/pol/ humour
Last one was far from finished
>>69697849
Continuing dump
Can't we call it satire instead? I feel like it's more depressing than humorous.
Post anything related to Armenia.
/news/armenian-patriotic-songs/maps
you know what to do /pol/
Ignore cuck-roaches and baby-roaches
Kardashians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDG1TbcILQw
Sarkeesian
Was Gaddafi in the right?
>>69706649
Yes. Fuck the US, UK, and al-Qaeda. Qaddafi was the greatest African leader in a long time.
>>69706649
Yup, Libya has the highest standard of living in Africa before we bombed the shit out of it
Mostly yeah
Links updated for Mar 31
http://pastebin.com/7MbBDnjq (everything you'd ever need is here)
Thread for discussion of Syria, Yemen, Iraq, and Libya (Armenia SOON)
>Interview w/ Assad
http://youtu.be/wELCDCPsw6M
>Thread theme
http://youtu.be/0Cg-KfIl8IQ
>Fratured Video
http://youtu.be/FG_QNYohMhY
http://youtu.be/M_x3n5ip_tA
PERMA MAPS
>Live hohol with ticker
http://mideast.liveuamap.com/
>Interactive military map
http://militarymaps.info/
>Timeline map of Syria
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/
>Twitter maps
@syria_protector
@PetoLucem
@miladvisor
@a7_mirza
@hamza_780
RECENT MAPS
>Qayartayn (Mar 31)
http://e.top4top.net/p_902w2o1.jpg
>Hasakah (Mar 31)
https://i.imgur.com/ptXOtsN.jpg
>Daraa (Mar 31)
https://i.imgur.com/NMSGNVR.jpg
>East Ghouta (Mar 30)
http://a.top4top.net/p_89djay1.jpg
>Palmyra (Mar 27)
https://i.imgur.com/BFJJczh.jpg
>Aleppo (Mar 21)
https://i.imgur.com/SaBTayN.jpg
DEVELOPMENTS (April 1)
>Syrian Front: SAA and People’s Protection Units Continue to Advance in Different Battlefields
>Truce agreements have been signed with elders of two inhabited localities of the Hama province. The total number of settlements, the leaders of which had signed reconciliation agreements, has reached 53.
>Humanitarian aid has been provided to civilians of the Aleppo province for the first time. Citizens of Blat and Kabra, which had been liberated from militants, have received 4.4 tons of food products.
>The ceasefire regime has been observed in most provinces. Within last 24 hours, 10 ceasefire violations have been registered (Aleppo, Latakia, Damascus – 3 for each, Idlib – 1).
Previous >>69694341
can we stop talking about Turkey?
make a Turkey thread then you can all bitch about how Turks are <race> and the turk diaspora can heroically defend their country while not even living there to gain approval of actual turks
Should be enough to fill up a few thousand Generals. Gl hf.
>>69706209
DELET THIS
>>69706209
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQAoA8u7VnI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukjV6GzH-E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_rXvTdwzQ
>Janesville, WI 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiDtQrjZ8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
OFFICIAL TRUMP PLAYLIST:
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TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE:
>http://trumpshow.info/
>http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
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It's retarded.
The "le child free and happy" meme is pushed by two groups
>too immature to have kids so "look how happy I am with all these material things!!!!" Le men shouldn't have le babies because of womens
And
>the Jew who wants a mixed America.
The ONLY path to happiness is parenting the next generation
The ONLY way to be truly happy, not "I got a new PC" happy but truly happy is to have a family.
It's awesome. Human's are a scourge that should be purged from the earth.
Silicon Jihad: How Silicon Valley elites and the American progressive ruling class formed unholy alliances with Middle Eastern powers to foster the modern rise of extreme Islamic terrorism, mortgage the safety and personal wealth of America's working class, and reign in the demise of domestic independent energy producers.
https://infamy.org/
>>69705967
Yeah. I read about it on wikileaks. Great article and a view inside the destruction of Europe and the Middle East.
https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/
I'm legitimately kind of scared.
bump this shit. Don't let it be slid.
YLYL THREAD
It can be Carl the cuck, fat shaming, feminists getting BTFO, you name it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9d6PSmSNak&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z122xvcatvrxzt25m04chriipwrvsr5y1io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5j6-0rRQzg
Pity bumping your thread.
Post your rare or oc merchants
http://jezebel.com/majority-of-scotlands-mainstream-party-leaders-identify-1768674810
>Scotland is “the only country in the world where the majority of its mainstream party leaders are out as LGB."
End my suffering.
>>69705448
Great Lord above....
