Thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
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Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event:
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
COME BACK TO YOUR PEOPLE TREEKING
ARISE TREE MAN
go seahawks
go treeman
WERE GOING BACK UP BABY
TREE KING AWAKENS HIS MASTERS
GOING BACK UP BOYS
THEY STOLE HIS BACKPACK
#GIVEBACKTHEPACK
>Fucking retards
Says man in tree
RETURN THE PACK OR SUFFER THYY CURSE
WE NEED JOHNNY DEPP
>>68468574
ahahhahahhah what teh fuck is that image faaaam
STOP THE SHINE ON TREEMAN
check em for treeking
TREEKING CLIMBED FOR OUR SINS AND HE CLIMBS FOR THEM NOW
>>68468669
GOOD NIGHT TREE KING
TREEMAN BACK ON TOP
IT'S NEVER OVER
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KBzFdAL.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>SEED CONES
anyone find it odd that this guy knows how to climb a tree like a pro?
>seedcones
>>68468697
autism
MAN
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>audible "jeeeeesus" said by crew as he shows his gross poopy butt
>>68468574
i wonder as well, i feel you own a nice amount of lego and made this specifically for meme purposes.
>tfw you spent the last 5 hours watching a hipster in a tree
>tfw you're dissapointed he didn't die
wait he went back up
HOW FUCKING BASED CAN THIS MAN BE?
NEVER BACK DOWN TREEMAN
true thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1wNut4xHyM
You beat me to it OP.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This guy
>>68468669
Good Night Based Tree King
---NEW THREAD THEME---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgXnDZoYNA
>Hillary is in Seattle.
>Treeman is in Seattle.
Coincidence?
>>68468824
needs an edit
Not an exact fit, but this is all I can hear right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDIRDt3eGRs
>>68468847
Not everyone is a basement dwelling neckbeard.
>>68468902
Don't worry, the more tired he gets....
>left hours ago
>figured he'd be in the loony bin by now
>HE'S STILL UP THERE
MEME MAGIC
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>>68468889
Nope, got it from the twatter feed
"FUCK YOU"
>>68468847
He learned in the Pacific Northwest just like Newman.
come home tree man.
Inb4 he comes down and shouts "BLACK LIVES MATTER"
inb4 he gets Dorner'd
>>68468985
Yes, fuck off leaf.
he climbed down just to show them he could, then climbed right back up
the absolute fucking madman
better cut to the upside down camera for a while
>>68468866
did he really shit himself
Moral of the story, don't do drugs kids.
You may end up in a tree yelling at cops, throwing branches.
>>68468379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhtednkzJl4
I really want someone to blare this on the scene so even the tree-king can hear it
Best thread since that car chase in L.A. with the guy that had a banner on his car that said World Champions or something.
Just getting in. Someone catch me up to speed on this dank meme.
These are the holy words of the tree king:
"You're a liar and a retard!"
"Fucking retard!"
"Where's my backpack?"
>yfw hes peeping at qts in the 6th floor of the macys building
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLUHk9UFjqQ
How does the tree not break under his weight?
this is just a macys commercial everyone go home
>>68469067
top kek, why did he go back up, because they forgot a backpack some anon said?
>>68469133
He doesn't want people to think he's stuck up there. He is the master of his domain.
"Hi Maam, streets closed"....DID YOU HERE THAT FUCKING PIG MAN? FUCKING POLICE STATE. DEAD COPS ARE BEST COPS MAN.
>>68469133
how far did he climb down?
>>68469232
listening to this and watching the stream is soooooo good
They should just blare music and flash lights in his face until he can't take it anymore.
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>>68469263
There's a man in a tree. That is it.
Why don't they shake him out
A glimpse from the horrid past before our King ascended his throne
>>68469195
some pooping happened and it got on his pants i think
idk if "shit himself" counts there
>>68469377
bout 3/4 of the way
>>68469195
No he announce I HAVE TO SHIT then squatted like a poo in loo and dropped bombs
>>68469348
they(he was yelling at the cops) took his backpack, and possibly a sleeping bag
so he went back up
Did they ever give him his smokes?
