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Funeral Doom Edition
no Ghost Bath memes
>>66130172
>>66138729
pic related is Skepticism - Stormcrowfleet, by the way
>>66138769
>mehtol
I hate you guys
>>66138785
we know its funeral doom, anything similar to that album you can rec?
no ghost bath?! what is the point of life?!
Listening to this right now. It's pretty bad.
>>66141302
Nortt is blackened doom.
>>66141395
I'll stick with the experts on this one.
>>66141577
>experts
>funeral doom
do you mean clinically depressed people? How is Nortt the true epitome of of Funeral Doom?
>>66141615
>Nortt is a Danish one-man black funeral doom metal band
Pretty much all of the world except you would describe them as funeral doom
I'm fucking tired of all of you and your shitposter enabling shit.
This is the best fucking death album of any subgenre, it is the purest form of death and anyone who disagrees with this is some smug jesseposting shitposter faggot who likes dicks in his ass and mouth.
Whatchu listening to, meal?
This is my first time listening to The Somberlain. It's pretty good.
>>66141090
f.o.a.d. my man
>>66142059
I'M SORRY FOR HIDING THIS FROM YOU FOR SO LONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4cfIbvd8Wg
>>66141090
>best DT album
great bait mate, I rate it eight out of eight
>>66142059
Darkthrone - Total Death
also captcha was 888 so might listen to some NSBM next
>>66142059
>>66142554
V I O L E N T
>>66142059
The most radio-friendly Graveland album, but still enjoyable.
Any Slam/Djent/Folkcore bands I should check out ?
>>66142726
Last Days of Humanity
>>66142726
>Folkcore
i want this
>>66142726
>Slam/Djent/Folkcore
Is Disentomb good live ?
>>66142059
It's alright, much more enjoyable than Obscura at least
poseurs
How foolish are they
In a interview with Rob Darken in 2005, Darken stated that Karcharoth tried to kill Fenriz from Darkthrone:
''His schizophrenia destroyed him. His trip to Norway in order to kill Fenriz is just one of the proofs of his sickness. The excuse for his plan to murder Fenriz was trivial. Karcharoth maintained that Fenriz has stolen him CD (he traded CDs with Fenriz and he sent CD to Fenriz and did not get any CD from him). So Karchaorth prepared for the trip of his life. He armed himself with axes, knives and chains, packed to his rucksack the most important zines, books and CDs with spiritual and ideological value…and he was ready to go. He reached to Swinoujscie without any problems. On the way he visited his friends from Thunderbolt (Karcharoth used to call them “my people” because he found and trained them). In Swinoujscie he took the ferry to Sweden. And he made one mistake because he bought one way ticket. So when he arrived to Sweden, he attracted the attention of the custom officers. They searched his stuff and found many interesting things. They arrested him. His mental condition was really very bad at that time so they did not know what to do with him. The next day they sent him back to Poland. Later the Swedish police wanted to use this event and spread the news that Polish Satanists came to Scandinavia to burn churches.''
>>66143032
this is seriously one of the most disgusting images I've ever seen
would make a good goregrind or slam cover
>>66143094
Yes, and? This is known, the early Polish scene was crazy.
>>66143032
is that guy like a bondage slave?
what the fuck is happening, and are there children there?
Whats with most black and death metal albums having an acoustic song?
>>66143240
It's George Zimmerman teaching Varg's children to fear the black man
>>66143251
Listen to better black and death metal
>>66143276
*leather creaks*
>>66143257
kek
varg has been going all out with making youtube videos recently, this one actually gave me feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQr7bF11cCw
>>66143276
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. satan.
>>66143276
He's such a poseur faggot.
>>66143321
...............................................................................freedom.
>>66143313
>Nonprofits & Activism
>>66143313
I need to grow a Varg beard
>>66143352
*hardly audible inhale*
>>66143355
I have one, the road was very long and hard and I was a neckbeard for three months, no way in hell would I ever shave now after being through the torture of being looked at like that again.
>>66143341
...........................................................................................................*sips*
>>66143313
I like that his RPG triggered the SJW faggots on those """"""metal"""""" sites.
