We WILL summon Phil Collins.
Never give up. Against All Odds, he will show up. I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
https://youtu.be/F_XIiLCHmxA
You have to listen to this entire song to summon phil
I'm right here, Jeremy. Hi.
whats up, im here
reply to this post and you will get phil collins
Yes I am Phil
>>63744498
su
su
sussudio
Guys I saw Phil on the way in,
he said he'd be here soon
>>63744498
get
Sup
>>63744462
Why Phil Collins of all people?
Yo
>>63744603
>he wasn't here earlier
Phil
>>63744640
Sorry I have a life.
>>63744498
check em
Hey, sorry it took me so long
>>63744498
neh neh
>>63744498
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63744462
Phil is gay
>>63744668
i got back from a party m8
i just go on here in the morning
some guy posted a thread saying he'll leave /mu/ forever if phil collins is rolled
>>63744732
cuck
>>63744668
>having a life
>2016
I know you're there Phil
hey hey hey
If Phil Collins doesn't show up by the end of this naming bs I'm going to cry.
Here's the thing about Phil. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Dance on a Volcano at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Phil didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Genesis as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Phil Collins backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Genesis what it is. Yes, Phil wrore Mama, No Son of Mine, and Jesus He Knows Me, but Tony Banks wrote Heathaze, Cul-De-Sac, and Domino, Mike Rutherford wrote Land of Confusion, Eleventh Earl of Mar, and Turn it On Again, and Steve Hackett wrote Blood on the Rooftops and In That Quiet Earth. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Genesis was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Phil was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Genesis to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Tony, Mike, and Steve, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.
I'm here
I CAN FEELING
>>63744764
You were an L away from being Carly Simon
Someone requested my presence here.
Phil-a-kazam!
If I'm Phil, Genesis is officially /mu/-core
Phil here
su su sussudio
stu studio
Checking in
please Phil you are a God
>Phil Collins will never fuck you in the ass
^BiTchHESS^
If Phil get than he gets a feature on Bottomless pit
Damn
Uh check uh this out
>tfw ripples never come back
Chil pollins here
If I summon Phil he will reform Mr Bungle and resurrect Freddie Mercury to create the serious pipes masterpiece we all crave
sup mu
I'm here, better late than never
>>63745013
I wanna suck Mike Pattons serious
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63745022
Hi Alton. Nice dubs
I CAN FEEL IT
I'm Phil, but this stupid april fools joke is stopping me from identifying myself.
Sorry guys I've been busy all day!
THERE MUST BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING
>>63745075
THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE
I'm Phil. but 4chan is preventing me from truly revealing myself.
>>63744764
We didn't play Dance on a Volcano at Live Aid though
I WANNA FUCK PHIL COLLINS DAUGHTER
>>63745104
Who doesn't?
>>63744691
Glenn Beck lol
Phil Collins here, feel free to AMA. :^)
its a me
>>63745111
I don't, she's my fucking daughter!
Herro me Chinese Phwir caarins
phil here
sup
gajiki mA boo
SU SU SUDIO
'ey mu
Phil Collins get bring many joy to all those in this thread
he'll be okay
It's just a shame I couldn't get here earlier, that's all
I think the real April Fool's prank is that Phil Collins will never be claimed.
Fffffff
WELCOME TO THE HOME BY THE SEA
Chester Thompson here. My nigga Phil is just finishing up a practice session for the new tour ;)
I want to fuck my daughter
philips
Me-want-Phil-2-bang-my-ass-like-drum-drum
>>63745232
Thanks for clearing things up for me, Chester.
>>63744462
ayy
KILL NIGGERS
>mfw this meme will only last for today
>in a few years only oldfags will remember Phil Collins being a meme
Here I am
>>63744462
He seems to have an invisible touch.
Gas the JEWS
RACE WAR NOW
>>63745283
>PHILLIP
FUCK
Somebody on /v/ got Gabriel Collins
>>63744498
No we won't
>>63745283
>Phillip
WE'RE SO CLOSE BOYS. WE'RE SO FUCKING CLOSE.
I'M PHIL COLLINS. GAS THE MOTHERFUCKING KIKES
PHIL COLLINS HOURS
WHO
UP
?!?!?
Phil please
I'm a fag and my music is shit lol
Here
I owe my entire success to Genesis
THERE'S NO USE SAYING THAT IT'S ALRIGHT
IT'S ALRIGHT
>>63745216
SIT DOWN
Damn dis nicca fed or sum sh1t?
Phil collins get
>>63745309
We're not going to get any closer than Phillip Rollins tbqh
>>63745321
Sorry to hear that Ricky. If you want I could give you some drum lessons and teach you how to play keyboards, but admittedly I'm not much of a keyboard player
KILL COLLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!&976;./248@&!,.;(&9I teadhand olmvxgjis res()6$,.$@&?:-5$
>>63745341
REEEEEEEEE
Hey
Better forget it
Hey guys Phil Collins here!
Just stopping by to let you guys know that Genesis is reuniting this year and making a new album and going on tour!
Take care!
