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INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/28/16
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>Roger Stone 3/27/16
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>Best Critique of Ted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B48k204OD98
>Cruz braveheart speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>Trump effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Truth about Ted's Sex Scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Donald drives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>Ted copulates with rats
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>Operation #DropDeadTed
News outlets like to report on petitions if they gain enough attraction. If we get this one enough signatures the media may not be able to resist. We need to keep this in the news and fresh in peoples minds.
https://www.change.org/p/ted-cruz-ted-cruz-drop-out-of-the-presidential-race-for-unfaithfulness-to-your-wife
MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9-2ZzsIIk
#feelthebern
FUCK CANADA
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK ISLAM
THIS IS A MOVEMENT, PEOPLE!
MAGA
Ted Cruz is not real.
PUT THIS IN THE OP
AND SPREAD IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
build wall
>>69280255
But I love Trump...
>>69280255
y-you too
>>69280094
WHAT'S DONE IT'S DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY, NOW IT'S JEB!
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY GUAC IS ENDING
We need Cruz ASAP.
Look at Trump and his numbers. Horrible.
Herman Caine endorsement when?
>average trump supporter
>stupid
>short sighted
>presumptuous
>selfish
>muh feels
>>69280286
Added.
>>69280278
"""""RAFAEL"""""""
GOSH DARNIT DONALD THIS WAS MY TIME
I'M TELLING MY MOM
"Ann Coulter" is trending on twitter
wew lad.
These past few weeks have been fun, lads.
what does praise kek mean?
>Absolute madman!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk
KEKCRUSADE NOW!
NOT PERSONAL ARMY, A CALL TO DEFEND THE HOME FRONT FROM THE REDDIT HORDE!
DESU VULT!
MAGA!
>>69280094
i've become so disinterested in trump since jeb and rubio left
Reminder
SO IS THERE ANYTHING NEW ON CRUZ?
can one of you drumpflets MAGA my FAGA?
SPREAD IT
http://youtu.be/CABQVw9Jsec
WIN THE CHRISTIAN VOTE
>>69280336
>>69280341
>can't even vote
Why is it always Canada?
Oh, right. Cruz is a Canadian.
>>69280379
She's doing it
She's making America great again
>>69280387
thats really nasty
why would he even post that?
>>69280309
>>69280318
alright you guys are cool, have a qt
>>69280379
>TrumpSuperPowers
What is that mean?
>>69280309
>>69280318
It's not you it's these dumbfucks V
>>69280336
>>69280341
>>69280380
>>69280421
>deleted
When did the mods become literal fags?
>>69280387
Added.
>the secret service was there for Reagan and it didn't work, did it
FUCKING SAVAGE, LORD
>>69280379
>3000 tweets
>justifies trending topic
Fuckin Twitter man
>>69280406
>>69280421
FOR KEK, THE GET DELETED BY REPORTING SCUM OF REDDIT!
KEKCRUSADE NOW!
>>69280426
Just new doubt
>>69280380
We are working with ancient energies to secure the election
>>69280380
Maybe stop being a reddit fag and fucking read about who kek is. I'm pretty new but its not difficult to understand.
>>69280421
you might want to clean the mist off of your GPU anon
>>69280387
I had no idea Scott Adams was this based. I thought he evaporated into the aether somewhere in the 90s. This election is wild.
>>69280336
Everyday with the flag.
>>69280494
>why would he even post that?
It surprised me too, but he is the creator of Dilbert, and probably so rich he gives zero fucks
>>69280536
How severe is the level of autism you have?
>>69280380
it's something a bunch of 16 year old faggots think is funny
>>69280255
Many of us praise Kek. Fuck any reddit infiltrators. Based mods find out who the sleazebags are. They take over mod teams and kill forums by pretending they were part of the community culture.
CRUSHING ALL DECEIVERS
MASHING NONBELIEVERS
NEVER ENDING POTENCY
>>69280379
Because she's on msnbc/Hardball, and I probably missed it
>>69280379
GET READY TO WRECK SJWS.
>>69280094
What did she mean by this?
>>69280421
What would a kasisch drop out mean at this point? Cruz is dead in the water, so if kasisch drops out, will Trump basically be unopposed?
Based Ann Coulter will be on hardball in 20 mins; will defend Trump and Corey
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
>>69280286
Expect them to slide it
Meanwhile bernout has a bird shit on his podium and his cronies go insane
>>69280387
....the more vehemently you deny something...
