>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
>Trump on Good Morning Britain 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lN1V8qaPl8
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
ENTERTAINMENT
>The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>What Trump really is in 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdvl5Aj2-k
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>PJW: Trump is LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_9Faxz1s5g
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
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>>68597528
How can one man be so mad?
L-lewd···
first for drama
awoovement
M A G A
Not voting Trump
attacking someones wife like that is too far
he's scum
THE MADMAN
do I even need to explain why I'm a cruzer now?
2nd for Trump being a short fingered vulgarian
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
>http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
>http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
>http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump
madman
So how quickly will the MSM pick up this brand new "scandal"?
I got something brewing, it's a little treat for everyone on /Trump/. I'll be finished soon. But for now get cozy fellas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
KEEP THAT IN THE OP
Enough complaining, time for some positivity.
http://content.time.com/time/specials/2007/time100/article/0,28804,1595326_1615754_1615746,00.html
Reminder of what a great guy he really is.
>people ITT ALREADY can't handle the bantz
>>68597446
You're too late. PA registration ends on the 26th. You had to register online and get a voting card before then.
You could have used your ID to fill in the paper, but you still need to register as Republican to vote for Don. You fucked up and should have done this earlier, still do it so you can vote in the general election.
>>68597528
REMINDER TRUMP NEVER ATTACK CRUZS WIFE DON VETO DID.
CRUZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
PLEASE BE CAREFUL TRUMP
>>68597719
>A LEAF
BIG DON GOING H.A.M
>Trump posts a picture of two women
>people freak out
>OH WOW JUST WOW
What are they trying to say, guys? What's the problem with posting pictures of two women side by side?
I think they need to be a little more specific.
>no rallies for a while
>no primaries to talk about for a while
>plenty of time for the media to create a narrative that Cruz can beat Trump in upcoming primaries
>Trump shitposts on Twitter and dominates the news cycle
Are we witnessing the greatest media manipulator in history?
(posted at the end of the last thread)
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (UPDATED AND SPAMMED REGULARLY)
Reminder that Trump only needs 483 (54%) of the remaining 905 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC. There are no more Caucuses. That rigged bullshit is over.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Wisconsin (42) - 24 District. 15 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.
>Proportional (EL RATO GUARANTEED A SMALL PORTION OF THE CHEESE)
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES (FUCKING KILL ME)
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
Colorado (37) - 3 RNC Unbound, 34 Pick Preferred
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Wyoming (29) - 3 RNC Unbound, 26 Pick Preferred
North Dakota (28) - 3 RNC Unbound, 25 Elected Unbound
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
People might think it's petty, personally I'm fine with bantz on me but if you bring family into the picture that's a whole different ball game. Trump might feel the same.
>>68597808
>being a butthurt trumptard
>>68597685
Whatever, Florida. Go suck off a gator.
>>68597711
You've been dropped on your head as a child?
>>68597743
>spill the beans
I'm getting into the iBook business. I'll release it for free once I have compiled enough of his shit-posts throughout the years.
HE'S DONE FOR I TELL YA,
HE CAN'T POSSIBLY SURVIVE THIS ONE
>>68597882
>a F U C K I N G L E A F
>>68597794
so its similar to the super-pac tried slut shaming?
>>68597528
Donald Trump reveals foreign policy: More Ron Paul than George W. Bush
http://redalertpolitics.com/2016/03/22/donald-trump-reveals-foreign-policy-ron-paul-george-w-bush/#X0HIUHoQ6Qh1jqCw.99
>>68597682
MAKE VINLAND GRÆT AGAIN
I think it's really low for Trump to attack someone's wife like that. Keep calling Ted a lyin shit because he is, but don't shit on her. This will not sit well with the American people.
>>68597879
I see where he's coming from. That cunt working for Rato decided to be a dumb bitch, so now she can suffer for it along with Rato.
>>68597882
>living in a country run by a substitute drama teacher
A LEAFING FUCK
>>68597769
seconded. Its great. Probably the most succinct description of the Trump phenomena
>ABSOLUTE
>MADMAN
>>68597850
umm its saying the more attractive woman is better? a misogynist isn't beating hillary
stop
>>68597961
Attacking how? What do you mean by this?
