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cheeky edition
lads
>>62261515
would
summer creeping
>>62261565
good post
do girls get freaked out if you play with their bumholes during sex lads?
you will never fall in love for the first time again
>Theresa May: I Would Push The Nuclear Button
just got called a pom in walkabout :|
>>62261602
>again
>>62261588
Why's she all in black
thicc
the west is best
>>62261601
some do and will get surprised while some actually like it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36822735
Ahh yes, ''''''british''''''' london
>>62261514
girls bums are quite stinky desu
>>62261619
you truly have to be autistic to not find a gf in this country. It's not like america, most girls aren't even shallow. literally check urself my man
>>62261634
midlands mentioned
Busness idea: learn to drive a bus
>>62261311
One thing I noticed that I think's become a lost art in film is the contrast of silence and violence. Violence should be unexpected, fast, and loud and should be surrounded by silence on both sides to give it the proper gravity it needs. The holdup in Jef's apartment is much more tense than any holdup in a modern movie where there's constant score and the two men start relaxing and shooting the shit as if it's 1990 and Quentin Tarantino is still a cutting-edge director.
>>62261681
and with this post the normie power hours have officially begun
see you later fellow NEETs
>me coming home from work
>>62261681
don't live here tbf
Cyber attacking Trident with my motherboard desu
>>62261515
what about this image makes her seem so bangable
>>62261675
you speaking from experience lid?
Wanking to slags on Facebook Live again
>>62261681
*points baguette at you from under jumper*
give me gf now frenchman or the cheese gets it
>>62261601
risky maneuver. they could be edging a poo
>>62261735
her
got called a limey in maccy dees again
>>62261735
She doesn't look like the cock-hungry slut she actually is
got called a normie in the travel agents lads
>>62261657
>boys behave badly and fall behind
Ah, yes, leaving our boys under the care of bitter, frigid young women ideologically obsessed with femininity for eight hours a day? Brilliant idea, they will definitely not abuse them or instill a complex.
>the last white men in Britain fighting of the foreign horde
>>62261629
would let her explore me 2bh
business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a Truck around the nice area for a number of weeks to unnerve the public for a laugh.
would you watch a porno of may and merkel?
>>62261681
heard French men are pretty direct with women lad. Need more confidence there I reckon.
>>62261858
rorke(s Drift)
>>62261843
more concerned over the fact that the entire classroom is populated by niggers
>tfw farming rank 20s for golden portraits on Hearthstone
>>62261843
What the fuck are you talking about, you daft fat nigger?
>>62261865
Devilish what less to expect from an ausflag
>me and the lads
>>62261896
>playing poostone
>>62261657
well lads pack it in. london is officially french territory
Got called an oppressed at O'Reilly's pub
>>62261705
yes man
Le Samourai has a lot of tension, maybe too much in it. The first killing of the bar's boss at the beginning was too grimey, and that was because of the silence. Silence is truly a huge part of that movie. the art of silence in cinema is truly mastered in that movie, and can also be found in the work of Ozu, Dreyer and Kiarostami, not forgetting Melville of course (silence can also be found in Le Silence la Mer). silence should truly be exploited more in cinema, noise as been done and redone to the point where it isn't spectacular
Poleaboo is feeling uneasy about her transition
Noticing some hyperpigmentation even on the area of the face the laser "worked"
business idea: classrooms have two teachers, one of each sex?
really what can labour do at this point?
>>62261602
just want to fall in love again 2bh, don't care that it's for the first time
>>62261705
>>62261964
Lovely posts
Gonna become a film director just so I can get her to do a nude scene,
business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a truck over my gonads
Business idea: kill all Aussies
>>62261983
Would be better to split the class in half if you could desu. Or have one doing the teaching and the other helping the spastic ones
t. Know it all
>>62261965
>>62261629
Why is my dick so hard
>>62261983
To expand: the female teacher gets an extra 10% on top of her wages to make up for the gender gap
lads was poleaboo banned or just sectioned?
having a girlfriend is the comfiest feel of them all
>>62261657
London's nice as long as you stay in the expensive parts desu
>>62262030
GREAT taste
>>62262049
means you're horny
Poleaboos sister is asking him to help set up her printer
told her to fuck off
>>62262080
I don't know if that's true
when I'm single I feel whatever everyday
when I have a gf I'm good when I'm with her but as soon as I'm alone i feel whatever
it's like a nice add but it's nothing special. she occupies more my mind than anything else though, unlike before when I had nothing to think about
Angelus bell ringing lads
>>62262080
font
business idea: australia is really good and i like it
>>62261964
Speaking of Ozu and Dreyer, I got Paul Schrader's book Transcendental Style in Film: Ozu, Bresson, Dreyer for Christmas and I have yet to read it. The concept sounds fascinating, another thing that has been lost in film and society in general is a desire to express ideas that transcend the grounded or obvious. The sixties seemed to be the last gasp for breath of that art, even if artists were more interested in the exotic philosophies of Asia than the more mundane ones of Europe.
Why do we need a nuclear deterrent when we aren't even going to use it?
