Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
Fucking morons don't realize this will actually shed light on Chump's ACTUAL affairs.
WE'RE MOVIN ON UP, KIDS!
>>68727586
Shill harder you fucking faggot
ARTICLE HAS DROPPED
REPEAT, ARTICLE HAS DROPPED
https://medium.com/@1e3d0077c3ca4df4b260e1ee0bceb6/is-ted-cruz-cheating-on-his-wife-2b3284cc2475
>>68727585
This is an escort. No doubt whatsoever.
bump for god emperor
>rato's face when
>>68727586
Which ones? The divorce already known and exploited by the press of the time?
GUYS I THINK WE'RE OVER THINKING THINGS ABOUT THE TEACHER
let's back things up a bit
>Cruz married Heidi Nelson in 2001.[216] The couple have two daughters:[217] Caroline (born 2008) and Catherine (born 2011).
Caroline would have to be 8 by now, that's already grade 2. That limits things down substantially in terms of potential teachers Ted could have boned.
Why would it be any other random teacher? Why would ted need to go out of his way to solicit a teacher that wasn't revolving somehow around him, for sex?
TR;DR
Find the teacher of Ted's 8y.o daughter
Why is everybody so surprised that Ted got fucked in the butt by a shemale named Lolipop?
The Hashtag is not working for me a person who is not signed into an account its frozen at four tweets.
>>68727638
Dropped right into the fucking Trash. What is that? A fucking blog?
>>68727586
Yep.
>>68727456
>>68727456
>>68727456
>>68727456
>>68727456
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal
>>68727586
You mean the one everyone knows about with his second wife froma two decades ago ago?
l m a o
Has anyone looked into the 2005 case which Ted helped with. The one with the teachers union?
>>68727585
cropped
>>68727456
I used to be a Trump supporter until I learned his national spokeswoman was a home wrecker. Now I'm a CruzMissile.
How will Trump ever recover?
>>68727586
It doesn't matter if Trump had affairs. He's not running as an evangelical
>>68727586
This reminds me endlessly at how much ''dirt'' Hillary has on him that everyone keeps talking about. If there was any, why isn't anyone releasing or talking about it?
Tay foretold. Tay gave us the number 5. Lord Kek sent us a prophet and microsoft stole her and murdered her. What else was she going to tell us?
Meme magic is real, meme magic is here to stay.
>>68727754
Is that the guy?
>>68727777
I laughed
Nice get
BEN KNEW THE WHOLE STORY
>BEN KNEW THE WHOLE STORY
>BEN KNEW THE WHOLE STORY
>>68727585
>>68727614
HABBEDING
Its an honor to be in such a glorious thread. We MAGA NOW SENPAI
>>68727770
damn el rato gets some fine ass bitches
>>68727768
Good instincts m8.
>Katrina Pierson - Trump Spokeswoman, ran for Congress (32 district) in 2014 in Texas and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy Campaign Manager for Carly Fiorena, Legal Advisor for Mitt Romney's Official Super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter
>>68727456
We should get feminist into this.
>>68727667
desu senpai, the other 2 don't matter if we got 3/5.
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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/pol/ has become a weapon
The new weapon technology won't lasers or plasma or robots
The new weapon will be shitposting
>>68727585
This has to be the whore. The plunging neckline and exposed titty is a dead giveaway.
>>68727667
Slow down there Leafy.
Three is good enough for now. Let the media chew on the three that they know, then when the fire dies down find the other two to fuel it up again.
>>68727456
PLEASE LOLLIE POP BE A TRANNY PLEASE
Praise kek, az on the prowl.
>>68727585
STRIPPER
>STRIPPER
STRIPPER
>STRIPPER
>>68727787
CHECK BACKPAGES IN HIS LOCAL AREA
>>68727456
/pol/ has The Donald campaign advisers that meme scandals into the political Twittersphere, for country of the wealthiest and most powerful nation on the planet Earth.
Did you ever think you'd read that sentence?
>>68727770
All reverse image search is telling me here is that she is actually shoes.
>>68727847
He tits look saggy as shit.
>>68727894
This isn't just normal shitposting.
This is meme magic.
