>Drinking tap water like a dog
Americucks
>>69320273
our water doesn't give you liquid shit for two weeks, paco.
Tubgirl?
>>69320273
I don't drink tap water. Not enough HFCS in it for my tastes.
i don't get it
>>69319768
Here we go again.
Trump is like a Ron Paul that succeeded
Nothing about worship, nothing about authoritarian. He believes in America which is saying a lot more than any other candidate.
And all the real authoritarians, the fascists, the communists, the islamists, they all hate him.
He's a good guy, seriously. The last hope.
>>69319768
Ron Paul was controlled opposition
your answer?
>>69280945
USA.
>>69280945
Who is Mexico is silently invading as we speak.
>The transcript:
Prokhorenko : command I am compromised, I repeat I am compromised.
Command: Please say again and confirm.
Prokhorenko : They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, I am pinned, requesting immediate extraction.
Command: Extraction request acknowledged.
Prokhorenko : Please hurry I am low on ammo, they seem to [be]everywhere, I can’t hold them for too long please hurry.
Command: Confirmed, hold them off, continue returning fire, retreat to a safe position, air support is monitoring, state your coordinates
Prokhorenko : [gives coordinates which are blurred in the transcript]
Command: [command repeats coordinates which are blurred.]Confirm
Prokhorenko : Confirmed, please hurry I am low on ammo, they are surroundig me, bastards!
Command: ETA on evacuation 12 minutes, return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly.
Command: Return to the green line, continue returning fire, help is on the way, followed by air support
>>69497513
>Cont:
Prokhorenko : Negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards!
Command: Extract ETA 10 minutes, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry.
Command: return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and i died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : Unable command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: Please confirm your request.
Prokhorenko : They [are] outside, this is the end commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them!
Command: [No response, orders the airstrike]
F
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Why aren't you in Syria right now fighting ISIS?
because im fisting my boi pussy
>>69319590
I'm going to swim there next week. Good thing SAA territory is on the mediteranean coast
>>69319590
Because I'd have to fight for communists
How important is sex in a husband and wife relationship?
A friend of mine is married to a girl who he met when she was 19. She was a virgin and after almost a year they finally fucked. Anyways they got married some years later and he's now telling me how bad she is at sex. I was quite surprised because she is a full on 10/10 with a nice ass and boobs. They both love each other but he seems pretty wiped out over it. They got in a fight after he brought it up and she obviously didn't take it well (so he's staying at my place for a few days).
Would you /pol/ break up with your wife cause she was bad at sex? Or is her personality more important? Or would you be unfaithful and a get a mistress to fulfill your needs?
I have sex with my wife everyday. Women don't fuck when they are mad at you. It's about as simple as that. Your friend is either an asshole or his dick doesn't work right anymore.
I'm 33, I still fuck like a 14 yr old. Does he smoke?
Men: not even once
>>69319507
Honest communication goes a long way if you have the right partner. Otherwise, show your marketability to other women and once your wife/girlfriend feels competition creeping in she'll be hopping on your dick like it was made of money, handbags or stupid emoji.
This is a new Marvel comic
Notice anything /pol/?
>>69280442
Plummeting sales?
White men are sexist and racist by default so they cannot be allowed depiction or existence any longer.
Nobody reads that shit anymore, their sales are plummeting.
They are so desperate to be relevant and PC.
Won't be missed.
Updates on the Sex Scandal: http://cruzsexscandal.com/
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Town Hall in Janesville, WI 3-29-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5N6Bxy_h4
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrDL3MMRE4c
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6IhCVHpbg
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcETcYdKyGc
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
>Roger Stone 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NqOWq_Gk0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Best Critique of Ted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B48k204OD98
>Cruz braveheart speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>Trump effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Truth about Ted's Sex Scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Donald drives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>Ted copulates with rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>69277196
>Operation #DropDeadTed
News outlets like to report on petitions if they gain enough attraction. If we get this one enough signatures the media may not be able to resist. We need to keep this in the news and fresh in peoples minds.
https://www.change.org/p/ted-cruz-ted-cruz-drop-out-of-the-presidential-race-for-unfaithfulness-to-your-wife
MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9-2ZzsIIk
#feelthebern
Blacks give 25% more of their income to charities than whites.
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm/bay/content.view/catid/38/cpid/414.htm#.VvtsHeKkdwg
Why are niggers so much more generous? I always hear /pol/ say white people are too nice, but stats don't bare this out.
the entire article says blacks only give to black related charities. selfishness disguised as empathy
>>69319007
A lot of people in my area don't give to charities at all because they're wise to the fact that most charities pocket 80% of what they collect. I'm in an area full of niggers and spics.
Money the burger bros gave them in the first place.
You thought Cruz sex scandal was over???
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-28/dc-madams-attorney-says-call-log-bombshell-could-upend-presidential-race
D.C. Madam's Attorney Says Call Log Bombshell Could Upend 2016 Race
By Steven Nelson March 28, 2016, at 2:55 p.m.
A lawyer who represented the so-called “D.C. madam” says he has phone records that could influence the outcome of the presidential election, and he’s threatening to release one or more names on the steps of the U.S. Supreme Court if he’s denied a hearing on his right to distribute them.
Montgomery Blair Sibley, the late madam Deborah Palfrey’s colorful attorney, has been subject to a restraining order since 2007 barring him from releasing the information, which he says includes 815 names, addresses and Social Security numbers of Verizon Wireless customers.
“Time is of the essence because people are casting votes in primaries and caucuses,” he says. “I believe this information is relevant to that political discourse.”
>>69318981
OH SHIT.....TED THA PLAYA STRIKES AGAIN!!