>>68597856
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
MOVEMENT
>>68597711
This
I can't believe you fucking faggots keep lying about Cruz and slandering his wife Heidi. Cruz is a REAL conservative and I'm really getting tired of all this bullshit you guys are throwing around. I used to like Trump but you fucking pathetic losers circlejerk just as much as reddit. Muh MEMES! MAGA hat my waifu! Seriously, but let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
Probably not the best way to get female voters on his side but goddamn it's funny as fuck.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68597394
Pic related is her Pac. This bitch aint worth shit.
>In the days of multi-million dollar anti-Trump smear campaigns.
>>68597528
good lord I love the bants as much as the next guy but I'm really getting worried about his chances in the general
>>68597528
This wife shit is going to end poorly, isn't it?
what if this is another stunt like when gawker tricked him with the Mussolini quote?
HE COMES IN
BIBLE HIGH
How do we win Wisconsin?
Losing Wisconsin basically confirms a brokered convention
Trump has never won a state where he lost a poll within 2 weeks out
>>68597528
Can someone fill me in on what happened between Trump and Ted's wife?
>>68597528
he did not really tweet that did he?
holy fucking shit, he is insane.
>>68598057
>a REAL conservative
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>68598087
SETS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LESS
>Ratface +1 in Wisconsin
someone please comfort me
Guys, Trumps lead over the other candidates continues to get smaller and smaller.
As the months progress and lower tiered candidates drop out it's pretty obvious they're going to flow to Trump's rival candidates.
Welp, it was a good run while it lasted. Pack up your shit boys, it's over. I knew it was too good to be true.
Never thought I'd say this, but I now lube for Rube and you should too.
>>68598007
Are you saying she's ugly? Holy fuck, you fucking sexist.
>>68598057
>REAL conservative
>>68597954
>Non-interventionist policies
>I don't think we should be nation-building anymore
Thank God. Even more reason to support Trump now.
You guys who genuinely think this was a mistake are cute. Don's building up a negotiation position, and in this arena it takes 1) a media firestorm and 2) engagement by Cruz. Before next Tuesday Trump will drop the bomb on Cruz.
>>68598095
H I G H T E S T
I
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H
T
E
S
T
>MADDEST
>MAD
>>68598007
it says nothing of the sort
>>68598095
he fucked her
>>68598105
no. he didn't. he retweeted it.
>>68597907
didn't we meme magick post that a couple months back??
Trump is shitposting so hard today on twitter, lovin it.
>>68598118
LYIN' TED!
>>68597528
Holy shit, he actually re-tweeted it the madman.
>>68597794
Don veto?
Starting with trump for shitposting and lulz. Turns out he has good polices too. How can one man be so great?
A FUCKING RETWEET. THE PERFECT OUT. MADMAN!
>>68598152
>unironically referencing the sticky
Back to rebbit, friend
>>68597446
Go to https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49acl7/all_remaining_registration_deadlines_ny_325_ri/
>Trump's banter and shitposts tonight
>>68598095
Cruz supporters made an ad attacking Melania because she modeled nearly nude for some pictures. Trump, who is now mad because they're roping his family into this, is now attacking Cruz's wife since his was attacked. An eye for an eye.
>>68597719
>>68597719
>Vanity Fair weighing in on politics
lmao
They're not biased liberals at all!!
Trump literally gets inundated with thousands of pictures in his twitter. This is the first picture he has retweeted for a while. He chose this picture to retweet. HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
WHATS THE MEDIA GONNA SAY? CRUZ DOESNT HAVE AN UGLY BATSHIT WIFE?
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
>>68598039
Attacking Ted is fair business because he's running against him, but to post a picture of Ted's wife effectively saying "look how fucking ugly she is" is low even for Trump. I don't think that will sit well outside of the hardcore Trump fanbase. He has to win voters to stand a chance in the general, not push them away. How many ugly women do you think will see this and think "fuck Trump"?
>>68597685
fuck off kike
Somebody post Netanyahu's hideous trollop of a wife
>>68598118
HE LIIIIIES
>>68598258
that's from a site the sticky stole it from
Back to your pile of cummed-in fedoras
>>68597954
Can people finally shut up about muh nuclear codes muh ww3 when it comes to Trump?
>>68597528
>reminder that the picture did not attack Heidi at all
>just two pictures of two women and caption noting the value of images
anything else came from you
>12 midnight EST
>Trump is shitposting from atop of Trump tower
Trump is a real frog just like us
>>68597961
This is a counter-punch. Shit started when they attacked Trump's wife.
>>68597769
this is great.
i've been listening to this all day.