>donald trump henchmen
wasn't aware Rubio's campaign was for MAGA???
Lyin' Ted, indeed.
>>69280700
>mace shot straight up the nose
wew
REDDIT STRUCK AND WE DO NOTHING, LET US NOT BE KEKS, DESU VULT, FOR KEK WE RAID!
REMEMBER THE QUINTS7!
LOOK HOW THEY COME AFTER ME, I'M SURE TO BE BAN SOON,
KEKCRUSADE NOW!
BURN REDDIT!
>>69280700
IN YOUR FACE LIKE A CAN OF MACE
>>69280554
>4 is holy for some reason
>post ends in 4
>>69280578
m8 you need to read Scott Adam's blog. He goes into detail about Trump's mastermind skills and how it works. Pretty insightful desu
http://blog.dilbert.com/
>>69280717
Kucksich is going for liberal states. (Will try to steal WA, OR, NY, etc., like a nigger)
>>69280515
Progs and cucks got assblasted when he wrote "I alone can solve" at the end of a tweet about Islamic terror, saying he thinks he's a Superhero or something. Of course he didn't mean that he, single-handedly, is capable of destroying ISIS, he meant that he is the only candidate capable of handling the problem, the short version just due to the twitter character limit.
>>69280094
Does anyone have the video of the Trump guy outside of the protest area? He says BALONEY and tells the media to "Tell the truth and don't report lies" and that "Not all of us are protesters" and etc.
>Anyone have it in video yet?
#StandWithCorey
>>69280387
Cruz looks like he just got his mum to step in to save him from bullies.
>>69280369
Someone has to tell you, I just wish it wasn't me.
Jeb!, your mother "hates" you and thinks that you are the most "worthless" inheritor of the Bush name.
Ask yourself why she told you to take the family name off the campaign, think about how George always had the better stuff, you are a mess kid.
A big fat mess who decided to go so slow he couldn't reach the starting line.
You give turtles a bad name son.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>69280700
This election cycle has delivered so much good content and it's not even the general!
>>69280700
Ah god yes, strokin' it.
>>69280387
cucked
ANN COULTER ON HARDBALL TURN ON MSNBC FAGGOTS
Reminder that Carlos Slim, the richest man in the world, personally benefits from illegal remittances wired to Mexican banks from the US, totaling over $22 billion per year on average.
>>69280819
Kek has spoken
15 mins until the Town Hall
>>69280866
#StandWithCorey
#VictimOfFields
>>69280426
Article comes out on April 4th
>>69280891
OI britbong
What does Farage think of Trump?
ROGER STONE COMING UP ON LOU DOBBS
Fox Business
watch out out for spam ads and fake virus alerts
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
>>69280953
>>
why is kek related to trump being president?
>>69280700
man I wish she wasn't wearing glasses
>>69281079
I bet a million dollars Keanu is a Bernie supporter.
>>69281022
I hope he doesn't show up. Fuck CNN.
>>69281091
An old god of chaos is physically manifesting himself as the "chaos candidate"
>>69280421
Why are the mods such fucking faggots.... Messing with the board culture.
STONE ON NOW
LOU DOBBS
>>69281091
>being this new
>>69281178
Keanu is too busy fucking trannies to give a shit about things like politics.
>>69280387
damn Carly does not like Don
>>69281033
i believe farage is an official endorser of Trump
we'll get plenty of farage content coming up soon for the referendum, don't know how much he'll talk about trump due to his less than favourable view over here atm
>>69280866
#FreeCorey
>>69281178
He can't even vote.
New angle of maced girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwdYtCXKuoM
She admits she 'deserved it'
>>69281091
Because Trump was pepe long before we started worshipping at the altar of Kek. He foretold our own God by embracing his likeness through memes.
AHAHAHA THIS IS THE MICHELLE FIELDS "ASSAULT" VIDEO. SO BRAVE!
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/714871044708773888
>>69280387
He never answered the question.
>>69281211
He's gonna show up.
Where do people think he won't do it come from?
At least it's with Anderson Cooper moderating, so hopefully he'll be okay.
>>69281079
Fuck she's so pretty, she doesn't deserve it
>>69281236
it was derailing the thread.
>>69281091
the esoteric is rising
>>69281310
Farage openly said he liked trump. along with several other heads of state.
>>69281236
Something happened in the last couple of weeks. New md(s) brought in or something.
>>69281211
Anderson Cooper is as fair as Trump is guaranteed to get. He'll show up.
