Bustin' edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
nuke the tories
Why do leftists insist on ignoring the deterrent argument and think the point of nukes is to kill innocent people in an act of revenge?
it's too fucking hot
lets not fall out :)
why don't we have one of those fancy rolling threads so new ones don't need to be continuously made and die every 30 minutes
Thank god for Trident edition
>>62258759
fall out of what hahahaha
>>62258751
it isn't a deterrent if the enemy knows we probably won't use it
cara 2bh lads
>>62258759
good post, excellent even
>>62258717
yeah but its normal for it to be well above 30 degrees in most other european countries, where there are white people
white people are suited to 30c too because its not that bad
40c is a different story.
>>62258751
>he actually thinks £40 billion for trident is a good investment
Absolute spacker lmaoooooooo
my biggest secret is that I very rarely brush my teeth
no one has ever found out, not even my dentist
>>62258786
absolute HOG
bomb the whales
>>62258786
a post of very exceptional quality
>>62258698
fuck thats pretty good
>>62258797
they must have better ac systems or something
there is no denying this is uncomfortable
>£40 billion
>£350 million
all just big numbers at the end of the day enit
>>62258783
If the UK is nuked, then trident will literally immediately launched from the many subs we have constantly deployed around the world
That's the deterrent you idiot, they don't sit around and discuss if we should nuke them back, it's done.
If the PM is killed, then it's done by the sub captains.
>>62258786
Jenna Haze 2bh lads
>>62258838
not if you keep posting machines you legend
>>62258783
why do you think the UK has nuclear armed submarines you stupid cunt? they are quite literally THE go to deployer of nuclear missiles in second strike functions.
>>62258812
you shouldn't have more neetbucks though
>>62258786
exceptional post
Tories become right tax-cucks when it comes to Trident
should let the free market take care of it
>>62258842
why is her fanny melting into her arsehole
>>62258877
so is this
*unzips trousers*
>>62258751
Because that's not the basis of the argument you fucking mong. It's way too expensive a project for something that we may never even use and in case of an actual nuclear war we're still protected by the United States anyway. It's way too much money for something that's not even worth it.
>>62258751
>leftists
Michael Carver
Michael Portillo
Des Browne
Hugh Beach
Patrick Cordingley
Michael Howard
These are all former defence secretaries and military experts who are against Trident.
I hate to break it to you but your cartoon version of life where everything you don't like is "leftist" and everything you like is "rightist" doesn't actually describe the world. It's far more nuanced than that.
>>62258895
jenna haze is ugly and literally a whore
>>62258783
The chance we will use it, however small, is enough to deter aggressors
The point is, no one knows what we will do, and that's the fucking point
>>62258942
Does Italy even have nukes?
Fuck off pasta nigger
>>62258924
she's got fannymeltingintoherarsehole syndrome, I've heard its pretty serious
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jul/18/ikea-reading-customers-trapped-in-car-park
cagecucks lmao
you can't make this stuff up
>>62258893
>If the UK is nuked, then trident will literally immediately launched from the many subs we have constantly deployed around the world
How is it good to nuke a country back in response for being nuked? Your country has been destroyed....so the correct response is destroy the whole world?
>Let's renew Trident
looool the cold war is over grandpa
/brit/ word of the day: nuanced
>put the slightest bit of effort into a brit post for once
>post it after everyone's moved onto the next thread
>>62258942
Ah yes, because you can see the future. The US will ALWAYS come rushing to help. You know this because of your ability to predict the future diplomatic landscape with 100% accuracy. Thank god we have you
![DrStrangelove060Pyxurz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HZFdFF9.jpg "DrStrangelove060Pyxurz[1].jpg")
I for one, support trident
>>62259014
riperoni in pepperoni
Fucking hell this heat is terrible. There isn't even a fucking breeze the air is just dead
>>62258893
lol that's not true at all
nobody wants the world to end in nuclear devastation, what would happen is an emergency meeting between all of the relevant nations in the world which condemns whoever sent it (unless it's the US, of course) and they decide on some plan or something.
