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>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
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>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
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>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
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>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
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>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
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INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
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>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
>Trump on Good Morning Britain 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lN1V8qaPl8
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
ENTERTAINMENT
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>The Trumpinator
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>What Trump really is in 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdvl5Aj2-k
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68597528
MOVEMENT
SHE WANTS THE D
why did trump retweet the picture?
Sheeeeiiiiitt
>>68600133
NEVADA
FOR
TRUMP
>>68600133
Donald Trump reveals foreign policy: More Ron Paul than George W. Bush
http://redalertpolitics.com/2016/03/22/donald-trump-reveals-foreign-policy-ron-paul-george-w-bush/#3iQDBVWE5gyioR7q.99
>>68600201
https://youtu.be/8YaaZZN9VYs?t=25
MAGA
>>68600248
because Cruz slutshamed Trump's wife
HEIDI CONFIRMED FOR BTFO
Attacking a woman for her look is just low class and disgusting
Trump just killed himself proving what kind of rude and idiotic "white trash" he is
>>68600133
what a coincidence I just added Mika
>>68600201
WE RIDE
Someone post Mako lewds, please. I need to fap.
MAGA
Why aren't you Weebs white knighting for Melania against those (Liz Mair, Rick Wilson) who released the attack ad?
Come on now, lads.
>>68600133
Daily reminder that Trump is controlled opposition and you're all useful idiots shitposting your way to a Clinton presidency
>>68600248
because he's a madman and we love him for it.
Do you guys realize what time we live in? What a time to be alive.
Would you believe if I told you a few years ago that Donald Trump would be winning, that he'd be a shitposter, that you'd actually like him, that he'd post pepe on twitter all the way to his presidency?
Take a moment to appreciate what we have here.
Listen, I voted for Donald Trump and plan on doing do in the general if he is the Republican nominee. I also enjoy a good trolling. That said, this is below the office of president of the United States.
Please, Donald Trump, Stop giving the media ammunition to hate on you. Please think of your supporters who have to explain away every hostile thing you say and make. You make yourself look like a jerk as much as your supporters. You make it hard to start a rational discussion in defense of your policies. Your crazy antics is driving the potential converts away. You are running for the leader of the free world. You are running to make America great again. Act like it.
DONALD TRUMP PLS NO BULLY
>Rato is +1 in Wisconsin
>>68600248
in preparation for his run against hillary.
trump was slighted and returned the gesture.
>>68600298
>Implying Heidi isn't white trash.
>>68600298
shutup paco. rafael started it
wall just got 10 feet higher
>>68600298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-Z5sRwgLM
tldw you're fired
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (LAST ONE FROM ME TONIGHT)
Reminder that Trump only needs 483 (54%) of the remaining 905 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC. There are no more Caucuses. That rigged bullshit is over.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Wisconsin (42) - 24 District. 15 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.
>Proportional (EL RATO GUARANTEED A SMALL PORTION OF THE CHEESE)
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES (FUCKING KILL ME)
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
Colorado (37) - 3 RNC Unbound, 34 Pick Preferred
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Wyoming (29) - 3 RNC Unbound, 26 Pick Preferred
North Dakota (28) - 3 RNC Unbound, 25 Elected Unbound
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
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>>68600338
leaf
>>68600298
Construir el muro, por favor
>>68600298
Attacking a woman for her look is just low class and disgusting
Rafael has responded.
Anyone else kind of worried he went too far this time? I'm scared.
it's like you all don't realize that if drumpf gets in, he ruins america.
>>68600376
>I also enjoy a good trolling
>how do you do fellow kids
>>68600331
EWW NO
>http://www.tedcruzisapussy.com
>>68600298
Good thing Cruz didn't start it and is a stand up guy :^)
Someone explain to me the 3D reasoning behind Trump bringing Ted's wife into this. I don't understand it. He already has a problem with women so one would think he would leave Ted's hag of a wife out of it.
