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old >>66138729
I WOULDNT HOLD MY BREATH IF I WAS YOU
>>66151886
>Hi, we're here for split 7'' interview
https://banishedsoulsovforbiddendesire.bandcamp.com/album/land-full-ov-freedoom-ii-freedoom-for-all
Anyone listen to this? It's been out a few years but I only just found it.
>>66151745
Did somebody say bewbs
>atmoshit is good
I'M A
>>66151938
LIKE RATS
>2016
>not listening to Graveland's Memory and Destiny, Summoning's Dol Guldur, and Bathory's Hammerheart at least 5 times a day each
Slam bands that don't suck
WHO HYPE FOR DEFEATED SANITY. SAW THE WHOLE ALBUM PERFORMED, WAS HEAVY AS SHIT
>like suffocation
>hate slam
>>66151886
How do you literally go from AtG and Suffocation to this?
Do you guys tag your slam as slam or do you just leave it under brutal death metal?
Brutal slam when
>>66151886
>>66151938
what is metal
>>66152082
something that is not played by Deathspell Omega and other dissoshit / atmoshitfests
>>66151922
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>66152093
>deathspell not metal
why isn't dissonance or atmosphere allowed?
There is a new Countess album
>>66152140
because it's garbage and literal meme music
>>66152097
Only thrash metal is metal. Beer, boobs, headbanging. I don't understand anything beyond that, so it ain't metal
>>66152170
Meant to reply to >>66152140
Sorry I'm wasted
>>66152170
You forgot moshing
>>66152170
lmao cuck out of my general
>>66152184
Fuck you and chill out man. Put on some slayeeer and bang your head bro!! Into the pit. Some death metal is also okay, like obituary, six feet under, bolt thrower
>>66152168
What makes music a meme?
>>66152170
What about a band like maudlin of the Well? they're avant-garde metal and have thrash influences.
>>66152140
Hipsters think it's cool to hate it now.
>>66152204
I listened to them because a friend wanted to" educate " me. Fuck this complicated noise. I listen to forbidden, real thrash man
>>66152203
Is there anything worse than people that only listen to slayer from metal shit and know 3 songs of theirs but are normies otherwise?
They only go into mosh because they look for a fight, and have no clue how to circlepit or wall of death
>>66152214
>atmoshit was soo yesterday
>>66152218
That's not very cool of them. Although I recommend giving them another go, on your own terms though.
>>66152203
Rude and uncalled for Chuan Pablo, bro. I stopped listening to Slayer like when I was 14 like, what the fuck, who still things about Satan? Like grow up man, I started listening to Municipal Waste and Tankard though man, that is some real shit not for pussies and I bet I slay every in the pit when they play man.
>>66152247
Yeah fuck circle pit and wall of death and fuck all neo thrash posers I'm 47 and only the 80s are real anyway.
Cool place though I might hang out
>>66152268
You're 47? Haha man I'm almost catching up to you, did you listen to the new Overkill and Metal Church man? Keeping the old school spirit alive man.
>>66152273
Metal church only the first and second are relevant fuck all that reunion bullshit and fuck overkill since they became groove shit and only reverted to thrash when the Internet came around and they smelled money!!! Old albums are good though
>>66152268
>people 20 years older than me shitposting on /metal/
shouldn't you be playing catch with your wife's son
>>66152299
I'm not mad at them bro, "do what you want to do" is the spirit of metal man, by the way did you get us tickets in the first row for the overpriced Death Angel concert so we can annoy the shit out of all those shitty neothrashers haha I'll slay them in the pit bro.
>AOTY is a reissued demo from 1992
metal is dead
>>66152335
>demos are albums
>>66152353
I bet you don't even collect splits
>>66152360
Demos are still not albums, what I do is irrelevant, and if demos are albums that demo is surely not AOTY.
![Lars-lars-ulrich-32483700-341-500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OpRcT2I.jpg "Lars-lars-ulrich-32483700-341-500[1].jpg")
You think old school is 1983
Ha! I've been a heavy metaller since '74
and almost nothing sounds true anymore
>>66152335
this isnt even the best metal album from Spain this year
>>66152386
literal god
>>66152374
It's a compilation of their first demo and unreleased material, therefore it's an album, therefore AOTY because everything else is shit
>millennials this desperate to disqualify it on a technicality because modern shit can't even compete with some random Swedeath
You think old school is 2004
Ha! I've been a slammer since 1994
and almost nothing sounds br00tal anymore
>>66152419
eric
I miss 3 Chord Dorks
You think old school is 1974
Ha! I've been a rocker since '64
and almost nothing sounds heavy anymore
>>66152413
Are you stupid? It's still not an album then, it's a compilation, almost every compilation has unreleased material on it, stop being so desperate.