>>66143313
Jesus fuck this guy needs to FUCKING focus his camera on his goddamn face, not the gay ass trees behind him. I love varg though.
>tfw I will never be able to tell anyone that I own every book Varg wrote and I am an avid believer of what he preaches
>>66143404
I wonder if he does that on purpose.
>>66143375
Based Anon
Ever since I could grow facial hair I'd maintained a full, thick beard or for the ladies, some steampunk tier moustache and chin puff but now I think it's time for a Varg beard.
Probably gonna take at least a year or two.
>>66143420
u srs?
>>66143420
>living a meme
>>66143420
dude it's one thing to say "I love varg" on image boards but this...
>>66143449
this
dubs confirm
>>66143463
Hi tumblr
Whats some good Epic Doom Metal?
>>66143494
hello!
is Merzbow metal enough?
>>66143633
KEK
>>66143633
KEK
>>66142059
This is on par with Unsilent Death, imo. I like the vocals way more than the shrieks on Abandon All Life, and I actually remember something about most of these tracks! Super sludgy, too, which helps.
>mfw some shitter says black metal sucks near me
>>66143633
KOK
>>66143696
My wife's boyfriend and I love this album.
What does metal think of Solitude Aeternus?
>>66143740
GOAT
>>66143696
>>66143737
Im a dog and I love this album too
>>66143740
GOAT
>>66143737
C U C K D
U
C
K
D
>>66143758
this is my territory, punk
>>66143846
so is that your dog?
memes
>>66143870
Kys
IF I SEE ANOTHER RETARDED FUCKING JARED DINES VIDEO SHOW UP
>>66142059
that ildjarn album someone mentioned in the last thread
it's fucking terrible
@66143885
literally who
>>66143885
Whats wrong with him?
>>66143885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaiYKWvqGFM
>>66143885
he's not that bad
>>66143885
I fucking hate that memer
>>66143896
What album?
>>66143918
djenerate
Thoughts on this album?
>>66143934
forest pottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8eUqTkc9qY
>>66143934
forest poetry
Jared Dines is 10000x better than Stevie T and that other guy
>>66143885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ThAr-saUE
Hes not that bad
>>66143740
It takes balls to say you're better than Messiah
>>66143941
Oh cool, the knights who say ni have an album.
>>66143276
>>66143302
>>66143321
>>66143341
Goddamnit yes.
>>66143276
How was that video called?
HEAR THY SERMON YOU PLEBS
POST UPON THY ALTAR ONE AND ONLY ONE METAL ALBUM THOU SHALL BRING WITH THYSELF TO THE ETERNAL GRAVE
>>66139225
Tyranny, Thergothon, Dolorian
>>66144075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkl4Yeh-BTo
>>66143985
lmao
>>66143966
is that a fucking Deafheaven riff at the beginning
>>66144077
WINDS OF ODIN GUIDE US
OVER VIOLENT SEAS, THE SILENT GRAVE
GODS OF THUNDER
ROARING, CRACKLING POWER
IN FLASHING LIGHT, THEY POUND THE NIGHT
>>66144077
DIE
WITH
Y O U
O
U
>>66143420
>420
jej
>>66144362
do you really enjoy Longhena that much?
>>66131946
Explain this.
>>66144077
My very fav since day 1
>>66144476
it's one of my favorite albums of all time, essentially the new reincarnation of The Inalienable Dreamless
>>66144486
I think he's trying to say that USBM is bad therefore Inquisition cannot be called USBM since they are good.
Which is very ironic since USBM is fine and Inquisition is horribly overrated.
>>66144538
Inquisition isn't even American
>b-b-but they relocated to the US!!!
Being good at black metal is literally genetic and Americans are abominations of mixed breeds. Black metal is only for the pure, even if you're a Colombian shit-skin
>>66144538
I thought he was trying to say Inquisition aren't American, they originated in Colombia, and therefore are not USBM
>>66144486
the hell is this?
