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EL RATO SEX SCANDAL THREAD XI: USE ROMAN NUMERALS NEXT TIME EDITION


Thread replies: 444
Thread images: 136

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606

>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram

>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
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Guys, this is just crazy
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>>68735064
RIP RATO
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Here's a short summary of the entire event:
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>>68735130
Geez oh man.
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What a time to be alive
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REMINDER THAT HEIDI CRUZ WAS ON SUICIDE WATCH 11 YEARS AGO
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PLEASE DON'T SEND TED BACK. ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS.
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why is everybody quoting the fake o reilly?
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>http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm

http://web.archive.org/web/20121205004803/http://katherineavery.escortfiles.com/home

http://web.archive.org/web/20120101000000*/http://katherineavery.escortfiles.com/

GET LOOKING ANONS!
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>>68735064
Please stop talking about my wife's son.
Do you have any idea what year it is?
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if anyone has the autism for it, look at schools in Austin and try to find the 4th lady in their faculty profiles
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All current info in one picture anons.
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>>68735064
No sticky thread when we just BROKE A NEWS SCANDAL and made political history? can't say I'm surprised
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>>68735195
actually lol'd
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RIP in peace Rato
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Arizona doing my part, praise kek.
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GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP!!!
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>>68735225
they've been le reused
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>>68735202

kek
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Have we started the fire?
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>>68735225
Got too excited.
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Guys, all of the meme magic is starting to fuck with me. Can anyone here tell me what year it is?
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>>68735230
Find that fucking black vest picture.
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>>68735268
topkek
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>>68735064

imgur.com/MFBfqmq

imgur.com/MFBfqmq

imgur.com/MFBfqmq

LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL

PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG

THE GENIUS MADMAN

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs

RIP TED

PRAISE KEK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6AHhNLBqk

WHO HERE /comfy/?
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>THE NATIONAL FUCKING ENQUIRER ALONG WITH A SWISS DRIFT RACING FORUM WILL CHANGE THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS
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Need eyes on more spicy breakthroughs.
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i can't believe how much has happened in the course of one night

i feel the pages of history turning lads
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>>68735308
It's TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN
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does anyone else find it funny that this is blowing up on Good Friday?
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>>68735256
Mods are asleep.
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>>68735299
The fire rises brother.

http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO FUCKS ESCORTS IN D.C:

http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm

LOOK HERE

HE SAYS SHE CHARGES $800/2hours

MULTI-STAGE VERIFICATION

9'S AND 10'S

AGAIN:

http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

HOLD UP.

LET'S NOT GO TO THE ASHLEY MADISON HACKS

WHY?

BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP'S EMAIL IS IN THERE AS WELL FAGGOTS

ABORT

ABORT

ABORT

ABORT
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>>68735391
microwave.png
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>>68735268
KEK
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>>68735370
Sorry Italy, I don't trust non whites
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>>68735419
donald has email?
he said he's never written an email.
i don't buy it.
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>>68735225
tbqh it is pretty decieving the lI in @oreilIyfactor is a lower case l and a capital i.
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are we calling in the /b/team in on this? their concentrated autism might be what we need to get the last 2 victims identified
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>>68735419
wtf are you talking about nigger
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I can't wait for Donald to Tweet about this when he wakes up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp8qUeEHPZ0

>mfw we have better memes than the government
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>>68735230
>>68735318
This guy is a shill, trying to red herring
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>>68735254

Stop posting this pedo shit in every thread. We actually have real evidence here.

Fucking Cruz shill.
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>>68735475
go for it
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>>68735476
Flag look at the flag
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>>68735256
>we
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>>68735479
He will probably keep dead silent
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>>68735347
Cruz is already tainted by it. It doesn't even matter if it's true or not at this point. But nice try shill.
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>>68734858
>>68734966
>>68735126
see if he's right fags
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Post YFW hillary makes a statement about ted cruz dropping out of the race due to sex scandles
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#2? From last thread, no name given.
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>>68735499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ
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>>68735419
it's pretty well known that you can put any fake email you want into that website.
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MSM now has no choice but to report this when the news cycle begins, right?
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>>68735544
This

Let everyone else do the work
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>>68735414
>http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm

lad i'm kind of skeptical that it's her
if she hides her face in the ad, why would she not hide her face in the photo that's blurred?
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>>68735479
Hell never wake up, and Cruz rockets to the nomination.
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Why do I have the feeling that by the time I wake up in the morning, and turn on the news, that literally no one will be talking about this, and that this will just be a one-night-thing?
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>>68735508
It's not 100%, but the anon in the last thread found the dc site. If you have nothing better to do, keep looking.
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>>68735064
KEEP THE TREND GOING ON TWITTER