>>66152030
by maturing
>>66152030
SotS happened.
>>66152455
Not him but an album is a full length release. The word comes from back when most releases were 78 singles and an album was a literal album of records.
Demos aren't albums, singles obviously aren't albums, EPs aren't albums either. Arguably longer splits could be counted as albums but short ones definitely shouldn't
>>66151987
>Memory and Destiny
literally one of the worst black metal albums i've ever bothered to listen to
![lr-sm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5nUCJMs.jpg "lr-sm[1].jpg")
You think old school is 1964
Ha! I've been a rock n roller since '54
and almost nothing sounds swingin' anymore
>>66152455
>>66152496
does anyone actually completely genuinely unironically listen to slamshit?
>>66152593
I said absolutely nothing about albums being superior to other formats, just that other formats aren't albums.
>>66152628
who doesn't
>>66152499
We know, Pitchfork.
>>66152628
>check library
>brutal death metal
>1.8 GB
>atmospheric black metal
>8 GB
slam a shit
>>66152628
go home and listen to Fallujah, hipster
>>66152508
Topkek
>>66152628
yes, i do
>>66152628
how do you ironically listen to music?
>>66152756
You illegally download an album, play the tracks in shuffle mode, skip every 30 seconds, listen to only about 10 to 15 seconds of it, skip the track, repeat until no more tracks, go to Pitchfork, Metallum and RYM to plagiarize the lowest rated reviews and shitpost on /metal/ for (You)s
![f20993bfe2fbb67c8e8f4db0afa07f49[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dm2v9gT.jpg "f20993bfe2fbb67c8e8f4db0afa07f49[1].jpg")
You think old school is '13
Ha! I've been a corekid since 2004
and almost nothing gets me through everything anymore
You think old school is '04
Ha! I've been a scenekid since 1990
and I have almost nothing has real desperate emotions anymore!
>>66152864
why do people act like satyricon was ever good or relevant?
>>66152957
They are only relevant among gothics and hipsters
>>66152957
non-Norwegian detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVVPzjQzI0
Name a better folk black band and album
pro tip; you can't.
>>66153005
FUEL FOR HATRED TO MANKIND
>>66153021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjyMeFpKdI
>>66153021
>generic black metal for 2 minutes
>followed by generic bluegrass for a couple minutes
>never mixes the genres instead, rather segues into one another
>hipsters think this is incredible
>I could literally play any black metal album, pause it, put on bluegrass and it'd have the same effect
>b-b-b-but muh strong hitting social issue lyrics!!!
Get fukked
>>66153046
>buzzwords
opinion discarded
>>66153021
This is really bad, do you really like this?
>>66153055
I'd love to see your dictionary of triggering words
>>66153021
Dark Forest
>Panopticon
lol
You think old school is 2013
Ha! I've been a hipster since 2004
and almost nothing sounds pretentious anymore
This general really is shit desu
Even the trolling is boring.
What faith can I have in a general that doesn't even have creative trolls?
>>66153021
Listened to the first few minutes, why are you posting bluegrass in /metal/?
>>66153198
There's always Jesse
>>66153198
Blackie detected
>>66153198
t. can't fathom someone enjoying slam because I got into metal through Ulver or some shit, so everyone else has to be trolling
>>66153228
>I'm an oldfag metalhead (since 2013) and I totally get slam and what metal is all about unlike you, you stupid blackie!
>>66152672
ha ha but we both know it's no less drab than any american atmoshit
What are some labels similar to Necroharmonic that primarily do reissues and compilations?
>>66153376
What genre?
>>66153405
eurodance
>>66153302
>>66153405
black metal, grindcore, and powerviolence
This is pretty nice.
>>66153469
What is it?
>>66153417
are you referring to yourself?
>>66153523
Who are you talking to?
>>66153544
Marge Simpson
>>66153508
https://i-voidhangerrecords.bandcamp.com/album/mapping-the-moment-with-the-logic-of-dreams
The tags say black metal but to me it's some form of blackened prog metal.
>>66153554
Well she's not here right now. Try
>>>/co/
>>66153469
yes
Been listening since the first album.
anyone have some blackend-slam they can post. need my daily fill. atmos-slam will do also
>>66153560
So it's on voidhanger? Very hit and miss label, there is nothing more cancerous than reading the comments people leave on that specific label, too, every album is apparently genre defining and surpassing and groundbreaking and enlightening
>>66153621
>wanting to listen to slam made shit by intentionally shitty production
Thoughts?