GIRL NUMBER 2?
>>69318981
EXTERMINATOR IN-BOUND
RAT ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/715034305718788096
>Dear Chairman:
>I write this letter to inform you that the decision to suspend my campaign for President of the United States is not intended to release any National Convention Delegates bound to me as a result of the 2016 delegate selection process that took place in your state. It is my desire at this time that the delegates allocated to me by your rules remain bound to vote for me on at least the first nominating ballot at the National Convention.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>Sincerely,
>Marco Rubio
Maybe he's coming back because Cruz is going to get his dick run in to the dirt with the sex scandal
>Mr. Peter Goldberg
>>69318834
This shit pisses me off. It's like you're in the middle of losing a poker game, reach across the table to take your chips from the pot only to come back later and try to get back into the game when there are fewer players.
Links updated for Mar 29
http://pastebin.com/7MbBDnjq (everything you'd ever need is here)
Thread for discussion of Syria, Yemen, Iraq, and Libya
>/sg/ game
http://quizup.com/topics/_171dddbd-c880-4792-a863-92cc5d28ed7d
>Interview w/ Assad
http://youtu.be/wELCDCPsw6M
>Thread theme
http://youtu.be/tsBKYMSr3YI
>Fratured Video
http://youtu.be/VVhPcyjg7TY
PERMA MAPS
>Live hohol with ticker
http://mideast.liveuamap.com/
>Interactive military map
http://militarymaps.info/
>Timeline map of Syria
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/
>Twitter maps
@syria_protector
@PetoLucem
@miladvisor
@a7_mirza
@hamza_780
RECENT MAPS
>Qayartayn (Mar 28)
https://i.imgur.com/JUGFOGK.jpg
>Palmyra (Mar 27)
https://i.imgur.com/BFJJczh.jpg
>East Ghouta (Mar 27)
http://b.top4top.net/p_868rua1.jpg
>Daraa (Mar 24)
https://i.imgur.com/wF4seMs.jpg
>Nusaybin (mar 23)
https://i.imgur.com/0frVexY.jpg
>Aleppo (Mar 21)
https://i.imgur.com/SaBTayN.jpg
>Darayya (mar 19)
https://i.imgur.com/Axv9QFO.jpg
DEVELOPMENTS (Mar 29)
>Russian military begins demining Palmyra
>Syrian Army advances in Greater Damascus as Nusra assassinates Jaysh Al-Islam leader
>Kurdish YPG launches major assault on rebels at Azaz city
>Syrian Army makes fresh gains near Qaryatayn.
>150 ISIS bombs, mines defused at ancient Palmyra
>Russia: US-led coalition welcomed to help demining Palmyra
>Turkish Army opens fire on Qamishli residents
>Russian Air Force pulverizes ISIS in southeast Homs
>Turkish Army shells Kurdish forces fighting ISIS in northern Syria
>Syrian Marines redeployed to Jisr Al-Shughour front after liberating Palmyra
>Jihadist civil war spreads to Lebanon as ISIS attempts to advance against Al-Qaeda
>Syrian Government says its willing to cooperate with the US against terrorism
>ISIS governor killed by the Iraqi Army near Mosul
>Egypt rejects terrorist label of Hezbollah, attempts to stay neutral
Previous >>69254806
>SouthFront (Mar 29)
https://youtu.be/BcBBVMiU2bU
ON MY POSITION
>>69279416
first for /yys/
>>69279506
Good to know, thanks.
Why doesn't the US have a high speed rail system? I though the US was a first world country
Ask Casey Ryback
True story
![300px-Acela_old_saybrook_ct_summer2011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MPv8ZfY.jpg "300px-Acela old saybrook ct summer2011[1]")
>>69276532
But they do have at least one.
Acela Express in the Northeast United States between Washington, D.C., and Boston via 14 intermediate stops.
We are in no position to judge others by their rail network
So I've been watching pornography numerous times a week for the past years, and these past few months I've noticed an explosion in certain ''catgories'' and fetishes of pornography being dumped all over various porn websites, exemplified best perhaps with this ''BLACKED'' thing, owner is a jew of course, where white women have sex with black men. Besides that, there's been an explosion of accounts on porn websites with the ''cuckold'' fetish, specifically black men with white women. And on top of all that, there's also been an explosion of ''raceplay'' pornography with black men ''breeding'' white women, with capitons the likes of: ''Breeding out the white race, one white bitch at a time'', or ''African seed belongs in white wombs'', and shit like that.
What is this? It can't all be /pol/acks, and it sure as hell can't be a random spontaneous increase in people who are mentally damaged to the point of finding this porn appealing without being /pol/acks, so the only conclusion I'm left with, is that it's the globalists simply conducting psyops. Yesterday, there was some swedish guy on /pol/ spamming those kinds of images I talked about. This is absolutely mental shit that no sane person would indulge in, what other explanation for its aggressive pushing the past few months is there?
Thoughts?
A lot of content on the internet is catered to the user based on prior searches and such; that's my guess.
>>69318053
um ok
>>69317907
lol.
Fuck humans, I can't wait until we get rekt by aliens.
Or maybe if we are lucky transcend our mortal bodies and embrac transhumanism.
Homo saipen saipens days are numbered.
Everyday we move close to something better, race doesn't matter.
People who are hung up on race will always be plebs
Islas Malvinas lie in Argentinian waters, UN commission rules
>https://archive.is/HbHGm#selection-1716.0-1716.1
POST YFW PAKIS GONNA LOSE THEIR SMUG YELLOW-TEETHED SMIRK
>>69274468
Lurk more
>UN
>Mattering
Might makes right. If you want it you're going to have to go take it.
>>69274468
I miss cristina...
