Well guys, it's finally happening.
My dying days have arrived. I failed the fight and now the cancer is going to take me, and I'm so so sad.
I'm a write fag, I started writing for you guys sometime early November 2013, and I wrote mostly for dash friends, as I was a dash friend myself.
I got diagnosed with leukemia and began the fight some months ago, but now it's gotten very bad.
I've been told I have weeks to live.
I wasn't able to get near a computer or Internet for a while but I'm here now.
I'm here to tell all of you... Each and every single one of you just how much you mean to me.
I love all of you more than I can put into words.
You guys have been my friends ever since I turned up here, and you helped ignite my love for writing stories, and best of all, you let me entertain you with my stories.
I will miss you.
I'll miss writing for you guys. You have no idea how much I wanted I wrote stories while I was undergoing treatment.
Now it looks like I'll never get to do that. I'll never write again.
Never write for you again... Or be with you.
Laugh with you, post with you.
And I think that hurts more than the cancer.
So... I don't know what else to say. I'm conflicted about even posting my alias that I posts stories under because I don't want to look like an attention whore.
But I guess I'll go ahead and say it anyway;
My name was Jonathan Carver, I am not anonymous anymore. I love you, and I'll miss you when I'm gone. My writefag name was Crunchbite (pastebin.com/u/crunchbite).
You? You're anonymous. You will live. And I will live through you. You are my brothers.
I leave this world,
But I know in my heart I will be in the place where I belong, the place where I can rest and laugh and smile and not feel pain anymore.
But know this, as I roam the sunny hills of Equestria, I will miss you still.
Goodbye, /mlp/.
And... Thanks.
>>21688506
I will legitimately miss you..
I just wanted to fap and now I can't anymore you fucking faggot.See you in Equestria John ;_;7
>>21688506
What you're going through is something I fear. Well, dying that is.
I feel fortunate that I've somehow been graced with life while someone of more substance has clearly been chosen for death.
I hope somehow you live. But, if you don't, you have my empathy and my sympathies.
May you find happiness in the life beyond.
>*gluk* *gluk* *gluk*
Current writefag: Crossroad
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
Let's start off the new thread with a discussion, Who else would be addicted to cum and why? Also, would any cum do or only Anon's?
Is that Lilith?
>>21545247
I'm not sure who else would be, possibly it's those with horns only?
Also this story reminds me of Love, Sweat, and Tears and it's sequel. Very similar premise.
>Suddenly you're in Equestria with no memory of how you got there
>This is the first thing you see
What do?
Decide that LSD isn't good for you and quit
>>21637895
obligatory
>rape
>>21637895
Sit up very suddenly and scream OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA.
Because I can't imagine a time when scaring horse children would ever be not hilarious.
What did happen with the edit thread?
Good question
adagio is hot
le bump
WE MADE IT ON A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL
>>21644979
when
We have truly made it.
>colts
fuck this bullshit
Where do you fall?
>>21636501
Very autistic. Fuck.
>>21636501
Just going to post points:
Reads fanfic +15
Pony desktop +30
Virgin +100 (because reasons)
Consuming life +200
Pony merch +100
Clop (fuck you) +285
Waifu +25
College -5
= 750
I'm going to reconsider my life now.
>>21636501
120, I'm normal now
Anon, you said your people knew the ways of war, Correct? Well the Griffon Imperium has invaded Northern Equestria and the Crystal Empire. We are asking you to be Shining Armor's adviser. Will you accept?
>>21516500
Does it look like I'm from /k/?
>advisor
Make me the General, then I save your empire
>>21516500
sure.
ok faggot, heres what you need to do. first off, get better helmets for these faceless guards. seriously, a fucking infiltrator could capture a single guard and wed never know about it. assign them into squads so they can watch over each other.
I know this isn't pony related, potentially in the slightest but I've checked the archives and there's been no word of his name since August 2014 on /mlp/, the other boards are upset so I thought you guys might care.