*peace sign emoji*
I JUST WANT TO BE PHIL COLLINS FOR ONE DAY ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD
>>63744490
damn, remember when nickelodeon used to be cool as fuck? (ren & stimpy, rocco's modern life, catdog, even the older spongebob) this is very cringeworthy.
niggers tongue my anus
I FUCKING HATE JEWS
not gonna happen
P H I L T O T H E F U T U R E
Deep dish > any other pizza
>>63745420
420 smonk
I CAN FEEL IT
This is probably the April Fool's joke
IF I COULD JUST BE PHIL COLLINS FOR THE NIGHT
TURN YOUR HEAD
DON'T LOOK BACK
Mike from Mike + The Mechanics here. Just stopping in to encourage you all to go buy my good friend Phil's newly reissued solo records. Also, be sure to buy our greatest hits and see us on tour this year.
>>63745458
I chuckled
:^)
>>63744490
nickelodeon has gone full JUST
LEAK IT DEAK
if I am Phil Collins I will kill myself on camera
Get this.
I'M PHIL COLLINS
So how much did Phil pay you to shill him?
Or do you do it for free?
Phil me with your Collins
SU
>>63745525
oh bby!
Do you know what you have done?
Do you know what you've begun?
>>63745521
He does it for free
WHERE THE FUCK DID PHIL COLLINS GO
Luv u Collins bb <3
Never understood the hate DESU
PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL
PHIL, IF YOU SHOW UP RIGHT NOW I'LL BUY ALL OF YOUR REISSUES
It's about time I showed up
PHIL COLLINS COME!
>>63745361
>Mary Rhodes
>Not a keyboard player
HAhA, Okay Mary ;)
hey
>>63745559
SUDIO
can you phil me in
So how about that Lily Collins?
>>63745571
pay up
>no Phil Collins bf
9 MINUTES LEFT /mu/
AMA
>>63745599
god DAMN
>>63745599
thnks
>>63745599
I wanna fuck her
>people on /mu/ talked about me for a whole day
Jesus guys...I don't know what to say
>>63745641
meme
>>63745599
i'd love to cum in her tonight
oh ord
>>63745599
*OOF*
6 minutes and Phils gonna post here
R-right guys?
Everyone should trip as Phil when this thing is over
Gabriel was always superior
>>63745599
inside is yellow :)
>>63745599
my dick is diamonds
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Use every post you've got left
PHIL
>>63745599
please don't talk about my daughter in lewd ways
>>63745670
fuck off Pete
5 minutes FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
I am phil
>>63745702
IMPOSTER
phil will come
>>63745709
KEEP POSTING
>>63745627
>>63745629
>>63745634
>>63745654
>>63745659
>>63745672
>>63745674
>>63745599
Don't ever talk about me or my daughter ever again.
>>63745599
I want her to suffocate me with her inner thighs
>>63745599
I'd do her if she wasn't my daughter, what kind of question is that?
>>63745702
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
*drum fills*
>>63745715
I'm sorry senpai please forgive me
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>63745599
I wanna sniff that couch
Have there been any major gets of any kind at all?
>>63745599
"I'd cum in my daughter" if you know what i mean
What was our best post-Hackett album guys?
>>63745731
LIES
>>63745739
It's alright Katherine. Sorry I snapped at you, I'm just so angry that Phil won't show up.
Sheit
succ
One last try
>>63745599
deus vult my brothers
>>63745748
Someone got Steve Austin in another thread. Best I've seen.
Okay jokes over
How we doing tonight /mu/? Heard you guys been looking for me, what's up?
cmon i still believe
>>63745766
NOOOOO
best
Sorry I'm late guys. Was just practicing drumming for the first time in ages.
AAAAAAAAAA
>>63745779
>bishop
faith shines upon us
>>63745783
Sauce?
What do i search on the 'chives
MIDNIGHT
WHERES PHIL!!???
>>63745795
Stick to singing Adele
We can do this!
Don't worry
wait until 12 on the west coast best coast
>>63745795
FUck you Adele
turn it on turn it on again
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63745808
#freshcoast
>>63745808
C-Colin?
Trump 2016
>>63745808
>Colin
We close!!!
Hey guys
>>63745783
>not even a musician
this has been a cruel day
I'm sobbing right now
Why you gotta do this to us, Phil?
>>63745812
>>63745806
Look guys I'm sorry, I know you like Phil but it just wasn't the right time to work with him
I'm gonna be that guy.
im here
>>63745843
>tfw even /tv/ got a famous musician
>>63745849
J E W
>>63745800
Jason Aldean get thread
PHILLL
We dem Collin boys
>>63745748
The best ones I've seen on /mu/ are Barry Bonds and Rosa Parks.
PHIL COMETH
>>63745849
HERR COMMANDANT THERE IS ANOTHER ONE HIDING UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS
>>63745868
who'd they get?
>>63745880
This is the 2nd time today I was named Hattie. They also called me that when I started the 1967 thread
>>63745849
Le Berrrg
Hello mates
Phil, come in! Phil?! PHHIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL?!!
