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old thread >>66130172
>tfw the gooks have their own metal board on gookchan
>>66137228
i think they have a cat board too.
Fucking great OP
>he likes Death Metal
>he doesn't like Death
plebs these days
More like Revenge? I'm trynna shit on plebs with better and more obscure tastes
it Incantation worth seeing live? Depravity will also be playing a rare comeback gig there
>>66137305
>deathgripsnigger.jpg
>>66137299
i'd like to like their music
but they're so bad
>>66137257
Thanks, friend
>>66137328
How can you like Death Metal and not like Death? What do you not like about Death then?
>>66137228
>death metal is desumetaru
>brutal death metal is burudesu
wew lad
Is this worth going to, famila?
Best melo-death album of the 2010's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ccG2izxo
Only desu metal below this post.
What's the best blackened tech death out there?
>>66137316
They were bretty gud when I seen them.
>>66137410
I would go to that if it wasnt on a different continent
>>66137419
1 minute in
It's like the retarded offspring of Opeth and Amorphis
>>66137410
Literally who besides suffo
>>66137419
I'd say this.
>>66137410
Maybe, I need to go fetch my reading glasses
>>66137519
>he doesnt know Disgorge
>>66137410
good thing death metal band logos are so unique and distinctive
review by anthony "good critic shit musician" fantano when?
>>66137601
I thought it's the other way around
>>66137601
let me spoil it for you. It's not very good. Couldn't into it. They've been steadily declining since space whales - the album
>>66137681
There's literally nothing wrong with TWOAF
>>66137410
>Suffocation + 27 shitty bands
Nah
>>66137681
Idk i like it
I wish it would be much heavier than that tho
>>66137410
Why is Leviathan playing there lol
>>66137601
I doubt he'll like it seeing as he didn't enjoy Le Infant Sausage much
satan
>>66137740
It has some bad case of filler songs. But it was made in 8 months apparently of which 4 months was writing the songs.
Shit like title song and toxic garbage gives me chills everytime esp. Live
>>66137803
*sips*
>You wouldn't imagine how painful it was for us to give birth to the abomination this album is
>DSO on SMRC
what did he mean by this?
What is this music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNX8lC5eIU
>>66137740
it's a great album, that being said the list is as follows.
>space whales album
8 or 9/10
>spooky skellington
7.5/10
>french album
6/10
>magma
idk, i'm going to say 5/10 at this point but i've only listened to it once. I guess it's not terrible. like >>66137766 said, i wish it was heavier, because there's still some decent ideas there.
>>66137890
t. hipster
>>66137842
I liked SMRC, I always die a little inside whenever someone invariably calls it derivative trash
Gojira at their peak for sure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJVAFhrQz40
>>66137228
>thrash metal general
>they're having a civil discussion on 80s and 90s tech and prog thrash
>some random gook posts vektor
>everybody starts shitposting
>"I hate this place"
Suddenly learning Moonspeak doesn't sound like a bad idea
If you post this on songs you should probably kill yourself
>>66137909
nah dude, from mars to sirius is awesome, and while TWOAF is pretty fucking good, they've been steadily getting worse. Not like they're bad or anything.
>>66138002
it's a great idea if you really want to get into the jap underground (who is very little like our own ''underground''), since Japan has one of the most unique underground scenes around
>>66137890
Why have you not rated The Link?
>>66137954
SMRC is a great album, it just suffers from being overhyped to the point where literally no album could live up.
Fanboys make it out to be some revolutionary piece that completely changed the style of black metal forever. It's not at all. That "modern" style of BM didn't really develop until somewhat on Kenose and then really on Fas.
SMRC was just a very well-executed but mostly traditionalist album, except for the fact that the lyrics had way more thought put into them.
>>66137814
the instrumentals in toxic garbage island is what every shitty """deathcore""" band wishes they could write.
who uh-ah-ah here ?
