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Help, I called someones eyeball cute before they posted the rest of their face and it turned out to be a grill.
am I gay now? - edition

▶ Informed consent providers:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump:http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
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▶ Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
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▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶Zeemaps:https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968

Definitely complete lesbo edition: >>6180166
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>>6181196
niggers are illegal too
if niggers are around it's a guarunteed lawless land anyway
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Reminder that you are not trans if you are always in boymode outside
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>>6181187
turnpike exit 2 roughly
I'd be more specific but I'm not trying to give out my address. I'm probably the only tranny in my town lol
what about you?
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>>6181202

Is this person anon?

Didn't I tell you people? Anon are the thousand young, horrific monstrous children of Shub'Niggurath, a horror from beyond the stars!

>>6181214
THERE, I TOLD YOU!
A MONSTER!

(cool the jets anon, you're making the general angry)
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I find it strange that despite living in the Bible Belt, no one attacks me for being trans
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>>6181214
>tfw agp

good feel
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>>6181211
mike is my husband
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>>6181220
you probably pass perfectly or you are lying about where you live
which is it?
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>>6181193
>living in Essex
Seriously though did she pass? Maybe she did things the Elanna way and was fulltime after a month of HRT
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>>6181214
Like I have a choice jackass
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tfw he jerks your girlcock with his boypussy
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>>6181217
Ahh ok.
I used to live in egg harbor township near Atlantic city
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>>6181214
what if just i never go outside
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>>6181236
>>>6181176
>Why would i? It was dark, i dunno what he looked like. And what am i gonna say "i was really scared that i was gonna get sexually assaulted, but he just kinda threw me down and made fun of me like Jimmy from 3rd grade that used to push me down in the sandbox because he warmed to pound my bp." I stopped and breathed for a bit, let my nerves calm, and went to the grocery store i think. People don't have time to be triggered 24/7. Going to the police would be a waste of mine and some officers time

>>>6181191
>Not interested in murder
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>>6181227
I don't pass perfectly and I live in Knoxville, TN.

I mean no one gives a shit about me being trans
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>>6181220
"I'm the Governor's daughter, why does no-one beat me up for being trans?"
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>>6181160
Losing all forms of entertainment? How did that happen?

Anyway: Tuesday my NP said she'd prescribe hormones. This morning, she decided she wouldn't. It's back to QHI and guessing how long it will take them to ship, and how long customs will hold my order. I really thought I could just focus on everything else I need to do, but it's all fucking about hormones again for no good God damned reason.
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>>6181239
As long as you don't boymode 24/7
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>>6181233
¦:?|)
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>>6181237
oh okay I've been there before. cool

I have a meeting to go to so I'll see you all later mtfg
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>>6181244
Uh ok?
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>>6181220
Hi Angie
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>>6181236
self defense
killing a nigger is never murder/always self defense
>>6181219
why
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>>6181246
i just wear a really big t shirt and pajama pants is that boymode
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>>6181254
Hi anon
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>>6181243
Except you pass perfectly

You kinda did before ffs too
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>tfw got red beans cooking right now in my slow cooker
Red beans and rice is always my favorite dinner
>>6181220
>>6181243
You'll probably get shit if you're in a tiny city (50k or less), Knoxville is okay. Plus there's a big college there, they might just think you're a weird college kid or simmering
>>6181214
I'm not going girlmode in public until I'm not repulsive
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>>6181217
Can I come skiing with you and elanna?
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>>6181194
It's fear of the backlash from society, and fear of the inevitable hurt that will come from being a marginalized group. Surprise, trans people are one of the most oppressed and marginalized sexual minorities in the modern world.

>>6181202
I never said that, you're putting words in my mouth. I effectively said that people who sit in their basement taking hormones for 3 years are almost guaranteed to not pass. Fear of hondom is setting people on the path to hondom and it bothers the shit out of me to see this general so content with doing nothing and expecting results. People that actually put in the effort to learn how to pass are being accused of being hons? It's absolutely absurd.

>>6181207
I suppose you think that mannerisms, voice, how to dress yourself, and your general demeanor doesn't matter. I explicitly said that you can pass as well as you like in photographs, but if you can't interact with people and actually pass, then you don't pass.

>>6181186
Go outside. Look at how girls move, how they dress themselves, how they speak. Compare that to males and you'll see what I mean when I say that simply waiting for hormones to make your boymode fail won't work, you'll look girly but you will move and speak like a male. This isn't stuff you learn overnight, and frankly the only way to actually get comfortable with being female is to put yourself in a situation whereby you have to learn to be female. Those subtle differences in how women interact compared to men need to be instilled.
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I can't stand the autism of transtrenders anymore
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>>6181243
>knoxville, TN
i'm an hour away from you
wnt to be friends
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>>6181243
>>6181260
its not like you to samefag angie
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>>6181215
>tfw never learned to talk to girls
I can't even look them in the eye. I simply have to look away and ignore them
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>>6181260
Not really.
It's just that the average person can't tell a person is trans unless that trans person is some huge beast not counting ftms.

>>6181261
But like even in bigger cities like Philadelphia and NYC, I never got shit
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transition was easy but not worth it. suicide is the only true escape. see y'all on the other side
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9/11 was invented in 2001
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>>6181229
>On another planet somewhere out there they have machines that you step into and come out as flawlessly female an hour later
>The alien society has no problems whatsoever with these new females, in fact they are treated as special and desirable
>You're stuck on Earth where the only way is years of hormones that you had to fight for and don't do much anyway, and painful, expensive surgery
>Throughout the whole time other humans will call you names and beat you up
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>>6181245
Everything that used to be fun or exciting to me just isn't anymore and nothing I try is filling the hole left behind. One of my friends asked if I was depressed yesterday and o said I didn't know but I think he might be right

If you told your doctor that you were going to be taking hrt anyway but would just like for them to come from her so you can be save about it, would she be persuaded?
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>>6181273
That's called passing, you nitwit
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>>6181276
ayy lmao
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>>6181268
Sure
Where in TN you from

>>6181269
I never same fag
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>>6181277
I was like this pre-HRT. Life was so empty.
I dunno, I doubt it they always have their protocols.
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>>6181276
>Throughout the whole time other humans will call you names and beat you up
Kinky
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>>6181263
and that's all fine and good but I'm going to wait a while until I start doing all that.
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>>6181278
That or people just don't give a shit and are being nice
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how long until I die? Been lying in bed , haven't eaten for the past 120 hours with 2 glasses of water 2 days ago.
Waking up just to go back to sleep
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>>6181276
>>Throughout the whole time other humans will call you names and beat you up

Like, are you serious even?
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>>6181282
i'm in keokee VA, i think knoxville is just 1-2 hours
i have to go back to TN soon
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>>6181277
Depression does do that, a lot.

No, she outright refuses.
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>>6181267
It drives me insane how all these kids are transisitoning, but it's"too scary" to get a job. No motherfuckers, you're just scared of actually having to put some work in. Of actually knowing whether you're trans or not. Playing overwatch and taking pills isn't a transisiton.
>Get a job, transtrenders

Fuck off then
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>>6181289
I thought it was all the bible belt and muh victimization?
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>>6181263
Wait, Shakira's bickering with you?

*sigh* Gods Damnit lass, cool off a little. You've been acting like everyone's out to get you, and I don't know why!

For the love of all that is holy, just calm down!

>make your boymode fail won't work
So... Do what I did to learn how not to be antisocial, but for only 50% of society. I can do that. It's a case of jump in the fire until you learn not to burn again.

I'm serious when I say that this is exiting. It's like going on an adventure!
One where you have to be sneaky!
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>>6181284
I'm 6 months hrt tho :(

>>6181295
Ah that sucks I'm sorry
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>>6181293
That's about 2 hours from me
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>>6181290
you need to stop drinking water. try throwing in some high proof alcohol to stress your system more
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>>6181291
Society will never accept transgendered so why try. Just commit suicide
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>>6181296

>>6181122
nice repost, dipshit


>Real talk detected.

>It drives me insane how all these kids are transisitoning, but it's"too scary" to get a job. No motherfuckers, you're just scared of actually having to put some work in. Of actually knowing whether you're trans or not. Playing overwatch and taking pills isn't a transisiton.

>Get a job, transtrenders
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>>6181298
Maybe it is, but here in Knox, I never really had a problem.
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>>6181308
You fell for the bait
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>>6181267
>>6181296
>>6181122
samefag
nice b8 m8
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>tfw you will never strangle a qt mtf girl while fucking and cumming inside of her
>tfw you will never tongue her asshole and spank her
>tfw you will never suck on her perky tits and suck on her neck while whispering dirty things to her

how do I get a qt mtf gf?
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>>6181314
Not that way.

(pls... stop, we're innocent little flowers!)
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>>6181267
there's no such thing as transtrender
some people are just more ocmfortable than others and have better living istuations
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>>6181314
Keep talking like that...
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Tfw you force masc your sister who now your brother
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>>6181311
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>>6181299
I'm not angry at here I'm just saying I don't agree with her advice.
>>6181301
Take more titty skittles
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>wearing chastity cage
>wearing sissy pouch panties, 2 pairs of tights and frilly sissy panties/shorts over it
>holds cage in place nicely and makes it more difficult to cheat/play with myself
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>>6181320
The guy in the comic with the hat is just butthurt he got TRIKED
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>>6181325
your hands are disgusting
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>>6181324
I'm being gated at 100mg Spiro and 2mg E
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>>6181324
Well... You do come across as standoffish. Maybe hold back a little.
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>>6181328
I was told they're quite feminine, I have long thin fingers
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>>6181325
>>/susans/
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>>6181333
umm shave
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>>6181302
Knoxville?
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>>6181316
Not when I'm done with you, you won't

>>6181318
You like that huh? Want me to tease your cute little asshole with my cock, rubbing it and getting it nice and wet with precum?