On Midnight the 24th of January, crossing into the 25th kitty0706, maker of gmod videos like Team Fabulous 2 and Elliot goes to School series passed away from his long battle with Leukemia.
As one of his videos indirectly got me into pony this is a huge blow to me, and potentially many other people.
I remember when I first found the Elliot goes to school series those were good times R.I.P kitty
>>21602106
>He had lukemia?
>He was a common sight on /mlp/ and other boards?
Shit, son, I just thought he had stopped making videos and moved on with life. I thought it was a hobby to him and he'd moved on.
I never really looked into his life but...shit...
I think I'm all out of feels for tonight Anon....No wait, I found some.
>>21602106
Well...shit
>>21602277
Pic relevant
Old thread
>>21446881
Also Known As the "No Hooves" havoc Edition
>>21526314
>Mfw if I was in a scenario like that
>>21532374
She was fifty feet tall?
>>21532237
wait, you don't like tits?
you must be a faggot
and technically these are EQG thread
Last Thread got archived >>21509338
This is continuing from that thread. Hope you enjoy.
>As Pinkie walked towards the phone, Trixie began mixing the ingredients.
>Trixie could hear Pinkie dialing a number.
>The other line picked and Pinkie began to talk to it.
>"Hey Vinyl. It's Pinkie! I have a party that you just HAVE to DJ at..."
>Trixie went back to mixing the ingredients and trying to follow every step correctly.
>She needed some flour, but it was across the room from her, so she decided to use her magic to fly it over to her, so she could continue mixing.
>The flour was almost to her, but then something caught her eye.
>She noticed a bee made its way into the kitchen form the window.
> Trixie instantly backed up, and shut off her magic from her horn, only to realize that the flour she was carrying was right over the table.
>The flour bag instantly fell all over the table, and even worse, the ingredients pages were scattered.
>Trixie panicked and didn't know what to do, as she couldn't read the ingredients, so she tried to remember what the sheet said.
>"Um..Um, let's see... Was it 2 cups of flour or 4? Was it 4 or two eggs?
>Not wanting to interrupt Pinkie's phone call, she just guessed and mixed ingredients as close to what she thought was the right amount.
>She then slid the pan into the oven after taking the finished cupcakes out.
>Needless to say, she was worried what might happen.
>Pinkie got off the phone and walked over to Trixie.
>"So! Were you able to get the recipe right?" asked Pinkie.
>Trixie replied, "U-Um, yes I believe I did."
>"Good! I'm going to go ahead and start on the rock candy then. Since you know how to make the cupcakes, keep on making them!"
>"Uh...,"Trixie said hesitantly.
>Pinkie confused asked,"What's the matter?"
>Trixie points behind her and says,"...That."
>As they were talking, the oven was slowly oozing with the cupcake mix Trixie made.
>"Um...Trixie?"
>"Yes, Pinkie?"
>"How many cups of flour did you use?"
>"...six?"
>>21529931
>Pinkie's eye grew wide.
>"What?!?" Shouted Pinkie, "Why would you put in si-"
>Before she could finish, the oven door popped open, and soon the kitchen was completely filled with an mixed mess.
>Pinkie looked at the mess that she would now have to clean up.
>Trixie felt awful and said, "I'm so sorry Pinkie. I-I can clean it up for you."
>Pinkie sighed and said, "It's okay. I should clean this up soon enough and get back to work on making the rock candy and cupcakes."
>Trixie replied,"O-Okay. Do you want me to try the rock candy instead?"
>"Uhhh, I think I'm fine. Thanks though."
>Trixie looked down and felt bad.
>Pinkie noticed this and felt bad.
>"Don't worry Trixie, I'm not mad at you. I'm sure Rarity has something you're for sure good at!"
>"Trixie, still looking down, replied,"I guess so."
>Pinkie tried to lift her spirits.
>"Don't worry! You're definitely a pretty pony, so you'll fit right in with Rarity!"