#CruzSexScandal

DONT STOP NEVER STOP

IT IS TIME FOR US TO FINISH EL RATO CRUZ OFF RRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68735575
Hair is too short
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>>68735318

escorts use fake pics all the time and some of those have this guy's twitter on them https://twitter.com/scottchurch?lang=en
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>>68735479
>when he wakes up
He sleeps for 2-3 hours. He probably hasn't even gone to sleep yet.
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>>68735419
True. Anybody can use any email to make an account (i don't think you have to verify). Doesn't really mean shit.
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Cruz just fits that lying sleazebag car salesman stereotype so well.
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>>68735476
god fucking dammit man, I keep forgetting those assholes just woke up
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>>68735509
prove ted cruz is not a pedophile? hes already a sexual deviate.
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What are the odds that this is actually true though
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this ones for you el rato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObuW1xfatSM
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Also from last thread.
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Serious question: Is this actually going to hurt Cruz or just fizzle out?
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>>68735660
this t b h
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>>68735630
I have that bad feeling too.
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>>68735577
Fuck that is adorable.
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>>68735509

T.Dan Gabriel

Go to sleep son.

Try again tomorrow.
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>>68735660
Someone tell him to sleep more or he dies before he is elected.
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>>68735633
and the picture looks like it came from there
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>>68735702

this is the big time
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>mfw Trump wakes up and tweets something cheeky like

"No comment on the #TedCruzSexScandal"
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>>68735693
It involves Katrina.
100%
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>>68735256
we did it reddit
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>>68735702
Depends on how the media treats it in the morning.
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>>68735630
We just have to pray to KEK that it gets picked up.
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>>68735702
This literally cannot be fizzled out.

Not even oxy-clean can get rid of this stain
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>>68735699
We need a name and the exact picture they used.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>68735630
Some damage has already been done. There's a bit of weight and it was #2 trending for a couple of hours.
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>>68735440
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>>68735639
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68735702
Meme magic has made it real. It's not going to fizzle, it's catching like wildfire. Everyone always thought Cruz was weird and this rumor confirms their feelings.
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>>68735469
>>68735476

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WksCisy3JyE

I'M NOT SHITPOSTING WATCH THIS VIDEO JIM ACTUALLY ASKED @REALDONALDTRUMP WHY HIS EMAIL WAS IN THE DUMP
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>>68735479
He already knows, hell I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one pulling the strings on this entire bombshell.

He's probably sitting in bed next to Melania watching the hell break loose as we speak.
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>>68735499
>tfw /pol/ shitposts so hard they can bring down governments and kickstart a robot uprising holocaust
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The worst part of all of this is the thought of Cruz having sex.
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I am so thankful that crap show scandal let us piggy back to the top like this
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candy companions Washington = "lollipop"

pic related is from yelp, similar hair color & styles

they're now called diamond companions but their website is broken
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>>68735755
That would be classic trump with 3 more hash tags
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>>68735699

Here's her twitter

https://twitter.com/CasandraLGarcia
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WE WILL NOT LET THIS DIE UNTIL MSM STARTS COVERING THE STORY
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>>68735647
You idiot it could have been longer when that picture was taken these affairs took place over the course of 13 years
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>>68735562
I think #2 is her. The hair is strikingly similar, and each chick that Cruz is alleged to bang is a fucking wet back. Search her twitter, instagram, facebook for that matching photo.
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Check for connections with Ted when he was solicitor General and the Austin Independent School District (AISD). I think woman #3 is from there, but I can't find her.
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>>68735702
he's got a lot of support from evangelicals. this'll fuck that all up.
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>>68735699
this looks shooped but ok
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POST CELEBRATION MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o
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I hope you faggots are still tweeting. The legs aren't long enough yet.
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>>68735806
anyone can sign up under any email address tardo
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>>68735575
Seriously, though. Goddamnit. Post your search terms!

If you're not a journalist you're not getting scooped, and if you are a journo, fuck off and use Nexis.
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reminder that texans are the true alpha males here

you upset that we fuck all your women? :)
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keep looking for the hooker boys

she is the key
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>>68735792
ITS OVER
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Who the fuck would ever want to sleep with this?
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>>68735609
>Singapore
That would most likely be the only case that kasich wins

Cruz is finished

Come home Ted, got a nice igloo waiting for you
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>>68735647
like hair cant grow.
Get a grip anon
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>>68735842
I'm getting a strong vibe hear...only she isn't a teacher!
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>>68735575
casandra lynn garcia

night
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>>68735842
Those pictures... they banged.
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>>68735917
Yeah dude paying for sex either with $ or job opportunities is so "alpha."