>>6181325
Muh dik
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>>6181314
no
sex with your wife is meant to be simple, clean and loving.
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>>6181334
I love how every trans forum here in germany is totally like susans, probably worse
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>>6181314
Pls talk about choking me more
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>>6181335
I don't want people to notice
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>>6181339
so you want me to make love to you down by the fire and make butt babies with you?

*unzips dick*
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goodmorning

>6179975
aw i hope youre still here so i can say thanks.
i have been extra gloom lately
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>>6181345
jesus just shave!
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>>6181332
I'm not allowed to disagree with anyone here?
>>6181331
Seems like not enough spiro for that much E. Was your last blood test good?
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>>6181347
oh i quoted that wrong
>>6179975
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>>6181346
no
I am not your husband.
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>>6181325
Aren't you that sissy from /brit/ who was arrested for videotaping a girl using the bathroom?
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>>6181342
i'll call you a good girl with my hand on your throat and my cock deep inside you, slut
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>>6181351
i guess your plan of making people hate you to get attention is working
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>>6181341
Germany is a very kinky place.
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>>6181336
Yeah

>>6181341
Most trans forums suck, even this one
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>>6181299
It's an unpopular opinion here, so I expect to get backlash when I speak up and say it. Maybe I'm old fashioned, I transitioned back in 2009 and there seems to be a much different approach to transition now than when I started, the idea of not being fulltime after a year must have happened then but it certainly wouldn't have happened with the gatekeeping that I was subject to.

You sort of have the idea though. It's trial by fire, and approaching things with an openness to changing. Really, so far as I've seen the only difference between someone who's a permahon and someone who's passing is the fact that the stereotypical hon enters the "trial by fire" phase, but doesn't approach it with an openness to change. Those that learn to pass through that though are the ones that see when they're making a mistake or are advised that they're making mistakes, and seek to correct them.
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>>6181325

Why did you copy this from /britfeel/?
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>>6181350
I did my entire body minus my hands and forearms

But I suppose I don't leave my room much so it doesn't really matter, guess next time I do my body I'll do my hands too

>shave
I use hair removal cream
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>>6181358
>Say that I don't agree with pressuring people to present as a girl pre-HRT
>Didn't insult Elanna or anyone during this discussion
>I'm trying to stir up shit
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>>6181356
I gotta. .....go. ....do stuff

Brb
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>>6181337
Buy me dinner first.
And maybe some flowers.
And then wait for marriage.

I'm kidding, I'm just shy.

>>6181351
That's not the problem. It's that when you do disagree, it comes off less as a polite dissension, and more of an attack.

>>6181363
Even so, there's disagreeing, and there's bickering.

>You sort of have the idea though.
I had to learn the hard way. Did you read yesterday's storytime?
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>>6181365
It's my home general but this general is more relevant
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>>6181369
its working
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>>6181365
>/britfeel/
>Hairy Pakistani hands
>Sissy gear
Holy shit that was Poleaboo.
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>>6181371
Oy vey.
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>>6181363
>>6181371
*2010 sorry I keep getting my years screwed up :<

I didn't read storytime I don't think, what happened?
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>>6181370
you're not fucking going anywhere, slut. you're gonna choke on my cock until i say so.

>>6181371
i'm an airline pilot so all i can get you is airplane food. they sell flowers at arrivals next to the baggage room and marriage? the only woman in my life is my bby, A320 NEO.
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>>6181373
FUCKING FETISHIST
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEE
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>>6181374
If you want to spend your time hating on me feel free to join the club.
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>>6181385
>i'm an airline pilot
A-are you rich?
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>>6181377
Heh. It's the difference between you saying that X is wrong, and saying that you feel that X is wrong. One's more diplomatic. I had the same problem, and it got me in a lot of trouble. I can still be impulsive, but it took someone beating the crap out of me to learn that sometimes it's better to be nice to people than to make sure that you get your way. Anyway, just tone it down a little. The swearing can be a bit much too.

>>6181379
Let me browse the archive and I'll link you.

>>6181385
>airline pilot
Sorry, I would rather spend time with a husband who'd be around 24/7
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>>6181351
She never tells me my results even after asking. Ask she says is that my results are OK
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>>6181263
>if you can't interact with people and actually pass, then you don't pass.
i've shared mirrors with cis fems in ladies rooms, and so I thought I passed,
but as soon as I interact w people I get clocked
So now I've avoid people b/c getting clocked makes me sad,
and all the bathroom stuff has made me even less secure, even though it's never been an issue before
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>>6181388
i dont hate you at all
but if being contrary is the only way you can get attention, then well
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>>6181385
Yes Sir!
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>>6181391
>>6181379
Here you go, Story time!
>>6177960
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>>6181390
i'm on a disposable income so sorta, yeah. i'm in my late 20s and the world is one big bp waiting to get fucked. its a fun job. fly planes, make money and see the world.

>>6181391
>implying i won't hide you in the cargo deck
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>>6181404
>Implying someone so delicate as myself could survive a 5 hour flight in a depressurized hold

I'm not even involved in the airline industry and I know more about your plane than you captain...
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I wish this back pain would end :(
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>>6181404
you seem awfully easygoing to be a pilot
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>>6181386
Why are small communities always so hostile to newcomers?
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>at Boots (uk pharmacy/cosmetics chain)
>dude at till asks if I want a loyalty card
>say sure and give him my name, address, phone number etc.
>get given pic related

what the fuck
did I just pass to somebody
I mean I was wearing a bit of concealer on my upper lip sure but dude did you hear my voice

>>6181150
that sounds like a very effective method for some people but not for others, transition is not a one-size-fits-all deal. me doing that would probably do nothing but exacerbate my depression and anxiety and make it harder for me to function in day-to-day activities. plus on it helping you to learn how to pass, I can't see how it'd automatically make me start being able to do things like hair and makeup that I couldn't do before. maybe the pressure unlocks some part of your brain that makes you able to do stuff you couldn't do before like a survival instinct or something but whatever that pressure-induced trigger is, I don't have that, I just get stressed and sad and don't suddenly improve in natural ability even if I try.

>>6181214
what if my girlmode is the same as my boymode, i.e. comfy tracksuits and jackets? wearing a dress isn't what makes you a woman, that's AGP shit.

Who /not going fulltime until after FFS/ here?

>>6181263
>sexual minorities
elanna I actually don't dislike you at all but you are saying some real fetishist-type stuff atm

>mannerisms, voice, how to dress yourself, and your general demeanor
there's more than one type of girl
but also more importantly those are all things than can be practiced at home w/o going fulltime
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How do I grow longer hair?
My hair barely reached my neck and that took 6 months.
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>>6181406
>not being into asphyxiation and depressurization

you're no fun
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>>6181391
I don't remember swearing at anyone
>>6181394
>She's a secret /pol/tard
>Your E is really T
>She's hiding your results because your T levels have actually been increasing
>>6181397
>"anyone with a different opinion to me is a contrarian looking for attention!"
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>>6181413
You can do that to me instead ;)
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>tfw the tsa can't tell that ur a man
:^]
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>>6181412
there's no miracle hair supplement that can do that
it's all in your diet
protien, avacados, and nuts rich in biotin are key
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>>6181404
>late 20s.
Sorry I only like men over 30.
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>>6181413
Sorry, even if I've failed to kill myself 5 times, I'd still rather not test my luck any further.

>>6181375
>Holy shit that was Poleaboo.
It's less about it being at anyone, more about swearing in general. It reflects badly on you. I do my best not to swear unless it's something I really angry at.
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>>6181425
Does biotin actually work? Because my hair is awful.
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>>6181419
Iktf
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>>6181402
I think I just twigged to your new trip, you're agony uncle aren't you?

I'm really sorry that you had to deal with that growing up and I'm glad that someone entered your life that broke that pattern. I'm glad that you're better these days too.

>>6181411
>>sexual minorities
By that I mean the entire LGBT spectrum. Obviously it's not about sex for the T, but frankly sexual minorities seems like an accurate umbrella term given the average transphobe is just going to think you're a raging faggot anyways.
Also, while those things can be practiced at home, practicing in a vacuum is unproductive.
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>>6181409
not all pilots are pompous cunts. i like to have fun, not be a stuck up asshole like most of my compatriots.

>>6181417
attagirl
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>>6181411
>/not going full time until after ffs/
Right here, my nose is the size of Africa and my god my cheek bones

>>6181416
If that's true then pic related
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>>6181410
You're welcome to start your own sissy/crossdresser general
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>>6181425
my diet compose of varieties of apples and water (8ph) I swear my hair only grows like a cm/month
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>>6181425
what nuts are high in biotin?
im also trying to grow my hair out, but avocados are high in potassium and im on spiro so can't do that
also heard that tea tree oil is supposed to help
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>>6181430
almonds, avacados, eggs, foods like those are the only way to speed up hair growth

they definitely work but also genetics play a role

>>6181440
change diet if possible
>>6181441
almonds, and sunflower seeds are good for hair growth
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>>6181433
Oh, sorry, were you not around for that?
I've been so caught up with everything else that I forgot had changed it!

My past is my past Elanna. I've been saying it for a few threads now, but it doesn't bother me anymore. I just want people to listen to my stories, and learn from and enjoy them.
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>>6181429
......this is 4chan
You're a nice person and I like talking to you, but if you are going to chide me for not having my shirt tucked in then this acquaintanceship is not going to work.
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>>6181447
That's fine. I'm just pointing out why I think people are bickering with you. I can see that you're not all bad under your ice-queen shell either.

I will say though that you could stand to make a joke or two.
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>>6181441
okay, I will try to.
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>>6181411
I'm really happy for you! Being called "miss" feels soo good
>>6181435
Oh dear.
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>tfw not getting railed by a pilot 10 minutes before his flight in the men's bathroom at 3am with is suit half on and sweating and choking me while i make a mess in the tile floor
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>>6181458
>tile floor
hot
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>>6181458
While I'm sure that this is someone's fetish, mine are a little more... out there.
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>>6181466

Being railed by spaceship pilots?
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>>6181438
More like voyeur or bathroom pervert general. Maybe he saw the anti-trans fear mongering and thought he would fit in.
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>>6181470
While he flies the spaceship in warp drive
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>>6181444
It's ok, I actually should have clued in given your posts have a very specific charm in how they're written, but seeing Ireland finally is what made me clue in.