I'm looking forward to the Cruz segment. Cooper is going to hammer him. Watch.
>>69281376
>Where do people think he won't do it come from?
His tweet this morning.
>>69281344
what a time to be alive
based lou dobbs
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
>>69281245
Is he releasing anything new on Cruz? CNN Town Hall about to be on and will feature Cruz, Kasich, and Trump.
CNN townhall when?
>>69281299
>lets get out of personal lives
>donald trump is a serial philanderer
Oh
How do I get this out of my suggestions feed? Do I just start watching trump rallies and trump videos in incognito
>>69281211
>>69281376
What about CNN? Is Trump going to be on?
>>69281236
Someone got banned for posting a fucking link to a fox business video. What the actual fuck, man?
>>69281344
Well at least she admitted she deserved it
>Cruz saying Corey should be fired because 'assault is a fireable offense'
B..but I thought Cruz stood up for constitutional rights like THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL?
>>69281464
10 bings
>>69281464
10 mins
>>69281310
I've seen a few Farage vids from his addresses and interviews. He strikes me as a churchillesque type. Proud love of Britain, witty, eloquent.
He strikes me as the classic Brit, much in the same way Trump's brashness, business exceptionalism, and no-nonsense air captures the classic american.
Am I way off?
>>69281566
who's starting?
>>69280387
Rato can end it all by simply addressing the issue directly.
>>69281091
fucking reddit
>>69281473
Downvote it.
>>69281444
>His tweet this morning.
>4 trips
Check'd, but what did he say?
>>69280797
>>69280804
>mace
Tfw I thought it was pick related
I wish it really was, she fucking deserves one
>>69281361
who is the man on the boat in this image?
>>69281473
There's a video blocker that can block channels.
Get that.
Wow that video of the assault on that woman reporter is SHOCKING. it is more violent than i could have ever imagined.
Sham on trump for condoning this man!
I'm a Cruz missile now!!
>>69281520
Just like he stood up for 1st amendment rights after Chicago
>>69281520
Cruz is complete piece of shit. I want to vomit when I think back to when I thought he'd make a good VP months ago.
Trump followers tend to be arrested adolescent boys who probably grew up without a father, and are still trying desperately to prove to everyone that they're "men". So they bully their way around, thrust out their chest like ridiculous peacocks, use words like "cuck" and "beta male" and "loser" a lot, hoping desperately to project what they're most afraid of about themselves out onto other people.
Just relax guys. You're okay. You don't need to do these ridiculously transparent stunts. Just study for that GED, stay focused, cut back on the six pack nights and TV, and work hard. You'll get out of that trailer park yet, and maybe an intelligent classy woman will take a second look at you in a few years, and you can leave your sister's bed.
Keep at it. You can make it.
>>69281361
The thing is everyone on Twitter is watching the same video and calling different parties liars.
WE ARE BEING INVADED BY REDDIT, POST BEING DELETED BY THEM WITH MASS REPORTING;
ON TOPIC OR NOT, REDDIT IS INVADING AND DISTRIBUTING TRUMP GEN
KEKCRUSADE NOW
>>69281617
Meaning he doesn't want to address it directly because theres truth to it. CNN needs to ask him in Town Hall!
>>69281344
>GET OUTTA HERE
>YEAH YOU BITCH
>GODDAMNED COMMUNIST NIGGER LOVER GET OUTTA HERE
>>69281603
Kasich
>>69280866
Interesting hash tag... I approve.
>>69281346
>[
this is ridiculous
does everyone here believe this?
LINKS TO TOWN HALL
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/
>>69281590
You're not, he has a very similar 'down to earth' appeal, even if he is a private school kid who went into metal brokering.
>>69281635
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/714807977052610569
>>69281374
>He never answered the question.
That's the point
>>69281711
>autism:the post
>>69281590
no you're exactly correct sir
maga so we can mega
>>69281653
CANT STAIN THE CAIN
>>69281704
>Yeah, because (pic related) is the REAL future.
na
>>69281732
boring af
at least Cruz has something interesting going for him
>>69281431
>tfw Farage, Geert, Åkesson, and Le Pen like Trump
>>69281411
God Emperor will magically heal her organs with energy.
IT'S BEEN A BUSY DAY
Scavino put up best video of Trump Feels from last rally.
>https://www facebook com/DanScavino/?pnref=story
>>69281668
I would say Caesar Augustus
>>69281520
>assault
well Cruz is after all an Attorney its his profession to twist facts to suit a narrative.
