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>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
>Trump on Good Morning Britain 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lN1V8qaPl8
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
ENTERTAINMENT
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>What Trump really is in 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdvl5Aj2-k
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
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>>68594180
1st for MAGA
Trump dance gif when?
AWOOO
OK guys, what the fuck is this. The man is losing by 11 points. He can he win? We fought for him for 10 months and the man can't even come close.
>>68594180
Nevada fag, who was the Carson shill, I don't remember seeing him.
Trump has been finally stumped by the CruzMissile. Feels good man.
>>68594180
>Fear: 0.00000
>>68594342
fuck off shill
>>68594180
yiff in hell furfag
>>68594301
let's make pepe great again
Friendly reminder
>>68594180
AWOOOMENT
https://teespring.
com/donald-trump-2016-awooooment?tsmac=marketplace&
>>68594342
>horse race polls before a Trump nom blows everything up
Come on, Canada, try...
>>68594180
He was a shill for Carson posting the same images and replied to tons of people. He caused tons of chaos in November and December.
>>68594180
>Hulk leg drops Gawker from the top rope for 140 million
>Trump for sure going to win the nomination
>Eurocucks blown the fuck out by their pet mudslimes once again
It's going to be a great year, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo
>>68594342
always with the leaf
>>68594363
paint/10
>>68594424
meant for >>68594343
>>68594342
>HuffPost Model Estimate
top heh
>>68594140
I'd love to say this, but Ted Cruz plays a bigger role than anyone. Even if the GOP is behind Kasich, Cruz is the closest man to beat Trump. And since the media is only on Trump, Ted can pull all the bullshit he wants and stay under the radar. He's continued to copy Trump's policies to pull his votes away, while preaching that he's the next Jesus.
Kasich only exists to pull votes. Ted is our real target. He'll be around for a while, even at the convention, when they'll pull the rug from under him (or give it to him if he's got hidden backdoor ties.)
>>68594405
How many people had to actually buy it for it to be printed?
>>68594460
Almost makes me not want to kill myself.
Trump is the only reason I have to live.
>>68594343
He always had Carson-based TrumpGen OP pics, and shilled hard for the sleepy doctor. He was alright.
>>68594342
Here's your (you)
fuck canada
>>68594342
>>68594363
UMA PUTA DE UMA FOLHA
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S CRUSH TUESDAY!
TRUMP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ
>>68594530
Just one more.
>>68594557
Very niess
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (UPDATED AND SPAMMED REGULARLY)
Reminder that Trump only needs 483 (54%) of the remaining 905 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC. There are no more Caucuses. That rigged bullshit is over.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Wisconsin (42) - 24 District. 15 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.
>Proportional (EL RATO GUARANTEED A SMALL PORTION OF THE CHEESE)
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES (FUCKING KILL ME)
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
Colorado (37) - 3 RNC Unbound, 34 Pick Preferred
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Wyoming (29) - 3 RNC Unbound, 26 Pick Preferred
North Dakota (28) - 3 RNC Unbound, 25 Elected Unbound
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
TRUMP FOR GOD EMPEROR
MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN
SEE YA NIGGERS WETBACKS AND KIKES
THE WHITE MAN HAS AWOKEN
So if Trump wins Jew York, which he most definitely will, how big of a chance does he have of winning all the remaining delegates needed to get the nomination?
I understand he needs somewhere slightly more than 50% of the remaining delegates to win, but how much more Cruz and Kasich trickery will we need to expect?
I'm not denying Trump's ability, but 50% is a tough task to accomplish.
>>68594578
trump is a degenerate furry dumbass
There's no point in dwelling, but how different would things have been had Trump won Iowa?
WHO IS THE BLACK SHEBOON ON CNN ATTACKING MY TRUMP ANCHORFU
Dues Vult for Trump
>>68594671
That's a new one. Shills sure get bored huh?
>>68594678
No different I think. Though perhaps it would have caused Cruz' religious zealots' morale to waver a bit.
>>68594342
General election polling during primaries is meaningless. There are so many variables that will change once the nominations are in. For example, those polls don't account for Cruz or Sanders supporters, political ads, people who don't pay attention until the general election (which is a huge amount of people), etc.
That poll has a little merit, but nowhere near as much as you might think.
>>68594656
>Nebraska (36)
>South Dakota (29)
>Montana (27)
Can Trump win any of these? I feel like he needs at least 1.
>>68594180
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
Why are these results always higher than what I see from Associated Press?