You share good stories and I can see why you say you've learned firsthand about the idea of change.

>>6181466
Do share
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>wake up
>open mtfg
>people lewding up the thread >>6181458
NNHHHH
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>>6181458
i'll fly my cock right the fuck up your tight little asshole and fill you up with my jet fuel bbygirl
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>>6181466
P O O
O
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O N
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T O A S T
O
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>>6181470
>>6181474
>>6181481


Do I haaaaave to?
>>6181481

>very specific charm
Awww that's sweet! Thanks!

>>6181491
Ah... no.
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>>6181493
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>>6181450
I am well known IRL for not being funny. Whenever I do try people just get offended so I don't bother but then people say I'm boring. Yet another one of those many life situations where I can never win.

This guy said his university accommodation sucked, always bitching about it so I made a photoshop comparing it to some Detroit ghetto, he stopped talking to me

I was at this guy's party, I made jokes about dumb stuff he did at school, he kicked me out of the party

This guy covered himself in tissue roll, I said he looked like he was in KKK costume, he stopped talking to me

A bunch of people were bitching about a paedophile living on their road saying how he's nasty and should be killed. I joke that if I see him I'll throw a stone at him, everyone starts saying "Wtf anon? Are you crazy?"

/r9k/ was right it's not what you say but who says it. I've seen people make jokes way more fucked up then mine and nobody cares because they're popular. Unpopular people like me everything I do is always seen in a negative light. If I make a joke I'm being an asshole, if I don't make jokes I'm being aloof.
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There is a lump in my penis. Rip
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>>6181501
Well, Okay. I'll let you figure it out. There's particular Mojo to it alright. I'm sure you'll find yours in time.
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>>6181487
Oh sweet jesus

>>6181504
Maybe you'll get an amputation covered by insurance if it's penis cancer.

>>6181493
Yes, it's required, we're all disgusting fetishists here :^)
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>>6181466
is it incest
do I have to call you my imouto while I rub your butt
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>>6181504
Same. Always been too embarrassed to get it checked but at least I know it's not penile cancer, probs a swollen vein or some random tissue buildup
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There. Reminded my dad that I'm transitioning and what my name is now. Hopefully this time it sticks.

Just have to focus on making positive change despite the terror of possibly running out of hormones.
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>>6181511
>///< Well, since it's you...


Transformation of the body horror variety, mind break and if I'm feeling particularly unstable, unnecessary surgery.

>>6181514
Nope!
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>>6181375
can you pretty knowledgable girls post your skincare routines? i was talking with a trip (idr who) a while ago about skin and i meant to cap what they said but forgot to.

what's this about using oil as a wash, or something?
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>>6181524
okay yeah that's cool but what about incest AND mind break guro
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so is ffs the only hope for not getting clocked or do 'mones help?
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>>6181375
>>6181533
woops didnt mean to link your post
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>>6181533
>oil as a wash
I'm fairly sure that you mean the blood of your enemies.

>>6181536
I... I could maybe... get into that.

Nope, shutting my mouth now, no more questions on this topic please!
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>>6181511
Elanna, I'm bored, what music should I listen to?
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>>6181537
Mones can change a little but your mileage depends a lot on how good gene roll you got.
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>>6181501
the problem is that you probably have aspergers
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>>6181524
L-lewd and kinky

Also, for what it's worth, mind break is actually pretty hot.

>>6181521
Good luck akaka. Also, running out of hormones, are you self medding rn?

>>6181545
Are you looking for something a bit more "downtempo"? I got lots of psy, and some bass music.
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>>6181547
lol
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>>6181533
I want to hear Basic's skincare routine. Her skin is beautiful.
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>>6181548
I'm just getting tired of liquid dnb.
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Fucking deliver my shit already FedEx reeeeee
>>6181504
I had one once, just swelling from jerking it too much. Hopefully it's nothing serious for you
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>>6181555
yeah i think basic might've been the anon i was talking to!

basic, pls help

or that one really smart skincare anon
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>>6181544
Im tired and worn out, but whats this? Someone chose their trip? Happy for you love ^.^
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>>6181548
I... I'm going to grow up to be a really bad girl, amn't I?

>>6181560
The name chose me. I was Agony Uncle up until yesterday Kellyvee.
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>>6181558
Oh right. I masturbated for 6 hours the other day
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>>6181544
>I could maybe... get into that.
but only with your future husband
all sex acts without a loving relationship are deemed illegal in /mtfg/.
>>6181545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
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>>6181547
I do. But what I said is still true. Society is one big pecking order and if you are at the bottom nothing you do will ever be acceptable. Best to just not get involved.
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>>6181537
Not getting clocked ever? Start hormones at 9 (so estrogen stunts your potential growth like it does for cis girls), and hope you're lucky enough to have no physical feature or personality characteristic that is not more feminine than average for a female.

Otherwise, someone will clock you one day, even if they clock dozens of cis women daily, too.
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>>6181559
personal one, but you should get mileage out of replacing any of the crap on it with similar things.
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>>6181562
you're not going to grow up to be a girl at all
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>>6181524
>unnecessary surgery
you're gonna love my medical records
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>>6181570
>>6181559
i would not recommend replacing the first aid beauty ultra repair cream though actually, it's very expensive but if you're doing laser too it's especially a lifesaver
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>>6181571
Well you have no sense of humor. So HAH!

>>6181572
Shhhhhhh. It's a secret to everybody.

(are there recordings?)
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>>6181556
This will either really bore you or be a nice change. Ever listened to Swedish techno before?
https://soundcloud.com/carilekebusch/dj-set-h-productions-vs-obsculex-feb-2016
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>>6181548
Yup. It's self med or no med until I give the local psych community their thousand bucks and perform their gender games satisfactorily, and I'm not waiting on these sadists' pleasure.
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>>6181487
Please mister, I'm so thirsty....
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>>6181574
great image, tyvm :) what is this about oil though?? i don't even know what kind of oil, i just vaguely remember someone mentioning different kinds of oils that are supposed to be really good for your skin. Bh and ah or somethnig like that? x.x
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>>6181578
I listened to some Swedish electro called "Royksopp" once. I prefer the German stuff.
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>>6181569
Stop this meme
you cant clock a cis woman. They can just show their vagina or their Facebook that proves they had a girl childhood
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>>6181575
acting like a child wont make you pass
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>>6181565
On the road, no time to dj. Need mixes. Love carpenter brut tho.

>>6181578
I need something to keep me focused, not put me in a trance. It sounded cool though, I'll have to listen later. Back to the hardcore!
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>>6181574
witch hazel never seemed like it did anything, so my bottle has been untouched I wanted it to use it as an astringent
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>>6181573
Nice Neanderthal brow wrinkles there. Kek you look 30 hon
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>>6181588
Acting like a pretentious git won't make people like you either though.

Lighten up and have some fun in your life anon.

It took me too long to learn that.
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>>6181583
which oil are you talking about? the tea tree oil is just for spots, you apply it directly to them.

the twice a day is a vitamin C serum, and it should be very cheap. the aloe vera is to soothe your skin after shaving if you still need to do that, it works better than aftershaves (and also it doesn't have the "triggering" effect that the smell of aftershave does for me)

the blackhead removal is a korean brand but it isn't oil, you apply it on a day you don't use the vitamin C serum because they don't work together.
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>>6181591
i wouldn't say it "does anything", i'd say it just prevents more blackheads/breakouts. you don't have to bother with it if you don't want to though.
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>>6181562
how old even are you sirona
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>>6181599
I'm 21 in October. 20 years is too short a time for the life experience I have though.
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I woke up from a nap super nauseated, felt like I had to vomit but it just wouldn't come, hopefully weed helps.
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>>6181595
i have no idea what kind of oil im talking about :( i just vaguely remember someone mentioning two kinds of oils that are supposed to be good to have in your routine

>aloe for after shaving
i never thought of this... >_> which means i could be missing more steps about what to do with all these products lol. tfw bad at being a girl

something about sun screen too? and ty for the added information
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>>6181586
butch lesbians get kicked out of toilets all the time
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hi
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>>6181593
fun is an illusion

only thinly veiled depression and emptiness is the truth
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>>6181585
I like the electro that I've heard but really don't know much about it. Do you have any favorite german electro groups that you'd recommend? I like Kraftwerk but I know it's kind of a stretch to call them electro.

>>6181590
Sorry ;~;
Yeah I mostly have trancy rolling stuff or really drummy loopy techno, probably not the best for remaining focused, but I can at least send hard acid techno
https://soundcloud.com/london-underground-united/chris-liberator-london

>>6181562
Hard to say really, hormones seems to do funky things to people's sexuality.
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>>6181603
I've had morning sickness for all week. Awful feel

>>6181562
>>6181575
MtA is a meme meme m8
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>>6181602
what happened to you?
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>>6181607
fuck off
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Wearing my sisters shoes

Hard to find some decent heels, she mostly has flats
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One month into hrt, went back to the clinic for my check up.
I experienced no negative side effects and told her increasing either or both would be fine. She didn't feel the need to increase spiro beyond 100 mg or estrogen beyond 1mg... I figured another month would be fine...

Turns out my next appointment is in 3 months. I found out after talking to the receptionist afterwards. Apparently I'm staying the course on what I have now.

I would be disappointed but my skin does seem paler, I think my face may be slightly slimmer and I'm kind of surprised what just wearing my hair differently has done. On top of less hair/skin oil, acne and smell in general. Also somehow I accidentally lost 9 pounds (bmi is 21.48 now) this month.

So... my dosage seems low... but I guess it's fine. Worst case scenario it takes longer to see more changes I guess?
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Want to buy this top but I can only find a Chinese supplier not sure how to search to find alternatives
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>>6181608
Good thing I took my antidepressants today!