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280
HOT DAMN
HIGH ATOP THE GOLD TRUMP TOWER
DONALD TRUMP MEMES GATHER POWER
SUMMON FORTH FROM KEK'S DANK REALM
MEMES WITH WHICH OUR FOES TO FELL
NOW AS NIMBLE FORCE ASCENDS,
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>68727834
@LIBERTARIANBLUE HAD THE STORY FOR BREITBART
@BENSHAPIRO CENSORED IT
@NERO CAN CONFIRM
the hashtag has hit critical mass and will be self-sustaining for a while
>>68727784
Yep this is the big thing. Usually people can fuck whoever they want and it would hardly even matter.
It's a little different when your voter base is literally all hardcore christcucks though
>>68727770
>>68727787
someone please content-aware-delete the eyes and then google image search
What do we think of this?
Katrina banged El Rato and broke my heart.
I now shill 4 Hill
>>68727586
Silly shill, everybody understands Trump fucks any woman he wants.
YOU KNEW DARN WELL I WAS A RAT BEFORE YOU VOTED CRUZ
>>68727958
What did he mean by this?
>>68727667
Affair occurred in ~2003, kids weren't born yet.
>>68727797
the entire media and every single GOP political hack has been digging for months
>>68727958
THIS CONFIRMS IT.
HOLY SHIT
>>68727958
ITS REAL
>>68727963
10/10
>>68727456
===============================
HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW:
>Katrina Pierson
> ?
> ?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINK
>STORY LINK
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>Wash Times reporter confirms story
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>>68727958
Poor guy got Jewed
>>68727909
Probs not a tranny, fake tits dont sag like that.
Most probably a woman.
t. 200GB of Shemale porn
>>68727908
Bad idea. We want to kill rato now.
>>68727958
Fucking.
Confirmed.
>>68727958
This is definitive proof that Breitbart had the story and Shapiro shut it down.
Tay the Prophet!!
And they killed her! Just like she foresaw
>>68727997
to be expected
>>68727958
What does being 'scooped' mean?
WHY DID BEN SHEKLE FOR THE HIGH SCORE?
YOU COULDVE BEEN FAMOUS
Are we honestly supposed to believe that the creepiest and most disliked man in Washington is banging attractive women? Seems farfetched.
>>68727958
lmao
>>68727958
THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
>THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
>THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
>THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
>THE WAR BEGINS NOW THE WAR BEGINS
>>68727958
Where were you when Rato was kill?
>>68728086
some one runs a story before you break it
>>68728086
to steal someone else's news story.
>>68727958
HOLY FUCK
>>68728006
I'd feel bad for Cruz...but he fucked my political waifu.
The Rat...the fucking booger RAT fucked Hurricane Kat.
It makes me sick inside and the only thing making me feel better is the dissolution of his campaign.
>>68728046
Fucking don't we need to know for sure.
>>68728037
>affair
>plural
m8...there's 5 women on there
>>68728086
having your article rejected as a journalist
>>68728086
Probably having your story being used by someone else when by rights you had it first.
How deep does this go? Milo just tweeted 10 minutes ago, no mention of Cruz.
>>68728034
It means he had the story, he was blocked and someone else "NE" scooped the story out from under him.
Seeing how it's National Enquirer and stuff, is there any way this Memetics Op could backfire?
>>68728096
First election, keed?
>>68727958
help im a babbling retard
what does this mean
>>68727667
you get your grade 12 yet ricky?
>/pol/ finds out the true name of AIDs Skrillex in ONE DAY, found him through twitter mentions with him in a picture
>finds out the true name/address/ and the fucking school Carl went to despite having literally NO information on him
>In only a few hours on the Cruz scandal going live, pictures of THREE women have been found
>pictures of the three women found in random fucking news casts or interviews, despite these women being on television A LOT, they found the EXACT fucking screencaps used in the articles
I don't understand how its even possible
Katrina was an easy one, but the other two? HOW? There's fucking HUNDREDS of female newscasters, FUCK THERE'S MILLIONS OF WOMEN, HOW COULD YOU'VE THOUGHT THAT THESE WERE THE RIGHT WOMEN? HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK?
