LAST THREAD FOR ME TONIGHT
someone else take over after this
livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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rough synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>treeking says fuck that too and continues aforementioned dicking around
>currently back to another sleeping attempt
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
>>68478634
kill hippe nao
what is he yelling?
I think he's going to outlast me
ANTHEM OF THE TREEKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
ANTHEM OF THE TREEKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
ANTHEM OF THE TREEKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
ANTHEM OF THE TREEKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
He is now /comfty/
Show me your comfy faces /pol/.
>>68478817
Plz no bully tree king
is he shouting faggot?
PHOENIX JONES, C-CLASS SUPERHERO REPORTING IN
>I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN THIS TREE, FUCK YOU
WHERE IS PHOENIX JONES?
>>68478634
HE'S GOING BACK UP, BOYS!
Motherfuckers yelling at him to come down. Shun the disbelievers. SHUN!
man i wish we could understand what he is yelling
tree king is mad as fuck
>>68478852
>>68478842
I swear he just said something about "tree being free" and "making a statement" maybe he's digging in for the long haul.
I hear faggot. Anyone else hear him yelling "Faggot"?
Tree King gives me the strength to continue on
lmao is he calling someone a faggot
>>68478842
"Shut up faggot!"
this is how it will end
>>68478634
8:30 class tomorrow morning, worth staying up?
>SHUTUP FAGGOT
lmao
>SHUTUP FAGGOT
treeman is not so humble
SHUT UP FAGGIT
>>68478953
BASED LIBERTY
>tfw get the day off work today
>can stay up all night and watch Tree King
feels real good
TREE KING HAS SPOKEN
SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
>>68478852
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
they might shoot him now for such blatant homophobia
>>68478999
savage
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP FAGGOT
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
Who the fuck is yelling faggot?
"SHUT UP FAGGOT!"
>>68478957
i have my headphone really loud and i'm afraid these incompentent stream guys will break my ears.
i hear 'shut up faggot' or something?
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
lmao
Periscope stream
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrnOWpLpKX
>>68478957
Shut. up. faggot. - treeking
holy fuck we are flying through these threads
stay warm tree king
"SHUT UP, FAGGOT! FAGGOT, SHUT UP!"
-Lord TreeKing
>>68478957
SHUDDUP FAGGOT
I missed the deal with his backpack. Did they steal it? Did he just want it delivered to his kingdom? I must know.
>>68478852
>>68478852
>>68478842
SHUT UP FAGGOT!
Thus spoke Tree King
SNIPERS READY
HE SAID FAGGOT
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
>something about jealousy
>poo in yew
There are so many reasons I love /pol
you know he's triggering some numale betas down on the street
TREEMAN TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE MASSES
ITS HAPPENING
Who has angered our King?
Is treeman a modern day Simeon Stylite's?
>Saint Simeon Stylites or Symeon the Stylite (c. 388 – 2 September 459) was a Syriac ascetic saint who achieved fame for living 37 years on a small platform on top of a pillar near Aleppo in Syria. Several other stylites later followed his model (the Greek word style means pillar)..
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simeon_Stylites
Do you think Treeking browses /pol/?
he was yelling shutup faggot so long that he drained his battery and is currently recharging
>>68479169
your a white treemale
INB4 HE CALLS EVERYONE NIGGERS
>>68478852
OH NO HE FELL
just kidding...lol
Tree King's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54
>>68479190
yes, but with smokes and a stolen backpack
he will be spun as a negative character in the media because of saying faggot now
>>68479001
I broke my collarbone because of this scene
>>68479249
if we can dream it we can meme it niggers
And the first commandment of the Book of Treeman is
1. Shut Up Faggot
>>68478634
>"He might have always been up there and we only just noticed."
>>68479232
YOUR FUCKING A WHITE TREEMALE
"No one cared who i was till I put on the hood."
>>68479364
2. Give me smokes
HE DONS THE MANTLE OF NATURE AND SPEAKS TO THE TREE SILENTLY
the liberal bashee is talking loud as fuck, we dont want to hear you lady silence for the tree king
>>68479249
Wait until he gets going about the jews. Then you're gonna see some serious shit.