>>68600298
>MEXICO
>MEXICO
THE WALL WILL BE BUILT, TACO SMUGGLING, TEQUILA SNORTING BEAN-PERSON
>>68600331
Back to /h/
>>68600201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uRtXxa478g
Taking MAGA hat requests
>>68600477
No. Rafael attacked his wife first. Low blow on both sides but he did start it.
>>68600376
it's all part of a plan to build up the OMG SEXIST buffer for the GE with hillary, which is basically her only strategy right now
>>68600298
good thing Trump didn't make it.
Alright guys, honest input
Will this:
A.) Help Trump in the General
B.) Hurt Trump in the General
C.) No impact whatsoever in the long term
Will this help Cruz or hurt Cruz?
>tfw remembering the early winning days w/ Mika memes and Yeb!
Things have gotten so serious recently
>>68600535
Because: >>68600511
>>68600331
No thanks.
>>68600376
>That said, this is below the office of president of the United States.
This bullshit line of thinking is what has been cucking American politics since the advent of the television.
>>68600469
can u link full ad plez
>>68600462
>>68600477
Rato trying to take the moral high ground
That's rather disgusting considering what hes done.
I just tuned in to CNN
>'... lack of appropriate temperament for a commander-in-chief...'
This rhetoric is so overused that it doesn't resonate with anyone who thinks with any urgency. PEOPLE ARE DYING.
You can't afford to sugarcoat issues in a politically correct way, that's what bad people want you to do-- talk about it and do absolutely nothing.
>>68600333
because the God-Emperor has it in hand and is dealing with it.
Ok be fucking serious, is there any world leader that can go toe to toe with trump bantz, cause so far it not looking pretty.
>>68600477
Trump has gotten away with much worse. This hardly registers on the bantz scale when it comes to Trump.
Plus, nobody cares about the Cruz family outside of Ben Shapiro.
>>68600511
That was released by a PAC though, Trump should know this.
He's very reactionary to be honest and it hurts him when shit like this happens and he instantly jumps to the conclusion that Ted Cruz literally made this.
>>68600477
What do you mean he went to far? He posted a picture of his wife. What are you implying, sexist?
All it says is ''a picture says a thousand words''. What that means you made up in your head.
That's the beauty. How can you criticize Trump for it? Are you saying the woman is ugly?
>>68600365
Feels like I'm in a political comedy tbqh
>>68600576
It's teflon Don baby girl. He'll get some more media attention which he lusts for but nothing bad will come of this.
Trump doesn't attack, he only retaliates.
>>68600298
lyin' ted is more hypocritical than liberals
>>68600576
Non-issue. Sit back and relax, poindexter.
>>68600317
Rollo
>>68600248
So everybody could see the crazy haggard slut that Rat man is married to when compared to the angelic perfection of Melania
Will Trump win the waifu war with Cruz?
>>68600477
nah, trump will "spill the beans" about the goldman sachs shit and that will overshadow this.
this is basically just him getting people really emotional+rage, then he'll make them direct all that rage towards cruz' wife lel.
>>68600509
I really wanna see her get fucked. Not really for sexual pleasure just for curiosity, there HAS to be a gangbang video of her somewhere
>>68600477
THEN WHY DID YOU ATTACK MELANIA FIRST YOU FUCKING RAT-FUCK
>>68600477
>Anyone else kind of worried he went too far this time?
Oh my sweet summer child
>>68600576
Zero impact
>>68600501
>>68600605
Why not?
>>68600621
still a leaf
>>68600576
if trump isn't a plant he is doing a good job looking like one
Illuminated one here, with some caution.
This is the NWO right in front of us.
Clinton is the plant.
She is there as the stable grounded person, while the ideas of Trump and Bernie seem radical.