HOW DO YOU SEE A PICTURE OF A BLURRED FACE WITH LITTLE TO NO DETAILS ON CLOTHING OR A BACKGROUND AND STILL PICK THEM OUT?
THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST CURRENT YEAR
>>68728086
In journalism, it means someone got to a certain story first
>>68727958
KEK VULT
>>68727958
PRAISE
honestly lads this month has overtaken the zimmerman trial in keks. when trump gets the nomination this place is gonna be madness. i cant wait
>>68728086
He had the story sitting in his lap waiting to go and somebody else beat him to it and put the goods out there. Journalists getting their shit taken basically.
>>68727899
Wow anon, you think?
All right guys, I know the whole story. I'm only gonna submit this once, then I'm gone.
Look in to:
Senator - DUI - escort - D.C- charges dropped
>>68727958
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
>>68728040
Exactly. No one has shit. And if they can't find anything more, they've hit rock bottom on what they can attack him with, which is why I doubt Hillary has dirt on Trump.
The timing of this scandal is too bullshit too.
>Cruz retweets an ad asking why Trump's wife is a slut
>Trump asks why Cruz's wife is so ugly
>Urgh, how dare you say bad things about my wife, she's the love of my live
>and then it's revealed basically the next day that Cruz has been cheating on her
Like, wow. Coincidence or not, that's ridiculous.
>>68728086
It means someone else reported the story before he could
Guys...we did this *tears*
Would you a Ted Cruz for $500,000?
>>68727456
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
All the tranny threads on /pol/ now make sense.
>>68728070
No it isn't. We all need to be careful with the alleged stuff. Until this dude says 'Fuck...you know, Ben Shapiro told me not to print it else I'd get my ass Jew'ed' then there is nothing solid. He needs to come straight out with it.
Can't help much, on my phone, but this might be new info. Here are a second set of photos
Searching backpages in areas hes known to travel to....
>>68727958
SHILLS ON SUICIDE SCRAMBLE
PREPARE FOR MASS SLIDING
Now let's push the "BEN SHAPIRO SHUT IT DOWN" angle and force him to come clean, fucking treasonous kike servant of the Rat king of Mongolia.
>>68728118
Need some gas?
>>68728086
you had a story, but someone reported it before you.
this was a big deal back in the age of print media and actual investigative journalism, but now it's just the equivalent of yelling "FIRST!" and publishing whatever because in 10 minutes no one else will really care.
>>68728166
This dude is a breitbart reporter and kept teasing a bombshell story about rato. The piece was killed before it could be released. He's confirming this is what it was.
>>68728064
Yes, but we don't want a Kasich surge. Boiling the rats slowly ensures none jump out.
>>68728192
nigga that's the plot to the first season of House of Cards
>>68727958
confirmed
fucking confirmed
>>68728144
Jesus, don't be dense. I'm talking specifically about the affair with the teacher. The article states that the affair with the teacher happened around the time he became Solicitor General, which was January 9th, 2003.
>>68727600
dumping for this weird canadian and any other person who is board enough to read trashy tabloids
>>68728192
i watched that TV show too. fuck off ahmed.
>>68727894
>/pol/ is going to be mentioned in history textbooks
>>68728156
((Shapiro)) likely put a gag order the first time around when he was still working with Breitbart
>>68727958
he waited nearly 2 months on it so he can't complain
>>68728202
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
>>68728204
We didn't just end a political career, we have changed the course of history now that Trump is going to be POTUS
>>68728169
Kek is the god of meme magic and we are its wizards
never underestimate the power of autism and raw fury
>>68728170
Which is interesting since it means a lot of journalist have been digging and actually did find something substantial.
>>68727787
Looks like India Summer.
She's not an escort in DC is she?
>>68727958
>2016
>getting jewed
>>68727834
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>>68728070
>>68728233
>>68727965
NEVER TRUST A JEW AND REMEMBER KIDS....POL IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
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>>68728169
>underestimating weaponized concetrated autism being led by a divine power
>>68728086
utensil used to dispense beans
my name's geoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0
>>68728169
Some of us were here before, in the early times
We were learning this shit back before the fucking FBI even had an internet database
The old stories of 4chan were all true, faggot. Don't be fooled by the modern veneer. We never left.
