livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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rough synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>ladderbro retreats
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>treeking says fuck that too and continues aforementioned dicking around
>PHOENIX FUCKING JONES SHOWS UP
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
first for /sp/
FIRST FOR JONES
S T A M I N A
first for
PHOENIX
H
O
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N
I
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MACY'S
Show me your comfy face /pol/.
jones will fail this will blow up in his face, he look scared
phoenix jones attention whoring for likes and thumbs up. silly nigger, couldnt pass up this golden opportunity
who /thinkshesgonnadie/ here?
>>68481596
Is tree climbing a sport?
PHOENIX JONES, C-CLASS SUPERHERO ON THE SCENE
>>68481459
This shit sounds like a plot for a bad super hero parody.
you forgot SHUT UP FAGGOT
>>68481648
pls dont die
HERE WE GO BOYS
this is mad
superhero can't cross yellow tape though
sleep tree king ignore peasants
>>68481648
Fuckin cameraman got a worse shot.
MAN OF TREE VS BIRD OF SEATTLE. GREATEST MATCH IN HISTORY.
>>68481692
BANE?
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Heem sleepy
>>68481648
>>68481694
would watch it
Today was a good day, /pol/
>>68481459
Is Jones actually doing anything or is he just there?
>>68481672
Yes and we are witnessing one of the GOATs in his prime.
treeking deserves a little rest
>>68481753
MMMHH
Jones cant break the yellow tape He calls for backup Spiderman is incoming guys
>>68481648
>>68481648
>>68481648
>>68481837
nah police said they'd arrest him if he got close
anyone else only getting volume in left ear
even with all the happenings lately and the primary's and shit, Tree king takes /pol/s attention?
>>68481459
What happens if he starts taking a shit live on the news?
For those who missed it
>2016
>no live drone camera footage
>no drones to battle treeman live
the future is shit tb h
For the people who have no idea who Phoenix Jones is:
>His name is Benjamin John Francis Fodor
>He's a professional boxer and real life superhero
>He's constantly getting in trouble with the police for interfering or pepperspraying people
>He's rich as fuck and spends tens of thousands of dollars on his equipment. I forgot how much his suit costs but I remember he did a kickstarter for it and it went up to like 30,000. Been a long time so I might be wrong, but I know it was above 10,000.
>Nigger got stabbed in the dick one time and ended up in the hospital
>He has a white wife named Purple Reign who is also a superhero
>>68481648
>>68481837
Police told him he'd be arrested if he intervened - we'll see if he negotiates his way in though...
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68481928
Komo is private news. They can show what they want.
>>68481896
Fucking cops. I be willing to bet the dude would come down for a guy dressed up as a superhero.
HE IS UNSTOPPABLE
PLEASE HURRY UP I NEED TO GO TO BED
>>68481648
has anyone been keeping track of his smoke supply?
did he go through all of them?
>wake up to a bombing
>get comfy with a tree bomb
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
This nigger's literally asleep right now.
>>68481928
he already did
>>68481459
why dont they let this goy just be?
>>68481935
Got any webms of the superhero?
dammit show phoenix rising to confront treeking cmon KOMO
Requesting picture of treeking trending higher than bombings and dead woman with bag on head.
GUYSSSSSSSSSS PHOENIX JONES FOLLOWS DONALD TRUMP ON TWITTER
PHOENIX CONFIRMED OUR HERO
>>68481648
>>68482035
Jones brought more
where is the 2 polacks saying they are close to tree king.
>>68481935
Why the fuck did he get rid of his trapeze!
>>68481648
>mfw my state used to have a superhero team but it pretty much disbanded after a guy named bee sting fired a shotgun in a trailer park and went to jail
I think Petoskey Batman still goes around giving water and blankets to the homeless, but I haven't heard of anything from anybody else.
>>68481959
stabbed in the dick?
>>68481648
>5 hours ago take a nap
>he's still up there
I'm making popcorn
DO A FLIP FAGGOT
gonna getcha down so we can comb that feces out da beard, wez superheroz and shit
Dank OC
>TFW the racewar begins with Phoenix vs Tree King battling for the Pine Throne.
NEW PERISCOPE
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
So is Phoenix actually gonna climb the tree or what?
>>68481459
Still up tree?
So much for American gun ownership.
FALL NIGGER
>>68482153
>that Crusader hero
>>68482170
>5 hour nap
I don't think it works that way
>>68482153
>The token girl
Just like in real comics!
SUPER HERO SHOWDOWN! WHO WILL WIN? HAS TREEKING FINALLY MET HIS MATCH? WILL HE TASTE THE SALTY TASTE OF LUNCHABLES/DEFEAT?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
>>68481700
And hitler salute.