Bernie is purposefully not shown as much or reported about to CREATE an illusion of "the system has failed" it is to create a conspiracy around him that his young demographic will succumb to. Pay their rent money to give to his donations, rallying to stop Trump etc etc. The game is rigged from the beginning folks. Do you really think mainstream cable news would tell you how corrupt things are? Their reinforcing your "Haha, got ya!" moment and you feel good because you think you're voting for an outsider.
Two polar opposites are at war. It started a few years ago when the spread of 2nd wave of feminism came about, purposefully. It indoctrinated a few radical college kids and spread like wild fire. After this, gender wars and racial wars were put in place by manufactured movements. How do you think Ferguson happened? How do you think the confederate flag and symbolism of culture/statues were taken down? Erase any past history of opposition as we move forward. Now we have SJW fascism and the alt right nationalism. Both end in the same way. Mass surveillance, limited freedom of speech, stripping of your rights to create a false sense of security by manufactured civil unrest (see George Soros).
Whoever wins, it doesn't matter. There is no "anti-establishment" have you heard that term in mass media in an election, EVER? They're feeding us an illusion that WE know more than the crooked politicians do, that WE are getting behind Trump or Sanders to get rid of them. It is instant gratification thinking that we're on the "fuck you washington d.c." side.
Be prepared. Be smart. You are willingly giving up everything you have.
>>68600576
B) but it doesn't matter because >>68600338
>>68600576
C. You should now it by now, Trumpeter.
>>68600576
C.
just enjoy the show, oh all ye of little faith
>>68600298
>oh the horror!!
One good tweet and Trumpgen comes to life again.
>>68600742
this
the media has already went all out on how Trump is 'sexist'
>>68600298
Actually the picture doesn't say anything. The fact that YOU saw one as ugly and one as beautiful makes YOU the misogynist.
>>68600511
I'm not sure what's wrong with supporting this as your next First Lady.
in fact, I think I want to look for more pictures of her.
>>68600743
Mako is a special kind of Waifu.
>>68600773
Does your imam know you post on this haraam website, bong?
>>68600796
interesting tactic reddit, but it's still not going to work.
>>68600133
>>68600553
You sound like Henchman 24.
>>68600796
MAGA
>>68600658
I hope it gets worse so Trump can call Heidi out for being a globalist shill for Goldman Sachs and make her out to be possibly insane.
>>68600796
K..KEEP US POSTED
>>68600446
>>68600446
>>68600446
>>68600446
REAL BREAD HERE
>>68600553
Hat this Mexican I know.
>>68600637
god help us if he and Putin ever got into a shitpost war. I might die from loss of sides.
Beautiful, Lyen ted strats to get even dirtier and the God Emperor shows the world what a piece of dogshit Lyen really is. Also brings in play that fraudulent, suicidal maniac, Heidi who wants to dissolve the USA to the world.
Simply beautfiul
>>68600511
>that face
Is Melania autistic?
>>68600576
Hey Trumpeter.
>>68600659
>>68600659
> I was only the Chancellor of Germany! I didnt know my people were killing Jews. I'll tell them knock it off.
t. Adolf Hitler.
It's Cruz's people, it has his name on it. I know in the real world if one of my underlings fucks something up, it's my head on the line as well. Cruz should either apologize and bust heads or stand by them.
You don't get to have your cake and eat it too m8. Cruz is just too proud to apologize and admit "he" fucked up.
>>68600846
>>68600576
A. That's the invincible power of「ANOTHER BRICK IN ZA WARRU (PART I)」.
>>68600843
Don't you want America to be AWESOME? What's more awesome that a frumpy businesswoman hellbent on collecting shekels and dissolving all state borders? Awesome!
>>68600831
This.
It truly is beautiful isn't it?
I'm glad I'm alive to witness shitposting history.
We'll never experience shit like this ever again.
>>68600743
just go to Gelbooru, anon
>>68600915
Oh shit, he's going to ruin Rato like that. Make him pull a Lubio
>>68600477
Weak
>>68600897
That is probably the metaphorical beans that Trump is about to spill.