In my and most people's views Corey did nothing more than brush Fields' hand away from his Client , Trump .
Its disgusting to hear rato Cruz being so egregiously disingenuous doing everything he can to distort the facts far beyond all reasonable proportion for any possible damage it can do to Trump... the fact is that will backfire on him and people will see he is in fact Lyin' Ted and shun him at the ballot.
>>69281520
The Constitution, which Cruz claims to care so much about, has something to say about "due process". One of the pillars of due process is the idea of being innocent until proven guilty - but Cruz doesn't believe in it.
>>69281711
WATCH AS THEY SHILL ME, YOU KNOW IT'S HAPPENING!
KEKCRUSADE NOW!
>>69281033
He was with Randlet but I think he's switched to Trump since.
>>69281711
>Australia is disregarded automatically as a troll.
Every fucking time it gets me, hahahaha. Fuck you ausfailia.
>>69281668
y-you went to school, right?
>>69281361
>Caduceus
>>69281704
projecting much?
single mother? it's okay, not your fault
>>69281653
Good old Herman.
>>69281344
>GODDAMN COMMUNIST NIGGER LOVER, GET OUTTA HERE
>>69281739
Some aspects of /pol/ aren't meant to actually be taken seriously, you autistic leaf. Nobody here actually worships a fucking cartoon frog.
Tweet @cnn to ask Cruz to answer question directly in Town Hall! Starts in 5m
>>69281344
>>69281729
this will get into the hands of the media
>>69281704
I'm in grad school. My dad's a cool guy. Some of Trump's braggadocio makes me laugh, but it's a character you dummy!
Lighten up. Your dad was around alright, but I bet he beat the shit out of you. Sad!
....or just pasta.
>>69281856
All my heros like my other heros.
>>69281704
Cool projection, bro. Way to put yourself out there.
>>69281520
Everyone bombard that kike rat on Twitter and FB over his bullshit.
>>69280094
>1080x1920
>>69281752
the real mvp
>>69281947
you guys are confusing as fuck
I just this is all a joke
>>69281729
god damn it pol control your power level in public
ANN COULTER ON HARDBALL IN 5 MINS
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
SHE WILL BTFO THE LIBERALS OVER COREY AND TRUMP
>>69281344
GET OUTTA HERE YOU GODDAMN COMMUNIST NIGGER LOVER
>tfw hoping for Melissa to live long enough to see Trump be president
Fug ;_;7
>>69281590
You're not wrong lad
People like him make me proud to be British
>>69282079
>what is a smartphone
>>69282103
lurk moar
>>69281947
Speak for yourself, I'm buying a kek statue come payday and have added him to my personal pantheon
>>69281376
They say it will be Chris Matthews the leg tingler instead of AC
https://twitter.com/ErikaMasonhall/status/713498681178198016
>>69282118
My 60 year old dad would've said the same exact thing. It's not just /pol/.
>>69281757
Thanks for the insight!
Follow-up: is there a perception of Americans to be less refined than Brits due to our use of more plain language and less-than-diplomatic approach to issues?
Or is that mentality old-fashioned and the prevailing consensus of the "American" idiom is more endearing as opposed to crass?
>>69281963
It actually looks really fucking bad because you can't even see her punch
Bill Mitchell put out a new video on the Michelle Fields-Corey fiasco.
The Michelle Fields, Corey Lewandowski Craziness Explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GMkeeRkKmA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GMkeeRkKmA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GMkeeRkKmA&feature=youtu.be
>>69281947
Meme magic and the Kek/Pepe duality are a good metaphors for understanding memes/memetics/Egregor or whatever name you wish to give it desu senpai
>>69282103
It's all a joke if you're a leaf, yeah.
>>69282030
Hopefully Trump's success loosens their countries up enough to put them in power so we can make the west great again
I thought someone said there was a debate tonight at 8 PM
>>69282302
PRAISE KEK
>>69282389
There is a Town Hall.
>>69282283
>>69282274
There's a perception that you're all retarded hicks, unfortunately
>>69281711
>blacking out names
disregarded
>>69282302
PRAISE KEK
>>69282389
Town Hall
CNN
>>69281344
>>GET OUTTA HERE
>>YEAH YOU BITCH
>>GODDAMNED COMMUNIST NIGGER LOVER GET OUTTA HERE
God, I missed Trump. The past week made me almost complacent. He must never take that long of a break again.
