UNCLASSIFIED U.S. Department of State Case No. F-2014-20439 Doc No. C05764911 Date: 07/31/2015
With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch . . .
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333
>>70120276
So, ehhh, what?
>>70120853
Clinton is a satanist m8.
>>70120853
wish more people would finally just open their eyes. go dig my finnish friend.
>The year is 2050
>Be white, heterosexual male
>Wake up
>Check my waking privilege
>Feminist AI monitoring me confirms privilege to be checked
>I nod at it in acknowledgement
>AI gets triggered, starts screaming "RAPE" and "CHECK YOUR NODDING PRIVILEGE"
>The authorities get notified that a white, heterosexual male hasn't checked his privilege
>They break into my house
>Beat me while screaming "HETERONORMATIVE SCUM" and "PRIVILEGED PATRIARCH"
>Every male cop punches me in the balls
>Except for one
>Gets told to check his compassion privilege and is terminated on the spot
>I get deported to Africa
>Sentenced to slavery for 20 years to pay for my crimes against the African-American people
>Almost get killed by a lion
>Survive
>Get left to die by furries for thinking my life was worth more than giving the lion sustenance
>One of the furries sacrifices xyrself to feed the lion
>I constantly forget to check my privilege
>Laugh at a hippopotamus rolling in the mud, unable to get up because of its weight
>Guards savagely beat me into submission for fat shaming and animal abuse
>Guards beat me for not checking my adjective privilege
>By the end of the 20 years, I am a changed *insert gender neutral term here*
>Get released
>Told not to forget to check my privilege again
>It is now 2070
>Be old *insert gender neutral term here*
>Technology has advanced to the point where people can genetically engineer themselves into looking like whatever they want
>Walking down the street to get some groceries
>See a person resembling a fairy walking towards me
>Decide to be polite
>"Good morning to fae"
>Alarms start blaring loudly
>Person is staring at me in shock and disgust
>People in the street feel my oppressive vibes
>The person starts speaking
>"What the fuck?! Can't you see I'm an omnigendered, polysexual, triqueer, transfat, neuroatypical wolfkin?! STOP RAPING ME!"
>I get locked up again
>Get gelded and bleed until I die
>Get revived
>"Check your dying privilege, CISHET scum!"
>>70120235
I could see this happening in Europe in the near future, fuck this gay earth.
>>70120235
>Things that never happened
>>70120235
kek/10
would read again
So, I forgot that I told my school I self-identified as black as a joke, and now I received this. What do?
Removed any identifying info for you assholes to dox. and ALANA means African, Latino, Asian, Native American for you uncultured troglodytes
Go for the lulz, but bring a camera and microphone. Record results and bring them back here. Godspeed
>>70162075
Kek,
Stealing the Dindu and chinks specifically self tailored award. Anyone have that story where the White South African kid was the only one to win the African scholarship at his school? Very much pic related.
You either go to the ceremony with a straight face for the lulz or say "s-sorry, I must have picked the wrong box on the form" depending on how much of a sperg you are.
Sweden is actually not that bad.
LOOK AT ME
Of course it isn't, but on /pol/ you're supposed to hyperbolically demonize everything that's related to leftism or being a decent human being in general
Do you guys like anime?
Canada likes anime.
#staywoke
>>70120257
Wer
>>70120419
CRIM UH NALS
>The form asked, “How much privilege do you have? Circle the boxes that apply to you.”
The categories on the form listed “Race,” “Skin Color,” “Religion,” “Sex,” “Gender,” “Sexual Orientation” and “Disability.”
The options under gender included, “cisgendered,” “transgendered” or “genderqueer.”
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/04/06/mom-unleashes-fury-after-spanish-teacher-sends-children-home-with-this-privilege-assignment/
Why is murrica such a kek nation ?
>>70120027
Shut up Texas, you voted for Cruz.
i'd like to be one of those kids and just circle all of the options to see what they would tell me
>>70120027
>Why is murrica such a kek nation ?
If you read the article, you will see that a group of parents complained, the school administrators agreed, and the teacher was pulled out of the classroom.
I'd hardly call that a cuck nation, especially considering that in Europe, the school would side with the teacher, and the complaining students would be suspended and forced to undergo diversity sensitivity training. The complaining parents would be arrested for inciting racism.
I was living in America last year and I never fucking understood pic related. I thought it was a joke when I kept hearing about people shitting themselves. Then one day i'm eating with a few people and this guy tells us the story of how he shit himself in the morning. Everyone else nods and laughs and tell stories of them shitting themselves. They acted surprised when I told them I've never shit myself.
Then a few days later I'm with 2 other people and suddenly one of them stops and says
>I can't keep going or I'm gonna shit myself.
I thought he's joking so I laughed then he goes
>If I move I'm gonna shit myself.