>>68469404
and he wants smokes
Holy shit I went and did errands hours ago, this absolute madman is STILL in that fucking tree?
>the bon marche
fuck i remember that. i'm old.
>>68469263
man in tree
>>68469328
Because he is the fucking tree king.
He is one with the tree.
>>68469454
Dark times indeed, all hail Tree King
>>68469263
>Hipster hobo climbs up tree
>Wants cigs
>Gets cigs
>Makes magic wand out of tree branch
>Poops from tree
>Sleeps in tree
>>68469074
>>68469263
A guy climbed a tree this morning and has been up there all day throwing shit at cops and demanding smokes, thats all it is.
>>68469485
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
TREES
04:05 here in London, England. I gotta get some sleep I look forward to wee bums in the morning
nite nite /pol/
GOOD GOYIM
MAKE SURE YOUR HISPANIC WIFE HAS PLENTY OF HANDBAGS AND EXOTIC CLOTHING THIS COLD MARCH
YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR NEIGHBORS TO LOSE RESPECT FOR YOUR HOUEHOLD WOULD YOU?
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>>68469528
>>68469454
All Hail Tree King!
>>68469413
because this isn't cartoon world where you can safely shake a man out of a 80ft tree
>>68469283
Don't forget
>"I don't like you, go away."
We must follow his wisdom lest we go back to our dark age mentalities.
>eaves dropping on the news guys talking
>>68469487
bastards, stripping the tree king from the few belongings he still has. besides all the dank memes in his name
Tree Hippy Ido Portal defeats greatest country in the world by climbing one single tree.
>>68469506
I fucking drove to my parents (~50 miles), went to the dentist, went out to eat, drove back to my place, and the fucker is still up there.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Why did the cameraman stop documenting the beast in its natural habitat to be a normie and talk to people?
>>68469550
"I am climbing higher."
is the stream supposed to have sound?
>>68469615
really, put the camera back on the tree king you fucking retard
>>68469328
He is the tree.
>>68469615
amazing
>>68469377
Far enough that everyone thought he was coming down. We were all wrong. He went back up. He's playing mind games on us all. What a madman
>>68469304
stay strong anon and ganbatte!
>>68469617
Just shake it a little bit, or even smoke him out
1000 hours in MS paint
>>68469669
he's been up there since 11:30 (9.5 hrs)
>HEEEEEEY AAANDDDY
.Webm of him getting Cigs?
Somebody needs to go climb the tree with him. Maybe a qt Tree Queen.
>>68469576
POO IN YEW
To be honest, the guy's sort of an ass for cutting and breaking off all of those branches.
THE TREEKING LOOKS ANGERED
>>68469705
>>68469615
Stay warm tree king
>>68469861
i dont think anyone has been recording, untill i got here
Truly the most elaborate Youtube prank to date
>>68469833
fucking madman seriously
>>68469861
WE REQUIRE HEIRS TO THE THRONE
Just do it the Russian way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
Does anyone know his reasoning behind this?
>>68469885
He's just defending his kingdom from the hostile invaders
The magic wand makes a return
>>68469833
The acid should be wearing off soon.
What the shit is he prying loose, a giant ballista?
Tree King vs Metal Structure
Who will win?!
>>68469991
Drugs.
>>68469991
Crazy homeless men need no reason.
What the fuck is he doing?
aw dude he's fucking up the tree more
HE MADE A WHEEL
why the FBI doesn't send a negotiator up there
>>68470020
What if, being shocked by the news in Belgium this morning that when they ask for demands, he in an effort to make people open their eyes to the terrorist threat, says the only way he'll come down is if Trump reads him The Treacherous Snake.
HE HAS FOUND NEW EQUIPMENT
>>68469991
nope
We could all learn a thing or two from treeman.
He doesn't care for happenings, nor is he doing this for any political ideology. He just wanted to be in a tree and have smokes.
It's the simple things.