>>69282274
No it's because we literally told them to fuck off, dumped their tea and hid in the woods and shot them till they left.
>>69282283
>>69282433
>>69282361
Rand had the fucking bantz back in the day. I trust his father more, but I like Rand more personally
>>69282302
PRAISE KEK
Can I come in?
>>69282302
PRAISE KEK
LINKS TO TOWN HALL
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/
>>69282434
that is unfortunate since it's only a small subsection of America. It would be like us thinking all of you were Chavs
>>69281431
>it was derailing the thread.
Yet the cruz shills and copypasta spammers never get banned, the retard face spammer never gets banned, and the weeb shitposters (not the MAGA weebs, the ones who come on here and just dump their anime folders) never get banned
>>69282183
>smartphone screen res
>not 1440 x 2560
>>69282103
What is so fucking hard to understand?
Kek is our god who built the universe from repeating digits who has blessed us with the power to alter reality.
Fucking leafs, i swear.
>>69282382
>http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
I'm really banking on that. It wouldn't be the first time that America had that kind of influence on the rest of the world.
TRUMP ON
>>69282532
He balances out Mitch, that old turtley open borders fuck.
>>69282541
NO SNEKS
>>69282302
PRAISE KEK
>>69282103
what about you go back where you came from, nigger
>>69282302
you guys are coming off as mentally ill
STARTING NOW NIGGERS
CNN
16% say Corey should have his job suspended
really guys? that's too big of a number
>>69281344
>tfw get the fuck outta here ya communist nigger lover!!!
>>69282666
it's literally who for an hour
THIS INTRO AHAHAHAH
I'm digging this wrestling announcer intro.
>>69281668
Arguably the greatest human being that has ever existed.
>>69282670
Probably Rato and Shillary fans spamming it.
>>69282434
If the most powerful nation in the world is made up of retarded hicks what does that say about every other country?
I almost want CNN to blindside Trump and Cruz and bring them out together and have them go at it
IT'S ON!
>>69281653
choo choo I can hear the Herman Cain Love Train
>>69281431
Eh it was sort of derailing the thread...
But it was bloody quints on call. There's an ultra low chance of that.
>>69282664
seriously, how new are you?
>>69282707
I was just thinking the same shit
>>69282661
I saw Amagami.
i really missed this dumb intros
BRING IT ON!
THE TOWN HALL IS HERE
TUNE IN
TURN ON
GET IN
CNN
Trump should ask Anderson why he agreed to be in BvS
>>69281711
BERNOUTS GET OUT! OUT OUT OUT!
You support a Jewish communist for president.
>>69282591
>what is an aspect ratio
Drumpf BTFO
pack it in boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzp1EDRA3Iw
>>69282434
Eh, that's fair.
At least we get our secret vengeance by making all Brits villains in our movies.
Plus, your women love a tall American man like our women love a tall British man. We should have a waifu swap set up.
>>69282664
>moron calls others dumb
ok
Why no sticky? Or was it only primaries that got them? I can't remember if debates did.
>>69282541
If you're legal!
>>69282664
Worshipping a cartoon frog that was made up two months ago is a joke. Supporting Donald Trump who has been running for President since last summer is real.
See the difference? Autism not even once
Anyone got a youtube stream?
GOP TOWN HALL STARTING NOW
LIVE HD CNN STREAM HERE:
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
>>69280094
This CNN intro to the town hall is the saddest shit I have ever heard from a news outlet...jesus; it sounds like the presidential coverage from Idiocracy.
>>69282579
most americans i've met assume i love tea
they're not wrong but still these stereotypes exist for a reason
>voters
ALSO MAKE SURE TO LOOK FOR THE SHILLS
El Rato out first
>>69282829
just post the video i don't need to hear some faggot blab on
Why is Cruz first and not Kasich?
Is this to avoid any possible run-in with the Trump?
Just here to MAGA
>>69282870
I'm not the one worshipping an Egyptian frog god so Trump becomes president
>>69282876
TOWN HALLS HAVEN'T GOT THEM ANON
So is the literal who going to talk last, or after Cruz?
Just listened to the Miss Wisconsin lady. Holy fuck.
Ted Cruz just BTFO Trump!
HOLY FUCK HOW CAN TRUMP EVEN COMPETE?
HELLO RATO, MASTER OF CHEESE.
>Starting with Cruz
Aaaaaand the ratings go to shit.
>>69282596
>Kek is our god
Maybe yours, heathen.
