GET COMFY
http://komonews.com/live/event
SEED CONES
>>68468709
Holy fuck die already so I can do something else.
whats going on
![momx720.mp4_snapshot_00.43_[2015.05.29_01.55.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QGbClIL.jpg "momx720.mp4_snapshot_00.43_[2015.05.29_01.55.13].jpg")
>>68468923
treeman is love
>treeman is life
Have they tried smoking him out?
WHY IS HE IN THE TREE?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
What is this?
>>68469084
because it's there, duh
Use this thread first
>>>68468379
>>>68468379
>>>68468379
All hail the tree king
>>68468709
Lmao he's still there, wtf does he want?
Who shit pants here?
>>68468709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Sv4bZ5jdA
>this triggers the hippie fagget
>>68468709
Man, he really is high up in that tree.
why is this faggot up there?
why are you losers so obsessed with this?
What if, being shocked by the news in Belgium this morning that when they ask for demands, he in an effort to make people open their eyes to the terrorist threat, says the only way he'll come down is if Trump reads him The Treacherous Snake.
What the fuck is that thing he's twisting?
just rejoined the party. whats going on right now?? whats that metal thing?
LOOK OUT TREEMAN, LADDERBRO IS SNEAKING UP ON YOU
>>68470120
It must be IMPOSSIBLE to get attention as a hippy in Seattle.
HE HAS LIBERATED THE TREE
>>68470929
what was that thing anyway?
>>68471097
>>68470929
>>68470814
>>68470659
>>68470632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
>>68471097
I think someone earlier in this saga said that it was to prevent branches and stuff from falling on people below. Not entirely sure if that's correct, though.
Tell me about treeman, why does he sit in the tree?
bump for incoming traffic from other thread soon
>>68471221
damn that tree is fucking huge
yeah let me know when he falls out or something actually happens
He's going to fucking fall
>>68471565
>>68471670
other thread
>>68468379
>>68471097
Actually, my best guess is that it's used for decorating the tree at Christmas time.
>>68468709
FALL FALL FALL
Tree King has semen spillage
>>68469111
Part of a christmas decoration he threw at police
>>68471221
Hahahahahaha, this tree looks pretty important. And he totally fucked up the upper third of it.
if 0 then treeking falls to his death
HOW CAN WE HELP TREE KING???
CAMERA MAN IS GOING TO FUCKING MISS IT
TREE MAN IS FALLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>you will never be as comfy as treeman
>>68471761
>he's won more wars in eight hours than australia in 200 years
SMALL INTERMISSION WHILE CMAERAMAN MOVES POSITIONS
TRASH CAMERA MAN, RUN SOME FUCKING CABLES YOU FAG
>>68471877
dubs why ;_;
>>68471989
More like the upper 12th
>>68471971
based
as
fuck
Imagine having a HAPPENING party in one of those apartments shitposting IRL with /pol/ peeps.
Cameraman giving us a detour around the city how nice
NAP TIME: ROUND 2
>>68472035
OUR LORD HAS RISEN
do we know how high the tree is?
tree king more like snooze king lol
>tfw Tree King will be forever immortalized if he falls
Feels bad man. I just want him to come down safely
HOLY SHIT THE BRANCH IS CRACKING NEAR THE BASE
>>68472077
>one of the few parties I would enjoy
The camera man totally went farther back in order to catch his potential fall on a better and more maneuverable angle.
THANK YOU BASED CAMERAMAN
How does he lay like that
Yet still not fall?
Does treeman hunger?
>>68472097
GOOD NIGHT TREE KING
>>68472120
~80 feet
>>68472120
80 ft / 25 m
>>68471565
that is tiny for a Giant Sequoia
I think I hear a chopper
Phoenix Jones is on the move
>>68472120
80ft
>>68472097
good night Tree King
>>68472120
Hella big senpai
>>68472120
80 ft
25 meters
>>68472120
80 meters
>>68472120
about 80ft, death height.
