Tranny here trying to pick the right sex toy for me. So far I know I will be getting two dils, one small and one large and I have a few questions:
1) What material should it be from? I don't want my bp to be exposed to phthalates and xenoestrogens.
2) How to clean it after use? Sure, I eat lots of fiber and my fingers never smell or stain even after an hour of playing with myself but there are surely bad microbes present to be concerned about. Are you supposed to buy an alcohol-based solution in those small overpriced bottles they have in sex shops or is there a cheaper alternative that is equally effective?
3) Does the shape matter? Are curved ones better? Veiny or with smooth surface? What do you think?
>>5332489
Most all toys are free of phthalates and xenoestrogens, if you are concerned about them still you can get silicon or glass toys. Silicone is usually advertised as it's considered a big selling point. If you are using silicone toys you only want to use water based lubricants, silicon and oil lube will wear away the toy and cause leeching.
With glass you get best hypoallergenicly and lasting power, all glass toys are heat tempered and won't shatter or chip inside a person.
Use product specifically designed for toys (unless glass) as the lye in the soap with eat away at the finish.
The shape is largely personal preference, if it looks fun try it out!
>2015
>Calling yourself a tranny.
>>5336534
diff anon, I personally want to take tranny back.
Anyone else feel lucky to be gay? I feel like if I was straight, I'd end up on /r9k/. Sure, the dating pool is a lot smaller, but imo guys are easier to get along with and you don't have to go out of your way to play the bullshit dating game that heteros for some reason still put themselves through.
>>5330618
I truly believe this is why the Abrahamic religions discouraged homosex. It's easier than marrying to make babies to further ethnic bloodline/religion. Straights are sexual pawns.
I'm p happy to be a lesbian cause I avoided teen pregnancy and also /r9k/ dudes.
>>5330657
Some girls produce sperm you bigot
My boyfriend won't talk to me because I came inside him last night
I took off the condom and came inside because I know I'm clean but he's really paranoid and now he's ignoring me
We live together so it's getting on my nerves to get the silent treatment
I have anger problems so I'm close to beating him again but I'm trying to hold back because es still bruised from our last argument
What do I do? I really love him but he's such a faghot sometimes
why you gotta get violent dude
that's not cool
Maybe you shouldn't take the condom off and cum inside him without permission next time?
Perhaps you should apologise? Rather than threatening him with physical violence "like last time".
You're a piece of shit OP, sounds like you're the problem imo.
>>5328484
Violent piece of shit. Fuck off.
I don't know what to do /lgbt/.
> Have a gay twink/fem friend.
> He's clearly into me, but also too tactful to make a move outright because he knows I'm straight.
> My birthday was two days ago.
> He brought me over a box, told me to be careful with it, delicate contents.
> Open it after we're done hanging out and he's gone home.
> It's a bouquet of flowers.
> Made of sugar.
> He literally cooked sugar to near hard crack, pulled it like taffy, and made a shitload of flowers out of it.
> They look like glass and neon chrome.
> To pretty to eat.
> Had a card with it.
> Card reads: " I just want you to know how much I appreciate you. I know you'll never feel as strongly for me as I do for you, but I still wanted to do something that shows how much you mean to me. Happy birthday. "
> I literally cannot bring myself to eat them.
> They are just too pretty.
> And for some reason looking at them makes me feel guilty.
At this point I feel like I'm an asshole if I tell him he's making things inappropriate or weird. I also feel like an asshole if I eat them or pretend like nothing is different. No matter how I respond, or act around him, I feel like I'm in the wrong.
What should I do?
Captcha: Select all with flowers, wtf?
>>5322344
>I hope this is another fake gay romance epic.
Why do you feel guilty? Did you ask him to blow you? If you're straight and didn't take advantage then you have no need for guilt. You can just say you appreciate the effort and value his friendship. Carry on. If the dude is being pushy that's on him.
>>5322412
I feel guilty for a few reasons. Relating to the gift itself, I feel guilty if I eat something this artistic, even if it is food. I also feel guilty if I don't eat it.