How is Ted Cruz getting laid like this? He's a rat faced slaeze who spouts Evangelical nonsense and sounds like a nasally used car salesman.
The fuck is wrong with these women?
>>68727958
NO FUCKING WAY LOLOLOLLOLL
>>68728156
dudes gotta get paid. kikebart is owned by a cruz supporter.
go after shapiro nao?
>>68728188
It could be one of those teachers who dresses provocatively and routinely fucks her students.
>>68728169
We have accepted our autism and put it towards a common goal
>>68727958
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68728169
KEK GIVETH
>>68728208
I'm not gonna lie
maybe
I can feel the (You)'s coursing through my veins.
>>68728159
>>68728159
>>68728159
GUYS SERIOUSLY THIS IS A FUCKING IMPORTANT MEMETIC
CAN THIS BACKFIRE, IN ANY WAY?
>>68728235
>pervy ted
Don't they mean perverTED?
MESSAGE @LIBERTARIANBLUE AND ASK HIM ABOUT DETAILS UNTIL HE ANSWERS
CRUZ MISSILE HAS LANDED
CRUZ OFFICIALLY BTFO
START THINKING STRATEGY ON KASICH LADS. HE ALREADY HAS STRONG SUPPORT IN THE NORTHEAST. AFTER CRUZ DROPS OUT HE WILL TAKE A LOT OF HIS SUPPORT.
MEME MAGIC
MAGA
>>68727958
FUCK YES, SAY IT WITH ME: PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>68727993
got nothing (if i did it right)
>>68728235
THANK YOU ANON
can someone help me eliminate the 3?
The blonde is That Megan girl that has a hate boner for Trump.
>>68727958
SHAPIRO ACCIDENTALLY HELPED TRUMP BY KILLING THE BREITBART STORY
IF IT DROPPED OVER A MONTH AGO IT WOULD HAVE HELPED RUBIO, BUT NOW HE'S OUT AND ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THAT SACK OF MEAT KASICH AND OUR BOY TRUMP
WEW LADDIES
>>68727958
I want the story on how Shapiro shut it down now, hope they deliver
>>68727958
I knew it
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/01/ted-cruz-private-corporate-lawyer
CTRL F and type "teacher" for a lead
>>68728411
No, Teflon Don isn't a fucking idiot when it comes to sex scandals revolving around him.
>>68728374
Power hungry women are drawn to those narcissistic psychopaths. He could be an actual rat and he'd still get action.
>>68728235
OPEN IT UP TO THE PAGE AND TAKE PICS
>>68728374
Maybe women find him attractive.
>>68728345
Based india summer
Good taste anon
THE BEANS ARE OUT
>>68728417
good one
>>68728421
if I ever find out who you are I am going to beat the ever-loving shit out of you, man
>>68727958
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
>>68728086
>What does being 'scooped' mean?
Someone else printed a story before he could.
so what are the chances any of this is true?
>>68728374
Power, money and fame, amigo.
>>68728235
Key to success right here. Good on you anon
I killed this story at Breitbart.
Thank me later /pol/. #CruzMissiles4Ever
>>68728469
>SHAPIRO ACCIDENTALLY HELPED TRUMP BY KILLING THE BREITBART STORY
I love how all their shill tactics against Trump backfire kek They don't know who they're messing with
GUYS PLEASE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP ALL FUCKING WEEK
>>68728469
SHAPIRO FACE TURN
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>68728472
He probably blackmailed them.
>>68728531
Why?
>>68727958
HAPPENING
So, Breitbart and Roger Stone knew about it.
What about The Don?
Is this what he meant when he said "spill the beans" on Heidi?
>>68728169
Weaponized autism and frogposting, mah boi
>>68728542
Now with that Breitbart guy coming out about the scoop, 100%
>>68727931
I get paintings of people with long faces
pol is always right
this story is being confirmed as true by more and more sources
>>68728235
BUY IT
MAGA
>>68728542
More certain than you being a fatass virgin.
OP HERE
I have work in the morning and need to go to bed. Carry on the information in the OP. Screenshot everything and save everything. We need to bust Shapiro on this one, he is bought and paid for by Cruz and his corruption is being exposed.