This is what I'm seeing:
>Delegate count: Big Don- 739 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 143
Do they not want to admit those 16 Trump delegates or what? I see this discrepancy in every Trump general and would like to know what's up and which numbers are correct.
>>68594822
SD is his best bet.
>>68594180
>>68594342
>>68594524
>>68594663
>not the OP but reposting this from last thread
All of these 'GOP establishment' fuckers have been chomping at the bit for four years thinking they can beat Hillary. "She's such an easy target". Only Trump can take her out.
Hillary will fucking murder (in a general election):
>Romney
>rato
>Paul Ryan
>Kascuck
>Tom Coburn (who)
Trump has proven that he can do things the other candidates cannot do, and that is what is going to beat Hillary.
>Kasich, 'I can beat Hillary'
Until he cannot raise his voice to her because muh nice guy values and she pulls his spine out thru his mouth.
>rato
Hillary will literally bite his head off on stage ala Ozzy Osbourne
>Romney
Repeat his 2012 campaign. Wont get loud with Hillary. Will choke, again.
>Paul Ryan and Tom Coburn
huh?
So, who is the mystery GOP candidate that can beat Hillary since the establishment is incessant upon telling us that they can beat Hillary when Trump cant?
Its all smoke and mirrors, and Trump is the only one that can truly beat Hillary.
>Trump can take the inevitable nonstop hitpieces from the left
>Trump can shit talk better than Hillary and can get just as nasty as she can
>Trump will bring up the things about Hillary's past that the other candidates wouldnt dare touch
>Trump will go at the emails 24/7, while the others will go the route of 'it doesnt matter' Bernie.
>Trump will bring up Bill's past and the others wont touch it. Etc, etc.
Trump can beat this bitch, and there isnt an 'established republican' that can even come close.
To add to that.
Shillary would rape Lubio to death very easily
Yeb would get grilled nonstop over being a Bush
Rick Perry would cause Texas to turn blue over being such a non-entity
Lindsay Graham would not survive one debate with her
Basically, everyone the GOP could possibly throw would get murdered in a 1v1.
Electability is a useless statistic. This election is far beyond the scope of petty Sports Team faggotry. It's not about Republican vs Democrat. We're pas't the any Republican will do phase. If you're not going to make your stand now to break the status quo you might never get that chance again in your lifetime. Don't let Trump losing be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>68594856
BLESS MY DREAMS PUPPER
washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/03/23/ted-cruzs-harebrained-harmful-policy-towards-american-muslims
He's right, you know
>>68594671
Low energy shitpost
>>68594656
>483
yeah he'll do it, but the convention is still going to be a disaster
Trigger Warning:
I'm about to say something obvious
You guys know about "alt-right"? I figured we were part of something special, but I didn't know there was a word to describe it
>libshits nuff said
>cuckservatives nuff said
>US, THE CHOSEN HEIRS OF THE FREE WORLD
Long story short, I would like some entertainment on youtube pls. I'll trade you this vid of Shapiro reading shitposts aloud (if you haven't seen it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
MAGA
>>68594878
I wondered this myself.
>>68594822
I'll be voting Trump in Nebraska. I've seen a fair amount of Cruz signs and Trump signs. Idk
>>68594671
which is why we need to elect an american with morals like ted cruz
>>68594822
He can, its gonna be a battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
>>68594878
I think people are counting the 12 delegates in MO but afaik, it hasn't been called yet.
>>68594878
>>68594984
I go by the SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER.
>>68594883
I know that already. He is the only man, but no candidate worth his salt is going to devalue himself in such a way.
>>68594972
>stereotypical badger holding a hamburger
every goddamn time
Why are there no more rallies? Every thread all week has just cut off on the 21st with no mention of this.
>>68595019
>american
>>68595049
Ok boys Trump is still making the divide great again. Any tips are welcome but the goal is to blow up Caesar (big trade deficit) and put control with Mr. House (Trump inc.)
>>68595049
(You)
>>68595019
Trump's wife was literally a porn star and now he's trying to attack Cruz's wife for having a real successful career
I think they said on the Daily Shoah that if Kasich drops out, all his delegates from Ohio goes to the runner up, Trump.
And Kasich just dropped out.
>>68595037
I want a Trump montage with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPzAYWK1CFo
Does Ann need to be nerfed?
>>68595049
>You
>>68594180
>It's been 2 states since Rubio dropped out
>The who is still coming 4th in a 3 man race
>He is still in just to screw with the system
Fucking cunt.
