Thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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>>68451963
ALL HAIL THE TREE KING!!!
>>68456656
nth for SPECTACAL
The Tree King is not a spectacle
>He is not a spectacle signs
Fuck those people
>>68456656
first for treeman come home ;_;
>mohawk faggot
ALL HAIL THE TREE KING
>>68456656
>ALL HAIL THE TREE KING
>>68456656
first for tree man is savior
He has always been here.
>>68456656
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
Background info for those joining us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>spectical
>pizzabox activism
ALL HAIL THE TREE KING!
anyone have a stream with audio
>He is not a spectacle
>Stands there and spectates
>>68456656
My parents are going to Seattle this weekend, I'm trying to talk them out of going in case this escalates.
Thread theme?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLUHk9UFjqQ
which one of you is this?
Did that one Seattle anon finally make it there and meme!?!
ALL
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
ITS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT BOYS
ALL HAIL THE TREE KING!
>>68456895
as far as I know the komo stream is the best available.
>And it does have audio, my ears are being raped by the sound of a big truck engine as we speak
what is Tree Man's stance on immigration?
>>68456908
There are only like 5 trees left in downtown Seattle, they should be safe even if the occupation spreads.
>>68456883
whyd you take a pic with his face in it, its just what this faggot wants
Anyone have scanner Information
You guys think tree man is redpilled?
He seems like a Bernout to me tbqh
>>68456908
Talk them out of it just because Seattle is shit.
Nothing but hipsters and homeless and leftist cucks.
Also, tell them to enjoy the traffic. Good luck going faster than 5 mph on I-5, depending on the time.
T-1000 TERMINATOR ON SCENE
TREE KING IS JOHN CONNOR!
He tried to warn us!
>>68457008
HAIL
>>68456960
All HAIL The TREE KING!!!
>>68457071
Noninterventionist as it appears, and closed borders.
IN THE PINES IN THE PINES WHERE THE SUN DON'T EVEN SHINE
>>68457138
top kek
>>68457138
Pizza box man is Skynet
>>68456656
Praise the tree king
CAN'T FINE THE PINE
http://imgur.com/a/IYc8T
WALLPAPERS
>>68457197
Make me you shitsucking fuckface.
fuck camera guy get your shit together
>for many hours
>he has the powers
>climb very tall tree
>lean over the brink
>don't poop or pee
>don't eat or drink
>you cant do it, but he can
>he is tree man
>you cant do it, but he can
>he is tree man
>tree man
>the police officer is fat
>>68457197
>within a minute
Calm down, faggot.
Siting in a tree is not illegal so why are the cops watching over him?
>>68457318
I won't
He will jump and die for our sins.
leave Gnome alone
>>68457318
Fuck you
>>68457394
And you
>>68457415
You're not me, fuck you
>Isis shows up and blows the tree, because wizard stole all their attention.
Inb4 it'll happen
Wasn't that Seattle anon one of the OPs in these various threads?
Did I live to see a day where OP actually delivered?
this makes me kind of sad desu
Tree King will make America great again
Also what do you guys think will happen to Tree King if he manages to come down? Jail?
What the fuck is a tree man?
we got sirens now
>>68457401
Tree is probably taken care of by the city and is not public property technically.
rude siren
>>68457648
most likely
[SIRENS INTENSIFY]
>>68457522
get lost nigger
you are so mad
you don't even believe in treeman
>>68457624
We all know how this is going to end
>>68457648
Short jail time or probation.
>>68457624
me too. I think everyone has had one of those days where you are driving to work and you just want to keep going and not stop. Then before you know it you are in over your head.
This guys homeless and stuff but I bet he has similar things to deal with
why the sirens? is he going nuclear?
>>68457020
i fucking love these
>>68457648
Probably not, they don't like to positively reinforce bad behavior by the homeless.
I'M NUCLEAR
>>68457648
could probably easily get into a mental health institution for a while, and hopefully get out before too long
>>68457885
CHIN UP TREVOR!
treeman is tuckered out who's up next for tree duty
>>68457885
CHIN UP TREVOR!
>tree man is still going
holy shit, I was not expecting this
>>68457885
Chin up trev trev
>>68457806
He's done quite a bit of damage to a living city landmark.
Its the goddamned Christmas tree and just look at it up there. All stripped and hobo shit everywhere.
I hope they shoot him
Alright FD get the floods oh him, it's getting darker.
>>68457885
CHIN UP TREVOR!