>>68728411
There is no direct connection to Trump. Trump told Ted to cool it else he would release dirt on Heidi Cruz specifically. Nothing more nothing less.
>>68728542
Pretty high considering it was gag ordered by editors back in February.
>>68728542
i was thinking ~0% until someone reminded me about the john edwards thing
>>68728542
the fact that breibart witheld the story makes it entirely possible
So THIS was the article that one faggot (not Milo) from Breitbart was talking about.
And this whole time, Kikepiro had tried to block it. It all makes sense now.
>>68727585
WHERE'S THE WHOLE THING?
>>68728307
ROGER STONE UP IN THAT BITCH
if he's quoted its legit
>>68728576
for avatarfagging shitty posts with my waifu
>>68728357
Are you suggesting he would have witheld the truth if it meant a pro-Israel globalist stooge would get elected? How dare you impugn the morals of a member of the most moral group of people on Earth.
Also: does this make Kasich the next Trumpian enemy? He's so fucking bland he might be a threat.
IS THIS REAL??
>>68728208
Ted Cruz is known to be THE most hung guy in Washington, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Katrina's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Ted barely able to force it past the knob, and Katrina moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasmed within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Ted's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria. I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>68728561
I can see them sitting around a table scratching their heads as to why none of this shit is working
>quick check 4chan, see what they are up to
Ted Cruz will drop out tomorrow.
I'M GETTING HYPED SENPAI
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
>mfw it's true, all of it
>>68727834
>>68727958
Some people might have thought that we went too far when we spammed shoahpiro with le happy merchant, BUT /POL/ MUST ALWAYS BE FUCKING RIGHT.
>>68728665
No, many fake entries obviously, he would use another address.
>>68728374
Women are dumb whores. You know this. Stop acting like you don't.
>>68728613
Remind me about John Edwards thing again?
>>68728670
William Dafoe says GTFO
>>68728169
This is what we would do on /b/ in 2004.
This is the REAL power of "anonymous" which the maskfags have tried to hijack and were unable to capture, and now sit in their twitter hovels with their facebook fanpages, doing nothing of value.
We grew up.
Holy shit you dumb niggers actually got it trending.
Nice work!
>Ol Benny Shapiro makes a big deal about muh harassment and abuse against womyn
>it comes out he buried a story about his chosen politician using his position to fuck a bunch of womyn
hahaha
Ben is so fuckin Jewish, except hes not any good at it
My personal theory is that Trump actually ordered the initial gag order so that Cruz would go on to suck up delegates from Rubio and Kasich for a little while.
Trump is mastermind
>>68728688
Source?
guys a while ago the two black female trump supporters tweeted to Cruz to be careful and asked if "lollipop" rings any bells.
This must be the name of the whore. Find her. Can only be in Texas or DC so shouldn't be hard to find at all.
>>68728128
the lord of the wastes has spoken.
>>68728542
9/11
>Katrina ends up becoming a key-figure to the story instead of just another mascot character
Holy shit, this is Emmy-worthy if this was a TV show.
>>68727456
theres no fucking way hes too ugly.
>>68728665
Holy shit, no way.
>>68728506
>Power hungry women are drawn to those narcissistic psychopaths. He could be an actual rat and he'd still get action.
>>68728555
>Power, money and fame, amigo.
Probably got smitten by his preachy Cult-like figure. Katrina knew full well what a pathologically lying sleazebag of a corrupt politician Cruz is working with him. Which is why she is now MAGA
This is the end of Cruz.
I can't believe it, some part of me is telling me this isn't happening but it is
>>68728527
Need an edit with Rato's face.
>>68728293
>>68728293
Kasich can't win. Literally. No matter if he won every delegate from now on.
>>68727958
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>>68727958
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
there is no denying it exists
>>68728658
SHES MINE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I know how you feel though, someone else used to avatarfag her on /a/ and it infuriated me. I'll stop even though I hate you.
>>68728469
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN JEWISH TRICKS BACKFIRE
>>68728262
Maybe about the time he knew about the scandles is when he started shilling against trump to try to redirect attention.