>>68594342
Trump says he hasn't started on Hillary tet.
But we all know it's US who haven't started on Hillary yet.
Our memes will decimate her lead, just like they have every other candidate we've focused on.
Trump doesn't know the power of the ally he has.
MAGA
>>68594882
Trump does horribly in states with few minorities. Cruz wins them every time.
>>68595016
Make sure you get as many people stumping for Trump as possible.
>>68595034
I hope so. He needs to take Cruz down a notch like he did with Jeb! and Lubio.
>>68595049
Looks like this nigger woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Don't worry, Trump will put you to work in the camps soon enough faggot
you want happiness?
how about polls that say trump wins ALL the remaining states
Bam:
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/7
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/7
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/7
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/7
SOMEONE CONVINCE ME I'M WRONG PLEASE
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>>68595116
Must the webm be this big
>>68594882
haha my vote actually matters
too bad the primaries are 2 months away
i think it'll be decided before then
t. SD
>>68594657
Sperg.
>>68595049
Go back to Calgary, Ted.
>>68595052
Okay, can you link it though? I'm not sure which election results websites to trust.
>>68595053
Bullshit. He's already teased many of his attacks and it will be no holds barred. He will drag himself through whatever it takes to keep Obama 2.0 out of the White House.
>>68595159
Why would you lose height?
>>68595311
It's right in the OP.
>>68595232
His foreign policy and wall are already passed, just defunded or not exercized.
>>68595232
Obvious shill is obvious.
>>68595049
Wow... You can almost taste the salt.
"Make /Pol/ great again"
>>68595232
it's about moving the goalposts. if trump wins, marxism is proven wrong
>>68595232
Don't lose faith anon. Don't let Soros win.
>>68595159
>Lose inches if I get Ann
I'll stick with Ivanka.
>>68595052
Fox News Radio sure as shit doesnt. Ive been saying wtf at my radio all night.
>>68595049
>it feels so fucking good after I realize how much better I am than all of you.
Righteous indignation creates a drug in your brain more addictive than crack. You are addicted to being righteously indignant. You are a junkie just like every pussy SJW. Go fuck yourself, addict.
>>68594180
My Trump hat just shipped, cant wait!
>>68594912
Yes, he is
>>68594972
I disavow that label for myself
>>68595049
TRUMP GENERAL IS A HELL-HOLE!
>Not enough Awoos or anime (Low energy!)
>Stupid posters posting stale memes
>Painfully autistic bants (We lose on everything!)
>We need a complete shutdown of Tripcode fags
>We're getting ripped off on posts, a lot of them have no images (Boring!)
>Unfunny Drumpf shills are pouring in
If our guys were allowed to post good memes & we had some flying in the other direction, it would have been a completely different story!
The Trump General dream is dead... But we're going to make it bigger, better, & stronger than ever before!
>>68595205
What is Vermont and New Hampshire,
>>68595159
Omarasa is objectively the greater good you can give Trump but also obviously the ugliest. Crazy ones are hot so Pupinia is up there, but I guess I'd settle for the second best good and go Brittany.
WHAT'S UUUUP TRUMPKINS?
YOU ENJOYING GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED CRUZ? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TRUMP WILL NEVER *EVER* GET THE NOMINATION NOW!
>>68595416
What did you go with champ?
>>68594180
>http://www.notrumpnovote.org
THE SIGN OPTION ISNT SHOWING UP!!!
Its being HACKED.
Can anyone else confirm!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68594735
What the fuck is that in his hands? Trump said he doesn't drink alcohol.
That better be fizzy shit.
>>68595159
One year with Ivanka >>> a lifetime with any other girl
>>68594912
>THIS MORNING KEK SHILL
TELL MIKA I SAID HI, KEKBOROUGH.
>>68594972
We're more paleoconservatives ie what conservatism was before neocons took a coup of the party. The alt-right have more in common with what the christfags voting for neocons think they should get.
>>68594856
bless my dreams pupper
>>68595241
We're Americans, we super-size everything!
>>68595333
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Thanks man and nice trips
>>68595418
why?
>>68595145
ye wot m8
I believe this should be eternally in the OP pasta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>>68595316
I keep no doubt Trump on winning, but I do not ignore the fact that Ted is snaking behind by all means necessary.
And even if it doesn't hold water, he's not prosecuted on it. People still fucking talk about the Trump tape, even though its been disproven.