>>62262239
*kisses you, on the lips*
>>62262163
What's it like having no penis
Business idea: make a free people movement deal with Australia and send them all the pakis and indians
>>62262251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
>>62262239
What London bar do you work in, Bruce?
>>62262251
Theresa may will get a mean message from Putin while she's on the rag and decide to blow Moscow up soon enough
great to finally have a PM that can appeal to my mummy issues as a tory
Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders
Fuck this heat
Commuting in this weather is truly miserable
Business idea: kill all white "people"
>>62262287
Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan
>retarded imperialist ACTUALLY believe that the Commonwealth cares about us
No way that they would open their doors to us with trade/movement, they hold disdain for us. They have surpassed us in almost every way possible.
/brit/ is just way too witty for me. i'm not smart enough to post here
>>62262340
her feet look like baby feet
>>62262333
>Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders
>>62262380
Finally a yank runt that knows its place
>>62261983
Really think we should just go back to single-gendered schools tbqh.
Have Corbyn and May already spoken? the house seems a bit empty
business idea: attractive women having sex with me
>>62262362
>Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan
>>62261694
represent
>>62262249
Dreyer is heavy into christianism and European philosphy though. Ordet is about faith and doubt.
Also check Bresson ASAP
>>62262366
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-17/turnbull-discusses-possible-free-trade-deal-with-may/7636368
:^)
>>62262439
too unrealistic, i'm out
Keep sending the queen invitations to orgies in my shed but she hasn't replied to a single fucking one
And we pay billions to support her
It's too fucking hot outside lads
>>62262531
honestly? this.
>>62262485
>Britain is the biggest dog despite being geographically the smallest
What retard made this
>>62262461
Yes, I meant that directors of the sixties were more into Eastern philosophy, and after that it was purely about realism, nihilism, and/or deconstruction without assessment.
Ah yes, vacuuming at 3am in the morning. My neighbours most certainly have their shit together.
Know they use drugs. Reckon the vacuum is cleanup of this or..? It happens every second night.
business idea: my willy
Exactly how much of Highlander's quality comes from its soundtrack?
>>62262567
oh yes you're right
anyway check Pickpocket, Au Hasard Balthazar and Un Condamné à Mort s'est échappé
JUST
>>62262485
Not gonna happen. As much as I want us to be close the fact is the next generation is going to make Australia a republic, remove your Union Jack, and denounce us as imperialists.
>>62262594
What about it
>>62262510
top post
>>62262594
Bit of a small proposal there lad
>>62262049
because youre a sexually repressed paki from a barbaric culture
>>62262634
this desu
>>62262594
the margins just aren't there and for that reason I'm out
>>62262662
This is a mean post
how come some paintings sell for like 100s of millions when they probably cost like 100 quid tops to make
bit of a mark up
>>62262621
Will do *kisses you euroskeptically*
>>62262531
open a window then
>>62262485
>trade more with the UAE than with Australia
Are you bf material /brit/?
put some crackers in my chili lads
can someone fucking fly over to my house and strangle me so i can die quicker
you dont wanna tell me what's REALLY going on here? That's fine.
But just STOP asking for my help.
*walks out of room*
>>62262559
Britain is the most populous with the largest economy, are you retarded?
>>62262647
The younger generation are unironically more monarchist than the older generations. It comes down to the popularity of the monarch at the end of the day and Prince William is extremely popular, Charles not so much but he's unlikely to be on the throne long enough to fuck it up 2bh
>>62262730
advertising. good marketers sell their arts regardless of how crap they are at actually painting them.
>>62262794
3/6
>>62262819
aside from India
>>62262794
I fit all those requirements. The fact I'm also an ugly fatso doesn't seem to matter which is good.
SNP are a joke
>>62262794
22-
White
Can cook
Always puts out
Skinny
If you dont meet the requirements... move
>>62262794
>no kids
>own crib
What would I need a crib for without kids?
>>62262794
>job that can provide for me
any bitch who expects money just because she has a vagina can fuck off
>car
>home
only if she also has them
absolutely will not date a leech just because it's the norm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IimfVaOs5pA
NEED a gf
Why don't Australians hate us this is unfair I WANT THEM TO HATE US
>>62262931
Quite literally this desu
Lads. I just discovered that Skin diamond's dad is Spencer the painter from balamory. Creasing atm
>>62262794
2/6
no kids and I think im faithful
how can I trick people into giving me lots of money?
>>62262961
Shut up you paki
>>62262961
You can take the convict out of England, but you can't take England out of the convict
it's really hot in here
i'll open a window to cool it down a bit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BldZgCb8aHg
CHEEKY RAINBOWS I SWEAR ON ME MUM
>>62262957
>NEED a Black gf
ftfy
>>62262998
set up a fake "findom" twitter
>>62262980
HOLY KEK
>>62262980
Holy fuck, great find
Business idea: Enter and win a television quiz show
>>62263043
Based Daddy pig
>>62262961
>Did they think that England stood alone?
>Have they heard how to her side we’ve flown?