I've never asked him for anything sexual, and never would. But in this area I feel guilty because it's the first time someone has had these sorts of feelings for me and I couldn't reciprocate them. With all of my girlfriends in the past, I was the one who initiated the relationship. So in my life I've never had to turn a person down before. Knowing he has feelings intense enough that he'd go through this kind of effort for me makes me feel like a dick for shitting on those feelings by denying them. In any scenario where a dude does this as his confession, it feels wrong for it to end in anything but success.
I've just never been in this position before.
>>5322477
>I feel guilty because it's the first time someone has had these sorts of feelings for me and I couldn't reciprocate them
that's normal I guess. Had the same thing when a girl said that she likes me etc.
But by logic you have no real reason to feel guilty. He obviously likes you as you stated and his present to you confirmed that. Since you aren't into him you have even more reason to not feel guilty over it.
out of curiousity: are you gay / bi or straight dude lurking /lgbt/ and laughing at trannies?
Anyone ever got caughted doing fag things you didn't wanted people to see you doing?
>16
>Going to be alone for the next hours
>Oh fuck yeah.jpeg
>Get some energetics, food, sound system and some girly clothing from my sister
>Shave everything
>Sit on my bed and start playing with my dildo
>feelssofuckinggood
>Music is extremely loud while i ride that wild dildo
>Suddenly sound
>My door opens
>heart stops for some seconds
>Mother is looking at me shocked
>I say "...Thanks god you're not my father"
>She starts freaking out asking "are you gay" "are you a faggot" "what the fuck is this"
>"Calm the fuck down mom i can explain. I like girls! But i like to masturbate... like this"
>In fact i'm bissexual but it's too soon
>She tells we need to talk and leave.
Eww, she's been pretty... ok with that. she said "I'll not kick you out of this house because you'll need to leave when you join an Uni anyway. You have till 22.
>Tfw 19 and still no Uni.
>pic unrelated
>tfw 22 and have my own home
>can play with dildo all I want
>>5305818
How did you get a dildo AND hide it from your family at 16? I'd love to know, for science.
Yea good question, I always had to use cucumbers. Until I was seventeen I found a guy who liked me an he got me a vibrator
Sorry!People are not as cut and dry as society wants them to be. We learned this from the 1950s when gay people were still being beat up and stoned for their "choice" of loving men instead of women.
Society has always developed moulds to stick people in out of convience or just plain prejudice .
This didn't mean variations didn't exist, it just meant they were closeted. When people make this "special snowflake" accusation, it just sounds like they are trying to shove people back into moulds out of fear.
A lot of LGBT hates on special snowflake orentions because they think they undermines the integrity of the movement. But if the movement falls apart that easily, then it deserves to be broken down, and reconstructed in a way that takes a more inclusive view on human sexuality and reality.
Understanding diversity isn't a bad thing, and shouldn't be seen as a threat. Really, it's a blessing because we are able to look at the world in a more sophisticated way.
Wouldn't you rather see the world as it IS, rather than some fake oversimplified version?
do you want people running around thinking that they're dogs or flowers or some other random shit and not getting help?
Nobody is "scared" of special snowflakes, they're just boring and insipid people, and sane people don't have time to listen to their bullshit.
I'm not gonna enable people who sexually identify as casserole dishes who change their gender or lack thereof more frequently than their underwear
the poll is only about sexual orientation, not romantic.
to me, both, men and women can produced me serious lewd disease. :*3
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arabic shark week here: >>5337974
>tfw no anyone
:c
http://strawpoll.me/6175552/r
gay death edition
Lucio Fulci 1st for
2nd for Italy
>>5339195
hungarian anon r u here ;_:
So, am I the only one who has noticed the trend of topics, wherein OP is either a straight guy, or a femboy, and they want help or advice because one of them has feelings for the other?
In these threads, three things are always constant:
1. There is a femboy.
2. The other dude is a typical straight guy.
3. The femboy has a hobby of making candy.
I don't get it. What is it about making candy at home that is apparently an attractive trait? I always see these threads get shitloads of replies, and it doesn't make sense.
Is it the homemaking aspect? Is it because candy is sweet and mirrors the femboy's sexuality? Is it because people wish they could seduce straight men with sugar? Because the only time I've seen candy associated with sexuality so hard has been for teen women.