>>6181609
>Hard to say really, hormones seems to do funky things to people's sexuality

Awwww... but I like being able to be into anyone...

>>6181610
>MtA
This is a new phrase to me. Damn kids and their new words!

>>6181611
>what happened to you?
Will I have to do a collection of all my storytimes???

I really don't want to, but I will!
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>>6181605
you can get into some very autistic territory with skincare but the essentials are a good cleanser, a toner, a strong moisturiser for after laser, and a regular light moisturiser for the rest of the month. you need an exfoliating scrub to use once a week. you do not need to get much more involved than that unless you absolutely want to be.

and yes, for sunscreen i use a high SPF, since i don't want my skin to be damaged by laser, pic related.
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>>6181602
>5'6
>29
I'm gonna stuff you in a locker you little loser
I'm a big strong 5'7 21 year old
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>>6181606
No. They. Don't.
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Good morning everyone!
>flooring work going on upstairs
KILL ME
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>>6181621
ONEECHAN! HEEEEELP!

Hah. I was only joking.

I can protect myself! I don't need big sis to help me! Fight me, I'm ready!
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>>6181618
I give you a 90% probability of hormones making you go absolutely crazy for cock.

>>6181603
Awe, hope so, is it food poisoning?
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>>6181628
>absolutely crazy for cock.


O-Oh... Uh... Oh dear...
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>>6181621
This is a bully-free zone. Only chasers get bullied here

>>6181628
>I give you a 90% probability of hormones making you go absolutely crazy for cock.
Estrogen is one hell of a drug, thank god gt's and toys exist.
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>>6181625
I'll break you ya little potato monkey
>>6181628
don't say that, sirona is a pure little weirdo irish girl
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>>6181610
Fucking sucks, I just vomited five or six times. It got to the point where there was no fluid and it was just burning digested food matter coming out. Stomach feels better now though...

>>6181628
I dunno, it could be. More likely its that I drank too much soda yesterday.
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>>6181636
>I'll break you ya little potato monkey

Do I need to post "unique" again?

>>6181636
>don't say that, sirona is a pure little weirdo irish girl
H-Hey! That's mean! I'm not weird! You're weird!
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>>6181609
you see the german electro i like is more of the jazz end of the spectrum so I dunno if you will like it. There's no saxophones and double basses and guys in pork pie hats but the sound is still rooted in jazz. To answer your question however, Jazzanova, uh wait that's it actually and they only do remixes, Ok so maybe I wasn't as deep into the German electro scene as I thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXxYzrxz-8
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How did you choose your girl names?
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>>6181615
>fishnets
A G P
G
P
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>>6181644
I chose the prettiest name there was.
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>>6181637
>Fucking sucks, I just vomited five or six times. It got to the point where there was no fluid and it was just burning digested food matter coming out. Stomach feels better now though...
No vomiting for me today, just migraine and nausea. Hope it passes soon for you

>>6181644
I didn't yet :s
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>>6181644
Celtic goddess of healing. I always liked the name. A shame she was never worshiped in Ireland.
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>>6181644
a girl i used to like in school. took her name
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>>6181618
You don't have to if you don't want to. Let's forget about the past, the past is all bad.
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>>6181644
I think I seen mine on a sign, originally it was going to be Caroline but that was too long :P
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>>6181644
Stole the first name from a classmate, used the female version of my middle name.
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>>6181639
you're pretty weird but it's endearing
maybe you're just irish I dunno
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>>6181644
Googled the most popular names in my birth year. I only use this name on /mtfg/ though
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>>6181630
It's inevitable.
Or maybe it isn't, sometimes it's not.
But I speak from experience that it can do that.

>>6181632
Word.

>>6181636
>sirona is a pure little weirdo irish girl
Not for long. Estrogen breaks even the purest.

>>6181637
Oh shit, well I'm glad vomiting made it better, but how much soda did you drink?

>>6181644
Kept my initials the same so that old signatures would remain legally binding, I just settled on a first name that I thought was pretty and fit my last name in terms of how many syllables it had. I let my parents choose my middle name.
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excuse me can i please have a gf please
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>>6181644
Oh, wait you meant in real life? I mean... I'm getting kind of attached to this one...

>>6181652
You really need to read my storytimes. The past can't hurt you as long as you learn from it.

>>6181655
Nah, I'm weird alright. And I am playing up my personality traits right now. But that's because I'm of /tg/ origins. RP is a tradition both there and in Ireland.

That being said, I'm exactly like this with my friends, what few of them I have, so be honored.

>>6181660
I'll watch out for it.


(Cock isn't so bad...)
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>>6181644
Was playing a video game, heard the name of a character, thought: oh yeah, I really like that name.

I proceeded to run it through a complex battery of tests, but hearing it at the right time more or less cemented it.


Oh, and sorry to the thread in general for the negativity. I can't stand pointless gatekeeping.
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>>6181646
The “theory” behind AGP (as it’s often abbreviated) was that trans women could be divided into two groups – those who fancy men, and those who fancy women – and that this told anyone anything useful about the causes of their transsexualism. The women-fanciers were taken to be autogynephilic, basically implying that what’s really going on is that they just fancy themselves.

As a model, it has been discredited as pointless, misleading, poorly researched, you name it. But trans women are still regularly getting handed this “diagnosis” as somehow an alternative to just having gender dysphoria, if they happen to be gay trans women, i.e. if they prefer women – or if they find themselves getting turned on imagining themselves as a woman. It’s given to these women in such a way as to make them doubt the validity of themselves as trans, as in “No, you’re just autogynephilic”, by physicians who are behind the times, and possibly homophobic as well as transphobic.

And fundamentally (and this really pisses me off), this takes what is just basic benign sexuality, that is: “I am (for example) a man, and imagining myself as a woman turns me on” and pathologises it in a most Victorian manner. Then takes that pseudo-diagnosis, tangles it up with gender theory, and turns it on some trans women as a way to further pathologise them.

Let me write this louder:

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH A MAN BEING TURNED ON BY IMAGINING HIMSELF AS A WOMAN. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH A TRANS WOMAN BEING TURNED ON BY WOMEN (OR BY IMAGINING HERSELF AS A WOMAN, OBVIOUSLY). IT’S JUST SEXUALITY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER OR GENDER DYSPHORIA.

So finding yourself turned on imagining yourself as a woman neither proves that you’re trans nor proves that you’re not, it’s irrelevant – as a trans woman, whether the thought of yourself as a woman makes you happy is an entirely separate issue from whether it makes you horny.
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>>6181644
i took my own first name that i always wanted to be called by and used the name my parents would have called me if i was cis for my middle name
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>>6180510
This actually makes sense

How do I know its not a feedback loop caused by hanging out with you retards?
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>>6181262
s-sure. if she wants to :3
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>>6181664
Hey Sirona >>6181662 see what I'm talking about? I make one meme joke and I get a full-on spergout reply.
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>>6181666
Leave for a few months and come back when your bell rings.


Or, you know. Stop doubting yourself.
Either or.

You're asking anons, on the internet. I don't know what you expect really.
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I know this is a stupid thing to bring upon the thread so sorry in advance, but I wanna show someone on kageshi what I looked like pretrans and I'm on a different laptop atm, does anyone have any (non-meme) pretrans pics of me from last year?
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>>6181661
no
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>>6181666
just slow down, think about whether or not you're feeling gender dysphoria or just depression/self-hate/peer pressure and talk to a therapist or some shit
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>>6181644
What if I told you that my name was always Shakira?
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>>6181674
this is a stupid thing to bring upon the thread, you're right
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>>6181670
Actually in this case, they're at fault here. They do have an interesting point, but it's still funny to se them rage that hard.
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BIRDY IS TRANS ALERT

>>6179960
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>>6181666
Go outside famalam

>>6181662
Cock is amazing, btw

Scrotums are more cuddly though :P
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>>6181644
I felt like it was weird to pick my own name. Nothing sounded quite right. I'm a lucky asshole who has two supportive parents who were interested in giving me a new name. The two they threw around were Brandy and Brittany. Dad's drunken inspiration earlier this week was Breana. I really like it, my parents really like it, therapist, support group and hrt clinic really liked it.

All I really wanted out of a name was to have it given to me and I lucked out. Mom wanted me to have her middle name since that's how my family does middle names and that's that.
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>>6181674
>using /mtfg/ as cloud storage
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>>6181662
Healing and fertility goddess eh? Girly girl.
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>>6181644

went through popular names for the year i was born and picked one that i liked
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tfw modcuck bullies in the kageshi

oppression desu!!!
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>>6181682
fuck off pice und le shotte
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>>6181674
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>>6181683
>Cock is amazing, btw
>Scrotums are more cuddly though :P


I... am not sure how to feel about this...

( I do like cute shy boys though...)

>>6181688
Shut up! I can put 5 rounds a mm apart and 100m nerd!
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>>6181693
Fixed it
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>>6181690
unban 2016 for presidonte
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>>6181666
Well, how was your childhood or time before online? Any trans signs?

I used to cry when my hair was cut, and crossdress. And when I first was able to use the Internet at maybe 13, I used to spend hours Googling shit about becoming a girl.

Yet again, don't listen to me anon. I'm no one
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>>6181694
Whooops. I guess I wen't full /k/... Sorry! I didn't mean to yell, you just surprised me!
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>>6181693
cheers, I have the use of paint.net at my disposal and can actually revert this to normal, kek

>>6181690
yo it's Rrobynne
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>>6181682
>I need a haircut but I don't know what the heck to do
>don't know what the heck to do
>what the heck to do
>what the heck
>what the heck
confirmed Birdy
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>>6181696
Who is this dastardly villain?
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>>6181644
I just checked the name laws here and looks like I can't pick a foreign-based name unless I got some sort of connections abroad to a country where that name would be more common. Also gotta wait for diagnosis + referral from the doctors that me getting a female name is justified. Nice DDR system we got here.

