ITT: Things that you do that nobody would associate with your sexual orientation
>>5547866
I prefer to slice apples before I eat them.
>>5547880
are you straight?, because that's the most faggy thing i've ever heard in this board
>>5547880
iktf
For those of us livin' the dream.
Talk about your waifus, /fitspiration/ and favorite Yu Gi Oh cards here.
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>>5539389
>/fitspiration/
pic related is what I'm aiming for in the near future.
>>5539389
>have qt gf
>she usually talks in a really gay voice; think the female version of a flamboyant femboy
>get up to lewd times earlier
>she suddenly says a sentence in a really deep, husky voice, that I have never even made the faintest acquiantance with before
I have no idea where that came from, but I want more.
>>5539508
pic related is what I'm aiming for in the near future as my wife.
Are traps considered transgender? It's making coming out to my parents a whole lot harder than I expected, since I don't want them to get the wrong idea.
>>5550210
Do you just crossdress? You're not transgender, you're a crossdresser.
Do you hate your body and wish you were born as whatever you weren't? Congrats you're trans.
>>5550441
This person nails it. If anything the term trap is derogatory towards actual trans girls. But yeah, unless you have some kind of dysphoria you aren't trans. It might be easier just coming out as gay to your parents and keep the whole "trap" thing on the DL.
>>5550210
I feel like I should also mention I'm 15
>>5550484
>>5550441
Thanks. I think I understand that coming out as gay is probably the right move.
let's arrange a gaygen meetup in hell edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7xcCDaqfc
ill see you in hell pachelbel
>>5549079
even buttslut?
>doesn't link prev thread
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Dysphoria is legit but at a certain point you have to get over your defects (eg "muh height") and improve what you actually can. That way, you can be a qt 3.14 grill who has defects like any other instead of a depressed dude who always thinks about how ugly his shoulders are.
Tranny nihilism is the worst.
But girls always focus on their defects and get depressed because they don't look like super models.
I think being like that comes with being tru trans
>>5547477
Right, but the difference is you start seeing those defects in the context of general beauty instead of passing or proving femaleness.
I think its less about ability to accept oneself, and more about selt hatred due to a lack of empathy from society at large. Why love yourself if you feel like no one else does?
Thats why it is so important for those suffering from dysphoria to ACCEPT others who accept them, even if they aren't "trutrans", even if they're "chaser scum". I mean honestly, how much longer do you want to be alone, and how much longer do you want to listen to the bitter ones who chased all of their support away by saying it wasn't the "right kind" of support?
Did anybody here ever disguise or act as a girl to play a prank on a straight guy, as in the "Joy Ride" movie where a guy pretended to be a woman named Candy Cane on the CB radio and set up a meeting with a trucker in a motel?
>>5540650
I once let my friend suck my dick as a prank.
>>5540659
its just a prank bro
>>5540660
Beat me to it.
Why do I hate lesbians?
I'm a straight dude who wants to fuck cute dudes. I don't really politically like homosexuality in general but I don't mind it. The existence of lesbians though makes my blood boil. I don't know why but whenever I see them represented in media it ruins the whole thing for me. If someone was or is a lesbian IRL it makes me just completely despise them as a person. Just the concept of lesbianism will ruin my whole day.
>>5549474
>I'm a straight dude who wants to fuck cute dudes
Wut
>>5549474
>>I'm a straight dude who wants to fuck cute dudes.
>>why do I hate lesbians?
because you're gay and hate women and are repressed as fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>5549474
>I'm a straight dude who wants to fuck cute dudes
this is bait
>Be me, MTF and bi
>Wanted to be a girl for as long as I could remember
>4-6 years old
>Use to pray at night hoping that god would change his mistake
>of course it doesn't happen
>Don't understand these feelings for years until I was 14
>didn't know what to do so hiding them was the best option
>Be 16 learned a bunch of stuff and decided to accept it
>Come out to skype friends first they are all "ok"
>Come out to brother he says "Ok"
>Come out to dad hes says "I love you forever" type of stuff
>have anxiety over this shit
>had a panic attack
Is the only one who cares is me?
>>5549438
>Is the only one who cares is me?