>Sons of Australia
>Strike for your Empire Grand,
>Fight as your Mother taught you to,
>For the dear old land
;^)
>>i need tactics not strategy do you hear me
>>62263043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Beh7wJcIGY
anybody want to meet up and hunt for some pokemon?
>Thanks for buying me a pint anon <3. Now tell me a little bit about yourself ;)
>>62261602
i did and it was horrible because it was obviously never going to happen (surprisingly it never happened)
>>62262405
Isn't it grand
cheesy wotsits
>>62263127
f--fucking crim fuck off
*folds hand into 'o' shape then waves it back and forth*
WANKER
>>62263171
first of all I wouldn't buy her that weak scottish pisswater
"females"
>>62263171
how bout this weather haha
>>62263043
*recreates video with my Black wife and two strange-looking mixed children*
*all die in off-roading attempt*
Wish we would fire a couple of trident missiles at Scotland
>>62263181
just had to talk to her mate
listening to some BADBADNOTGOOD lads
business idea: fedora a completely random post for no apparent reason
>>62263171
I just wanna fuck and suck fuck and suck fuck and suck
I just wanna fuck and suck all through the night
Ooh I love cocaine, ooh I love cocaine
>>62263226
>Rally 'round the banner of your country
>Take the field with brothers o'er the foam
>On land or sea
>Wherever you be
>Keep your eye on Germany
>But England, home and beauty
>Have no cause to fear
>Should auld acquaintance be forgot
>No, no, no, no, no!
>Australia will be there
>Australia will be there
;^)
>>62263267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-qmZ_J7WGc
fire
https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/754930196378034176
VERY nice
>>62263267
bad lad
>>62263228
>How about some Fosters?
>>62263232
Sunny innit
moving to switzerland lads
touching myself
>>62263310
Lmao we Cucked them so bad
Me on the left
>>62263353
you 'avin a giggle m8
a 5 year old could drink that weak aussie piss and not even get a buzz on
when did baked beans become a thing in britain?
>>62263324
Gets BTFO in the first reply.
>>62263359
why would you want to do that
>>62263375
me on the leash
>>62263324
real knob move tbf
>>62263392
wheyyy
>>62263392
>the in the audience that turns his head around
>>62263373
>Heav’n hath willed it
>Tis decreed world wide
>Rulers we the grand old breed
>We who have fought for freedom
>Scorning all things base
>Must fulfil our destiny
>To be the ruling race
:D
>>62263382
She has a bad taste
>>62262030
Patrician taste.
>>62263442
why do people who can't grow facial hair insist on growing facial hair?
>>62263382
>being a beer racist
>Taylor Swift topped Kim Kardashian West’s earnings by $119 million in the past year -- that's $326,027 more per day.
ah yes, very impressive
business idea: homeopathic parfume. 1 microlitre to lavander in 200ml of water
>>62263399
offered a country job there. why not? whats bad about it?
>>62263171
i like to put date rape drugs in stranger's drinks
>>62263171
>tennents
fucking hell
>>62263494
only poor people drink lager
>>62263504
>>62263399
comfy job not country job*******
business idea: homosexual parfume. 1 microlitre to pozvenom in 200ml of water
>>62263462
>fighting for race
Bit fascist lad
>>62263470
business idea: bogans out
>>62263392
WA A A A
Listening to Franz Ferdinand and thinking "they're not bad y'know"
ahhhh yes
>>62263534
In Scotland a pint of lager is more expensive than a pint of ale
2 in tha morning
and we still high assed out
screamin' 'thug till I die'
before I passed out
but now that your gone
i'm in tha zone
thinkin'
'I don't wanna die all alone'
but now ya gone
damn 2pac RIP thug nigga
>>62263600
>goys forever jealous at our success
ah yes
Can i come and work in your country?
i really can't think of anything bad about switzerland
their flag is hilariously small, i guess
was decent tbqh lads
Feeling hopeless lads, like everything I do is pointless
>>62263629
yes
Who /toowarmforclothes/ here?
>>62263609
And all I got left is stinging memories
I love them niggas to death - I'm sipping hennesey
>>62263629
of course
grimsby I love you but you're bringing me down
business idea: dobby from peep show doing a wee in my gob
>>62263562
>The bugles are loudly calling
>The drums they are calling too
>So rally round the flag, my lads
>Show the world we’re Britons too
>Down with tyrants, now, forever
>Keep our dear old flag unfurled
>Show our foes the British Empire
>Is a big thing in this world
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is
Nah lad
>>62263462
>>62263310
>>62263127
<3 shame we let you down in WWII
it's definitely worth spending £179,000,000,000 on nuclear weapons lads
>it's definitely worth spending £179,000,000,000 on nuclear weapons lads
>>62263682
Sorry about getting all you lads killed at Gallipoli, our bad
>>62263649
next time you do me mum plonk a tricorn on 'er thar head
why isnt anyone flipping out about theresa having a Fanny Shmelar when hillarys entire campaign is based around it
Why is Birmingham hotter than the south coast?