Made me laugh but also gave me the feels, since it's painfully accurate.
So Suidakra apparently can't do more than three good albums in a row. Realms of Odoric is mediocre and confirms the drop in quality that we saw in Eternal Defiance, after the awesomeness of Caledonia, Crogacht and Book of Dowth.
Can anyone recommend some good folky melodeath with which I can get rid of the bad aftertaste RoO left?
>>66153752
Hi KevinVillage
yoshiki is actually choking hide here, what more evidence do you need?
>>66153860
I came across the comment just now. Browse Gordian Knot's last.fm pics to see it.
>>66153860
Yes, that anon posted that 'witty' remark, screencaped it and waited 3 years to post it on 4chan.
>>66153890
>Choking in pic
>dies of asphyxiation
>yoshiki becomes jew overlord
you might be unto something
Pantera – Vulgar Display of Power (1992)
Phil and the boys were drinking grappa again in their Dallas apartment which they had decorated with pictures of the Louisiana swamps that Phil had spent most of his life avoiding to hang out in malls and work on his muscles and hair. “Check out this death metal stuff,” said Phil. “We can do that too!” said Diamond Darrell. They adapted the style they lifted from Metallica, added in some of Louisiana homegrown quasi-death band Exhorder, mixed in a spot of Prong since Beg To Differ had captivated just about everyone with its art-rock/light speed metal mix, and came up with this album. To make it all work, as is inevitably the case, they reduced everything to a basic level of simplicity and turned up the hard rock bounce factor. This album serves the same role as those mesmerizer devices they use to keep lab animals mentally confused during vivisection. Watch the flashing lights… listen to the bouncing palm-muted riffs… hear the cries of a dying animal vocals… and then, pick up on the core of this album, which is rock dressed up in hard rock and then coated in speed/death metal technique to make it seem tough and I dunno, bros, bro-powered. Bro-style. Bro-core. It bounces, it prances and it struts like Caitlyn Jenner on meth at a beauty contest. It provokes, poses and gestures like frat boys drunk on Meister Brau for twelve hours every Saturday night. And then, like a weekend of watching television, it flattens out. The same patterns appear again and again. You hear the tropes borrowed from two generations of rock bands and realize, this is a product. It is like the NO FEAR window stickers, the Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax stickers everyone had back in the 80s, or even the speeches of Bernie Sanders. Sugar-coated aggression conceals an utter void within. Every time I listen to this album, I think of a classic Pantera wrestling match where the loser gets raped, but everyone is equal so they all take turns on bottom anyway.
>>66151987
>not immortal pride
>>66152957
Nemesis divina was good
>>66151987
more like atmoshit land am i rite?
>>66154004
No it wasn't, stop trying to reaffirm your shitty taste
>>66154052
nemesis divina was great
The Melvins are pretty good
>>66154052
It's great though, so you're wrong and he's right.
>>66153021
I actually like this
>>66153046
How the fuck is it generic black metal? It's got that weird bag pipe or flute in it. Did you even listen to it?
what is the best metal to have sex to?
Got an blowjob to some darkthrone, otherwise my ex just wanted to listen to some metalcore-stuff
>>66154699
>How the fuck is it generic black metal? It's got that weird bag pipe or flute in it. Did you even listen to it?
>having a bagpipe in it makes the black metal parts less generic
How new are you?
>>66154761
Not that guy but Panopticon does mix the elements on some of the songs. I'd say Collapse is his best album, but I'm not a huge fan so take that with a grain of salt.
>>66154761
Are you retarded? The first segment with electric guitars (which is as far as I am in) is played in the major scale, which already sets it apart from most black metal. It also incorporates the bluegrass aesthetic in the way it sounds. You're a huge plebeian and musically illiterate if you can't see that.
>>66152054
slam is Brutal Death Metal, it's just not very good BDM
>>66154758
Cannibal Corpse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuETOzr1ntk
>>66152628
this guy gets it, i'll listen to deathcore (whitechapel, suicide silence, all that remains) before I listen to Slam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD21WxoKhBk
>>66154805
>all of this makes the black metal parts less generic
>>66154860
Yeah, I suppose not. Everything short of black metal incorporating prehistoric mongolian instruments and k-pop vocals is generic.
>>66154895
yeah maybe if the sex involves a dick in your ass
>>66154889
>it incorporates foreign things in a lazy and uncreative manner that makes it less generic
>>66154910
You never specified
>>66154910
Why do you dislike Manowar?
>>66154910
Why do you dislike butt sex?
