Hello guys I don't want to masturbate for a couple of days so I'm wondering what's the best way not to do it?
>>5883473
Start taking Spiro, pretty good way of killing your drive ;p
>>5883473
You could wear a chastity cage and mail yourself the key. Or give it to someone you trust
>>5883482
well is there anything else I can do? xD
How can I fuck my friend? We're both 'straight', but I think he might be down with the idea. My 'gaydar' has pinged a few times with some things he's said and some mannerisms.
I just don't know how to approach it or initiate it. What should I do? pee with the door to the bathroom open? undress to my boxers and let my dick fall out? ask him to teach me jiu jitsu (he always offers to teach me)? Any tips on starting gay sex with a non-gay?
>>5883415
just ask him
if he is down to fuck he will say yes if eventually
if not he will say no
Sleepover his house and sleep in the same bed. Whenever I sleep over any of my friends house we always share a bed, it's not weird. If you think he might be gay or curious just ask to sleep on the side with the wall. Eventually at some point his ass will be facing you when he sleeps on his side. Just grab his ass at some point and fondle it. He will either tell you to stop, make a sound or react and just pretend to be asleep, which is good. Or turn around and start kissing you. I did this to 3 of my friends and 2 of them turned around and we started making out, and the...
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Oh. I have my own bed at his house.. Also it would be 'gay' if I just asked. We'll see what happens then
Why do Asians pass so well?
Are they the master race?
>>5883237
Because the have soft features and typically less facial hair.
>>5883237
>tfw asian
>tfw growing up in the US drinking hormone infused american milk and american meat
>tfw masc af
Race blindness she probably don't pass in any given Asian country
>tfw married rich guy wants you to be a plaything for him and his wife
i thought this was a meme
>>5883191
Wasn't a rich guy in my case. It was a girl on /r9k/ looking for a trans girl to give as a present to her boyfriend. She also wanted to cuddle with the trans girl, but was okay with the trans girl only being into guys. I persuaded her to try to find someone else, I'm really not worth anyone's time.
>>5883191
Noice
>>5883191
You've made it, lad.
is it possible to stop crossdressing, being a sissy and all that?
...i'm 31, i'm not trans, I'm probably bisexual even though i've only been with women, but every once in a while I get these urges to suck all the dicks
help.
>>5883131
>31
>never sucked a dick
>wants to suck dick
pls for the love of god stay away from any mans dick
u will just ruin their day with ur teeth and probably puke because u never trained ur gag reflex
>>5883140
I don't think so... I've been sucking my dildo for a long time, I'm pretty good at deepthroating.
Ummmm, stop crossdressing, being a sissy and all that?
If people can stop smoking crack you can stop sucking dicks.
what is a fetish really other than a match made in heaven
>>5883124
I thought sub/dom relationships were pretty vanilla in their weak forms (only in the bedroom, etc)
I find it weird that I'm turned on by almost every common fetish (wincest, underwear, threesome, sub/dom, even Anime or feet) as long as it stays rather tame and not too hardcore
Who else feels that way ?
>>5883124
does that include my scat fetish?
>>5883135
Especially scat fetishists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0djkxlThg
>>5883023
tl;dw
Afterlife isn't real. God isn't real. We only get this one pathetic existence then it's eternal oblivion. /thread
i don't understand the context
Why does Erik sound like a girl? Who is Erik?
https://www.google.com/search?q=+Soft%2C+Intermediate%2C+and+Common.&filter=0&sitesearch=www.eliasweb.org%2Ftranscripts%2F
What the actual fuck is this?
ELIAS: “You manifest with the agreement of manifestation at the very least three times, three focuses within this particular dimension. This is the agreement that you adhere to in choosing to manifest within this particular experience. You manifest once female, once male, once in what I express to be ‘other,’ which shall be interpreted as what you view to be homosexual. All three of these experiences are the agreement that you engage in engaging this reality, for the experience of the sexual aspect of this particular dimension.
“This is not to say that you must be creating of a focus which holds an extended time framework. You may be experiencing female for one year [or] five minutes and you may disengage, or you may be experiencing male for one hundred of your years. You may be experiencing homosexual five hundred focuses, male one, female three. Any combination is acceptable. The only stipulation within this dimension is that you experience three different orientations, for this is the design of this particular physical focus.”