Nukes are only really used by most in today's day and age as a deterrent
>>62258942
>we should relinquish all nuclear arms because they cost money to maintain and besides, the US will protect us!!!
if you have nukes, you keep nukes. if not, then you can hide under the umbrella of another country.
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>>62259014
here is a post-mortem (You) for your troubles lad xxxx
>>62258863
>>62258996
ITS
A
DETERRENT
The point is not to nuke cites and kill innocents
The point is to make other countries scared enough that we might
>all these nationalist ITT who aren't in the army
explain yourselves
>>62258996
Yes you're right, lets just roll over and die
cuck
Think that wearing my hoodie is pushing it a bit today t b h lads. Problem is I'm fat and jackets are the only things that mask my flab.
>>62258900
>>62258893
http://www.bbc.co.uk/guides/zpm8xsg
>If the US fires a nuclear weapon at a Russian military target and the Russians have fired a nuclear missile on London, what do we tell our Trident commanders?
>Overall the war room voted against firing.
>>62258910
yes i should i want a motorbike reeeee
>>62259014
repost it and i'll give it a (you)
>>62259026
All it would take is one busted piston to spear her guts through
>>62259055
*wipes away a tear*
th-*sniffs* thanks pham
hope it was educational
>>62259068
tbf I only have one arm.
>>62258950
>generalisations are never useful
Yes I know the world isn't that simple, stop being a smart arse
>>62259015
>>62259050
Ah yes, because the NATO is totally meaningless isn't it and if the US just conveniently ignored it existed while one of their closest military allies got nuked to oblivion nobody would bat an eye would they? Nah....Really makes you think why such a massive organization even exists....
>>62259068
doubt most chavs in the army know what nationalist means desu
>>62259070
>Yes you're right, lets just roll over and die
So if David Cameron went mental and nuked France, then the correct response from France should be to nuke British cities?
You do realise that nuking a country is undesirable even for a country that's been nuked? IT WOULDN'T BE IN ANYBODY'S INTERESTS TO NUKE BACK
>>62259124
Used to have a tennis partner with one arm
Served me right
took apart my old computer and now i cant remember how to put it back together. Want a new case for it as well that's small
all these people talking about nukes and we dont have nukes so I'm just here for a good time
>tfw we have Maggie 2.0 now and Trident will undoubtedly by renewed
HAHAH
>>62259172
Something that isn't mentioned is how often nuclear war almost started by accident.
>>62259091
It's cool lad, you've already given me one with this.
But >>62258863
The examples for 'google are fucking with my images search results' just rustle my jimmies a bit.
>>62259172
sigh
>May says Russia is a threat
lol tell her the cold war is over
>>62259100
>Electric motor
>Busted piston
>American """""education""""""
>but America will protect us
So are we sure that we will always be best friends with America and that they will protect us against everything forever?
yes yes alright we've had QUITE enough of that I think
*grabs you firmly by the arm*
now come along, jeffrey, let me show you to the door
*leads you to the door*
>>62259168
>So if David Cameron went mental and nuked France, then the correct response from France should be to nuke British cities?
of course, fucking leftists have no sense of honour
>>62259138
>stop being a smart arse
Stop labeling everything you don't like "leftist" then.
>>62258893
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort
May has already decreed our enemies' fate
>>62259158
>Americans ALWAYS abide by international law and treaties
Fucking naive idiot
she wants a man from Devon
>>62259252
Not him but I dont want to be nuked desu :(
>>62259221
>>62258863
was actually quite smart and reasonable. Well done.
OH SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
is it true that brighton is literally the gay capital of england lads?
*rips on chainsaw*
NORMAROOOOOOOOS!!!!!