Top kek.
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Y'all think that maybe some news site will figure out who the teach and whore are?
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>>68735823
This will keep us occupied till the next primary, it's perfect timing. Trump is so considerate.
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>>68735792
"I started the fire" is what he's saying. Possibly.
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>>68735842

Looking at her pics on her twitter...

https://twitter.com/CasandraLGarcia

Her hair is at different lengths so yeah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4hWNYTX2OY

listing to this song and all i can hear is
"ted is fucked"
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>>68735575
https://twitter.com/CasandraLGarcia/media
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>>68735702

It'll hurt him bad because he's been running as the "principled Christian conservative" and he's being exposed.
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>>68735562
https://twitter.com/casandralgarcia

bam and bam

http://riograndevalleytx.us/community-conversations-sen-cruzs-staff/
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>>68736003
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>>68735792
What did he mean by this?
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>>68735842

she's not a teacher, National Enquirer said one's a teacher one's an escort
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>>68735922

Looks like a Chinaman.
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Is this finally it? Has the moment finally arrived? Is this the thing that will take down Cruz's campaign? For a lot of the other people running this year, they had that one thing that caused a chain reaction that ended them. Rubio has his robo breakdown. Jeb had his "please clap". Webb had killing a guy. Is #cruxsexscandal the thing that will finally end Ted?
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There's something ironic about #CruzSexScandal trending above Good Friday. I like it.
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>>68735997
ID confirms the eternal jewellery knows
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>>68736045
lol
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>tfw even an ugly Canadian rat gets more pussy than you
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>>68735917
I'm a Texan too buddy
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>>68736045
>Mmmm we had sex...
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GUYS, we need a high res scan of the article so we can match up the photos properly. Please sauce me chefs
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Guys, you can't say it is someone without having the picture that is in the article.

These guys found these pictures through a simple google search, if you can't find the picture they used by searching the person then it isn't them.

Casandra Lynn Garcia is not the girl. She may have fucked Ted too, but she is not the girl in the article.
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>>68736045
hahahah OMG I am saving this.
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>>68736047

thanks Mike!
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.>>675766834

help keep it bumped
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stop looking at coworkers

it has to be a teacher and a hooker
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>>68736074
I'd say Jeb's is the start of Trump's campaign.
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put your hate for leddit aside and go upvote this story in r/politics. It keeps popping up every now and then
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whats the whole lollipop thing about
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>>68736047
Or this?
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>>68736045
>LITERAL MILF TEACHER "FUCK ME" EYES
LITERAL MILF TEACHER "FUCK ME" EYES
>LITERAL MILF TEACHER "FUCK ME" EYES
LITERAL MILF TEACHER "FUCK ME" EYES
>LITERAL MILF TEACHER "FUCK ME" EYES
LITERAL MILF TEACHER "FUCK ME" EYES
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NO FUCKING WONDER TRUMP HAS BEEN CALLING HIM A "NASTY GUY"

HOLY SHIT
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spin it like this...

I would classify all of the women as victims of @tedcruz until they admit it was consensual. #CruzSexScandal

This type of spin will result in the women having to admit it was consensual in order to save Ted from having a rapist image attached to his persona.

In the event they refuse to admit still, the spin becomes Stockholm syndrome accusations.
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>>68736120
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how do we know this will ever get big media attention?

it probably wont

99% of the media is shilling for cruz to win over trump
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Lads what exactly is the scandal about and why is it so damaging to Cruz? I mean it's just a few romps.
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>>68736045
>that lust for vermin seed
Unacceptable
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>>68735630
>>68735704

Don't worry, this scandal would pay all their bills for the next month when they cover it. The media feeds on negatives, none stick on Trump, meanwhile Cruz's whole campaign is built on "muh conservative values." And it comes out that he's
a huge scumbag. There were over 100k tweets about it, savage picked it up, and other journalists are corroborating the story. There's going to be a veritable shark frenzy around this.

I'm serious, there is a chance, a small chance, but a chance he could drop out before Wisconsin.
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>>68735268
HEIDISCRUZ, so does Ted
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>>68736003
If it is her the pics not other twitter

looking for a facebook or linked in somewhere
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>>68736105
Could be worse. You could be a Brit.

ohhhh.... shit.
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>>68736074
Get ready for Hillary campaign. No survivors.
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Look who I found!

https://twitter.com/casandralgarcia

http://riograndevalleytx.us/community-conversations-sen-cruzs-staff/

Unrelated, but interesting insight!

kikebook.com/NowThisElection/videos/473423742855978/
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more
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>>68735873
The complete lack of google image results prior to 2007 does not help in the slightest. That photo could easily be from somewhere else and is obviously from many years later.