>>6181661
Who are you?
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>>6181693
>>6181696
>>6181702
I CANT BREATHE
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>>6181705
Dunno, just dont leave any qts around him, rope, and rail road tracks
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>>6181696
>>6181702
Is your surname Allen by any chance?
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>>6181702
literally crying IRL idk what i'll do without kageshi for 11h :^( t b h
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>>6181696
were you in the mario movie
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>>6181705
moi

that was the time I said I didn't want my hair short because it made me feel too masculine, so my parents told me I could have my hair cut how I wanted but phoned ahead to the hairdresser and told them to ignore me and just hack the fuck out of it
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>>6181693
>>6181696
>>6181702
I CANT BREATH
>>6181705
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>>6181708
I thought the villains union supplied those things?
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>>6181674
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>>6181702
Dont act like you did it. I fixed all of them.
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>>6181706
>I can't pick a foreign-based name unless I got some sort of connections abroad to a country where that name would be more common
lol what country is this? just tell them to go fuck themselves, you converted to Islam and your name is now Sadiyah bin Aziz
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>>6181644
>>6181684
Er, to add to this, to apply this to your scenario if you don't have supportive parents or aren't ready to talk to them you could try asking your friends to name you. When there's a general consensus or majority that like a certain name and you really like it to you got your new name.

I met a trans girl who did this. She and her friends just spitballed names online one weekend until one really hit home for them.
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>>6181710
nah senpai

>>6181712
kek
I'd show you more but I don't want to shit up the thread
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>>6181715
i feel sorry for kageshi if hes posting there now
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>>6181674
how about this
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>>6181716
Edgar? Pay union fees? Lmaobbq
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>>6181719
post skincare routine
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>>6181706
I thought its just for newborn babies or is it for us too?
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>>6181694
Shy boys are definitely cute, but I'm pretty shy myself so I'm not sure how well it would ever work to be with one.

Also, idk, I just like balls, don't judge me ;~;
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>>6181714
That's pretty mean of your parents
You do, however, look a bit like a Saturday morning cartoon villain from the 50s
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>>6181725
that's the old kiwi face we know

>>6181728
genetics
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>>6181723
why in gods name would you think thatd make me want to see more

you're literally more disgusting then the mario movie was at being an adaptation
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>>6181619
is it necessary to get more involved? i want to have the skin of a pretty princess again but atm i look 25
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>>6181721
>>6181684
My parents are terrible at names. I'm not going to risk it.

>>6181730
Judgement is reserved for criminals silly!
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>>6181596
this is really good
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>>6181700
>/k/
>like Grace
Its decided, i claim you as another daughter.
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>>6181644
I originally tried for what I thought my mom wanted to name me, but I found out I misremembered. it wasn't a very good fit for me anyway, so I just choose another name based on my initials

conveniently my bf's name and my new one are really cute together :3
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>>6181730
>scrotums are cuddly
aren't they fun to stretch and play with? :3
>post nutsack stories
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>>6181720
Finland. Guess I gotta make loadsamone so I can hang out abroad all the time or something to try and justify it, or marry a foreigner.
>>6181729
For adults too as far as I could tell.
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>>6181736
thank you at least someone appreciates it
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>>6181738
...

Grace browses /k/?

Wait, but I can- ah who am I kidding. I wouldn't stand a chance with her. Not yet. Besides, doing this makes Puru your granddaughteru!
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>>6181730
>Boys
I only like older men, anyone know this feel? Do I even like men or do I just have daddy issues?
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>>6181743
What's wrong with Finnish names?
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>>6181728
Christ all fuckin mighty.
>trips post inverted faces
>fix them
>post them today to mess with le edgar
>people think i AM edgar, and now kiwi
Fine, now who am i?
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>>6181696

and this is just now, to compare
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>>6181675
b-but i asked nicely

>>6181706
>Who are you?
im greg
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>>6181747
Everything is daddy issues
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>>6181712
No it was shitty kiddy bang bang
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>>6181682
>>6181704
birdy is asleep, leave him alone
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>>6181201
Mtfg, how long can you stelthly be onhormones if i start at 17?

Also, if i have a psych whos pretty accepting and knows me for te past few years, and ive camr out to him once but then repressed and told him my rationalization, and a mom whos accepting af, do you think its a good idea to come out with him and mom in the room? Im afraid to do it alone and think he might help. I dont want to come out fully yet, but like tell her i have such issues vaguely and go to a gender therapist.

Y/N?
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>>6181747
>older men

No. Really no. I've been hit on by them one too many times. Damn french. I don't want to get flirted with in a McDonalds bathroom!
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>>6181748
They suck and I want to move abroad some day

>>6181745
>Besides, doing this makes Puru your granddaughteru!
Please no. Then my crush would be incestuous as fuck.

>>6181752
Hello greg. Are you a chaser?
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>>6181648
Well, its not over, I think Ive got one more vomiting session to go.

>>6181660
Like four cans, maybe more. Waaaay too much.

>>6181728
>Clean skin with cold water
>Apply moisturizer
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>>6181749
what?????? the fuck are you talking to
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>>6181745
No. Cause puru wants Graces booty, gotta keep the possibilities open.
>>6181743
You still want dat booty right? Things change fast here.
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>>6181734
i think you need to get into a regular routine first. you can get more in-depth later unless you have literally nothing else to do to improve yourself, bc the difference from "looked after with a normal routine" skin to "looked after with advanced techniques" is a lot smaller than going from boy-skin to the first one.

there are many products you can buy that all do different things, but you can figure out what is missing after a few months of a boring standard skincare routine, so you don't waste your money. if you want something fancy to make you feel like you're doing something nice, buy some face masks to use once a week or fortnight, or something like this: ( https://us.memebox.com/milky-piggy-carbonated-bubble-clay-mask ) to use at weekends. just don't do anything dumb until you know what you need for your own skin.
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>>6181752
thats not how life works

no matter how much you want something, even if its something that kills you inside and makes life feel pointless without her, you can and will br deprived and alone
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>>6181763
still plenty of sorta international names you can pick from
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>>6181763
>Hello greg. Are you a chaser?
yeah i guess so
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>>6181763
And you can't pick a non-Finnish name because of the government?
Do they enforce that with children's births?
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>>6181734
it's a lot of trial too and seeing what works for your skin
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>>6181768
>Cause puru wants Graces booty
Everyone wants Grace's booty. It's a cute booty. And grace is probably the nicest out of all of us.

That said, Puru, If you've laid claim to her, I'll sit back and watch. I was going to maybe try to woo her in a few years, but you've got dibs.
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>>6181644

I took my two favourite trips and combined their names.

I am Ufufulanna.
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fuck dude I've changed so much already in 6 months, when facial fat redistribution hits for real I'm gonna be so pumped
>tfw you cross your arms and you can feel BOOBS

i t ' s
h a p p e n i n g
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>>6181742
Yeah they're great to play with ^^
I wish I had more exciting stories involving scrotums, but really I mostly just nuzzled balls a lot and tickled them. They're so soft ;~;

>>6181747
Depends how old. Like, I'm not opposed to someone that's older than me but I find it harder to find an emotional connection with older guys, too rough.
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>>6181761
you should tell your mom

as for stealthily being on hrt, hard to say I suppose. depends on what you look like now, and how hard puberty hit you.
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>>6181783
>>tfw you cross your arms and you can feel BOOBS
shit I wish I could cross your arms
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>>6181783
>i t ' s
>h a p p e n i n g
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>>6181761
I'm not even sure if they can put you on a full hrt routine if you're underage. Depends on the country though. At most they'd give you "puberty blockers" to prevent further masculinisation until you're 18.

So you could go stealth until you're at least 18 and start proper hrt if that's the scenario they put you in.
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>>6181769
noted, ty for advice. since someone mentioned moisturizer earlier and im retarded, how often do i use that btw?

if standard boring stuff will get me girlskin thats a ok with me
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>>6181778
Shes just as surprised as i am at how gracelust happened.
If puru can't has incestuous love with grace ill just say youre adopted Sirona.
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>>6181784
tickle my balls please
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>>6181793
XD

Not too shabby, 'cause in real life I actually am adopted!
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>>6181791
you use moisturiser at the end of every routine unless you're going out, in which case you use your moisturising sunscreen instead in the morning. so twice a day usually.
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>>6181743
Are they big on the cultural purity over there?
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>people recommending me arrested development for years
>finally decided to watch it
>2 episodes in and it's already shit
I don't know how people find cringe humor funny at all. Also Will Arnett sucks.

I did however enjoy the incest bait a lot
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>>6181761
Don't transition. It's too late hon
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>>6181796
GET AWAY FROM MY (FUTURE) WAIFU!
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>>6181790
Ill self med, in my cou try i need full social transition and name change before any meds. Welcome to poland. I just want my mom to know so she can help me with endocrinologists and blood work etc, and so she doesnt freak out. Im getting iut of here soon though, going to seattle cause us citizenship
>>6181787
It didnt hit me hard, no adams apple no browbone basicly, just those tiny hairs on top lip and slowly more hair on body. Thats why im tushing it now cause im scared for puberty to hit me like a trainwreck soon
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>>6181609
kraftwerk pioneered electronic music, it's definitely no stretch to call them electronic
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>>6181768
>You still want dat booty right?
W-well I want to get over my crush first and get to know her better but probably.

>>6181776
>>6181774
I honestly have no idea of the specifics of what constitutes as 'too foreign' for them. It seems really arbitrary and up to the government worker who makes the decision. And yes they enforce it with births. Then again my current name is rare here and foreign origin too so that gives me some hope, the letters and phonetics used might have to do with how foreign something is? Seems like there are a lot of girls called Lily being born recently so my current top pick appears to be free game but we'll see :P

>>6181802
No, I think this law is one of those remnants of the past, at least regarding foreign names.