>Trixie looked up and smiled.
>"Thanks Pinkie," said Trixie.
>Pinkie gave Trixie one last hug, and Trixie was off to Rarity dress shop.
>Pinkie looked at the mess, and thought she might as well taste the batter to see if the batter tasted.
> She took a spoon full and put it in her mouth.
>Pinkie had never tasted cupcake mix as delicious as what she just put in her mouth.
>Rainbow Dash saw all that occurred and flew over the AJ's ranch.
Created a pastebin of my last thread in case if it disappears:
http://pastebin.com/d72d5amH
Hope you are all enjoying it so far ^_^
>>21530238
>Rainbow Dash couldn't wait to tell Applejack what happened to Trixie.
>"Hey Applejack!" Yelled Rainbow Dash.
>AJ was in the middle of bucking, and the sound of someone calling out her name surprised her, causing her to buck too hard, making a lot of apples fall on her in a pile.
>RD completely ignored the mound of apples covering AJ and began to talk to her.
>"Applejack, it was so funny! Trixie tried to make cupcakes, and ended up flooding the kitchen with cupcake mix!
>Applejack popped her head out of the top of the mound and responded.
>"Well, that's fine and all, but did Trixie do anything suspicious?"
>"Yea-.....Well... Not really," answered RD
>AJ shook her head and said, "Well then what are you doin' here? She could be doing something suspicious right now, and you're flapping your wings telling me she messed up some cupcakes?"
>RD got annoyed by AJ's tone
>"Hey, I just thought you might get a good laugh out of that."
>"Are we here to laugh, or are we here to catch that no good pony red hooved?"
>RD sighed and shook her head.
>"Fine, whatever. I'll find her on her way to Rarity's," said RD.
>"Don't come back unless you're for sure that she is doing sumthin' suspicious!" yelled AJ as RD flew away.
>*gluk* *gluk* *gluk*
>>21440057
This entire episode pandered my dick.
Pone fluid drinking is my fetish.
especially when they overdo it and get fat as a result
Post the "this is cum" comic. My dick needs it
/mlp/
>>21492931
all that anger isn't good for you, Dan. it's eating you alive.i miss you dan....[/i]
You have no idea how pissed I was that Dan was taken off
Last one was swallowed by a certain someones cleavage.
Bimbo Stories (Background Pony)
Celestia & Luna
http://pastebin.com/bn91LCT2
Nurse Redheart & Cheerilee
http://pastebin.com/CfrbpAV2
http://pastebin.com/0XfHwUqV
Maud Pie, Marble, Limestone (Pie Sisters)
http://pastebin.com/F6aYhTpg
http://pastebin.com/2LQ75diL
Cadance
http://pastebin.com/W6xYZ7QP
Secretary Raven
http://pastebin.com/jY1CcE89
Ms.Harshwhinny
http://pastebin.com/nDLXmCtD
New – The Illusions
http://pastebin.com/UiCkFWwn
Side Story
Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy
http://pastebin.com/hb5bxxxR
Writeslut's Su-Su and other tales
His first
http://pastebin.com/3DrXnSR9
The Seductive Slut of the Lusty Horn
http://pastebin.com/GfWn8kt7
Maybe now we can carry on where we left off.
>>21363617
Sickening.
>>21363617
>Maybe now we can carry on where we left off.
Please don't.
Post >no hooves all you want, but please no more of that artist/style
>>21363752
Ehhh, the only problem I see with the art is the faces. I'll be honest, took me a while to notice those.
cringe thread? cringe thread.
I kekd to this. I can even imagine him with his face and his wantan inside rainbow dash.
>>21472050
this shit
>>21472050
>Inb4 screencap of the thread
i'm tired but i wanna fucking draw.
>>21474536
Where do babies come from?
>>21474536
If a tree falls on an earth pony, and nobody is around to hear it, does anyone care?
>>21474536
Why we feel?
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