>>68595451
lol i remember when i didnt respect cruz as a true conservative candidate. ive grown up alot this election
>>68595509
I don't quite understand that last sentence
>>68595475
It works for me.
>>68595497
It most likely is Seltzer.
>>68595431
They are New England which is way less religious so it cancelled it out. Ted will lose WA and OR for the same reason.
>>68595049
"Donald Trump will be greater president than Ragan" - Donald Trump
>>68595518
Lifelong Independent
>>68595498
Ivanka is already tainted by a kike
>>68595183
This is true. For the same reasons Trump cannot focus on the true prize, neither can we. Goddamn brokered conventions, rats, cucks, shills.
SOON we can focus on Hillbeast.
>>68594883
Cruz will get murdered more than anyone. In a general election Hillary will make a mockery of his religious bullshit and his crazy tax ideas.
>>68595097
Kill Kimball too, he's the establishment candidate.
>>68594405
I wish I could get this but I wont get paid until 2 weeks
>>68595475
>>68595475
>>68595475
I hope its not just my comp.
The sign option isnt showing up.
Can anyone confirm?
>>68594180
Trump will save us
>>68595354
Interesting pic. I like it.
>triggering
>>68595581
oh ok good thanks
>>68595475
Works here.
>>68595732
Check your computer.
Literally created this 2 minutes ago from an old clip I have.
God Emperor kissing Ivanka
Enjoy faggots :3
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68595232
It's pretty simple.
He was a very successful and popular businessman before this election.
Since he blew up, he's been attacked non-stop in the media, he's lost lots of business because of the negative publicity, he's spent millions of his own money on campaigning, and he's been blacklisted by every establishment cuck on the planet.
He could have retired and enjoyed his wealth, but he decided to gamble all of this to save America.
Let's assume that he is controlled opposition; he will have sacrificed his entire life's work, only to go down in history books as an evil hateful bigot. Does that make sense to you? What does he have to gain?
It's just not a rational argument.
>>68595451
Will he move back to Canada or Cuba when he loses? Or Israel with his wife?
>>68595892
#NeverCruz, LOL
>>68595475
>.org
If we find a way to fudge this, is it still a credible source?
>>68595892
what did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712
M A D M A N
A.
D.
M.
A.
N.
>>68595370
Another classic from good ol' Zyklon Ben
>>68595451
HOLD IT RATO
Trump is boned if he can't win wisconsin, and he is currently trailing there. The establishment is going to make their last stand in Wisconsin and indiana, and trump is yet to come from behind in any state and win. You can do the math, and it's pretty clear he is going to get between 1180 and 1210 delegates. That doesn't mean he isn't the nominee, but it makes things pretty complicated for him.
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
HOLY SHIT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
All the lobbyists and Legionnaires are hereby
ADMONISHED
>>68595898
Punished fucking Trump.
I never saw it from that angle before, I actually didn't care if he was doing this cynically or not, but you're right. He's basically tarnished his legacy no matter what, the history books will see him as a monster, the world knows him as a racist bigot, most of his own country wants to disown him, but he's still going to try and Make America Great Again. God damn.
>>68595892
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712
first for drama :3
>>68596022
HOLY SHIT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68596022
The fucking absolute madman
>>68595892
Oh shit!
Hahahahahaha
>>68595892
It's good, but it's only going to give anti-Trump people more ammo
>>68596022
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712
I
FUCKING
LOVE
THIS
ELECTION
>>68596089
>>68596022
he realizes that it wasnt cruz that posted the pic and it was a seperate anti trump pac right?
>>68595677
Checked.
She will BTFO rato the same way we BTFO crybaby beck.
>>68596022
Fuck, it's real.
This is fucking stupid.
I've had this feeling that Trump doesn't want to win, he just wanted the publicity and to shake things up. With an idiotic tweet like this, I can't see how this isn't true.
>>68596022
Oh shi-
>>68596022
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADMAN. MOST CAN'T HANDLE SUCH BANTZ
>>68596022
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON.
>>68595892
What the fuck did he just do
is he trying to say his wife is better because she's more attractive?
Now the lefties have concrete and current evidence to show how he's sexist and objectifies women
blunder of the century
>>68596022
>IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE MEMES ARE NOW SELF-REPLICATING
WE ARE NOW ON A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPACE LADS
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE ALL BRAKE SYSTEMS HAVE FAILED
>>68596022
PRESIDENTIAL WAIFU WARS
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68596161
Who cares cuck? Cruz probably ordered it anyway.
