cheeky edition
lads
>>62261515
would
summer creeping
>>62261565
good post
do girls get freaked out if you play with their bumholes during sex lads?
you will never fall in love for the first time again
>Theresa May: I Would Push The Nuclear Button
just got called a pom in walkabout :|
>>62261602
>again
>>62261588
Why's she all in black
thicc
the west is best
>>62261601
some do and will get surprised while some actually like it
>>62261604
based
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36822735
Ahh yes, ''''''british''''''' london
>>62261514
girls bums are quite stinky desu
>>62261619
you truly have to be autistic to not find a gf in this country. It's not like america, most girls aren't even shallow. literally check urself my man
>>62261634
midlands mentioned
Busness idea: learn to drive a bus
>>62261311
One thing I noticed that I think's become a lost art in film is the contrast of silence and violence. Violence should be unexpected, fast, and loud and should be surrounded by silence on both sides to give it the proper gravity it needs. The holdup in Jef's apartment is much more tense than any holdup in a modern movie where there's constant score and the two men start relaxing and shooting the shit as if it's 1990 and Quentin Tarantino is still a cutting-edge director.
>>62261681
and with this post the normie power hours have officially begun
see you later fellow NEETs
>me coming home from work
>>62261681
don't live here tbf
Cyber attacking Trident with my motherboard desu
>>62261515
what about this image makes her seem so bangable
>>62261675
you speaking from experience lid?
>>62261657
Wanking to slags on Facebook Live again
>>62261681
*points baguette at you from under jumper*
give me gf now frenchman or the cheese gets it
>>62261601
risky maneuver. they could be edging a poo
>>62261735
her
got called a limey in maccy dees again
>>62261735
She doesn't look like the cock-hungry slut she actually is
got called a normie in the travel agents lads
>>62261657
>boys behave badly and fall behind
Ah, yes, leaving our boys under the care of bitter, frigid young women ideologically obsessed with femininity for eight hours a day? Brilliant idea, they will definitely not abuse them or instill a complex.
>the last white men in Britain fighting of the foreign horde
>>62261629
would let her explore me 2bh
business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a Truck around the nice area for a number of weeks to unnerve the public for a laugh.
would you watch a porno of may and merkel?
>>62261681
heard French men are pretty direct with women lad. Need more confidence there I reckon.
>>62261858
rorke(s Drift)
>>62261843
more concerned over the fact that the entire classroom is populated by niggers
>tfw farming rank 20s for golden portraits on Hearthstone
>>62261843
What the fuck are you talking about, you daft fat nigger?
>>62261865
Devilish what less to expect from an ausflag
>me and the lads
>>62261896
>playing poostone
>>62261657
well lads pack it in. london is officially french territory
Got called an oppressed at O'Reilly's pub
>>62261705
yes man
Le Samourai has a lot of tension, maybe too much in it. The first killing of the bar's boss at the beginning was too grimey, and that was because of the silence. Silence is truly a huge part of that movie. the art of silence in cinema is truly mastered in that movie, and can also be found in the work of Ozu, Dreyer and Kiarostami, not forgetting Melville of course (silence can also be found in Le Silence la Mer). silence should truly be exploited more in cinema, noise as been done and redone to the point where it isn't spectacular
Poleaboo is feeling uneasy about her transition
Noticing some hyperpigmentation even on the area of the face the laser "worked"
business idea: classrooms have two teachers, one of each sex?
really what can labour do at this point?
>>62261602
just want to fall in love again 2bh, don't care that it's for the first time
>>62261705
>>62261964
Lovely posts
Gonna become a film director just so I can get her to do a nude scene,
business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a truck over my gonads
Business idea: kill all Aussies
>>62261983
Would be better to split the class in half if you could desu. Or have one doing the teaching and the other helping the spastic ones
t. Know it all
>>62261965
>>62261629
Why is my dick so hard
>>62261983
To expand: the female teacher gets an extra 10% on top of her wages to make up for the gender gap
lads was poleaboo banned or just sectioned?
having a girlfriend is the comfiest feel of them all
>>62261657
London's nice as long as you stay in the expensive parts desu
>>62262030
GREAT taste
>>62262049
means you're horny
Poleaboos sister is asking him to help set up her printer
told her to fuck off
>>62262086
GOAT
>>62262080
I don't know if that's true
when I'm single I feel whatever everyday
when I have a gf I'm good when I'm with her but as soon as I'm alone i feel whatever
it's like a nice add but it's nothing special. she occupies more my mind than anything else though, unlike before when I had nothing to think about
Angelus bell ringing lads
>>62262080
font
business idea: australia is really good and i like it
>>62261964
Speaking of Ozu and Dreyer, I got Paul Schrader's book Transcendental Style in Film: Ozu, Bresson, Dreyer for Christmas and I have yet to read it. The concept sounds fascinating, another thing that has been lost in film and society in general is a desire to express ideas that transcend the grounded or obvious. The sixties seemed to be the last gasp for breath of that art, even if artists were more interested in the exotic philosophies of Asia than the more mundane ones of Europe.
Why do we need a nuclear deterrent when we aren't even going to use it?
>>62262239
*kisses you, on the lips*
>>62262163
What's it like having no penis
Business idea: make a free people movement deal with Australia and send them all the pakis and indians
>>62262251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
>>62262239
What London bar do you work in, Bruce?
>>62262251
Theresa may will get a mean message from Putin while she's on the rag and decide to blow Moscow up soon enough
great to finally have a PM that can appeal to my mummy issues as a tory
Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders
Fuck this heat
Commuting in this weather is truly miserable
Business idea: kill all white "people"
>>62262287
Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan
>retarded imperialist ACTUALLY believe that the Commonwealth cares about us
No way that they would open their doors to us with trade/movement, they hold disdain for us. They have surpassed us in almost every way possible.
