livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>police arrive
>man demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>climbs down and up multiple times
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>are you a news
stream audio only working in one headphone ear for anyone else?
first
I'd bet dubs that he jumps
>are you the news
>is there any way we can get on
/POL/ GUY SPOTTED
>are you the news
I should climb a tree
These people are cancer
>>68474445
JUMP TREE BITCH JUMP
>>68474445
stream shitting out on anyone else?
Also, how shit are the DTs going to be up there?
>>68474445
>>68474445
Phoenix Jones claims to know him and has spoken with him before. PJ is on the way!
He's still up there? Jesus.
So, just how powerful of a Druid is this man?
We need rule34 for this Tree King
Bumping
>>68474622
yeah its the left one only
THE KING IN CHECKER WITH HIS CLUB OF WOODEN GOLD
He will only come down if Trump wins Utah. Do not displease the Tree King you mormonfags.
>>68474697
Goodnight tree king
should probably finish this math hw.. but first let me check /pol/......
>mfw treeking watching for solid hour
>no more mathening tonight boyzz
>>68474714
holy shit i was raging because i thought my expensive headphones broke thanks anons
>>68474652
leave the gnome alone
>>68474672
Hopefully he tries to taze him and Treelord releases his Mighty Bowels upon the negro.
Why is he doing this?
>>68474714
same
Okay you dumb double niggers
Why the fuck is everyone spazzing out about a tree man in seattle? that city is batshit, but there most be a special reason.
What is he doing /pol/? going 1488 race war now or some shit?
HOLY SHIT MODS FUCK OFF I CAN'T EVEN SAY "'DUBS" FUCKING LEL, DONT BE WORSE THAN THE /V/ HOMOS
>>68474679
>>68474815
i have been watching treeking since 3pm pls help
praise kek and his messiah le treeman
>>68474723
Trying to find where I can buy that dank baja sweater online
>>68474723
He's OAK-K in my books
FYI Hillary Clinton is in town and giving a speech. Yet somehow this has gotten 10x the attention, both nationally and locally.
>>68474815
It'll all feel worth it when he either falls out of the tree or ascends into a heavenly realm.
>>68474445
>tfw you'll never be more comfy than TREEKING
He's not the hero we need...
He's the hero we deserve...
>>68474867
Don't disrespect our Lord he is a prophet of kek
>>68474445
It's almost midnight here guys, I have work in the morning. Can he please just come down? I need closure.
And come down slowly, not at 9.8m/s/s
>>68474823
>rages before troubleshooting
next time mute the stream and crank up youtube you stupid jew
I need to get up early tomorow, but I'll wait around till Phoenix jones comes and talks him down.
>>68474697
goodnight tree king
>mfw it won't work
is...Is he jerking off?
>>68474867
anon calm down
>>68474867
He is a man in a tree. He doesn't really stand for anything or anyone. He just is.
>>68474897
It's clearly something the man has sewn together out two very powerful sweaters to form one magical sweater.
>>68474919
TREE LORD IS PREPARING TO VANQUISH THE DARK LICH!!!
HOLY SHIT GOOD LUCK TREE LORD!
>tfw the memories of the treeman will last your entire life
>tfw every time you look at a tall tree you'll think of this day
Why wont he come down?
There's no way that safety strap holds if he falls. Damn thing is attached to a tiny ass branch instead of to the main section.
>>68474697
Good night tree king
TREEKING
DISCIPLE OF KEK
MEME MASTER
NO SNEAKING AROUND THE TREEKING
>>68474867
lol, do you seriously not see how important this is?
Within an hour he will be dead, screen cap this.
maybe he thinks he's a hobbit and has to destroy the orks
>>68475090
not enough motivation
>>68474697
Goodnight tree king
How did he evolve from treeman to treeking?
>cops are getting paid to watch a man in a tree
>>68474896
>>68474985
THERE IS NO GOD BUT KEK AND TREEMAN IS HIS MESSENGER
Parents: "So anon, what did you get up to today?"