>>62259076
that's immediate firing in reprisal. it is entirely different to sending a missile over after impact on your country. there were a couple of cases in the cold war where radar glitches showed missiles and officers had to quickly ascertain whether to fire a missile in "retaliation" or not. obviously they didn't, but they sure as fuck would have if they got hit.
>>62259252
>of course
Yes you just want to sound like a big tough man on 4chan instead of discussing politics in a sensible way.
>>62259241
Yes, there's a guy ITT who can see into the future and he told us that America will always protect us
>>62259238
unironically this
*goes to the fridge*
*opens it up*
*gives it a good once-over*
*pulls something out of my pocket*
*types something into it*
*it prints off a ream of labels*
*attaches "leftist" labels to everything I don't like*
>>62259287
I heard hull was now desu
>>62259287
are you that lad who believes in God? quite silly lad, you need to sort that out
made a right zinger on reddit lads, getting bare karma
>>62259270
You can't seriously be this stupid
>>62259190
yeh good luck with surviving your country is literally going to be destroyed
>>62259285
What the fuck is this?
>UKIP +8
>literally 1 MP
wat
![Slim-Pickens-riding-the-Bomb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SNvkYQV.jpg "Slim-Pickens-riding-the-Bomb[1].jpg")
>>62259276
Tough shit
>>62259315
How does it feel that Trident will always be renewed?
>>62259347
*flicks your nuts from behind*
>>62259241
I unironically believe the US will always be allies with britain
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-36825934
normies ruining everything
Why are you lot banging on so much about chewing gum, anyway?
you now remember about all those opportunities you had to turn you into a normal well adjusted person
love watching you runts squabbling, failing to understand the most basic concepts of nuclear deterrence.
>>62259340
REDDDIIIIIIIIIIT
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>62259359
>Tough shit
bit mean
do you want to be nuked?
>>62259373
*licks your nuts from behind*
>>62259265
>place the submarine under an allied country's command, if possible. The documentary mentions Australia and the United States.
Excellent plan
>>62259347
In the event of nuclear devices being used, all our countries are going to be destroyed. May as well have a beer and not give a shit about nukes until then aye.
>>62259376
Hey I live in Gloucester
oooooh i'm not liking this heat
>>62258893
i watched Crimson Tide a while back
the eerie thing is situations like that could be happening at any moment and none of us would know
>nuclear deterrence
looool is it GCSE history in here pmsl
>>62259240
Get back to the corner, runt!
*takes away your spaghetti*
>>62259359
If you don't care about nuking innocent people in return for being nuked by 1 insane person, then there's no reason not to be already doing it.
>>62259158
you're literally assuming the US will always be that close to the point of firing nukes in retaliation for the UK copping it.
the only way to ensure a job is done right is to do it yourself and inadvertently cucking yourself by taking away a power you hold because another country holds that same power so why should you is just so beyond comprehension.
>>62259428
gf's on her Crimson Tide right now
*slaps belly*
yerrrp, reckon we'll bomb the Nicaraguans today
*picks up the big red phone*
yep, Nicaragua today Bill - scorched earth please, alright goodnight
*lays back on the bed looking at toenails*
*hears distant missile-firing alarm*
hmm i should really touch up these nails
>>62259404
*grunts gently*
s-senpai
>>62259356
>What the fuck is this?
A fabrication.
https://twitter.com/britainelects
>>62259415
yes bruce i agree oolaroo
>British Nukes were once protected by bike locks
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7097101.stm
>>62259464
g-gross
wouldn't mind nuclear war tbqh.
imagine if you literally put one of you rorkes in charge of the big red button
equally racist, poorly informed and un-empathetic people are going to get access to that button over the next 20 years
shit's fucked desu
>>62259498
shut up god squad
nuke london and the south east
very anxious lads
reminder that now that farage has resigned UKIP are going to be lead by literally who and are going to fade back into obscurity, holding onto fourth place in the polls if they are lucky and having no seats
*licks your nukes from behind*
>>62259378
they can't handle 5gum so they want to renew trident gum. Bunch of spineless queers desu.