>>68481648
>>68482211
>pine throne
>>68482153
knight templar? definitely not PC
>>68482153
>That fucking crusader in the back
Were they in charge of removing kebab or something?
>>68482234
Police wont let him past the yellow tape.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
post yfw treebeard finally took over isengard
>>68482263
Nigga that's Azrael
>>68481959
Disgusting
Why don't the police just shoot the guy in the tree? Nothing of value lost, would be cheaper than to feed him during.the jail sentence he will receive.
>>68481648
>>68482234
Nope, last I heard he was getting sued or some shit for pepper spraying someone.
>>68482286
>not sleeping 14 hours and taking 5 hour naps
High energy not welcome here
>sleeping
Tree king soon to fall from grace
phoneix and treeking will both die because tree king will murder phoneix and they both will fall. Dont fuck with treeking.
did he even get the lunchables?
>>68482226
added to media list thank you anon
>>68482153
They look like a bunch of faggots though.
>>68482293
Phoenix Jones is merely a mortal man and cannot bring Tree King down
>>68482238
You can't shoot someone legally for being in a fucking tree.
To all the SeattleFags in here:
Who /wants to get burgers at Dick's but doesn't want to miss anything?/
>>68482369
He won't go to jail, he'll get a forced trip to the psych ward
>>68481459
>yfw when Phoenix Jones recruits him into a Super Hero Team
>>68482226
Nigger what the fuck is periscope and what am I doing wrong?
Who /Bellingham/ here? WWU reporting in.
>>68482403
he had a paper bag with him, so probably
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones?lang=en
PHOENIX JONES UPDATE
>>68482436
i'll get you some dicks :^)
Fuck Batman vs Superman I want Tree King vs Phoenix Jones
https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/status/712518457754009600
#treekingsmatter
>>68482430
Hasn't he been damaging the tree? He's a fucking eco-criminal.
>>68482436
Dick Burgers
Can't make this shit up
>>68482523
i ment has treeking got it
>>68482523
jones said on twitter he brought newports, a sandwich, and beer
>>68482436
Fug. If I wasn't in Anacortes I'd meet up with you niggers.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
Help determine his fate!
>>68482584
Oh. No.
>>68482557
Sounds delicious
>>68482286
I was tired. I just finished my last final and I deserved it.
>>68482245
How about you fall from your tree, leafy.
they got tree police on the scene
>>68482557
>Doesn't know about Dicks Drive-in
>>68482193
i kekd
>>68482436
>eating dickburgers
Knowing Seattle, they're going to put cages around our trees after this.
>>68482593
>Newports
You had one fucking job Phoenix
>>68482617
You're just linking to the results retard
This has been one wild ride, conclusion soon?
>>68482606
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
Last ferry already gone?
tfw getting sleepy
tfw probably going to fall asleep soon and miss the climax
I hope he makes it man, whatever he's trying to do, I fucking hope he makes it.
>mfw I'm comfy in bed following this thread listening to coyotes howl outside
SHILLARY IS ONE BLOCK AWAY
PURE COINCIDENCE
HILLARY CLINTON IS ONE BLOCK AWAY
>>68482522
That you Caleb....
HILLARY CLINTON ONE BLOCK AWAY
>hilary clinton
>man in a tree
>superhero with lunchables
yep, we're a meme now
HILLARY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>hillary staying 1 block away
wonder what tree king will throw at her.
>>68482436
I'd much rather have some of Beecher's World's Best Mac and Cheese because I'm not a fag that eats dicks
>>68481648
HE IS SPEAKING TO US
STREAM DOWN
NEW LINK WHERE?
Is there no-one that lives around there that has a drone on hand? Seriously guys?
Send him up some snacks.
Also, was he asleep? Just started watching, 3 minutes in and he's gotten up.
Wait, what happened to Treeking's staff? I don't see it anywhere
STREAM CUT
CONFIRMED FALL
>mentions hillary
>feed cut
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!
This has easily been the craziest 24 hours in a good while.
>Terrorist attack at Beligian airport
>Giant fire in Phoenix
>Man climbs up tree and won't come down, causes black batman himself, Phoenix Jones to show up.
Shit, even the show 24 can't make this shit up.
holy shit the treeking's eye contact with the camera broke the thing
>>68482712
It wouldn't surprise me. Every time I visit I end up swearing I will never return.
HILLARY IS ONE BLOCK AWAY, IT WAS ALL PLANNED
>hillary one block away
>stream cuts out
FUCK
>>68482766
love it or leave it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TREE KING AWAKENS
AWAKEN MY KING
FUCK HILLARY
the fuck happened to the stream?!?!?!?!