>all I've done is watch a bim climb a tree and shit.
>mfw
>>68475090
Why won't you go up?
>>68474697
Good night tree King
>>68474985
>>68474985
i'm reallty lazy
Why is he jerking like that?
>treeking is yelling again
I wish I could understand him
was he tweaking just a bit ago?
>>68474697
Good night Tree King
>>68475201
All men are kings of their own domain.
This king's domain is his tree outside Macy's in Seattle.
HES YELLING FUCK YOU
CANT TELL WHAT ELSE
all he wanted was his bag back
of course he's a nigger
he's passing down a sermon to the dirty liberals
>>68475311
You know why
>>68475325
He speaks in ancient runes whose meaning have been lost to all but the trees.
>>68475311
>>68475326
He's shivering, it's cold as fuck.
I really am getting sleepy, i've been following this since 9pm est or so, don't know how long it's been going on total
>>68474823
>expensive headphones
>what is playing any other audio file
>mfw
nice mx50s you fucking scrub
>A900X schiit stack master race
>>68475405
But he's not
>>68475129
>>68475048
>>68475020
>>68474956
I just got here and the OP doesn't explain how he is a disciple of kek, and no I will let the mods know because i'm not going to let the /v/ fags ban me for no reason other than spreading the truth on that liberal hellhole that is /v/ one of the janitors has it out for me and that faggot is gay as fuck.
He's mad
>>68475133
I think he's currently coming down and regretting one helluva acid trip
>>68475406
>implying he isn't a liberal sent up the tree to distract us from the terrorists in Europe
somebody should chuck rocks at him.
SHIT, HE GETTING ANGERY
>>68475487
EST here also, i think a few hours before that even.
47 degrees (-8 C) in seattle right now, the wind is blowing and he's 80 feet up. he's freezing his ass off.
>>68475406
>>68475576
>implying he has any political ideology
He's beyond that petty shit
HOLY SHIT
>THAT FUCKING TREE JERK
THIS IS INDEED HIS DOMAIN
easiest fucking job in the world for the camera crew
i bet they are getting overtime too
>>68475576
if he is
He's doing a really good job
>>68475103
that's a stick
>>68474697
>sleeps
>ywn lovingly fist treeman, up to your shoulder, your two fingers gently tickling his nose-hairs from the inside
It's all a big nothing.
>>68475582
please
IT'S HEATING UP
>>68475666
dude source?
>>68475576
he's been in a tree and the only statement i've read is that he wanted camel crush smokes. camel crush shilling confirmed.
>>68474697
Good night tree king
holy shit,this jerk off is still up the fucking tree?
>>68474697
Goodnight tree king
>>68475764
This story arch is incredible
>>68474697
good night tree king
>>68475786
literally why, they're both homely as sin
>>68475833
someone needs to cap the entire thing once it's over
>>68475582
youd had to chuck them at like 60 miles an hour to reach him
Who will play Treeking in his inevitable biopic?
baked af tbf
treeking is waiting out the law eventually he will technically become a legal resident of the tree
How do you guys think this is gonna end?
He is protesting Skyking threads
>>68474652
Leave the gnome alone
>>68474616
R A R E F L A G
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
>millions of people from around the globe are watching a man in a tree.
>>68475895
I like that kind of thing
>>68474697
Good night tree king
>>68475928
maybe a paintball gun or something
>>68475904
most recent:
>man climbs tree
>rips apart top of tree
>throws pinecones/branches and shit at people
>demands smokes
>gets smokes
>smokes
>hangs upside down
>makes a wizard staff
>makes a trapeze
>flips off cops and Komo helicopter
>heils hitler
>waves his staff at the mere mortals attempt to usurp his kingdom
>just shit in the tree a few minutes ago
>>68474697
Good night tree king
>>68475766
8/10 kek
Sticky when?
>>68475828
we thought the smokes would end it,
the backpack didn't end it,
the ride never ends.
>>68475964
Shitattle police are awful so with him in a bodybag
Who's this guy?