>>62263760
REALLY into this
>>62263760
>linking a picture to an image board
>>62263809
>wanting to attract Janny the Autist
>>62263681
god hooks dobby is a deciduous little vixen
id give her such a punt theyd have to amputate me leg at the knee
id suck so much delicious lubricant out of her fanny me face would closely resemble timmy byrne's
id rip her teeth out one by one with my own, rip the pulps out, stuff em all down the ol gobbaroonie like they was oysters, and distill a perfume out of the resultant faecal matter just to retain the lovely scent of her mouth
the things i'd do to that creature oh my goodness me dont tempt me
>>62263801
pakis radiate more heat , black body radiation desu
so if you meet a girl at a club or bar or whatever and she messages you on facebook after, you meet up with her at some point, right?
have been talking to this bird for over a month, not asking her if she wants to meet up
am going on holiday for a month in a few days too
never done this before hahahahahaha have no idea what im doing
shes not even that fit, dont really fancy meeting up with her
>>62263801
urban heat island or something idk
>>62263801
Curry
>>62263759
>Those boys of the Dardanelles,
>By the dear old flag with never a lag,
>Have fought and served it well.
>From scraping keel, with plunging steel,
>They quickly got to work.
>In khaki kit they did their bit,
>And soon were upon the Turk.
;^)
>>62263828
i've already called him
>>62263809
Why would I want to save an image to my hard disk drive, upload it then have to go through the hassle of deleting it when I can just link the image URL?
Why would I want to waste server space on hiroshima's hard-earned money hosting an identical image twice when I can just point to the first instance of the image?
>just upload the image from the URL
But I don't use 4chanX because I don't have autism you see.
>>62263828
too late aha
being a non-blowy people up muzzer looks quite comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ws-j09BDjk
i'm an only child and only have my mum f so the idea of chilling with all of your extended family, smoking shisha pipes with the lads looks quite fun
these are the sort of muzza's 90% of 4chan users i expect blindly hate too
>>62263801
looked like EU3 in the thumbnail
might need my eyes checked
>>62263801
wind mate, the coasts are very windy which means the sun rays take longer to get here.
>>62263760
>post deleted anyway
JANNY YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>62263846
>shes not even that fit
tell her to fuck off then tbqh
>>62263760
always thought nipples look a bit like dog biscuits
Business Idea: nuke argentina
>>62263801
Cant be doin with that, how long is this shit gonna last?
>>62263801
>manny not on the map
bugzy BTFO
can't get Pokemon Go to work
keeps saying there are server issues or something and it cant get player info
redpill me on nofap lads
>>62263760
janny you fucking sod im sick and tired of it
>deleting a post that contains a link to a nsfw image
bloody new jannies don't know the ropes round here
warm out
Got a HUGE blood pimple on my back lads. It's half an inch wide and protrudes a few cm out from my back. Need a new chair BADLY. Not sure how to deal with this, I don't want to pop it because it might scar.
Any suggestions lads?
£60 1 hour, NON sexual one on one cuddle party.
This is a non sexual service that takes the girlfriend aspect and intensifies the benefits of human touch therapy. A cuddle is good for releasing oxytocin & relaxing. Intimacy in it's most innocent form. My holistic background makes this such an enjoyable treat. You are welcome to bring comfy clothes with you & we can choose any manner of position from the cuddle sutra during our time together, spooning, caressing, no rhyme or reason just a good cuddle.
Nudity is allowed of course however if you wish for any sexual services it will be my normal hourly rate of £130. This does not include wanking, so bear that in mind if booking. We can pillow talk away or we you can simply rest while being held, it's up to you how you spend your cuddle hour. I've got some nice to the touch silk sleepwear or just regular PJs. You are welcome to get aroused but please be aware this is not a sexual service given the lowered rates of my normal sexual service therefore touching is restricted to my chest & butt because hey they're fun and squishy but not pubic area as to avoid confusion between my service.
Kissing is fine & encouraged in touch therapy. An intimate option for those unable to perform in the bedroom or those just looking for something more relaxing
Overnights are a sleepy mix of hanging out, cuddling, candles, hot drinks, massage and DVDs. ( I like thrillers but generally anything but horror films I'm awful to watch those with haha ). Morning cooked breakfast made by me 0:). Let me know what alcoholic drinks you like if any.
30 mins quick cuddle refresher = £30
1 hour = £60
Overnight = £350
>>62263934
what accent is that? Scottish?
>>62263934
I'm fucking crying mate
>>62263972
it's a meme
no porn is decent though
>>62263986
Why do you care about getting a scar on your back
>>62263995
ah yes paying for a girlfriend because you have failed at life
very good
>>62264029
nah
its too warm for the janitor
everyone reply to my post with "stay cool little man" and we'll sort him out x
Moving to America if Trump is elected desu lads.
>>62263995
Pretty much just asking to get raped 2bh
>7pm
>Still 30 degrees
>>62264034
I've got too many scars as is. Easily 20+.
