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>Be American
>2017
>Hillary won in a landslide
>Go outside
>Neighbourhood full of chimps
>Sprint to car to get to work
>Can't sprint because morbidly obese
>Get shot at 3 times
>Can't fire back, only minorities are allowed guns
>Nimbly navigate the shots
>'Just another wednesday'
>Use keys to open door
>Remember cars are banned because muh environment
>Take bike instead
>Bike is nowhere to be found
>Briefly forgetting your neighbours
>Decide to walk instead because the public transport system is shit
>Make it 10 feet off your property
>Get stabbed and robbed (forgetting your neighbours, not even once)
>Get into ambulance
>'Sorry we have to take 33% longer to get to the hospital, gender laws'
>Almost at the hospital
>Nignog protestors hold up the ambulance
>Whiteys give us your money and shiiiieeeet
>Ask politely to drive forward
>Ambulance workers give me a horrified look
>'Sorry sir we have to respect them'
>Everyone on the ambulance pays their daily slavery reparations
>Get to hospital, get treated
>Leave
>'Just a minute sir, you forgot your bill'
>$1,000,000 plus an 33% for the cis-white-male tax
>Sigh to yourself
>'At least that's over with'
>Go home
>House has been looted, nignogs partying and destroying your property
>Still forgetting who your neighbours are, come on now
>'Ayo hol up whiteboi dis our shiiieett now'
>Get beaten up and left in the gutter
>Now homeless
>Decide to live under a bridge
>Can't live under a bridge because the Turkroaches and mudslimes King Nignog brought in need their natural habitat
>Decide it isn't worth living anymore
>No gun to kill yourself
>Decide to jump off skyscraper
>Whites have already been banned from entering buildings over one story to remind them how little they've contributed to society
>Out of nowhere a wild mudslime appears
>Flashing light
>Wake up
>'Glad to see your back with us, that'll be $10,234,243 plus your white-cis-male-tax of 33%'
>Die again
Murica bros, how do you cope?
>>70084855
By not losing a war to emus.
>>70084921
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
Good job OP this was funny
>>70084855
Finally! Prepare for the greatest bantz in history, Americunts, as Straya and Gurkha team up together!
https://youtu.be/NI7xxhp0rk8
>>70084977
You are literally irrelevant to any political schemes and the world in general. You rely on the good graces of china and india to simply exist.
>>7008513 Dude your not even real
>>70084977
>shit story anon
>flag tho
>>70084855
kek/10
>>70084977
t. average iq of niggers
>>70084977
checked, at least you tried anon.
>>70085203
Why do burgers always sound so angry? Is it because it's been five minutes since you shoved a chilli dog down your throat?
>Good graces
Bah! Not embargoing a landlocked country is not "help".
>>70085203
>You rely on the good graces of China
Americans and statistics, not even once
>>70084977
A FUCKING MOUNTAIN
PEOPLE PAY YOU TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB TO GET AS FAR UP FROM YOUR AS POSSIBLE
>>70085421
Weak bantz are weak. You are still irrelevant. If it were a different era, china would own and subjugate you.
>>70084855
Serious hatred there kangaroo, all I know is that when(if) we go down, the entire West will follow. Including you my fat, drunk stupid shit for brain friend.
>>70085493
>PEOPLE PAY YOU TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB TO GET AS FAR UP FROM YOUR AS POSSIBLE
American educayshun
>>70084855
>see flag
>discard statement
>>70085473
By that, I think he meant not invading them outright.
>>70084977
That is some high quality butthurt you've created friend
>itt murrifats can't handle the banter
>>70085575
>Straya shitposting? Take it to the Prime Minister
> 2019
> Ghoullary is president
> doing my second month on my stretch at the re-education internment camp
> eating the the horrible food that gives you ED and makes you docile.
> kid next to me spouts a meme about something
> smile for the first time since my parents were killed during the martial law days
>>70085830
>>70085421
>>70085810
Weak, but you put in a lot of time and effort so here's a reply
>>70084977
Didn't your whole nation just get rekt by an earthquake last year and elect communists? Top kek
>>70086114
>be american
>get spain'd
>>70086193
It's okay, Straya. I appreciate your bantz. You try so hard to be relevant. Other countries could learn a thing or two from you in trying to get Murrica's attention.
