/pol/ related humor, aka YLYL
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>>70087118
David Carradine accidently killed himself by strangling himself with a rope while he fapped in the nude.
"A police official said that Carradine was found hanging by a rope naked in the room's closet, causing immediate speculation that his death was suicide. However, reported evidence suggested that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Photographs of Carradine at the death scene, as well as photographs of his autopsied body, were circulated in newspapers and on the Internet."
>trump
>jews
>niggers
>anime
>hitler
>cucks
repeat, ad nauseam
"humor"
>/POL/ Memetic Warfare Division—Cyber Panel National Input
Daily reminder that the Russians in Baltic states are literally white niggers that for two decades couldn't learn the language and become citizens.
Daily reminder that so called "Butthurt belt" is comprised exclusively of butthurt Russian diaspora having wet dreams about communism making a comeback.
>check the flag
Yep, it's a self hating liberal cuck spreading his legs before shprorts
>>69874659
>12:24:40
>12:29:08
It took less than 5 minutes for a rusnigger to chimp out.
>>69874769
Go to oven liberashka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtiTNHPfyo
how can a brit be so based on immigration.
>>69874381
I was afraid he'd be a leftoid
This is great
Time to spend an hour watching random vids on history
Lloyd is too based for words. Plus hes not as cripplingly autistic as all the other 'history' youtubers, and he covers a wide range of topics and usually infuses some comedy into it.
Basedbeige.
>>69874810
I'd say he's quite cripplingly autistic.
So a few questions on this ruse:
1) In layman terms, what is an off-shore account?
2) Is owning an offshore account legal?
2.1) If yes, why does it carry a negative stereotype?
3) Why do people usually make an offshore account?
3.1) What are the benefits of owning an offshore account?
3.2) What are the consequences?
4) Does owning an offshore account mean a tax-haven account?
pic not related
Having bonds on a foreign bank means it's not subjected to the laws of the country your're currently in. Diverting your income to said account, so that it isn't showing on your earnings means you don't have to pay the government taxation over that income, instead you can mark it as income in another country with special treatment. Luxembourg, for example, is a well known place for this, as it's possible to get very good tariffs through some means.
>>69874761
What fucking flag is that
I don't know how to check from my phone
>>69874761
Furthermore, if you ever get caught evading taxes, bribing or/and extorting, and you end up under investigation, law enforcement agencies from your country can seize any bank accounts held in their jurisdiction. If this event happens, any local bank accounts can be compromised in a very short time span, but if they are abroad, then your government will have to deal with the government of whichever bank you chose to go with, which usually entails days of bureaucracy, giving you time to move and hide the contents of the accounts.
What is Israel's end goal for the middle east?
Get all the Mudslimes out so they can have it to themselves
>>69874175
To prevent Islamic Terrorism, same as every single other Western country.
>>69874175
They believe if they regain the land they apparently had in their religious texts 2000 years ago they will usher in their messiah. It's also valid that they want to remove people that want to murder them, which is fair.
Dear /pol/, I always notice that after 5 or 6 pm, the people that usually spend extra time at the library are mostly males.
There is the occasional chick, but overall it looks like the sausage truck is in town.
Aside from the fact some of us are time wasters or wake up too late to do something useful in the morning... and aside from the fact some overstay not because of work but to browse shit they like...
Aside from these cases... why aren't there as many girls as dudes in the library at night?
Are girls better organized?
Do they have something better to do at night?
Are they all early birds?
Are we dudes all workaholics?
Do we relate to stress differently?
Do girls prefer to spend night hours in private premises?
I see chicks are more performant, get better grades and they do always look like they have time for their Chads and family calls, social meetings and shit.
Another thing I noticed is they are hardly alone... not just because of bf but also because of gf and because people are more inclusive with girls -- whereas dudes are seen as a threat
So what do you think pol? Why don't we have gender balance in the library after 5 pm?
>>69874078
>this meta about library behavior
>chads
It doesn't matter what anyone replies. You are going to stay a virgin.
>>69874078
They don't want to walk home in the dark.
>>69874078
Girls tend to choose easier professions. Ones that require creativity, not knowledge. You go to the library for knowledge.
Cont. from: >>69862610
>What do you expect? The leak is being managed by the grandly but laughably named “International Consortium of Investigative Journalists”, which is funded and organised entirely by the USA’s Center for Public Integrity. Their funders include:
>Ford Foundation
>Carnegie Endowment
>Rockefeller Family Fund
>W K Kellogg Foundation
>Open Society Foundation (Soros)
https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2016/04/corporate-media-gatekeepers-protect-western-1-from-panama-leak/
>What do you expect?
Nothing
is the toothpaste claiming he had docs to leak still here?
>>69873963
Waiting for policy makers to get BTFO
Greetings from /v/.
/pol/ brethren, what if I told you that there is a video game so redpilled that almost all of it's predictions are coming true in our real world?