>>66138065
I was never around for the hype, I guess I kept it along because it was my first metal album, and I loved it. Would there be any similar fast tempo thrashy non-aura noir bm albums to rec.
early opeth is dank af
>>66137954
SMRC is great, dont understand why anyone would have beef with it
>>66138174
sheeeit even up to ghost reveries great. but my arms your hearse is tip top
>>66138170
Try Funeral Mist. They do they chanting and ultra-satanic imagery too but they're pretty similar in style iirc.
>>66138174
i don't like morningrise or MAYH.
>>66138246
will do, also are there any albums similar to kostogher?
>>66138252
but how anon? do you like their more prog stuff?
Tell me why this isn't AOTYSF
>>66138289
It's shit.
>>66138289
It's shit.
>>66138289
It's shit.
>>66138289
objectively shit
fucking post slam because I cant stand the Gojira and Opeth posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVagAR9RII
>>66138289
it's shit.
>>66138289
It's shit
>>66138329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mJgNOSjg6I
REAL
SLAM
HOURS
>>66138289
It's shit
>>66138289
it's shit
>Anon, do you like the new Dark Funeral?
What do you say, /meal/?
>>66138289
doesn't bulldoze
shit
>>66138380
"No"
>>66138289
>super generic alt/groove and power metal anime opening-tier garbage with le kawaii~vocals
>AOTY in any year
kill urself my man
>>66138380
black metal sucks
>>66138380
Does it slam? No? Then fuck off you cunt.
>>66138289 not my cup of tea to be tbqhwyf
>>66138394
>my lifelong dream of having a trip tell me to kill myself has come true
Well time to go get the rope ready
>>66138380
It's derivative bullshit and black metal sucks.
best album of the year?
>>66138329
Slam is boring af
>>66138406
Now hold on just a God dann second.
>>66138425
Rope! Rope! Go and fetch the rope!
>>66138436
slam is the only thing keeping this general 'alive'
>>66138380
"lmao pleb"
*turns 360° and walks away*
>>66138380
>"Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, have you checked out the new Ihsahn album?"
...is what I would say if I knew how to talk to women.
meal for feel?
>>66138380
>this is what metalheads find attractive
>the muhslams have arrived
>>66138130
Is that good or bad thing
>>66138064
This desu
the link, wisdom comes, embrace the world and remembrance are one of thrit best songs
>>66138471
t. blackie
>>66138380
I haven't heard it yet. Maybe we could listen to it together?
Bam. I'm gettin some.
is there anything worse than slam ?
>>66138511
you
>BIDF on full throttle
>>66138495
>Bam. I'm gettin some.
No she just calls you a poseur for not knowing about it already and leaves with Deathgoat Annihilraper
>>66138468
How is she not attractive? Solid 7/10 t b h
>>66138468
General blonde is generic
>>66138480
>is that a good or bad thing
Good. They perfected a style that now gets copied by endless bands.
>>66138289
I like it
>>66138457
>Meet chick at gig
>7/10, nice legs would slam
>Talk to her for long time
>Sleep with her in one room for some reason
>Didnt SLAM
Help me
Tfw 24 yo kissless virgin
>>66138468
>How dare white men prefer white women! Post big african asses!
>>66138566
Listen to more $lamz my man, maybe that'll help?
>>66138516
no u
>>66138566
Listen to more slam my man.
>>66138471
B U L L
>>66137348
I'd like to slam some traps ifyaknowwhatImsayin
>>66138594
D O Z I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRjhFbtFf2w
>slam fans will defend this
Explain yourselves
>>66138617
$ L A M M I N G
>>66138468
T. Blackie that never left his mother
basement
sex to slam sounds like it would be fucking top-notch
if you can get over the vocalist sounding like he's gargling sewage that is
>>66138620
What am I witnessing
>>66138620
>Blackie can't handle F U N
>>66138630
G U T T U R A L
>>66138471
I like muhslams because they meme hard
>>66138670
B R V T A L I T Y
are there some good dissonant aggressive dm bands like !TOOH!?
>>66138670
T H R A S H I N G
>>66138620
Looks like good fun minus good music.