>>70084855
i laughed
....i keep an extra strong rope hidden though just in case this does happen i can anhero
>>70085203
>>70085270
>>70085396
>>70085419
>>70085539
Get mad, faggets.
I'd rather be a citizen of a country with culture just oozing every step, temples, stupas, architecture, thankas, music than a plagiarizing country that thinks gentrification, covering bacon in chocolate and bubblegum pop is culture.
Gurkhas are the best infantry in the world, read some stories. We fight for peace while you faggots have somehow managed to fund every terrorist organization from the past century. And you've not even been a country for that long!
And your army! You lost to peasants! Technological prowess doesn't mean anything when your army is literally full of cucks.
And as for relevance, the only reason you are even in the world stage is because of Britannia. They built railroads, infrastructures and traded everywhere they conquered.
Remember, we held off Britian, one of the biggest empires in history.
I'd rather have a history of fighters that decimated the biggest army in history at the time than a "relevant" country that's been fucked by that same army.
Now I should keep you from your "multicultural" ass rape. Prep your bulls, bend over for Allah and don't burn too many calories... You might start looking even slightly desirable.
>Drops mic
Peace, I'm out.
>Pic related
>The average Murican
>>70086420
>to get Murrica's attention.
>Murrica's
>rr
Do we even need to try?
>tfw democrats run whitehouse for 12 years
>>70086178
Yes and no.
>>70086096
Top kek. This burger is alright.
>>70085810
You ain't seen nothing yet.
>>70086490
>>70084855
tl;dr. I'm American so you have to make your insults shorter and catchier.
>>70086490
>the only reason you are even in the world stage is because of Britannia
Now you're just being a silly sherpa
>>70084977
HALF OF A FLAG
>>70086902
Its the truth. Anything of value you adopted from us. We paved the road, you just walked down it. We handed it to you on a silver platter. You act as if you actually worked for any of it.
>>70085493
Risking life and limb to do something brave and great
More than you will be able to say when the reaper comes for you fatty
>>70087058
HALF OF A POPULATION
>>70086178
That fucking show triggers me so hard. Fucking worst shit I had to sit through as a kid while having to deal with fucking church.
>>70087173
>try to climb the tallest mountain in the world
>either die in the process or permantly injure self
>something brave and great
Am I missing something or is this really what you believe?
>>70084855
There is only one way to avert this (aside from electing Trump).
>>70087190
>not including utah or vermont, which constantly stay like 90% white
wew lads
>>70087191
Veggie Tales is great.
You just have shit taste.
>>70087190
It is impossible to predict demographic trends 50 years into the future.
>>70087191
lol don't forget odyssey
anyone remember ACE schools?
>>70087489
I can tell you one thing. America won't be around for long.
>>70087165
So, Britain is responsible for all the work it took to build up America and make it into the world's greatest superpower?
Interesting.
>>70087307
>Being this afraid
This is why you will never be a great man
Enjoy doing nothing with this life
>>70087564
How so?
>>70087165
>thanks for building my country for me, limey
>no really, great job with that manifest destiny
We claimed our country's independence because we knew you were too weak to keep it. All that inbreeding. Now it looks like you won't have a country much longer, bong
>>70084855
>yfw there will never be a straight white male president again
it's jews, blacks and women from here on out lads :^)
>>70087569
kek, its the gods honest truth.
>>70084855
What's up cunt?
>>70087489
Denial is a helluva drug
>>70087846
>be american
>eat shit
>>70087424
>Vermont is 90% white
>Still votes democrats for more shitskins
You can't make this up
>>70084855
>Murica bros, how do you cope?
You wouldn't believe how easy and nice it is to live in a White suburban, grassy-green neighborhood in the U.S.
Enjoy your desert though, I guess.
>>70088818
Fucking clover. What a piece of shit software
>>70087165
>We handed it to you on a silver platter. You act as if you actually worked for any of it.
>After we sent 19,000 men and German mercenaries to put you down
>After we spent years trying to put you down a second time
>After you btfo the Mexicans & Injuns out of the west
>After you defeated Spain and took their remaining territories
>After we could not get Germany to submit despite having overwhelming manpower and resources
>After you had to save our sorry asses from the Germans a second time despite dismantling their army, navy and economy years prior
>After you helped western Europe stave off the reds in the Cold War
You guys are just as bad as those WE WUZ KINGS nigs
>>70088830
Says the Chinese pooinloo colony. You are nothing but a zoo to the world. Give it some time you'll see you ain't so full after all. :^)
>>70089057
>This is what Americans are taught in school
>>70089232
From what I understand, your school systems aren't much better...