>>68476025
now that would probably make him fall and die
We need more data before we can put this survey on the news http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
>>68476007
that must be a based fetish
Tons of girls who fulfill it, they're not out of your league, and you don't have as much competition
>>68476025
catapult or something,comeon pol make this more exciting i know one of you lives near tree king.
>>68476153
a vigilante that doesnt even brutalize people
>>68475075
fookin beautiful. also saved
60 minute sleep before i get up for work
oh shit.
>>68476153
our city's 'superhero'
>>68475576
>distract
>giving a shit about Europe
They made their bed, we know whats going to happen....
>>68475943
2nd oscar guaranteed
>>68475666
source pleaaaaaase
>>68476202
its a pretty god tier fetish
Keep warm, Treeking
Is he coming down?
>>68476153
a local 'superhero' guy who runs around on friday and saturday night in the bar district trying to stop crimes
he should start carving redpills in the tree trunk with his knife.
>>68476153
Holy shit he's still going? I thought that'd be a month long shtick but damn he must be dedicated.
>>68475766
sleepy sleepy poop pants
Keep warm tree king
Waiting to see him nod off and fall for maximum lulz
>>68476348
he has been around for years
Seriously what is the point of all the cops and shit?
He says leave him alone. No matter what, it's up to him if he jumps or not.
>>68476153
He's the prophet.
Who are you?
>>68476256
seattlefags link up
>>68475766
Sleepy sleepy shit pants
how long has he been in the tree ? over a month ?
>>68476321
Every so often he comes half way down and then climbs back up to the top again.
He's messing with the cops lol.
>>68476205
What are you using to watch on your tv?
>>68476239
I do, I'm the walking distance guy
>>68476518
about 10 hours
>>68476205
How is a stack vs side by side monitors,
they always look fancy as fuck
>>68476443
i doubt its anything about jumping, he prob just want to be a tree king near macys in seattle
just another person trying to live off the grid and gets hassled be the man
>>68476518
a few years
GETTING ANGRY
some sloots flashed their tits at treeman
>>68476303
how'd you catch that, anyway? born with it?
Damn, he really took alot off of the top of that tree with nothing. I'd hire him if was owned a tree service.
>>68474445
Is he trying to become an hero?
Show me the pooh.
>>68476153
>Phoenix Jones, a real life superhero, knows Tree King and is going to try and convince him to come down for a beer and sandwich
For all of it's flaws, Seattle can be pretty based desu.
>>68474867
>not understanding the importance of the situation at hand
DON'T JUMP
>>68476532
yell something.
I'm here I bought the guy some water and a sub from subway. I've been homeless and I feel bad for him, I'm doing better so I wanna help. Cops won't let me give it to him tho should I just throw it?? Lol
>>68476528
PC > HDMI to tv
GPU/monitor using displayport
>>68476586
I only use it this way so I can still use my TV as a TV, never had more than one monitor until I mounted my TV on the wall above new monitor and it's pretty legit as a second screen
>>68476153
A C-Class superhero.
>>68474697
Good night tree king
>>68476665
what no way? bullshit
I find it incredibly heartwarming that something as simple as being in a sufficiently high tree is enough that people can't do anything about someone else's presence without killing them.
If he wasn't throwing things at people and they still closed down the street just because of his presence this all would be even more pointless than it already is.
Why is this so fascinating? I've been watching a guy in a tree for 5 hours now and I wish I could explain myself.
goodnight treeman, goodnight pol
>>68474867
how the fuck do you not get why this matters
>>68476256
I remember hearing about him a few years back, but he sorta dropped off the radar. Never seen him in person cuz I don't have the money to go barhopping downtown nor any real desire to. Glad to hear he's still around, though.
>>68474445
so why dont they just shake the tree
>>68474697
Good night tree king
Did he really poop in the tree?
>>68475786
>>68476303
left brook wylde
right alex chance
>>68476728
throw it
>>68476728
Post pics
>>68476728
Climb the tree yourself.
king looks like he's about to dethrone himself
They should just bait him with a naked hippy with a big doobie.