I've been searching through UofT Austin photos, but I've had no luck so far.
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>>68735630
even if they don't say word one about it, it is all over the internet now.
In a lot of ways the internet creates the news faster than the msm does now.
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I think it's her.

casandra lynn garcia
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>>68736137
well I fucked that up

>>>/b/675766834

keep this thread bumped
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>>68736216
oi matey!
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>>68736190
The media is good at hiding things, but it will be extremely difficult to hide the number one trending thing on twitter worldwide
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>>68735202
Has anyone tried converting to word then copy/pasting for the redacted stuff?
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>>68736045
She would drop her dacks right there.
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>>68736202
He's running his campaign as an honest, nice, Christian, family man.

I think even you can see why multiple extramarital affairs would kill his campaign.
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>>68736179

It would be better to say something along the lines of

>You defend your wife now but how about when she needed you, will you treat our nation the same way? Defending her one day and making backroom deals with other nations another?
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>>68736190
The media's first concern is their ratings. Pushing a political agenda comes second, or else they would have made sure Trump got the minimal amount of exposure by refusing to report on him.
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>>68736202
HE HOLDS UP THE FUCKING BIBLE
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>>68736179
This could work... At very least maybe piss off feminazis to stir the pot a little.
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>>68736251
I'm sure those in the newspaper did not bother finding extremely hidden pictures.
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This is amazing.

I feel as if history is unfolding before me
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>>68736045
>mmm I'd love to experiment with that rat
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>>68736105
Yeah, and he's got a 3 inch dick. What a joke. Ted is not a man. He's a little boy who can't keep his dick in his pants.
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>>68736160

https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/713108170491707392?lang=en

and they've mentioned it regarding cruz before
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>>68735814
im ok with this
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>>68736202

He got caught cheating on his wife with 5 different women after running on this Christian conservative platform where hes been telling everyone how pious he is.
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>>68736266
>/b/
YA BLEW IT
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>>68736248
Cruz's Cum Concubine
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>>68736260
I'm not so sure - she wasn't a teacher and the picture is so far certainly hard to find
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Fuck I've got to go to bed. If this has all died out when I wake up I'm going to fucking kill myself.
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>>68736190
Easy:

Keep fucking spamming twitter with memes and #CruzSexScandal

Don't be lazy
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>>68736260
https://www.linkedin.com/in/casandra-garcia-67867976

her linked in, and she is texas, fort worth
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>mfw shitposting will decide who's the next President
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>>68736162
He means us. We are autistic and we dig the Intarnetz for bants HUEHUEHUE
>>
Is this real? Or some tabloid shit?
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>>68736367
kill urself fgt
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>>68735575
>>68735699
>>68736003

Look at this picture, and compare it to the dress and the yellow wall color in pic #2

https://twitter.com/CasandraLGarcia/status/643550936023957504

What do you guys think?
>>
Is Breitbart down or is it just me?
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>>68736202
This is an American thing. Don't worry about it
>>
lmao
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>>68736327
Yes, but they had names. A name makes it a lot fucking simpler. We know she was in Austin a little over a decade ago. That photo could be from a month ago, from her new school in San Diego for all we know.

There are zero images on google for texas prior to 2007.
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WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS POL?
>WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS POL?
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS POL?
>WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS POL?
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Rato's people are starting to notice as they shit their pants, one of them is getting all ass blasted and trying to shut down my fake twitter account kek.
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I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANY MORE

THERE'S MAGIC IN THE AIR

WE'VE REACHED CRITICAL MASS

ITS TOO MUCH

ITS JUST TOO MUCH
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>>68736260
can somebody please ghetto rig her face onto this shit?
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>>68736341
Shiiit its not lollipop its Lollie Pop
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>>68736363
This is something we need to take into account. The pictures the national enquirer used weren't entirely hard to find. I suspect they want people to do exactly what we're doing, so they wouldn't make the pictures intentionally obscure.
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>>68736202
sex scandals are hydrogen bombs in american politics. Do you live in a fucking cave?
>checks flag
ohhhh
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>>68736408
>https://twitter.com/CasandraLGarcia/status/643550936023957504

Dress isn't even close. Hair is still far too short.
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>>68736408

I don't know about that but her titties are glorious. Mmm...
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>>68736419

Holy shit Breitbart is down. Ben Jewpiro shut it down!
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fucking /pol/ when i wake up tomorrow i expect you fuckers to find the 2 mystery girls.
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>>68736444
> so you were the ruser...
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>>68736202

He got buttfucked by a shemale prostitute named Lollipop
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>>68736162
>>Autistic Diggers
kek
>>
Isn't one of them a teacher? It's not clg guys
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>>68736408
the last two are a teacher and an escort, she isnt either
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>>68736444
Reply back to them.

