that one lad who's going to go sit under a tree and play wonderwall on guitar edition
>>62255181
mentioned
>>62255181
*twats you square in the boat for being a cunt"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>>62255181
Hii
cara
When did you grow out of racism lads?
Jenna Haze 2bh lads
>>62255256
16 t︃bh
>>62255256
17, by the time I was 18 I was a race realist
>>62255228
hey :)
and all the roads that lead ya there are binding
>>62255081
post some trap too
>>62255256
16, when i became a hardcore libertarian
>>62255256
18, actually
late bloomer
>>62255256
This morning when my wife's son introduced me to his white bf
>>62255256
16, used to be a "race realist" and go on /pol/ all the time
Now I'm a corbynite
>>62255256
I was never racist to begin with.
>>62255181
oasis is still a big name here
>>62255231
exceptional post
>>62255256
this afternoon
>>62255181
>that one lad who's going to go sit under a tree and play wonderwall on guitar edition
That's no exclusively British thing. But props for giving us Oasis.
>>62255256
13 or 14, something like that.
>>62255169
I'm not talking about formal gear you spacker
Hardly going to get every pair of chinos and sweatshirt tailored am I
>>62255256
The day a handy dandy Pathan saved my life.
>a race realist
>>62255314
>I'm a corbynite
mah nigga
>want to go outside and read a book
>family wont stop wondering around the kitchen
I don't want them to think I'm gay because I want to read in the hot sun
>>62255258
irish can't just go to britain? isn't it called the united kingdom?
Trigger warning // eating disorders
just ate 4 packets of twiglets
>>62255377
>he reads books
bender alert lads
>>62255379
fucking retard
>>62255344
oasis fucking sucks fuck you
aisha is angry and the vegans again
>>62255256
I was never racist, but I've always been of the opinion that some cultures are objectively better than others
just tried some lay's crisps
horrid
>>62255386
literally had a bag of lemon and scampi nik naks for breakfast
where did it all go so wrong?
>>62255418
Name one Russian band that gave us songs as good as D'you Know What I Mean or Supersonic.
>>62255433
protip: walkers are literally the same as lay's. it's the exact same ingredients and everything
>>62255432
Code word for "I love white cultures and hate pakis and black cultures"
>>62255460
Alri garden shears
>>62255416
are you implying there's no kingdom? There's a ruling royal family and everything
>>62255447
To be fair those are pretty good crisps
>>62255447
>giving a snack the flavour of a borderline flavourless shellfish
>>62255468
Well, yes obviously
But the key point is that it's not really about skin colour
Falafel £4
Croissants £3
Labour Membership £25
Lentils £2
someone who is good at politics please help me budget this. the party is dying
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>62255456
I'm not even arguing russian rock is good but oasis is just nostalgia seeking faggots. they create nothing new. they are literally le wrong generaiton the band and the main guy has the gaul to act like his opinion means anything
give me new order or joy division anyday of the week as far as iconic english bands go
>>62255487
>american education
go look up the full name of the UK
>>62255281
https://youtu.be/3s0Zzh722BA
https://youtu.be/RYozvYitx60
https://youtu.be/Qk13QMMHksc
https://youtu.be/6E0rd60bVGE
https://youtu.be/6_ZUFlD32jU
https://youtu.be/6wDWbyNGa0M
https://youtu.be/N0VCgCbuAJw
https://youtu.be/OBNDcFhaTCo
>>62255467
no it's not. i eat walkers regularly
Quints says all Brits are henceforth runts
Business idea: have London secede into a commonwealth country then pull strings behind the scenes so it makes no money and the poor are starving but we dont give them any bennies cuz theyre not uk anymore then when all the pakis have fled we annex london and enjoy a white london again
>>62255553
I TRIED SO HARD
>been off work for almost 2 weeks
>shit weather pretty much every single day
>starts back at work yesterday on nights
>INCOMING HEATWAVE
>I'M WORKING
>IT'S UNBEARABLY HOT AT WORK
>CAN'T SLEEP DURING THE DAY BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING HOT AND STICKY
AHH YES, VERY GOOD!!!!
>>62255533
much love pharmacy
>>62255569
>flag
stopped reading there
>>62255521
sound opinion mate, Oasis were never much good, they just rode the publicity wagon.
>>62255553
waheyyy twat
>>62255517
Fell back behind the first leg of it but better prospects for the second half
>>62255578
normie btfo
Australians are gay lol
What does haveing worms feel like? Please tell me I cant sleep thinking I have worms. It feels like somethings crawling out my anus. I've been putting tape on my arsehole and taking pictures of it to see if I can see any.