>>68476666
Women like them are 10/10 sluts they'll do the stuff most pretty girls think they're above. Also once you crank their body temp up to 5 they'll turn the most boner inducing shade of pink. Let's not forget to mention their pussies are like wells.
THE STICK IS A FUCKING BEARD COMB LMAO
>>68476869
MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOO BASED GERMAN
Superhero on his way
HAPPENING
>>68476833
It would be boring af without /pol/ though
PHOENIX JONES IS 10 MINS AWAY
>>68475666
GIB SOURCE
who /seattlefag/ here? Roosevelt district reporting
>>68476699
It's an interesting place, to be sure, despite some of the bullshit.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
WIND DANGER
>>68476719
It's a 15 minute walk, he's been up there for 7 hours but the second I close my laptop he's jumping.
cmon anon, you know how these things go
CONFIRMED FOR SOUTH WEST WEST SOUTH WINDS
>>68475546
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
his gooch has to be freezing by now
>>68477053
eastside here
>>68476747
>what looks like a high end rig
>single monitor usually
once you go dual screen you don't go back
shits windy
>>68476967
Thanks senpai
>>68477053
Bellevue fag here
>>68476833
Same here.
It's quite incredible when you think about it.
An entire night spent watching a man in a tree, taking a shit and crafting weapons.
I regret nothing.
>>68476891
Fucking this. DOOO ITTTTT BE HIS SUBWAY KNIGHT. PROTECT YOUR KING
I WANT HIM TO FALL
>>68477053
Capitol Hill
why is cam man incapable of panning/zooming out
>>68477254
BASED
>>68477053
Belltown
>>68477053
I used to live in Burien. Fuck White District though
Lol, that truck companies shift is over......Fuck it let the next shift clean him up.
Phoenix Jones ETA 10 minutes
*after treeking's arrest (if it ever happens)*
"so what are you in for"
>climbing up a tree and shitting off the top while throwing shit at people
"top kek"
>>68477155
no don't kick me out, watching this guy mess with his stick now
>>68477211
not that high end just new, less than a year, and too poor to be buying 2-3 decent monitors anyways
just one 1080p 144hz
>>68477359
his ass is super wet. look at his pants. plus hes been up there for 10 hours, maby 11
>>68477355
>mfw when they let phoenix climb up there with him when the next truck company arrives.
How do we show our support of tree King?
>>68476728
find your way to the top of the macy's building and drop it
So are the firetruck ladders just not tall enough?
has based treeking exceeded their maximum height?
Imagine if everyone just ignored this faggot when he first climbed up the tree, he would have climbed down after about 40 minutes out of sheer boredom.
>>68477523
Be comfy.
>>68477053
wallingford. the whitest part of town.
THE TIME DRAWS NIGH
I'm too tired, been following tree king for 8 hours now but I'm not gonna watch him sleep when I need to sleep myself.
Hopefully I'll either find him still up there when I wake up or a thread that summarizes it all.
Good night fellow tree followers
ALMOST THERE
>>68477053
Lake City here.
remember the lessons we've learned today lads
HAPPENING SOON
>>68477555
They don't want to risk him resisting and falling, the ladders reach.
>>68477355
who tf is that, sounds like a new marvel movie
>>68477523
post
keep warm tree king
ITT
Who /comfy/ here?
>>68477053
White Center
>>68477585
>leaving right before Phoenix Jones comes to the rescue
shit lads, outlook is rain tomorrow. 80% chance. looks like hes getting drenched.
>>68475546
i gave up /v/ a long time ago because of the liberals taking it over
just give it up
>>68476202
it really is. and as for what the other anon said about them being freaky, its fucking true. they ALL do anal.
>>68477732
which is ironically full of black niggers.
>>68477712
comfy af desu
this is delicate geopolitical issue
what are the major pundits saying about the situation anons?
>>68477702
Keep warm tree king
>>68477787
perhaps based tree king will move down a bit and use some of the branches for cover
This man is so calm.