Also, checked.
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>>68736251

NE wouldn't use an old pic, but she could be from an elementary, high school, college, university, private school so random searching of schools is gonna be hard
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>>68736386
it has been foretold

the /pol/luminati is crashing the election with no survivors
>>
IF YOU CAN'T

FIND THE EXACT

PHOTO, THEN

YOU HAVE

THE WRONG GIRL
>>
>Altered the course of American politics via meme magic
Gonna add this to my résumé
>>
Trumps been playing the fucking game the whole god damn time
>Takes out Jeb the front running money machine
>assassinates rubio on his own turf
>Lets the republican establishment pick a side, with or against trump
>Now it one swift move BTFOs rato and the rest of the RNC
This is over a 9000 power level
>>
Jesus Christ what did /pol/ do? I've been gone for nine hours when everyone was matching pixels to pictures from the article and now its trending on Twitter and everywhere.
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>>68736461
no its pointless to put the wrong persons face in
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>>68736408
>https://twitter.com/CasandraLGarcia/status/643550936023957504

Saw that too, looks very similar
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>>68736522
>man face
>nasty looking thighs

Put it in the trash and burn it
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>>68736477
In world politics.
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>>68736147
Probably true. But probably closer to the first debate. Jeb was ahead of Donald until the first debate happened. It all went downhill from there. His "please clap" was on of the final nails in the coffin.
>>
>>68735318
tip my fedora to the bottom photo for sure
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>>68736461

This might be a dead end. The hair is much lighter here than the Cassandra Garcia girl.
>>
F
O
U
N
D
Something

http://www.tutoringhelp.org/78703_Tutoring/2

this is a website that lists teachers and tutors in the austin area come help me wade through it!!
>>
>>68736600
yeah her tits seema bit flat
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>>68736419
Down for me too

WHAT A DAY

WHAT A LOVELY DAY
>>
Kinsey (Fox) is tweeting it as well

https://twitter.com/kinseyschofield/status/713276100630085632

wew lads
>>
Will Glenn Beck finally kill himself if this sticks? Trump had better get a restraining order against that fucking psycho. Becky has nothing left to lose once Cruz is out.
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>>68735702
It's too late for cruz to get out from under this.
In the past, the msm could control what people saw or heard. The internet is faster than the msm at breaking stories, it's already everywhere
>>
>BREITBART IS DOWN
BREITBART IS DOWN
>BREITBART IS DOWN
BREITBART IS DOWN
>BREITBART IS DOWN
BREITBART IS DOWN
>BREITBART IS DOWN
BREITBART IS DOWN
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>>68736260
>>68736461
Try to find her in the same blue suit. The hair style is the exact same, and her hair might just be bright from the sun, or some such.
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>>68736598
We may have found evidence that Rato cheated on his wife with 5 woman. We're currently trying to end his campaign by getting it trending.
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>>68736597
I love this man so much.
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>>68736306
you have more brains than your fellow countryman hes a total dipshit probably an abo
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>>68736461
DEAR GOD COULD IT BE?
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>>68735997

Dude, your ID literally says "Jew".

That's kinda weird.
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>>68736629
>>
LIBERAL COMEDY SHOWS ARE NOTICING:

https://twitter.com/AllieGoertz/status/713255900841021440
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>>68736562
she is, check her linked in profile

https://www.linkedin.com/in/casandra-garcia-67867976
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>>68736443
Well, John Key has made many dodgy trade agreements while trying to distract us with an attempted flag change.
That's an example of keeping the public out of what actually matters in politics.
>>
>>68736542
Then he prolapsed after sneaking in bed getting shitseed on his sleeping wife's panties, leading to his first kiddy.
>>
>>68736629
WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR
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>>68736522

T H I C K
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>>68736612
I'd smash it
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>>68735808
He does already know. It leaked a long time ago that Ted had an affair with Katrina.
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>>68736674
>>
Goodnight /pol/, I've had a great time shitposting on Twitter. I expect to wake up to this being national headlines. MAGA
>>
its not the cassandra chick, shes not a teacher or escort you fucking autists
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>>68736306
AND THEN HE LIES DOWN
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>>68736597
He hasn't even started on Hillary

Can you fucking imagine???
>>
>>68736562

True, but considering how many have been supposedly leaked, wouldn't it follow a pattern if there were indeed more? I mean if he has a history of getting friendly with his staff, then maybe there are more we just haven't found out about yet. I know I'm stretching it lul
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>>68736674
Holy shit, I thought it was just me.
>>
>>68736726
NAME?
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>>68736740
Cruz is going to get the Drumpf treatment

and Cruz ain't no Teflon Don
>>
1. get him to defend his wife
2. expose infidelity

this is some frank underwood shit
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>>68736791
he will wait until bernie drops out
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>>68736629
http://www.tutoringhelp.org/tutors/TEXAS/Austin/295538