>>68600855
I don't know Canacuck. Does he?
>>68600927
'sup
Trump is playing grandmaster Chess man.
>>68600248
>>68600298
>>68600477
I think Tump is proving a point because rato
said he's not the one that make the melania ad
Either way, I'm sure he'll deliver the slam dunk after the press make a big fuss about his tweet
>>68600913
Putin would just comment on his short fingers and weak handshake and Trump would get instantly butthurt
>>68600576
C
Two weeks until next election. By then no one remember that tweet. Besides, Trump will have tweeted at least 50 other outragous things by then
>>68600298
People aren't yet appreciating the genius of this. He just destroyed Heidi's whole career. That picture is going to run on every news network and website for days. All anyone will remember is how ugly Heidi looked. The image is the memory that will persist, not that Trump did it.
On the defense, Donald has that it's a retweet. "Not my image." Also, Trump didn't personally attack her. Just visually compared her to Melania. The ugliness factor occurs in your head, so a step back shows that the viewer is the real sexist.
Holy shit. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>68600833
He has conditioned the media to be his bitch. They know that if they talk about this it will not change anything.
Sure, they will bring it up in the next interview, but he'll just say ''There are people dying. Little baby children lying dead on the streets, and you want to talk about something I tweeted? Believe I will keep the borders safe. I will hit them so hard etc''.
Can't be stumped. I've seen him handle these people hundreds of times. He will make sure that no interview goes wrong and he says the same thing in all the interviews so that everyone gets the same message no matter which channel they listen to.
>>68600659
Wasn't Cruz claiming that Trump refused to disavow the KKK?
And then Cruz refused to disavow the Melania ad urging people to vote for Cruz
>>68600659
The goal of the entire thing is for people to start looking and digging into Heidi Cruz who admittedly is a shady character. Instead of just point out the truth, he got pointed people in the direction of the truth and this is often times way more powerful when you stumble upon and draw your own conclusions.
>>68600351
That's a depressing bikini bottom
>>68600383
What even happens in Wisconsin
>>68601062
canada, i set you up and you couldn't even be funny.
>>68600796
/x/ is down the hall and to the right
>>68600855
I am not even British, leaf.
Maybe you should go to UK for a holiday so you can shitpost without being called out for the leaf that you are
>>68600511
Muh dik
>Girlfriend calls me & asks what I'm doing
>I mention Trump
>"Anon, you need to stop being so obsessed with the election. Trump is embarrassing & acts like a clown."
>I painfully explain for the 100th timie to her that he does it to get media attention which is why he's winning.
>"Who cares, it's embarrassing. He's calling women bimbos. He should be president."
>I explain that's old news, and it was a retweet. Kelly spends every night attacking him & Trump only attacks back after he is attacked.
>"No she doesn't. Trump is sexist as fuck."
I'm not going to make it to the general with this shit /pol/. Everyone is my life is turning against me more & more.
>>68600576
Nobody will care in a week.
>>68600570
>>68600570
>>68600570
>>68600570
HERES THE ANSWER WHY TRUMP RETWEETED THE PICTURE
>>68600477
dumb cunt should have said both women are beautiful instead of falling into don's trap that cruz's wife is ugly.
>>68600846
I apologize.
>>68600969
I shall do so. Thank you, friend!
>>68601176
Just dump her, MAGA is more important
>>68601176
>old news
kek
>>68601176
tell your gf that she's a low energy lightweight dummy
>>68600912
Too much blur, or just right?
>>68601122
>>68600450
Winner Takes All delegates if over 50% at district and state level
>>68601176
Just break up with her. She sounds retarded.
>>68601077
He obviously studied the art of war.
>>68601077
Cruz said "Not my image"
Trump retweets a picture that basically implies nothing, its up to the viewer to decide what it means, that has a fucking watermark of the twitter of the guy who made it
Trump gets to say "Not my image"
But my only concern is... why this early? Surely this won't until Wisconsin and that isn't for awhile, that's the next state.