>>68598330
women dont like other women, this is a fact.
>>68597528
Fuck Trump is already tanking in the polls after this.
What a fucking stupid move. He probably didn't even want to win and wanted to self-destruct and leave the GOP in-tact for the general.
Cruz will get the nomination after this. Trump is done.
Why are they so short, bros?
>>68598057
>Seriously, but let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
Cruzboto is broken?
>>68598394
Trump is a true shitposter. It's magnificent.
ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
>>68598057
>Real conservative
Brother, this is as retarded as people saying Trump is not "Presidential".
If Trump is elected president, EVERYTHING HE DOES IS BY DEFINITION PRESIDENTIAL.
>>68598326
>massage my knee
i just got here and damn this is pretty bad unless trump is baiting cruz to attack in order to reveal the secrets
this guy loves performing kamikazes
>>68598117
they just repeat whatever glenn beck says
>>68598403
Thst trashy bitch said she was "clocking out", so I guess Liz Mair can go on the SCHLONGED list.
>>68598330
No one called her ugly, dude.
That's the beauty. No one called her ugly. You think she was called ugly because she is ugly.
How can you use this as ammo against Trump without saying ''don't make fun of this UGLY woman''?
Think for a second.
All the Don has to say is ''he posted my wife so I posted his, what's the big deal?''. What are you going to do? Call the woman ugly and accuse Don of shaming her?
>>68598429
fuck off shill
>Heidi Cruz is a senior executive for Goldman Sachs, and took a leave from work in order to help her husband's campaign. She has become one of the campaign's most accomplished fundraisers.
>>68597954
The manlet must be fuming.
>>68598435
I hate leaves.
>>68598416
Women will always take the side of #teamwomen when it's a pompous billionaire douchebag who is degrading a woman for her looks (especially when it's an accomplished woman like Heidi Cruz)
>>68598152
>>68598117
You didn't read all of it faggots
>>68597914
Should be good hombre, hey did you hear Ghost is back? And he mentioned you in his emergency broadcast as well.
>>68597731
I can't even. This is Build Wall and ban the Muslims good.
And we thought it was going to get slow.
And in the end, if it all fails, it will be one of the infamous "intern tweets" just like carson getting the monsanto voters.
>>68598161
>But Trump is Hitler
Red Pill Reddit with this shit MAGA
>>68598351
Great now I'm rock hard
>>68598394
This is nothing. He re-tweeted Volume 4 around 4 or 5 in the morning. The MADMAN just shit-posts all night.
>Mfw Trump woke up Melania at 4 AM to show her some dank memes.
>>68598281
>Shitposter in Chief
Trump's presidency is going to be fun.
>>68598586
yeah, i didn't need to.
>>68598394
i swear he has to come on 4chan at least occasionally, he's amazing at banter and seems to know some memes
fucking goddamn shit the president's gonna be a shitposter, what a time to be alive
>>68598330
Do you think ugly women actually think they're ugly? The will easily laugh at this hag because they hate other women and deny all their own flaws.
>>68598429
Okay reddit. We get it.
> Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
I'm Hillary Clinton and I support this message.
>>68597653
Mad like a fox.
>>68598394
El Presidente would be comfy here.
All right Brothers I'll leave you with my humble OC, and then I'll sleep.
Good night, and don't lose faith.
>>68598561
Good for you, no need to bring your personal insecurities into this thread.
Look at how short his index finger is, tho.
>>68598545
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ACCOMPLISHED FUNDRAISERS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68597780
Wow...
>>68598666
rest up, devil trip
>>68598517
>falling for the copypasta
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Ted Cruz doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
>>68597961
Yes, surely they will side with the slimey bible salesman.
>>68597528
>that tweet
>by the next president of the U.S
>it's fucking real
Is this real life? What have we created?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jx7BpM3hff
>>68597528
ah new thread if this link works out it in sticky
http://promo.thepornsurvey.com/s3/Pornhub-Special-USA-Politics
porn hub political survey asks about your vote and most big ticket issues.
>>68597528
Surely this is the end of Trump's campaign
>>68598625
what if Trump were one of the shitposters fucking with us? Just for fun?
>>68598383
They won't. The revisionists may speak of Reagan fondly, but in the 80's he was savagely attacked worse than Trump is now. It was THE thing to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmH1xQ2Pf4
>>68598394
>Trump is a real frog just like us
Trump has turned /pol/ into real life.