>>68596161
He stated that it was a seperate PAC
He was looking for Cruz to disavow. He didn't
>>68596117
Oh boy the articles about this will surly strump Trump
>>68594460
Gawker is appealing. That victory could be stolen. At the very least they will still unfortunately be in business.
>>68596022
FUCK How far can this madman take it?
>>68596022
m8 context
>>68596161
nobody cares faggot
shills gonna shill
>>68596161
Rato didn't disavow. So he's guilty regardless.
>>68595241
-blop-
MAGA Anon
>>68595892
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712
Friends tell me trump doesnt represent conservative values. What do I say to that?
>>68596022
Welp time for another media shitstorm
>>68596182
>>68596238
It's almost as if the memes are true
>>68596256
cause its going to keep certain voters away faget
>>68596022
THE GUY WHO MADE THE PIC EVEN PUT HIS TWITTER HANDLE AS A WATERMARK
TRUMP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR IT
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>68596117
True, I'm afraid
It's funny but it won't help
>>68595892
>>68596022
This is quality bants and all lads, but we all know this isn't going to help him win votes, don't we?
>>68596089
and that's why we love him
>>68596022
goddammit...wtf is he doing
>>68596022
This is just fucking shitposting now.
Well he just gave us more reason to keep the trump generals running in this slow period
Has The Donald gone too far this time with that retweet about Heidi?
>>68596322
good. those "values" are nothing but trouble
total jesus pandering and war.
Trump is REAL conservatism. that is: conserve the fucking country
>>68596022
DON VITO DOES IT AGAIN
>>68595892
>That lipstick on Cruz woman's teeth
FUUUUCK. PLEASE LET TRUMP WIN. WE CANT HAVE THESE FUCKING TRAILER TRASH INVADING THE WHITE HOUSE.
>>68595892
he just does not give an ounce of a fuck, its glorious
>>68596022
I love you Trump.
>>68595892
Trump is my hero. That horseshit obviously hurt Melania's feelings, because he is all in.
>>68596425
It's not the Don's tweet lmao
>>68596406
Rato take your loliposting somewhere else.
>>68596022
He's gonna get eaten alive for this.
>>68596322
If he's still voting by establishment party lines then they're part of the problem. They should look at the candidate objectively, regardless of party, and see how much so you agree with their policies.
>>68596238
>blunder of the century
for anyone else.
>>68595898
Yes!
>>68594180
Hey guys, what's up?
>>68594856
bless my dreams pupper
>>68596521
Rato let his crony superPAC start it.
>>68596022
I hope he knows what he's doing. He is running against Hilary. She is definitely going to use this as ''solid proof'' that he is sexist(whatever that means).
>>68595462
Classic red, thanks for asking. I can't wait to post it on here when i get it
>>68596569
twitter bantz
>>68596506
I don't like lolis, I just like using Anzu images.
>>68596022
This ride never ends
@midnight has a mock debate on their site with Bernie vs Trump
>>68596521
He has gotten away with MUCH worse.
Plus, nobody likes Ted Cruz.
>>68596521
They've been saying that about everything though.
CAN'T STUMP
W O N ' T STUMP
REMINDER
this isn't trump's tweet
>>68596606
Red
Is
Best
MAGA
>>68596591
He's immune to being called sexist, racist, bigoted, xenophobic, whatever. Doesn't work on him. The public is already getting bored of that meme. Imagine how they'll feel in November.
He did not just re-tweet that wtf
>>68596619
Are faggots questioning him like usual?
>>68596238
>slut shaming
>>68596022
I drive over 55 and #NeverCruz
>>68596109
Kek @ Hillmonito
>>68596678
MAKE SURE TO BOOKMARK DON VITO'S ACCOUNT IN CASE LEFTISTS INSIST OTHERWISE.
Trump gets incredibly butthurt when his own personal flaws are pointed out (short fingers, anyone?) and then attacks other people for their personal flaws.
He can deliver the bantz but he can't handIe them himself, pretty pathetic honestly.
>>68596322
What values?
>Trump doesn't zip zap the buzz buzz buzz word
So what?
>>68596678
yeah, he's retweeting it but it doesn't matter.
>>68596022
Bwahahahahaha amazing
>>68596161
He didn't disavow. He's guilty by association. We firebombing Cologne now.