>>69282664
The esoteric is such for a reason
FUCKING RAT
WHat a fucking RAT he knows it's not battery
EL RATO STOP LYING
REEE
>>69282900
oh look, it's the guy with the radio show nobody listens to :)
>no place for personal insults
You attacked first, Rato
You faggot
I hate this fucking rat
THIS FUCKING GUY
RATO
WE LIVE
>>69282961
It's slightly less crazy than the Bernie Sanders cult in whichever sacrificing your student loan money will make that loan disappear.
TRUMP, FUCKING RUSH THE STAGE
>WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD IT YOU DUMMY
Who's ready for Cruz to talk about Trump for an entire hour
already
>no place for insults
>"YOU ARE A COWARD"
>El rato being this delusional
How long until Trump speaks?
>a campaign built on attacks and insults
LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU LEAFY RAT FUCK
BIBLE HIGH
PATH FORWARD IS 1237
the rat needs to suffer
I hope his wife is cheating on him right now
>>69282970
sad as fuck.
>>69282961
cringing pretty hard
lyyyyyingggg ted
Cruz is the most insincere person I've ever seen in my life. Every inflection in his voice comes across as rehearsed and artificial.
>>69282302
Praise Kek, blessings be upon us all.
>>69283021
>t. fucking leaf
Why are you guys trying to be more infuriating than Turkroaches?
Holy shit how can he be this delusional?
>Ted Cruz deflecting with an anecdote
>It's a Cruz episode
>literally starts off asking about Trump
He can't stop talking about Donald
>you really think you can get 85%?!
>absolutely
Even Anderson doesn't beleive his shit.
>>69283105
She's probably getting railed by 3 niggers right now
fucking canadians
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>69281344
>communist nigger lover
>>69283129
His accent is fake. That man does not speak like that I assure you.
Here comes an entire hour of "donald trump" and nothing about lyin' ted's platform.
>we got all of the delegates in Utah
Tell us what happened in Arizona teddy
can't even tell a joke
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE.
CRUZ COPYING TRUMP AGAIN
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>Ceiling meme
What a fucking idiot.
>>69283161
He's more obsessed than RPGcrazed.
Kudos to anyone who gets the reference
SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>SOMONE MAKE A STICKY?
>>69283105
Cheating?
She doesn't even love him.
great mods
>85%
On CNN Town Hall now, Ted Cruz
>if we continue to beat Donald Trump
>continue to beat Donald Trump
>beat Donald Trump
>continue
The Don has already won this battle. Faggot literally cannot forget about him now.
>>69283197
>I rehearsed it in the mirror for an hour, why isn't anybody laughing?
>MUH CEILING
That bear joke came off as fucking creepy.
THE CEILING MEME
He must have a throat issue or something. He can't stop saying Donald
>>69281947
You will burn at the steak you heathen.
>>69283225
nice
>ceiling meme
>Trump at 49% nationally
This guys just lies, lies, and lies.
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>>69283193
Really?
I've been out of the loop.
>WE'RE NOT COMPETING TO STOP TRUMP
LOOOOL
sheeeeeeet
ratos playing the convention angle big time
Cruz didn't get the memo that RNC changed the rules on 8 states.
Fucking idiot faggot ass
He knows too.
Cruz lying about the 8 states rule too
FOR FUCKS SAKE
HARD CEILING!
TRUMP BTFO!
HAHAHAHHA
CRUZ ALPHA AS FUCK
>>69281344
Watch media show this clip on tv, the guy shouting "nigger lover", but not the part where that girl throws a punch
>ted being interviewed by a fgt
>>69283250
Cuck mods.
>Parroting Trump
Fuck this Rat
>>69283254
One word for Lyin' Ted: SCOREBOARD
My tablet wallpaper
>>69283250
wtf?
will trump win california by a landslide?
>>69281079
Somebody gimme a tl;dw. I can't marathon this because I've got dinner going.
http://biblecodedetective.com/trump
trump confirmed president. and he will be civil as well.
>>69284527
it's 3 minutes long m8
>>69281931
They stop teaching European history in America, UK, canada etc.. It makes our niggers feel inferior so they stopped teaching it.
>>69281178
No way man, Keanu is red pilled didn't you see the matrix? Also he wrote this http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/entertainment/07-Mar-2016/keanu-reeves-s-another-powerful-message-for-the-world
>>69282302
PRAISE KEK
>>69282826
>DEUS VULT!
AN EXCUSS!