>>68598625
Hi anon. Work hard tomorrow.
As I've said many times, the +1 for Cruz in Wisconsin is a big deal for one important reason. Cruz outperforms his polls in both caucus and primary states quite regularly, and continues to do so by *increasing margins*. Anyone with software capable of basic time series econometrics will find that the data suggest Cruz's +1 lead will translate into a 4-5 point victory on election day, or 5-6 points according to the graph below which was generated from a model not including a caucus dummy variable. And, if you exclude the Virginia observation where Rubio played a spoiling role, Cruz's lagged over-performance value is a significant predictor of his future over-performance beginning right after Texas. Here's the graphical results of someone else's simulation, who has noticed this trend as well
>>68598592
I heard. He mentioned me along with Milo. I then ended up listening to some of the best prank calls into his show. The can thrashing sound effect gets me every time.
But I would be lying if I knew who Ghost was before a few days ago. IIRC, he tagged Milo and myself in one of his first tweets.
>>68598649
>missing the point this much
It's just to remind the GOP that Hillary will win without Trump
>>68597685
maybe if you would stop sucking nigger sjw cock then you would see why all the other candidates are cucks compared to trump
Can someone post Cruz's ad with Trump's wife? I haven't actually seen it
>>68598179
No that's just a fatty.
>>68598727
They fucked with him first. He's just playing them at their own game.
What is this shieeet in MSNBC right now?
quads
>>68597685
So you can't vote for Cruz then.
>>68598057
Cruz hasn't done a conservative thing in years.
>>68598600
this leaf knows the score
we are about to enter the greatest year of /pol/'s history
we will either reach the white house through shitposting, bantz and memery
or burn out in an orgasmic blaze of glory that will shock the heavens
what a time to be alive
>mfw I got a Bernie tattoo and bumper sticker because I was convinced that he was going to be our next president based on Reddit
>mfw he's losing badly to Hillary
Enough of this
>>68598777
i wouldn't have words desu senpai, it would be too perfect
>>68598799
thanks brother, you too
>>68598895
rip
>>68597685
So you're not voting for Rato either then huh?
>>68598777
oh shit.. i got trips!
>>68598730
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jx7BpM3hff
>That voice
smooth senpai
As for Trump; I have a feeling he's only been in Kekoken these past few months, soon, VERY SOON, he will go Super Trump.
>>68598820
He's a /pol/ legend.
PA bros, make sure you're registered Republican.
>The deadline to register is March 28th!
https://www.pavoterservices.state.pa.us/Pages/VoterRegistrationApplication.aspx
>>68598564
Nope. It started with an attack on sweet Melania.
DO NOT LET THEM DEFLECT YOU
>>68598918
>Cruz hasn't done a thing in years
Ftfy
>tfw bench and power cleans tomorrow
>tfw college gym doesn't allow power cleans but i'm going to do them anyways
>>68598625
Trump's generation was the last great banter generation. My grandpa was a part of it, and that man could bullshit with the best of them.
Everyone's been so cucked by the Political Correctness bullshit plaguing this world for the last 40 years that nobody's got the balls to say what they really think anymore. It's coming back in a small way thanks to places like 4chan, but we've got a long way to go if we're ever going to reach Trump's level.
>>68598600
>I can't even. This is Build Wall and ban the Muslims good.
>And we thought it was going to get slow.
Honestly, even if he loses the general, the time between now & November will make this life worth living. He's fucking amazing.
>>68598918
>>68598879
No one reads my pastas anymore. Fuck you guys
>>68598926
Either way, /pol/ wins in entertainment. I'd just prefer the 4 years of shitposting PC fags.
>>68597528
Is twitter down or did they just jew me out of accessing it because of too many dank pro trump posts?
ITS BREAKING ON FOX
>>68597685
maybe Cruz shouldn't have attacked Trump's wife and then say "hahah it wasn't me who authorised the ad :^)"
>>68599008
Been done awhile ago.
Ready to MAGA on 4/26
>>68598930
>this post
>that filename
I what sad sack of shit would really get a tattoo of an old, poor jewish man
>>68597528
he literally say
my waifu > your waifu
>>68597528
Could someone maga this pic pls?
This has to be a hack. WAKE DONALD
>>68597769
>>68597991
>>68598410
>not using the updated version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
This is just getting crazy, lads.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
>>68599036
electing Trump is probably a good starting point senpai
>>68598820
>But I would be lying if I knew who Ghost was
Who?