Update:
The God-Emperor has reached the high road, on the way to Ulysses. Soon the Legion will be thrown OVER THE DAM and House will reign Supreme.
LET'S MAKE NEVADA GREAT AGAIN
desu the Tunnelers are Soros' shills.
>>68600477
He needs bantz to bridge the time until the next primary states vote. Can't give the media 2 weeks to spin a new bullshit narrative on him.
>>68601077
truly genius
DID THE SHILLFAGS GO TO BED?
TrumpGen is pretty /comfy/ for the time being.
>>68601257
needs photo grain, not blur.
>>68600133
Awoooment! Tee shirts: https://teespring
.com/donald-trump-2016-awooooment
>>68601176
nice blog, where can I subscribe?
This level of fucking memery shouldn't be even possible in the 3rd dimensional plain of existence.
The people conspiring against him honestly might as well be throwing money into a tire fire right now, this man cannot be stopped.
>>68601257
You need some shadowing over your forehead/face from the hat
>>68601019
Do you think Heidi is the secret string puller for Cruz? It seems like she has more to hide than Cruz does and Cruz is just a relatively nobody Senator (only things worthy of note to his name are his filibuster and working on the gang of 8). Heidi might be the real player hyping up her husband's political success while making all the backroom deals with the corporate suits. Or is that too tinfoil?
>>68601272
The battle that will take place before Wisconsin will be insane.
>>68600843
That's what was so weird about the attack add.
The only people who would find this heresy is people who are already solidly Cruz voters. This did nothing to convince people.
>>68601257
Thank you senpai. Can we get one on Rubio too?
>>68601176
This is what your average Trumptard is like, a retard who reveals his powerlevel and socially isolates himself because of a chinese cartoon imageboard
>>68601176
Tell that bitch to go suck Shillary's cunt if she's so assblasted about it,
Now what's left is for trump to retweet that heidi redacted police report
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>68601176
just keep your power level to yourself around people you know you can't influence.
>>68601261
But are the people there cucked or what? I know Minnesota is, but I have no idea what's going on in Wisconsin.
Is it another Sweden-tier state?
>>68601176
Can't keep ignorant people that hide from Trump's light in your life Anon.
Move on, dump her.
>>68601333
>$20
kill yourself
>>68601361
Well anon, perhaps you should look into what Heidi does for a living.
>>68601333
Oh sweet, finally they're available
>>68601398
no, he'll retweet the not redacted version
>>68601377
Trump has already mentioned countless times, to people who will actually listen, how smart she is
>>68600960
>We'll never experience shit like this ever again.
But we can witness to future generations.
>>68601410
Please give name
>>68600796
At last I truly see. So I guess we vote for Hillary and enjoy 8 more years of slow descent into degeneracy? Or Rato or Kasich and watch as we plunge into thermonuclear war with Russia?
No seriously you friggid conspiracy faggot. Then who should the Americans vote for?
>inb4: "Ey brah dun vote, voting is for da man, stick it to him by not voting and bee yourself"
You are not illuminated. You are deluded.
Hillary Clinton’s problem with (white) men:
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/03/daily-chart-12
>>68601325
there are still a few puttering around, but they're incredibly weak
>>68600637
I thought Chente Fox would do it since he was basically Trump in the 2000 election but even he looked like a lightweight when he insulted him.
>>68601176
>can't influence his own gf
8/10 he's taking another dick
>>68600477
Ok gotta say I think this is pretty sincere and doesn't want to put his wife or Trumps wife into this Election bullshit, for once I agree with the rat at least on this area, I am sure Trump will agree also and let it go after this.
>>68601333
We get it you want to make money off of other peoples work.
>>68601333
wat
>>68601410
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
Dan Scavino (don's internet guy) knows about this
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/712866373991534597
>>68601176
Call her a bitch.
HOLD IT RATO
>>68600317
katrina
>>68601064
true.