>Well certainly he'll get tired and come down to sleep
>Nope, just sleeps in the fucking tree
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
Alright I'm new.
Someone give me a tl;dr
>>68468923
this
PHOENIX JONES IS DOING IT HE IS THE HERO WE NEED
>>68472199
HURRY PHEONIX HURRY
>>68471565
trees are bigger out here anon
>>68468709
>>68468923
>>68469084
>>68469396
>>68470179
>>68471097
>>68471565
>>68471971
>>68471989
>yuropoor news so bad they have to talk about american news about a hobo stuck in tree
>>68472250
A man in a tree
Tree man
ITS BEEN HOURS
Gonna die of thirst sooner or later
Tree man is a fucking douche iirc
>>68472250
man climbed tree earlier today and he's still there
and it's a really big tree
>>68472250
HOMELESS MAN CLIMBS TREE
STAYS ON TREE
REQUIRES SMOKES, REQUESTS
GETS SMOKES
BECOMES KING OF THE TREES
>>68472250
Guy climbs tree
Won't come down
>>68472177
>>68472178
If he were to fall from that height he'd still live. He'd just break most bones in his body. If he lands on his back that's death.
>>68472199
SOMEONE TWEET PHOENIX HE WANTS HID BACKPACK AND SLEEPING BAG
>tfw you were in the first treeman thread
>>68472299
American news is GOAT precisely because of stuff like hobos climbing trees
>hail to the king, baby
>>68472120
http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
>>68472346
That which is eternal cannot die
>tfw you will never be as comfy as the Tree King is right now as he slumbers on top of his domain
>>68472363
you forgot that he demanded smokes, got them, then told the cops to fuck off.
>>68472097
Good night tree king
>>68472266
MADMAN DUBS
>>68472346
the tree will provide
>>68472097
Good night tree king
Did he actually fall asleep or is he just laying down for funsies
>>68472391
bullshit. ive fallen from around 40 feet and died before
>>68472436
>trapped
Why must they insult our King?
>>68472403
>Recap for newfags
>man climbs tree
>rips apart top of tree
>throws pinecones/branches and shit at people
>demands smokes
>gets smokes
>smokes
>hangs upside down
>makes a wizard staff
>makes a trapeze
>flips off cops and Komo helicopter
>heils hitler
>waves his staff at the mere mortals attempt to usurp his kingdom
>just shit in the tree a few minutes ago
(fornewfagsw/o4chnx)
>>68471565
they get bigger
>. An old-growth redwood can be over 200 feet tall and up to 16-20 feet in diameter.
> The tallest known redwood tree is 379 feet tall, located in the Redwood Creek watershed
http://www.nps.gov/redw/faqs.htm
looks like im looking at trees for my vacation
>>68472266
He's a literal superhero for those that don't know
bless treesus with prayers of comfort in the hour of his struggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yu_g5x3ZoQ
>>68472199
might get him some baby wipes first
>>68472415
Came in at thread 2-3, been comfy ever since.
>>68472298
is that the Kalaloch cedar of the Lake Quinault Cedar.
You're right, you East Coaster have pussy ass trees.
BREAKING NEWS
ANOTHER MAN CLIMBING A TREE AT METRO STATION
ALSO THEY FOUND A THIRD, UNCLIMBED TREE
>had to go away
>come back and tree guy still happening
feeling comfy.
>>68472266
If he skips past the cops and bolts up the tree to deliver beer and a sandwich, it will surely be one of the greatest happenings ever.
>>68472346
It's Seattle, dumbass. It's only wetter in South East Alaska.
>>68472548
wow me too
>>68472415
>iktf
>>68472606
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
if he falls he will just take a big percentage off his health but if he just waits a bit after it will restore itself
>>68472548
>ive fallen from around 40 feet and died before
Anon...
>>68472606
post location of the third, I'll head over and climb it.