So I realize he's serious after a full 50 seconds pass and he's standing with this terrified face. I tell him there is a bathroom about 20 feet away in both directions and he goes
>I'm not gonna make it
Then after about 3 minutes of us just standing here, I hear the sound of him very clearly shitting himself. We went and grabbed him tissue and then he went to the bathroom. I asked the other guy what the fuck and he said he's been in that situation many times too.
Is this normal? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Move along.
>>70119974
Old copypasta
>>70119974
It's existentially agonizing being British isn't it? Is there a worse epithet for a person than 'British'? I hope you can gain a little comfort from shitposting some stale pasta that portrays a far better country in a negative light.
Pic related, In my dreams I'm living here, in Texas?, with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, Traci from the paradise of Austin, Texas. In reality I'm trapped in the living manifestation of hell and worst of all, surrounded by other British people and the masses of babbling, foreign scum attracted to this rotten place.
I'm tired of this wife's son meme. I'm raising my wife's son, what's the big deal? My wife is such a nice woman but she made mistakes, It feels good to be the one for her to rely on. Besides i saw some pictures of her when she was young and I hit the jackpot lol! She was way out of my league
>>70119961
Cuck
>>70119961
> Besides i saw some pictures of her when she was young and I hit the jackpot lol! She was way out of my league
bretty good b8/10.
Daily jew appreciation thread. Please show your love to all the jews around the world!
>>70119737
i love jews so much i'd like to offer them some free showers
Yall goys better show some love
>>70119917
I LOVE JEWS
Who non-white here?
Hello my white friend. I'm half-Finnish so I'm forever tainted.
>>70119627
Lmao
>>70119627
Sucking black and brown cocks everyday does not make you black/brown sven.
Why do whites and chinks always oppress brown people?
>>70119213
Why are they so easy to oppress?
>>70119213
Fujimori did not opress us, only the commies and leftists hate him. I like him a lot.
>>70119213
Why do the strong dominate the weak?
Am I the only one who's voting for Bernie just because he's going to attempt to legalize recreational marijuana?
All the other candidates won't because they probably still believe it's the devil's lettuce.
Clinton should be prosecuted for OPSEC violations.
Trump? He needs to control his mouth better if he wants to be president and use his mind a little more.
I was stuck between Cruz and Bern and then Bern made his stance on marijuana. I feel like thats the only reason I am voting for him. lmao.
Anyone else in the same boat or am I just a faggot?
D
>>70119190
>Anyone else in the same boat or am I just a faggot?
you're just a faggot
weedsmoker here
OP is a faggot
>Italians
>White
The romans, the Spanish, the Italians in general. Every time /pol/ brings up the white master race and their historical/architectural achievements, they're usually talking about Roman and Spanish architecture.
Here is my question: are you fucking retarded /pol/?
Pretty sure less than half of those are actually Italian. Also, you should look into the concept of tanning. Meds can literally shapeshift into Indians if they want.
But yes /pol/ goes full afrocentrist-tier retarded on the subject.
>>70119160
hitler said meds are part of the white race cause of his ties with Mussolini.
The European peoples are white.
Weird how you have to keep on saying this to all the new worlders especially.
>>70118999
>:P
>>70118999
good
Bernie milks his supporters left and right
Why are we not fighting tooth and nail for the removal of these?
"They are convenient" is not a good enough answer. People can be inconvenienced enough to print a few thousand paper ballots if it means preservation of actual democracy.
I don't trust these fucking machines at all. THOUSANDS of reports of votes being changed while using the machine. And these are from people with the common sense to figure out that their vote had been switched.
Now let's take someone like my grandma. Never used Internet and doesn't give a fuck. Do you really think she will even understand what's going on if she selects a candidate, clicks the next arrow (I don't think she would even get this far honestly) and on the confirmation page, her vote has switched to someone else?
If you count the paper ballots, say guy A has 500 votes and guy B 450. You confirm this number with about 8-10 other volunteers and then call it in. Later that night you can go online and look up the official count for your polling site. If it's anything other than 500 to 450 you know something is going down. But it won't be any different because people know better than to try and vote tamper this way.
Of course there are exceptions but you get my point.
I find it funny that certain candidates excel in RURAL AREAS (aka paper ballots) and get CRUSHED much wider than the polling margin of error in URBAN areas (use electronic voting)
>>70118682
Nobody up for actual conversation this morning? Too busy posting memes and anime?
>I find it funny that certain candidates excel in RURAL AREAS (aka paper ballots) and get CRUSHED much wider than the polling margin of error in URBAN areas (use electronic voting)
it's almost as if people with different education level, employed in different areas and generally living a different lifestyle had different opinions
but no its the electronic jew's fault
>>70118969
Ahh you sure did get me there on that one! Nice burn bro!
So you are literally telling me you feel 100% secure in the accuracy of electronic voting?
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