>>70089232
Nice rebuttal Britbong, how about you try to explain how everything was handed to us by you ever since day 1.
>>70088328
What am I looking at exactly? Where does it say they are britfags?
>WE WUZ AMERICANS N SHIT
I love America.
It is my Home and Native land.
>>70089120
Ethnic groups: white 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other 1%
http://www.indexmundi.com/australia/demographics_profile.html
>>70089297
>aren't much better
But they're still better, goy.
>>70089308
>N-Nice rebuttal
>Literally spewed aload of american propaganda
pls b nice
t. texas
>>70088830
I think it's because they are so out of touch in their gated communites, never coming in contact with niggers or something. I dunno.
>>70086193
>be australia
>get penalized
>>70086490
(you)
>>70089514
>be america
>get circumcised
>>70084855
Bernie America would be the same, only the nignogs get to steal your wife and wallet for free college parties while making you wear a white guilt T-shirt.
>>70088328
>the most densely populated and earliest settled places have the most historically significant people
No fucking way, that's crazy, why you so smart Jamal?
>>70089514
>Be American
>Get multi-culturalised
>>70089595
Be British...
>>70089232
>>70089471
>british education
>>70089730
>Be american
>>70084855
>Be Australian
>Shit up a board by creating a fictional story
>Jack off small kaingaaroo weenie to real knife's
>Profit?????
>>70089808
>T. honest census reporting.
>>70089789
I'm northern Irish laddie. We don't have any of that white here.
>>70089840
>t. Mexicans are white
>>70089595
>be australia
>get a ciggy butt brain
>tfw we could glass every country ITT if we wanted to
>>70089905
And then China and Russia would glass you back
>>70089905
>Muh Nuuuukez
>>70089887
>be america
>have no brain
>>70089808
white people live in the suburbs
>>70089808
I didn't even know it was that bad holy shit
>>70089808
I'm guessing this was made before Germany decided to fuck Europe's shit up.
>>70089987
>We got ran out of our cities
>>70089856
>we don't have any of that white here
You can't make this up
>>70090039
Cities are shitty, we have plenty of land, what do you expect?
>>70090047
kek. Meant shite. Anyway, look up the stats. My country is over 98% white.
>>70090073
You got cucked.
>>70089977
>be britfag
>Americans threw tea into the harbor
>>70089692
>be australian
>be a literal and figurative coal burner
>>70089808
Please do us some good in the world and stop sending your shitty journalists over
>>70090133
>be american
>import niggers in the same harbour
Literally tea out niggers in.
>>70090039
>wanting to live in ratty-ass cities
Didn't you eurocucks learn after the black death?
>>70084855
>be anyone but American
>never better than 2nd place
>get upset
>USA is even getting un cucked by Trump
>best place to go from rags to riches
>best culture ever
>most pervasive language ever
>worlds mightiest country
>sexy flag
>sexy people
>like role but doesn't murder their neighbors (yet Mexico)
>everything cool happens here
>lots of countries in Western Hemisphere but America refers first and foremost to the USA.
>only great nation on this half the world
>so great everyone tries to sneak in
>niggers literally aborting and murdering themselves into extinction.
>progressives convince western world to cuck themselves.
>Americans only ones waking up and telling them to fuck off.
Oh also we invented hamburgers and basically sex. Your welcome.
>>70090218
They're only ratty because you got ran out of them. Where's your guns when you need them, eh?
>>70089905
>tfw one American solider would defeat every country ITT's army alone if we wanted to
>>70084977
Appreciate the bantz Nepal
Unfortunately you were drowned in burgers who can't appreciate bantz
>>70089499
This is fake, right?
I WANT TO BE AN AMERIFAT SO BADLY, EVEN NIGGERVILE IS BETTER THAN HERE!
>>70090187
Quite the schnoz that man has.
>>70090324
One Vietnamese btfo of the american military
>>70084855
The hellscape you paint is impressive, Aussie.