>>68456938
Keked hard
>treeman brings about human instrumentality
Can someone give me a recap of what the fuck is going on?
>>68458089
leave now
>>68457602
this
>airport bombing in brussel
>oh how horrible
>6 hours later
>Hey theres a guy sitting in a really tall tree
>Go get em, tree man!
must be infuriating for a terrorist group that people looking at news have ADHD
>>68458264
>Gnome climbs a tree
>Throws shit and cuts off limbs
>>68458264
The king of /pol/ climbed a tree
>>68458089
don't cut yourself on that edge, broski
>>68458264
guy climbs up tree
guy demands smokes
guy won't come down
it's getting dark out, lets hope something saucy happens
>>68458264
There is a man in a tree.
What laws has this guy broken?
>>68457648
"the man may face a civil penalty or criminal action for damaging a city-owned tree, according to Seattle City Attorney spokeswoman"
>>68458517
vandalism
that's about it
>>68458089
>the macy's christmas tree
fixed that for you
>>68458517
In America? About 5 right after he woke up.
they best have some nasty spotlights. getting dark
How bad do you think he has to pee?
>>68458580
But that means he could have just climbed it and would have been okay if he didn't start cutting pieces off, right?
all he wants is someone to treet him with respect
>>68458517
my guess is they'll try to charge him with vandalism, public disturbance, thinking public intoxication, drug use, and police assault, public endangerment and maybe arson
>>68458517
Public disturbance, tree is probably city property or private (trespassing). A multitude of misdemeanor shit. More so because he probably babbling crazy shit or obviously on something and they think he will splat himself.
>>68458273
i wont
>>68458758
>treet
>all around me are familiar faces
>>68458264
>man climbs tree
>rips apart top of tree
>throws pinecones/branches and shit at people
>demands smokes
>gets smokes
>smokes
>hangs upside down
>makes a wizard staff
>makes a trapeze
>flips off cops and Komo helicopter
>heils hitler
>waves his staff at the mere mortals attempt to usurp his kingdom
>>68458264
man in a tree
nothing more to know
The guy has been up there for hours now. Why don't they just go get a net and put it around the area and have firemen go and get him? I don't know what protocol is for shit like this but just idling vehicles and having a helicopter in the air for hours is probably the most retarded thing you could do.
His ass has to be so sore from sitting on those branches.
>>68456862
I guess you really can't STUMP the trump
Now that it's dark he kind of looks like Charles Manson
WE NIGHT CAM NOW
>>68458977
Hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on a man in a tree
>>68458977
>protocol is for shit like this
I doubt they have one
What wisdom is this nature druid trying to share with us?
>>68458715
he was throwing apples at people
and there might be some tie-in with how he's endangering himself so it might be considered suicidal (it's illegal to commit suicide). and maybe wasting public resources, like how it's illegal to call in fake shit to waste cops' time
he'll probably be put on some sort of psychiatric hold
good guy treeman
Working in four hours, not been to sleep yet.
If treeman doesn't sleep, I won't sleep.
#JeSuisTreeMan
#IClimbWithTreeMan
>>68458517
he flashed his dick earlier, I think that's public indecency
>>68459130
An apple. At one person
>>68459018
Fuck off carlos.
>>68459018
Fuck you Carlos, go back to the other side of the wall.
>>68458580
don't forget that he assaulted the cops we deadly weapons too. refusal to obey lawful orders. disturbing the peace. violated some eco law. broke some lumber regulation. vagrancy. unlawful weapons manufacturing. illegal camping.
This is possibly the first ever live meme boys. Memes used to take awhile to be discovered and spread. Carl the cuck was a rapid meme that took hold quick. Treeman is truly the evolution.
I hoping for floodlights.
I wood come down if I were him
Gonna hop in my hot tub and put treeman on the flat screen.
Next level comfy.
delivery from the other thread
bash treeman. you bash that tree.
>>68459218
He's been shitting up there
>>68458992
>thinking about men's arses
>>68456999
>>68456999
>>68456999
>>68456999
>>68456999
HOLY FUCK EHRLEWKJLSFGKFLDJGLF
praise kek
HE'S HACKING INTO THE BRANCHES WITH HIS STAFF OF MANA
So he's in Seattle right? Cops don't know what to do? Give me 5 minutes.
>>68459244
I bet he's pine-ing for a drink.
Do they have spotlights on him or is that a camera setting? I can't tell.