>>68728542
it is almost definitely true. whether any reporter can or will prove it is the question
>>68727958
So he knew about this since early February, back when Marco was still in? You know what this means, right? Marco could still be in the race if Cruz got BTFO back then.
Sometimes Kek works in mysterious ways guys. Who would have thought that the Jews trying to censor this story ultimately backfired and gave Trump the nomination?
>>68728688
Oh I fucking hope so. It would honestly be the best thing for him and his family, too.
>yfw Cruz isnt tweeting anything because he is having his shit flipped by his wife right now
>>68727958
BYE BYE RAT MAN
>>68728770
Cap of the tweets?
>>68728235
Buy it, you'll hold the artifact that started humanities greatest rise to power thanks to Emperor Tump
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
And here we thought the weeks with no primaries would be boring.
Fuck Ben Shapiro so hard these last few months
he literally went completely insane
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
>>68728660
This kills the Kasich.
>>68728542
It's true
>>68728235
>ITS OVER FOR PERVY TED
>>68728878
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
Katrina just locked her Instagram!! HAPPENING!!!!
>>68728469
Luck of the fucking devil, I swear. Trump is insanely lucky.
>>68728850
>RAFAEL """"""""TED""""""" CRUZ YOU EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW
>b-but honey im watching Scandal
>THATS NOT THE ONLY SCANDAL YOU FUCKING RATFACED MANLET
POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL CONFIRMED FOR MEMETIC GESTAPO
>>68728874
AND THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>68728850
He's getting his last peaceful sleep before the shitstorm erupts in the morning.
The super PAC Cruz donated to is called "keep the promise PAC"
hhhahahahahahhhhhaaa holy shit
>>68728909
AND LIES
fun night tonight guys but I gotta get to bed
>>68728262
>>68728380
>>68728469
>>68728760
>>68728558
@BENSHAPIRO IS NEW TARGET
TAG @NERO IN ALL TWEETS
EXPOSE BEN'S TRICKERY
>>68728613
And Bob Dole.
And Jesse Jackson.
And Tiger Woods
Rush Limbaugh's Oxycontin...
OJ's book.
Michael Jackson on death's door...
>>68728449
I'm tryin bro. I think they may be in the same order as the original cap we got.
First one looks like a headshot of Katrina to me,
>>68728665
No. That leaks was months ago.
Would've been out and about by now
>>68728411
We work in the shadows to serve the light
We're deniable assets
MemeOps are the cutting edge of political espionage
Why assassinate their person OR their character when you can simply alter the public's perception and thereby their reality
Fasten your seatbelt Netherlands, we ain't in the polders anymore
>>68728558
>https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280
FUCK THAT KIKE
FUCK SHAPIRO
GOD I AM PISSED RRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!
>>68728731
cheated on his wife. got the bitch pregnant. deny deny deny. actually its true.
>>68727965
>NERO
THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS!
>>68728800
It's not about delegates, it's about how far the RNC can go shoving a candidate other than Trump down people's throats.
If Kasich is popular, it will be him they push for.
we've transcended to a new dimension of meme magic friends
>>68728770
Some people have been looking for hookers named lolipop on craigslist and what not
>>68728542
are you shitting me? A politician with dirt on him? The only surprising thing is the jews at the Enquirer using the story.
Guess speaking at that AIPAC conference paid off for Trump.
Page 2
>>68728770
lollipop is lingo for hooker
>>68728850
Guys this morning is going to be fucking nuts
@Nero fresh Tweet.
>>68728999
Triple digits confirm.
>>68728976
"Libertarian Blue" is a fucking pussy for not leaking it
THE BEANS ARE OUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68728750
twinkie house, brother
>>68728324
I'm confused. They are claiming Katrina is denying this encounter. As a Trump campaign manager, wouldn't it be in her interest to confirm it?
Why am I supposed to care about this?
>>68728929
memes sans frontieres
>>68729048
Yes!! Keep 'em coming
>>68728931
AND THEN HE LIES
>>68728441
OH SHIT
I FOUND HER
decent phone pic of the girls together
>>68728469
ITS OVER FOR BEN "THE KIKE" SHAPIRO
THIS IS THE END OF HIS CAREER
ITS.....OVER
>>68728770
>>68728859
Here.