>>66144626
why is Colombia so good at extreme metal
does it have something to do with shitty living conditions
>>66144663
Idolater, Black Sexual Blasphemy
it's meh tier
>>66144626
>abominations of mixed breeds
Projecting pretty hard there, mongrel.
what is the worst subgenre and why is it slamgaze
>>66144814
Is that our new meme name for black metal?
What is the best metal band ever and why is it Slough Feg
>>66144890
your shitpost did not amuse me. try again
>>66144890
I don't know, why?
>>66144077
I don't think I could ever get tired of listening to this
if you don't use mammal sauce
you might as well as be gay
>>66143377
"...Satan."
>>66144077
Ill be listening to this until the day I die anyway
>>66142028
>punk album
>purest form of death
Even if you're going to bait you should try to get your shit right
>tfw been on a generic black metal kick lately
help I can't stop listening to the same album with different titles over and over
>>66145025
Nice try Jesse, but your shitpost skills are fading
must be because you're a massive faggot
>>66145088
never seen that gif looped so perfectly
The perfect, logical conclusion to death metal.
Jesse BTFO
>>66145212
thoughts ?
>>66145212
Nice pick m8, that one's real 10/10
>>66145212
meh, not really that big of a deal. still a good album tho.
>>66145265
That Putrefaction in Progress is the perfect, logical conclusion to death metal, and Jesse won't be able to meme it.
>>66145279
this guy gets it
Why do people hate Gaahl?
>>66145318
stop backpedaling Jesse
>>66145354
They're homophobic.
>>66145354
1. he was way too into the theatrics and image over the actual music he was supposed to be playing. Gorgoroth put out some top-tier albums, he came on board, and they went to shit. Maybe not all his fault, but he's still the representative of that.
2. dat nigga gay
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>66145354
He's one of the main benefactors that pushed BM into the mainstream.
Lykathea Aflame is a pretty lame Nile clone desu
Reccomending some music similar to the style of Mastodon, heavy, sludgey stuff I guess?
>>66145354
He was a poseur who only got into black metal for the fashion and fame. He's also responsible for making Gorgoroth sound like shit for years.
>>66145475
Liturgy
>>66145473
you know damn right that's not true, anon
>>66143251
I've never... What? I can't even name one unless you're talking about that dumb aeon song about God sucking dick or whatever...
>NO FUN
>NO CORE
>NO MOSH
>NO TRENDS
Meal for this feel?
>>66145475
Do you want stuff in the same vein as CtS or Leviathan/Blood Mountain/Remission
>>66145473
I know you are just fishing for (You)s but fuck you that does trigger me
fuck you
>>66145497
>>66145529
Not that guy but why is that so triggering?
>>66145525
CTS and Leviathan esque
>>66145552
because it's not only objectively wrong, it's insulting
>>66145475
Gojira and early Baroness will do it for you
>>66145573
You seem pretty easily triggered
>>66145475
Mose Giganticus is the closest I can get desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyjIzAV1KdA
>>66145552
can't speak for the other anon but Elvenefris is one of my fav alvums and while they do take influence from Nile in some of it's themes, the music is COMPLETELY different than Nile outside of the genre/style and they handle the same themes as Nile in literally the complete opposite way (plus having many other themes on their own
also this >>66145573
>>66145610
nah I only get triggered when people make objectively wrong and insulting posts
>>66145558
Neurosis, Kylesa, Baroness, High On Fire, Intronaut, The Ocean, Man Made Origin, Anciients
>>66145558
https://warm.bandcamp.com/
>>66145622
Well this is a better answer
>>66145505
Lich Kangz
>>66145688
WUZ BARBARY AND SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
since Lykathea Aflame was brought up
http://www.maelstromzine.com/ezine/interview_iss13_24.php
>Maelstrom: Please tell us about some bands (of course from any genre) that you have loved.