All the pictures used in the article were relatively easy to find or were well-known photos. This can't be too hard.
>>
>>68736764
With a hammer
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BASED KINSEY HAS CHIMED IN

PRAISE KEK. PRAISE HIM TO THE HIGH HEAVENS
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>>68735720
Fuck off Jew
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>>68735202
MOOOOOOOOOORE, she caught him in the accccctt ooommmggg that explains this shit and how his kids act around him!!
>>
ANTI-TRUMP SHOW ON TV IS NOTICING:

https://twitter.com/midnight/status/713255130020196352
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>>68736419
DOWM
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>>68736419
CONFIRMED: down
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>>68736674
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>>68736696
It's already trending on Twitter. Did /pol/ match the other three women from the NE article? That's where I bailed.
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>>68736755
>https://twitter.com/kinseyschofield/status/713276100630085632
#4 my friend
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>>68736674
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>68735630
Heavy.com picked it up. 2 seperate articles about it on their front page.
>>
@MittRomney wouldn't approve of @tedcruz doing this unless of course he married them all first...
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>>68736674
>>
>>68736419
ITS DOWN, FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>68736188
fuck off with this pedo shit shill.... it only makes us all look like idiots that put out bs rumors with no facts
>>
https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU/status/713277791416942592

GUYS WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS?
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>>68736444
The tweets come in. The tweets come out.
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See you in the AM.
Keep up the good fight,
Love you guys
>>
Based Ann is tweeting, but she quiet about this. Lots are playing the waiting game.
>>
>>68736188
cant one of you dam losers just go out and buy the dam magazine so we can get some HD closeups of the other 2
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>>68736830
PRAISE BE
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>>68736816
>frank underwood
This is way past House of Cards

HoC can't hold a candle to this.
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4 am in new york, people are waking up

>keep this shit up.
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K I N S E Y
I N S E Y
N S E Y
S E Y
E Y
Y
>>
>>68736419
Holy fuck, senpai
>>
>>68736902
>this anti semetic character from the middle ages
>>
>>68736674
THEY ARE WIPING THE SERVERS THAT HAS ALLUM'S ARTICLE IN IT
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>>68736806
That's Michelle Fields.
>>
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>
>>68736806
What????

Michelle Psycho Fields
>>
>>68736573
I had a hunch about UT Austin, and college professors are much more likely to be pictured online.

Below High School teachers will be a motherfucker to search.
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Wait, so this is the "bombshell story" that @libertarianblue promised us shortly before the 1st Super Tuesday but then never got released?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT..TED CRUZ IS FUCKING FINISHED
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>>68736783
see
>>68736743
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>>68736461
alright well I tried
>>
>>68736743

good find, but none of the schools she worked at or went to were near austin and NE specifically said austin
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Also signing off. Splendid work today boys. Praise to Kek.
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I wonder how bad it'll be tomorrow when people type "Ted Cruz" into google
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>>68736726
YOU COULD BE ON TO SOMETHING MAYBE THATS WHY BEN SHAPIRO DIDNT WANT THE STORY OUT
>>
>>68736743
And all in Texas. Maybe this is it. Good Fucking work brother.
>>
YOU FAGGOTS BETTER NOT SIGN OFF
>>
>>68736959
I was thinking the same thing.

I won't be surprised if Cruz murdered a reporting closing in on the trail.
>>
>>68736726
HOLY SHIT IT'S MICHELLE FIELDS?

OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>
The woman in the blue shirt is a school photo
Look for schools in cruz' area
Can't say anymore
>>
REDDIT IS DOWN FAGGOTS! HOW WILL THE BERNIE BOTS COMMUNICATE?
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>can't keep his dick in his pants
>can't keep his wife from suicide
>microbenis
>thinks he can run for office

Admit it Ted, you're a lightweight rat. Not Presidential material.
>>
>>68736726
maybe
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>>68737084
>signing off
the day just started anon

also, it's a religious holiday
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>>68737020
looks more like a kek meme than anything else, but nice try m8 10/10 for effort
>>
>>68737087
do you mean the Austin area?
>>
>>68737090
ARE WE NEXT?
>>
>>68737051
Last one is supposedly a hooker. Don't think this is the case, but it would be amazing if it was.
>>
FUCK!!!!