>>6181775
Kek good luck then. You might be fishing on hostile waters
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>for zero compensation
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>>6181797
Well im turbohonMom at 31 so ill just take Puru as a daughter too.
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>>6181473
>>6181655
>>6181762
you! delete my old skype. brand spanking new

alessiafova

ANGIEEEEE!!!! I can't find your simpsons memes!!!!!

Also anyone who wants to, add me.

Just be warned I'm a quasi-hon brownskinned extrovert.

Also, I just made this post because I love u MTFG, but I got to run off to meet a potential client (NOOO! I'm not a slut!, like for making graphic design pics, so I can pay my rent + utilities in 18 days.) ah that's my gmail account as well, you can write to me there, I don't care anymore. chasers welcome (after screening process).

buh bye!
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>>6181811
Fuck off hon. Don't transition. I wish I was your endo so i could deny you hrt
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>>6181811
then yes, talk to your mom, get on puberty blockers. they're not going to out you in and of themselves, but they'll prevent things from getting worse
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>>6181811
we have some poland anons/trips so try to hang around and talk to them about it too
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>>6181807
Yeah, he's fucked.
I got onto an estrogen regime 1 month into my gestation and came out with a fully formed vagina. Still only pass on good days though.


I wish I had started earlier, then I might have had a chance to have ovaries instead of undeveloped testes.
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>>6181814
Kraftwerk is definitely electronic, but electro is a specific kind of electronic music. Some of kraftwerk's stuff is electro but some of their other stuff is techno or proto-techno. They definitely invented a lot of stuff.
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>>6181830
>
They wont give me any meds senpai, polish law requires legal name hange and social transition for TWO YEARS before ANY meds :(
Ill be self meding and yeah ill talk to her, but should i do it with a psych? Like ask him gor help? Idk whats better but id feel more comfortable like that.
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>>6181835
ohh yeah I agree, I read too fast and also didn't realize it was ancient post sry :s

and yeah they're sweet
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>>6181806
Is this a ruse or are you that much of a pleb
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>>6181842
>get the fuck outta poland
The only viable answer
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>>6181822
I see...


Anyone know how to work a Singer 9k?
It's in full working order. Surprising for an 80 year old machine... It sounds so coooool!!!
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>>6181848
Need to finish highschool here
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>>6181849
Uhhh. Sorry... Anyone want to see it right way up?
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>>6181842
Same here in the UK. I just don't get this law, how can they be oblivious to the fact that this just causes everyone to self-med?
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>>6181847
>you don't enjoy the same things I enjoy therefor you are a pleb
okay then
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>>6181833
Nice attempt at humour hon. You are not trans if you don't pass, and you are not trans if you didn't transition before puberty

The transgender movement belongs to young transitioners. Hons need not apply
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>>6181842
ohh I misunderstood. idk then, self medding might get pretty obvious at your age/starting point. but if you go to seattle it might not matter, but idk
and honestly that depends on you. do you think you'll be able to tell your mom without him? there's nothing wrong with relying on your therapist for it, so if it makes it easier to have him there then do it with him there. he'll be happy to help
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>>6181849
I actually do, id have to have hands on it though to explain anything past the basics
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>>6181857
>You are not trans if you don't pass
So what if you're 10,000 years on hrt and don't pass? A crossdresser?
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>>6181806
It's not only cringe humor though... I don't like cringe humor and some parts are too cringy but it's a pretty small part of the show compared to people just being assholes and getting into shitty awkward situations that aren't cringe, shit is hilarious you should try a few more episodes before you just give up on it
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>>6181860
Well, Let's start with the basics then...
If you have time that is!
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>be me
>traveling alone
>strange and sketchy men keep talking to me and I want then to leave me alone this is new and I don't like this and don't know how to make men go away
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>>6181862

A necrotranser.
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>>6181864
Add me on skype, kelly_vee
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>tfw spent 5 hours on /mtfg/ today
Why am I doing this?
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>>6181869
>kelly_vee
Whice one?
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>>6181857
Nice b8 m8
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>>6181865
It gets worse
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>>6181865
Drop into dudevoice, shit is hilarious.

Sigh, not really. Youre at the mercy of sexual object like every other girl.
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>>6181856
Sorry sweetie, this is the internet. That's exactly how this works.
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>>6181873
>>6181869

Actually, Just add me, I go by Cpl_Punishm3nt
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>>6181872
casual
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>>6181862
A crossdressing man on hormones. Stay mad
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>zimmermans gun taken off gunbroker
Sad day, i was hoping some pol user would get the legendary weapon.

Or a butthurt BLM supporter would buy it to destroy it and make zimmerman thousands
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If I made some vnecks with 80'esque rainbow font that say
TURBOHON 9000
would people buy it?
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>>6181872
>tfw banned from the kageshi cuz cuck mods

feels bored man
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>>6181865
>vacation with sister and friends
>waiting in a line for something
>group of really drunk guys behind us
>starts trying to flirt or something, being really creepy and gross
>one guy gets close enough to smell the alcohol on his breath
>desperately want to tell him I'm a guy in boy voice to get him to leave us alone but afraid of getting murdered
I do not like strange men
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>>6181644
I chose one that suited my personality.

>>6181647
You're not wrong <3
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>>6181889
Yes
>>6181883
Okay, can also be done with 1337kellyvee@gmail
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>>6181897
Want me to email you?
I'll have to set up an alt... I'll get it done in a tic!
>>
391st for wanting to die
>>
My brother just took his first T shot today.
So my sister is now my brother.
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>>6181906
cool, he single?
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>>6181896
So I got some kid I used to play vidya with to start watching eva, he's really into it. Spreading the good news, one person at a time.
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>>6181910
Yeah
Also gave him his first masculine haircut :3
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>>6181916
is he into dickgirls? tell him hmu
>>
So I did some info gathering today to try and get a script. I decided I'm just gonna self med. Getting a script costs triple what I'm paying now(400$ a visit before labs vs the 200$ I pay now) for my pills and it would take up 7 hours every time I had to go to the clinic and back.

I said it before I'll say it again fuck the south .
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>>6181923
Well can you blame them? You are an affront to their religion. Just be grateful towards them that they haven't killed you yet.

So ungrateful
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>>6181923
but you only have to go once every 6 months, longer if needed

How much would just the prescription be?
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>>6181911
Lol that's awesome!
I may have to start pushing it on my friends tonight.
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>>6181586
>vagina
tranny tricks!
>their Facebook that proves they had a girl childhood
tranny hacker tricks!

>>6181603
omg that feel like every time I wake up

>>6181857
>passing hons
now-a that's a spicy memeball!

>>6181865
that's why my partner doesn't rlly let me out alone and got a big dog to protect me when she has to leave me alone
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>>6181926
to refill I mean, for me
>>
>going to university in 2017
>aside from the occasional short business conversation I have not spoken to anyone since 2011
>being the only loner on a campus full of people in groups of friends is going to be torture

How do I survive? I'm generally used to not having friends, it's seeing others with friends that kills. I fear that I'm gonna get depressed and drop out.
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>>6181929
>tfw not a leet enough tranny haxx0r to hax a childhood
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>>6181932
ack, for me it is a decent bit less but it probably varies a lot. I think there's ways to get quotes
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>>6181923
Why not move to the north?
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>>6181923
>fuck the south
yep
kill me
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>>6181889
if I had the money yeah
I'll wear it when my trans symbol shirt is in the laundry
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>>6181926
they don't do that abs is need AT LEAST two visit before the dr would give me a script
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Dubs say I get a drink and see if someone's brave enough to gender my fagginess.
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>>6181936
>that post with steins;gate image
Dem feels tho
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everyone post butt and bobs
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>>6181935
Do you have online friends? That's how I coped with my new high school I got transferred to, chatting with online friends on mobile the whole time.
>>
Is it necessary to eat before taking cypro? Will it improve the effectiveness at all? Or will it be no difference between me taking it with just water?
>>
>>6181936
if you have a sister that looks remotely similar to you you can kill her and steal her facebook and just delete all the new stuff and put your posts in
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>>6181951
you should only need to take cypro once a day, no harm in timing it with a meal
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>>6181940
money school gotta buy another car

>>6181942
I hate this place my dude shit makes quitting transition ans just repressing alot more appealing
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>>6181950
Nope.
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>>6181936
>2092
>we finally learn how to hack the matrix
>the first thing all the trans girls do is give themselves the childhood they deserved
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>>6181949
In public, not today.
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>>6181947
Ruka killed me tho

>>6181953
I look like an uglier, taller, wider, blonder version of my sister. Also why would I kill my sister ;_;
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>>6181962
>uglier
>taller
>blonder
Same!
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>>6181956
Hm. When none of my friends were online I just slouched into some corner and tried to space out the best I could to make the time pass faster. Sorry I'm not much help with this :/

>>6181949
>tfw no boobs
Heh. Butt is private property for now.
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>>6181962
why would you not

do u have a family that actually genuinely loves each other like a NORMIE
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>>6181962
>I look like an uglier, taller, wider, blonder version of my sister
sounds about right, except I have darker hair than mine :\
>>
when I look at the colour yellow
I feel like a frowgon
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>>6181949
>my bobs
eh if you seen on set of tiny lazy-eyed cone tits you've seen em all
>>
>>6181878
>>6181879
N-no ;~;
>>6181895
Yea I need to figure out how real girls deal with this
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>>6181935
I know the feeling. I'm literally always alone, and next year I'm just going to accept my loneliness when I go to uni.
>>6181950
This
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>>6181959
>>6181973
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU POST BUTT (and bobs)
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>>6181962

Before she kills you.

t. Crusader Kings II player
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>>6181984
Birdy?
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>>6181878
not if you barely pass and no one finds you attractive
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>>6181962
>uglier, taller, wider
>why would I kill my sister
you know why.
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>>6181962
>tfw no sister
But I have a little bro who is taller and less broad than me

I wish I had a sister
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>>6181989
no im not that piece of shit >:(
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>>6181972
Does your sister make you jealous too? ;_;

>>6181958
This is the future I would choose.