>>68459244
He will if everybody leaves.
>>68458977
It's just one FD tiller, 3 cop cars and a ambulance. How else do you think tiller runs the hydraulic pump for the ladder?
>Why don't they just go get a net and put it around the area and have firemen go and get him?
Are you 12?
>>68459232
SPD has savage shit. They learned after WTO.
>>68459364
>implying the cops will let you get anywhere close to the base of the tree
>>68459394
Looks like a camera setting to me
who is he communicating with?
A FUCKING TREE
>>68459440
Ok let's sit here for 10 more hours. You're right.
>>68459244
It appears even the police are stumped on how to get him down.
I can't wait for the video tomorrow from someone with a good shot on a higher floor in one of the nearby buildings
what did he mean by this?
dude is basically diogenes
>>68459532
Firemen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
Thread theme, replace oceanman with treeman
>>68459561
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're correct.
>>68459532
probably the guys on the ladder trying to talk him down.
>we need the heli-cam back so we can see them again
dude just yelled I AM GROOT like a hundred times
>>68459367
I don't think the officers wood give him any
>>68459611
Someone should order a Pizza for the man in the tree
>>68459639
Maple
When you think about it we're all treeman in our own way.
anyone got a full headshot of the terminator cop?>>68457138
>>68459532
wind wisperer
asking for calm winds
>>68459696
We already sent pizzas
We need someone in Seattle to drop off supplies via drone.
>>68459543
Yeah, how do you know he isn't suicidal and threatening to jump if anyone comes near him?
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6NhY5ZjTk
>>68459802
attach a pizza and a MAGA hat to a drone and deliver the goods
>tfw living in a meme city
It feels good actually: Seattle is a beautiful city, full of friendly and smart people, fantastic standard of living, a great university, big high-tech companies, and good food. You /pol/acks are just jealous.
>>68459696
Apparently /b/ did earlier. Cops were munching pizza, I know that much.
>>68459800
shoulda added ex-lax
>>68459802
I'm sort of surprised someone hasn't sent up a drone with a streaming cam to get treeman's story
WE MUST FEED THE MAN IN THE TREE GUYS
>>68459922
no
i live near seattle, no
Whelp, time for bed. Sleep tight crazy treeman!
>>68459922
>he's never heard of the Green River Killer
>Image IS now
>Dancing and singing after another succesful terrorist attack
>They check the internet for rage and tears of infidels
>Everyone already forgot about them
>Hottest topic right now is a guy on the tree
>>68460073
well fuck you
>>68459982
can we make this a thing? are we able to communicate with the people in that area to get ahold of someone with a drone?
>>68459922
Nigger what Seattle are you living in. I always think I'm gonna get stabbed whenever I go there.
>>68460118
Feels good.
>>68460118
lel
eat shit terrorist faggots
>>68459685
You think he's from Oakland?
>>68460118
they must be fucking pissed.
>>68460118
You made me laugh.
Well done, sir.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
Feel the wind burn through my skin
The pain, the air is killing me
For years my limbs stretched to the sky
A nest for birds to sit and sing
But now my branches suffer
And my leaves don't bear the glow
They did so long ago
One day I was full of life
My sap was rich and I was strong
From seed to tree I grew so tall
Through wind and rain I could not fall
But now my branches suffer
and my leaves don't offer
Poetry to men of song
Trees like me weren't meant to live
If all this world can give
Pollution and slow death
Oh Lord I lay me down
No life's left to be found
There's nothing left for me
Trees like me weren't meant to live
If all this earth can give
Is pollution
Trees like me weren't meant to live
(Oh Lord I lay me down)
If all this earth can give
(My branches to the ground)
Is pollution and slow death
(There's nothing left for me)
Oh Lord I lay me down
My branches to the ground
There's nothing left for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fANTtBJoXcA
>>68459922
It's infested with wealthy californians now. The city as been slowly transforming into san fransisco
>>68460009
May valley here, seattle is shit!
The lack of context is what keeps this interesting. What is this guys deal?
Is he protesting for the environment? or against modern society?
Is he high on acid or shrooms and tweeking out?
Is he just mentally ill?
Is he suicidal and planning to jump?
Is he just really into LARPing as a druid?
Why the fuck is this absolute madman is the tree???
guys Brussels isnt even trending anymore. im going to bed this is to fucking much,
PHAT BASS OUT OF NOWHERE
To those mentioning spotlights, they can't use spotlights because they risk blinding him with the light thus causing him to potentially fall to his death.