>>68472566
People camp in trees with hanging tents. Its not new
>>68472676
Rappel gun on his utility belt
WHO ARE YOU
WHY DO YOU CLIMB THE TREES
>>68472606
ADDITIONAL CLIMBING GEAR FOUND IN TREEKINGS DOMICILE BOX
>>68472097
good night tree king
>>68472606
Ban assault trees
Why does treeman do it?
>>68472676
>he gets to the top
>treeman bashes him with his club of justice
>>68472346
It's Seattle, he'll be hydrated through rain.
>>68472266
he should get a drone to deliver it
>>68472578
hes a bully that goes around beating up drunks for no reason, no one likes him, hes only using the situation as PR for himself.
>>68472097
good night tree king
>>68472606
THE TREE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
What do you think he's dreaming about, pol?
>>68472810
There can be only one
>>68472562
cont
>starts coming down
>halfway police took stuff
>he goes back up
>gets pissed and throws something off the tree
>we slumber now
>>68472734
Do Druids get Levitate?
Is there a good image of his face?
>>68472097
Good night tree king
>yfw he's now asleep for a few hours
>>68472862
trees and cigarettes
You're not allowed to make fun of leaves no more
>mfw i'll probably actually watch this to it's conclusion
uh thanks I guess
>>68472862
A hot shower, clean clothes, and a shave.
>>68472862
a taller tree
Holy SHIT it's been several hours. Just grab the fucker and pull him down already.
They should set up a bunch of inflatable jumper bags and then blast him out of the tree with a firehose
Just in case you want some side by side coverage for maximum entertainment while you shitpost here.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-hd-tv/pop-out
>>68472884
They get flight form but I don't think flying is enabled on Earth outside of flightmasters
>>68472823
He tased my friend once and I got a decent shot in on him, the police came and let us go and I think he got arrested
>>68472917
don't you dare compare yourself to our treelord
>>68472888
Tons, he used to have a hat on.
Dubs the branch breaks
>>68472862
We couldn't possibly comprehend what goes through the mind of a treeman.
>All those normies at the bottom yucking it up
Tree man weeps for Rome
>>68472888
This is the best I've got.
>>68472784
They should make a sandwich / beer / smoke / baby wipe zipline and send him steady supplies
>>68472862
>What do you think he's dreaming about, pol?
Its just shapes and colors.
>>68472097
Good night tree king
>>68472862
what are his demands? besides cigarettes
he should demand a helicopter and 10 million dollars in unmarked bills
>>68472025
>http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68472980
>homeless man in tree
>fucking space rockets
what a time to be alive
>>68472562
You forgot launch an apple at someone coming up to get him
>>68472606
Police are investigating all trees in the area, FBI is on scene.
>>68472993
>tfw you got rejected from flightmaster school
>:(
>>68472980
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-hd-tv/pop-out
Nice I forgot about the Atlas V launch tonight, thanks for reminding me
Someone should try flying something to him in a drone.
>>68472999
Maples are better. You can get food out of them
>select all images with trees
>>68472097
good night tree king
>>68472097
Good night tree king
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND!
Doubles and he and his followers take over every tree in the US
>>68473049
absolute madman
>post yfw the branch snaps, he screams, and then a loud crack followed by silence
>>68473113
meh, wasnt my original post
>>68473152
got a laser pointer?
Why won't the negotiator talk him down?
>>68473095
hes not a hobo because he is smart anon
>>68473152
Uh , you gonna get out and and start praising our king or what anon
oh shit i think they're playing a loop
he might've jumped
Which happening was the most important today?
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
>>68472606
you made me laugh
>>68473181
authentication foxtrot alpha golf
>>68472097
good night, tree king
>>68473049
What are those wires he's got?
HOLY FUCK HE'S STILL UP THERE
>>68473235
This would be great
>>68473152
Anon is on the scene! Do us proud!
>>68473152
Oh shit you're there? Yell something loud to see if we can hear it on the stream
>>68472606
TAKE TO THE TREES BROTHERS
LET THE TREES BRING YOU CLOSER TO KEK
PRAISE KEK
>>68473167
Why has noone done this yet?