Exodus concert in poland looked similar except people didnt havr hockey gear on lmfao
>>66138681
Slam is the new atmos black metal. Watch p4k drones will new all about slam in like 5 years
>>66138688
I thought he was wearing an Asphyx shirt for a second
>>66138717
>!TOOH!
>dissoshit
>good
lol
>>66138752
>everything i don't like is hipster
>>66138752
IF YOU DON'T LIKE GOOD MUSIC THEN IT DOESN'T HURT TO GO
>>66138752
>implying bitchfork can handle pure guttural bulldozing thrashing slamming illegal mayhem
i really feel the need for some dope chugga-chugga shit is there any djent that doesn't suck?
>>66138798
But I like slam...
I'm just saying p4k and hipsters will high jack that scene
>>66138861
check new Slice the Cake
>>66138861
No.
>>66138866
highly unlikely
first they would have to get to brutal death metal and that doesn't show any signs of happening soon
>>66138861
djen.co
Make your own!
>>66138861
Meshuggah - Koloss
slam generator when?
>>66138937
http://djen.co/#share/zJ1TFX
Here I made some
>>66138891
I know but look like 20 years ago. Shit even like 2005 .Noboby would have thought black metal could become the scene it is today. I know people who do the black metal version of "coltane, miles davis, the list goes on". Mayhem, burzum the list goes on
>>66138891
>first they would have to get to brutal death metal and that doesn't show any signs of happening soon
That's what they said about Black Metal, the supposedly "most inaccessible metal subgenre" - everyone and their mother in 2006.
It will happen, atmoslam will become a thing, and then CAVERN BRUTALCORE
>>66137410
No but Disentomb are excellent.
>>66138951
holy shity
>>66138964
What is this "the list goes on" meme? Is it a form of plebery?
>>66138891
honestly I'm somewhat surprised an artsy brutal death movement hasn't started up.
It's sitting exactly like black metal was right now; an inaccessible (important, because everybody wants to be difficult to understand), largely primitive music style.
Where the fuck are my hour and a half BULLDOZING $LAM albums with 40 page booklets full of philosophy
>>66138968
but they won't like it not because it's the ''most inaccessible metal subgenre" (it's normally the gateway into the genre for most people due to it's focus on groove) but because the genre itself is un-hipster-like
>>66138964
but the 2000s had their own shitty black me scene called norsecore, we just replaced it with a different kind of shitty
>>66139010
No, it's supposedly a sign of having limited knowledge in a genre by listing the most popular ones and then saying "the list goes on" as if you have any other things to list.
Though whenever I talk to someone who is into metal and not BM and asks me what I listen to I tell him "Mayhem, Darkthrone, stuff like that", because you wouldn't want to hammer out the most underground shit he hasn't heard of 90% of the time, it's /mu/ autism.
>>66139026
thats why slam is based, faggots cant do it.
https://bandcamp.com/tag/black-metal
What the fuck are these bullshit non black/white/blue covers
>>66139010
it's a meme mocking people who think they're deep shit because they know the top 2 of an generally non-mainstream genre
people normally use pic related as an example because pseudo-jazzfags are by far the most common of these types of people
>>66139026
But anon, avant-slam and space grind exist. Imagine if slam incorporated that.
You guys don't know what is to come.
Abominable Putridity is your Burzum.
Epicardiectomy your Mayhem.
Infernal Bleeding your Satyricon
In five years your Deathspell Omega will come, and then it's over.
Screencap this, you will suffer just like us.
>>66139104
>only jazz artists i like are really, really known
no fucks given
>>66139132
Enmity is your Ildjarn
the parallels are uncanny
>>66139132
dont spook me like this
>>66139132
what did he mean by this
>>66139188
It's a prophecy
>>66139188
You're going to have to find a new subgenre to jerk off to knowing that people who you'll never meet won't like it.
