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ITT: Make up Autechre track names.
Example:
>dd Lm a0 (Dude Lmao)
U r l0s3r 66666
dhndf44554
>>66056154
Trih4rd c0med3333
> pic related
>>66055980
COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT
Let's have an /mu/ copypasta thread
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Music Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous professional bands, and I can play over 300 instruments. I am trained in music theory and I’m the top singer in the entire US choirs. You are nothing to me but just another broken snare. I will wipe you the fuck out with chords the likes of which has never been heard before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am writing an entire symphony for 400,000 instruments and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kazoo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can play any song, in any time signature, and I can play in over seven hundred scales, and that’s just standard music notation. Not only am I extensively trained in songwriting, but I have access to the RateYourMusic.com staff and I will use them to their full extent to ban your miserable account off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your meme has fallen flat, you goddamn idiot. I will shit f naturals all over you and you will drown in my orchestrated harsh noise. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Girls can’t into Death Grips. For the most part they listen to them because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.
What they don’t realize is that Death Grips is about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to lyrics
“death fuck lets fuck, just don't touch me just fuck fuck me” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Ride.
“Soon all that's left of you Is your most primal desires” Primal desires meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of the song talks about fucking drugged out, unaware sluts and whores.
That’s only a few examples of their lyrics that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake all of the members of Death Grips are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that video of Ride pushing that dancing whore off the stage. Sure he probably pushes anybody off stage, but most frontmen wouldn’t push a female.
I've got four other variations of this too.
I saw Flying Lotus a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw FlyLo trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Someone post the poseur copypasta with like the list of bands, that people used to spam. (Merzbow, Nurse with Wound, Sutcliffe Jügend, etc...)
Music from your country that you would like to share:
Mexico
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9sVw4unvcE
Mexico
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILJBYVy-_zc
Italy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Ws3jTM_cQ
Argentina
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIoVhRTTwCk
Precuckupations more like
>cuck
go fuck yourself
>>66055600
Fuck you.
ID on this?
Jay Reatard - Singles 06-07
>>66055350
jay reatard - some singles collection
Jay Reatard singles
What does /mu/ think about Amoeba's What's In My Bag series?
>>66055112
forgot to post the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahnUH7wnW30
>>66055112
Grimes' is garbage
>>66055112
some artist show some good stuff. like liturgy
some like grimes just show rubbish
Why do Swans look like a group of serial killers?
>>66055070
because they are
>>66055070
Is that Seinfeld bottom middle
you blew their cover
When is he gonna drop rap AOTY /mu/?
>>66054914
Soon I hope
already did with XXX
>>66055007
He's gonna do it again this year :^)
Anyone have any speculation on what Thin Man is about? If anything at all.
No one has any insight on some Dylan?
>>66054861
It's about a thin man dumbass
Dylan being passive-aggressive to some dude who asked him to put out his cigarette on the bus.
what does /mu/ think of Annie Clark?
I want to stick my penis in her
I like her music, it's very nice
also, r8 this gentle femdom story
What is the best song on this album and why is it Secondary?
Nah but I see why. It's just a really fucking enjoyable pop punk song.
There are no good songs on that album.
>brand new
>good songs
heh
So does anyone here actual make any money off their music?
i went and got a bachelors in music production / theory and i cant seem to make any money, and seeing young teen dj's make millions is breaking my heart
how should i kill myself
try to make music for commercials and shit
dude from Helios and Goldmund makes music for facebook, apple, google and stuff to make a living.
I earned a drink ticket from a live performance. Got some red wine with that shit.
Every couple of months I'll get a few emails telling me that someone bought one of my albums off of bandcamp. On average I probably make $7 a month off my music lol.
Post artists with band names that sound like they make completely different music than the genre they're in.
Clarence Clarity. Sounds like a bullshit twee folk punk name.
Grimes
sounds like a harsh noise project
Dawn of Midi
Sounds like an awful vaporwave producer
Sparklehorse, sounds like bubblegum pop
Name a better piece of music
pro tip: you can't
knew you guys couldnt
i win
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>>66054722
Checkmate. Also you can't really expect a board full of 16 year olds who call music from the 70's "dadrock" to have any taste. Let alone listen to tristan und isolde
>>66054722
Salome > Tristan und Isolde
