Tell him to hop in the passenger seat, tell him it's gonna be a long ride.

>panic
>crash
>roll over
>die

is this what you wanted op

great thread

wow

props bro

so good

really having fun with this one

HARD MODE:
eggs start farting out onto your face and nose

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>tfw /o/ is my gf

imagine if your gf was all into cars

she would be a hummer fanboy because they are big and girls think guys like big things

she would probably be a total ricer and a bench racer it would be awful

get a BF instead they are much better...

>ex gf was into cars as much as I am
>her brother owned a mk4 supra
>brother let her use the car since he's overseas
>broke up with her because our relationship was forever in limbo
>current gf didn't even know the make and model of her car until she met me (Ford Focus)

It's been a year and my love for cars has not rubbed off on her yet.

>>14657608

if true, that's not a bad story OP.

Never ran from the police because I am a pussy.

IF YOUR REAL ABOUT IT THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ASKING

Cop tailing me, speeding after i had left the bar. I got around another slowcar he got stuck behind. Fly into my driveway praying for the door opener to open quicker, i fly into the garage quick and jump out to hit the manual garage door unlocker thing and slam the door down in half a second.

Sweating bullets peeking out my windows with the lights off while he circles the block five times.

Dodge neon
>racecar

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Shit nigger what are you doing

>>14657594
Just being a regular lumber hauler. At least he remembered most of his straps.

Pump truck fag here got my ass chewed out for getting out out of service last week by dot guess I finally have to start doing pre trip kek

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No, because those types of cars aren't attractive over here due to the horses & emissions making it seem extremely expensive for what you get.

The people who can afford cars like those here are not the type of people who want a flashy pony, but rather something like a discreet BMW with more luxury that doesn't really stick out

>>14656254
Holy shit, that much for a Stang? They're closer to 30,000$ in NA.

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And if you're talking about Europe/Japan making a pony car to compete with the americans on their own land... good luck. There is a reason why very few non-american manufacturers (basically only Toyota and Nissan) try selling pickup trucks on the US market, and they can only dream of achieving the sales numbers that Ford and Chevrolet has

>>14655450
*coughLagunasecabluecough*

>>14655450
Why would you buy one of those they are slow as fuck

>>14655450
Cool car shit paint

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Depends on the car. Mostly green and blue, though.
Exceptions for some magnificent reds and much more.

>>14655441

Depends on the car.

Some cars look shite in some colors. That's all.

Bonus points for posting your least favorite color. I think beige is an obvious one, but I'm also not a fan of maroon.

>>14654998
I would.

Citroën is comfy.

Comfy is good.

>>14655034
>Citroën is comfy.

Right?!
I just sat in there at the dealership and I was amazed.
Everything is robust and does not feel like plastic at all. You get leather seats and everything for €25k. A similar Golf costs €35k+.

Glad that there are also other people who appreciate Citroen, tells me that I did not lose my mind.

>C4
Probably would.
Cons: looks fat af, basically a rebadged 308
Pros: less shouty than the 308 which seems to be offered only with muh angry smoked headlights and muh silver-on-gloss-black rims
Comfy, big enough for everyday stuff, enough go power with the 1.6THP

Curently driving a Xantia, replacing it with a C5 Mk2 would be great but it's only got 85kkms and has been excellently maintained so it probably won't need replacing in the next 3-4 years.

A lot of them have a button that just applies the regular brakes. It's pretty dumb. If you hit it while moving it kind of just slows you down like if you rested your foot firmly on the brakes. I don't even know if it works with the car off.

>>14654784
I don't have one of those on my manual.

>>14654796
>hill starts

My brakes and rotors.
Just had timing belt and water pump replaced, but fuck me if I feel like stopping.

>balljoint boot torn
>rust eating through rear fenders but still early enough to catch it
>squeaky pulley
>clutch slave cylinder is a time bomb
This truck deserves better than me

>>14653827

None

Because I care about my car

>>14652747
Jesus Christ you are a try-hard.

>hurr I'm going to make 100 threads a day about the mr2
>this way I can bitch about it later

>>14652747
I did till a no turn signal faggot in a BMW slammed into me.

thank god because I want a 3rd gen

/v/
/vg/
/sci/
/ck/

This easily is the worst quality board; mods don't give half a shit about rule 3 and the traffic is slow enough that shitposting is enough to ruin threads rather than go ignored.

/o/ for cars and autism
/out/ occasionally
/gif/ for porn webms
and /b/ to see how cancerous it's gotten

>>14652351
/o/
/k/
/ic/
sometimes /fa/ out of curiosity
/r9k/
/co/
Used to frequent /v/ but not so much anymore as it's become /b/-lite

Where in Mexico>>14651579
are you going Anon?

>>14651594
Shit, forgot to add my trip for the OP

I'm going to San Quintín (or a small village outside of that, actually), it's about 4 hours south of San Diego. Gonna be working with a construction crew. The church group I'm going with has 3 doctors, about 20 nurses, a chiropractor, three dentists, a ton of skilled workers, etc. We'll be running medical, dental, and chiropractic clinics, along with building a couple of houses and running a VBS for the children in the community. We'll also...
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>>14651618
I would love to ham with you but unfortunately I'm all the way in Canada.

Sounds like a cool trip, Do you go on these trips often?

>>14651483
Who's she

how is this a thing. just fucking do what feels natural

>>14651494

ur mum b4 I fugged her

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>>14651251

Emission standards. Or else conjoined inline sixes would be a lot more common.

>>14651262
You mean a V12?

and what about V8 vs I6 emissions?