>>68595159
Tough one, Im torn between this Pupina girl or Chicago girl. I just looked her up and she comes off as a troll to me.
I would want Pupinia since pedo but if she isn't a real Trump supporter I'll go with Chicago.
>>68596591
Wots wrong with being sexy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Qn1uHlRIY
>>68596022
>>68596022
>>68596022
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
>>68596773
>implying it already isn't bookmarked
:3
>>68596201
If you're legit this song might be applicable for a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk
>>68596425
Its just a retweet, bro
>>68595892
Does it make me a cuck that I'm a tad worried about this? I mean, Trump has been through worse and come through, this will be nothing, right? RIGHT?
Calm me down, /pol/.
>>68595892
Ho-ly shit.
Just when I think he can't do something even crazier.
Absolute. Madman.
>>68596022
OH SHIIIIIIT
>>68596774
says a leaf
He can say "the picture didn't come from me" just like ol lyin ted.
Has anyone else noticed how similar Ted Cruz's wife and the sex-crazed wife from Step Brothers look?
/pol/ the Don is pushing meme magic too far, at what point do our constant chants of "Can't Stump the Trump" cease to protect him from this behavior
>>68596774
He just doesn't take shit from people you FUCKING LEAF, I want a president who doesn't take shit from people.
>>68596857
what's the media gonna do? try and claim that cruz doesn't have a fucking ugly wife?
and not only that, she is also suicidal.
I still don't get the context of the tweet, who is the woman on the left? Is he comparing Ted's wife to Melania
Out of the loop here, pls help
>>68596678
By retweeting it, he's shown that he condones that opinion and line of attack
>>68596856
trump is as responsible for that tweet as cruz is responsible for the melania ad
savage
a
v
a
g
e
What was the final verdict of the Utah Caucus?
Rigged or no?
>>68596707
OH SHIT
You're right. Now it all makes sense. All of it makes sense.
Trump provoked the media so many times that he has developed immunity against claims of racism, sexism etc. He knows that it doesn't work on him anymore.
He went all out on ''being sexist'' and triggering women, so now that he's actually running against Hilary there's NOTHING she can do.
It makes perfect sense. Don is a mad genius.
TRUMP
B T F O
>>68596521
Man, this guy told the Pope to suck a dick. He's fine.
he'll get a lot of media attention
and all he has to say it was a retweet and then he'll say "it didn't come from us"
he's trying to make a point
>>68596857
It's just a retweet anon. Even if it gets picked up by MSM it'll be a passing mention. Don't worry about it.
>>68596898
I rate her Bruce Jenner/10.
>>68596022
This is just crazy.
>>68596022
Heidi Cruz BACK on suicide watch.
>>68597001
Nobody cares ya dirty jew, go get a job.
>>68596898
nice catch
>>68597001
>Kikepiro
Doesn't count.
>>68597001
Oh Ben
what happened to you
>>68596945
oh jesus. these are the beans he was thinking of spilling? Delicious.
hes going to do that to putin one day and start ww3
>>68596857
Trump will be fine. He's said "worse" things in the past with less reason before and made it through that. He will just say something along the lines of "my wife was attacked by Ted Cruz's (Supporters') ads and I couldn't sit back and do nothing about it, so I made a subtle jab"
It'll be okay, anon
>>68597001
Cuckold
>>68597057
GEEZ OH MAN.
>>68597057
golly gee
>>68596898
The creepy thing is that she looks JUST like Ted, same fucking lips.
>>68596857
>retweeted whitegenocide handle
>official website proposes banning muslim immigration temporarily to stop terror
>>68597001
>Protecting your wife makes you a "garbage human being"
On second thoughts Ben, DON'T come home.
>>68596918
The horrible Hillary will find a way to penetrate our memes with her anti-meme magic. No doubt about it. But I believe our faith in the memes to be stronger in whatever she wants to throw at us. Ave Kek, brothers. Meme power, dankest hour.
>>68596022
HOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HOW THE FUCK COULD ANYBODY NOT WANT THIS MAN TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
>>68596022
ITT: men with ugly wives getting butthurt
>>68596857
Throw over board your notions how an election should be run, and how candidates should behave. Trump is gonna push limits. And he will push harder, the closer he gets to the general election.
This is nothing. Watch him #Cruzify Hillary later this year.
>>68594180
>Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
He might as well have just ran 3rd party then if you really want to support something as stupid as this. If this turns out to be Trump's plan, then he was just doing this whole stunt for Hillary.
