Sachiko is sad and this is all your fault.
I'm sorry :(
Good, fuck off retard
I will comfort the sach
Post a pic of this Goddes and you will be blessed for a week
it's kinda sad watching her grow old 2bh
Great, another shit thread collecting dust.
has anyone seen that machinegun movie? is it worth watching
How can buddhists even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TGwIgfrg6s
Can Taoists go at 200mph?
>>15255470
They can basically teleport, they don't need to.
Taoism is finished and bankrupt!
Tao shills BTFO!
Who is the most "literally who" Touhou?
WHAT'S HER NAME?
>>15230680
Yatsuhashi is not a valid answer since she got popular because of that ironically enough.
I'd say half of PC-98 2hus.
Why is Yuyuko so cute /jp/?
the pink hair probably
Soft/curvy portrayal
Pink hair
Lackadaisical attitude
Others
>>15210803
>curvy
She is just fat.
Has he streamed since? I need to know what happened afterward.
I hate how people make fun of this poor guy
Lost all his possessions and apartment, and was the laughing stock of JP Streamers
give the gamer some peace, please.
That's what he gets for smoking.
which 2hu has the nicest ass?
Your favorite one.
>>15177678
best ass reporting in.
Clownpiece
Take it easy!
[1/2]
It's an obvious choice. Though your custard yearns to be pumped inside a city-sect, tsundere Marisa, you won't refresh with a skinny little country bumpkin. The Maricha is ignored. However, this Reimyu looks very city-sect. While her sister fell behind because she was skinny and weak, this one fell because she was the plumpest, probably mommy's spoiled special little one. Her skin glistens, her wasa braids flap with a sprightly bounce that you find very easy, and her moist mamumamu beckons you in like a siren song. She's struggling to get up; but she's already doomed. With a "Nhoooo! Weimu ish fine choo!", you plunge your penipeni into her mamumamu. "Yupiii! Nooooo! Weimu's mista virginity is...!" "What a shitty-shect mamumamu! Aren'ch you gwad to wefwesh wif idol Awice?" Maricha, realising you're not going to hurt her, watches you refresh. At first she looks horrified, but the sight of a sister she despises getting her comeuppance makes her relax and even heckle. "Schupid Weimu who alwaysh buwwies Maricha and big shishder deserves dis!" "NOOO! STOP WEFWESHING WIV WEIMU! DO HURT-HURT TO MAWICHA INSHTEAD!" You aren't really listening to the sisters fighting; you're pounding away at the mamumamu. "Nhooo! What a zundere Weimu! Wefweshing!" "Bwabiess don'd grooooww! Weimu ish too widdle!" Maricha grows bored of verbally abusing Reimyu and attacks the stalk coming out of her. "DEIMU'SH BWABIESH! WWRYYY WOULD YOU DO DAT!!!" "Mwunch-mwunch... Habbiness! Finawwy shiddy shish is nice to Mawicha!" Reimyu starts crying for real. "Wryy... Eben dough Weimu did noding wong..." At that Maricha snaps. "Shiddy buwwy shish! Aways stealing Mawicha's mishta mwunch-mwunch, aways hitting Mawicha and having Mwommie buwwy her, shiddy shish did evewything wong! Shiddy Deibu can dwop dead!" With that, Maricha grabs her sister's ribbon, and uses her mouth and braid to tear it to shreds. "Dat is what Mawicha finks of 'Weimu did noding wong'!" Reimyu's tears intensify. "Weimu's wonderful mista wibbon dat eben mwommie ish jealous of... Weimu's cyute mamumamu dat gwistens and shines wike Mista Milky Way... Yupiii..."
You well and truly break Reimyu's mind and body with your city-sect penipeni. By the time you refresh for the last time with her, her body is a burnt out husk with six stalks growing out, each filled with black, dead shapes. However, it's not clear if she died first of the stresses of yukkuri rape, or of yukkuritis at losing everything to the tune of taunts by her sister. "Wefweshed... What a shitty-shect mamumamu! Call Awish again sometime." You suddenly notice Maricha. "Yu? Why is Mawicha here?" Maricha smiles at you. "Fank you idol Awish for saving Mawicha fwom shiddy shish!" Halfway through her thank-you, Tuftt and Princess arrive. "Yu! Liddle sis vanquished Weimu? So cool! Who is Mawicha?" Says Tufty. Maricha jumps up and down and yus. "Idol Awish has eajy big sisters choo? Let's chake it eajy together!" Tufty yu-yus. "Idol Awish's shitty-shect friend is Awish's friend choo! Chake it eajy!" She rubs cheeks with Marisa. Princess smiles at them. "Awish's shitty-shect shishters and Mawicha can all chake it eajy together!"