>>62264083
horrible racist post this is
*hugs the janny*
>>62264083
rorke
>>62264083
have fun getting a visa unless you're an actual billionaire :^)
>>62264083
Isn't moving to the US difficult as fuck without a relative their
>>62264066
ah yes because "real" girlfriends don't require a shitload of money spent on them
>>62264083
same x
>>62264094
32 here. bearable with the fan on but the ass sweat is kinda annoying. I pity fat lads, summer must be suffering for yall
shabnam pls x
>>62264142
only if you're a twat and give them money
>>62264094
I've been naked all day because of this. I even had a cool bath earlier.
>>62263416
hot
Anti-Trident cucks getting absolutely SHREDDED in parliament right now
>>62264142
they don't
unless you're some kind of runt who can't keep them any other way
*reads your other posts*
ahh yes.. haha, runt detected.
>>62264182
>>62264122
what's this rorke about lads
>>62264124
Canadians get in very easy
I've already worked in the states for a few months
>>62264142
ah yes
the famous deluded loner argument
*puffs a fat vape in your face*
yes? what it is friend? hurry up, I have to be places you know!
fancy a bit of ian beale I do xx pure pukka lols xx
Lads
big sinkhole in south london lads
sophie, we know who you are
>I am not embarrassed at all over what I did. Whatever was the case, it [her social media behaviour] was completely intolerable
ah yes, what a rich and valuable culture muslims have
>>62264211
Feels good lad
>had curtains closed all day
>room lovely and cool
lads
Not fucking with you
This is an ACTUAL headline on a respected newspaper website
>>62264251
thinking he's hard yeah its little T
>>62263478
because we look 12 years old without it
t. one of said people
gf just dropped this in my lap from a great height
>>62262559
It was WW1 propaganda so Britan was noticeably the most powerful at the time tbqh
who else /cantplaysports/ here?
so fucking annoying in this weather when the lads are out having a kickabout or messing about with a ball or whatever and you want to join in but you're fucking wank at everything
none of the lads are particularly good at sports but i'm absolutely atrocious to the point where i can't even mess about with the ball
only thing i can do well is swim which is pretty pointless because i live in britain
>move to america as a kid because my step dads job moved there
>live there for a few years, enjoying a yank childhood
>everything literally just like the movies etc
>literally a year before i was going to get my green card (meaning i could be a permanent resident forever) step dad and mum get divorced
>have to go back to england
>hated it
slowly got used to it again but fuck me ill never forgive my mum for being so fucking selfish. just one more year and id be able to freely gravitate between europe and yankland.
>>62264260
sometimes the only way you can stop your sister being a slag is to kill them
lost 2lbs playing pokemon go lads
or maybe that was just the poo i did
>>62264215
>action posts
>trying to imply he's been within 50 feet of a woman ever
Not believing it.
>>62264289
>respected newspaper website
lol
*sends for you with a slickly produced diss track*
>>62264289
>all of those tabs except /brit/
Inflict fatal damage on yourself my man
A letter to the custodian:
Dear custodian,
I love you.
Signed, anon.
going to the shop
>>62264300
rare
If you were the prime minister and some country launched a nuclear attack on the UK, why even bother retaliating with our own nukes? What's the point? We're dead anyway at that point so why bother killing millions of innocent civvies from the country whose leader(s) made the decision to launch an attack on the UK? What good will killing all those innocent people do?
>>62264289
charge your laptop you CRETIN
I used to cut myself as a teenager so cant ever wear tshirts in this weather fml
>>62264289
those were the actual words spoken in parliament you dullard
>>62264356
cornetto
>>62264315
FOY
>>62264339
Westy, is that you yeah?
>>62264356
just came back from mine, got a lion bar and a pack of skittles x
>>62264369
because M.A.D must be enforced as an example for the other nations of the globe
in love with this russian weeb girl lads
life wasn't supposed to be this way, I had a good upbringing
why do I have no gf
>>62264300
doing a backtrace on this through my GUI mainframe to locate the soure
>>62264315
Don't forget paying taxes to the US whenever you're not there. Your step dad saved you thousands, you should give him a call and thank him for mugging your whore mother off.
>>62264329
I know you're trying to communicate with me, but all I hear is "squeal squeal squeal squeal"
*hefts the taser harpoon*
*fires an electric bolt straight between your eyes*
*watches you squeal and writhe on the floor in agony, a look of mild distaste on my face*
foul beasts... thank god their bodies are good for incineration in the biofuel reactor or they'd have no place on this earth
>>62264369
proving you're immortal is already good enough
>skinny arms
>>62264289
Good.
What's the point in nukes if our enemies don't think we're prepared to fire them?
You've got to act like you'd nuke them to smithereens even if you wouldn't.
>>62264424
pics
>>62264406
isnt that just for US citizens though?
>>62264408
howling
me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468193758166.webm
>>62264384
>>62264395
Ahh Labour voters.
I bet you're watching furry porn right now you fucking degenerate cunts.