>Petr: Wow, so many ….. Bal-Sagoth, Enya, Amorphis, latest Arcturus (The Sham Mirrors) - Garm ...wauu..don´t have words. He is the one that I´d love to have as a singer in Lykathea. Really. His voice really fascinates me that much - Secret Garden, Emperor, Anorexia Nervosa, Dead Can Dance, classical music, Septic Flesh, Adiemus, Vader, pop music (Sandra, Falco, A-HA….nowadays pop music as well), Opeth, Madder Mortem, latest Novembre ( I think they are from your country ), folk music …. And many, many others.
Is this the logical conclusion to slam?
>>66141090
I'm fucking triggered.
Posting the one and only.
>>66145747
>from all the things he could have picked from Lykathea's music he picked the vocals
for what pvrpose
>>66145779
are you talking about Petr? he also handled the guitars.
C O L D
>>66145451
>pushed BM in the mainstream
>>66145779
You misread that, I think
>>66145828
>>66145876
oh alright
>>66145475
After Mastodon I went towards more post-metal stuff. Cult of Luna, Mouth of the Architect, Isis, Pelican, Neurosis. There might be something in there you like.
HAT is the best gorgoroth singer yet
>>66145980
fucking this
though I think Antichrist was Pest not Hat
>>66146201
Nothing to see here loli officers, as you can tell I'm into progressive, therefore, I have a shota stash
>>66146163
Antichrist was Pest
I lean toward liking Pest better just because Profetens Apenbaring was a fucking cool song but other than that, Pentagram is probably better than anything else they ever did.
>>66146201
I aim a subwoofer at them and play Butchered Maggoty Face
they disintegrate
>>66146280
> Pentagram is probably better than anything else they ever did.
You sure about that?
>>66146373
not him but yes Pentagram was the best.
UTSOH is pretty generic
>>66146373
The Rite of Infernal Invocation (minus the overlong outro) is one of the best black metal tracks ever recorded.
>>66145764
what is this?
>fireworks going off
>exchange student, not even Amerifat
metal for this feel
>>66147148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPl2sTo_8-o
>>66146873
Exactly what it says
>>66146873
st anger slam covers
You guys ready for new ringworm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03vrEjI2VyQ
>>66147476
Sounds pretty generic
>>66145475
Lazer/Wulf has both their groovy and their proggy side, but different
>>66147476
>relapse
please don't post that kind of gore here, this is a blue board
>tfw Relapse goes the way of Earache
>Nuclear Blast replaces Roadrunner
>>66144976
really? it's super boring
>2016
>not listening to Graveland's Memory and Destiny, Summoning's Dol Guldur, and Bathory's Hammerheart at least 5 times a day each
>>66147886
>>66147925
Hi Pitchfork
>>66147476
hammer of the witch was dope but i'm not really feeling this
>>66147945
you're the hipster atmoshitter not him
>>66147945
Swing and a miss. Try again.
>>66147886
I listen to Voices of Steel, does that count?
>>66147886
thanks for the recs man
>>66147968
>>66147983
Pitchfork, please leave.
>>66147952
I liked hammer of the witch better but I got excited cause new album
Am I pleb, /metal/? The following is 9/10 for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMGo-9tKb90
>>66148208
You can just leave, you don't have to ask permission
>>66141090
Of course. It's black metal.
>>66148014
It does not.
>>66148275
if you question your tastes, you are a pleb
>>66148149
Did you really need recs from 3 very popular and well known bands?
>>66148341
Just curious. I listen to what I want anyway.
how to get grind gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YniiAk17Wys
>tfw can't sleep because of all the bugs in your crooked creaking house
metal for this feel pls
>>66148402
actually go to grind shows, talk to the women there
you may have to take one from someone who is more stoned than you though
>>66148378
such autism
>>66148444
>tips Sunbather
>>66148441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sV2zTMON6E
>>66148441
Record the bug sounds and use them in an atmoblack album
>>66148449
for God's sake every post in this chain has been facetious except for yours
>>66148501
legitimately my fav metal album
>>66148441
Just found out this was Piero Scaruffi's rock AOTY 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPHChWaPvXU
>tfw Woodtemple finally grew on me
>>66148467
If you keep bringing hipster shit up, this will keep happening
>https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/748473113592070144
which one of you fags hacked pewdiepie's computer and left a message on his Sunbather desktop telling him to kill himself
>>66148520
i've listened to it, found it incredibly boring and i always though Scaruffi's taste bordered on garbage
>>66148501
>well acclaimed and loved albums
>facetious
'no'
>>66148584
Yeah same, but I liked most of it, I agree that's it's definitely not AOTY. Also their 2016 ep really sucked.