>>6181977
Eyy

>>6181976
Yeah, I don't talk with or see my sister a lot but I love my sister a lot.

>>6181987
Every daughter for herself?

>>6181996
Killing her wouldn't exactly do anything to fix the things I don't like about myself.
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>>6181996

stupid anime shoulda worn a flak jacekt
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>>6182002
>Every daughter for herself?

If you can't marry her off to some French guy, then it's the way it has to be, I'm afraid.
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>Trying to show Sirona how to sew
Good feel
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>tfw lured into going to the gym with 2 high school friends who I recently found out were also trans in an hour

shit how do I get out of this I don't want to go out in public
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>tfw 6 sisters
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>>6182001
Ok, good. Lol.

>>6182002
Super jealous ;_;
We're not really on speaking terms, since she doesn't approve of psys.
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tfw you'll never have top-tier genetics like this
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>>6181962
My sister has huge boobs, wide hips, a big butt and a slim stomach, not to mention perfect hair and a perfect face. She's even done modelling.

It kills me to know I could have looked like that. Fuck now I'm depressed again
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>>6182000
You don't want a sister. She'll remind you of what you could - but never will - have.
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>>6182002
thats gay

personally i prefer being on edge whenever im around mine because shes emotionally and physically abused me my entire life, and having to pretend I love her because shes better now but wont acknowledge how much she damaged me as a person

>>6182012
im so sorry
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>>6181989
>>6182001
>>6182013
birdy did nothing wrong, stop talking about him
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>>6182014
>tfw u wanna die
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>>6182002
>Does your sister make you jealous too? ;_;
mine does ;-;
we could be like those twins where everyone thought they were identical when they were young but after getting older it became clear that they were actually fraternal and that one of them got really unlucky with choice of sperm cell
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>>6182020
>did nothing wrong
the more you claim you did nothing wrong, birdy, the more people will talk about you for lying
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>>6182017
Wouldn't be bad to have a sibling to be the breeder, less pressure from family.

>>6182014
kill me
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>>6182017
H-hi
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>>6182010
Well, it didn't work out just yet, but I'll get there!

I'm going to go pull story time from the archives so that I never have to retype any of it!
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>>6182000
Having loving siblings is honestly what counts the most though. Are you close with your brother?

>>6182005
She's marrying a Dutch dude, is that close enough? ;_;

>>6182013
Mine doesn't either ;_;

>>6182023
Awe :(
Do you still resemble her even if you're fraternal?

>>6182018
That's fair. There's not exactly a reason to force forgiveness when one party isn't able to recognise they're in the wrong.
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>>6182014
there's more to passing than face
but she does have a very pretty one
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>>6182020
You could let the meme die, or you could actually keep defending him and make it even funnier. Your choice (God dammit, I sound like my dad).

>>6182034
;_; I told you about the alcohol vs lsd incident, right?
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>>6182039
Yes, you did, and believe it or not I actually had similar arguments with my sister pretransition. We're on far better terms now and that's why I think you'll get there, my sister is stubborn too though.
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>>6182034
oh we're not actually twins, I was making a metaphor. she's a couple years older than me. but I do resemble her, people sometimes ask if we're twins. I'm just much more uggo
luckily we get along very very well, and she's okay with the trans thing. and I guess that's the most important thing
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i think im going to start lifting
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/lgbt/ makes me resent trans women.
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>>6182045
Probably a similar situation. I'll just give it some time then, I'm hoping well be able to resolve it.
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>>6182034
Not really
Him and me are so different and we don't even look alike
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I wanna meet some FtM femboys
I've seen some online but I wanna kiss one irl
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>>6182035
>things hons say
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>>6182047
I was wondering what would break first. Your repression. Or your body!
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>>6182057
>tfw have sub ftm bf
literally perfect
he sucks my girlcock with his boypussy
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>>6182058
She could have that face and linebacker shoulders/no boobs/man hips. You've never seen a post ffs late transitioner before?
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>>6182034
>She's marrying a Dutch dude, is that close enough? ;_;

Probably. You might get called into a lot of conflicts with the Holy Roman Empire if he's independent though.

Why does that make you ";_;" tho?
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>>6182068
FFS should be illegal or at least have a super expensive premium that insurance doesent cover that only the super rich can afford
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>>6182068
She also has that. She started late at 30
Her name is Kayla ward
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>>6182034
>She's marrying a Dutch dude, is that close enough? ;_;

if you're that jealous, just break them up and tell her you want to marry her instead
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>>6182078
Why, though?
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>>6182056
Wow, your brother looks like such a metalhead but I'm guessing he's a juggalo?

>>6182046
Yeah that really is the main thing. I do occasionally actually get asked if I'm my sister's sister just because I look close enough as well I guess. Having a supportive sister is honestly the best tho.

>>6182054
Time, patience, a bit of hindsight, it will probably happen.
>>6182073
Nervousness, I don't want to get struck down by sister or her tall Dutch fiancée

>>6182084
W-what?
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>>6182068
Tfw no matter how good ur face looks ur body will always be trash
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>>6182088
So hons can't get it. It rewards those with good genetics.
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>>6182066
that sounds god-tier
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>>6182095
Reminder that the only worthwhile pairings are mayuri x okabe and kurisu x ruka
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>>6182097
tfw your face doesnt even look that good
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>>6182114
Iktf but at least it could possibly improve with surgery, unlike my body.
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>>6182111
But mayuri is like a little sister to okabe :(
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>>6182095
Yeah, he's into that awful icp shit

>>6182100
Nice b8
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>>6182095
yea its really nice. she lives far away but we still keep in touch and I visit often

it reminds me tho, once I got asked if I was my best friend's sister and we look literally nothing alike. plus I was boymode at the time. but I guess that was in disney world so maybe they were just supposed to ask everyone that.

I can't tell from your posts, do you and your sister get along these days?
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>>6182095
look Elanna, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you only have one sister, tell her you love her and then marry her
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>>6182121
Shes more than that, and shes the ONLY one who deserves him because she is best girl
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>>6182122
Sorry hon. But it's the truth.

Don't blame others if you didn't have the intelligence to transition pre puberty
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My college feels like a prison. I can't get hard after SSRIs. I don't have any friends. I feel really boring and empty. I keep trying to kill myself and it always fucks everything up. I don't know what I have to offer.
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>>6182101
it is
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>>6182133
Your b8 is stale.
I've seen pre-puberty transitioners get just as fucked
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I think im not gonna trip anymore, Im tired of being confronted for sadposting and stuff

Im not going to say who i am but im sure someone will figure it out after a couple weeks of me not posting
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>>6182135
I was gonna say you should force-fem him but on second thoughts that might not be a good idea if he's FtM kek

forced feminisation best kink
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>>6181973
It's ok
>>6181982
You seem to be popular on here unlike me, how comes you haven't made friends IRL?
>>6181989
WHO IS THIS BIRDMAN?
>>6182012
>tfw always wanted a sister so I could see what the female version of me would look like.
>>6182014
Just fuck my shit up
>>6182088
It's hon satire
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>>6182124
That's a head trip and a half, how did you respond?

And yeah, I don't talk to her super often and she's been living in the states for the past 2 years but we get along these days. I actually just texted her to wish her luck after this sister talk got me thinking about her, she graduates today.

>>6182129
I really really think kurisu x okabe is best ship though. Imagine the sweet science love they would make.

>>6182128
Gayyyy
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If I gained a bunch of weight and then got liposuction on my tum and stuff and had a maintenance diet would I keep the cuter chub face indefinitely?
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>>6182144
>inb4 people guess robin
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>>6182143
Nice myth hon
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>>6182149
i put him on a leash and make him hump my leg for treats
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>>6182134
Why is university so awful? I'm dreading it. All my experiences of education so far have been half ignore you, the other half are outright assholes. And the work is hard too.
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>>6182144

Anon is best. Trips are barely human t b h w u
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>>6182160
Look at kim Petras. Sure her face is good but she has that inverted triangle body.

Now fuck off hon
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>>6182155
Just stay thin and get fillers
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>>6182162
WEW LASS
that's fucking hot, congrats
I need to do more petplay with my catboy friend, taking him and his main bf out for dinner next week hopefully
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>>6182167
>hating on based kim
Typical hon
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>>6182168
uhh cheek fillers? I've only heard of lips
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>>6182163
If high school is hard for you you're probably done academically.

I go to a small school in a small town. I sit in my room all the time. I'm just getting older here.
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>>6182172
Have fun at goofy goobers
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>>6182174
Yea they do cheeks too
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>>6182173
Not hating on her at all.
She has broad shoulders whether you like it or not
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>>6182167
>Kim Petras
>Same age as me
>Transitioned at 12
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>>6182181
>>6182174
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>>6182176
>If high school is hard for you you're probably done academically.
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>>6182153
lol we just laughed it off and said we were friends. I use boymode kinda loosely since I apparently don't have one but since it was before I came out to my sister I was just not actively trying to present as a girl
it was when we saw anna and elsa tho and frozen had that sisters thing to it so I'm sure it was just part of the performance

and oh that so great! good for her, you're not going to her graduation ceremony?
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>>6182197
She looked better before
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>>6182201
Smh
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>>6182207
but she did imo
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>>6182201
>>6182208
yeah i agree
the fillers accentuated her laugh lines
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>>6182200
Maybe maybe not, although passing pre coming out isn't unheard of, if rare. I take it your sister was the first person you came out to?
I'm planning on streaming her ceremony, none of my family is going because it's way the hell and gone in the US ;_; My parents went to go see her thesis related stuff like a month ago but I couldn't because school.
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>>6182213
even the overall appearance looks bad imo. left looks like a young 20 something professional, right looks like a 30+ year old mexican house cleaner
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>>6182068
>>6182080
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why is there no new thread?
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If I take estrogen but am unsure if it's right for mean when do you think I would know?
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>>6182184
>>6182188
Hon smash!
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I'm back!