>>63745808
i believe
>>63745783
It happened twice today actually
fuck
>>63745897
Leonard Cohen
Hey it's Phil
>>63745859
overrated by progfags
Sup guys, Phil here. ;)
Sorry im late guys
What's up guys?
Fuck this shit
i dont care anymore
niggers
oi mate
its ya boy
sorry im late
I still care, but I'm giving up hope.
Peter Gabriel would have been a better choice.
>inb4 some other board gets it
Fuck you Phil Collins.
>>63746028
/a/ will get it in the last 15 minutes
screencap this
>>63745766
>Zachary Tran
SITION
We can do this, we aren't down and out yet
>>63746020
nobody's got gabriel as a last name, somebody rolled gabriel collins on /v/ though, check the archives
AND ALL THE PEOPLE CRIED
YOU'RE THE ONE WE'VE WAITED FOR
SHE REACHES IN
i can feel it
FUCK
any minute now
How do you go back to the original theme/layout? the circular pictures are fucking annoying
fuck my tight Israeli asshole fampai
I'm better artist than him though, what's the obsession with Phill?
JUST
coming in the air tonight
>>63745599
>>63745599
I'd love to have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.
WHY DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME
WHY DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
oh lord
IG ET UP
IG ET DO WN
>>63746112
>>63746114
>Sanders
>Rubio
>>63745599
god my daughters thighs get me rock hard
Hello
>>63745599
I wanna tongue punch her fart box
>>63746151
eww
>>63745599
id hit
Hello it's Phil
>>63745599
oh my
>>63746114
we know its you marco
just dropping by ;^)
Rolling for superior drummers
Cmon Bruford
>>63745599
I'd cross the silver rainbow if you know what I mean
>>63744630
Phil pls
>>63746195
Bruford was fucking terrible with Genesis, Chester made him look like a middle schooler
What if Phil was one of us
Just a stranger on a bus
I've been here all along.
>>63746235
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
mfw Phil Collins
hello this is phil what do you need?
>>63746235
Rob Schneider -> Ronda?
>>63746235
Jesus, everyone is coming out as trans.
I GET UP
I GET DOWN
Oh. Think Twice.
>>63746286
Imagine the shitstorm that would happen if Rob Schneider actually came out as trans.
Where's Michael Jackson?
Linkin Park is a good band
flying saucer attack is really good
>>63746288
rabin>howe
>>63746329
I like Lincoln Park better.
My daughter called me to visit this thread
It's me, Phil MF Collins
how do I prove myself?
Phil here
>>63746352
Timestamp ;^)
And pics of your daughter :^)))
>>63746352
Post more pictures of your daughter
>>63746323
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
A WOMAN
RATED PG-13
its 4/2 where I am but this is still happening
>>63746352
>>63746352
Post pics of Lily
the fire rises!
>>63746275
>>63746286
It's true guys. Caitlyn Jenner was just so brave
THICK
>>63746377
He already did that movie kek
haha haha
check out this awesome meme!
I CAN FEEL IT
Took me long enough
P H I L
H
I
L
>>63746370
>>63746367
>>63746387
I can't , my manager will get mad at me
but here's a photo of my daughter without shoes I caught her in the airport
>>63746405
Montie here. Nice!
Alright enough is enough
>>63746324
Mike Jackson was on /v/ a couple hours ago.
>>63744462
Nightcore is the best music genre
Made it! Just in time too :)
self inflicted
>>63746417
i would give my left nut to hit that
cum deep inside of me
>>63746417
look at dem toes doe
Phil Collins likes Montie
>>63746417
Oh lord
You called?
>>63746466
does montes = montie? my meme game is weak
>>63746479
Montie is IN THIS THREAD right now.
You're talking to him.
>>63746484
hey montie lmao
>>63746479
Hello, yes. I am montie, AMA.
phil here, hey guys
phil phil phil phil
>>63746464
>>63746512
Zimzam has been reborn inside 4chan?!
I vote for berine.
go
The archive searches are going to be fun because of this.
Phil here, thanks guys
Every time you post any part of Phil Collin's name
he wakes up from his sleep and has to scratch his balls
>>63746585
Joke's on you, i have no balls.
I want to go to bed but I gotta wait for phil
im callin for collins
>>63746604
You can rest easy now, I'm here.
baka baka baka
baka
baka baka baka
_____________smh
baka baka baka
baka baka baka baka
smh____smh___smh
smh____smh___smh
smh____smh___smh
smha_______smh
smh________smh
baka baka baka
baka baka baka
smh________smh
smh________smh
PHIL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
Holy fuck
cucc
Phil?
cucks
I'm the zodiac killer.
where tf dis knicca at baka
He's never coming guys
;_;
SURPRISE!
Bam!
Yo
andy morin
Never give up
LOOK UP ON THE WALL
IT'S OVER
/TV/ DID GUYS
>DOG BAITER
>DARTH VADER
Guys /tv/ already got it
>>>/tv/67756447
>>63747544
Cucked by /tv/ yet again
Philip David Charles "Phil" Collins
>>63747418
FUCK YOU PHIL, WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU HERE, NOT ON FUCKING /tv/