today I discovered I have a fetish for men sitting on female faces and having their dick sucked from underneath
>>62259390
Sorry lad ... I'm unable to read your post because it is blocked by a thick cloud of garlic
>>62259491
Worked tho dinnit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36829391
smfh
if this was the other way around they'd be fucked for life
>>62259418
FUCK OFF SCOTTISH TWAT
would unironically vote for this man
ok rightists. You can renew trident but you have to offer your house up as the enemy target
check and mate
>>62259506
>imagine if you literally put one of you rorkes in charge of the big red button
Le Pen in 12 months
>>62259547
a two year old kidnapping two teenage girls?
>>62259390
when I was fifteen/sixteen years old I tried being a normal well adjusted person, got a gf, hung around with cool people and went to parties and smoked weed and drank alcohol. Next morning I would always wake up at about 6am and just immediately want to leave
>>62259449
>you're literally assuming the US will always be that close to the point of firing nukes in retaliation for the UK copping it.
Why the fuck would I assume that? How would that change anything?
>cuck
Come on now lad.
>wanting to have nukes means you want to use nukes
ah yes, not bollocks at all
eating some peanuts
tune lads
>>62259534
That's a gross fetish
![dr-strangelove-HD-Wallpapers1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eAWqaou.jpg "dr-strangelove-HD-Wallpapers1[1].jpg")
I for one, look forward to nuclear war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gb0mxcpPOU
>leftists in /brit/
*cocks shot gun*
Now boys, if things get heated I want you to tell Ma to play Ave Maria at my funeral and to night invite Jacob
O.K?
*fires blankly into the crowd*
yes yes this, this will do nicely
>BBQ for dinner
noice
>UK allies repeatedly bombed/invaded
>nuclear weapons are a deterrent!
really makes you think
In the situation where a country is firing nukes do you really think they care whether their cities get hit>
This is clearly the very last case scenario and an act of desperation
think every man woman and child should have personal nukes for self defence
the right to bear nuclear warheads is enshrined in the constitution
>>62259521
Doesn't matter
we brexit nao
>>62259593
https://youtu.be/mbamEauMMsY
>>62258954
>Yank opinion
>>62258797
>30c
>its not that bad
'no'
the mustache has grown to considerable length. it's becoming itchy and i'm tempted to shave it but i'll endure
*gives you pee shivers*
>>62259635
Which allies are getting invaded?
>MEIN FUHRER
>I CAN WALK
What did he mean by this?
>>62259600
Total Comfort 3000
>>62259618
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
>>62259066
But in the ACTUAL, not hypothetical, case of us being nuked, you would be in favour of nuking the country back?
If your answer is yes, then you are petty, vengeful and immortal
if your answer is no, then it does not work as a deterrent.
Furthermore, by that logic, every single country should have nukes.
>>62259635
>UK never invaded
??
>>62259667
everyone by pakis
>>62259400
good post
>>62259640
How are sour sweets going to help?
>ywn defend Paris with the lads
KILL ME
>>62259648
I support trident because nukes will mainly target cities full of pakis and lefties
Leaving us superior country people unharmed
>>62259667
Saddam Hussein in Kuwait
Major ally of USA but Hussein did it anyway. No nukes were used.
>>62259681
Cool, I'll take the immortal option.
>>62259702
>wanting to be french
glass yourself
my feudal liege isn't very good
think he might be a shitlord
who /scorchio/ here?
>>62259666
*makes a mess*
*mummy calls me a disgusting pig*
Thank you, Australia
>>62259638
>In the situation where a country is firing nukes do you really think they care whether their cities get hit
If they aren't attacking a nuclear power then they have no reason to care
>>62259681
>then you are petty, vengeful and immortal
Kek
>>62259716
might bomb the Mozambicans today lads
*bombs them*
well that didn't hit the spot at all
If another country nuked Britain, I would hope our leaders did not nuke back.