>6'5
>ectomorph
>>62264311
>tfw played football at semi pro level
>tfw tore more acl
played 6 a side for the first time in years a few months ago and got repeatedly skinned by some young runt
>>62264289
>Chris Boardman's mum died
damn
No more him on TdF highlights so
>>62264369ario
you launch them at your own country once its doomed to ensure there is nothing for the enemy to take. That's why we dont have that many.
>>62264369
to insure the forces of evil do not inherit the globe you cretin
>>62264439
Yes
>literally a year before i was going to get my green card (meaning i could be a permanent resident forever)
gun in the mouth is def the most sus way to kill urself
>>62264404
ulster
>>62264488
green card isnt a citizen you melon
>>62264369
Because if you're gonna go out, might as well take as many people with you as you can.
t. 14 years old and think nuclear war would be awesome cause I played Fallout 4 once.
>>62264424
me too mate but I wear t shirts without shame
im not some insecure fag
had a dream lads. i dreamt is was walked to the gallows with a hood over my head, people were throwing rocks at me as i approached the gallows steps. as i stood there sightless with the hideous sound of westerners calling for my death. i stood there agonizingly long until silence suddenly befell the crowd. i could hear tapping sounds in the distance, like a two legged horse. the sounds grew closer and closer until i could recognize it as a pair of high heels, and eventually it stood besides me, something pulled off my hood and the first thing i could see were two large silicone breasts attached to a woman, as sexy as she was frightening. she grabbed the noose and moved it towards my neck, but lower she went, lower and lower until she reached my crouch, the dominatrix tore off my pants and yanked my wiener, which had shrunken in fright. she placed the noose around it and tightened it, strangling my scrotum. a glistening pearl of precum squeezed itself from the tip of my urethra. i stood there shaking while she slowly reached for the lever at her side, she grasped the lever and looked me dead in the eyes with a nefarious smirk on her lips, stroking the lever up and down, as if wanking a stronk. suddenly she pulled the lever forcefully and i dropped through the trapdoor. the world was black to my eyes from pure adrenaline, as i dropped and the rope uncoiled until i had reached it's full lenght. a horrible snapping sound resonated through the air as my testicles were torn clean off. never had i experienced such delicious pain before. a fountain of blood and sperm shot out from my crouch as i lay memberless in the scalding Texas sand. at this point i woke up hyperventilating , drenched in sweat and semen.
>>62264435
this
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
>>62264311
Literally me tbqh.
I've been considering just biting the bullet and straight up asking one of my m8s to literally teach me how to properly kick a fucking ball/ make a tackle.
what VICE documentary should i watch next lads
>>62264369
because that's the whole purpose of MAD you dullard
if they knew that there would be no possibility of retaliation then they would have no qualms about attacking at all.
>>62264369
yes best just let everyone on this island die for absolutely nothing and let whoever done it not only get away with it, but profit from it
fucking imbecile.
Where have you gone Craven you posh cunt
/brit/ turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo ooh ooh
>>62263644
kys
I'm old as fuck
what the fuck do you people be thinking these days
>>62264449
kek tbqh
>>62264561
this is what winning looks like
>>62264452
ah yes the "I got rekt so I will use ridiculous insults" ploy, it might work on foreigners who have sat in the sun too long but here it falls short of convincing even the most pallid of schoolboys.
>FIFA streamer has 19k people watching him player pokemon go outside
wew
>>62264424
>tfw fit muscular upper body and chicken legs
>>62264369
Because the fear of that would ideally deter the enemy country from attacking in the first place you fucking moron. Why do you think nuclear powers have NEVER gone to war with each other?
>>62264529
t. poleaboo
>>62264560
tim made an upload three hours ago, he must have been released
>>62264456
Could you stop please lad, I'm trying to cold turkey my way out of my corrupting femboi fetish.
>ah yes the "I got rekt so I will use ridiculous insults" ploy, it might work on foreigners who have sat in the sun too long but here it falls short of convincing even the most pallid of schoolboys.
>>62264575
bit edgy
>>62264566
but clearly they didn't have qualms about doing it because they launched it anyway
were you not reading the post or something
>>62264449
you seem like a lovely bunch of fellas
all that fun, you must laugh for hours
>>62264602
dont care
>>62264602
Bob Ross is dead and he regularly streams to 2 or 3 thousand people.
ahh yes the "ahh yes" ploy, ahh yes very impressive
business idea: have such a shit phone that Pokemon go crashes every time I open it
Getting quite fat lads.
>>62264629
Sry but I really hate you people and your bent culture
chris brown could've been the next michael jackson but he had to be a stupid wifebeating hoodrat
why couldn't i be given that talent
he should be the biggest entertainer on the planet right now
if you reply to this post i will never post here again
>>62264604
>chicken legs
>>62264602
his gf is a giga qt
>It's the celebrity question that forces you to make a decision: Are you in Team Taylor or Team Kimye?
hmm how about i discard this cultural poison from my mind and take my pineal gland back? aahhhhh
>>62264665
FOY
>>62264083
ah yes, trump is sure to relax immigration controls for redcoats
>>62264628
yay my first fedora fan, all these years and never a jpg reply. I feel validated.
