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Read the guide, use the archive, don't shitpost. Follow global and local rules. Don't reply, report and ignore instead.
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>>15267434
>pringles
I'm actually tempted to do that while I wait for my holes to arrive, but I cba to make a trip to the hardware to buy gloves and shit.
>>15267512
You can do it with a hand towel and some rubber bands.
>>15267434
>>15267512
>>15267539
Do I leave the chips inside? This is very important.
who created this twitter meme?
IT'S SHOWTIME!
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
YE NOT GUILTY
>>15262396
Translate it, brother.
Hop in, fagboy; today's your lucky day.
Where are we going?
>>15152423
And who the fuck are you? And I ain't a fagboy, you OLD HAG.
Nice hat, Yukari.
Previous thread: >>15286078
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(05/25) Nogizaka46 2nd Album (Sorezore no Isu).
(06/01) AKB48 44th Single (Tsubasa wa Iranai). Mukaichi Mion center.
(06/10-12) Nogizaka46 2nd 46-hour TV stream.
(06/15-08/30) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour.
(06/18) AKB48 45th Single Selection General Election to be held in Niigata: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/
(07/TBA) Crow's blood, horror drama starring by Mayuyu and Sakura.
(07/08) Documentary of AKB48.
(07/11-08/15) HKT48 Midsummer Hall Tour.
(07/27) Nogizaka46 15th Single (Title TBA).
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
Goodbye¡Offline
Snekbun
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
If an Ittan-Momen is literally just a magic sheet, can it speak?
If not how would she communicate?
Is her face visible or is it like Living Armor where only her husband can see it?
Do Ittan-momen have hands to write with?
Do they spell out letters with their body?
Could they even spell out letters?
The more I think about them, the more confusing they are.
Well, we're here now
Kikis are olev
i must own my own pachinko machine. How do i accomplish this friends
>>15288472
How DO you? I must know this as well.
Buy the next Metal Gear game. It's sure to be pachislo
>>15288472
analyze how they are made and make one yourself
widg 2hu would you save from the streets if they were homeless
All of them.
Except maybe Seiga.
>>15282744
You have to eat all the eggs.
selling socks subedition
>FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/CCWYjhyG
>BABYMETAL WORLD TOUR 2016:
CH (Jun 2)
AT (Jun 3)
NL (Jun 5)
DE (Jun 7, 8)
UK (Jun 10)
FR (Jun 11)
US (Jul 12, 14, 15, 17)
JP (Jul 24, Aug 6, 7, 12, 13, 14, 21)
Tokyo Dome (Sep 19)
>SAKURA GAKUIN:
Transfer-in Orientation (Jun 19)
>NEW VIDEOS:
BM: https://youtu.be/r6UZFkrv9-E & https://youtu.be/X-KZkcKTLf0 & https://youtu.be/Sj88dysX9jE & https://youtu.be/sw_PhuwzwWY & https://youtu.be/jTkbL-6nkqw
SG: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/kzogB7Z6Rl1GmPhKxr0 & https://youtu.be/UEey30QVF88 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4aksxt & https://youtu.be/uUPO1MYr2RI & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x48cu98 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/kfae31c1hdROaOgMpTJ
NoS: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45afgf & https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x42butc
Grads: https://youtu.be/SPmdIhUSrWU & https://youtu.be/Z-asfMte17s & https://youtu.be/VVELgcxiF2c
>EVERY WEEK:
Sakura Gakuin (Mon 19:00 JST)
https://logirl.favclip.com/p/live
Night of Spica (check schedule: stolabo-tokyo.com)
http://twitcasting.tv/stolabo_tokyo
>MERCHANDISE:
asmart.jp/sakuragakuin
asmart.jp/babymetal
asmart.jp/muto_ayami
http://babymetal.tmstor.es/
http://babymetal.gomerch.com/
http://www.mflstores.com/mfl/babymetal.html/
The spreadsheet is gone. If there is anything in this backup that still works, get it while you can.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eZS-36mLZrzXDxXS7uv5In88tX4jokR_yfrjXiaNZPg/pubhtml
>Previously on /bmsg/: >>15267857
>>15281863
Approved.
