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Helping Patchouli learn to swim!
Drowning the purple bean sprout!
>>15277533
Her hair is way too fluffy for how wet she would be if she was just taken out of the water. If she was just taken out of the water, why is she laying like that? If she wasn't just taken out of the water, why is she wet? What is the point of this image?
>>15277613
sh-shut up!
New thread, based judge edition.
Continued from >>15146187
If you wish to play dots on dota 2 with /jp/:
join the steam group https://steamcommunity.com/groups/jpdots
if no lobbies are up, feel free to create one yourself with password /jp/dots and create an announcement on the group
you can also join the channel /jp/dots in the client
>>15266367
I would be fine with either than or an irc.
>>15266367
Got ID blocked on facebook where I would normally talk with my normie friends from university and discord is far better than skype has ever been, so it's rather the only thing I use lately
ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍˢ, ᵃʳᵉᶰ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ /ʲᵖ/﹖
>>15244352
LOUDER WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
ᴵᶠ ˢʰᶦᶰᵐʸᵒᵘᵐᵃʳᵘ ᵖᶦᶫᵒᵗᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵍᶦᵃᶰᵗ ʳᵒᵇᵒᵗ, ʰᵒʷ ᵇᶦᵍ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵇᵉ﹖
ᵀʰᵉ ᶠᵘʳᵗʰᵉʳ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᶦˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳˢ
ᵀʰᵉ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ, ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵗᵉʳ
ᵀʰᵘˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘʳᵗʰᵉʳ, ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵗᵉʳ
ᴬᶰᵈ ˢᵒ, ᵈᶦˢᵗᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵍʳᵒʷ ᶠᵒᶰᵈᵉʳ
Previous thread: >>15325194
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(06/01) AKB48 44th Single (Tsubasa wa Iranai). Mukaichi Mion center.
(06/01) Senbatsu sousenkyo 1st day results: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/sokuhou.php
(06/10-12) Nogizaka46 2nd 46-hour TV stream.
(06/15-08/30) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour.
(06/18) AKB48 45th Single Selection General Election to be held in Niigata: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/
(07/TBA) Crow's blood, horror drama starring Watanabe Mayu and Miyawaki Sakura.
(07TBA) Keyakizaka46 drama (Tokuyama Daigoro wo Dare ga Koroshita ka)
(07/08) Documentary of AKB48.
(07/11-08/15) HKT48 Midsummer Hall Tour.
(07/27) Nogizaka46 15th Single (Title TBA).
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
>cuckirin
Reposting from >>15327104.
Announcements:
The group with the most ranking members will receive the following prizes:
- new stage to be performed starting October
- a fan appreciation event ("kanshasai")
- a LINE stamp set
Also, senbatsu is to sing the theme song of upcoming Girl Who Leapt Through Time drama, in addition to the Zexy weding CM song. (Nothing confirmed yet, but looks like a double a-side?)
nmb deader than my kokoro
explain this /jp/
Japan WHY???
tfw no gts daki
>>15329069
a gts daki sounds sexy
Previous thread: >>15322035
[New to the Game? Read first, Ask later]
Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/
Recent Updates:
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates
KanColle STAFF Twitter:
https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF
Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG
Air Superiority Calculator: http://aircalc.net
Combat Mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat
Fit gun for BBs:
http://i.imgur.com/j9p0mL4.png
Equipment upgrade values:
http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png
Useful Akashi upgrades table:
http://akashi-list.me/
Voices, Sprites, Furniture Preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 2): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/CirnoV/KanColleViewer
PS Vita game has officially released: http://kancolle-vita.com
KanColle Arcade has officially released: http://kancolle-a.sega.jp/
Official arcade gameplay demonstration: https://youtu.be/GAjOfoutg5s, https://youtu.be/IPfFSo-hiWI and https://youtu.be/LYlzkMGYtEA
KanColle Movie trailer: https://youtu.be/Puj4vB_Kh2E
News:
-The Spring 2016 event has ended.
-100 new and returning rainy season lines hae been implemented, along with new seasonal sprites for Hayashimo, Kiyoshimo, Akebono, Yuudachi Kai 2 and Mizuho, as well as returning sprites and furniture.
-3 new quests have been added, one of which rewards a furniture fairy.
-Those who unlocked E6 before the May 5 maintenance have been given a T1 Land Bomber Model 22A. Those who unlocked E6 on May 4, before the bugs were first announced, will also receive a special furniture.
-All players will also receive an apology scroll as well as hydrangea wallpaper and floor furniture.
-Uzuki's and Akashi's drop rates have returned to normal.
-The fit gun bonus for 35.6cm twin and triple mounts on Kongou class has been buffed.
-Land-based planes can now be locked/unlocked when going to the "Others" section in the equipment screen.
-A section showing equipment currently being equipped by other ships has been added to the equipment screen, where you can transfer equipment from other ships to the current ship.
-An Asashio class DD will get her Kai 2 this spring.
-Android lottery results are out. 250k winners will be able to access the port when it comes out during the June 10 update.
Also final survey collection before it is tallied http://pastebin.com/JKNT19bj
This isn't worth my additional ammo cost.
>>15328620
>returning sprites and furniture
>returning furniture
Wait what.
Which 2hu is best dino?
all of them
This is getting out of hand.
don't you think that rin would be all like "no anon, not here, wait, at least go slowly!" and then she would scream and swear extremly loudly as you pound her? and then she'd be dying of embarrassment.
she just seem like that type of person.
I think you need a girlfriend, m8
>>15327292
>on a board with eternal onahole thread
no, she'd be more like "ugh, get away from me, smelly fat human"
>fancy for a breakfast?
I don't have a vomiting reaction image folder large enough for this.
>>15326161
Come on, her cooking isn't THAT bad!
>>15326056
I want some milk straight from the source!
Why are there no dark-skinned and/or tanned hus?
That's just disgusting, anon
There will be next game. I feel it.
>>15326001
That's just attractive, anon.
It's raining, /jp/!
I wanna hug Yuuka.
>>15321803
Rain is as important to plants as sunlight. Surely Yuuka knows this.
>>15321803
What are you talking about? It's bright and sunny out...
Have we gone too far?
たまごっぱい？
This is getting me hard-boiled
Last Thread: >>15267434
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Onahole Chat:
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Any recommended transparent holes?
>>15310771
Why would you want to see your own dick?
>>15310805
>not having xray fetish
So now that it's been a week, which Touhou cosplayers did you disgusting NEETs capture and fap to
I want to see the good, bad, and ugly
>>15308956
I was the first person in the world to cosplay as Clownpiece. I posted it on /jp/ the morning LoLK was released.
>>15308956
>So now that it's been a week, which Touhou cosplayers did you disgusting NEETs capture and fap to
>>15309013
post it again
This is your idol tonight.
I'm sorry but I only have eyes for Chihaya!
Can we hold hands?
Sorry, the love livers are the only ones for me.