It makes no sense to kill millions of fresh civilians, create more devastation and threaten further nuclear war.
>>62259736
boxers end up smelling weird with all the sweat. Smelling like arsey sweat.
>>62259681
Immortal reporting in
>>62259779
KEK
U
C
K
>>62259760
yes they do they will be attacked by the rest of the world
>>62258698
I very much enjoyed Freddie Mercury heheh..
>how do i get out?!
send help lads
>>62259681
based immortal here
>>62259681
>immortal
at last i see
>>62259798
>you deserve to die because your government did something bad to us
epic
>>62259736
looking forward to all the recycled facebook posts from earlier this year
and that clip of Peter Kay
>>62259716
>>62259763
>Millions of innocent people have died
>the solution is to kill billions more
theory: google is using the shop front captcha to discover shops that have failed to register as a business in order to sell the info onto city councils/governments so they can do them for tax evasion
>>62259701
they were called toxic waste you fucking gay bus
>>62259779
cuck
>>62259730
>le english man who sips tea and hates le french DEA they surrender a lot
grow up
>>62259585
you just did in saying that the US will have them so the UK doesn't need them. if the US joined the conflict after the UK got nuked, the US would be nuked too seeing as the deterrent means nothing.
the UK relinquishing its arsenal because the US will keep theirs is deciding to take probability over certainty. so yeah, I'd actually say you're cucking yourself by stripping yourself of the most powerful weapon known to mankind because another country can look after you with theirs.
you've genuinely not got an ounce of a clue what youre on about.
leftists WILL put flowers around enemy missile silos, sing communal songs and not wear shoes as a peaceful deterrent to nuclear annihilation
>>62259764
K, any country that actually nukes another country should get nukes back at them. It's not petty, it's fair.
>>62259833
shut the fuck up paki
>>62259681
FUCK, only just realised what i wrote. Top kek.
Honestly lads get out into the countryside . Just drove out here parked at the side of a road neat a farm enjoying a cool breeze
>>62259842
you banging on about leftists is pretty sad mate
just sort it out
t. a concerned centrist
>>62259824
>le internet tough guy
Visited /ck/ today lads, have a few quality gimmicks but they're all lefties and women. Overall I can do little more than give them a passing grade.
>>62259681
>If your answer is yes, then you are petty, vengeful and immortal
Topkuk
>On the inevitable march towards communism
rightists on the wrong side of history again
>>62259842
>leftists WILL put flowers around enemy missile silos, sing communal songs and not wear shoes as a peaceful deterrent to nuclear annihilation
>there are actually """""people"""" that would hand the future of the world to a country that nuked us by letting them go unscathed in the nuclear holocaust
>>62259874
Already live there
Only the pondscum live in cities
>>62259681
so if you get attacked in the street fighting back is petty, vengeful and immoral? ok...
>>62259848
"the country" isn't going to decide to nuke anyone. a few high ups are going to decide to nuke another country and they do not care about the billions of runts that will die, in their country or in others.
>>62259681
I give this post the quality Seal of Approval
>>62259681
if it's military targets then yes, fire back without prejudice. if it's a civilian target then no
>>62259861
rourke getting hot under the collar kek
>>62259877
just bance innit ahahhaa
ps *smashes your shins with iron baton*
ahaha
>>62259799
>this baseless speculation
>>62258996
>launched from the many subs
Kek. There's only one on patrol at any one time, you fucking clown.
>>62259888
>in the event of May launching nukes against a nuclear armed country, they should nuke Britain back
>in my mind this is good politics
>>62259935
*gives you smallpox*
>>62259921
The equivalent of the nuclear deterrent in a street fight would be brutally murdering the assailant, then also brutally murdering anyone he's ever known.
So yes, I do consider that petty, vengeful and immoral.
business idea: bomb the left
>>62259917
Launching nukes in response just kills millions who were not responsible for the initial strike.