>>66139156
i still think forest poetry by ildjarn is a crime against music
>>66139201
who REAL TRIBAL ETHNIC NATIVE ROOTS NU-GROOVE METAL here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sl5-Cl6LOo
>>66139235
Normally, when I review music, I think about what the creator of the music intended when he (or she) created the music. This, however, is not applicable here. Because the only conclusion I can come up with is that Ildjarn intended to create crap. In that sense, he succeeded. That's why Forest Poetry gets a 3% instead of a 0 percent, because he definitely succeeded here. This is utter crap, and I can never force myself to rate crap highly. I am a VERY open-minded listener, MUCH more so than I used to be, and I honestly gave this one hell of a chance to grow on me. Still, to this day, I cannot listen to more than a minute or so at a time without wanting to cut my ears off. I guess that's good, since most songs are blissfully short, but that's NEVER a good thing.
In fact, I've heard noisegrind bands with a more appealing sound than this. The production sounds as if Ildjarn took a computer microphone, hung it from the ceiling, and recorded all tracks with that microphone. To me, this is a satire of black metal, much more so than being black metal itself. The name of the album, Forest Poetry, is about as generic of a black metal album name as you can get, and all the song titles are equally generic. And true to the nature of satire, it takes the worst flaws of black metal (unmusicality and horrid production) and takes them past their logical extreme. I would, then, rate this higher than 3%, since I do love satire, except that this is not funny. It's just annoying. I can pretty much describe this entire album in one sentence: Fake-sounding blastbeats with horribly distorted and recorded guitars repeating boring and stupid riffs ad infinitum with distorted vocals and an overall very sloppy performance.
Black Metal became very hipster friendly when subgenres like DSBM emerged, with simple and clear songwriting and 2deep4u lyrics.
Slam is hipster proof with all its wiggerism and (ironically) misogynic lyrics.
>>66139090
I don't get it
>>66139296
Thank you for the tip, I will now create Depressive Slam Metal
>>66139294
lel metallum is right for once
>>66139332
Incorporate some existentialism with a little post modernism and, baby you've got a scene going.
>>66139332
>Depressive Slam
FUND IT
so many genres you could mix with slam to make ebin albums
Cavern slam
Depressive Slam
Jazz slam
Slamgaze
Industrial slam (does this already exist?)
Technical Slam
possibilities are endless
>reading a thread about Arghoslent on NWN forums
>the vocalist is contributing to the banter
kek
>slamgaze
epic
>>66139416
we have Tech Slam already
i approve of all others though, ESPECIALLY slamgaze1
>>66139421
Sure, Hendrik from Absurd is meme'ing shit up on NWN all the time, too.
>>66139412
>>66139416
Depressive Suicidal Slam Metal
Though I think what would get a legitimate draw from an audience would be to completely go away from the roots of the genre, meaning the misogyny, brutality, etc and make something different and just call it "slam", like all the atmospheric black metal bands are doing.
I'll incorporate Slams, but I will not actually do pig squeals, but depressive sighs while staring at the moon and gazing through the forest while being intoxicated by mushrooms, Psychedelic Depressive Slam.
>>66138406
Who the fuck are you?
>>66139416
Industrial slam sounds actualy pretty intriguing
>>66139499
YOUR FOKING NITEMARE
i'm so fucking depressed i literally cant bear it anymore
does prozac works ?
>>66138436
Spoken like a true pussy
>>66139416
I've said this before and I'll say it again: make symphonic slam a thing.
I'm aware of that Blood Thirsty album, but it needs MORE BULLDOZING SLAMZ to fulfill my craving.
>>66139543
>does prozac works ?
No it doesn't my French brother
>>66139543
sometimes but it makes fapping almost impossible
consider carefully
>>66139543
no, but slam does
>>66139578
I was about to make the exact same post. every letter, every word, in the same exact order.
>>66139571
>used to OD on Xanax and Prozac almost daily two years ago
>couldn't masturbate for weeks and months
>after rehab had the most delightful fap of my life and came after two seconds
>>66139543
i've heard weed works
>>66139543
Prozac is nice but you might get addicted
just smoke weed
>>66139571
>>66139603
why does it make fap impossible
>>66139648
it's a muscle relaxant, too and your penis needs muscles to ejaculate and orgasm
>>66139543
>>66139565
>>66139571
40mg of Prozac daily for ocd and I jerk it on the daily at age 29. World differently for different people.