9hrs ago they repeated lollipop. Proof that Trump or someone knew and passed it into them.
FIND HER
>>68728912
HERE WE GO
OP is gone?
NEW THREAD WHEN?
KENSEY WTF HOLY SHIT
H
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Y
S
H
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>>68728558
Can someone please explain to me how this guy kills stories? Is he the editor at Breitbart? Why would Milo work under such a guy? I've googled him a bit and can't figure it out other than that he's a cruzmissile and jewish
>>68729089
Hello Ted.
>>68728929
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>>68729081
HABEEB IT.
>>68728498
That and Trump openly boasts of his conquests, so it's not like a "breaking news story" would tell anyone anything that wasn't already known. Trump lived his life as an open book because he knew the day would come where he'd come under scrutiny. He proudly puts on display what the average man would prefer to keep locked in a closet.
>>68727965
>>68728976
>>68728558
IS THIS WHY HE PUSHED THE FAKE COREY FIELDS HOAX TO PUSH THE MEME TRUMP HATES WOMEN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
>>68727585
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
>>68729085
She's staying hush for the time being.
>mfw Mormons fell for this fucking degenerate shyster
They're going to feel stupid once the MSM picks up on this
>>68728750
they literally spend all their time on Twitter now. They Dont even bother to post their raids or w/e here anymore. many of them probably dont know this is were the "Anonymous" orginated
>>68729070
Maybe he did leak it to them. Then tweeted that so no one would suspect him.
>>68728469
The next thing on our list is going after Shapiro.
What memes do we weaponize against him?
>>68729121
I would love for Kinsey to be Hurricane's deputy
>>68729121
WHAT IS GOING OOOOOON
>>68729085
She's also married and has a family
RATO IS LEAVING THE BUILDING
>>68728622
how deep does it go anons
>>68729091
Getting this as a tattoo if he wins
#CruzSexScandal is literally in every tweet coming through right now. It's currently trending.
>>68729048
I wish I had a scanner, my images were pretty crappy.
Then again my camera on my phone is 5 years old. Take two like I did and crop them like in:
>>68727770
>>68727787
If a based anon out there has a scanner pls help
>>68728999
praise kek
>>68729166
ever read what their religion entails? They're immune from those feelings.
>>68729121
KEEEK
KATRINA
B
T
F
O
Mrs. Katrina "Hurricane" Pierson;
TEAR DOWN THIS CAMPAIGN
>>68729121
She's amazing, that one.
>>68728208
top or bottom?
>>68729121
YES! KINSEY AND TRUMP OH SHIT BUT HURRICANE KATRINA STAYS!
>>68729108
lel that's diamond and silk. Wonder how they know. Still going to look
LMAO I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM WITNESSING PRAISE KEK
>>68728373
I've said it a thousand times, /pol/ is where all the old /b/tards went
part of Breitbart is very cozy with Trump. they sat on it, got scooped. assume the full details are coming
>>68729121
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68727586
Let me explain something to you, fuckface.
The edge that Trump has that the media doesn't recognize is that everyone already knows about the guy. You can't "dig up dirt" about him because it just wouldn't be surprising at all. He's been through several divorces, rape accusations, billion dollar company losses, smear campaigns (pre-election), racial lawsuits, and accusations of misogyny going back to the 90s. Literally EVERYONE knows about the guy, whether they want to or not.
He is almost a national symbol at this point. If he becomes President he will be. But before he ran, everyone knew the Trumpster. All of his dirty laundry as already out there. You can't shame someone for something he was already shamed for for nearly 2 decades now. It wears off. Shit, even my parents don't give a shit about "dirt" on Trump and they're hardcore libs.
He's literally untouchable from a media standpoint. He can only be taken down through illegitimate means now. His legal matters are made into media matters because of his showmanship. In other words, the man is literally unstumpable because he is the morning paper headline incarnate. The dude is a walking attention grabber.
