The year is 2050Be white, heterosexual maleWake upCheck my waking privilegeFeminist

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>The year is 2050
>Be white, heterosexual male
>Wake up
>Check my waking privilege
>Feminist AI monitoring me confirms privilege to be checked
>I nod at it in acknowledgement
>AI gets triggered, starts screaming "RAPE" and "CHECK YOUR NODDING PRIVILEGE"
>The authorities get notified that a white, heterosexual male hasn't checked his privilege
>They break into my house
>Beat me while screaming "HETERONORMATIVE SCUM" and "PRIVILEGED PATRIARCH"
>Every male cop punches me in the balls
>Except for one
>Gets told to check his compassion privilege and is terminated on the spot
>I get deported to Africa
>Sentenced to slavery for 20 years to pay for my crimes against the African-American people
>Almost get killed by a lion
>Survive
>Get left to die by furries for thinking my life was worth more than giving the lion sustenance
>One of the furries sacrifices xyrself to feed the lion
>I constantly forget to check my privilege
>Laugh at a hippopotamus rolling in the mud, unable to get up because of its weight
>Guards savagely beat me into submission for fat shaming and animal abuse
>Guards beat me for not checking my adjective privilege
>By the end of the 20 years, I am a changed *insert gender neutral term here*
>Get released
>Told not to forget to check my privilege again
>It is now 2070
>Be old *insert gender neutral term here*
>Technology has advanced to the point where people can genetically engineer themselves into looking like whatever they want
>Walking down the street to get some groceries
>See a person resembling a fairy walking towards me
>Decide to be polite
>"Good morning to fae"
>Alarms start blaring loudly
>Person is staring at me in shock and disgust
>People in the street feel my oppressive vibes
>The person starts speaking
>"What the fuck?! Can't you see I'm an omnigendered, polysexual, triqueer, transfat, neuroatypical wolfkin?! STOP RAPING ME!"
>I get locked up again
>Get gelded and bleed until I die
>Get revived
>"Check your dying privilege, CISHET scum!"