Protestants will bang on about how much they hate Catholics until their house is haunted and they need a proper exorcism
>>62259985
*gives you pakis*
>>62259929
No leader would decide to nuke another country without significant support from their populous.
>>62259989
probably not even that since the assailant will be tucked away safely inside a bunker
so just killing everyone he's ever known
>>62259840
>if the US joined the conflict after the UK got nuked, the US would be nuked too seeing as the deterrent means nothing.
If you're seriously implying it would ever get to that point then you pretty much just gave another reason for Trident not to exist because it would be pointless in such a situation.
>cucking yourself
There's that word again.
>you've genuinely not got an ounce of a clue what youre on about.
No, you really fucking don't do you.
Really not looking forward to tomorrow lads.
>left all my uni work till the last minute
>now have to work my butt off
>been taking modafinil for the past 3 days
>its 31C tommorow
>Coursework is also due tommorow
Glad we've established that anti-Tridenters have no logical defense and are now freely admitting that they get hard at the thought of lying back and letting a big strong enemy nuke us into the dirt
>literally no one in brit getting any concepts into their head through the duration of an hour long completely cyclical argument
ahhh yess
>>62260037
>source: my arse
*gives you a vague sense of nausea*
>>62259989
It's more like tribal warfare where the losing party would have all their capable males murdered, which was a pretty common occurrence and not considered immortal.
>>62259989
It's a deterrent. And if someone nukes us you can be fucking sure we'll respond in kind. Fuck off you retard
>>62259989
if he knew that would be the outcome, i don't think he'd initiate a street fight though 2bh
>>62260037
did you forget about hiroshima?
>>62260037
why not?
in any case it is easy to manipulate runts into wanting something they don't actually want
>>62259877
Why are you replying to a fucking Aussie, lad?
Ignore it and hopefully the sad cunt will piss off.
>Britain gets nuked by Washington
>let's nuke New York because it's America!!
>>62260061
post more Owens
Literally fuck this whiny bitch.
>Waa waa my brother died
>Waa waa fuck the Al Bhed
>Muh Yevon
>>62260060
arrogant cunt
>rorkes literally think nukes are launched with a Dexter's Laboratory style red button
>>62259556
you what cunt?
>>62260061
I'm glad that trident supporters have said that repeatedly the correct response to being nuked is to nuke a bunch of random cities in response simply because the government officials were insane.
>>62260062
What are you saying?
>mfw Brits get cranky the moment it becomes 30 degrees+
aw wee little Britons a tad hot are we? you keep your fluids up and dont strain yourself now :) x
Who /immortal/ here?
>>62260012
t. pleb
>>62260075
*gives you a child growing in your belly*
Also capcha has risked a daring synthesis of store fronts and disappearing images in one capcha, have they no decency?
NOTTINGHAM
>>62260165
everyone in this thread is a pleb
>>62260165
t. somebody who can't actually think logically
>>62260148
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkeGMaq0O98
>>62260065
not an argument
>>62260089
America was at total war with Japan, had the American populous known about the bomb they probably would have supported it.
>>62260090
>why not?
because they would instantly lose support and get lynched
>it is easy to manipulate runts into wanting something they don't actually want
also not an argument
>>62260169
>he doesn't use the numbers captcha
>>62260087
I love how this analogy is conveniently ignored
>>62260142
>I'm glad that trident supporters have said that repeatedly the correct response to being nuked is to nuke a bunch of random cities in response simply because the government officials were insane.
Yes, this is exactly what we're saying. You get attacked, you retaliate.
>>62260198
t. 15 year old
balls are fucking sore
been powerfucking the gf three days in a row with the free house
lost count of how many times i've entered her fanny
mum doesn't like her much though
>>62260235
mentioned
Watched a bit of pokemon on Netflix but realised after a while every episode is basically the same and ended up busting a nut to pokemon hentai
Shitposting on /v/ lads. It's far, far too easy. It's barely even rewarding.