>>15172435
[2/2]
Your sisters decide they want to introduce their new easy friend to Mommy and Daddy. You don't care either way about the country bumpkin, but she seems to idolize you, and that means you can tolerate her presence. Returning to the easy place, you can see Daddy handing a big box of something to Mommy. "Alice found Mister Juice Box when she was hunt-hunting, so drink up, Patchouli!" "Mukyu... Patche's Alice... Patche's hero..." She drinks a few large gulps, and is revitalized. "Mukyu! Little ones that look like Alice are here!" You and your sisters dash to her side. "Mwommie!" Says Tufty, rubbing up against her. "Awice was wowwied! Mwommie is OK right?" Asks Princess. You offer her "Awish doejn'd want Mwommie to die! If mwommie dies Awish will do hurt-hurt!" Mommy rubs back. "Patche's easy little ones... Don't worry, Mommy is fine! Mukyu, who is Marisa?" You take a look at Maricha. She's shivering a little, looking nervous. "Ch-chake it eajy, Mawicha is Mawicha..." Tufty speaks up. "Yu! Dis Mawicha is Awish's eajiest friend! Let's chake it eajy together!" Mommy mukyus. "Little Marisa, take it easy. Patchouli is Patchouli. Do you know what that is?" She points a flap-flap at the corpse of Deibu, a shrivelled wreck with twelve stalks growing on it. "Y-yu... That's Mawicha's uneajy mwommie who was a buwwy and stole all the mwunch-mwunch and did hurt-hurt to Mawicha's fwend Patche and Mawicha and Awish's mwommie. Mawicha hates her!" At the mention of Patche, Mommy looks sad. "Little one made friends with Marisa?" "Patche waz a vewy eajy yukkuchi! Mawicha went to find Patche a Mista Tweajure or Mista Book so Patche and Mawicha could chake it eajy together! But... Yunyaaa! U-uneajy mwommie did s-s-squash-squash to Patche! And then did hurt-hurt to Patche and Awish's mwommie..." Maricha started crying. Mommy shuffled up to her and rub-rubbed with her. "Mukyu, take it easy, little one. Patchouli's Alice vanquished shitty Reimu. Maybe Marisa can take it easy with Patche's sisters?" A friend of the deceased Patche was a friend of the living ones. Scarecrow stepped up first. "Chake it eajy, Patche is Patche! If bwig shish wash fwends wiv Mawicha, Patche is fwends choo!" Fatty somewhat reluctantly comes closer. "Mukyukyu, chake it eajy!" She rubs with Maricha. The third Patchouli hops over too. "Mukyuuu, Patche misses big shish, Mawicha be Patche's new big shish, OK?" Patchouli mukyus again. "Even scum yukkuri like uneasy Reimu can have easy little ones. Take it easy Marisa, Patchouli is Mommy!" Tears form in Marisa's eyes as daddy bounds over. "How very city-sect! Alice thinks forgiveness is the height of city-sect. Take it easy little one, Alice is Daddy!" "Mawicha's Dwaddiee!" Maricha cries with happiness. She is now part of the family.
It's time for you to decide what you think of this new development...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126291
Let's have a thread for the #1 underground idol, Yamame!
Hmpp
>>15150753
How can spiderman do that?
Ran is embarrassed because she is got fat. What do you think about Ran?
Yeah, my mom is pretty big. But that just means there's more tohug!
>>15129141
>What do you think about Ran?
About being fat? Not sure. Do you think youkai can become ill if they're obese? I suppose there'd be some concern for her health..
>its another thread with a disgusting fetish
Sigh.
Eating alone in the bathroom stall with Sachiko!
>>15000937
Please do not bap the Sachiko!