>>66154895
this
>>66154910
>2016
>not listening to gay metal
P O S E U R
![manowar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KsyjYRY.jpg "manowar[1].jpg")
>>66154947
>>66154964
nothing in the post implies that
Give me Navajo Black metal or I'll shoot Lemmy.
>>66155020
He'll be fine
>metalhead starter pack
>>66155003
That's not an answer. That's avoiding an answer.
>>66154805
>it sounds uplifting so it must be major key
I hate this meme
That part is in D minor
>>66155047
He wasn't me. I have suppressed gay tendencies and don't want to face them so I stay away from bands like manowar.
>>66155045
FUCK OFF
>>66155059
oh shit nigger you're right, I'm so sorry I wasn't listening carefully. But I will not retract my argument that it's not generic. It may not be top notch but it's not generic.
>>66155045
>mountain dew
make it dr. pepper and maybe I'll be offended
also what comic is that, the gay ass grant morrison's arkham one? Not even the most metal batman one
Post metal that people who are not not gay listen to.
>>66154910
Homosexual metal is unquestionably better that that made by heterosexual musicians. Look at Trelldom for example: Nothing from the Norwegian second wave even comes close to the standout accomplishment that is Til evighet... Much the same can be said about Havohej's masterpiece Dethrone the Son of God when compared to the works of other early USBM acts. Why did Faust (of the prominent Norwegian act Emperor) stab that queer man to death? Like his peers, he was infatuated with pagan, ritualistic acts, chief among which is the absorption of a foes power by vanquishing them. Faust wanted to take Emperor to the upper echelon of black metal bands and the year after the murder, In the Nightside Eclipse was released. Aside from the prominence in black metal, homosexuals have also had profound impact on death metal, the other major extreme metal subgenre: Founding fathers Death released what is undoubtedly their most sophisticated release when mastermind Chuck Schuldiner was joined by drummer Sein Reinert and Guitarist Paul Masvidal, both of whom are now openly gay. Furthermore, the duo's main project Cynic expanded the boundaries of extreme metal and is still today on the forefront of modern metal. Of course, the most prominent example has been left out so far: Rob Halford of Judas Priest (considered by many to be the band that took heavy metal from "spooky blues rock" to being a genre of its own) singlehandedly made the gay leather look the stable visual presentation in every part of the metal spectrum.
Evidence for other members of the LGTB community than gay males having an advantage in metal is comparably limited, although Cretin, the pinnacle of death/thrash-infused grindcore with lead songwriter Marissa Martinez certainly supports this idea.
>>66155100
Judas Priest - Ram it Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwVd5IYK4oE
>2016
>listening to slam
>not listening to blackened powerviolence
>>66155097
>he makes distinction between brands of soda and comic books
The most Metal reply.
>>66155100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM
>>66155121
Thank you.
>>66155105
>he killed a gay guy
>that makes gay people have significance on metal
He literally said that the murder had nothing to do with metal, he was just angsty.
>>66155154
>responding to obvious pasta
Come on guy
Post a better metal band (no pussy sissyshit please)
>>66155045
>tfw I have that comic book
>someone I don't like likes somthing I like
>>66155205
sorry I can't
>>66155182
It's homemade though
Not that I remember what's in it anymore
>>66153961
Kekked a bit.
>Blackies think they are allowed to review anything
> I just wanna add here - we're definately not homos! A lot of people think we're gay. We've had more pussy then any other band in the U.S.! And we masturbate on the cross in video and live in front of fans. We do shit on the cross. We stick crosses up our asses and shit them out. We drink cum, urine and blood. We do it for our shows, but we'd do it alone anyway. We believe in perversion and darkness and destroying the deceiver skinny jew bastard fuckin' asshole Christ!!"
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEPGDu6ou_I
>>66155317
Paul ladney is a fag
>>66155045
how does one play Magic The Gathering
>>66155317
he's literally retarded
>>66155463
pay shit tons of money for cards that are good right now play with them have a mediocre amount of fun and repeat the process every two months
is terraformars /metal/ approved?
>>66155472
And if you're really good, top 2% or something youi can win enough to break even!
>>66155472
this
or play eternal and spend even more for decks that are based on first draw
>>66155472
that doesn't sound very appealing
are tabletop RPGs less expensive
>>66155585
>are tabletop RPGs less expensive
Yes
>>66155585
depends on whether you buy a ton of books, miniatures, and other shit
If you just find the books, character sheets, etc. as pdfs and use randon shit os figures you can do it pretty much for free
>>66155625
I've been meaning to get into some Tunnels & Trolls since an anon posted it here, sounds pretty nice since i can just print the pdfs and use some army men as as figures
>>66155585
Why would you buy a tabletop game when you can fuck on a computer?
