Thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
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Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event:
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
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> 5AM gonna go sleep now, I hope some honorable OP will continue creating threads, Tree Man shall never be forgotten. Although I still don't fucking get why /pol/ out of all boards would like him
PRAISE THE TREE KING
RAISE THE TREE KINGP
AISE THE TREE KINGPR
ISE THE TREE KINGPRA
SE THE TREE KINGPRAI
E THE TREE KINGPRAIS
THE TREE KINGPRAISE
THE TREE KINGPRAISE
HE TREE KINGPRAISE T
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TREE KINGPRAISE THE
TREE KINGPRAISE THE
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EE KINGPRAISE THE TR
E KINGPRAISE THE TRE
KINGPRAISE THE TREE
KINGPRAISE THE TREE
INGPRAISE THE TREE K
NGPRAISE THE TREE KI
GPRAISE THE TREE KIN
PRAISE THE TREE KING
kill hippe nao
POO IN YEW
>>68463044
PRAISE
TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
webm of him shitting anybody?
All
at least hes doing something with his life
>>68462650
>>68462854
for you anons
[SHITTING INTENSIFIES]
>>68463044
Recap for newfags
>man climbs tree
>rips apart top of tree
>throws pinecones/branches and shit at people
>demands smokes
>gets smokes
>smokes
>hangs upside down
>makes a wizard staff
>makes a trapeze
>flips off cops and Komo helicopter
>heils hitler
>waves his staff at the mere mortals attempt to usurp his kingdom
>just shit in the tree a few minutes ago
xth for POOPS
>>68463325
wew lads
>>68463315
Kek
>>68463353
ALL HAIL THE TREE KING!
LORD OF GNOMES, SEEKER OF SMOKES!
>>68463368
Thank you
>>68463365
Truth.
ITS OVER BROS HE IS GO AWAY I AM COMING DOWN
He hasn't peed yet?
He's going to start masturbating soon.
This is Freedom.
>at the most he gets a few days with food and water
1) Has he really been shitting down the tree?
2) Did he ever get his smokes?
>DESIGNED SHITTING sTREEt
>>68463368
a few seconds before that im p sure you could see actual shit falling
>watching Pokemon The First Movie on one screen and the livestream on the other
Who /comfy/ here?
>>68463368
ITS HAPPENING
SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES IS GOING TO SAVE TREE MAN
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones?lang=en
>>68463538
please dear god let this happen
>>68463585
1. Refer to webm >>68463368
2. yes
>>68463585
he got smokes
>went out to buy beer and he's still up there
>>68463585
Yes
Yes
>>68463593
kek
>Dear diary,
>today i watched a man on top of a tree take a shit.
>the end
>>68463585
1) yes
2) yes
and he fapped briefly
SMOKES FOR THE TREE GOD
>>68463044
>Although I still don't fucking get why /pol/ out of all boards would like him
Alot of /pol/ is old /sp/, these threads were great back in the before the mod purge, eventb owls are best threads.
>>68463585
1. bombs away, anon
2. got smokes, smoked smokes, lost smokes, proceeded to hang upside down for shits n giggles
>>68463770
>new fallout DLC today
>was gonna build robits
>saw this on /pol/
>whole day is now gone
For those interested, it is now 8:25PM around here in washington
stretchy time
Godspeed, TreeMan.
PRAISE THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
RAISE THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
AISE THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
ISE THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
SE THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
E THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
THE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
HE FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
E FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
FREE SPIRIT TREE MAN
REE SPIRIT TREE MAN
EE SPIRIT TREE MAN
E SPIRIT TREE MAN
SPIRIT TREE MAN
PIRIT TREE MAN
IRIT TREE MAN
RIT TREE MAN
IT TREE MAN
T TREE MAN
TREE MAN
REE MAN
EE MAN
E MAN
MAN
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Now read the first letter of each sentence
>>68463517
no, reports of flashing his wiener though, but only from anons
>>68463482
>>68463599
>>68463613
>>68463690
Real talk? Unless he dies we'll forget him in a few months time. Something dramatic has to happen for his place in memedom to be secured
now he is cold and wet AND he has mudbutt
its raining
Fight the power Tree King! All hail Tree King!
>>68464140
It doesn't need to be a staying meme. It could just be one of those "Hey, remember that time ..." memes.
DO IT
is he pissing? Predictions on his end game now lads?
>>68464076
How does he take a shit without peeing also
[STANDING INTENSIFIES]
>>68463365
That's real talk my Caucasian compatriot
poor treeman.
itchy asshole
>>68464140
have we ever created a meme in real time as it unfolded before us though? Being the first at something is definitely enough to secure his place in the meme history books
>>68464352
went in for a sniff right afterwards.