>>68482802
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
2016 FOR YEAR OF THE MEME
>tfw Treeking is planning to kidnap Hillary Clinton
"Hillary Clinton is staying 1 block away..."
SLIDE IT, cut to black / cut audio / cut stream
>>68482557
>not drunkenly chowing down on Based Richards
>being a MSM (men who have sex with men, fyhi (for your honest info))
go ahead and pick both
clinton comes out and offers tree king a free pantsuit if he comes down.
feed dies as mention of the cabal queen
HILLARY CLINTON IS 1 BLOCK AWAY
>Shillary named
>stream cuts to black
HILLARY CLINTON IS THERe?
>>68482766
BIZZARO UNIVERSE
>>68482848
HILLARY
>>68482789
Dog Japon is where it's at
>gets up
>looks directly at camera from far away
>mouths something
TREEMAN CONFIRMED FOR MAGIC
TREE KING STARED AT THE CAMERA AND KILLED IT
>>68482848
i think they switched to go live for the 11:00pm local live news feed
>>68482802
the periscope link above is working now.
meme magic has put hillary, treeking and some nig superhero in one place for us
>>68482766
This is reaching dank levels
Holy shit did treekin and Jones battle Hillary?
need streamo repeat need streamo
>>68482835
>They do not understand because they cannot understand
uhh guys?
>stream goes out
>fox news stream freezes at exact same time
>>68482732
Work early and fireplace is comfy.
>>68482901
it's not live
>>68482557
I've always been sort of disappointed they've never adopted "Eat a greasy bag of Dicks" or something along those lines as their company slogan.
>>68482924
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPwvzVgYJN
>>68482901
>Ended 5 minutes ago
TREEKING KILLED THE CAMERAS
WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE BATTLE WITH PHOENIX JONES
>>68482901
you're watching a recording
Did he jump? All streams got cut at the exact same time.
>He's a human being
Peter Mongillo confirmed nice guy
>>68482905
BUT WHAT DO THE MEMES MEAN PEPE
HE'S BACK UP.
>>68482854
>ended 5 minutes ago
>>68482932
TREE KING IS ANGERED
>>68482593
>black man brings menthols
He should have rounded it out with fried chicken and a 40
>>68482617
>>68482969
>ended 5 minutes ago
QUICK
HELP OUR NIGGA HELP A NIGGA
>>68481459
>TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68482975
It's working fine for me right now?
>>68482998
it's up now
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>stream cuts out
>it ain't me starts playing
>>68482959
Bet cops them to turn off the cameras.
>Captcha is street like a mile away
>>68482932
wtFFFFF?
Good time to hit the sack, lads. Good night and may we all learn from Tree King's wisdom.
>>68482436
Red mill or XXX only.
KOMO BACK UP!
IT'S BACK UP JAMALAMS
ITS BACK
http://komonews.com/live/event
WE'RE BACK
>says periscope ended 7 minutes ago
considering just getting a bus down there to see how it all ends
WE BACK
>>68483115
BACK UP SIR
stream is back
BACK IN ALL HIS GLORY
BACK UP HE'S GOOD
>>68483068
>ended 7 minutes ago
ITS BACK NIGGERS
strem back up
main feed is back
treeking yelling BS again
can't be too long now
IT BACK
komonews . com/live/event
back up
you guys think this is worth driving 20 minutes down there?
NEW LINK WHERE?
we /back/ now
They'll have a live segment on
http://komonews.com/live
http://komonews.com/live
http://komonews.com/live
Once the 11pm news is over the old stream will open up again.
FEED HAS RETURNED AT KOMO
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68483129
Stream it
HE LIVES
OH FUK WE BACK
Hey guys is the stream up?
Wtf is going on? Am I asleep?
>>68483049
Orange horizon, grateful dead. Alpha Foxtrot one niner niner. This is billy boy, out.
>>68482895
>>68482965
Did treeking just kill the stream with his gaze?
>>68483180
Komo
>>68483175
This is a once in a lifetime event man. Get the fuck down there.
Were back!
>>68483175
Sure why not
>>68483175
not unless you bring cool shit to make it more interesting to watch. Laser, bow, slingshot, anything..
Update the Hillary sitrep what is going on
>>68483129
go for it anon, and
>>68483188
dubs says you gotta do it
>>68483242
What suburb you at? 425?
I can't believe I've been following this for 3 hours straight
He's staring right into the camera
I can feel him looking into my soul
CNN commissioned goodthink census http://strawpoll.me/7159586
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What's he yelling? You can almost hear him.
It went down just long enough to swap with a look-a-like treeking. They're taking shifts. False flag folks.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748/r
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TAKE THE POLL!
>36
what does it mean?