>>68479426
3. I don't like you, fuck off
>>68479426
3.Dont steal backpacks
Anyone else entertained when he starts fucking up the tree?
TREE IS TIRED OF ALL THESE NORMIES
IT WANTS TO GO TO THE FOREST
>>68479364
AND YOU SHALL WEAR VESTMENTS OF GREY CHECKERS
>>68479426
3. Shit anywhere you please
>>68479289
A sign the the holy kek blesses this event
>tfw I live in seattle and could visit treeking
When's he jumping?
>>68479426
>>68479507
4. Fucking retards.
TREEMAN IS A RIGHTWING, WHITE SUPREMACIST TERRORIST CONFIRMED
>>68479310
That hadn't even occurred to me.
He's still our hero though
>>68479024
whats the weather like in Coffs today?
>>68479310
>implying we don't already want him dead for damaging the tree
>>68479518
Make your holy pilgrimage, faggot.
Need more responses for accurate statistical anal isis http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
http://strawpoll.me/7159586
He's talking
His mouth is moving but you can't hear him
What is he saying?
if he jumps like a bird this will be worth it
if he climbs down slowly and is arrested I might literally cut down a tree in anger
>>68479518
do it you autistic NEET
>>68479518
do it. find the camera, write /pol/ on it, and flash the camera with it.
also knock over any postcard stands.
>>68479518
Ask him what the stars have in hold for us.
>>68479620
I could swear I heard nigger, but I can barely make it out.
>>68479426
5. SHUT THAT FUCKING LIGHT OFF
6. Christmas decorations are an abomination to nature and must be destroyed.
>>68479620
He's whispering to the arboreal gods
>>68479620
It's treespeak, which is at a frequency higher than our ears can hear.
>>68479310
literally the first thing i thought. he blew it, he could get away with shitting out of a tree in front of the world but the moment he said faggot it's over
>>68479573
i'm not in coffs, just a western sydney bogan
pretty sunny here though it's heaps nice
I swear I heard that woman earlier
am I seeing a loop?
>>68479707
>5. SHUT THAT FUCKING LIGHT OFF
I was born in the dark, moulded by it.
>>68479600
>http://strawpoll.me/7159586
>Brussel sprouts overcooked
Oh god my body was not prepared for that
>>68479657
this will continue to happen until the tree gets cut down
there are plenty of homeless degenerates who have nothing better to do than climb trees
To the mercer island fag from the other thread with the underrated seattle neighborhood demographic joke, top kek
>Mercer Islandfag sees treeman thread
>widens eyes too suddenly
>monocle falls into champagne flute
>>68478852
This just in Putin has sent spetnaz to deal with this situation as aid to america as we have much experience with this sort of things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtu47IuQEz8
>>68479747
You're just becoming one with the tree. Time is meaningless now.
>HE'S COMING DOWN
we've heard that about 10 times tonight
>>68479762
>born in the bark
>>68479600
>>68479584
Tfw live in Seattle but currently in Colorado missing treeman. I guess he could still be there tomorrow night.
>>68479746
>Western Sydney
Cambelltown?
TRANSCRIPT WHERE???
>HEY
>HEY I KNOW YOU
he looks cold :/
>>68479706
Phoenix Jones is black, fwiw
treeking, you absolute madman
I don't understand. It's just a dude in a tree chilling out.
Why the police, helicopter (That has refueled and returned, that isn't cheap), LIVE NEWS COVERAGE, for a dude who just wants to chill out in a tree?
Slow news day? Is it really that unusual for people to climb trees these days?
>>68479716
lmfao thanks
>>68479796
This is one of the greatest things ever filmed.
>>68479816
"Go home so that I can go home now."
He *really* thinks they're gonna let him walk away. I'd feel sorry for him at this point if he hadn't started throwing things at people and traffic.
>GO HOME
>>68479902
this is a very large tree in downtown seattle
>>68479814
ahh fuck nevermind it looped back to an hour ago while i was in the pisser, disregard
>guy with isis beard demanding smokes and calling people faggots and retards
>>68479851
campbelltown yeah
>>68479902
He threw things at people below.