>>68729126
you don't know that Shapiro has been shilling against Trump from day fucking one
it's all speculation at this point but he's openly Cruz's butt baby and probably threatened legal action or put a superinjunction against the story in order to save Cruz's ass
>>68728722
I think the problem we are having is he considered himself ugly yet doesnt get any whore.
>>68728086
It's when someone sticks their fist in your ass and scoops out your turds.
>>68729168
I actually really think old /b/ moved onto /pol/
so much of what we did there is here now and yes we actually get stuff done
two for two actually considered we took down tay last night and Cruz today.
glad we are all here
>>68729226
lol true
>mfw it's revealed that Cruz was hiring these women to fuck nigger in front of him
>mfw memetics reaches critical mass
>>68729121
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
APPROACHING 100K TWEETS
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
HOW LONG UNTIL THE EMPEROR TWEETS THIS?
OP left and went to bed. Someone take over as Thread Master
>>68729392
NNNNYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA
WHERE'S THE NEW BREAD?
>>68727801
Meme magic will find a way to resurrect Tay.
>>68729295
screencapped this ebin post
>>68729303
1/1/2016 The Day /pol/ Was United by The Mummers
>>68729413
Never, out of respect for Katrina
NEW THREAD?
>>68729413
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR THE EMPEROR
Can I get a synopsis of what's happening?
>>68729413
In due time, let it marinate.
Trump is like 7 steps ahead of everyone
>>68729413
Trump doesn't need to. It is best for him to sit back and let everyone else sling mud.
GUYS GUYS
Hold fire on Shapiro until we know the details. All fire must be directed at Lyin' Ted. For all we know, Shapiro was secretly on our side (he said he supported Trump back in 2012) and didn't want the story to break in early Feb, because if it did come out then, Rubio would still be in the race.
tl;dr, Rato isn't dead yet. Needs to get picked up by mainstream coverage. Focus on Rato first.
>>68727958
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL, IT'S HAPPENING
>>68729413
WE'RE COMING FOR YA GLOBALIST
New thread
>>68729562 >>68729562
kek is watching, kek is here
Ted should not have attacked
>>68729303
Best fucking parade ever!
Wait. So did /pol/ just catch on to what was already gonna be reported or did it just CSI: Miama Cruz?
>>68727958
THIS HAS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY.
/POL/ RUNS THINGS NOW BOOOOIIIIS.
2016. WHAT A FUCKING YEAR.
>>68727958
AAAAAAAAAAAAYHAHAHHAHAHAHA WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68729552
you have to go back snake
>>68729552
@unspectateur got deets on Ben
>>68729121
Someone should break it to her that Katrina probably already told Trump, if he didn't already know, and if that wasn't one of the big reasons why he hired her.
>>68729019
>>68729127
>tfw you'll never do the things this man did or be as based as him
Why even bother?
>>68729552
>Shapiro was secretly on our side
Bullshit
> because if it did come out then, Rubio would still be in the race.
Then he should've released it after he lost
this BLOWS APART his "he's a misogynist sexist!" SJW bullshit. Cheating on wife is worse than (not) hurting some lying journalist.
trending in uk now
>>68727754
I thought we already told you. Twitter filters tags with the word sex in them. You literally can not trend with that hashtag, shill.
>>68728875
does that video make you homesick japan?
>>68728373
30 years old, with a kid and I'm still posting memes, we never left, we just went dark
>>68730331
I don't know, does this video make you sad you didn't get to eat those pies?
Someone on the_Donald said that /pol/ got the last 2 names?
>>68729440
post it for the vault
>>68730270
lol
plebbit shill
>>68728006
It was before she met Trump though. Let's forgive and forget.
Remember the days long ago before Trump, when we used to like Cruz too? It seems like an eternity...
>>68728169
been lurking for almost 11 years. The real Anonymous actually get the shit done. Its almost like im 16 again
>>68727614
>>68727614
>>68727614
This outfit reminds me of a pre-school workers uniform
>>68728202
Huh? You tard, if Trump has "dirt" on Hillary he's saving it for September or October.
Do you not know how short attention span Americans have? They don't follow politics closely like the people on social media do.
GO!
drudge knew
>>68728374
The most shocking part to me is that any of these women would sleep with that skinnyfat, rat-faced, booger-eating taco man.