>>68477787
He was drenched for hours early and just started hanging upside down.
>>68477712
>tfw at group meeting and can't be /comfy/ during this event
>>68477702
keep warm tree king
I missed the last hour and a half or so. I skimmed over the previous threads and saw that they stole his backpack.
How did they steal it?
Did anything else happen?
PHOENIX JONES HAS ARRIVED
>25m
Thats not that high really. This dude just wanted to climb a tree. Why didnt they just leave him alone?
>>68475666
Satan approves of treeking
What do you think Treeman is thinking about right now?
>>68478067
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
>>68477905
Bernie wants him to empty his shit pants, it's not fair that he isn't spraying on the public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE
>>68477842
white center is asian gang territory sempai
there's this chinese dude works at one of the asian groceries around here, one of the shitty run-down ones? He's got a corvette parked out front, wears like a white suit and hella bling, just bagging groceries
something aint right there
HE NEEDS FOOD SUPPLIES!
COME ON SEATTLE BROS, GET YOUR DRONES OUT AND GET SNACKS UP THERE!
>>68477702
Keep warm, tree king
Guys, I'm wondering what will break first, his spirit? Or his body?
>>68478126
>forgive them father they know not what they do
>>68474697
Good night tree king
WE LOVE U TREE MAN
kek
PHEONIXXXXX
YES YES "WE LOVE YOU TREEMAN"
PEOPLE CALLING HIM TREEMAN? /pol/lacks?
>>68477359
he must be nice and warm
PHOENIX JONES HAS ARRIVED
HABBENING
>"TREEMAN WE LOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUU"
>>68478175
his branch.
>>68478175
Tree king will stay strong. Tree king is unbreakable. Tree king is eternal.
/POL/ACKS CONFIRMED
>>68477994
>group meeting
Alcoholics Anonymous
TREE KING WE LOVE YOU
>all this tree king cheering
>"Tree King we love you"
Which one of you said that?
A masked superhero is coming to save a homeless man in a tree.
Is our country a meme?
ALERT:
DOUCHEBAGS YELLING AT TREE KING ARE DISTURBING HIS CONCENTRATION.
POST: "Silence, the tree king is entangled in the branches of thought" TO ALLOW THE TREE KING TO RETURN TO HIS REFLECTIONS.
"We love you treeman!"
What a great audience.
COMMIN UP
>>68478175
the branches maybe
>>68478067
Was that the yelling?
>>68478275
>>68478262
>>68478259
>>68478232
theyre calling for phoenix
tfw We all in that tree together
Pay attention, because it's about to get real interesting. A real life super hero has just arrived
>>68478323
Silence, the tree king is entangled in the branches of thought
we're literally watching a mans piss and shit stained ass sit on a tree
he won't last long even if he's used to living in shit
This is a psy op to distract the masses from George Soros counting the ballots in Utah
>>68474697
good night tree king
>>68478368
If he falls, we fall. I hope you all understand that.
>>68474616
im surprised i didnt have you yet
Think of the timeline we live in, where a man will mercilessly yell at law enforcement to fuck off and leave him alone but accept the food of a nigger dressed as a superhero. Truly the best timeline to live in.
>>68478353
the
tree
king
Seattle must bend the knee to the true king or be destroyed
Silence, the tree king is entangled in the branches of thought
He's coming down and he's pissed! He must have heard about Trump losing Utah.
Have mercy on the mormons, Tree King. They know not what they do.
There is a little TreeKing in all of us.
When we were younger we used to climb the trees like TreeKing but then as we grew older and the weight of societies social and moral burdens came down upon us we stopped climbing trees.
TreeKing chose a new path, the path to existential freedom, the path less trodden.
>>68478046
pls respond
>has treeking jacked off yet?