>>70089977
>be bongistan
>have ''''''''''''''''rights'''''''''''''''''
>>70090345
Coming from the biggest fucking cuck fag country on earth! Please let the Anglosphere shit on each other without you snow nogs fucking it up.
>>70090457
>Wanting your minorities to have more weapons to kill you with
>moon
>inches
>football
We are sex.
I don't even care anymore. You're right. We're shit.
There isn't even anything here left to defend.
This entire country garbage.
We've let the world down time and time again.
Our people are fat stupid, lazy, our government is fat stupid and corrupt.
Bringing nothing but misery death and oppression the world.
Exceptional americanism died long ago, we aren't glorious, we aren't free, we're not shit by a rotting husk, we're just the maggots crawing out its rancid corpse.
We deserve the hate and venom the rest of the world gives us.
>2019
>watching tv, a news report shows a house getting raided where authorities believe a cis white family might be living
>hear my wife and daughter fucking their strong African-American boyfriend upstairs
>decide it's time to go to bed
>next day, I continue looking for a job (been unemployed ever since High Priestess Michelle Obama took office in 2017 and granted citizenship to everyone on Earth)
>find an online job posting for a position as a firefighter
>requirements: minimum 15 years experience and a bachelor's degree in jumping over fire
>apply anyway because 4chan told me that was only an HR tactic for "weeding out unambitious people"
>seconds later, my front door goes flying open and the privilege police rush in, knocking over my shelf full of PS4 games
>it falls over
>nothing falls out
>I get arrested because applying for work is sexist
>>70090494
Its one Aussie and one bong vs a wave of burgers. You're getting btfo
>>70090258
In my closet. Where's your guns? Oh right, they're with the police who don't wanna stop muslim rapes because it'll make them seem 'insensitive'
>>70084921
First post is best post.
>>70090324
>Can't defeat Vietnam
>>70084855
>2017-1
>Putting all that effort into a shitpost that I didn't even read
>>70087831
You do realize the US is one of the most inbred places on Earth. The amount of genetic illnesses in your country because of the inbreeding is just disgusting.
>>70090557>>70090595
I believe you faggots missed my conclusion that makes you irrelevant.
Here it is so you don't seem retarded a second time. >>70090529
>>70090504
>implying it's mostly the minorities in your country that are voluntarily getting rid of their weapons
Get a clue, Nigel. You're being one-sidedly disarmed and you don't even know it.
>>70090699
Oh no. Its much better to hand out gins left and right. Surely that will turn out better for us in the long run.
Haven't you got a suburb to move to, boyo?
>>70090668
I can't tell are a penal colony or that small boat below it???
>>70089057
Is that actually what you're taught in school? With that kind of education, I can see why your country is the only Western nation to experience an average drop in iq.
>>70090764
Haven't you got a knife to bin, cucko?
>>70090557
>implying muricans can't take the bantz
>has spent this entire thread defending his surveillance state
I'm fuckin dying, man
>>70088959
Real men use DashChan
>>70090595
You were there too Ausfag
>>70090807
I would rather bin a knife than catch a bullet.
>>70090777
>Be Australian
>Get cucked by Americans
http://aussiewarbrides.com.au/
>>70090821
>Projecting this much
Have I struck a nerve? It's seems I have.
>>70090764
>be britain
>ban handguns
>crime rates skyrocket
AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>70090537
Chin up old boy.
MAGA!
>>70090955
I'm not the one unironically defending Big Brother
Remember is pay your TV license fee and always have sex in the missionary position only, chap!
>>70090821
Speaking of surveillance states...
>Nepal is the new Straya
>US on full bant damage control
This thread is fucking gold
>>70090223
>basically sex
You don't understand how reproduction works, do you?
>>70090970
>be america
>biggest consumer of interracial porn on earth
Topcuck
>>70090874
>I would rather give up a possible item for use of self defense than the offset chance of getting shot
>>70091097
>not wanting to BLEACH some foreign qt's
See, this is why you guys failed so badly at colonialism.
>>70091137
>Offset chance
>chance
>>70091193
>Now ghetto, formerly majority white city
>be ran out
>>70084855
Top story.
Americants get buttmad and lose their shit. Chimpout at 11.
>>70091097
>be UK
>biggest consumer of interracial rape on earth, only second to Germany
Topcuck
>>70091084
>NSA
>clearly a TSA checkpoint
Are all Kiwi's this uneducated?
