another one is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wq2qsSlQP0
>>22139049
HAPPENING
>>22139049
HOLY SHIT
>>22139049
>hasbro executive
HOLY SHIT
Oh my Celestia, are you getting hard? Well you might as well take it out, show me what you can do with it.
And don't forget to play with those balls too, I want to see a show!
>>22135544
You have a small futa cock for such a large filly.
>>22135544
But you are gonna laugh at my average 5 inch dick
>>22135544
Masturbation encouragement thread please!
>Me? With Anon?
>Oh Rarity, ha ha, you're so funny sometimes!
>Like I'd ever be interested in that loser!
>>22082750
Welp time for rape
>>22082750
Fuck you too you purple cunt
>>22082750
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Screencap Thread
>>22060730
I just realised i have almost no good screencaps, oh well
Oldfags Assemble!
>>21998067
For what purpose?
>>21998067
Not that oldfag, sorry: I came 10 months later.
Have a bump.
/mlp/, help me!
>>22057956
Go home seth
By 4chan rules I am required to call you a faggot.
So... with what faggot?
>>22057956
Of corse Trixie ! I help you to lose ypour virginity !
/mlp/, help me!
>>22037431
wat happen?
What is wrong, Friend?
No, fuck mintpone.
I wake up and the thread died, whats wrong with you people?
So far, only three writefags have stepped up.
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
http://pastebin.com/q0hEzES1
http://pastebin.com/Qv2RGh6Z
Aka: You hurt my feelings edition ;_;.
All jokes aside, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
But now all my Twilight images are free again.
And maybe we might attract another writefag this time. Would be nice.
those stories, i like those stories, those are good fucking stories
>>21971655
>I wake up and the thread died, whats wrong with you people?
The premise is dead, the story told, we don't need another general.
I want to serve Equestria with my fellow Horsefuckers
>>22022142
>You will never ride into battle with your fellow horsefuckers
>You will never just stand around awkwardly once you get there because all this worlds problems are solved by friendship lasers
>You will never be known as "the knights who try to do feats of heroism but are just too slow"
>tfw we will never to be able to end earthly conflicts with friendship lasers
>>22022142
What armor would we even use? Would the ponies make royal guard armor for us? Do we get to choose what armor from Earth we want? Do all of us have to wear the same armor, or can we have diversity in our ranks?
What would you guys choose?
When you see the Equine filth, leave none alive, but make sure you bring me a Princess Twilight Sparkle, alive. I need to have a 'chat' with her.
>>22068125
>"But our mission is to kill them and take their valuables and leave, Anon" A female viking said to him
>"Yes, but preparing for our next raid is more important, capturing a princes would be an excellent bargaining tool for future raids"
>"Ah, I see, you thought of this when Anon?"
>You have heard of the recent defeat of a demon called 'Tirek' in these cursed lands?"
>Yes, we all have, they say he had great power, but then somehow he was defeated"
>"Yes, he was, but I want to know what kind of power could have possibly taken down a god of death. I mean' by Odin's beard could you imagine what we could do with such power?"
>"Only he and those in Valhalla know Anon"
>"Yes, and all my leads over the past months lead me to a "Twilight Sparkle", the recently crowned Princess."
>"How shall we capture this princess, she has an entire kingdom and army at her disposal no?"
>Don't worry about that, I've got a plan...and it involves every single viking here on this beach. all two hundred thirty five of us"
>"I hope your right Anonymous"
>>22068270
>"But sir, do we have enough man power to combat every single Pegasus and Unincorn? Let us not forget the Draconequus and his chaotic sorcery too. Word is he hath allied with thy enemy."
will be updating frequently
Ponies are cute.
>>22071701
OP is a fag.
But humans are better.
>>22071701
Yes, yes they are
>Anon please help me get up!
>>22063715
I want Anon to go around and tip ponies over.
>>22063715
I would pick that pony up and hold her and say it's fine and put her back on her feet.
Twily wants to snuggle with you but she can't get up on your bed, what do you do?
>>22075849
Pick her up
>>22075849
Kick her ass for becoming a stupid alicorn.
>>22075849
>swing dick to over the side of the bed
>"If you want upsies, you'll have to hang on with your mouth"
>with your dick in Twily's mouth, your penis becomes erect and lifts her up onto the bed like an elevator
>you play this game every night
All the ponies are now piggies and are only capable of saying the word "oink". What do?
>>22088405
Kill Doopliss to undo the curse.
>>22088467
Nigga gotta find the p first.
>>22088405
>pork them.
ITT: We laugh at Tumblr
>>22123371
>Tumblr
>Youtube comment
How about we laugh at OP?
