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/lgbt/ WILL defend this
tl;dr, can you give a summary?
>>6354828
some standard/hot descriptions of pozzing up some neg bp
>>6354820
Hello and welcome to our board, sadly we are neither reddit or tumblr
I'm a straight dude who recently got the number of a transgirl. She's pretty smokin hot.
Just based on my interactions with people, LGBT in particular, transwomen are the most arrogant and will play the hardest to get of them all. First, why is that?
More importantly, what do I say to get her into bed? She's an amateur model (aka Instagram hoe) type with a cosmopolitan sensibility. How can I appeal to her? I'll take care of the details, just talk to me generally.
And when it comes to the actual sex, any advice is appreciated
>>6354269
The fact that you are asking means you have failed.
>>6354280
Ohhhh you don't wanna challenge me like that. Not unless you want pics of me getting that ass
>>6354269
Post pic of the girl
How do I come out to my parents as non-binary?
>>6353076
1. Flip a coin until it lands on edge
2. "Dat me"
Hwo far do you plan on going in order to be yourself?
>>6353076
don't come out yet
wait until you grow up, just to make sure this isn't a stupid phase
if you're still 'non-binary' when you're 25 or older, then come out the easy way: phone call, 'im genderqueer', hang up
I wish I could have a white bara bf
>>6351084
wow that sure is cute
>>6351091
Pls, grant me my white bara bf. I'm so lonely and desperate.
>>6351117
I no haev bara bf of any colors :<
Time for a voice thread!
Post your voice and get some feedback on it.
Use clyp.it or vocaroo.com to upload or record stuff.
Here's mine:
https://clyp.it/ncpli0ww?token=e05af58bd3fd83c95f65f23d9fda11dd
I'd really appreciate any advice you all could give me.
>>6351002
Keep practicing! Your voice breaks a bit but I think with practice you will have better control, sound more natural, and resolve that.
>>6351067
Thanks for the advice! Anything else I should work on, besides better control so my voice doesn't break as much?
>think i have decent voice
>passes over the phone
>think ill record a sample and post here
>record it and listen to it
>cringe hard and want to kill myself
im not even sure how the it can pass even to normies
>>6351002
you sound a bit cartoony, like your pitch is way high or something
would gender female though
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These people are so mentally ill... :/
I thought woman sucked at suicide? oh wait, these are just mentally ill men.
So were they a "lesbian" couple, or what? I'm confused.
Trump Said He Would “Strongly Consider” Appointing Judges To Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision. Asked on Fox News Sunday “WALLACE: But -- but just to button this up very quickly, sir, are you saying that if you become president, you might try to appoint justices to overrule the decision on same-sex marriage?” TRUMP: “I would strongly consider that, yes.” [Fox News Sunday, 1/31/2016; VIDEO]
http://www.foxnews.com/transcript/2016/01/31/ted-cruz-attacks-donald-trump-financial-record-trump-responds/
>>6349687
Trump is in that phase where he realizes he actually has to pander to more than a couple morons who are politically active enough to vote primaries, but a whole damn country of 300 million people, and it's fucking hilarious to see him flounder through the whole process like a hippopotamus dancing ballet.
I really want to believe this, but I'm gonna need a video. Are we sure this transcript is 100% legitimate?
>>6349720
He maybe the death of that political party
/mu/ has a lot of music games so I had the idea where you post the cover art of an album and people have to guess your gender and sexuality
>>6349328
Come hither big boiz ;)))))
I think we did this once before and everyone lost. Just, no one guessed right over 100 posts.
>>6349341
Cis male, bi
I have zero success with women. As a trap I'd probably get way more sex albeit with men but still it's sex and I'm sex starved.
I see going trap as sort of a glitch.
Should I do it? Just throw the towel in the ring and accept my failure as a male when it comes to females. Abandon all hope.
One doesn't just become a trap. It takes a lot of grooming and time and such to pass.
Also if you want to have sex with men just get grindr and say "I'm straight but I'm desperate to get my cock sucked."
>>6348108
maybe just fuck a hooker, and stop being such a faggot looser op
no idiot, because if you're too ugly to get laid now, you're probably too ugly to get laid as a girl too.
Cis Lesbian General: Historical Waifu edition
>"Tomoe was especially beautiful, with white skin, long hair, and charming features. She was also a remarkably strong archer, and as a swordswoman she was a warrior worth a thousand, ready to confront a demon or a god, mounted or on foot. She handled unbroken horses with superb skill; she rode unscathed down perilous descents. Whenever a battle was imminent, Yoshinaka sent her out as his first captain, equipped with strong armor, an oversized sword, and a mighty bow; and she performed more deeds...
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>>6346472
It's all about Julie D'Aubigny
Great with a sword, an opera singer, and broke into a nunnery to fug a qt nun.
>>6346558
she was ok. No bisex for me tho f.a.m.
>>6346582
That's fair, but
>tfw no french fencer would break into a nunnery to fug u
How do I make myself stop being gay?
How do I make myself see in vagina what almost every other man sees?
Please help.
>>6345659
You can't. Orientation doesn't change by choice.
>>6345659
At this point there's nothing you can do except get the fuck over it.
It's not a big deal, its 2016.
Unless you're in the middle east in which case never tell anyone and do your wife from behind.
Whats your excuse for not participating in the purest form of love?
READ THE OP
old thread >>6304293
Don't forget to sage and wait to make new threads until we're at bump limit on page 9-10.
Ancient map: https://www.zeemaps.com/edit/U0Hw9yNtqrJd-qzTdbUFMw
Some info (excuse the tumblr, it's truscum): http://helpfultransinfo.tumblr.com/tags/
Phalloplasty info:
http://ftmphalloplasty.tumblr.com/post/127662387608/phalloplasty-blogs
Skype group:...
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>try to play dead space
>anxiety means you cant play more than 10 minutes at a time
>heart rate of 150
>miss out on shitloads of games because shitty anxiety and health problems
>>6343715
No thanks
>>6344358
Casual
>>6344366
nah just shitty heart and anxiety. im fine with non-horror stuff.
What's MTF's opinions on FTM's, and vice versa? Do you like them? Do you envy them?
>>6342899
Im an mtf and wouldnt touch a stinky testosterone ravaged vagina with a 10 foot pole
Im a hypocrite i know
I want a tall strong FtM bf to cuddle me and protect me
>>6342899
I don't envy them. I have yet to knowingly meet any FtMs.
How many mtfs here have smaller shoulders than the average dude? Anyone here lucky to survive male puberty with small shoulders?
>>6341633
whats average shoulders?
+ height?
>Anyone here lucky to survive male puberty with small shoulders?
not even a mtf and this is the case, I'm 19 and hoping I'm not just a really late bloomer or some shit.
>>6341696
Average
- Shoulders for women: 15.55"
- Shoulders for men: 18.30"
- Height for men: 5'8
- Height for women: 5'3
Does the term "tranny" actually offend you? What words/insults hurt you, /lgbt/?
>>6333849
"Bislut"
>>6333849
Npthing offends me, i have transcended
>>6333849
Not at all.