I also compiled all my story times. So next time some utter b*stard asks me, I'll paste from that. Or, maybe start a google docs? We'll see.

>>6182224
Image limit's 150
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>>6182224
got ton to go before image limit
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>>6182208
>>6182213
Yall are crazy.
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>>6182220
I saw Snooki but uh yeah I guess that too
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>>6182230
>loser
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>>6182217
oh no no sry I keep leaving important details out. this was very recent, after being on hrt a year and a half. my friend knew I was trans, sister didn't yet but wasn't with us at that exact moment. I told my sister at the end of that trip.

and yea I guess that kinda sucks, being in another country :\ what kind of degree, bachelors or is it higher?
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>>6182226
Kill yourself or get some new bait
>pretending to be a tryhard earlier transitioner on the internet to make ur self feel better about being a non passing neet
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>>6182227
Maybe I should write a biography too?

Shakira: Girl of The Century by Shakira.

Would /mtfg/ read it?
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>>6182243
Well, the reason I've had to compile it is because NO ONE READS STORY TIME!

And then I get asked a few hours later what the fuck I'm talking about.

It took me the guts of a hour to trawl the archives.
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>>6182240
Try not to get too mad, hon ;)
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Just fucking aced that exam and got myself pizza hut stuffed crust. I like when things go well for me.
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>>6182254
Woot woot!
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>>6182253
Oh honey
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>>6182258
>Oh honey

THE DREADED WORDS, THE END TIMES HAVE ARRIVED!
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>>6182134
Why would anybody give a shit. Go to /r9k/.
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>>6182239
It's my bad I keep filling in details, sorry ;_; that makes more sense though

She's getting her master's in fine arts. I always tease her about spending a fortune on it but she seems to have networked herself quite well, so probably was useful in the end. She's pretty much a stereotype of an absent minded artist, we're almost polar opposites.
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I think im just going to kill myself. I cant take my parents religious extremism and im too much of a lazy NEET to afford transition. Oh well one less degenerate.
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>>6182256
yeah
too bad they were out of marinara sauce, I am dipping each slice in a pile of mc donalds ketchup
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>>6182254
Why are you allowed your own anime character
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>10pm
>engaged, and awake.
>get the urge to do work for the first time in 2 years

What the fuck? Holy shit, these anti-depressants have a kick to them!

AAAAAGH! I'm losing my identity to the pills! Again!

(I'm actually rather chuffed about this.)
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>>6182275
lol
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>>6182253
>Zip card
MODS

Ok so you're the real deal, how did you persuade your doctor to give you hormones that early?
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>>6182277
Pizza... marinara...


The calorie count is immense, but I want it.
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>>6182282
Its absurd. They think being transgender is demonic and it sucks.
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>>6182134
lol kys
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>>6182278
eww

>>6182289
i always dip pizza i extra tomato sauce
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>>6182286
What's a zip card?
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>>6182012
I wish I had an older sister. I have a lot of girl cousins I was close to growing up, but we moved to a different country so I missed out on that.
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>>6182292
I only have the one horn and it's not on my head.
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>>6182292
>Being transgender is demonic
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>>6182271
oh it's okay lol. I'm bad at conversations. always let my thoughts get ahead of what I'm saying/typing and then I leave stuff out

that's really cool for your sister though! it's good that made the most of the experience. I would never have been able to go into something like that, as much as I love music and theatre. I'm about as far from a true artist as can be too. and I'm terrible at networking.
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>>6182301
It's a free train and bus season ticket issued to 11-15 year olds in London.
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>>6182305
Basically their belief is that demons enter into you from inherited stuff and sins you committed (in my case that would be dressing as a girl) and now they have control over you and influence you to think a certain way (wanting to be a girl and take estrogen)
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>>6182297
All aboard Robins rape bus
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>>6182316
I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE
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http://www.thewrap.com/caitlyn-jenner-experienced-sex-change-regret-might-de-transition-biographer-says/
BAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6182286
Self meddled so they were forced to give me a script since I'm so young. Ahh stay mad hon
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>>6182308
Home of the brave
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>>6182326
Please make it stop. Please just make the awful publicity stop.
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>>6182329
Or you have stolen your little brother's zip card...
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Well, to distract the thread from the horror that is unfolding, who wants to see me in a suit?
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>>6182326
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>>6182334
I don't have any siblings . Say whatever you want if it eases the pain hon
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>>6182333
It is hilarious though
>>6182337
Women in suits are p nice
>>6182338
I love it so much
its so fucking hilarious
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Leopard print, yay or nay
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>>6182343
>It is hilarious though
Maybe if we had something other than crazy hons to handle our PR I could laugh it off but sadly this shit affects how a lot of people view us.
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>>6182343
"Women" don't look as good in a suit as I do.

I'll miss looking that classy.

>>6182346
Yay.
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>>6182311
Yeah I'm really happy for her as well, I hope that it paid off. You're into the performing arts though? Have you taken schooling for it or are you doing the 9-5 thing right now?
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>tfw package got here
>tfw new SU in 2 hours
Aww yee
>>6182346
Yea
>>
well that was nice
my partner's parents stopped by to visit a little since they were passing by

for those with significant others; how do you get along with your partner's family?
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>>6182308

*casts fireballs*
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>>6182346
Meh. Maybe it suits you though
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>>6182350
>"Women" don't look as good in a suit as I do.

You're being facetious, right?
>>
>>6182333
>>6182338
How old were you when you realized that Caitlyn Jenner is the only thing holding up the trans movement?

She's managed to push herself so far into the public psyche that if she detransitions no-one will ever take transgenderism seriously again.
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>>6182363
I am.
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>Hey girls, I just started hrt yesterday!
>A boy asked me out today! :3
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>>6182350
Very sharp
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>>6182346
no, never wear animal prints, its as hon as floral
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>>6182315
>sins you committed (in my case that would be dressing as a girl)
isn't that basically the same level of sin as wearing blended fabrics? maybe you're a tranny as punishment for your parents having a closet full of sin
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>>6182370
fukken. sweet-ass
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>>6182371
I will be keeping the cane. Women can look really good with a nice cane.
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>>6182364
>if she detransitions no-one will ever take transgenderism seriously again
besides all the doctors and people who know what they're talking about
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>>6182370
die
>>
y'all are good girls/boys
I love you :3
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>>6182349
just stop giving a shit and be you is all i can say to that
i find the whole person fucking hilarious
>>6182350
idunno
>>6182370
con
grats
>>
>>6182350
very nice, I think

>>6182372
>giving in to peer pressure
I love floral
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>>6182379
How about you die. Jealous hon
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>>6182383
mtfg made me toss all my floral stuff and honestly im better off for it
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>had a dream involving trips from here

I think I have a problem.
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>>6182370
>hey I'm pre everything, do I pass?
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>>6182380
Heya Red!

>>6182381
>just stop giving a shit and be you is all i can say to that
I don't even live on the same continent and it still affects the people here and thus influences politics. Shits pretty not great in that regard but to me personally it makes no difference.

>>6182394
>a problem
Solution: more /mtfg/
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>>6182333
>Please just make the awful publicity stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqist33vbkA

have fun
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>>6182377
Canes are fedora
>>6182372
Yeah but that's outerwear, for underwear leopard print is not unusual
>>6182378
They won't be on the street to stop you from being beaten up by an angry mob sick of Caitlyn's shit.
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>>6182394
Hiya! Was I involved?

(I hope not...)
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>>6182351
I used to play a lot of music and was in a pit orchestra for a theater but haven't ever studied it and unfortunately haven't been performing since I graduated college :\ I'm that electrical engineer anon with the chem analysis job. I need to find a band or theatre near my new place to join desu.
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>>6182394
Good evening,

How was your day?

And what was the dream about?
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>>6182402
Canes are the height of class! You can use them to support yourself, flaunt your wealth, and if they're silver topped (like that one is) beat the living hell out of werewolves!
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>>6182393
I want to wear a dress :(
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>>6182393
It wasn't really the pattern it was more the "mom" cut and frills. But glad you listen to us.
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>>6182391
how about you post a timestamp or kill yourself faggot
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>>6182411
Class is fedora.
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>>6182401
Oooookay time to go back to just being overwhelmed by personal problems
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>>6182404

Fortunately(?) no.

>>6182409

Heya. It's OK so far. Slept more than I meant to already...

I was being driven to Taco Bell by Edie, Gem was in the back seat and there was a third person who I think was another trip but I can't recall who. Edie drove past TB and almost killed us multiple times, then drove off the edge of a cliff road, prompting a reload of the save. That's all I remember.

>>6182399

idk about that
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>>6182419
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>>6182391
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>>6182429
>Slept more than I meant to already...

To me, that's a good thing. Sleepers aren't sinners, or something like that.

Your dream seems like a wild ride. Do you often dream in video game sequences?
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>>6182370
was he at least cute or naw?
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>>6181325
Nice underbust measurements hon!
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Okay, couple of questions for a first timer

1. Is alldaychemist good?
2. How long does it take for U.S. people to receive it usually?
3. How likely is it to get seized by customs?
4. Is one of each of these a day alright for a first timer?
5. How badly will I get fucked up if I take more than 1 a day?
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>>6180372

Loose the weight first, a juice (or juice + no grains if you cant stand just drinking food) diet will get you there. Don't do this if you are super fat though, you want to look better naked than single mums with a post-pregnancy apron :( A good tip is to loose weight slowly (like a pound a week), do lots of yoga and use lots of vit-e cream.

Once you have hit your target weight THEN you start to work on the uptake goals. Besides the body cant loose weight and gain weight at the same time. If you work to 6-12 week cycles (i like 8, but you need to find what is right for you) switching between weight loss and gain you will work with the body's natural metabolic rhythm. If you take some mirifca and palmetto during your uptake phase you will love how feme it will make you.

But I guess it depends how dedicated you are, if this is a weekend thing, just loose weight and buy a wig ;)

>Pic semi related, has some good advice but there are better ways to achieve the same results.
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