>>66148584
the joke is not about the quality of albums. I mean how does someone with your level of autism even react to the level of emotional simulation in Hammerheart? Are you just looking at review scores or what - is that why you think Summoning is actually a very popular band?
>>66148640
dude, what the fuck are you even going on about right now?
where was Hammerheart or Summoning even mentioned? This post >>66147886 ? Cause i didn't reply to that
>>66148640
>someone with your level of autism even react to the level of emotional simulation in Hammerheart?
>the level of emotional simulation in Hammerheart
>>66148640
Never go full retard, Pitchfork.
>>66148640
I think they're talking about how highly rated Summoning is here on this board. Which it is.
>>66148584
Scaruffi's taste isn't garbage.
>>66148780
i know
it's borderline garbage
not that i even dislike the guy, he's pretty much the epitome of an incredibly successful guy and a rather cultured one at that (pretty much a renascence man), but goddamn his music journalism is just flat out fucking wrong so many times
>>66144077
AND EVEN BURIED IN THE GROUND
I
STILLL
MEME
HEREEEEEE
>>66148816
I know.
And I'm saying it's not.
>>66148836
ok then
>>66148855
Ok then.
Heavy metal has rarely been as dynamic, narrative, cinematic and cohesive as The Mother of Virtues is. Each piece is an intense, life-threatening experience. The relatively conventional grindcore of opener The Oracle Of Nassau is misleading. The nine-minute White Flag is a mini-fantasia drenched in gothic overtones, opening at a funereal doom-y pace, flavored with psychedelic spaced-out guitar tones, torn apart by a burst of distorted vocals, and, after the ritual "grinding", hypnotized in an oneiric pause before the final beastly growl. The eight-minute Eternity In A Breath is another venture into doom-metal with visceral energy; and halfway the music stops and the guitar emulates a piano with a few laconic notes; but then the booming procession-like rhythm restarts and the vocals become elongate desperate cries from hell. The balance of power between Dylan DiLella's guitar noise and Doug Moore's hoarse shout peaks in the infernally epic ten-minute bacchanal of The Mother Of Virtues, one of the genre's masterpieces. All jagged and thorny, the instrumental score of Sleeper Agent sets the stage for a split-personality show by the vocalist. Balkanized is their idea of acrobatic rock'n'roll, an orgy at high speed of odd tempos, guitar squeaks and vocal shrieks, that gets even more savage when it slows down. The scaffolding of Implant Fever creaks and shakes dangerously, with every element pushed to the limit and the vocalist shifting among different psychotic personas. Invisible Injury dumps seven more minutes of extenuating psychological violence, showing little respect for form and tradition (with a three-minute instrumental coda which is a delight of anti-mood music). The band assimilates lessons that come from as far as DNA, Slint, Captain Beefheart, and Laughing Hyenas. DiLella is a new master of atonality, worthy of the classics of the new wave and of free jazz. The rhythm section is the bastard child of an earthquake and a drunk mammoth.
>>66147148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx08MK_O_TQ
>>66148926
>Scaruffi copypasta outside of the Beatles
>>66148926
>I don't understand metal and neither should you
>>66148926
You're gonna have to convince me a lot quicker than that to believe that there's no irony involved here considering how meme'd up this board is for me to read more than a sentence of that.
To cut to the chase, tl;dr
>>66148949
that's one dangerously qt pupper
have a match
>>66148926
why are you doing a scaruffi copypasta for pyrrhon? they're good. they don't deserve this, everyone is gonna think they're a meme
>>66148961
yes, and
>>66148962
>Meaningless green arrow text
>>66148975
I never asked you to read it in the first place.
>>66149012
Everything is memes. Nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred.