>>68597174
Their children are going to look fucked up
>>68597001
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE KING OF THE JUDEN
REPLY
>THE NOSE HAS BEEN EXPOSED
TO PREVENT HIM FROM STEALING YOUR SHEKELS
>>68597040
>Even if it gets picked up by MSM it'll be a passing mention
>anti-trump media
>passing any opportunity to try to stump the trump
I'll bet you anything we'll still be hearing about this two weeks from now, at least.
>>68597130
>>68597177
Thanks, anons, I needed to sleep well tonight.
>>68594180
Trump Triumphs
>A federal judge threw out fashion model Alexia Palmer's case against Donald Trump's modeling agency on Wednesday.
>Palmer had filed the proposed class action lawsuit in 2014, alleging that Trump Model Management recruits foreign models under the H-1B visa program with promises of wages that never materialize and defrauds the U.S. government on visa applications.
>In her case, Palmer received net payments of less than $5,000 over the course of three years, despite the fact that the agency told the Department of Labor on its official visa application that the model would receive "at least $75,000" a year, court documents show.
>But on Wednesday, a federal judge dismissed the case -- noting that alleged violations of immigration law (like Palmer's claims) must first be taken to the Department of Labor, which is tasked with ensuring that both U.S. and foreign workers are paid the wages required by law.
>Trump Model Management attorney Lawrence Rosen said that the judge's decision validated the firm's argument that the case had no merit. "We are obviously very pleased with the outcome, as is Mr. Trump," said attorney Lawrence Rosen.
http://archive.is/DE2MR
>>68597238
Their kids aren't bad actually.
>>68597190
Hillary doesn't stand a chance against my memes.
>>68597063
Oh man, you know she is clawing rato's eyes out right about now.
>>68596794
That's the problem, the media will MAKE it matter.
Trump should've dropped the issue. The media will make him look weak because keeps falling for all this bait online and it makes TeflonDon look thin skinned.
They're doing this shit on purpose and will continue to fuck with him because they know he likes to counterpunch.
It's good bantz, but this doesn't help him at all in the long game because he should know EVERYTHING he does is constantly spun by the media, and he keeps falling for their shit and giving them ammo.
He will survive, but this doesn't help.
see pic related
>>68596580
He still hasn't called them out
>>68597302
>Rosen
Thank you Mr. Heeb for saving the Don's ass.
>>68596405
>>68596521
I know right?
Next thing you know he's going to start talking about shooting people on 5th avenue.
>>68597353
next volume when fgt
SOMEBODY.
HELP.
ME.
I saw a post on facebook saying I have register before April to vote or something? I clicked the link but I put it off and now i dont have the link and facebook doesn't link it.
I LIVE IN PA. I thought all you need is PA ID in order to vote (which I still need to get, only ID I have is one from when I lived in NJ)
WHAT DO I DO. HOW DO I VOTE
>>68597190
>hilary
>using meme magic
The bitch steals, she doesn't create. She is an abomination before Kek.
Oh also: remember when JEB! said "you wont be able to insult your way into the presidency"?
Trump took that as a challenge.
>>68597353
Remember that thou art but a conduit of a greater power, disciple. Powerful though thou memes may be, pray thou won't forget whom grants them divine magiks.
>>68597394
nobody cares about some dike on twitter
>>68597145
Jesus Christ, I just noticed Kasuck doesn't have eyebrows
What the actual fuck
>>68597001
So what is the thing that ''garbage human being do''? They posts pictures of people?
What is Ben Shapiro trying to say here? Is he saying that his wife is butt fuck ugly? That's sexist.
Trump didn't say a word about his wife.
>>68597186
Fuck that faggot.
>>68597353
Fight the good fight.
>>68597446
depends on where you live. some states let you register to vote on voting day, like mine. check your local laws
>>68597394
Oh no, that bitch now wants to pretend she dindu nuffin. She can go kill herself.
>>68597353
Do not get cocky with your memes, brother. Hillary may be evil but she is not stupid. We must stand vigilant and at the ready with our memes if we hope to defeat her.
Also, get.
>no rallies for a while
>no primaries to talk about for a while
>plenty of time for the media to create a narrative that Cruz can beat Trump in upcoming primaries
>Trump shitposts on Twitter and dominates the news cycle
Are we witnessing the greatest media manipulator in history?