>>70091218
Tyrone, Americans aren't foreign. A long time ago they used to be the majority.
>>70089789
brits are cucked senpai
>>70090258
So your telling me that whites don't live in cities and it's because they got ran out of them?
>>70091218
Don't try hide how cucked you are by spouting random bullshit.
>>70091258
Top story.
Canucks add nothing to the thread. WEED at 11.
>>70091267
At least our women have to be raped. Yours love the black cock.
>>70084855
Fucking died
>>70090160
just inked a deal with indian miner Adani to start mining the Galilee basin if you were interested friend :)
>>70091345
Just look at Detroit. You got btfo.
>>70091293
>uneducated
>An American says this
Better luck next time, Tyrone. Just remember, they're always watching.
>>70090457
burger's right. brits are the worst
>>70091332
I'm not talking about our own people, Sharef. I'm talking about yours. As in, when we go to your countries on vacation or on deployment and enrich your women. Nothing sweeter.
>>70091352
>his countries most notable achievement is being empty and undeveloped enough for a dark ages fantasy flick
>>70090199
At least niggers aren't trying to implement a Caliphate
>>70084855
that's some great bants desu
>>70091389
That's all americant women do is suck black cock these days. They're all ruined. The guys are just as bad though since the love watching their sig o's getting it.
>>70091508
>Doesn't know who split the atom
American education at its finest.
>>70091523
They already it implemented. Your president is a black Muslim. A Muslim literally runs your country. topcuck
>>70091389
>2 seconds on google
http://uoungcuckuk.tumblr.com/
To be fair, that doesn't mean we're cuck free. But please don't delude yourself.
>>70084855
that's way to much to read
>>70091488
>not knowing the difference between an N and a T
I knew you guys had a hard time with H's, but come on now, this is your own language after all. Frankly embarrassing.
>>70091508
>america
>fitting through a border
>>70091523
They don't need to try because they effectively already have.
>>70091620
Stop please. Black cock is glorified in american media. 99% of all interracial porn is made in america. Pretty sickening.
>>70091345
>tfw Britain fits into 3 States
>>70091589
If that's true than why does this happen, Abdul?
>>70091585
>Born in New-zealand
>Got bored of fucking sheep all day and moved to an actual relevant country where he made his breakthrough
Keep digging that hole, my man.
Daily reminder that this is where you 'blue'pilled rightcucks all will end up once the world is 'red'pilled.
>>70091732
>tfw an american fits into 3 states
>>70091629
You can keep trying to hide the fact that you live in a surveillance state equal to, if not worse than the UK. I'm sure it would make you sleep better if you constantly reassured yourself that you were not being monitored when you go for a nap.
>>70091444
Look at all the Muzzies in London. You're like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.
>>70084855
>Be Australian
>2017
>Still shitposting
>>70091808
WEWLAD
>>70091858
So far Britain is winning these bants gloriously. At this rate the Sun might start to shine again.
Tell us Britain, how does it feel to have burned down the Blackhouse?
>>70091723
>yet his country's women keep consuming it
Why are you in such denial?
>>70091632
We have the biggest sea-dicks with which to do so, my intifada friend
>>70084855
>be American
>constantly act smug about having guns
>don't actually do anything with said guns while rights and future are rapidly being stolen
>still smug tho
>>70091963
You should know, you helped leafbro.
>>70084921
This
maybe we should get cucked by some fucking birds
>>70091778
He was still born and raised in New Zealand you splerg.
>>70092056
You did, they're called femenists.
>>70092056
This maymay seems pure.
>>70091818
https://theintercept.com/2015/03/26/inquiry-launched-new-zealand-mass-surveillance/
ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>70092097
not going to lie, bretty good.
>>70091894
Not mentioning the:
French
Dutch
Spanish
>>70090537
Hol-ee fuck! Try getting off the internet and leaving the basement once. Kill yourself, cock muncher.
>>70092087
Imagine how much more he could've achieved if he didn't have such a shitty start at life. Shame.
>Be Australian
>Drink hand sanitizer and fall asleep in the middle of the road
>>70092139
At least I'm not denying it.
>>70091963
>Canada kowtowing to their imperial masters
Just like good ole times
>>70092324
>Murica tossing off its Jewish masters
Just like current times
>>70092210
Being born in the British Empire was the best start he could have had m8. Hell, you wouldn't have your nukes otherwise.