I'm interested since it involves Milo.
So why are Trump’s negatives so high, if he is giving a voice to the masses?
Look, Trump has been campaigning in a Republican primary with harsh language and has been routinely attacked by the elite media as much as they can. Reagan went through the same cycle. Do you know how many points Reagan was behind Carter in March?
It was double digits, right?
Twenty-five. Not just double digits. Twenty-five points. So if you had talked to me in March of 1980, you would have said, “How can I support this crazy right-winger who makes movies with chimpanzees and is 25 points behind Carter?” And I would have said, “Because I think he can win.” Which, by the way, he did.
New Gingrich is a fucking hero. He's Trump's best GOP ally right now. Prove me wrong.
>>68599116
>getting this tattooed on your body
>>68597685
Please show me how that tweet was an attack. I just see photos of Heidi and Melania.
>>68599111
Awesome!
Me too, but still getting people signed up. Saw a guy in the last thread asking about it, so I figured I'd post the link again.
>>68598326
It will be hillarious watching them trying to point out the obvious without actually saying it themselves.
>>68598727
A real president.
This is what a president should be like.
>On George Washington
>“That Washington is not a scholar is certain. That he is too illiterate, unlearned, unread for his station is equally beyond dispute.”
>On Thomas Paine's Common Sense
>“What a poor, ignorant, malicious, crapulous mass.”
>>68599075
Okay man! I just read it. Sorry!
Trump is just proving a point because ted said he's not the one that make the melania ad
I'm sure he'll deliver the slam dunk when after the press make a big fuss about his tweet
>>68599207
Is that a quote from him?
Without shitposting, without bullshit, if it comes down to Hillary and Trump, what happens?
What are the biggest factors at play?
How will each candidate act?
What will be the major talking points?
I just feel that Shillary has too much shady support that we don't know about, which could damage the god-emperor.
>>68598057
>dispelling the fiction
pretty good shitpost desu senpai
More terrorism is probably going to get more people siding with Trump, but how much? Didn't he get like +5% after Paris?
>>68598818
Trump has two weeks to grind Lyin' Ted into a greasy pulp.
It's going to be a stumping worse than Jeb.
Mark my words.
this is genius, they'll jump on Trump but this will force people to look at Heidi Cruz who is a Goldman Sachs executive and has a very weird police report from 10 years back. It's like when he compared sleepy Ben to a child molester.
>>68598564
>leafs actually believe this.
>>68599207
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/interrogation/2016/03/newt_gingrich_discusses_the_merits_of_donald_trump.html
Newt Gingrich is the fucking GOAT Trump bro
>>68599028
>vaginal jew thinking she can outjew a 8 inch nosed jew
>>68599340
>More terrorism is probably going to get more people siding with Trump
You know what to do.
>>68599292
hillary will try the usual sexist racist, whatever ists and phobes she can lay down. None of them will stick. This is assuming she isn't brought before a court this summer.
>>68597528
>Trump keeps retweeting inflammatory, normie-upsetting as fuck image macros made by meme right /pol/acks
There's no way he isn't aware of us.
>>68599277
I'm sure he will, just like someday he'll explain his policies and ideology in a clear and concise manner.
I'm sure the guy is intelligent, since he couldn't have come as far as he has in life without being smart, but damn, I wish he'd just give one interview where he actually answers questions clearly.
>>68599292
hillary's expertise is political blackmail which doesn't affect trump
>>68598057
>people are replying to this high quality post
Donald is that you?
>>68599292
Hillary wins, hands down.
>>68598057
well meme'd
>>68598285
Can't wait for the MSM nose thumbing that will be going on all day tomorrow.
I actually met up with some friends over the weekend who actually went on about the Hitler salute at the rally and how bad Trump was. Didn't think people I associate with actually believed their Facebook feed to a T, but at least I was able to stomp out some of their """"literally hitler""" factoids. I'm sure those same people will be ragging on this too. Smh senpai.
>>68599207
Because he hasn't had a chance to swing for the left and center yet.
Running for the RNC nom is a circus.
>>68597528
Do we have the ad made by Cruz's PAC with regards to Melania? I've seen the image floating around but that could have been pulled from here, reddit, facebook, etc. Does it have any real connection to Cruz or his PAC?
If so then maybe Don's in the right posting this, but otherwise its just going to get more people upset (although the moralist cuck state is gone now). How's Trump gonna play this to his favor?