>>15280217
What did she mean by this?
Which one of you did this to Sakuya? You're not in trouble so don't be afraid to admit to it.
I bet certain phoenix was involved in this as a way to make Kaguya's life a bit more unpleasant.
Don't try to pin this shit on me. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
dio brando
Post and discuss Vocaloid related songs, albums, producers, pictures, videos, etc.
Previous thread reached reply limit: >>15259711
General info, essentials and download links in the Miku Monday copypasta:
http://pastebin.com/PB3dTd4Q
Crossfades google drive:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6drFCl6uqFyfkhZcHJxN1F3RHZFajlkaVRfU05PdmJ0aWduTnpud3dqN3gxNUtFT3pMeUk&usp=sharing
If you're looking for a specific song or album, try searching on vocadb.net (for reference) or mikudb.moe (for downloads)
Chi-town, you're up.
> Previous threads had Buffalo bros in it
Didn't know the Miku was popular around here. Anyone else make the hop over Peace Bridge to see her?
>>15272919
Stay safe, Chicongo anons
Visual Novel translation status
Amagami - 1st day patch Released for PS2/PSP, "1637/2308 original edition scenario scripts translated (74.8%)"
>Angel Beats 1st Beat - 190165/434217 (43.80%) lines translated
>AstralAir - prologue patch released, 51097/64880 (78.76%) lines translated
Ayakashi Gohan - 49% complete
Clover Day's - Common + 2 routes done, other routes + 348/711 KB, 390/764, and 74/722 KB translated
Haruka Na Sora - Sora 11.29% translated, Kozue 23.73% translated
Harumade Kururu - 100% of the initial harem route + 25% common route translated
Hoka no Onna - 84.88% translated
Irotoridori no Sekai - 4301/50663 (8%) lines translated
Junketsu Megami-Sama - prologue patch released
Kiminozo - Common route translation complete, Haruka route 1st pass complete
>Koiken Otome - 100% translated and edited, 86.71% QC, prologue patch released
Koiseyo Imouto Banchou - 8% (3251/42627) lines translated
Kurukuru Fanatic - 100% translated
Lovely Cation- 31.6% of lines completed
Majikoi A-1 - 81%
Mahou Tsukai no Yoru - Commie project actively in editing
Mahou Tsukai no Yoru - 2nd project with 2.2 scripts translated
Mahou Tsukai no Yoru - 3rd project released ch 1-5
Monster girl quest paradox - Being translated, new partial patch released
Muv Luv Total Eclipse - 25% translated
Nursery Rhyme - 12032/32977 lines translated
Oreimo Tsuzuku - All scripts translated, 212/268 through TLC+Editing, 154/268 scripts finalized
SakuSaku - 100% through TLC
Sanarara - Project resuming
>Sukimazakura to Uso no Machi - 9,582 / 30,513 Lines (31.4%) translated, partial patch released
Tokyo Necro - 1010/39657 lines translated
Tsuki ni Yorisou Otome no Sahou - 9065/31248 (29%) translated
Witch's Garden - 47555/67201 (70.77%) lines translated, 2496/67201 (3.71%) edited, prologue patch released
Yosuga no Sora - Translation status is Common route 100%, Sora route 100%, Nao 100%, Kazuha 100%, Akira 89.73%, Motoka 32.17%, Common and Kazuha fully edited
Official work
MangaGamer
>My Boss Wife is My Ex - 5/31 release
>Higurashi Hou -Tatarigoroshi: 6/24 release
>Umineko - Ch 1-4 July 8th release
Bokuten - 100% translated, 73.5% edited
Da Capo 3 - 92.5% translated, 87.5% edited
Myth - in scripting
Kuroinu - Being released as 3 seperate chapters, CH1 63% TL 18.13% edited
Supipara - Ch 1 in testing
Himawari - TL and editing finished, in scripting
Negai no Kakera - 97% translated
Princess Evangile W Happiness - 50% translated, 22.2% edited
Imouto Paradise 2 - 44% translated, 14.4% edited
>Fata morgana fan disc - 2016 release
>Kyonyuu Fantasy - Picked up
JAST
Flowers - Re-write/editing 25%
Sumeragi Ryoko - Beta, in preorder
Sonicomi - debugging
Sweet Home - 100% translated, debugging script
Sumaga- Fully translated, in editing
Trample on Schatten- Translation 86%
Django - Waiting on translation.