>>70084977
Remember when some British dude cucked your own people out of being the first to climb your own mountain? Lmao
>>70092223
Neither have I, cuck.
Go ahead, quote where I denied it.
>>70092223
Surveillance state =/= Nanny state
The whole world is being survielled.
Retard.
>>70092405
Then Germany would've had them first and then everyone would've lost. You're welcome.
>>70092416
It's kind of implied.
>>70090821
>>70091076
>>70091293
>>70092410
Wouldn't have been the first time, boyo.
>>70092377
Hey man, just saying, if we gotta be allied with one faction of sand people, I'm glad it's the ones that are good at making money. The ones your in bed with are only good at making more of themselves, as I'm sure you've noticed.
>>70092438
Tbqh we are just being watched by the nsa so who gives a fuck, they are on another continent.
>>70092468
Einstein wouldn't have been able to do anything if not for Rutherford, try again Americuck.
>>70092556
it was though, ole chap
>>70084977
A FUCKING SKI SLOPE
>>70092566
>Allied
>Implying you aren't just a military farm for Israel
>>70092539
First two posts refer to the British surveillance state in particular, which is notably more heavyhanded than any other in the world save for North Korea.
Last post refers to mislabeling of government sectors.
Try again.
>>70092324
Can't be as bad as how you bow before the kikes of Israel. Fuck, you inbreds even line up to get shot for your Jew overlords whilke getting THEM more territory. And you call it being a duty. Holy shit, go turn on Blacked and watch your gf get railed by Jamal and co.
Honestly though, I bet you jack off to the thought don't you? Your gf getting trained by a group of basketball americants while you sit in the corner jacking it. And the sad part is your father probably does it with your mother too. You sick pieces of shit. Nice country though.
I love how you've really let BLM ruin your cities and let them get away with it. So progressive.
>>70084855
>Be Ausslander
>2017
>Wake up
>[Unintelligible English]
>Grabs a pint of Foster's
>Steps outside
>[Unintelligible English]
>Gets touched by poisonous cat
>Crikey!
>Hits wife before dying
>>70092684
>Heavy handed
>Shot for crossing the street
Top fucking kek
I seriously dont know what im going to do if hillary is elected
Which seems overwhelmingly likely
There will be no going back
I hate to say i'd give up on this country, but i cant help but feeling this country gave up on me the moment they started recklessly shipping in immigrants to secure liberal votes and cheaper wages
Maybe move to switzerland or some other uncucked european country
>>70092661
I love how Brits are only suddenly against militaristic ideals now they've become a toothless shadow of their former self. Gets me every time.
>>70092684
Do you even know what implied means?
>>70092623
>be kiwi
>our greatest inventor enabled the nazis
wow wtf I hate new zealand now
>>70084855
You left out where im federally obligated to watch Jamal fuck my wife at the dinner table every night
>>70092687
Worst tryhard bantz I've seen in awhile, combined with extreme butthurt.
It's sad tbqh.
>>70092687
You're so mad right now :3
>>70092745
>beheaded BEFORE crossing the street as your countrymen look on in apathy
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way, after all
>>70092687
>elect a dude weed lmao snowboarder
So progressive,
>>70091663
Explain?
We don't have Shariah zones, m8.
>>70092869
>implying I don't
>>70087692
>burgers have "right to protest"
>degenerates into swarms of BLM armies that no one can do shit about.
And at the end of the day, americucks are no more free than us. Kek
>>70091258
The negro does not reflect our entire population, leaf.
>>70092804
Where was I anti militaristic? kek, I'm pointing out the obvious.
>be american
>be born
>have 80% of my dick cut off
>grow up being cucked by Tyrone and his friend Jamal
>go to college
>learn the difference between your and you're
>200k college debt
>can't find a job because cucked by Jamal
>go back to my mothers basement
>watch some good ole american porn
>purebred white Americans getting blacked by Tyrone
>join army
>fight for Israel
>die for Israel
>rest in piss
And that folks, is the average life of the average americlap.
I fucking love this thread.
Burgers need to take some hits. Our country is currently shit.
>>70092179
It's mimicking the US/Vietnam meme newfag
>>70092912
Nah, just gotta point out what a cuckfest your country is.