Plus this mini-controversy propels Cruz's globalist bankster wife into the limelight.
The faux moralists will be like "HUURR A REAL MAN WOULD LEAVE MUH WIFE OUT OF IT" as they continue fall into Trump's trap here.
Trump's playing high-level chess here so much even i was worried about what was gonna come of this.
He's always ahead of everyone.
>>68601518
they can't really, because Rat's wife is from that Goldman Sach's thing.
>>68601333
He fucked up. This is just childish shit, makes him look bad
>>68601571
Asians have disturbingly huge foreheads, like imagine if you brushed back her bangs
Did trump fuck himself over with this whole Cruz debacle?
Its worrying me
>>68601504
Interesting fact: Both Trump and Fox have German ancestry.
>>68601504
Fox is a total moron, he gets ridiculed by american news everytime.
>>68601474
But that's a foundation of his campaign, you are trying to ingrain into people's perspective of you.
Insinuating Melania is a whore does nothing.
>>68600133
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>68600576
C. Like Dilbertfag said, if he survived the making fun of a cripple gaffe he will be invincible. And he did.
>>68601497
Absolutely not. She is there, she gets no media coverage in comparison. She is set in stone with the older voting crowd. Trump will win by a landslide. They're telling you Trump has no chance of beating her as a ploy. You want it more now. Romney, Paul Ryan all trying to shut him up, is an illusion. They want you to feel that exact way. He will win regardless.
>>68601652
Dumb leaf poster
>>68601333
>>68600331
Here you go, anon.
>>68601652
> dindu nuffin
> watermarked retweet
>>68601410
Cruz is polling 1% higher than Trump in a recent poll. Within margin of error, but Kasich is definitely drawing votes away from a potential 50% WTA for either candidate.
We will have better numbers of cucked vs uncucked closer to the primary day, after debates or rallies.
>>68601652
>leaf
You're admonished!
>>68601518
>>68601619
yeah this is way far from fucking over. this is just the appetizer before the main course. Heidi Cruz is finished.
>>68601333
At this point, because of all the cringe coming around, I'm voting for Cruz in New York state.
All of you deserve to get gassed.
>>68601576
HOLD IT RATO
>>68601652
Hi Ted.
>>68601410
Mods?
TRUMP GENERAL POSTER ADD THIS TO THE STICKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>>68600796
You're actually right but most people are pretty unaware here though
>>68600376
>policies
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. This is what we're going to do. We're going to build a wall. We're going to get ISIS, we're going to win"
>repeat
>>68601746
I was JUST about to post that.
>>68601077
>yfw Trump's next book is 'The Art of the Meme'
>>68601653
ANONS HELP ME DO I STUDY FOR MY EXAM OR SPEND THE NEXT WEE HOURS SHIT POSTING?!
>>68600376
LBJ would whip his dick out at PRESS CONFERENCES. And leftists love him. Like another anon said, the presidency has been pussified, and only recently.
>>68601607
>on that card
>IS A TOTAL DISASTER
absolutely my grandpa tier
>>68600477
>your wife is so hot
>my wife is... um... well I love her
The madman
>>68601746
IT'S HAPPENING
>>68601333
>>68601109
And yet he won't even use this argument.
Trump sees the whole picture while we worry about details.
>>68601535
Quality comments. ==b
>>68601746
Yeah, this isn't just a tangent shitpost from Donald
>>68600317
Ivanka
>>68601790
Alright.
>>68601767
YEEEEES It's working. Fuck anime but their cringy shit would never stop me
>>68601746
DAN THE MAN GRILLING RATO THE KIKE.
>>68601176
What the fuck kind of relationship is that? Obviously you're just together for the sex.
Why haven't you ditched that brainwashed fool of a woman yet? Why are you with her in the first place?
It always saddens me to see good guys like you literally WASTING themselves on stupid whores like that. Why? Have you no shame at all? Are you really throwing away your pride just for sex? Not only that, but sex with a brainless, stupid fucking cunt of a girlfriend like her?
