>>5838394
Her tits seem way too rigid. Shouldn't even implants have a bit of jiggle to them? Hers look like they're just solid rubber.

She's so beautiful.

I'd violently rape her with my cock until she bled.

Too plastic-looking and bimbo-like, it'd be like fucking a realdoll. 3/10 Kosovo nije Srbija

>>5838225
>(c)uk
Just move out of that sharia hole

>>5838225
You can still buy them online.
Same thing happened in Canada but it's perfectly fine to order alkyl nitrites online from stores or chemical suppliers.

>>5838368
i've only ever bought from brit based headshops though.
i'd be looking for mazatec gold specifically, it's the only salvia prep that's worked for me.

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>>5838056
>beaten bc imma fag somewhat
Why don't you ask Jaye? I have no idea how someone who looks like this could be the IRL version of the Navy Seal Copypasta

>>5838056
>So what are my chances of being of raped or beaten bc imma fag somewhat?

Implying faggotry is not rampant in the military?

Just do your job and the rest will fall into place.

>>5838146
Well see anonkun, if faggotry is rampant, how do I prevent from being raped?

>>5838053
oh wow it's fucking nothing.

>>5837484
Go in hard and dry, shit and blood make good and free lube.

Are you entirely top?

I dunno. I guess patience is good. Then again, maybe patience is always good. Or maybe it's pretend patience. Condoms are also good.

Although they don't feel as good. But they're good.

How much stuff has he already stuck up there? He could be really paranoid about it and go off to shower more than once if he hasn't practiced much or --- well maybe it's implied that he hasn't.

>>5837484
Lube lube lube lube lube lube lube patience lube lube lube lube communication lube lube and lube

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>>5837260
I think it's learned subconsciously through the people they interact with and the media (you know how the media depicts all gay men) for some it might be natural but all I know for certain is that it annoys the shit out of me.

>>5837260

My guess is that's it's a combination of three things:
1. because he's out of the closet now. your friend might not be straight acting anymore.
2. if he's talking with a different accent, like a north eastern, southern etc. that'd contribute a lot of what you're hearing.
3. You're probably listening for any gay affectations now (kind of like whenever someone tells you that a drink has a subtle flavoring or a piece of music has a barely audible instrument in it, once...
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>>5838760
I don't think it's anything in my head. later on he talked to another friend of mine back home and he asked me "Is Caden gay now?"

I'm not exaggerating when I say he sounded like Snagglepuss. He made Paul Lynde sound straight.

Jenny by Studio Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyj4JFSErrw&user=StudioKillers

/I wanna ruin our friendship/

/We should be lovers instead/

>>5837254
THANKS!

>>5837268
You're welcome.

Have a very different song about unrequited gay love as a bonus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWTqAKvifY&user=ComedyWithHeart

I want to get electrolysis on my eyebrows, but it's so permanent I'm having trouble committing to a shape.

cripplingly low self-esteem and laziness that keep me from doing anything productive

>>5837205
>It sucks that I actually care about what he thinks, because if I didn't I'd drop him like a flamboyant hot potato.

Mmmmm ... so the fuck what. Drop his annoying stretched-out ass. Ain't nothing standing in my way of doing what I want, fucking who I want, dating who I want, and telling it to who I want. 'Cept laziness anyway. I'd suggest you do the same. Gambare anon-chan.

>Be ftm
>Be not ok with being female
>Be not ok with you feminine features
>In fact, would love to be masculine
>Be ok with having a vagina

Might have a similar brain wiring to me, OP.

>>5837199
A dude who thinks having a vagina would be cool. And lets be honest it is. I mean c'mon having a clit would be lit

>>5837199
Cis male here

Yes
This is fucking me

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>>5837188

>>5837188
>>have sex w/ chick and 3 dudes for 8 hours straingt
>>now im addicted to heroin
Bisexuality: not even once.

>>5837040

I'm going to say truth based on the pre girl mode pictures in the complete Somik-chan collection on imgur.

>>5837255
There's a pic of a guy that's supposed to be him. It's not. But there are other pics with blonde short hair, also the image analysis on the dick

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>>5837287

How does this not look like Somik to you? Also, what image analysis?

>>5836977
Wow, I just noticed that "bathroom" was shortened to "b-room".
I hate New Zealand's tendency to abbreviate unnecessairly, it looks so stupid.

is this the /lgbt/ bathroom

where is this??

>>5836957
I'm les, but sometimes I do fantasize about being degraded by guys. I don't think I could actually go through with it, but it is something I think about.

>>5836957
"if str8s were fucking each other for long enough, they'd start to fetishize the same sex
and then they'd be gay"

XD

>>5842597

But that's exactly what happened to you fags.

>>5836510
Wow. So ur gonna leave this world as a pathetic looser? Is that how you want to be remembered? No, I don't think so. You gotta fight to become a better person and just not sit around on ur ass all day. I was in a similar position not so long ago but I fighted to get better and it took a few years but it's worth it. Youll die sometime anyways. But until then make the best out of your life<3

>>5836510
>>unpassable manly tranny

[citation needed]

>no education minimum wage slave.

Get a grant for community college, then get a better job.

>>5836564
Pretty much. I mean there's literally nothing redeeming about me. I just don't have fight left. Thank you though.

>>5836691
Citation,: Anon, Pathetic "my miserably pathetic fucking life" 1990-2016

I tried college. I failed.

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>tfw I hear people saying stuff like "I know you're gay" When they're saying something completely unrelated.

>>5836509
What did you say, OP?

>>5836616
seconded