BREIBART SHUT IT DOWN!!!

http://www.breitbart.com/
>>
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
GOOGLE "TED CRUZ SCANDAL"
DO IT
>>
>>68737087
Lies
>>
>>68736726
I'm not so sure, look at the part in the hair line, they don't match.
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>>68736726
>Shapiro gets cucked by Cruz
>>
OH FUCK

THE KIKES ARE NOT PLEASED
>>
>>68737090

>reddit is down
>breitbart is down

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>
>>68736984
Breitbart.com confirmed for not loading in browsers.
>>
>>68737020
top kek
>>
MEME MAGIC IS CRASHING SITES AND CAMPAIGNS ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT

TOO MUCH ENERGY
TOO MUCH ENERGY
>>
A rep in Georgia just got in on it lol
>>
It's early evening on Friday night here in Straya. We'll keep the shitshow going til you burgers wake up.
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This is what the night Osama was killed was like.

It aired in the middle of the night, it was a huge story throughout the night no doubt, and it was nuclear at daybreak
>>
>>68737010

we were thinking she was one of his daughter's teachers in previous threads
>>
>>68736826

don't they live in Houston though
>>
"The guac bowl merchant got off light compared to Cruz"

lmao
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>>68737050
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>>68735178
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>>68737147
shes a god damn hooker she just never listed it on her resume
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>>68736674
>reddit is now suddenly down
>the front page rolled back 5-6 hours; before the Cruz story broke
>>
>>68737020
>I tried
Kek. You succeeded
>>
>>68737151
>http://www.breitbart.com/
So much eerie shit going on tonight
>>
Need new thread
>>
>>68736743
>>68737018
>>68737021
>>68737076
Read the damned dates. She wasn't even in College until 2004. Bachelors degree in 2009.

It's not even the same Cassandra Garcia. The Garcia who's twitter was posted is currently working for Cruz.
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>>68736726
Both shirts have those puffy shoulders.

Holy shit.
>>
>>68737156
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THE FIRE RISES
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>>68737188
REDDIT ALSO DOWN HERE
BREITBART ALSO DOWN HERE

TOO

MUCH

MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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Reddit is down
Breitbart is down
>>
>>68737050
Imagine that southern baptist grandma that drives around with an "obama=satan" bumpersticker. She loves Ted Cruz and feels he's a savior from God to be the President and make America a Christian nation again. She wakes up after a long nap, decides to go on the google to see what Ted Cruz is up to. The first thing she sees is "TED CRUZ CAUGHT CHEATING ON HIS WIFE WITH 3 DIFFERENT WOMAN. CAMPAIGN COLLAPSING
>>
Primal forces of nature shit indeed
>>
>>68736726
She was an 'embedded' reporter in the Cruz camp when she tried to frame Corey
>>
>>68737299

you just want a new ID
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>>68737076
This image legitimately creeps me out. How could it be so prophetic?
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new thread, faggos
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>>68735178
This just nuts I tell ya
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Somebody bake some fucking bread
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>>68737203
OH SHIT!!!

GEORGIA BRINGING THE BANTZ!!!
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>>68736444
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH RATO NERVOUS AS FUCK MSM WILL START REPORTING THIS
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>>68737188
SOROS
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>>68737301

I was dismissing it as well, read a damned post
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>>68737351
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>>68737299
>Jew
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>>68737203
Damn, skippy. That's some spicy banter.
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New thread please.
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>>68737278
>caring about that cuck infested shithole.

We don't need them, will never need them.
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>>68737327
oh shit ted has gay sex 2 ? plot thickens boys
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Didn't find her yet, found this though
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>>68736162
"Digger" is slang for Australian WW1 soldiers, still used today.

tfw we are serving in our own way
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>>68737336
now the hashtag magically gets removed from trending list.
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>>68736749

When this was revealed to her, Heidi got blackout drunk from two sips of Ted's "Special Margaritas" and was found several blocks from her home, crying, naked, and wandering into traffic
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BREITBART IS BACK
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That Georgia rep (Steven Smith) is not a real person.
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>>68736726
Do we have a winner?
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>>68737218
Daughters both born after 2003.
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>>68737339
mwuah hah hahh hahaha
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How can we destroy Shapiro's career?
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>>68737211
Brisrael checking in
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>>68737214

we're going

n
u
c
l
e
a
r

you say?

we were destined for this
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>>68736783
Nothing says she was a teacher when they had relations. But, she looks too young imho.
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>>68736726
>>68736726
>>68736726
>>68736726
BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE, THE SHIRT OR THE BACKGROUND IN THE MAGAZINE PHOTO MAY BE RECOLORED. 2 OF THE OTHER ONES WERE.
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>>68737452
NOT A TEACHER
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>>68737452
She even does the hair behind the ear shit.

