Ask government surveillance anything.
>>69864802
How's the benefits plan?
How much of your job is actually filling out stupid paperwork forms?
How can I get paid to shitpost?
>Be American
>2017
>Hillary won in a landslide
>Go outside
>Neighbourhood full of chimps
>Sprint to car to get to work
>Can't sprint because morbidly obese
>Get shot at 3 times
>Can't fire back, only minorities are allowed guns
>Nimbly navigate the shots
>'Just another wednesday'
>Use keys to open door
>Remember cars are banned because muh environment
>Take bike instead
>Bike is nowhere to be found
>Briefly forgetting your neighbours
>Decide to walk instead because the public transport system is shit
>Make it 10 feet off your property
>Get stabbed and robbed (forgetting your neighbours, not even once)
>Get into ambulance
>'Sorry we have to take 33% longer to get to the hospital, gender laws'
>Almost at the hospital
>Nignog protestors hold up the ambulance
>Whiteys give us your money and shiiiieeeet
>Ask politely to drive forward
>Ambulance workers give me a horrified look
>'Sorry sir we have to respect them'
>Everyone on the ambulance pays their daily slavery reparations
>Get to hospital, get treated
>Leave
>'Just a minute sir, you forgot your bill'
>$1,000,000 plus an 33% for the cis-white-male tax
>Sigh to yourself
>'At least that's over with'
>Go home
>House has been looted, nignogs partying and destroying your property
>Still forgetting who your neighbours are, come on now
>'Ayo hol up whiteboi dis our shiiieett now'
>Get beaten up and left in the gutter
>Now homeless
>Decide to live under a bridge
>Can't live under a bridge because the Turkroaches and mudslimes King Nignog brought in need their natural habitat
>Decide it isn't worth living anymore
>No gun to kill yourself
>Decide to jump off skyscraper
>Whites have already been banned from entering buildings over one story to remind them how little they've contributed to society
>Out of nowhere a wild mudslime appears
>Flashing light
>Wake up
>'Glad to see your back with us, that'll be $10,234,243 plus your white-cis-male-tax of 33%'
>Die again
Murica bros, how do you cope?
>>70084855
By not losing a war to emus.
>>70084921
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
Good job OP this was funny
Why are Finns that come here such inhuman waste of life? I see Finns boast about their IQ all the damn time, but they are actually less civilized than the Russians. All of your culture comes from us, we made you, Finns.
Estonia is better than Finland
>Mfw I actually shit like that once
>>69864747
Dude looks like he's camping
>tfw having a qt shy 10/10 estonian grillfriend
Feelsgoodman
I'm up for it. Would Christians be willing to fight the race war with us side-by-side?
>>69864668
I will go ask my black neighbor (who is a pastor) and Jose who is a catholic what they think.
>>69864668
bumping
>>69864668
No.
http://imgur.com/gallery/gCLrX
Godspeed, Iceland bros.
Iceland unlike /pol/ jails their corrupt bankers instead of glorifying any criminal on Wallstreet as Muh capitalism
Really Iceland is the anti thesis of /pol/
>Just a friendly reminder to all tourists visiting Iceland for the next couple of days. If the government does not resign by tomorrow morning there will be riots in the center of Reykjavík.
>Although we are known for very aggressive looking tactic when it comes to rioting we do not intend to hurt anyone. The Police is our family, friends, uncles and neighbours and it would be awkward.
>That being said, they are the bumper between the people and the politicians and their job is to defend the government and parliament as is custom in many countries. Our prime minister has yet refused to resign after being exposed as a financial criminal, something he was elected to protect us from.
>We just found out today that the criminals are also members of parliament and the mayors office.
>Tomorrow we will kick them out if they have not already resign. They will be prosecuted and put in prison according to law.
>It depends on them how hard we will have to fight but people are fucking pissed.
God be with you.
Or elves as it were, since I heard you believe in those more.
What is this man's connection to the Panama Papers, and what's his endgame?
>>69864468
If he's smart, his ties will be viewed as accidental and/or incidental. Somebody he hired would have done it, or some such crap.
>>69864468
game: creating wars for shekels
endgame: destroy the white race
>>69864468
probably as a distraction for the normies, gte them looking at other people like that big meanie Putin. As for him being in the "leak" I'd chalk that up to being an oversight, or an attempt to distract us. Though I'd bank on it being an attempt to distract us, that's an awful big fuck up if it is one.
Kill people, get death penalty?
Sure?
Sure
Why not?
>>70084708
niggers aren't people
What are /pol/'s thoughts on Stefan Molyneux, host of Freedomain Radio and anarcho-capitalist philosopher? Hope you're doing well.
>>69864256
NOT
>>69864256
he made some great gaems
>>69864289
*sigh* AN
American patriots welcome. Dump anything American related, non-Americans need not apply.
>>70083561
Daily reminder that George Lincoln Rockwell is the embodiment of the patriotic American.
>>69864201
Racist against who??
Cause I have only seen blacks being racist to each other.
>>69864305
to whites and asians
It's only okay because it isn't okay to criticize people of colour.
We've been over this before Justin. go to bed
RED PILL me on the IRA, please.
>>69864145
They're brave men fighting British Occupation of their nation. They seek independence, because they do not believe that an island should rule over them. They're basically the same as the American Revolutionary's
>>69864145
Potato-tier terrorists who are beyond irrelevant at this point.
>>69864145
child murderers
edgy young potatoniggers try to be cool and associate themselves with them but dont realise they'd be eating saw dust if not for us bailing them out ....... again.
>>69864637
we dont run Ireland dummy.
fuck off with your guess work.
Lets talk about this.
What do you think will happen?
nothing
>>69864096
Literally nothing
>>69864096
>Panama leaks
Is there any video with subtitles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPXI6tA31yI
that was so damn uplifting. BUMP
It's got subtitles.
>>69864133
it would be uplifting if it actually held any promise for change, you might as well think that your local hemp party was finally going to make weed legal(ofc this comparison doesn't work for canadians).
it's nothing but a fantasy, the cucks outnumber us. and soon the niggery will too.
>In Afghanistan and elsewhere in the Islamic world, this kind of behavior is broadly tolerated. Women are so devalued, men look to other men and boys for sexual pleasure. Also, the Qur’an promises not just virgins to the blessed, but boys like “scattered pearls”:
>>“Those are the ones brought near in the Gardens of Pleasure, a company of the former peoples and a few of the later peoples, on thrones woven, reclining on them, facing each other. There will circulate among them young boys made eternal with vessels, pitchers and a cup from a flowing spring.” — Qur’an 56:11-18
>>“And they will be given to drink a cup whose mixture is of ginger, a fountain within Paradise named Salsabeel. There will circulate among them young boys made eternal. When you see them, you would think them scattered pearls. And when you look there, you will see pleasure and great dominion.” — Qur’an 76:17-20
>Then add in the idea that Infidels exist for the pleasure of Muslims, and you get this.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/04/88911
>>70083517
ayy lmao. did the boy say danke to the mudshit for the pleasure?
>>70083517
GERMANKEKS BTFO
Vaccination against extreme ideologies.
They won't get a vaccine, they will get an injection of the cold hard truth
>>69863813
French + intelligence?
>>69863813
How can you be inoculated if the virus is already in your body?