>>70093012
Elected a nigger.
TWICE.
>>70093047
As shitty as the BLM protests are, I still don't think you understand the concept of "right to protest," or were you trying to spin this into a dank cuck meme?
Hey, I had a great time smoking all you Eurocunts but it's getting late here and unlike the rest of you I have a job, so I'm calling it for tonight.
Enjoy your few hours of impotent bantz without having a red blooded American patriot like me here to show you your place. Peace.
>>70093159
> Canada calling US a cuckfest
Top kekkle
>>70093107
Jokes on you faggot.
Government pays me NEETbux to jerk off to my sister getting Blacked.
>>70093025
I am implying you don't, good job you actually identified what I was trying to do.
>>70093137
It wasn't a 1v4 scenario in Vietnam though doofus.
>>70093159
>having a literal PC meme in power is better
>implying you're not going to keep him as long as his blunt burns
>>70093020
>effectively
You do have ghettos though.
You are also run by a nigger.
You will soon be run by a nigger lover.
>>70092581
>what is the Five Eyes
They share their data with New Zealand's GCSB.
You're a special kind of stupid.
>>70092661
>implying you aren't cucked by us
Our bombers fly out of Britain all the time.
>>70093187
#of Americant gold medals in hockey: 2. 1960 and 1980
Canada? What's that? 9 you say? Oh dear oh me oh my Mr. USA.
Try winning without Canadians, russians or europeans on your teams. They're the only reason you win. Because you can't fucking do it on your own. But you love to think you can because knowing what a sad loser you are really busts up that old fashioned americant dream. Well maybe you should wake up instead of dreaming all day. Stop being a cuckold to the kike nation and achieve something without just riding every other countries coat tails and pretending you are the leaders at anything besides cuckery and interracial porn.
>>70093658
Actually, Canada only has 3 as Canada wasn't a real country until 1982
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Act_1982
>>70093456
>ghettos are comparable to a totalitarian society
that beheads people for not agreeing/conforming to their ideology
>>70093655
>Cucked so bad they're speaking our language
>>70084977
Fuck everyone else, this is pure gold.
May I copy this for future endeavors?
>>70090595
You guys were in vietnam. You fucking idiot.
>>70093749
>our language
>>70093749
ok dad
>>70087569
>>70090668
Melting pot of the world. Inbred. Yeah, ok.
>>70093701
>American so butthurt he pulls the hardest nigger logic at his disposal.
http://www.hockeycanada.ca/en-ca/Team-Canada/Men/Olympics.aspx
>>70093655
Yea, but you pay the UK a mighty amount of shekels to keep your bases there. Just as you pay every country which hosts one of your bases. You're pretty much paying people to let you defend them.
Top cuck.
>>70084855
>quality post by aussie
how can we even compete?
>>70084855
Based aussie bringing the bantz
>>70093817
>Image showing how much of a cuck you are
>>70093840
>>70093840
>The Canada Act 1982 (1982 c. 11) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom that was passed at the request of the Canadian federal government to "patriate" Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the country to request certain types of amendment to the Constitution of Canada to be made by the British parliament. The Act also formally ended the "request and consent" provisions of the Statute of Westminster 1931 in relation to Canada, whereby the British parliament had a general power to pass laws extending to Canada at its own request.
Literally too beta to ask for independence until 1982.
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>>70093749
>have people from home country speak native language in another country
>occupy new country
>continue to speak native language
Is this supposed to be an argument?
>>70086490
>his country literally gets blown the fuck out whenever the earth trembles
>>murrica
>>white
>>70084855
Kanye west version of flashing lights is better
>>70093658
>Stop being a cuckold to the kike nation and achieve something without just riding every other countries coat tails and pretending you are the leaders at anything besides cuckery and interracial porn.
This is absolutely hilarious coming from a colony of a country that we revolted and gained independence from.
God save the Queen amirite? Fuckin cuck.
https://news.vice.com/article/canada-really-wants-to-legalize-weed-but-first-it-needs-to-deal-with-the-un
>Elect Trudeau because he promises legal weed
>He has to ask if it's alright to do so
>They say no
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>>70093476
I know but GCSB is just a CIA front and nobody gives a fuck Joe Bloggs from NZ is up too.
>>70093969
>sweeden
>white
hahahaha
>>70093721
You don't behead them, but you still kill them for not conforming.