>>68464352
this
cleaning his ass with his fingers, this is getting 2gross4me
Uses pine bark to wipe
oh fuck did he just slip a little?
What would Tree King's Stand would be?
>>68464040
Back 2 reddit
>>68464313
hippy powers
>>68464389
well we memed trump into having a legitimate chance at the election.
why does he wear the mask
Is getting tranquilized part of your plan?
SHIT BE CAREFUL TREEKING
Is it more likely he jumps/falls on purpose or slips?
treebrah has gotta be getting sleepy
>>68464437
The pine is actually for that fresh outdoors scent
we must summon kek for high winds
>yfw he finally ends up jumping and they cut the stream right as he jumps
CRANE FUCK OFF
I did my best recreating treeman. I shall climb every tree in the lands to reach the heavens.
Those branches are getting slippery.
Did he tie his arm and legs to the branch so he can sleep standing up?
>>68464396
HE KEEPS DOING IT
A FUCKING CRANE?
SKYHOOK INBOUND
They got a fucking CRANE?
ladderbro returns
CRANE
WELCOME CRANE
>>68464605
It's [CURRENT YEAR], there will be cell phone video of it available in minutes
OH SHIT CRANE
OH SHIT A CRANE
>>68464629
What game?
he looks like the guy from prototype
>>68464685
>>68464709
>>68464746
>>68464774
>>68464644
>>68464669
>>68464650
>>68464610
It usually takes a crane to get treemen out
TREE KING
TREE KING
DO NOT RESPOND
I knew it'd take a crane to get him out.
>>68464783
witcher
>>68464389
'Get Off It' circa 2012
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=9ba_1348861909
>>68463044
that sounds like the tron soundtrack kek
>we're too incompetent to use a ladder so now we'll use a crane
>won't that be expensive?
>pfft we'll just get the homeless man to pay for it
TRIPS = he jumps and lands head first.
"He works for the equipment"
"The Yellow CRANE"
DON'T FALL TREE KING
>>68464942
rollan, I don't want him to die though.
how high is the tree
doubles and tree man ascends into godhood.
What the fuck is he doing? Lying down?
>>68464942
Unfortunately this is the only way I see the Tree King becoming a meme
PRY THIS TREE FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
>>68465099
checked
>>68465087
about 80 feet
>>68465099
>martyrdom incoming
GET YOUR WEBMS READY BOYS
TREEMAN IS TAKING A DIVE
>>68465099
god confirmed.
good night tree man, sleep tight, don't let the tree bugs bite
They're constructing a Japanese roller coaster next to the tree, he's become a top tourist attraction and must be exploited economically.
Have you heard the good word, anons?
>not covering the crane in camo and shrubbery
pleb tier recovery operation.
>>68464389
He goin to sleep
SLEEP TIGHT TREE KING
>TFW breaks the branch
>>68464942
The tree king will never die, we will see more like him in the future, civilizations will spawn out of the treetops of America
If he falls it's going to be like plinko
>>68465099
All hail the tree GOD
>>68465224
>miguel
dubs branch breaks
repeating digits = he jumps and lands on a cop killing both of them
>>68465355
DELETE THIS
>You're a firefighter and you have to go rescue a smelly guy with poop on his hands
>>68465355
did not specify which branch
>>68465355
singles and it doesnt
Either he's reached maximum comfort or he's snap that branch and fall.
HE JUMPED
They cut the stream
>>68465349
>>68465355
>>68465355
treeking is invulnerable to meme magic
>>68465355
Here we go
Why doesn't he make a tree house like the primitive technology man on youtube
>>68465355
checked again
happening
>>68465349
good times
>man climbs tree and clamors for smokes
>city wants him gone and gets equipment to get him down
>he doesnt want down
>keeps trying anyway
>he can climb down any time he wants but they dont stop trying to "rescue" him
based cameraman letting us know what's up
HOST IS CHANGING BATTERY
>>68465349
>>68465224
>>68464912
fuck I forgot about these.
>>68463044
Im literally just now reading about this.
What the hell is going on?
...that branch is steadily bending
CAMERA GONE BLACK
GET OFF IT CONFIRMED
What is Treeman's primary defense mechanism? How does he protect himself from predation?
BATTERIES
are they going to use that crane!? i saw it move
>>68465650
shit strikes
A MERE MAN TRANSCENDED TO GODHOOD IN 7 HOURS
BASED TREE GOD
>>68465650
he made a club
>>68465595
man in tree
smokes
>>68465650
His wizard stick obviously
CRANE ON THE MOVE!
CRANE INBOUND
>>68465650
He has a staff and a knife.
Guys what's the checker thingy
>>68465650
His Druidic Staff of Wizarding Treefury
>>68465598
and the spot light is on him.
we're getting close to the end of this boys.
>>68465650
apples, branches, turds
sleep tight, treeman.