>>62255627
>working nights
>normie
Pick one
>>62255578
why don't you downies get air conditioning? it gets hot enough for long enough to warrant buying one but you retards just open a window and melt instead
fucks sake aishas tweets are protected
is there a way to get past this
back from telling a pack of lies to my career advisor at the jobcentre
>>62255680
yeah, grow up
>>62255644
>It feels like somethings crawling out my anus
Probably because you wiped too hard then put a load of tape on your arsehole. Worms live in your intestines, not your colon; they don't crawl out of your bumhole.
>>62255694
good lad
>>62255698
someone make a bogus communist girl account and add aisha on twitter and show us dem nudes
>>62255712
They come out at night though to lay eggs.
>>62255256
never was racist 2bh I don't think racism is really in the British psyche...its beneath us really
not pakis on the other hand
>>62255747
>>62255762
*now
>>62255740
:^)
Brits=Roaches. Free northen ireland nao!
https://twitter.com/masoud_ahmed/status/755027615531032576
>>62255712
Those are string worms
pinworms live on your rim, lay eggs on your starfish and irritate the skin so you'll scratch it and scoop up the eggs in your fingernails
then if you don't wash your hands, the eggs incubate in your stomache, hatch in your colon and live on your arsehole
>>62255762
Maybe not the native population but colonials were pretty racist.
for dem soft
yes dem soft
iiioooooo
dem soft
yes dem soft
iiiioooooo
so come we go chant down babylon one more time
>>62255870
weird, wonder where they got it from
>>62255868
no
>>62255860
Oh...
can someone post the face shot of pakiboo with his glasses and all?
>>62255917
Lads, are cold water showers bad for you? second day I do it and it feels very refreshing and that feel when the cold water first washes over you is exhilarating.
>>62255256
i'm half black half white, so i never really was one
i didn't even learn about racism as a concept until i was 9, and by that point i had already made friends of plenty of different colours and creeds so it sounded like the most ridiculous thing ever to me
never been racist, never will be
>>62255975
It's good for your pores because it makes them close up and stops shit getting in there
>>62255913
Friction with the natives of wherever they were trading/slaving.
>>62255975
fuck off paki
>>62255653
>it gets hot enough for long enough to warrant buying one
It doesnt we get a week or two of 'hot' sun. We dont live in fucking deserts like the retards in Texas and California. Plus the weather here is unpredictable so you get warm days mixed in with wet as fuck ones so your body never adjusts to summer. Air conditioning is a fucking waste if you buy it for your house you may as well just get a giant fan
pretty euphoric rn ngl
>>62255954
No proof that it is actually her
>>62256008
this
Poo...
Really makes you stink
>>62255975
Cold showers do nothing, it's all placebo
>>62255860
don't like the sound of that
>her
>>62256019
thanks for your honesty
>>62256028
>>62256008
I like it here
>>62256002
Thanks
>>62255517
Yeah I've got one now but I still feel the same
>>62256002
keep deluding yourself with your broscience pizzaface
>>62255870
I think natives can be racist too, tho I can't really imagine outright racism against black people here.
Then again i am from London so who knows.
>>62255975
cold showers literally best thing. really good for your skin, and it keeps you cool all day
but i always shout without fail and my walls are thin so I can't do it
>>62255598
agreed
>>62256067
Why did all the white people leave morocco ffs I wish there was still a large ammount of white ppl outside of europe and NA
fighting on arrival
fighting for survival
driven from the mainland
to the heart of the caribbean
woy yo yo woy yo yo yo
think bt may have stopped throttling me lads
>>62256067
well we don't like you here you shitskin fuck
do one
>>62256105
>Morocco
>White people
Hmm
>>62255975
>cold water showers
very good for you apparently you're supposed to blast cold water for a bit at the end of a shower before you get out, not just because of pores. forgot why though
I hear nigel left UKIP lads, where's he going to go now?
>>62256067
go stick a koran up your arse
would poleaboo fuck his sister?
what are the best endz in london
cold showers don't work unless you also go no shampoo no pillow
>>62256150
It was 50% white before the 1950s you uneducated dumb mongrel of a fucking scumbogan
>>62255553
wew...
so this...
is the power of shitposting...
>>62256067
I like you here pls stay
>It was 50% white before the 1950s you uneducated dumb mongrel of a fucking scumbogan
>>62256105
Well they weren't very nice to the locals
>>62256097
Why do you shout? the cold is uncomfortable at first but its easily bearable
>>62256207
you can fuck off aswell you paki
>>62255598
Blur were, are, and always will be the thinking man's britpop group.