>>68472734
Naw he'll take 1d6 hp per 10' fallen.
Has d8 hit dice though, might be able to survive depending on his level. Has full suite of Elemental sphere spells though granted by his nature god.
HE AWAKENS
>>68472862
>a mere mortal trying to comprehend the mind of a god
HE'S UP
>tfw I literally had to check if it was a guy I know
>captcha: choose all the trees
HE'S UP
How to I get sound brahs
treeking is awakened
THEY ARE PLAYING A LOOP
DID TREEMAN JUMP?
ARISE TREEKING
How will he go to the bathroom?
>>68473152
shout something
use a laser pointer
"Tree King looked down upon the ground dwellers and felt their pain. He wept for them and in his heart he loved them. Except for those who stole his backpack. He didn't care for them at all. Fuckin' assholes!" - Book of Tree 4:20
comfy TreeKing was once a comfy SofaKing
TREE KING IN LOW POWER STANDBY MODE
>>68473324
I fucking wish I was in Seattle, I would try to attach a pack of cigs and fly it up to him
treeking signals his followers with the bird of nature
TREE KING ONLY REQUIRES MINIMAL REST
AWAKEN MY TREE KING
>>68473480
he just goes
>the guy talking to the live streamer
IS THAT the /pol/ guy
>>68473504
who the fuck is it though?
where's this from
FUCK CHECK TREEKING
MAYDAY
Treeking weeps... He weeps in disdain for all the mortals below.
>>68473504
aw, is this all some sort of stupid "art" project?
>>68473480
The sky is his bathroom, Anon.
HE AWAKENS
>3 question essay due tomorrow
>only 1.5 questions done
>treeking needs my attention
fuck it dropping out of college
>capthca was select all trees
it's a sign
>>68473569
lol i immediatly thought it is too
LIGHT SHINING UPON TREE KING IN ALL HIS GLORY
>>68473504
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?
>>68473452
THEY CUT IT AFTER HE JUMPED AND LOOPED THIS
>>68473504
RARE TREEKING
R
A
R
E
think he climbed the tree because someone stole his sofa?
What if tree man is just the beginning?
I think of him as a Diogenes. A true model
>>68473618
no because he launched metal objects at police
>>68473142
corrrrr
>>68472266
ITS HAPPENING
>>68472186
Looks like a cedar of some sort. Since the needles look a little scaly. I'm thinking an Alaskan cedar since the branches lok a little droopy.
t. Forestry technology major
MY BROTHERS WE MUST TAKE TO THE TREES IN SOLIDARITY WITH OUR LORD
We need to grow tobacco for him underneath. Give him nicotine patches in mean time
>>68473480
You must have just came in. He literally pulled down his pants and shat. He doesn't give a fuck who it lands on, the absolute madman.
HE'S COLD
>he's cold
TREE MAN DOES NOT FEAR THE COLD
>>68473703
Treeogenes
>>68472097
good night tree king
who here's climbing a tree tomorrow?
who here's climbing a tree RIGHT FUCKING NOW?
who else /livewalkingdistancefromthis/?
What do?
>>68473618
no hes just a crazy homeless man who has arisen to his rightful throne
>>68472097
GOOD NIGHT TREE KING
why aren't the cops using psychological warfare? they should be blasting shitty music to keep him awake and irritated so he comes down
or at least bring out a chainsaw and murder a young sapling every 15 minutes until he surrenders
Damn that tree looks shaky
"Hate them not, for they know not the lofty heights in which we dwell," spoke the Treeking to the holiest of Trees. "They shine lights and steal possessions for they do not understand. Love them, so that they may." Book of Sequoia 5:23
>>68473789
Get him some smokes, obviously.
The tree is swaying
I fear for tree man
>>68473734
Somebody wrap up the tree so he stays warm
>>68473789
DRESS IN ROBES. SILENTLY WORSHIP.
>>68473504
SofaKing comphy
>>68473789
walk the distance to it, assist Phoenix jones