I have coming to solve problem
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrnOWpLpKX
>>68478396
Something is fucky
>>68478484
>to the true king
>not to the tree king
You had one job
>>68478368
>>68478441
Tree = Western Civilization
Tree King = The West and White Culture
His Shit = Mudslimes staining the tree and TreeKing's pants
Phoenix Jones = Whites and Blacks uniting to remove Kebab
>inb4 seattle bans all trees
>>68477053
Mercer Island. I find tree "man" shallow and pedantic.
Frankly, I'll be happy once this whole ghastly affair is behind us.
>>68478323
Silence, the tree king is entangled in the branches of thought
>>68477053
Redmond.
>>68478302
I wish, at least then I get to hear people who have shittier lives then me
BUMP LIMIT REACHED
NEW THREAD >>68478634
NEW THREAD >>68478634
NEW THREAD >>68478634
What are they wanting to charge him with? They look for everything they can possibly hit someone with in situations like these.
>>68478709
POO IN LOO
TREEKING ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
TREEKING ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
TREEKING ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
TREEKING ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
Silence, the tree king is entangled in the branches of thought
NEW THREAD TREEMAN IS MOVING
Whats he yelling
OOOOOH shit treeman mad
>>68478505
>>68478540
He is not the problem. He's the solution. All hail treeking.
WHAT IS HE SAYING
>>68477053
Index here
tree king pissed off
WHAT IS HE YELLING???
CALLING PHOENIX JONES A FAGGOT LMAO
>>68476967
DESIGNATED
>>68474697
Goodnight tree king
Is treeman a modern day Simeon Stylite's?
>Saint Simeon Stylites or Symeon the Stylite (c. 388 – 2 September 459) was a Syriac ascetic saint who achieved fame for living 37 years on a small platform on top of a pillar near Aleppo in Syria. Several other stylites later followed his model (the Greek word style means pillar).
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simeon_Stylites
>>68478657
I am curious as to what they will do with the tree, probably cut off all the lower branches or put some kind of metal guard/deterrent on it.
Sometime in the future when I visit seattle I will look at it what they have done and smile, and wonder what part of the sidewalk/road was splattered with the tree kings brown putrid butt sap.
>>68478895
lynch the niggers gas the kikes race war now
>>68478814
"Can I get some fucking sleep"
Also calling everyone faggots
SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUDDUP FAGGOT, USING SLURS BASED TREEMAN
He's telling them to shut up.
Tranq darts and safety net when?
why is treeking yelling?
SHUT UP FAGGOT
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
>"SHUT UP FAGGOT"
11/10 - Would climb Everest with.
>>68478895
"shut up, dammit"
over and over -- are there people talking or yelling at him?
GREAT THREAD 10/10
>>68478955
dude how do you even pull that out of your ass for this? How did you know about that?
>>68479135
new one here
>>68478634
>>68479150
>Raleigh
noice m8
>>68479172
ace ventura pet detective
>>68474697
Good night tree king
>>68478678
underrated seattle neighborhood demographic joke, top kek
>Mercer Islandfag learns of treeman
>eyes widen too suddenly
>monocle falls into champagne flute
>>68479315
the 2nd one? the african catching the spitwad?
STOP SPEAKING HOMOSEXUAL
Tree king demands people shut and let him sleep
>>68478955
Zacchaeus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkd-QFD7vMA
It's a Sequoia, but close enough
>>68474867
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT TREE KING
treeman confirmed for still having teeth
>>68474697
good night tree king
"Eighteen fucking people. Goddamn."
-TreeKing
Someone fly a drone into him.
TreeKing status: sleep mode
Pretty sure he was just arguing to the bullshit they're probably telling him that he won't get arrested - looks like he just counted off "18 vehicles" - I assume he's talking about cop cars? Anyone else able to make out wtf he's said so far outside the cursing?
>mfw there's primaries today but I don't give a fuck because a hobo climbed a tree
I feel retarded just typing this.
SUPERHERO
INB4 SHUT UP NIGGER
SHUT UP NIGGER
SHUT UP NIGGER
SHUT UP NIGGER
SHUT UP NIGGER
SHUT UP NIGGER
SHUT UP NIGGER
WTF robocop?