>>66139648
It's just one of the side effects. Doesn't happen to everyone but it's very common
Can you guys provide me with a download link for Gehenna's Black Seared Heart demo? None of the links seemed to work so far
>>66139710
it's included in their discography torrent on rutracker
>>66139662
>>66139691
>tfw fapping is the only thing that's maintaining me sane at this point
>>66139733
Sorry, I forgot to check on dark-world, but your rutracker comment reminded me
>>66139766
How? Fapping usually makes me feel much worse.
>>66138329
is slam the same thing as deathcore? this sounds like what everyone listened to in high school
>>66139543
I've never been on Prozac specifically but I have been on a couple different anti-depressants. They can have side effects but they can also keep you from killing yourself.
>>66138525
Soft 6/10 tbqh senpai
>tfw from Ukraine and can not use dark-world
Fuck cunts, if you take over my country at least let me use this site
So this is the best brutal death release of this year so far right?
>>66137419
Not even memeing
>>66137522
That one is great too
>>66138615
Dang nigga
>>66140060
reporting in
>>66140084
>>66140090
>>66140095
>>66140122
what is going on here?
>>66139954
>not using superior rutracker
>>66140060
reverse image search came back with :
>slamming brutal death metal
well it sounds fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1WU9WEkdVg
Random internet things You come across, I think this time is good
>>66138620
People are not taking themselves seriously?
http://www.last.fm/music/Fallujah/_/93
Amazing
>>66140060
but they all sound the same
>>66140236
I didn't realize slavs could make music that didn't slam
>>66138635
It is pretty suhweet I was getting it on while playing my library on shuffle and some slams come on, at first I paused and reached over to skip the song yet i looked upon the booty and was like "naw" and kept on my pump. Highly recommended
>>66138861
Maybe...
post best art-slam albums. i need thinking mans music.
>>66140398
What is the metal equivalent to this game?
>>66140413
whoa...that's actually pretty out there.
I've been listening to metal for at least 11 years and always brushed off Slayer as grandpa meal, bare-bones no flesh, wireframe without substance and whatnot.
But good god these riffs
THESE RIFFS RIGHT HERE
https://youtu.be/yPGKlb8hklQ?t=98
Find me more effective riffs than these. Holy shit.
>>66140477
everyone lumps them in with babbys first metal bands. Angel of death is a god tier song.
>>66140477
>claims to be listening to metal for 11 years
>WORST old slayer album
>>66140424
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>66139710
Slsk
>>66140424
CYTOTOXIN
>>66140297
>pleb opinion.
>>66140424
>>66140517
shit tastes
>>66140517
>worst
Stop being edgy
>>66140477
Reign in Blood is amazing yeah
>>66140477
Hell awaits ?
>>66140517
I did just say I never bothered with Slayer at all, so I know little about the quality of each album aside from consensus. It's generally not my style and I do prefer the more modern, more fleshed out styles of metal.
I'm 23 and my earliest recollection of listening to metal is from when I was 11 or 12. Going by the latter that would make me listening to metal for 11 years, yes.
>>66140727
Aside from Slayer though.
>>66139416
Power Slam?
It is Ukrainian Music. That is Not Traditional nor any variation of New Russian language, It sounded more polish then anything else.
Epica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i77lXofa0DY
Classic
>>66140830
Artillery, Toxic Holocaust, Exhorded, Coroner and memektor
>>66139416
>National Socialistic Slam with rapping parts.
>Wotan Klan - Wotan kill a nig, they gonna swarm
>>66140946
>ExHorder
pic related
>>66140477
Literally has one good song. The rest are trying to sound like it.
>>66140999
Exhorder is fucking GOAT you hipshit
>>66141018
I thought the same until I actually listened to the album. You should consider.
Angel of Death is still my favourite though.
>>66141059
Exhorder are a meme band. We meme them here so false fags like you identify yourself
>>66141137
>We
>>66141104
Consider what? Did you mean to put another song there or just consider listening to it again?