>>68598218
If trump is elected, he could make his own "Don Veto"
>>68599392
We're his "internet people", baby.
>>68597528
Does everybody realize that we are making history here? We literally used Meme Magic to get the next president of the United States elected.
Can't wait for those muslims to get fucked over!
>>68599378
Wow I am just failing hard in my posts today. Here >>68599278
>>68597685
Tell that to Rato's shill who started it.
>tfw Trump will shitpost his way to the presidency
>>68599292
Niggers, women and numales overwhelmly vote for Hillary.
Trump BTFO in general 30-70 popular vote
/pol/ commits mass suicide in their parents basements or gets even more deluded than they already are.
FUCKING RATO
>>68598326
>A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
>>68597528
holy fuck the absolute mad man
>>68599450
It was his PAC that made the ad
He didn't disavow the ad
Trump retweets some bantz
>>68597961
Americans love sweet justice. Rato drew first blood.
>>68599292
Trump spends 24/7 travelling the world, making speeches, making calls, doing interviews, tweeting (his tweets always make news) and appearing in places.
Hilary goes ''muh vagina''. We don't even know where she is and she has said nothing about Brussels. Is she even running anymore?
Trump has this, but we can't underestimate the power of MUH VAGINA.
LOL Fox already picked it up.
>>68597528
Holy fucking shit, he can't keep getting away with this, can he?
HOLY FUCK TRUMP STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE GOING TO HAND THE FUCKING ELECTION TO SHILLARY DOING THIS ASOVODAVNADVNSDAVNDSVNIOVNODSABPFDIBNFDAOVSADPCNDSOVNADSVP[J]W0RJ-23RJ23-23JR-23J23-9
>>68598095
Who's that ugly bitch? Rafaela Cruz?
My state's soon to be a battlefield. I can feel it, Cruz is coming to talk at a radio show in Waukesha to bash Trump. Cruz and Walker would get along, since both are pro establishment.
Hey anyone in Oregon? first time voting just had a question if I join for example the Republican party what difference does it make? I just got a letter sent where they will email me a ballot later on before may probably and it says that I can join a political party quote "Choose to vote in major partys primary election by joining that major party" what does this mean kinda confused, if I don't join a party can I still vote for Trump for example?
>>68598721
dude is so fruity looking
>>68599298
Finally someone got it.
>>68599505
That's cute but incredibly wrong.
>>68599242
Are we sure this is even anti-Trump?
>>68599408
that exactly why trump is winning, his competition is so bad that he can bullshit his way to presidency
>>68597528
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>68599537
how'd they react?
Wisconsin is an open primary without that many Evangelicals, besides the rich suburbanites in like Waukesha I dunno where Cruz is gonna get votes. I think Trump wins by a similar % as he did in Michigan. Polling in Wisconsin is pretty accurate and people don't move around a lot, it's a very polarized state politically.
>>68599555
what's with all these concern trolls lately? are you guys fucking serious? this is easy mode. his black crime tweets were way worse than this shit.
>>68598727
A great fucking president who'll be free to say what he really thinks.
>>68599292
the rest of the republicans stop being little faggots and vote for trump or clinton is the next president
that's it
>>68599555
>HOLY FUCK TRUMP STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE GOING TO HAND THE FUCKING ELECTION TO SHILLARY DOING THIS
implying this wasn't his plan
>>68599643
>flag
Cruz has posted a tweet but doesn't show it's sent to Trump, unless Trump follows Cruz
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/712859187718569985
>>68599485
>>68599485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50LcT13tx0
The Don took that as a challenge
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
>>68599530
So I've been told but who's said that got a source? I swear I saw the image posted here before this became an issue.
>>68599512
Should've replaced Sleepy Doctor with Crispy Creme
>>68599474
>moot creates a board to discuss animu
>it becomes a shadow organization that rips the fabric of reality with memes
where did everything go so right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AhSwBBwZU0
"dont underestimate the power"
>>68598564
fucking leaf what would you know about being alpha.
>>68599392
He definitely has checked this place out. It's fucking 4chan, everyone has been here, but Trump does his research. He knows where stuff is coming from.
He knows.
>>68598383
Nobody is going to read about his policies. They don't want him to be any good so they have to keep saying sexist, racist, misogynist, xenophobic etc
>>68599653
anyone have that tweet screencap? about saying his twitter has become so powerful his enemies say the truth
>>68599618
>implying I'm not completely right
See >>68599681
Trump is pretty obviously 'controlled opposition' at this point.