SCOTTISH ISLANDER HERE (OUTER HEBRIDES)
I'M SCARED
WHO DO I VOTE FOR
WHAT DO I DO TO PROTECT MY ISLANDS?
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Previous thread: >>69699722
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Who is allied with whom?
Azerbajan is allied with turkey and consists of muslims
Armenia is allied with russia and is oriental orthodox.
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RECENT DEVELOPEMENTS:
>more than 100 armenian terrorists are destroyed by azerbaijan armed forces
>#Karabakh army caused more than 200 losses to #Azerbaijan. Only in #Talish they lost 30 special servicemen.
>one attack helicopter shot down by Armenians
>Azerbaijan army continues advancing, several strategic places taken.
>Azerbaijan bombed school in Karabakh
>Yerevan recruiting offices calling up military reserves
>Karabakh army destroyed Azerbaijan 4 tanks, 2 drones & 2 helicopters so far
>The Armenian military has accused Azerbaijani forces of launching a major offensive, involving tanks, heavy artillery, and helicopter gunships.
>U.S. Vice President Joe Biden met with the presidents of Armenia and Azerbaijan separately on April 1 and called on them to peacefully settle the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/03/31/readout-vice-president-bidens-meeting-president-ilham-aliyev-azerbaijan
>from armenians forum: "I have family fighting in Kharabagh. They are sending the soldiers to the front. There is a buildup underway."
>Azer ready to solve the conflict through war, - Azer official
http://www.interfax.ru/world/501673
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related twitters:
https://twitter.com/expressturkiye
https://twitter.com/StopTurkishGov
https://twitter.com/Karabakh_MoD
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azerbaijiani tv:
http://tv.atv.az/az/live?lang=live
armenian tv:
http://globaltv.am/
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Livemap:
http://caucasus.liveuamap.com/
First for fuck turks
>>69704990
Summary with a bunch of stats for your reading pleasure to help you decide who to support or just for fun reading
I support Azerbaijan 100%
Where were you when Tesla made America Great Again single-handedly and changed the world forever?
https://youtu.be/Q4VGQPk2Dl8?t=19m13s
>over 200,000 preorders, worth about 8 billion in revenue in 24 hours
>0-60 in 5 seconds
>minimum of 215-250 mile range, possibly more
>gigafactory now in operation in america, producing more lithium ion than all batteries in the world combined
>all electric
>minimal futuristic look
>one of the safest cars ever made
>no instrument cluster
>one single piece of glass covering the entire roof and windshield to give a more serene spacious open room
>most spacious entry-level sedan ever
>charges in 20 mins for free with supercharger or home
>far less moving parts and drivetrain repair cost
>autopilot standard
>only 35k, the price of the average car sold in the US
>pre-ordering a special snowflake car that nobody has even driven yet
No wonder so many people are in debt in burgerland.
>autopilot
hmmmmmmmmm
I just got rejected from several colleges because of my race while nig nogs and spics who complain about racism and force diversity down people's throats got in.
>nig hate thread
>libcuck hate thread
Whine some more white boi, you can't be poor so you should have had the money to go to school anyways. And since you grew up so fuckin privileged you should have been able to get the good grades no problem. Too much of an autist school shooter white boi to make the grades even? Cry some more faggot blacks have suffered for years and still do.
>>69704277
Wait, fuck what?
How the fuck lawyer can be both deaf and blind? How she will communicate with judge, her client and whoever in the court ?
>>69704405
Nice bait,
I'm actually Asian so try again
Are there no go zones in Berlin, London, Paris, Stockholm? Our goverment started a new site and everybody clamis there is no such thing.
Site: http://kvota.kormany.hu/
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/31/hungary-anti-migrant-site-900-no-go-areas-eu
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/02/there-are-900-no-go-areas-in-europe-according-to-hungary/
Some housing estates in London are no go.
Luton has no go areas.
Bradford I wouldn't go to at all, it has no redeeming qualities.
I'm sure people will say Birmingham has no go areas but I'm not sure on how bad they are.
>>69704415
Why people let their goverment to make such palces?
>>69704058
All the East / North of Paris is a no-go zone.
Too bad that's where Roissy airport was built.
Young youth killed while videotapping his death.
How does this make you guys feel? Justified for being on someones turf or gunned down before he could turn his life around?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520552/Mom-Chicago-man-live-streamed-gunned-reveals-watched-woman-screaming-clip-him.html#v-7320427878208356239
>>69703587
AYYYO HOL UP
*lip smacks*
>>69703758
Justified for being a nigger.