>>66141160
We in this case means everyone except false cucks like you.
>>66141186
fuck off fag
>>66141186
nigger
>>66141200
>>66141223
So two, two false cucks in the thread
ah ah ah
>>66141247
kys
>>66141247
die in a fire faggot
>>66141268
>>66141284
aw, is false cuckie mad as fuck cause his favorite grooveshit is a meme?
is there such a thing as NSDM?
>>66141294
The only meme here is you, cuckold
>>66141294
DID HE REALLLLLLLLLLLLY DIE ?
>>66141314
>>66141320
See that's weird, because you're literally a meme, the band and album are memes respectively, and your buddy here >>66141320
is memeing, so that must mean you're wrong
>>66141342
>if it's a meme then it's bad !
CAUSE OF DEATH WAS NEVER CONFIRMED
>>66141342
He's not my buddy, pal.
Bunch a memeing fags. Terrible isn't it.
>>66141378
Sure seems like your buddy, friend
>>66141357
I never said that.
>>66141416
>I never said that.
you did.
>>66141416
>complaining about memeing on /metal/
What are you on you condescending faggot
>>66141425
No I didn't.
>>66141449
When did I complain? Are you guys on something? Because you're clearly seeing things that are not there.
calm down you guys argue like faggots
>>66141466
>no I didn't
>Lmao le Exhorder is a meme haha kys falsies
>When did I complain? Are you guys on something?
>Lmao Le Exhorder is a meme haha kys falsies
>>66140477
Am I the only one that thinks RIB was the last good Slayer album?
South of Heaven and Seasons in the Abyss have only a few worthwhile songs.
>>66141471
no you argue like faggots
>>66141517
Not sure what your point is here, pal. Seems like you're acting like a faggot on purpose, but that purpose is an unknown at this time.
Unless you are just a faggot, and therefore are acting naturally
>>66141531
dumb pleb
>>66141531
>have only a few worthwhile songs.
So does Reign in Blood
>>66141548
Delete your account.
>>66141295
the only thing that comes to my mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sffXCvIw0os
>>66141584
Oh do you think we're on reddit right now?
That would explain you acting like a faggot.
>>66141556
http://www.worshipmetal.com/features/6-reasons-slayers-reign-blood-not-greatest-thrash-album-time/5/
kek
>>66141625
>Oh do you think we're on reddit right now?
Yes this is Reddit, and let it be known that you have been DOWNVOTED.
>>66141648
>You won't believe #4!
>>66141665
This also explains why you like Exhorder
>>66141625
DOWNVOTED
>>66141648
holy shit that's those are the plebiest opinions I've read all year.
>>66141708
>This also explains why you like Exhorder
I haven't heard a single second of their music, my man. But let's keep this going because it's fun. Kill yourself faggot
Is there any slam poetry with real slamz
>>66141728
>I haven't heard a single second of their music
Sure you haven't, plebbit
>>66141770
Do you post that every time you realize you've been responding to bait?
>>66141821
Do you?
>>66141821
Every post in this thread is bait, so no.
Do you act like a faggot redditor whenever you're here? Or you know, in your life?
>>66141853
>Every post in this thread is bait, so no.
ok
>Do you act like a faggot redditor whenever you're here? Or you know, in your life?
ok
I'm intrigued, how much worse can this place possibly get?
>>66141863
So that's a yes? You're just a faggot redditor in general?
Interesting, if unrelated Exmemer
>>66141886
make some posts and let's see
>>66141886
How much worse would you like it?
Because twice as worse as that
what band bulldoze the most ?
>>66141894
Yes, I'm a redditor. I visit reddit every day, leave comments, enjoy posting cool metal songs to r/metal and occasionally browser r/metaljerk because its funny.
>>66141938
Pantera
>>66141973
Didn't ask for your whole life story faggot. Save it for r/metal
>>66141938
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
New Persefone when?
>>66141998
Well you asked if I was a redditor and I responded with the positive and elaborated. Would you like more information about my reddit activities?