What the fuck does he have that he's spinning
>>68469885
every tree would willingly sacrifice itself for tree man's needs
>>68469991
Not a clue except that he wants smokes.
>tfw my treeman folder is 3 times the size of my Brussells attack folder
We may be here awhile boys, the world record for living in a tree looks like 738 days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Butterfly_Hill
>>68469991
he is ascending to his rightful throne.
I will stay up with treeman.
tree abuse
Has anyone yelled DO A FLIP yet?
>tree literally dindu nuffin
>he's literally the grinch right now
>>68469973
>riverside
RARE
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I assume that is. I've never seen you before.
>>68469991
>us mere mortals understanding our King's reasons
>>68469991
>>68469991
drugs probably
Is the problem that he keeps dropping things on people? If he was just up there by himself there wouldn't be a reason to block off the road.
>>68470150
i hope he lives so he can see all the sweet wallpapers we made of him
>>68470111
trips of truth
we can all learn from the ttree king
He keeps randomly passing out and shit.
pls no drop to death
>>68470125
>>68470080
>>68470020
#TreeLivesMatter
Is it possible that I'm waking up tomorrow with this absolute madman still in the tree?
>>68469663
he just wants to play touch butt in the park with El Tappo
Hope he lives just to get beat to death by the police
>>68470170
she's cute!
>>68470249
>tfw no tree queen gf
>>68469861
I was thinking about this, man. Introducing a couple of female hobos on tethers, into the lower branches. He'd come down if he caught the scent.
Reminder Treeman is avoiding the T-1000
>>68469979
>cat be coming down of the tree
>nyet
>cat i will be cutting of the tree make of the the coming down
>nyet
>i am cutting tree come down cat
>nyet
Love those Russians
>>68470299
I hope it last all week!
>>68469883
Magnificent.
my stream is a few seconds behind, don't ruin anything for me
>>68470150
thanks for the wallpaper
>>68470203
naw theres a few other riverside faggots on here, one of the fucks lives 2 streets down from me
>>68470249
>mfw normal fags won't let me chill in my tree
>>68469679
>>68470299
if he's still up there tomorrow I will be euphoric for the rest of the week.
>>68470237
>my wallpaper is an Eva one right now
pls let me change it
>>68470170
fugg I love that fit enviromentalist chick look
wood let her climb my tree iykwim
TREE MAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY!!! To those of you who call this CRIMINAL a "hero", think of all the lives he's endangered by doing this! He is setting an example that people are free to climb whatever tree's they want. Before you know it, we've got hundreds of people, climbing hundreds of tree's all over Seattle. What's next, Portland? Vancouver? How long before this tree climbing pandemic spreads across the continent and all over the world. The repercussions will be catastrophic. Stop this man before people start dying.
>>68470117
It's a giant crossbow, he's going to add pine needle feathers to the wizard staff and use it as a bolt to take out the fucking retards who took his backpack
THE PEOPLE SUPPORT THE TREEMAN
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What is the device he has created up there? Some kind of tree winder?
time for a tree nap
>>68468669
Good night tree king
I can't stay up anymore for this shit. Let me know tomorrow if he jumps.
>>68470491
i thought all canadians climb trees already
FIREMEN BTFO
TREES LONGER THAN S.F.D
>>68470479
>>68470491
so you're worried that people will.. climb trees?
OH FUCK NOT TREE CLIMBING
>>68470420
Shit. That's sounds uncomfortably close.
What other cities does the flag extender even have?
>>68470185
about to get sum comfy
Okay. It's 4:13. I'm going to bed. I'll be back 6~ hours, and that fucker better be still up there.
>>68470491
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
what the fuck have i missed??
Is that a oak tree he's on?
>>68470491
>throwing your own people under the bus
Shaking my head
What's the over under on Phoenix Jones negotiating him out of the tree with a 6 pack and another pack of smokes?
he's mad
How do we use meme magic to get him to jerk off?
Quit shining the light on him you retards, the mans trying to sleep
>>68470560
I heard the one guy say he thinks it's for Christmas lights. Maybe it was at the top of the tree and he took it down.