Seriously /lgbt/, what is your obsession with femboys and candy?
i hate candy so idk senpai
>>5338070
this tb(h)
I only eat fruit and salad.
I hate candy but now that you mention it, it does seem cute. Thanks OP I am now picking up candymaking.
I can't wait to seduce straight men with my homemade candy.
I believe gender doesn't matter.
I believe you don't need to be referred to as your pronoun of choice to be happy.
I didn't believe life was worth living when I was presenting as a male and now everyone around me says they're genuinely shocked at how much my mood has turned around after transitioning and I have a boyfriend who loves me and makes me feel like a woman
>>5338019
You don't need it.
ITT: TERFs ignore body dysphoria in an attempt to mandate transpeople out of existence
Syria edition
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old terrorist sympathiser >>5336132
first for first?
I'n not trans but damn, these editions are really fucked up.
3rd for nuking whales
CIS Masculine Gay men only.
You can be a twink, bear, jock, whatever just be masculine.
No femmes.
If you have ever taken hormones, fuck off.
No trips or namefags.
Jerking it to WWE as a kid
>like 40 posts early
Welcome everyone who enjoyed old gaygen.
hey
finally a thread for me
Are you guys into bondage?
I wish my bf was into it but he's such a pansy.
no, it actually makes me laugh.
Just into bond not so much into age
>>5337681
Easy there Annie Oakley. Why don't you go write some Mormon Twilight fanfic before overdosing on some coffee?
http://fiftyshadesofgrey.wikia.com/wiki/Anastasia_Steele
Every day I am waking up in a cold empty bed and I am starting to lose my mind over how man-empty my life is. I decided not to shed one single tear anymore and instead go out and find a man to spend the night with just like how those old people do it in the 80s movies.
As mtf who only passes as a femme twink I am positive no straight guy would ever want me so I decided I am going to check out gay venues, like this one breeder-friendly LGBT cafe and one male-oriented gay club called "Heaven" and maybe find a gay guy with no standards willing to fuck a flabby skinnyfat freak there.
I haven't went out in a long long time so the question is what to wear? Should I wear something decent or something intended to impress? Also, should I tell the guy what I am before he sees my oversized puffy nipples and starts puking his brains out?
>casual sex with gay men
enjoy your HIV senpai
>>5337376
How the fuck can anyone fail at getting a boyfriend?
I've recently come out to an old close friend of mine that I was transgender. He didn't speak to me for about a month, and the only way we kept in touch was through skype and steam. I remember he used to be really against things like this, when we were younger. After I told him, I expected more of an out-lash, but all he said was "Oh, okay". After that he wouldn't return any of my messages, or accept any of my skype calls. He simply wouldn't talk to me by any means. An hour ago (Of me making this post), he sends me some random imgur link, with this image. (Name is blacked out the name because it's my irl name) I asked him about it, and he said that I'm his favourite trap card and that I would always be in his deck. I thought that was cute and I'm actually getting kinda teary eyed over it. What are some of your coming out stories /lgbt/?
>>5335647
Came out to my closest friends of like 6 years.
These are friends that over those 6 years I talked to 10 hours a day, literally. Thought we were all rock solid.
Immediately rejected, "yeah don't ever talk to me again faggot". Around that same time because of things lost all my friends. Tried to OD, oops woke up. Adopted a new personality and grew a beard and threw away my clothes and gained muscle. Didn't have friends for a year.
Then I got friends I felt I could be comfortable with and snapped outvof what I wad doing and became super depressed. Had someone (sorta) to talk to this time but even though they're accepting they don't get it. Still undoing the damage I did but I hate myself more then ever
sorry for long and ranting and probably weird post I feel like shit tonight desperate to vent
>>5335885
I've lost friends due to coming out as well. I've lost an entire group of friends because they thought I was only saying I was transgender for attention, and when I asked to use proper pronouns, they would call me retarded because I asked politely for respect. After while, they stopped talking to me. It happens. Not everyone can be accepting.
>>5335647
I hope you realize he wants to fuck you
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