>>66142021
Yes
>>66141998
>>66142021
stop posting anytime
>>66142021
I've explicitly told you that I do not, but I feel like you're going to go ahead and do it anyway, because that's what shitposting faggot redditors do
why the fuck are you faggots talking about reddit
post slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsuFDtB2AJE
>>66142089
This
Please rec some post-atmos slamgaze
Found your gay ass mispelled metal thread
Reposting:
I'm fucking tired of all of you and your shitposter enabling shit.
This is the best fucking death album of any subgenre, it is the purest form of death and anyone who disagrees with this is some smug jesseposting shitposter faggot who likes dicks in his ass and mouth.
>>66142039
>>66142044
>>66142055
Ok. So what I usually do in the morning every day is open incognito (don't want my parents to see I use a website with porn on it) and browse the front page, reading comments for the funny puns and inside jokes that i understand. Then I check the newest posts and leave comments on those in hopes of the posts getting big and me geting some comment points. I have almost 800 of them now. Then, I check out some of my favorite subreddits (r/metal is one of them, of course) and participate in the fun discussion there. So that's pretty much my reddit-day :)
>>66142089
>tfw Eizo's wiggerish hand movements will never be a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltLXZdTXco
>>66142144
Nice post, bud
>>66142144
And may I ask how old you are, that you still worry about your parents seeing porn websites? No judgement intended.
Going to see Power Trip live, what am I in for boys ?
>>66142021
Maybe
>>66142172
he's not being sincere dumbass
>>66142139
I can't read that
>>66142192
Of course you- I mean, he isn't. I'm sure it's all a joke and he's actually a mature responsible adult in the workforce. Who goes on r/metal.
>>66142139
>Had gril in band
Ultra false
>>66142139
Bruh LDoH sucked when I was in middle school, blow it out your ass pleb
>>66142198
>>66142246
>>66142238
Shut the fuck up Jesses
You're all shitposting plebs
>>66142172
>being meme'd this hard
>>66142233
>being this autistic
400
0
0
>>66142275
>>66142285
>being this mad
>being blasted in the butt this hard
post your best g u t t u r a l s
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A8YIASyQHC
dont forget to cup the mic
HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS
FUCK MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKjtxUDSxCA
Still hasn't said how old he is though.
>>66142172
I'm turning 19 next month and yeah my parents are pretty hardcore christians. That's also part of the reason I really really like black metal.
>tfw you share a general with mic cuppers
wtf is slam?
>>66142332
UEEE UEEE UEEE EUEE to you too, my friend.
>>66142340
D E A D L Y
>>66142375
Deathcore with less swagger and more wigger
>>66142340
>deadly
>>66142375
Death metal you can do the macarena to
>>66142340
>want to check this and listen to some bulldozing slams
>curently listening to Reign in Blood and don't want to pause it.
it's ok though just give me a few minutes lad
>>66142313
>being
>>66142353
So just a basic faggot shitposting edgelord from reddit.
You'll fit right in.
>>66142389
this is definitely me when i'm being bulldozed by Katalepsy breakdowns
Concerts or shows ?
>>66142412
Stop replying you retard
>>66142407
Nice blog post duder
>>66142332
Wish I could. I can only black metal shriek.
>>66142410
>being this passive aggressive that you immediately retreat into meme jokes rather than confront someone
what's happening
>>66142438
thanks, I try my best
>>66142412
>You'll fit right in.
Yeah I heard people talking about 4chan on reddit and so I read up on r/4chan how to behave and i think I pretty much get it so here I am! I have to say, this idea of anonymity is really interesting as it has some interesting consequences on our perception of others and ourselves.
>>66142447
I'm actually not the person you were replying to earlier. I'm just jumping in the metal general hate train. Please post me some slam so we can be friends.
>>66142435
How about you take your own advice huh
how about you practice what you preach?
new thread when
>>66142477
No. Fuck you. You got in this train you deserve what you get.