>>70093934
Nathan Rothschild had the British sucking him off passionately
>>70094150
Nice american couples famili
>>70094204
>Had
And who's doing it now? kek
>>70093833
The US is really inbred, I am not memeing here. Not as bad as Saudi Arabia, but still pretty shocking.
>>70094231
How's sucking off Muhammed
>>70094260
Not that I really doubt you, but source?
>>70093047
>burgers have "right to protest"
>degenerates into swarms of BLM armies that no one can do shit about.
>And at the end of the day, americucks are no more free than us. Kek
Sorry, but your wrong m8.
>>70084855
Nice one aussie cunt, I laughed hard
>>70084977
based nepallad
>>70094260
Nonsense. You only need a population of about 500 individuals to avoid inbreeding.
stop the in-fighting, unite so we can save western civilization. This is includes Europe, America, Australia. Please, stop fighting or we will all be destroyed.
>>70094265
how's the nightshift going? Hope you didnt forget to prep De'Quan for a nice family session with your wife before you left home.
>>70093313
It's not meant to be serious.
>NZ can't into bantz or memes
>>70094231
Maybe if you tried telling immigrants to stop raping your women as much as you attempted damage control, you wouldn't have this problem.
>>70094557
>Americut can't into border
>>70094584
t. Americuck who's been Tyr'owned
>>70094170
>Shariah Law is comparable to the western justice system
Our criminals get to keep their extremities when they commit crimes. Our women are able to express themselves. Our murderers are removed from society, humanely. A mistake is not normally punishable by death in our nations. We accept all religions.
Bend over, Ahmed. You are against the rest of the world.
If I had been alive 200 years ago in america I would have traveled the country on horse back killing and robbing people
>>70084855
This sounds more like Australia
>>70084977
kek at all the butthurt this created
>>70094123
So you're admitting that you live in a surveillance state while trying to call the US cucked by surveillance?
>>70094628
>implying the entireity of the UK isn't Muhammam'ed
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175798/A-fifth-suspected-rapists-murderers-Britain-immigrants.html
>>70094701
>implying that horse would be able to carry you
>>70094835
I have seen this meme used by liberals on the Internet hundreds of times.
It's time to stop.
GET OUT OF MY THREAD NOW KEKS REEEE
>>70094843
If I wanted a comeback out of you I would have scraped to top of your mouth, fag.
>>70094628
Say that to my fucking face and not my wife's son.
>>70094701
>implying you wouldn't have eaten the horse and the people
>>70084977
Thank you for your service
>>70085203
>You rely on the good graces of china
Oh America... do you really think you don't rely on China for all your shit?
>>70094964
It is unfortunate that you would actually need to take your hands off of Muhammad to do that, though.
>>70093844
OHH yeah? What would happen if we stopped protecting all the cuck countries in NATO who basically leech off us like welfare niggers? They have no militaries. We spend the money and do all the work in their defense and we are the cucks?
>>70095128
t. American who sells shade
>>70095045
Only for lead paint on our children's toys
>>70094150
burger pls
>>70094940
Stop going on reddit and tumblr then faggot
>>70095172
Every one have defensive forces, not an army.
We dont want to attack, like USA army randomly aroun the world.
>>70095193
I do get plenty of shade when the sun sets on the British "empire."
>>70095499
>Sun sets
>Implying you aren't standing up
>>70094592
Wtf are you talking about? Border?
>>70095602
My posture standing up still has more backbone than the average UK citizen.
>>70095897
>Jamal's cock up yer hole
>Backbone
kek
>>70095465
Guess what stupid?! If it wasn't America then it would be either Russia, China, Iran, or North Korea attacking random places. Which would you prefer?
>>70095991
>as opposed to blowing out your ass with a ballistic missile sized Allah Ackbar
>>70086873
No free refills.
>>70087190
Ay caramba, i will Wittness the downfall of the American empire.
>>70089057
I could explain to you with actual history why you're wrong. I could even post sources. But I won't. I'll just say this.
America has had a propaganda system as part of it's education from the early 1920's. Your education is essentially Centralised. You're taught incorrect things and lots of stuff is even left out. In Oklahoma, it is against the law to teach any history which puts America in a bad light as being "anti-American propaganda". This results in your license being revoked, a fine and possible jail time.