At best we'll get a night vision camera.
>>68460198
>stabbed
No. you'll just run into a horde of beggars/scammers if you walk anywhere.
>>68460379
he's obviously pro-life
>>68460118
ISIS sucks balls.
Half of them went back to London to cry to their mommas.
The half need babysitters to navigate a Belgian airport.
Treeman would fuck their boipussy with a stick.
>>68460379
he just wanted some smokes
>>68460379
No one knows. That's why everyone cares.
>>68460362
to be fair there are a lot of midwesterners, too. And chinese. It's becoming a pretty big city, actually, not just califaggot refugees anymore.
>>68459982
All drones must be registered and the city is restricted air space. You need a permit or you can be fined crazy money and they take your drone. You also can't register one in the future.
>>68460379
my guess is a schizophrenic who literally doesn't know whats going on and thinks people are after him
or some other form of retardation
A B S O L U T E L Y
C O M F Y
>>68460690
Well shit
>black market drones when?
Lads, what was that poem that one lad made?
'man in the tree, his spirit is free'
something like that?
>>68460379
The tree dropped a twig on his head once
he really likes giving the camera the finger
>>68457885
CHIN UP TREV!
>Treeman getting comfy
>cops getting comfy
>/pol/ is comfy
we comfy now
Feel the tree branch in your hand...
Swing it around while you can,
TREEMAN!
He's waving to his fans now.
Here is my first OC i have ever made guys
>>68460865
It's easy to get them, but the fine for not registering is a lot of zeros. I don't remember exactly.
This is federal law, not specific to Seattle
>>68461061
THIS WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG
TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF COMFINESS
I went right by this on 3rd on my way home from work. Lots of cops and fire trucks and ambos, some folks watching, but pretty boring. I hope he falls and dies for messing with our Christmas tree.
I wonder how big the poll is among the cops and firefighters for when he comes down. Somebody going home with a pile of cash tonight.
boring already
i want my day back
why don't they drone in some bees
>>68460379
20:1 protesting for the environment
6:1 protesting modern society
3:1 high on acid or shrooms
4:1 just mentally ill
5:1 suicidal and planning to jump
10:1 really into LARPing as a druid
1:1 ALL HAIL THE TREE KING
>>68461004
it's gonna suck if he dies
>>68461061
>man climbs tree
>becomes comfy
>all witness the man in tree
>all become comfy
>the world ends
>no one cares
>>68461154
Make that "pool." Not poll.
>>68461277
He's gonna die
>>68461061
Anyone in Seattle have a bow?
he just wants to be left alone
>>68461146
it rained pretty hard earlier. he's probably cold and wet.
god damn tree man still going strong
>>68461277
>>68461336
>>68461277
hopefully he wont fall.
im recording just incase, but i figure they've got a 15 or so second cutoff
CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKS START USING A LAZER POINTER????
>>68461121
I'm not some leet hacker or anything, but it seems like it would be relatively easy to slap a streaming live cam to a drone using only throw-away accounts for whatever streaming site to avoid being tracked down.
MY GOD HES STILL UP THERE
>>68461211
I pretty much agree with this. I would change mentally ill to 2:1 and protesting the environment with like 100:1
I heard him say "leave me alone" like 20 times so that doesn't sound like someone trying to raise awarness. Same for protesting society.
>>68461495
Someone go give him a blanket
>>68461663
drones are loud as fuck. unless the camera was suspended from a long cable beneath the drone all you'd hear is BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>68461663
WE NEED A BASED DRONE TO TAKE HIM SOME BEER!
It's pretty goddamn crazy we can land a rocket on a space station orbiting the earth but we can't fish one filthy degenerate out of a tree.
>>68461527
>wishing harm upon treeman
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>68461663
bro, do you realize how expensive drones are?
....not really an expendable item
That fucking helo better have FLIR if they even send it back.
>>68461527
>lazer
fuck off yank
no bully tree man
>>68461663
But once they notice the drone they'll just follow it back to you. These things aren't cheap.
If you had one you didn't give a shit about though, sure. Just stream and ditch it
>>68461663
the drones themselves are registered. probably has tracking procedures
>>68461833
>>68461844
>>68461886
this
ITS HAPPENING
PHOENIX JONES TO THE RESCUE
treeman will need a hammock or something before too long
>>68461867
>filthy degenerate
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TREE KING
HES TAKING A SHIT