>he's counting everyone
camera man needs to move up again for better audio
>>68479960
this, it's like 8 stories tall
"18 Fuckin' people!"
>>68479785
Fucking kek. Index here.
18 fucking people??
>>68479902
The people of Seattle know that a god has arrived among them.
Anyone notice how bright white his teeth are?
That doesn't make any sense
Nigga is a fraud, just up there for attention/to stop something else from getting attention
>>68479557
he's killed more people than so called "islamic" terrorists, which is why we should let more refugees in.
uhh is that an axe?
>GO HOME
He wants everyone to go home.
Now he's counting cameras I think "17, 18... 18 fucking ...." Wish they had better mic's for treeking.
>>68479902
where the tree is
>>68479949
well we got the fucking cat down didn't we it was effective
>>68479747
Nah I've been watching this live for hours and this hasn't happened.
Things have calmed down these last couple of hours.
Earlier the madman was fucking hanging upside down and then went and took a shit.
tree king confirmed really high
Why doesn't some fuckhead just Mission Impossible off the crane and grab him.
>>68479796
BLYAT
treeking up really high, confirmed
USA
>only 18 people
damn he should've taken his act to new york or something
might have been entertaining
12 FUCKING HOURS
INCREDIBLE
holy shit the way this guy is talking about him
>>68479983
>mfw you could be my cousin
im gonna go with "Pure Coincidence"
>12 hours
>>68478634
Am I supposed to see a jew flipping me off in the OP? /pol/ has ruined me
treeking 100% comfy now
>>68480256
pure AWE
What happened with the whole backpack thing? Has he jacked off yet?
>>68479310
>I'm the bad guy?
How'd that happen? I did everything they told me to. Did you know I built missiles from turds and seed cones? I helped to protect America. You should be rewarded for that. But instead they give it to the fucking retards, you know they lied to me.
SURVIVOR BTFO
>>68480302
S T A M I N A
>>68480061
He is the rightful ascendant to the Emerald Throne of Cascadia.
He was born for this reason.
Is the police cordon still there? Are there any plans to get supplies to him?
A grappling hook could work if you had some sort of pulley system. Any means of delivering a backpack to the top of his throne.
>>68479364
>>68479426
>>68479492
>>68479507
>>68479707
Treekings Comandments of Kek
1. SHUT UP FAGGOT
2. Give me smokes
3. Shit where you please
4. Don't steal backpacks
5. SHUT THAT FUCKING LIGHT OFF
6. Christmas decorations are weapons to smite thine enemies
7. Stretching is important
what other wisdom will treeking grace us with?
>>68480265
shiet
give me some kinda hint
>>68480271
this he is one with the tree now look at how we moves with it as it sways
>tree king confirmed high test with maxed out stamina
If I thought this guy where going to jump I would go drive the 45 mintues to see this treeking.
The cameraman is realizing that they are not dealing with a mere mortal man.
>have to get up early in the morning
>want to watch treeking
what do
PHOENIX JONES
PHOENIX IS HERE
PHOENIX JONES ON THE FUCKING SCENE
I'VE SEEN PHOENIX JONES!!!!
PHOENIX JONES HAS ARRIVED
WE GOT PHOENIX
PJ FAILED
PHEONIX JONES
PHOENIX JONES HAS ARRIVED
HAHAHAAHA WTF IS THAT
>>68480377
time is illusory. 12 hours. stamina. etc
PHOENIX JONES CONFIRMED LOL
WHO THE FUCK IS PHOENIX JONES
is there some kind of superhero in seattle
PHOENIX FUCKING JONES ON THE SCENE, NOTHING TO FEAR CITIZENS
maximum comfy
https://youtu.be/2bosouX_d8Y
NIGGER SUPERHERO ON THE SCENE
phoenix its there
PHOENIX JONES
>>68480323
>falling down
Really good film, full of feels
THIS IS BETTER THAN CAPESHIT
>>68480433
HOLY FUCK HOLY DUCK HOLY PUCK
>>68480413
If the treeking can't sleep, neither should you
>>68480461
THE PHOENIX HAS COME TO SAVE THE DAY
>>68480377
8. Leave my kingdom alone and go home
>>68480323
Hey /tv/ ;-)
>>68480484
>googled it
well i'll be fucked it really is....