>>68599726
gooootta be fake, that would be flooded everywhere if real
I want to believe though
>>68598057
Hi Ted.
>>68599646
if Wisconsin polling is accurate, you best hope ratboy +1 is an outliner
>>68599574
no you need to join the republican party to vote in the Republican party primary. which is the party trumps in.
at least during the primary
in the general you may vote for whoever.
>>68599726
what is this?
>>68598836
Bullying isn't cool. There is a level of mud slinging that is allowed.
What is he going to do when talking with other world leaders?
>your wife is a whore and we are raising tariffs
>now about that agreement favorable to my country....
Trump has actually pushed me into a Cruz supporter
>>68599768
that's pretty fucking awesome when you think about it.
>>68599505
Cool story Ahmed. You're an active one tonight. I hope you're not doing it for free.
>>68599686
>kiwi flag
>>68599726
OFFICIAL SOURCE OR GTFO.
>>68599408
In a way, the establishment is lucky that Trump isn't well-versed on policy.
Could you imagine what would be happening if Trump had, say, Rand Paul's mind for policy (when it comes to articulating it) but maintained the MADMAN streak?
>>68599724
>The entire campaign is just a big fuck you to Jeb
>>68599292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kypl1MYuKDY
If trump just goes through the facts presented in this video on the debate stage she will lose.
It's a great wonder how she isn't in prison.
>>68599859
>Implying he should treat Lyin' Ted and Co. the same as world leaders
You are a cuck.
>>68598057
stale paste
gotta get it back in the oven
>>68599859
you sounds like media scum.
Using current scandals as a way to push a narrative.
>>68599741
I think Breitbart did an article on it
look there
>>68599860
RATO IS FUCKIN MAD.
>>68599631
It was 'paid' for by someone. The PAC is attached to Rick 'The Ultimate Cuckier' Wilson.
>>68599726
Old news bud.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27790224
>>68599860
Psh boring high road. I wish the Democrats had a memster like Trump.
>>68599859
>What is he going to do when talking with other world leaders?
>>your wife is a whore and we are raising tariffs
Hopefully
The absolute madman does it again
>>68599859
>level of mud slinging that is allowed
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Do you even know where the Fuck you are?
KEKEK
Fuck off Cruz cuck
>>68599829
>controlled opposition
I can never tell if you leaves are shitposting assholes or serious and ignorant. It's quite vexing.
>>68599860
I bet he went in the other room and really slug his wife around after this tweet
>>68599639
I could believe that Trump is deliberately portraying himself as a showman with no substance, whilst building popular support by broadly preaching the sorts of policies many people have wanted for years (despite the media trying to tell everyone otherwise), only so he can then do a 180 in his talking style late in the actual election and catch all his detractors off-guard when they've come to expect him to just avoid questions and ramble.
However if I were to believe that I'd feel like a conspiracy theorist.
>>68599130
MAGA
>Heidi is the love of my life
Why did you cheat on her with some prostitutes then, eh Rato?
>>68599768
WE WUZ PREZIDENTS AND SHEEET
>>68599860
He literally fucking started it.
Fucking rato.
>>68599859
>Bullying isn't cool.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, BEN SHAPIRO?
>>68599992
You kidding me? They got the real life wojack.
>>68599999
>https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/712859187718569985
dude nice quads
>>68599999
most effective method of negotiation confirmed
>>68597685
Trump doesn't attack, he only retaliates.
>>68599860
>I'll pray for you
Passive aggressive man.
>>68599741
Rick Wilson and Liz Mair released these.
>>68599984
So doesn't that knock him out of the race? Doesn't the president have to be US born?
>>68600099
nice dubs :3
>>68599999
>Those digits
>Trump will shitpost his way to world domination
>>68599726
>what is dual citizenship
You idiot, you can be a Canadian citizen and an American. By your definition every Jew would be unable to run because Israel gives every Jew citizenship.
This means nothing.
>>68599937
Actually it isn't, I reworded it quite a bit. I made it myself too, fuck you nigger.
It used to be much longer but no one would read it
>>68599154
I prefer the version where the music ramps up to donald winning 6 fucking states
it's just glorious
>>68597528
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
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>>68599860
why did trump retweet the picture?