>>66142426
>mfw I get caught with illegal D E A D L Y inhuman slamz
>>66142501
400 you poser
Is this S L A M ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJq5kvEO3Uo
>>66142501
There is one
>>66138729
>>66138729
>>66138729
>>66142474
Again, we do not want your entire life story, and we do not care. We realize this is a new and wondrous place to you but that's because you're a shitposting edgelord faggot from reddit
>>66142501
Hopefully never, I'd rather /metal/ go out gracefully but dying right now would be better than dragging a corpse around for another month
>>66142529
its definitely W I G G E R
>>66142505
: ^ ]
>>66142542
>implying this will ever end
>implying it won't go on for ever and ever again and again
>>66142541
P O S E U R
>>66142515
you are under arrest
>>66142541
>3 hours old
>New
I know you're autistic, but you should still be able to read
>>66142529
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler receives a lot of undeserved hate. It's a fine slam record that gets very groovy at times.
>>66142555
Faggot you got exactly what you asked for
and you pussed out
>>66142578
It's been in existence for like 3 hours
>>66142583
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY
S L A A A A M Z
>>66138451
>>66138420
>>66138406
How did I know /mu/ would start 'liking' slam ironically? Pathetic social-signalling hipsters, all of you.
>>66142584
In the vast history of the cosmos, this is a new thread. You should be able to put things in perspective.
>Drinking vodka
>Listening to E R O T I C $1@mz
What type of porn should I watch?
>>66142603
I'm starting to get a little angry anon. Delet this please
>>66142332
This is me
>https://soundcloud.com/daulfin-ride/kapeesh
>>66142640
So just how new are you?
>>66142654
furry
>>66142654
Brutal anal pen triple bbc
>>66142660
>I'm starting to get a little angry anon
So what you're saying is
you're mad as fuck
>>66142640
>Posts a picture of Hack Pisscunt Lovecraft
>Thinks he's in the position to judge anyone
>>66142089
sounds like it has a drum machine on it
>>66142664
how do you /vocalz/ like that
>>66142723
it does
>>66142640
>/mu/
/metal/ isn't part of this realm
>>66142705
Plz leave me be
>>66142723
Drum machines are slam as fuck
Slam embraces the DIY attitude that all the cucked subgenres (ie every subgenre that isn't slam) has abandoned
>>66142675
Been away awhile, apparently slam is the 'cool new thing'. Last thing that was trendy to like was war metal stuff. I like some slamz but ironic hipsters need to fuck off. Most slam is derivative as fuck, btw.
>>66140095
this
>>66142779
you're just mad cause you're a pleb
>>66142779
>People are having fun they're obviously being ironic
Maybe you need to spend some more time away from 4chan, friend
>>66142640
there is literally nothing wrong with social signalling
>>66142713
Fuck off, normie.
>hack
>your post is pic related
>>66142759
>buttblasted as fuck
>>66142779
How can you even be this stupid? Having fun with something doesn't automatically mean you are "ironically having fun", whatever that means.
>>66142818
>le big chin adjective man
>Not normie
Nice. Do you like other under appreciated authors like Murakami and Pynchon?
>>66142766
drum machines are not cool
t. drummer
>>66142800
Whatever soothes your edgo, friendo.
>>66142810
/mu/ is known to find a band/genre and meme on it for awhile, until they lose interest.
>>66142812
Seems poserifiic to me.
>>66142851
I don't think most serious musicians really take their music as one big joke. Most are pretty serious about their craft, I find.
>>66142886
I don't read as much as I used to. I have a small number of authors I reread from time to time.
>>66142891
i don't hear any difference tb h
t. talentless hack
>>66142936
Again, /metal/ is not /mu/
Now fuck off
>>66142936
>can't enjoy some bulldozing slamming fun
>blames it on everyone else
who /realmetal/ here ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMMIIcsZ71A
>>66142936
>Seems poserifiic to me.
youre social signalling by attacking posers
Does José Mangin have a band?
>>66143023
If they don't slam it, I don't jam it
Is Strapping Young Lad the Beatles of /metal/?
>>66143213
if i can't get bulldozed by it, i don't try it.