Niggas say 87k I don't know you, get out my way.
>>62264631
>but clearly they didn't have qualms about doing it because they launched it anyway
except they haven't because this is just a hypothetical scenario
Business Idea: get russia to nuke bradford
>>62264654
go on a diet m8
>>62264300
she looks ill
>>62264690
defend harrogate and nothing of value will be lost
>>62264635
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melancholia
>Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5 You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.[a] 6 You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.
love it when the bible BTFO capitalism
>>62264675
it's such an easy question though, taylor fucked it up and now she's been exposed
I am from Pakistan.
>>62264401
i bought cigarettes coz im cool and ham
>>62264750
taytay did nothing wrong
>>62264706
Ah, you see
I would
But I'm a disgusting glutton.
There is a negative correlation between intelligence and amount of sexual partners and that is the reason why I'm a virgin.
>>62264753
rorke
Did someone order pizza to Tim yesterday?
Kek
>>62264654
who ate all the pies? (You)
>>62264529
too long?
i lied
>>62264769
t. Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum
>>62264575
what age are you to constitute "old as fuck"
>>62264689
Why do you find it so hard to defend your position under a hypothetical scenario where a country actually DID launch a nuclear attack?
It's all well and good spouting 'muh MAD' but once someone actually calls the bluff and launches a nuke you enter an untenable position.
>tfw no /fit/ gf
France is underrated
>tfw iphone 4s
>crashes every time I try to open Pokemon Go
>>62264768
she's a snake rudebwoy
post good spotify playlists
>There is a negative correlation between intelligence and amount of sexual partners and that is the reason why I'm a virgin.
poomark is poorated
>>62264739
W E W
E
W
Top lad
>>62264836
scabby abbie no tits
>>62264806
Indeed it was (Me)
>>62264791
haha that's hilarious /b/ro xD
how fucked would you be lads?
>literally have to talk with every evening with my gf on the phone
ah yes so this is being in a relationship
very good
>>62264864
'Skunkiest UK Top 40 Grimestep Mandems'.
Quite partial to that one atm.
>>62264868
that's why i'm avoiding sex. so that my intelligence will get higher
>>62264832
because the point of MAD is to deter then attacking in the first place with the threat of mutual death
also why wouldn't you want to demolish the country that nuked yours? it would eliminate a threat to others and show them that you cannot get away with a nuclear attack unscathed.
>>62264888
at least she's not a full on muslim like obama
>>62264900
fine as long as i haven't moved back to london when that occurs
>>62264791
post the vid?
>>62264923
don't even bother replying to him he's been posting the same idiotic bullshit all day
>>62264906
HAHAHA
GET REKT FROG
>>62264900
>Birmingham
Well shit I guess I live in the capital now
>>62264880
I'm projecting 2bh
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468403659236.webm
well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.
In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
>>62264930
the radioactive fallout would probably cover the entire country 2bh
List of things to avoid in women
-bisexual
-raised by a single parent
-tattoos
-piercings other than ear lobe
-vegetarian
- hardcore atheist
-coloured hair
-feminist
-only hobbies are instagram and shopping
-has more male friends than female
-wears uggs/ leggings
- doesn't respect her father
-drinks often
-does drugs
List of things to avoid in men
-no job
-virgin
-no hobbies other than video games and watching films
-plays videogames after the age of 25
-doesn't read
-doesn't exercise
-isn't trying to learn a language
-isn't trying to learn at least one instrument
-wears lynx
-plays fifa
-likes the ladbible
-watches mma regularly
-doesn't believe in nationalism
-doesn't shower everyday
-believes that socialism can work practically
What else?
>>62264850
couldn't pay me to live in that islamist shithole
>>62264961
no York is the official capital after London
>>62264965
all me
>>62264888
rebellious streak of hair peeking out
very haram
>>62264906
font
>>62264900
Just missed the fireball but I guess that's still instant death <3
>>62264969
TUUUUUNE
>I'm projecting 2bh
Not bothered
Let's take all the trident missiles and give them to our NHS
>>62264923
>why wouldn't you want to demolish the country that nuked yours?
Because I don't think killing 99.99% of the population who had no hand in the launching of the nuke that wiped out the UK in retaliation is justified. At all.
This has been the most boring day in a month
>>62265015
Really? I thought the second city would become the capital
>>62264908
That's not what it's called haha
Quite a shit playlist for grime as it goes though >>62265015
'no'
The Technomancer looks
So
Bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBEcjRKLXc
>>62265000
forgot being a manlet
>>62265057
novelist mentioned
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen
O Lord our God arise
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all
Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour
Long may she reign
May she defend our laws
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Queen
Not in this land alone
But be God's mercies known
From shore to shore
Lord make the nations see
That men should brothers be
And form one family
The wide world over
From every latent foe
From the assassins blow
God save the Queen
O'er her thine arm extend
For Britain's sake defend
Our mother, prince, and friend
God save the Queen
Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring
May he sedition hush
And like a torrent rush
Rebellious Scots to crush
God save the Queen
>>62265019
Yeah we don't need filthy fucking Potato niggers polluting this thread. Get the fuck out you literal nigger.
