Thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
2nd.
>>68451963
mfw there's already an aesthetic.
whoo /sp/ here lol
>>68451963
First for #TreeLivesMatter
nice theme
>>68451963
Treeman is an inspiration to us all, don't quit now buddy!
3rd for stone age tool making
>>68451963
shouldn't they be using their resources for killing black people, this is a waste
>>68451963
So many threads. 2016 year of meme overload
>>68452295
>don't tread on tree
Will they press charges?
>>68452293
thanks f am
>>68451963
How much acid did this guy take and where can I get the shit he is taking.
He's eventually gonna get tired and come down. But for now, he's just sleepless in Seattle.
>>68451963
>>68452258
>>68452262
>>68452289
>>68452293
>>68452294
>>68452295
>>68452301
>>68451963
post treeman memes
HE'S WIELDING A STAFF! TELLAH CONFIRMED
wtf is tree man doing now ?
I'm glad they are using up fuel to film him from farther away than the ground crew which would be able to hear what he is saying.
get /out/ involved when he starts using all the cut limbs to build a lean-to shelter, and lives up there permanently
>>68452465
DUUUUUUDE WEEEEED
I was only 9 years old
I loved Tree Man so much, I had all the livestreams and threads
I pray to Tree Man every post on 4chan, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Tree Man is love" I say; "Tree Man is life"
The police hear me and calls me a hippie
I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Tree Man
I called him a Nazi
They slap cuffs on me and sends me to go to jail
I'm crying now, and my wrists hurt
I lay in the cell and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Tree Man
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my tree."
He grabs me with his powerful lumberjack hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Tree Man
He lights me up a joint and smokes me up
I'm high so much but I do it for Tree Man
I can feel my mind tearing as my eyes start to water
I cough against his force
I want to please Tree Man
He throws a mighty apple as he fills my street with firemen
The police walk in
Tree Man looks them straight in the eyes and says "Fbrrlg habjubrrwql"
Tree Man leaves through my window
Tree Man is love. Tree Man is life.
using nature magic, his staff is beckoning the birds to carry him away.
>>68452531
nesting.
hes shaving
is this related to the attacks in brussels
What if he's waiting for Lord Kek prophecy to materialize meme magic?
>>68452412
"Trump will eventually get stumped, guys"
new ladder arrived
Not my OC, was posted in the last thread.
>captcha was select all images with trees
Can someone please explain to me what's going on?
>>68452678
Tree wizard is summoning the ents to rise against ISIS
OH SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING
>>68452678
It's more important
BREAKING NEWS TREE MAN IS UNDER ATTACK
The ladder's back boys, will he negotiate for more smokes?
OH SHIT NIGGER HES CONTEMPLATING ON JUMPING
Can we get some old grunge rockers to talk him down? I'm sure he'd listen to them.
>>68452680
WHAT IF
HE IS A MATERIALIZATION OF LORD KEK
>Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man
TREEFROG
Its looks like they are positioning the tiller underneath the tree again.
>>68452569
DUUUUDE WEEEEED
>>68452746
there is a man in a tree
>>68452596
It's beautiful, anon.
PRAISE TREE MAN
HOLY FUCK HE SLIPPED
>>68452746
Americans were once nimble enough to climb trees. This man is bringing back a lost art to scare onlookers.
seattle kinda looks european
HE'S FLIPPING OUT
JESUS
MAN IN TREE WHAT IS ON YOU MIND
>>68452604
>tfw treeman graces his nest with four treeman eggs and stays with them until they hatch in the summer
>>68452915
I got that. But why?
HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST HEIL HITLER
HEIL HITLER
GET IN HERE BROS ITS HAPPENING
d...did he just do what I think he did?
He keeps checking his watch. What is he waiting for?
>>68453086
>>68453090
I MISSED IT
FUCK I NEED MORE THAN TWO MONITORS
>>68453039
what are you trying to say?
>>68452848
>California's frogs will make crusade through US to the tree man.
Praise KEK
>>68453083
what do you mean?
>>68451963
This is a disaster, it's like 9/11 all over again
>>68453090
>>68453086
ONE OF US!
>>68453018
>>68452746
Theres a gnome in a tree, he wanted smokes and he got them
The Lone Treemanner
Why are the kikes trying to stop tree man's ascent to the astral plane, why does he know that we don't?
treeman confirmed for /pol/
made another
>>68453086
>>68453090
>>68453203
>it's like 9/11 all over again
that might be an exaggeration.
now he's just kicking the branches
OH SHIT HES GONNA DO IT
>>68453308
Beard is too small
>>68453161
Hobos don't generally have watches.
>>68453336
genius
SNIPERS IN THE WINDOW
All these good ass edits man!
>>68453408
I know, but it's the biggest one they have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmc1O-i8J6s
thread theme
to be fair, hes really fucking that tree up. Just look at the damage hes done
Even if treeman dies, his legend will continue to live on in our hearts and minds.
>>68453336
You beautiful cunt
>>68453336
Holy fuck 2 comfy
>>68453336
nicely done tbqh
>>68453202
Why is he up there and why do we care?
that tree is so fucked
>>68453582
Brussels was boring.