>>62256174
the pub
>>62256192
as I said yesterday,
west london ealing represent ealing pride worldwide
>>62256192
CROYDON
R
O
Y
D
O
N
Getting my daily dose of Sargon and Molyneux
nice to hear that taylor swift's career is finally over
was getting bored of her riddims desu
>>62255553
you cunt that was wayyyy too close
imagine the screen caps
>>62256144
Are you sure? this guy seems to disagree >>62256207
>>62256245
>poshboys
>>62256233
YOU UGLY LITTLE PAKI RUNT DONT EVER FUCKING REPLY TO ME AGAIN
gaz!
....
*clears throat*
GAZ!
.........
GAZZZZZZZAAA!
.............
*from across the room*
JEZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA!
waheeyyyyyy haha
>>62256300
I'd like you if you posted tagine
>the poor
>>62256300
i want you to stay too :3
>>62256315
I wish mate
>>62256194
Why's that?
>>62256300
you're both pakis, both of you and not welcome, fuck off.
>>62256300
post Moroccan bp and you can stay
>Called the working class
>They don't work
makes u think huh
>>62256192
The end without pakis so nowhere
>>62256192
shoreditch mate
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468323302498.webm
me and my m8
>>62256374
I don't appreciate your unfriendly tone
>Wanna take a guess how much I turn my hot water knob. None. I don't even touch it. Haven't in months. Wanna take a guess why? It is because I have discipline and mental toughness, something that is all too uncommon nowadays.
>>62256399
I remember some documentary thing that John Prescott did and some chav actually said he didn't feel working class because he didn't work
any medfags here? think something might be wrong with my stomach, can you see anything?
>>62256399
hence the phrase "underclass"
>try to punish sub bf by getting him a shorter leash
>he likes it
reee
>It's a JF posts more than once an hour episode
[I'm fully aware of your perceived irony, just so you know haha]
>>62256470
Where'd you get that private pic of my bollocks
>>62256392
>>62256416
fuck off go suck mohammed's dick
>>62256499
>implying
>>62256416
fuck off then
>>62256525
not funny made me mad desu
i gave you a chance
nOW LEAVE
>>62256470
You'll be fine.
>>62256549
crawling in my ballsack
those testicles will not heal
>>62256577
smuggy the bush kangaroo haha!!
>>62256525
huh so it's called qd in tunisia?
I am an exceptional poster
>>62256354
west is poshboy territory
>>62256599
Its a mirror pic so its reversed
>>62256606
awww
too qt
okay you can stay only if you post while siting on my lap
>>62256608
fuck off you london prick shouldn't you be getting stabbed by a nigerian outside your shoeboxed sized flat or something
>>62256192
T O O T I N G B E C
O
O
T
I
N
G
B
E
C
>>62256360
shampoo and pillows lower your test, so even if you have cold showers it will all be for nothing
>>62256599
How thick are you m8
>>62256603
For a yank
>>62256642
*sits on your lap*
>>62256608
maybe i live in an exception then
*struts camply into the thread*
HELLLLLOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOYYYYSSSSS :3
>>62256673
Not as thick as you, apparently.
morrocco lad > angry rorke
>>62256577
do the corks actually work for knocking the flies out?
haven't wanted in 4 days lads. I don't know if nofap is a meme or not but I am fucking dying here, I am getting way too confident and cocky in an attempt to drain my balls
>>62256642
>wanting a pooey paki bumhole near your willy
bit gross
>>62256644
Fuck off how dare a poortherner reply to a londoner? know your place, runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQFebRcznA
tune
>>62256721
I think that's the idea.
bartender taught me how to and which whiskey to drink straight lads and I tell yee
I am a changed man
>>62256721
not wanted what mate?
>>62256721
it's a placebo m8
>>62256766
why whiskey
>>62256751
it's doing my nuts in desu
>>62256770
don't even fucking try to get smart with me m8 my test is through the roof
>>62256691
gud lad :3
>>62256709
Fuck off and go film Chattyman
>people are looking at my linkedin profile
PANIC
>>62256727
>when yanks use brit lingo
bit bothered desu
>>62256766
Did you really need to be taught how to drink a liquid?
>>62256805
interesting
might pretend like it isn't. I'm coming within a bees dick of messaging a qt that I've been nervous to message for a while
when was the last time you cried? broke down last night desu
>>62256807
idk tbf, not much a fan of vodkies of gin
>>62256829
We've got an opening for a gay male model here, £50k starting. You interested?