>>68465767
his armor
Sleep tight Treeman
>>68465355
MODS! BAN THIS FILTHY BRIT!
He's sleeping the sleep that we will never know.
>above the chaos
>a slight breeze
>smokes obtained
>>68465767
That's the king.
>>68465765
Good night tree king
>>68465767
active camo
>>68465767
Orks in trees
its fucking mesmerizing watching this guy just sway in the wind
Did he died?
what do you notice about this pic
>>68465765
Hey, good night tree king. For what it's worth, you've brought a brief glimmer of magic to a grey world. Keep on keeping on.
What is tree kings day job?
YUUUUUUUUUP
>>68465099
What happened to the Japanese roller coaster?
>>68465765
>>68465767
better version
>>68465765
good night tree king
>>68466005
Oy vey.
/pol/ was right again.
If all it takes to get a pack of smokes is climb a tree and not come down we're gonna have air abo's here in no time.
>>68466012
Throwing apples at pigs
>>68465727
This man clearly needs the help of a Crane with a particular set of skills.
>>68466005
6 sided stars
>>68465765
>>68466046
Yeah I made it before the spotlight.
Good night tree king....
>>68466005
DER JUDEN
>>68465877
Checked
I'm gonna have to leave in a little bit, one of you fuckers better webm/youtube the climatic ending if shit goes down.
>>68466005
>/pol/ was right again
>>68466012
Being homeless I think
some one make him a tinder profile
>>68466012
culling weak branches with bombardment feces
>>68463664
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
PHOENIX JONES KNOWS THIS MAN
>>68465765
good night tree king
what's he doing?
>>68466005
da j00s
>>68466123
GET IT CUZ SEATTLE AND CRANE
>>68466159
no worries
>>68466012
Someone who was interviewed said they'd seen him around town as he was a homeless man
so if he actually fell asleep there is a good chance he might roll over and fall :(
>>68466046
Almost looks like he made a hammock out of it, good on him. Anyone know how tall the tree is?
Who /heemsleepy/ here? Check in
The Tree will not take kindly to having it's Branches cut off.
>>68466251
based PJ is there to save the day
>>68466377
about 80 feet tall
>>68466377
80ft
>>68466251
please be real
Official TreeMan theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fI6Y9Gsdw
>>68466362
yeah, or the emergency people go after him thinking he's asleep and all hell breaks loose
>>68465765
good night tree king, you have achieved maximum /comfy/ levels on the HAPPENING scale.
A live stream of a man sleeping in a tree in the middle of a city.
>>68466377
thats his coat, hes just laying on a branch
anyone know what buling they're at
>>68466384
Mark /HEEMS FOR JESUS/ Hunt is MY BOY
>>68466257
sleeping i assume or trying to.
are they going to just keep a spotlight on him all night?
I've never witnessed this level of comfort
[SLEEP INTENSIFIES]
No way tree king is sleeping
>>68466471
Phoenix Jones ain't no joke nigga
>>68466384
>>68466362
depends on how he is situated up there. I doubt he would have laid down and gone to sleep if he didn't construct a stable "bed" out of all those fucking branches he grabbed.
>>68466480
I fully expect him to wake up swinging if someone tries to touch him.
>>68466251
IT'S REAL
>>68466362
This man is a high level druid. He
Dat crane again lol
those public servants must be pissed as fuck.
>>68466666
Dubs he rolls in his sleep
i hope someone is recording this, he might fall
>>68466471
Of course its real. This is literally gonna end with a irl superhero thing bringing beer and smokes to a homeless guy that just took a shit on live tv stresm 80' up a tree in downtown seattle.
We need a timelapse of him sleeping with the crane wagling back and forth.
>>68466451
>>68466461
Holy fuck that's tall wew lad
>>68466251
TREEKING TREEKING
DO NOT AWNSER.
CIGGY AND A BEER INBOUND.
>>68466666
CONFIRMED
Found google street view of 4th and stewart guys
>>68466871
if i know how i would.
>>68466849
USA USA USA
>>68466666
P R A I S E
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>>68466666
>>68466666
>>68466666
Is this real life?
oh shit it's getting windy
>>68466574
GET THE FUCKIN HOSE ON HIM
Sleep is over.
power nap is over
HE'S UP
>>68466666
checked, phoenix jones confirmed the realest nigga
HE HAS WOKEN FROM DEEP SLEEP
>>68466666
>There are people ITT not aware of based Phoenix
What kind of world is this.
Good night tree king
DID HE ALMOST FALL
Shingle he's back
>Rolling in your sleep
Do Americans really do this?
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68466666
shit
>wakes up
>still high
it is good to be the king
We'll not see comfort levels like this again, lads
NINE HOURS
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I've never been so /comfy/ while watching some be so comfy.