>>68453518
the tree had it coming
>>68453496
Wow raycist.
tensions between tree and treeman are running high, the possibility of a falling out in this relationship is real
>>68453582
The murders. See last thread for details
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfVCM2tNADA
real thread theme
>>68451963
this song needs more nature sounds.
my new wallpaper
>>68453519
He probably doesn't even realize how famous this is going to make him.
>>68451963
Fucking heil, this is more than any of my channels ever got in total, thanks niggas
this tree is 80 feet tall, remember when you were little and you climbed tall trees and then you looked down and realized that climbing down is scarier than climbing up so you felt like crying and calling for your mom, but you didn't want to get in trouble so you sat in the tree for a long time until you finally got the courage to climb down and you slept really well that night?
>>68453707
>a falling out
lel
perhaps its a girl tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imGw5QaWSuk
Someone needs to get to a roof and start streaming, this helo's gonna need to fuel up eventually
>>68453518
As long as he doesn't cut the very top of the tree it will live . worked in the forestry
>>68453582
he signifies the freedom we hold dear
>>68453620
Its the city christmas tree too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmB9LsIozSQ
>>68453713
What thread?
What murders?!
>>68453854
It's already had to refuel once, komo has a ground crew there
treeman has a watch confirmed
What a waste of resources. Either cut the tree down or leave him alone and let him come down on his own
>>68453891
forgot pic
THROWING INTENSIFIES
>>68453916
nah, no it's not. That one's on the other side of Macy's, this one's on stewart, not pine. I thought that at first too
>>68453998
he is just dabbing
>>68453924
You don't know?
>>68453891
Nigga stop memeing and tell me what this shit is so I can meme
>>68453924
nothing happened.. he wanted smokes, climbed the tree and threw apples at people till they got him smokes.
the rescue (for him) has been going on long enough the chopper had to be fueled again
>>68453796
>>68454036
He's getting ready to cast Fireball, watch out!!!
can't believe how much pollution the helicopter has pumped out to watch a guy in a tree, sounds like really bad amateur standup
also imo this is a false flag operation in hopes to cover up and distract the masses from brussels happening
What if he's traveled back/forward in time and is just trying to understand the world around him?
HES TRYING TO SAVE US
LET HIM DOWN
LET HIM DOWN
LET HIM DOWN
he havin a wank?
WE HAVE FIRE!
THE FIRE RISES
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
he's going to burn down the very tree he's sitting in
>>68454076
Oh, nevermind then. I thought for sure it was the one on pine.
oh shit is he going to set himself on fire
FIRE
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN WANTS TO SEE THE WORLD BURN
Do we have a lighter??!
Oh shit!!!
LADDER BROS ARE ON THE WAY.
This has gone on long enough, the safety of the public is at risk. How long are the authorities going to allow this mad tree destroyer to run rampant. It's only a matter of time before some innocent bystander is injured or killed.
>>68454222
He's a drugged up hobo that's been in a tree in downtown Seattle all day.
Is he trying to light the tree on fire?
he tries to burn the tree now...
>>68453582
A nature wizard is making his final stand.
HE'S STARTING A FIRE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
ITS HAPPENING
BURN IT DOWN!!!
BURN IT DOWN!!!
BURN IT DOWN!!!
LADDER UP
>>68454222
>>68454224
LADDER ALERT LADDER ALERT
BLAZE IT FAGGOT
INCOMING FIREMAN BOSS.
THE MADMAN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LATTER INCOMING
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
>tfw my city is a meme
Urban Lumberjack
>>68454275
Or maybe it's one lone man knowing that the media would be full of terrorist stories because of the Brussels attacks so he took it upon himself to save the masses from the daily brainwashing and give them something to really look at.
He's not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
It's ogre, police have had enough of his shit. He's all Bark, no bite
When treymin is kill?
This man will fucking die tonight
Need to fap but I really don't wanna miss anything
HaHaHa LongBoy Ladder
>>68453800
It was shit mate, I wont be listening again
>leaves
>come back
HE'S STILL IN THE FUCKING TREE
he's getting agitated
did anyone happen to grab a screenshot of him heiling Hitler?
I was too shocked to grab a shot of it
>>68454492
Your city has always been a meme.
what if he kills a ladder bro ;_;
>>68454542
fap to treymin martin
>>68454305
>What if he's traveled back/forward in time and is just trying to understand the world around him?
This does sound logical, but why would he climb a tree?
>>68454542
Fap to the tree man. Problem solved
throwing shit at the ladder kek
>>68454590
HE HAS MADE A WIZARD STAFF, GOT HIS SMOKES, AND SET THE TREE ABLAZE
HE IS THE MAN WE NEED
HE IS THROWING SHIT AT THE FIREMEN
Someone put him out of his misery already.
>>68454632
wait, he had a hat? what happened to it?
>>68454360
lets go down there and
HOLY SHIT SEAGULL
anyways
OH SHIT ANOTHER
lets go down there and hold up #treelivesmatter signs, all seattle /pol/lacks
Any anon in Seattle have an drone they wanna fly up to treeman with some smokes and MAGA hat?