Shirt looks the same with the puffy shoulder shit

Its her.
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>>68737464
They're our version of useful idiots.
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>>68737278
Who gives a fuck, you have saved all important pics, right?
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It's going to be a GOOD FRIDAY!!

Glory to the God Emperor Trump!
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>>68737020
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>>68737452
i feel the hair parting in a different spot makes me skeptical
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>>68737411
Noting that she wasn't a teacher until Cruz was in the Senate already is a faster debunk.
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>>68737525
Maybe a hooker though.
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>>68737498
He's doing a good job of that on his own.
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>>68737494

ahh dammit, would have made it too easy I guess
>>
>>68737301
Fuck. Good call.
>>
>>68737190
Breitbart down
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>>68737498
He's already doing it for us
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>>68737515
Yeah I don't think it's Michelle.
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>>68737498
He already took care of that himself.
>>
>>68737452
not the same person. look at where the hair is disjoined, that is something they are born with and cannot change.
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>>68737498
He is doing that himself. If this scandal turns out to be true, he will be pretty fucked,
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>>68736674

No it isn't
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>>68736726
its certainly looking like it could be her, that would be hilarious, but its too close to call
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>>68737505
Cairns standing by
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>>68737492
So far, Cruz is 3/5 for banging wet backs. I'd wager the teacher is one also. Who knows with the hooker.
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>>68736600
>>68736626
>>68736683
>>68736726
>>68736461

AYYYY

SERIOUSLY, someone crop a face onto her, and do it nicely,

then, drop the file into the google image search and see if you come up with anything.
>>
NEW BREAD

>>68737603

>>68737603

>>68737603

>>68737603

>>68737603

>>68737603
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>>68737585
No it's not
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>>68737591
We can't let him take the credit for this. It's our job
>>
>>68735064
You are absolutely disgusting, OP. I hope you realize that. By encouraging the lies of the fucking National Enquirer you are going to ruin this election to the point of no return. If people actually believe these false allegations then Trump nor Cruz will win, and this country will begin it's already inevitable downward spiral. I despise you and everything you stand for. I hope that for every lie you've told and for each person in this thread a demon will personally torment you on your path to hell.
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>>68737492
its not her

remember andrea tantaros?
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>>68737470
I think you may be on to something
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>>68737602
Bullshit. Girls change parts all the time.
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>>68737515
Michelle Fields was 15 in 2003 and not living in Texas.
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>>68737327
The back-alley tunisian knife fighter is on-board
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These two fags held hands a few weeks ago and proclaimed "This is unity!"
NO MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS UNITY. RIGHT HERE. WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH
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Anyone else feel dirty thinking that Katrina Pierson might have banged Lyin Ted?
>>
>>68737331
Same here WTF
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>>68737348
Shit I have no idea. Found it on thread X or so, saved it. Solid gold 1900 meme
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>>68736726
or could be someone she knows.
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>>68737620
It's not close. Michelle Fields was 15 in 2003 and attending high school in California.
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>>68737652

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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>>68737492
not the same shirt. V neck vs whatever the hell that is.
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>>68737203
REKT
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>>68737719
I feel a little sick tbqh.
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>>68737452
It's 99% likely it's not her, but, pic related

she just ran off to mexico

>feeling the heat and fleeing

>>68737602
Google Michelle Fields. She parts her hair in many different places.
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>>68737790
Disappointing, the resemblance hair wise is pretty damn close
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>>68737719

Who cares? She's a half nigger and that's quite ok to sacrifice.
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>>68737452
>SLEEVES
>HAIR

WE DID IT /POL/
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>>68737643
Breitbart was down but its back. Reddit still down
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>>68737351
RARE
A
R
E
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>>68737314
I noticed that too, but there's no one way /pol/ is that lucky, lol
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Things start happening in around 2 hours!!!

KEEP IT GOING!!!
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>>68737623
>wet backs
1 is a spic, 1 is a mulato, and 1 is white
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>>68735440
Where is this gif from? Not the exploding van video, right?
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>>68738080
> no way
You don't seem to be aware of meme magic my friend .
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>>68737176
pretty sure the d had 15 k users and it was to much for the kikes to handle.
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>>68737168
That doesn't matter, women's hair parts change all the time. You can set your part where ever you want.
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THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
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>>68737472
Imagine that conversation in a time machine.

>I'm a digger, I dig trenches to survive the gunfire and try to avoid gas.
>I'm a digger, I still dig trenches but we lost a lot of men on a long march in New Guinea
>I'm a digger, I shit post and call people faggots.
Evolution in action.
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We can add his face to the cheater face wall now
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Did everyone die?
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>>68739250
In here:

>>68737603
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