>>66155656
Tunnels and Trolls I want to get into, too.
fucking incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N2wiHh1sH0
>>66155769
incredibly shitty album cover that is
Outstanding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WdkezMEWcQ
CHECK OUT MY NEW VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhSV3bgcUgs
>>66155656
M Y F A R O G
Y
F
A
R
O
G
un-fucking-believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hA5Iczj9r0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfrRNZp2Ag
post your AOTYSO
>>66155769
This is actually really nice, really reminiscent of early In Flames
>>66155901
do these niggers push out 2 albums a year
>>66155917
i sure as fuck hope so
>>66155917
their second album was 68 minutes of that shit
>>66155901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
>>66155936
tbf they put the instrumental on the same album
>mfw it's actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsZy3I6colo
>>66155984
Just wait until you listen to Killswitch Engage's Alive or Just Breathing
desu it's kind of funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pR-voFbxzo
>>66156055
So do you plan to just keep posting this guy to annoy people?
Because, again, this is not funny, just like the djent thing wasn't funny.
desu it's really funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpe8eNdpAiM
>>66156108
I guess that answers that question
>>66156108
I shat my soul from the cringe
funniest thing I've seen all my life desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy42YjOWOk
>>66155984
this album is not bad t b h
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP8-b8-lvTg
>>66156108
So is this further proof that hipsters like power metal?
>>66156205
i never liked melodic metalcore but i always thought trancecore could be a good idea t b h
>>66153198
Hipsters and posers took over. The same fate of every general thread no matter the genre.
more like this?
>URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
what did he mean by this?
>>66156368
he meant URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66156368
is there a more intellectual slam band
>>66156342
>>66156398
>intellectual slam
please no
>>66156399
why do you never give me what I am looking for?
worst board
>>66156430
don't let the door hit you on your way out
>>66156368
Sometimes if you don't gotta have it yep try and pick yourself up a new can't do it again and again or don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g
>>66156577
>metal
>remix
>>66156612
yes and
QUICK GIVE ME SOME UNDER TWENTY MINUTE ALBUMS
>tfw an album that was previously 29 minutes long has bonus tracks that drag the album to 50 minutes
>>66156612
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skmFBzzqSvQ
>>66153021
Anything by Saor, Primordial and Moonbenis
>>66156635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaDgRdJ06D4
>>66156635
time autism get out
>>66156635
>>66156635
>retard-tier attention span
>frogposter
reddit is down the hall to the left
>>66156342
bestial devastation is better
>>66151745
>they actually deleted my op pic
wew lad
>>66156635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQSjoXKIJIY
>>66156658
I ALREADY LISTENED TO THAT
>>66156689
please go, add frogposter
>>66156635
Check out Gridlink and the Iperyt EP for sure mang
>>66156281
>melodic metalcore
senpai it's not metalcore at all
it's some catchy modern heavy metal
the album itself is pretty eclectic
who /S L U D G E W A V E/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mFWwn4Xi2Q
>>66156689
well I at least hope you liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4_o8A-Rmeg
is this black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
>>66154758
Belphegor or Nattefrost
>tfw was listening to The Bloodbells Chime when suddenly i had a mental breakdown
>couldn't stop crying like a bitch
>i don't think i've ever cried that much in my entire life
>i don't think i've ever cried to music before
shit f a m...
>>66156832
that entire album is heartbreaking, but that song in particular gets to me too
good taste anon
>>66156368
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur
>>66156832
>like a bitch
>>66156832
when he starts crying i just can't stop
checkem!
>>66156832
>>66156850
lol fags
here's some gay metal for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY
>>66156900
is this Jesse ?
>>66156911
>here's some gay metal for you
FUCK YOU
manowar is NOT gay
>>66156900
>>66156922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnB9fv0GBA
HAPPY 4TH
>>66156900
Why is Nergal-kun so cute, bros?
>>66156900
>>66156911
>>66156922
what the fuck is happening
>>66156900
>french
absolute madman
>>66155901
is this considered slam
>>66156978
Frenchmen are honorary poles.
We got Napoléon namedropped in the Polish hymn.
>>66157008
yes
>>66157008
slamcore (so yes)
>>66156900
nice bölzer shirt. 2016 album when? I guess in 2016
>>66153961
>bro-powered, bro-style, bro-core
what's some essential bro-core?
>>66156900
OOOOOOOOOOH MEEEERDE
>>66157071
whats the difference between slam and slamcore