MORNIN' GEORGE
>>62256848
have you tried it you invalid cat-posting runt?
don't ever question my motives again or I'll paste you quick-smart
Hot to get qt Brit gf?
>>62256848
Actually certain whiskies are far smoother and easier to drink neat you smart arsed twat. Fuck off
Non-whites? Nah, not a fan.
>>62256896
tried drinking? why yes I have.
she wants a man from brum
>>62256896
I have indeed tried whisky. We're not all 16 year-olds.
>>62256921
>how
damn new keyboard
my nephew's in london can you lads be nice to him thanks
>I have indeed tried whisky. We're not all 16 year-olds.
I have very nasty shin splints
I regret walking 7 miles on asphalt last night
fuck they hurt bad
>>62256872
>£50k starting
bend me over and call me shirley senpai
cat-cunt BTFO
I ever catch you posting cats around here again me and the boys will rough you up and Ed might even penetrate you
so watch it, bucko
>>62256721
havent wanked in 2 months and not even believing this nofap stuff. just didnt have the need/occasion
>>62256925
K
But the action of drinking them is pretty much the same, some are just more grimace-inducing than others.
>>62256946
might as well go to pakistan
>>62256967
ill keep an eye on him ta
>>62256997
how low test are you
>>62256983
What the fuck does asphalt have to do with your shins
laphroaig is shit and anyone who says they like it are pretending
>>62256979
>says the runt who needed to be taught how to drink
>>62256829
>made a LinkedIn
>haven't added anyone from work yet
>just got an invite from this random matey I've never met who apparently finds jobs for people in my department
Fucking hell that looks suspicious, doesn't it
>>62257025
i have sex instead though. i dont let my dick rot
she wants a man from brum
>>62256945
>>62256949
*puts you in a headlock*
*punches your temples with my other hand*
cat cunt brought a friend cat cunt brought a friend
*sweeps your legs (im stronger than you) and punches you in the head again 14 times*
>>62257055
lel
>>62257040
agree
too peaty
Just saw some little batty boy at the park run in front of the swings and nearly get his block taken off.
The mother went mental haha.
>>62257073
I thought you meant you had no inclination to cum at all. I was gonna say hahaha
>>62257085
bit confused to who you put in a headlock
Downloaded Netflix free trial
Should i watch this breaking bad meme show all the norms like?
wew lads, just ran in front of the swings and nearly died haha banter
>>62257032
asphalt is harder on your legs than softer surfaces like dirt or grass
i'm listening to chris brown at the moment out of curiosity and wow i didn't realise he was this good
the music isn't brilliant but the lad's voice is incredible
why does no one take him seriously
i'm watching a video of him performing and he's a brilliant performer too
bloody hell i thought he was just an average popstar who beat up rihanna this yout is the future
>>62257116
um its a little thing called being proactive sweetie x
>>62257085
*pulls you off them*
mate what will your wife's son say if you go back to gaol?
>>62257084
A paki?
>>62257119
Breaking Bad doesn't hold up in today's world of elite programming like True Detective S1, Fargo S2, or Stranger Things S1
she wants a man from choo-choo
motherboard and cpu are at 67 degrees should i be concerned?
>Australians are famed for their drinking skills
>can't even drink whisky without being shown how
>>62257119
why no you shouldn't watch one of the most exciting tv series of all time. also
>free trial
>we shouldn't have a nuclear deterrent because nuclear war is bad
Leftist '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''logic''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' everyone
>>62257130
i bet you thought cena was only a meme too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9yX7EC9jds
NEED a resting bitch face slav goddess gamer weeb gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDY1Li0vf7k
>>62257174
#notallpisslords
>>62255256
15. Though I started posting on 4chan a year later where everyone said shit like niggertits, so I guess I was only really racist and then moved on to only jokingly racist.
>>62257171
Nah, you don't risk serious damage until you start getting into the 90s.
>>62257184
ah yes very exciting
>>62257174
ahah mate all he showed me was how to tell whether its a good whiskey or not - bartendie was me mates friend so we had a chat about it
i know you enjoy being a passive aggressive pasty nerd but tone it down a bit will you aha
>>62257186
still think it's fucking mental that Yanks used nukes against the japs
mental
>>62257242
alright the fly episode was a bit shit but the rest of it more than makes up for it
>>62257186
Hitchens doesn't think we should have one though.
>>62257194
is it just me or are female video game youtubers never funny
>>62257290
And his opinion is relevant how?
>>62257265
Fuckers deserved it desu