>>68480472
>he doesn't know Phoenix Jones
LOW TEST
Oh fuck here come the ops
lol pheonix jones lads
here to save the day
HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
I need pics....pics of Phoenix Jones and his sidekick.
>plebs ITT don't know about based Phoenix Jones
HEEM yourselves.
>>68480381
Does Liverpool FC suck balls?
MUTHERFUCKIN PHOENIX JONES IS ON THE SCENE
calling it phoenix will fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulvM1lzy6f8
>>68480048
>index?
>>68480582
From Seattle and never heard of this mother fucker.
PHOENIX JONES COMING IN HOT
REPEATING NUMBERS AND HE'S GONNA JUMP OFF OF MACY'S TO DELIVER TREE KING TO HIS DISCIPLES.
>treeatle
what an amazing wonder, stamina
>>68480582
MY SIDES
tree king in deep communication with the tree now
its a spiritual connection that should not be disturbed
Phoenix Jones cleaning up SPD's mess once again.. sigh...
STOP GUYS THE MEMES HAVE BEEN TOO DANK LATELY YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED
PHOENIX JONES
H
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>Phoenix jones
Is 2016 a literal meme?
>>68480582
Is that motherfucking Mt. Fuji?
>>68480048
okay just googled. wow! that's a small ass town.
IS THIS THE WORLDS FIRST REAL SUPER HERO MOMENT?
I could drive out to treeking in 30 minutes
What should I tell him if given the chance?
>>68480646
THis is too good to be true.
>>68480751
sleep tight tree king
>>68480751
lynnwood?
For the love of all things that are good, somebody please make a Phoenix Jones vs Tree King poster
so when is tree king's muscles going to get sore and stiffen up ?
He'll have to sleep sooner or later and he'll need water in 24 hours or less
We haven't even reached his final form.
>>68480729
dude we have obviously entered into some alternate reality where extreme fuckery is the norm
didn't knew america was so great, you guys have real life super heroes and treegods and whatnot
>>68480751
Treeking is god.
>>68480738
Mt. Rainier
LUNCHABLES
>>68480607
yeah actually
i've never talked about liverpool with a cousin though so i don't think we're related
>>68480738
There are a bunch of huge extinct volcanoes in the area.
>>68480751
tell him we support him
>>68480751
Sleep tight Tree King!
PHOENIX JONES HAS LUNCHABLES
Anacortes reporting in.
What a time to be alive.
>>68480751
get on your knees and praise the TreeKing
"AVE TREE KING" to be precise
>>68480751
dude get potato cannon and shoot food at him, keep him warm and fed. Or yell all hail tree king
Tree King will only descend to our mortal plane once the God Emperor Trump declares him his VP.
>>68480607
How is that a question?
t. ManU fan who wants to tie up LVG by his bootstraps and flogg him
>>68480793
>He won't drink his own piss
>Live in Bremerton across the water from Seattle
>never even heard of phoenix Jones
>look him up on wikipedia
>Seattle City Attorney Pete Holmes has called Jones a "deeply misguided individual."
>this is the man who is supposed to stop Treeking
OH FUCK HE'S HERE! SHITS GOING DOWN!
THE FUCKING NIGGER IN THE VENOM MASK LMAO
wow i can't believe it
>>68480704
Dubs say the first person to reach Treeking gets izuna dropped
>Select all images with trees
the cops are laughing their asses off
this is amazing
>>68480751
give him a snickers with a xanax in it
>>68480704
too late faggot
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS ACTUALLY HERE
Watch Periscope for based Phoenix Jones
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrnOWpLpKX
>>68480729
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between happenings and Jewish tricks, between science and meme magic. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Meme Zone.
our country has become a meme
THE WIND IS GETTING STRONGER