ELIAS: You hold more than one focus within this particular dimension, but in your terms, the requirement for the participation in this particular dimension is merely that you agree to manifest within three focuses in this dimension. You need hold no more. The reason that you focus within three is to be experiencing the emotional and sexual orientation of this dimension. Therefore, as I have stated previously, you shall manifest once as male, once as female, and once as ‘other,’ not choosing an affiliation with the officially accepted reality, therefore placing yourself in...
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How do you meet gay guys without using apps?
Everyone's so catty and nasty on the apps and I feel all the good ones don't use then.
Tap your feet in the bathroom stalls near the food court. If somebody taps back, push your cock under the partition. If they start sucking they want to be your bf.
>>5882640
Networking and lots of luck
>>5882640
>the good ones don't use then.
of course they don't. They get bfs because they are good looking and have social lives and are happy.
We are not the good ones though, so we need to learn to settle
As a guy who is over 21, is it worth it to download Grindr?
>>5882621
Just don't expect to hear back from anyone 3 years younger than you.
>>5882630
As a straight guy I was always cutious as to how Grindr worked for gay guys. According to popular belief gay guys are extremely promiscuous, but you're telling me it's actually hard to find hookups on there?
>>5882741
Depends on lots of factors.
How much you fit in either direction of either fem or masculine, average guys will have a hard time.
How attractive you are, if you are ugly or average you have settle for ugly or average guys but most will still decline because they are holding out for a pity fuck.
How big your dick is, most are size queens.
Should I tell my GF that I'm a crossdresser?
I love her and want to stay in a relationship with her, but things are pretty dry in the bedroom and I figure this might gain some sympathy in that regard. As things are now, we're both slowly building contempt for each other and it's pretty depressing.
Any tips?
>>5882515
you guys probably just need to talk more.
and let each other know what's up. there is always a reason for things to dry up. telling her you're crossdressing could go either way. you know her and probably know how she could react to it so that's your decision to make :)
>>5882515
What do you have to lose? Id she's interested it may bring you two closer. If she's repulsed, she'll leave and you can start off fresh with someone else.
>>5882544
That's my mentality at the moment, but I'm so desperately afraid she'd share my secret if we were to break up. Then it's good bye friends and potential future GFs where I live.
how should i explain gender dysphoria to my boyfriend?
thx ._.
pic related
1.Tranquilize him
2.Put his dick into a cocklock
3.Dress him like a little girl
4.???
5.Let him beg! Now he understands. Call him your bitch! WHY SO DYSPHORIC ?
>>5882357
trans people don't have to give explanations to ANYBODY
if he's not a transphobic piece of shit he'll understand
if not dump him ASAP
>>5884703
this
is your boyfriend cishet scum? disgusting. don't let him opress you. you are better than this. free yourselves from the shackles of patriarchy
>tfw spent the whole night debating sexuality and other dumb shit
I hate this so much, I was so much happier when I wasn't so self aware and insecure of my sexuality.
>>5882344
Im in the same boat as you right now yo
>>5882344
The worst feeling is that even though I debate my sexuality in the end it has no meaning and it's just a waste of time.
Why would I be debating whether or not I'm repulsed by penetration or not, if never before nor in any foreseeable future will I be in a position where my sexuality is an issue that concerns someone other than me?
Mfw no qt3.14 twink power bottom to ram his ass onto my dick as I watch myself flex in the mirror
Mfw no qt bodybuilder to give head to
>>5882322
Been there done that.
Probably the worlds best experience to have a cute guy total submit to me as I pound him out, choke him, and bit his neck. Sometimes when I was choking him he'd grasp my massive triceps and squeeze them like I was squeezing his neck.
Life is good with a qt twink man. Now I need to find another who might be willing to settle down.
>>5882322
I could hopefully fill that void you have.
Only if you fill my "void". If ya catch my drift.
I love him...
no you don't
>>5882197
Yes he does
>>5882197
I wish I didn't but I do.