This is just nuts, jeez, oh man.
I will never understand this. I just really hope you aren't one of those /b/-tier people getting in a relationship JUST TO BE in a relationship.
>>68601176
>Everyone is my life is turning against me
iktfb. Literally had 'friends' tell me they don't think they can be around someone whose world view varies so massively from theirs. Half an hour later they say keeping muslims out because their worldview varies so massively from ours is absolutely unacceptable. When I'm returning from Chile and bringing gifts they will get MAGA hats and Frauke Petry posters kek.
>>68601652
This is why I love this man.
>>68601122
Oh shit, thanks senpai. I don't think I have that one of her
>>68600659
He does damn well know it didn't came directly from El Rato. But it came from his campaign people and he was waiting for an excuse to attack him after the Utah landslide.
>>68601823
Shitpost, it's the only thing that matters. If you haven't studied at all already, cramming now won't help.
>>68601818
Thanks, was hoping someone would post that
>>68601518
>post picture
>not made by you
>no damning statements made
>all up to interpretation
>transcend into Hitler Kami no Kuro
Security, please remove this nigger from the premises.
>>68601652
Be more subtle, anon. They are wising up to our plan to cuck the United States by getting Canada's native son Ted Cruz elected Head Burger.
>>68601607
I dunno, Trump managed to get rid of the "he attacks women based on appearance" thing dogging him a few months ago, and now he pulls this shit.
Would be better off spreading this around.
Shit, insulting Cruz's wife's in the way that he did is pretty much one of the worst gaffes Trump has ever made. Of course 4chan and /pol/ of all places won't understand how offensive it is to normies and how Ted Cruz comes out looking like the good guy, since you guys pretty much find humor in some of the most offensive shit imaginable, but this is going to make Trump look bad.
Get ready for President Hillary Clinton
>>68601176
>Everyone is my life is turning against me more & more
Your life is a lie.
>>68601767
>>68601576
You arent getting that goddamn sweet Wisconsin cheese, you no-neck rodent shitbag.
>>68601746
omg this is so fucking exciting.
>>68601176
>not dumping all the low energy people in your life
I've lost many people who I thought were friends, some were even coworkers. Hell I've even lost "friends" when I told them I started ccw and gave reasons why they should too. You'll pull thru Anon and find real friends.
>>68601973
How did he insult his wife? Is there something you want to tell us?
>>68601707
The funniest part of the Wives battle that's taking place is this:
The picture of Melania with the caption that Lyin' Ted's PAC posted was actually OC from a Trump General thread
>>68601767
You forgot #cruzmissle.
>another Trump dominated news cycle tomorrow
>>68601973
He didn't insult his wife.
Also, Cruz attacked Trump's wife first
>>68601946
>Enemy: NZ
>Friend: NZ
>>68601122
the incessant breeding of serial killers
>>68601837
>13%
DELETE THIS
>>68601043
>Either way, I'm sure he'll deliver the slam dunk after the press make a big fuss about his tweet
heh
you'd think they know better by now
>>68602046
we all know what you are trying to do and it doesn't work
>>68601710
Appreciate it, amerifriend! Thank you!
>>68600133
holy shit she's so into it
>>68602093
>NZ
>white
>>68602054
Excellent
>>68602058
it actually was an ad by a real PAC
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/22/donald-trump-threatens-spill-beans-heidi-cruz-response-ad-shaming-melania/
>>68602058
20 bucks says Rick picked it out.
>>68602058
Cruz shills? Here?
Definitely not.
>>68601989
If this crappy shit continues, I'll vote Hillary into office for all I care. It's cringe tier shit. Luckily these weeaboo fucks won't survive the purge
>>68602142
>The Mexico of Yurope
>>68600133
>Can I feel your hair
Fucking microaggressions! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wonder how bitchy Morning Joe will be over this?