Sekai/Denpa
Fault Milestone 2 - Side Above released, GE still to come
>Grisaia trilogy - 2nd title 100% translated, 3rd 35% translated
Narcissu 3rd - TL+Editing done
Narcissu 0 - in TLC
>WEE 3 - 83.38% translated
>Nenokami - 63.31% translated, Indiegogo planned
Mayoi Hitsuji no Kajuen - 100% translated
>Darekoi - 74.02% translated
>Maitetsu - 14.75% translated
>Memory's Dogma - 29.15% translated
>2236 A.D. - 44% translated
Kokonoe Kokoro - picked up
Chrono Clock - 10%
Tenshin Ranman - 16%
Wagamama High Spec - 2016 release
Hoshizora no Memoria - picked up
Ley Line - picked up
Frontwing
>The Leisure of Grisaia - Released
Corona Blossom - Summer release planned
Sharin no Kuni - Kickstarter planned
Visual Arts
Tomoyo After - Through Steam GL
Little Busters - Picked up
Harmonia - Through Steam GL
>Rewrite+ - Picked up
>Angel Beats - "English release planned"
Other
Zero Time Dilemma - Jun 28th release
Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness - 9/13 release
Muv Luv Trilogy - Extra+Unlimited this Summer
Schwarzesmarken - on Greenlight
SubaHibi - Official release planned
Lucky Dog - Possible iOS released based on the ongoing text only fanTL
Work being done on a fanTL of Shin Koihime with hopes of getting it licensed
Wish Tale of the Sixteenth Night - 8981/10293 (87.25%) lines translated
Kyuuketsu Hime no Libra - Common + 25% of Mari route translated
Sora wo Aogite Kumo Takaku - Through Greenlight
ChuSinGura 46+1 - 2nd Kickstarter up
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>Stuff like this has been either added or updated since the last thread
Rewrite+ is going to be the ixrec release hahahahahahahahahaha
the west is never going to get a well translated Romeo work.
>>15271425
Stealing is illegal.
Are fairies leading the best life in Gensokyo?
Just fun and doing what they want 24/7. And even death means nothing for them.
Are males leading the best life in Gensokyo?
Just sex and fucking who they want 24/7. And even super powers mean nothing to them.
>you'll never be a fairy
>>15215157
Like any 2hu would touch a filthy male creature. It's obviously all the cute girls that live the best in Gensokyo, being surrounded with cute girls themselves.
Do you think she has a functional vagina?
>>15087682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wpm3J_8LJ4
Also the Rozen Maidens do, why not her?
>>15087682
I don't think the person who originally made her was a huge fucking creep, but hey, you never know.
Alice could give her one.
Need more faggotry for this.
rdein is really brazilian ?
Previous thread: >>15281603
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(05/25) Nogizaka46 2nd Album (Sorezore no Isu).
(06/01) AKB48 44th Single (Tsubasa wa Iranai). Mukaichi Mion center.
(06/10-12) Nogizaka46 2nd 46-hour TV stream.
(06/15-08/30) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour.
(06/18) AKB48 45th Single Selection General Election to be held in Niigata: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/
(07/TBA) Crow's blood, horror drama starring by Mayuyu and Sakura.
(07/08) Documentary of AKB48.
(07/11-08/15) HKT48 Midsummer Hall Tour.
(07/27) Nogizaka46 15th Single (Title TBA).
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
first for nogazaki46
>>15286092
this place speak only english, you philippine? kys
>>15286092
nagasaki46