>>68454645
to get to higher ground
oh that's right he still has that wooden crowbar
The wizard staff comes out again!
>I thought he might've dropped it
>>68454723
The madman hung upside down at one point. I assume it fell off then.
>>68454723
I think he dropped in when he went upside down.
>>68454723
It probably fell off when he was hanging upside down.
>>68453124
who's really in the tree
HE IS GRASPING ON TO HIS AX SHIT MIGHT GO DOWN BROS
Hes trying to knock down the ladder by throwing sticks at it, the madman!
>>68454645
>why does he climb the tree
lel did anyone notice that it is the top trending now? It's now higher than the belgium bombs
>>68454888
it might work.
edit: wow that new angle tho.
whoa THE NEW CAMERA ANGLE
DAT CLOSEUP. LOOK AT THE INTENSITY OF THIS GLORIOUS TREE WARRIOR
STREAM WITH SOUND
Wtf my left ear.
man you guys he looks heartbroken
WHO HURT YOU, TREE MAN?
he looks tired
here he is
Oh fug he's a marowak
this cheeky throw
WE CLOSEUP NOW!!!!!
NEW ANGLE
E
W
A
N
G
L
E
2 DAMAGE
>2 DAMAGE
1 DAMAGE
>2 DAMAGE
2 DAMAGE
>1 DAMAGE
>that angle change
Holy shit that startled me
HE'S READY FOR HIS CLOSEUP!
does he have fucking cables on him? whats the fucking point anymore
>>68455045
it's cold, his feet hurt and he wants to go home.
Helicopter has to refuel again.
It's worth every penny to refuel to get us around the clock coverage.
>>68454991
>a fucking waffle
Looking at the state of his clothes, I'd have to say he's homeless. Maybe he's just trying to find a new home, why are they harassing him?
>>68454727
I'm seriously debating on it. Got nothing else to do and I want to hear what he is saying.
He looks like he's mourning the downfall of society
I know that feel bro.
I know that feel.
>>68454991
I bet isis is super butthurt
can anybody read beards? what's he saying to them?
HOLY SHIT ITS JASON KELCE, LAST SEASON DROVE HIM INSANE.
He's like a reverse forest gump
I was down there for an hour. My feet got tired so I came back home.
I don't think he's going anywhere anytime soon.
I took some pictures, but they are pretty shit.
>>68455262
I think I caught an emphatic STRAIGHT UP, but that's about it
When I turn up the volume the heli noise deafens me.
>>68455048
>>68453336
anon who made this you should combine these
we need the deep sadness and suffering on his face
I think I can slightly hear him in the stream, but there is way too much background noise to make anything out.
>>68455309
leave the gnome alone
I haven't been watching too long, but has there been any close calls of him falling off? Wind or anything?
>>68455309
LEAVE THE GNOME ALONE
>>68455088
charlie manson
>>68455277
nigger what
How hold is that faggot?
how is he going to pee/poop? did he already go in his pants?
I thought this was something symbolic. I thought he was going to climb to the top "The tree of liberty" and going to break off all the branches until he reached the bottom. But no, he just climbed a tree.
>>68455309
The ladder already went away. It left when I was there.
Unless they brought in another.
his weaponry advances further every hour
he'll have tactical nukes by nights end
leave him alone red ladder!
>>68455374
He was hanging upside down at one point
It's also rained pretty hard, but that didn't do much
>>68455309
leave the gnome alone
Whats his endgame /pol/?
>>68455428
unzip and aim, he's homeless so I doubt he is very shy about that sort of thing
This is what happens when you attain wizard status. You must climb a mighty tree to fashion a staff to focus the immense power of Virginity. Some cannot handle the mental strain.
>>68455309
leave the gnome alone
Reposting from other ded thred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fI6Y9Gsdw&feature=youtu.be
>"I don't like you. Go away"
>"Fuck you"
Think that's what he said
WE COMFY NOW
>>68455428
I talked to somebody on the sidewalk that said he's shit out of the tree already. Could be just a rumor though.
he's ready for netflix and chill
>>68455492
Smokes
>camera zooms out
STOP REMINDING ME
he hasn't had to pee?
>>68455596
Did the guy you talked to have poo on him?
>>68455462
my sides have ascended
>>68455665
What the hell is that thing he's making? I saw him waving it around, but couldn't make out what it is.
I really wonder what they are talking about.
>>68455309
LEAVE THE GNOME ALONE
>>68452425
my sides
When are they taking the kill shot?
>yfw Trump turns up at the scene
>convinces Treeman to come down peacefully
>picks Treeman as VP
>both make America and trees great again
is a bow he has hanging in the tree in front of him?
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE LORD OF THE TREE
>>68455492
literally only 2 outcomes
1. fall and die
2. go to jail, get out and be rich and famous
>>68455697
Hard to tell, he was black.
>>68455309
Leave the gnome alone
>>68455756
It's a crude pointed club.
http://c64.superdefault.com/
use it to make some nice tree man commodore graphics like so
>>68455810
Well did he stink?
oh right...
do we have any info on this guy at all? some kind of environmentalist or something?
>>68455777
After it gets dark
They'll say he fell