Seems the same for me. I'm self-medding and only my little brother knows I am taking hormones at all. My mother seems to be turning a blind eye to my pain, which is cold. And she broke her almost complete silence during my coming out to my parents with, "God made them man and woman." She also doesn't want me to tell my youngest brother because she doesn't want him to get "confused." My father says they still love me and that he's sad I felt I had to keep this to myself. Still, neither of them seem to think I should transition. Although, my father said something to my mother and brother about investigating my issue further when he thought I wasn't around (mother and brother knew). And my mother said something like, "Oh, leave that!" It's funny that I had hated my father this whole time when it might be that I should have hated my mother.
Tbh, senpai, I think if your parents left you on your own despite your obvious depression from dysphoria in childhood and adolescence, you won't be any less alone when you actually start transition as a stunted "adult."
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I dont want to be a hon.
>pookie bebby
Fuck Elanna and her creepy little following of pre transitioners.
Who /closet/ here?
>tfw taking dick regularly while still having the respect and admiration of my peers and family
feels good.
>>5549378
that seems almost more pathetic than being an open fag.
That said, I'm at a place where I'd rather people not know, but if they asked I wouldn't lie and say I'm straight. So far nobody has asked, so I don't find a reason to inform them otherwise. If people can tell you're straight or gay just by looking at you or interacting with you, you're probably pretty annoying.
>>5549378
>not earning the respect of your family and peers despite your gayness
Shameful.
>>5549398
Nah, I think its silly how we've been taught that the closet is a bad thing, everyone else is allowed to keep their business to themselves while fags must be an open book, that's lame.
When do you tell a guy that likes you you're not really a girl and you just like to dress up and look pretty?
>>5548649
Immediately.
>>5548651
After you cum in him.
>>5548651
Wouldn't he realize sooner than that?
Australia pls
>>5547658
>phone post
Kill yourself f a m
>>5547658
>>susansplayground
>long time friend and me hanging out in his room
>watching house of cards
>suddenly Kevin spacey is making out with a dude
>me:"ohhhh shit wtf is this?"
(Not homophobic just really caught me off guard, was only half paying attention and suddenly Kevin spacey is bisexual)
>him:*sarcasm*"oh because you aren't bisexual?"
>for the record I had not discussed anything of the sort with him ever. I am rather femme but never actually bothered coming out because who cares honestly.
>me:"w-w-what? No...."
>him:"because if you are that's fine" while giving me an "oh cmon just be honest" look
>me:"n-n-nooo...."
1 week later
>go into his room
>sit down, look at his smaller screen
>myfreecams cam girl with horrible fake tits
>literally look like coconuts in a pair of tan socks hanging off of her chest by a single staple
>proceed to tear her apart in front of him because ughhhhhh
>I guess he thought she was hot because he was mad, but not mad mad the quiet mad
>i think he was trying to put on hot cam girls so we could jerk it together
>earlier in friendship he showed me a funny porn and turned it off when it got to the sex, "we aren't watching a porn together, I haven't known you long enough"
>implying he would be open to doing that
>after that day he quits inviting me down to his room
>buys me a ps4 destiny bundle and ditches town, just leaves
I never considered him like that, but I think I hurt him. This happened last year, we text occasionally now.
>>5546280
I was expecting porn but all I got was sad
>friend tries to be supportive and encouraging
>friend might even be into OP
>OP n-n-noooo's and fucks everything up
>and for what
disgusting
>>5547096
Yes I realize that now, I wish I would have taken the opportunity to atleast be honest with him. There would be no chance of us having been intimate though, even if it was just a prank bro.
I saw him as a father figure more than anything. He was 5 years my senior so the thought of intimacy with him made me recoil. He made me better just by being around him and talking, I loved him but only as the most influential person in my life.
affectionate bottoms edition
first for the straight men of gaygen who wouldnt mind fucking a cute feminine faggot
this is the coolest pic i have of myself
Second for burly gay guys that wouldn't mind raping a straight guy
I consider myself straight, but I'm curious about blowing a guy and MAYBE get penetrated. I'm too scared of not knowing how to perform oral sex to men. Help? I'm 23 btw.
>>5545757
practice on a dildo, or a carrot, or cucumber or something along those lines.
be sure to clean yourself properly before you do anything with your ass.
have fun eating dick
>>5545775
Thanks for the advice.
Talking about anal, should I clean my ass deep inside or just like a regular wipe?
Think of it this way: you have a dick, you've already got an idea of what feels good and what doesn't. Compared to a virgin chick learning about BJs you've got a huge head start (heh)