>>15000875
If you're doing it with Sachiko, you're not doing it alone
>>15001012
I'm gonna boop her snootle. Against her will.
She won't like it.
Previous thread: >>15269959
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(05/25) Nogizaka46 2nd Album (Sorezore no Isu).
(06/01) AKB48 44th Single (Tsubasa wa Iranai). Mukaichi Mion center.
(06/10-12) Nogizaka46 2nd 46-hour TV stream.
(06/15-08/30) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour.
(06/18) AKB48 45th Single Selection General Election to be held in Niigata: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/
(07/08) Documentary of AKB48.
(07/11-08/15) HKT48 Midsummer Hall Tour.
(07/27) Nogizaka46 15th Single (Title TBA).
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
Previous thread: >>15262691
[New to the Game? Read first, Ask later]
Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/
Recent Updates:
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates
KanColle STAFF Twitter:
https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF
Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG
Air Superiority Calculator: http://aircalc.net
Combat Mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat
Fit gun for BBs:
http://i.imgur.com/j9p0mL4.png
Equipment upgrade values:
http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png
Useful Akashi upgrades table:
http://akashi-list.me/
Voices, Sprites, Furniture Preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 2): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/FreyYa/KanColleViewer
PS Vita game has officially released: http://kancolle-vita.com
KanColle Arcade has officially released: http://kancolle-a.sega.jp/
Official arcade gameplay demonstration: https://youtu.be/GAjOfoutg5s, https://youtu.be/IPfFSo-hiWI and https://youtu.be/LYlzkMGYtEA
KanColle Movie trailer: https://youtu.be/Puj4vB_Kh2E
News:
-Spring 2016 Event has started and will end on May 31. It is a 7 map event split into 3 parts: Initial, Expansion and Final Operations.
-Debuff nodes for E-6 confirmed to be L/A/G and node I on E-5.
-Unintended stats gains on new ships and Pola not being able to equip seaplane fighters have been fixed. Oyashio also has an increased drop rate.
-Land based planes not doing their correct damage and enemy raids not happening have been fixed.
-Players who reached E-6 before the emergency patch will get an exclusive apology furniture and an early event reward for their troubles after the event.
-Kamikaze class DDs Kamikaze and Harukaze, Oyashio, Pola and Iowa are available in this event.
-New equipment such as the Catalina, interceptor fighters and Iowa's OS2U stock equipment can be earned this event.
-Land-based aircraft and their famed pilots have been added. They can be used with the new land-based aerial support mechanic which can also accommodate naval aircraft. Land-based air squadrons will be able to aid your fleet at up to 2 specific nodes.
-The first part consists of 4 maps. E3 rewards Kamikaze along with the ability to use the new aerial support mechanic.
-The second part consists of 1 map, which rewards Pola and is optional.
-The third part consists of 2 maps, which rewards Iowa for the final map.
-The max slot counts have been increased to 290/1260 for ships/equipment respectively.
-An Asashio class DD will get her Kai 2 this spring.
-Android lottery results are out, the 250k winners must wait until the end of the event to gain access.
-E-6 Zuiun Exploit is now online. Set-up can be found here: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28789122
Posting early so I can tell people to read the thread later on.
It's finally over, right before I hit 20k.
>アリガトウ
No regrets.
>>15273439
Suijou or Kidou? Full setup?
Previous thread: >>15266779
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(05/25) Nogizaka46 2nd Album (Sorezore no Isu).
(06/01) AKB48 44th Single (Tsubasa wa Iranai). Mukaichi Mion center.
(06/10-12) Nogizaka46 2nd 46-hour TV stream.
(06/15-08/30) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour.
(06/18) AKB48 45th Single Selection General Election to be held in Niigata: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/
(07/08) Documentary of AKB48.
(07/11-08/15) HKT48 Midsummer Hall Tour.
(07/27) Nogizaka46 15th Single (Title TBA).
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
>>15269959
you couldn't wait for the image limit to post your epic joke?
Mako runs this shit.
http://b.1339.cf/auxbhaj.webm
Happy Birthday Ami and Mami!
Thanks dude!
>>15269041
Me on the right
Thanks, OP, I'm glad you remembered.
kuso idols
bring out chihaya