>>68599860
haha nows he goes back into defense mode
rato sure knows how to be a loser
Trump already said it, and ill repeat
>NEVER GIVE UP
>>68599292
A dead woman cant be president
Thats why trump will LITERALLY kill her with the Bantz on the debate stage, and anons shall shoop MAGA hats on her corpse.
It will be a good day
>>68598394
He is not one of us, Trump IS US.
is trump warming up his bantz game for the clinton run?
>>68600023
You're an idiot if you think a blowhard like Trump who shoots his mouth off at the first opportunity he gets has any chance in the general
Americans are dumb, but not that dumb
>>68598210
It was "Whoops. There goes the beans." the magick will only fully have taken hold once Trump dishes out whatever he may have on Mrs. Ratface.
>WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
>WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
>WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
>WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
WHOOPS. THERE GOES THE BEANS.
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>>68599840
>gooootta be fake, that would be flooded everywhere if real
Why? It's common knowledge that Rato was actually born in Alberta, Canda. He doesn't deny it. And he renounced his citizenship in May of 2014.
>>68600154
You need to be born in America to be eligible to run for president.
OOPS
>>68600219
Everyone has said he had no chance since he announced his candidacy. Look where he is now.
>>68599999
quads confirmed world leader will make deals by shitposting
>>68600063
Thank you my friend. Not enough DC MAGAs. I was born in La Jolla, please make my birth state great again.
>>68599891
I hope he wins the nomination if nothing else because I want to see if he alters his tactics at all in the actual national election.
Right now he might be doing things much differently since he only needs to actually win over Republicans and otherwise just generate lots and lots of publicity.
It's certainly working.
>>68600130
Possibly. It hasn't stopped him yet.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_sanguinis
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/feb/18/ted-cruz-presidential-eligibility-court-case-be-he/
>>68600128
How is this "awesome"? Even with the Milania thing, isn't it totally awesome to have a smoking hot babe for a first lady? Are they just out of touch old people trying to sound hip but really just misusing slang words?
>>68600157
oh i see
seems u overcooked it, burguer
>>68598057
it's like they read the first half of the post then just shit themselves good post 9/10
>>68597528
T H E. A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
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>>68600041
you can either hope trump is a messiah that will straight america or a moron that will burn it to ashes, i wouldn't be able to slowly wither away under globalist shills like cruz or hillary
and i am a brazillian, i can't fathom how you guys on the states are handling so much pressure, the weight of western civilization is on your hands
>>68598057
What's conservative about Scott Walker's WEDC turning Wisconsin's treasury into a piggy bank for his donor friends? What's conservative about intervening in the labor contract with so-called "Right-to-Work" laws? What's conservative about not enforcing our immigration laws? What's conservative about subsidies and preferential tax treatment for corporate America, especially those businesses that off-shore? What's conservative about saying not a fucking word about BLM's bullshit lies and hate rhetoric getting cops ambushed and slaughtered? What's conservative about charter schools, and why won't they fight for an actual competitive market alternative to union schools, the voucher program? What's conservative about losing two wars, neither of which really ended? What's conservative about one of them being as old as most American teenagers? What's conservative about foreign policies which promote refugee flight and breed extremism?
The fact of the matter is the Republican establishment is not conservative. Ted Cruz is not conservative.
>>68599587
That beard is bangin', though. Dead giveaway. Fags in denial always have hot, fashionable wives.
>>68600690
You are in the middle of some serious shit too, Huebro.
>>68598778
Yeah, but only by liberals once he got the nomination in '80.
Cruz is an ugly creep with an ugly wife.
>>68599999
First to call quints
doubt it, this is only campaign mode
>>68601011
True, but Libs controlled media even then.
>>68598612
I saw that shit!
>>68599505
I live in Baltimore.
IN BALTIMORE.
On fucking Paca
I know hood niggas, hood niggas LOVE Trump.
All the nigs in my building have asked me how to register to vote.
When this started happening I thought it was so they could vote for Bernie cuz gibs.
Nope, "Trump reel mane" "Trump git dat papah nah mean" "yo yo yo you see dat niggas wife?" "trump reel as fuck yo!"
You don't understand. Niggers respect power more than anything else.
HOOD NIGGA VOTE ON LOCK!
Sources: Nigger school teacher.
>>68601414
We got this
>>68600099
QUINTS YOU MEAN, PEASANT
>>68601414
Glorious.
http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=d950cadf-05ce-4148-a125-35c0cdab26c6