>Predicted 9/11.
>Predicted SJWs and refugee crisis.
>Predicted the future of technology.
The FICTIONAL universe portrayed in this game will soon become our reality. What does /pol/ think about this?
>>69873921
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>69873921
How did they predict either 9/11 or SJWs? Played the game twice, can't remember anything resembling a prediction of that sort.
Nobody cares. Fuck off back to your children's toy board.
>>69873563
Not an argument
>>69873563
who?
>>69873592
it's not even a post
who the fuck uses the subject field?
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Build It.
Pay Up Meh-ico!
Big beautiful wall
is skin-lightening cream racist, /pol/?
does using it make you a fake feminist?
No wonder the feminist ideology fad is past its peak. These dumb cunts can't go a day without trying to destroy their own people.
>>69873480
How the fuck is she a fake FEMINIST for doing something that pisses NIGGERS off?
Oh well, don't care, she's one of those "progressive" twats, it's high-time she gets eaten by her own.
>>69873480
There are millions of narcissistic, makeup laden seacows who claim to be feminists.
This is just a case of finding anything to hate on the pretty white girl.
I recently went to dinner with my friends Italian family at their country property a week ago and holy shit Italians know how to cook. I thought it was a meme propogated by Italiboos.
They had homemmade sausages - the best ive ever had, top tier desserts, several different varieties of pastas that ive never heard of before. Italian red wine, the whole lot.
Ive lbeen dreaming about Italian food since then and I think I might enrol in some Italian cooking courses or perhaps ask my buddies mother if I could be her cooking student or something.
I realise Anglo food can never compete with the Wogs. Im glad southern Europeans culturally enriched Australia, probably the only time multiculturalism got it right. I dont know how the average Aussie ate before southern European migration
Indulgence in food is common among non-whites.
Wog here.
Two factors plays into it.
Anglosaxons are a "new" civilization and as such haven't built up a back log of foods that taste good. You've just got disgusting syrups and "curries" which the indians seem to have stolen from you.
The other thing is, while Italy/Greece and so on were busy perfecting food recipes you had the industrial revolution.
It's not all bad. Enjoy the food.
>>69873471
The average aussie woman cant cook for shit and to most lf them, mac and cheese is a fine culinary experiemce.
Whilst Italian women are tought since they were little to be great cooks since they see cooking as an essential female trait.
Did you ever notice that some people don’t even think, let alone act like other people
Now you take Tarzan;
Did you know that he was not even married to Jane? Well he ain’t.
I can see that poor girl now, squinting her eyes and looking up some big tree and saying “Tarzan honey let’s get married this afternoon” And I can see old Tarzan looking down at her and saying “Jane darling I’d love to, but me and Cheetah’s up here busting coconuts for supper”.
Did you know that Tarzan ain’t ever paid no income tax? well he ain’t. I can see that poor girl now saying “Tarzan you’d better pay your income tax or they gonna come n get ya” And old Tarzan would stay up there in that tree and yell “Let them come darling, me and Cheetah will chuck’s with these here coconuts”.
Did you know Tarzan ain’t even been vaccinated for small-pox? I can just hear Jane saying now “Tarzan, come on down here and get vaccinated for small-pox” and old Tarzan would say “folly on you Jane”.
Did you know Tarzan can’t read? Well he can’t. And I can just hear Jane saying “ha-ha-ha Tarzan you can’t read.” And old Tarzan would just stand right up there in that tree with a big smile on his face and say “Hit her with a coconut cheetah”.
What?
>>69873442
Australia pls no proxy
>>69873442
Sage/10
Why is the average westerner so jealous of the fastly growing chinese wealth? Pic related.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/katiasavchuk/2016/03/01/new-billionaires-2016
In this link, 79 of 198 new billionaires are chinese.
My own guess is that the jealousy stems from westerners not being able to accept successful chinese people as e chinese people are meant to be seen as work horses. E.g. The kid you harshly bullied in high school is now a ultra-rich 10/10 bitch slaying alpha. Its like th chinese are meant to be seen as weak, submissive, spineless, beta, middle-management working drones; interestingly, that perception resonates more for the Japanese.
But In the end, is it jealousy? Jealousy that there are actually people in China who has managed to become billionaires and millionaires within a single generation? Jealousy that they became far richer than you yet in such a smaller amount of time that, when you think about it, all that time you spent in college and working your way up in the world was naught compared to the Chinese? Sure china still has a poverty problem, but at the same tim china has the most millionaires and billionaires (imagine, the top 0.1% of chinese accounts for 1.4 million people) and theyre spreading into western countries and capitalising them, which is fair game, i mean, welcome to capitalism.
So, anglos, europeans, caucasians, etc whats do you think?
I don't think the average westerner even cares.
>>69873329
Then why are there news reports regularly about th rich chinese causing a storm?
>>69873270
No one cares Hong.
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