>>68597446
Then fucking register you mongoloid
>>68597446
http://www.dmv.org/pa-pennsylvania/voter-registration.php
>Cant just google voter registration in pennsylvania
>Has to cry to /pol/ for help
anon please
>>68597446
You can register at the DMV site
NEW THREAD
>>68597528
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>>68597528
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>>68597528
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>>68597528
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>>68597528
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>>68597528
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>>68597528
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>>68597394
I agree with this but it's obvious by now that Don doesn't give a fuck. He does what he wants. He's not stupid, but I really don't think retweeting that was necessary. He's just giving people more ammunition to go with the "he's a fucking misogynistic asshole" shtick.
It's funny, sure, but not really needed. However The Don doesn't give a flying fuck.
There is a serious problem lads
Donald is losing in Wisconsin
This is really bad
>>68597514
39 faves though m8, Trump is finished.
>>68597394
it'll be out of the news cycle in less than a month and normies will have forgotten about it. by november.
>>68597449
Which is exactly why I said she is the one that specializes in pure ANTI meme magic.
>>68597394
But the media don't matter, it's like you are new to this election.
>>68597514
I agree, but everyone's out to get him bro. I get paranoid when he does unpredictable shit.
>>68597190
I haven't seen many anti shillary memes yet.We need to get busy on those anon.
>>68597001
>something garbage humans do
>does it himself also
>>68594883
>even putting Kasich on the list
>>68597057
Oh boy, geez oh man
Trump is a bitch. Bernie Sanders for president.
>>68597544
Oh, absolutely. He's playing them like a fiddle.
>>68597706
BARNEY WHO?
>>68597544
im sure you're right.
This guy thinks Trump is a god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZFESM_qj4
>>68596322
What values specifically does he not represent?
>pro-life
>enforce border
>remove taco
>destroy ISIS
>remove kebab
>lower taxes
>end Obamacare
>end CommonCore
>defend 2nd amendment
>reduce size of government
>maintain military budget but reduce corruption and waste
>will nominate conservatives to SCOTUS
Is Romney more conservative than that? Or Rubio? Or Kucksich? The Neo-con establishment shills were always pseudo-conservatives, going back to the Bush years.
>but El Rato is a *true* conservative
El Rato is a right-wing Obama, a power-hungry opportunist who can't be trusted, a career-politician masquerading as an outsider. He *says* a lot of nice, conservative things, but he's also a blatant LIAR. Look at how Obama betrayed the leftist ideas of his supporters. We can expect the same from Cruz, especially now that the establishment has stopped pretending that he's an "outsider".
>>68597644
so fucking genius holy shit
every singly person retweeting that is just as guilty. beautiful, absolutely beautiful
>>68597446
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49acl7/all_remaining_registration_deadlines_ny_325_ri/
>>68594671
t. Cruz Missiles
Shills are always at full force. Why is there such a vested interest in this board? We make up a negligible percentage of American voters so why don't the shills just fuck off already?
>>68597001
Who cares what that dirty kike says anyways?
>>68594363
You're so shitty at MS paint
>>68594180
http://promo.thepornsurvey.com/s3/Pornhub-Special-USA-Politics
porn hub political survey?
you guys need to take this if it works asks about most important things and which candidate you'll most likely vote for.
>>68597446
https://www.pavoterservices.state.pa.us/Pages/VoterRegistrationApplication.aspx
Deadline is March 28th if I remember correctly. Get to it.
>>68596201
AY TOPKEK
>>68597394
I wonder if she thinks bringing up Heidi Cruz and Goldman Sachs is an attack
That e-mail just makes Cruz, Romney, and the Super PAC look desperate. Hopefully it backfires and looks like a lame attack
>>68596322
That "conservatives" don't actually represent conservative values? Seriously, what's conservative about Scott Walker's WEDC turning Wisconsin's treasury into a piggy bank for his donor friends? What's conservative about intervening in the labor contract with so-called "Right-to-Work" laws? What's conservative about not enforcing our immigration laws? What's conservative about subsidies and preferential tax treatment for corporate America, especially those businesses that off-shore? What's conservative about saying not a fucking word about BLM's bullshit lies and hate rhetoric getting cops ambushed and slaughtered? What's conservative about charter schools, and why won't they fight for an actual competitive market alternative to union schools, the voucher program? What's conservative about losing two wars, neither of which really ended? What's conservative about one of them being as old as most American teenagers? What's conservative about foreign policies which promote refugee flight and breed extremism?
The fact of the matter is the Republican establishment is not conservative.