>>66149034
everything that's sacred is a meme by definition though
>>66149064
preacher shut up with the original terminology and definition of meme we are using it in a different context and you know it
>>66149064
No no, the concept of sacred things is a meme, things themselves are not sacred.
if you guys wanted to talk about pyrrhon you could have just fucking SAID SO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QTln7bAWMc
>>66149151
We don't.
>>66149130
well NOTHING IS sacred by the objective definition, but things are certainly considered sacred by our fellow man, and the idea, the belief ITSELF that something is sacred is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DPhFpZW5a8
>ywn jump headfirst into blackhole to finally become one with universe
>>66149168
well i do
and i really liked Running Out of Skin it exceeded my expectations
>>66149183
That is essentially what I just said.
To reiterate: Nothing is sacred, nothing is safe, everything is memes.
So Darken gets to fuck this every night right?
>>66149208
I did too, but I didn't like it as much as Growth Without End. I'm a little worried how they'll do without their drummer.
>>66149238
He smashes all those tasty Eastern European folk sluts.
>>66149238
Lol wtf is that chick cosplaying Triss?
>>66149218
well, things only known (known, not believed, that way they would be failed memes) to one person aren't memes
so there's that
>>66149303
She's not cut up and disfigured enough to be Triss ;^)
>>66149311
Literally so what
This pseudo philosophy bullshit goes nowhere and you barely know what you're talking about.
>>66149359
i'm just shitposting to pass the time
>reads Richard Dawkins once
>>66149380
You say that like I'm supposed to forgive you for annoying me out of boredom. Do it with someone else asshole
>>66149380
So you basically just gave up on the Scaruffi thing
what up with that
>>66149238
Where do i start with Graveland?
Post your pleb-filter metal albums.
>>66149490
And by pleb filter, you mean albums plebs don't like/don't know about?
>>66149489
Memory and Destiny
Just bought this, did i do go /meal/?
>>66149568
are you 15
>>66149568
you could have just screen printed a t-shirt saying "i'm an edgelord" for $15
>>66146873
best cover known to slams
>>66149577
>>66149582
>tumblr gets triggered
>>66149568
Why not just wear a White Pride Worldwide T-shirt
>tfw you bought a ROTN shirt
>tfw you still have no idea what the furyo style is
>>66149602
this is a little more subtle
>>66149568
design is actually shit, way too much going on
>>66149606
NEVER UNDERRATE THE UNDERDOG
>>66149606
Furyo style is either in your blood or not, no one can truly know it
actually i'm pretty sure it's just what they call the aesthetic of old action manga
>>66149597
you could have bought a lederhosen costume for $25 off amazon
>>66149528
damn nostalgia, was my favourite album, truly a soundscape of satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNSGxiHXMNs
post some slamming riffs
>>66149634
FIND IN YOUR MIND THE SAIYAN...
>>66149640
Oh shit an actual answer. Thanks my dude.
>>66149409
>annoyed by shitposting
>in 4chan
bro
>>66149756
I'm annoyed at you. You were the last trip for me. Now all trips are filtered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atskrr9lsJ4
>>66149851
Was just listening to this earlier today. What's gonna be slam AOTY?
>>66138729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcdXA3FOf8
>>66150050
are you spamming this everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfHdwxP3reM
>>66143896
Ildjarn is a hipster bait
they just latch onto the first slightly obscure atmoshit bm record that has enough kvlt cred even though it's complete garbo
>>66150190
Which is how you know deathmetal.org/ANUS are overrated
Might as well label it as a Summong album
>>66149851
>triple O.G. Slamdown
>all three are younger than 30
Post these bad boys and push the thread to 400
>>66150957
Wanted to post mine but 5 albums of gojira showed up so i decided with my wifes son i shouldnt.
>>66150957
If this thread doesn't get to 400 let's make a vow to never make this general again
>>66151201
absolutely not
We should launch a campaign to make /metal/ great again
mmg(ł)a
>>66150893
he's dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yVn9f9Hw8
400 right?
>>66151661
das rite
>>66151753
P O S E U R