That's a big tree
This cameraman reminds me of some AIDS Skrillex level of SJW snitch, he keeps spreading disinfo about Tree Man's evil deeds
COMING DOWN AGAIN
WAIT...
>>68470612
Only the bush niggers, I've seen a native kid scale a 30 ft tree in a minute
Where did he get that huge wheel from? Did the police throw it at him to try and knock him out of the tree?
>>68470732
FOR YEW
>>68470705
GIVE US YOUR SEED TREE KING
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MAKE
IS THAT A SHIELD?
>>68470491
Freedom is being free to climb a tree. If that is true then all else follows.
What the fuck is that thing he's twisting?
>>68470648
redwood. which looks nothing like an oak
HE'S ABOUT TO USE THE INSTRUMENT OF OUR DOOM
THE CIRCLE THING WILL KILL US ALL
WE HAVE ANGERED A GOD
>>68470634
Given the demographics of here its highly likely that hes a fucking spic too. So watch out.
A lot, the dude who makes it is really fast at adding anything you request from him, there was no Riverside one so I requested it before I went to sleep and when I woke up he had already done it.
>>68470648
You live in America and you don't know what an Oak tree looks like?
REEEEEEEEE NORMIES LEAVE
>>68470697
looks like he wont, the cops said they would arrest him if he tried to cross the boundry
>>68470550
aww dude wheres the wizard staff
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he fucking threw it
HE JUST THREW THAT FUCKING THINGS
AHHHHHHH HE LAUNCHED IT
WHEEL HAS BEEN THROWN
>Based Treeman tossing stuff
TREE KING STRIKES BACK
>>68470782
It is part of Christmas Decorations
also, just got this
HEADS UP
BOMBS AWAY
haha "HEADS UP!"
>>68470875
my sides
Okay, they're going to snipe him now.
AERIAL ATTACK FROM TREEKING
Guys he's out of Mana for his circle spell
HE ACTUALLY THREW IT THE MADMAN
ANARCHY BEGINS NOW
OH SHIT THE TREEKING IS PISSED
MAD MAN THROWING HIS METAL DISKS OF DEATH
MISSILE
That was a mistake. That's the kind of thing that's going to get him shot.
at this point I think you could justify shooting him
he's throwing shit off the tree which could injure someone, he's a bum who obviously doesn't work and is probably on drugs.
Oh shit he threw the wheel
SAVAGE
LET THE BRANCHES HIT THE FLOOR
THE ABSOLUTE TREEMAN!
SOMEBODY WAS FUCKING HURT #TREEMAN
what a fucking nigger
TREE KING HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE MORAL SCUM
CONVERT
NEGOTIATORS DEAD
3 POLICE INJURED
ITS HAPPENING
>>68470150
upload it
HE'S MAKING TREES GREAT AGAIN
>>68470924
He hung it with care from the branch behind his left elbow
TREEMAN JUST LAUNCHED AN AIRSTRIKE
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Nobody cared who he was until he climbed up that tree.
>>68470865
From what I can tell he used it as a canopy of some sort earlier. He's passing out every once in a while, but slowly coming down. Last time he came down he realized he left his cool canopy tree stand thingy up in the tree and climbed back up to save it.
Or I'm imagining things, either way, it's that one thing he constructed earlier in the day.
WEBM
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HIM THROWING SHIT
FLOOD LIGHT TIME
TREEKING LOOKS SAD
TREEKING NEEDS OUR MEME MAGIC TO BE HAPPY AGAIN.
I feel bad for this dude
ZOOM. ENHANCE.
captcha: pictures with tress
>>68470150
Someone do this Belgium filter, but with Treeman
Free shoe ad!
>>68471114
MATGRA (Make Trees Great Again)
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"I will impale every fool below until I have stripped this tree to its bark!"
~Tree King
>>68470491
indeed, it wood be terrible
Best /pol/ memes of 2016:
1.) Carl/AIDS
2.) Treeman
3.) Turkroaches
Anything else for the list?