>>62265055
since when does the population size of a city have any baring on whether it is the capital or not
>>62265000
gf only has 1 of these things
>>62265041
It doesn't matter what you think you fucking drooling retard. No state which launches a full scale nuclear attack will be allowed to get away unscathed. And "muh innocent people" is literally irrelevant. Fuck off you moron
>>62265081
worst national anthem ever. Literally cuck: the song
>>62265086
fuck off rorke
>>62265103
Just seems like the most logical choice
>>62265000
>-doesn't exercise
>-wears lynx
>-plays fifa
all me
>>62265086
bit edgy there lad
>>62265130
what a shithole devoid of culture and filled with nignogs?
>>62265123
fuck off rasheed
>>62265000
>-isn't trying to learn a language
>-isn't trying to learn at least one instrument
>-doesn't believe in nationalism
all me
>>62265146
off yourself
>>62265146
WOW!
>A faggot
>A potato nigger
You guys are fucked! LMAO! Welcome to multiculturalism!
>>62265000
'doesn't go to church' should be added
need to print off a postage label but i don't have a printer
what do
>>62264946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMmzYqHLRWc
go to 8:00 then 9:51
>>62265000
>learning a language when you already know english
literally why
Before I started working I used to phone up places for information and presumed the person on the other end knew what they were talking about.
Now I work in a call centre and I have literally no fucking clue about anything. Calls come in to me all through the day and I just spout no end of shite to these people. I have no idea whatsoever what the true answers are to their queries and I simply say whatever comes to mind.
>>62265207
>faggot
fuck off yank
post qts
>>62265193
you're already speaking english lad,
ur alri
no one cares if you can play the bassoon or not
nationalism is a joke
3/3 all good, great work
Going to try and become so-called hench lads
lots of edginess in /brit/ tonight
ORDER
>>62265274
fuck off bent cunt you have your own thread on the bender board
Bullying the Irish is only allowed if we do it tbqh
>>62265206
Bet you tick more than 3 dickhead
>>62265256
LMAO! YOU GUYS ARE NIGGERS! YEAH I AM AMERICAN! AT LEAST I'M PART OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOU FUCKWIT! LMAO! NIGEL FARAGE IS A FUCKING NIGGER! LOOK AT HIS EYE COLOR, HAIR COLOR! KILL YOURSELVES.
>>62265301
1. how?
2. why?
>>62265252
found this post very funny
Why do trident missiles get paid more than NHS footballers?
*inhales deeply on my zoot of strawberry skengwidow*
*holds it*
*holds it*
*holds it*
*exhales slowly and deliberately*
good shit bro hit it
>>62265352
can't tell if this is ironic or real
get him janny
had a wank not too long ago. Now im feeling very horny again
>>62265299
i just already know to play instruments haha
and im good in 4 language or so
>>62265362
1. not sure yet, haven't looked into it
2. for you x
Was things better before the existence of social media?
>the city of angela eagle
why did the dentist order tim a pizza?
me and my m8
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468646831078.webm
I upload my horse racing bets and fobts videos. I am big time Gambler and proud. Been gambling since i was 15 get in there lad. Enjoy my gambling videos.
>>62265368
if you dropped a footballer on a city would it destroy it leaving no survivors?
>>62265379
Brown hair and brown eyes are not white you Danish idiot. I'm posting from Finland btw. Fuck you.
>>62265439
Fuck off with this soap opera shit
>>62265453
depends which footballer
>>62265439
It was obviously a false flag from one of the lads from this thread.
>>62265439
playing silly games because he's not very bright
>>62265368
each has multiple warheads and they live under the sea tax free. Its win-win situation if you are a submarine owner.
>>62265369
*tries to look cool and surpress the coughs and tears*
haha yeah good drugs man
>>62265400
fucking europeans man
feel VERY smug that i'm c2 in spanish but literally meet like 15yo frenchies and italianos at the language school who can speak spanish as well as english and obviously their mother tongue
how rich are you? music + languages are the realm of the upper middle class here
>>62265473
who sent tim sweater bear?
>>62265443
why do these drips upload videos of themselves getting merked?
>>62265443
>charging mags in the middle of a fire fight
absolute retard
how do i smoke DMT through an e-cig
>>62265413
3. pics :3
>>62265431
>Owen Smith 5/4
>Angela Eagle 14/1
lol she's shite
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God
Im gonna start posting all the questions people ask here on facebook
not gonna post any business ideas until there's a new thread
>>62265000
>believes that socialism can work practically
socialism can work but only in very small scale community/tribal settings, not nationally or globally
t. Politics grad x
>>62265591
arrogant student
>>62265494
rich enough to attend private school & conservatory but not rich enough to be considered rich by the real rich kids. I'd say I'm above middle class (for Paris)
haha
FUCKING
YES
MATE
>>62265591
tribes lived all around the globe though
this man is responsible for brexit
desu
>>62265505
The other guy was shot later on and this video was retrieved
It's too hot to wank
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