/brit/ is just way too witty for me. i'm not smart enough to post here
>>62262340
her feet look like baby feet
>>62262333
>Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders
>>62262380
Finally a yank runt that knows its place
>>62261983
Really think we should just go back to single-gendered schools tbqh.
Have Corbyn and May already spoken? the house seems a bit empty
business idea: attractive women having sex with me
>>62262362
>Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan
>>62261694
represent
>>62262249
Dreyer is heavy into christianism and European philosphy though. Ordet is about faith and doubt.
Also check Bresson ASAP
>>62262366
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-17/turnbull-discusses-possible-free-trade-deal-with-may/7636368
:^)
>>62262439
too unrealistic, i'm out
Keep sending the queen invitations to orgies in my shed but she hasn't replied to a single fucking one
And we pay billions to support her
It's too fucking hot outside lads
>>62262531
honestly? this.
>>62262485
>Britain is the biggest dog despite being geographically the smallest
What retard made this
>>62262461
Yes, I meant that directors of the sixties were more into Eastern philosophy, and after that it was purely about realism, nihilism, and/or deconstruction without assessment.
Ah yes, vacuuming at 3am in the morning. My neighbours most certainly have their shit together.
Know they use drugs. Reckon the vacuum is cleanup of this or..? It happens every second night.
business idea: my willy
Exactly how much of Highlander's quality comes from its soundtrack?
>>62262567
oh yes you're right
anyway check Pickpocket, Au Hasard Balthazar and Un Condamné à Mort s'est échappé
JUST
>>62262485
Not gonna happen. As much as I want us to be close the fact is the next generation is going to make Australia a republic, remove your Union Jack, and denounce us as imperialists.
>>62262594
What about it
>>62262510
top post
>>62262594
Bit of a small proposal there lad
>>62262049
because youre a sexually repressed paki from a barbaric culture
>>62262634
this desu
>>62262594
the margins just aren't there and for that reason I'm out
>>62262662
This is a mean post
how come some paintings sell for like 100s of millions when they probably cost like 100 quid tops to make
bit of a mark up
>>62262621
Will do *kisses you euroskeptically*
>>62262531
open a window then
>>62262485
>trade more with the UAE than with Australia
Are you bf material /brit/?
put some crackers in my chili lads
![q5Xt2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sSsl7Lk.png "q5Xt2[1].png")
can someone fucking fly over to my house and strangle me so i can die quicker
you dont wanna tell me what's REALLY going on here? That's fine.
But just STOP asking for my help.
*walks out of room*
>>62262559
Britain is the most populous with the largest economy, are you retarded?
>>62262647
The younger generation are unironically more monarchist than the older generations. It comes down to the popularity of the monarch at the end of the day and Prince William is extremely popular, Charles not so much but he's unlikely to be on the throne long enough to fuck it up 2bh
>>62262730
advertising. good marketers sell their arts regardless of how crap they are at actually painting them.
>>62262794
3/6
>>62262819
aside from India
>>62262794
I fit all those requirements. The fact I'm also an ugly fatso doesn't seem to matter which is good.
SNP are a joke
>>62262794
22-
White
Can cook
Always puts out
Skinny
If you dont meet the requirements... move
>>62262794
>no kids
>own crib
What would I need a crib for without kids?
>>62262794
>job that can provide for me
any bitch who expects money just because she has a vagina can fuck off
>car
>home
only if she also has them
absolutely will not date a leech just because it's the norm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IimfVaOs5pA
NEED a gf
Why don't Australians hate us this is unfair I WANT THEM TO HATE US
>>62262931
Quite literally this desu
Lads. I just discovered that Skin diamond's dad is Spencer the painter from balamory. Creasing atm
>>62262794
2/6
no kids and I think im faithful
how can I trick people into giving me lots of money?
>>62262961
Shut up you paki
>>62262961
You can take the convict out of England, but you can't take England out of the convict
it's really hot in here
i'll open a window to cool it down a bit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BldZgCb8aHg
CHEEKY RAINBOWS I SWEAR ON ME MUM
>>62262957
>NEED a Black gf
ftfy
>>62262998
set up a fake "findom" twitter
>>62262980
HOLY KEK
>>62262980
Holy fuck, great find
Business idea: Enter and win a television quiz show
>>62263043
Based Daddy pig
>>62262961
>Did they think that England stood alone?
>Have they heard how to her side we’ve flown?
>Sons of Australia
>Strike for your Empire Grand,
>Fight as your Mother taught you to,
>For the dear old land
;^)
>>i need tactics not strategy do you hear me
>>62263043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Beh7wJcIGY
anybody want to meet up and hunt for some pokemon?
>Thanks for buying me a pint anon <3. Now tell me a little bit about yourself ;)
>>62261602
i did and it was horrible because it was obviously never going to happen (surprisingly it never happened)
>>62262980
>>62263068
>>62263071
>>62262405
Isn't it grand
cheesy wotsits
>>62263127
f--fucking crim fuck off
*folds hand into 'o' shape then waves it back and forth*
WANKER
>>62263171
first of all I wouldn't buy her that weak scottish pisswater
"females"
>>62263171
how bout this weather haha
>>62263043
*recreates video with my Black wife and two strange-looking mixed children*
*all die in off-roading attempt*
Wish we would fire a couple of trident missiles at Scotland
>>62263191
>>62263181
just had to talk to her mate
listening to some BADBADNOTGOOD lads
business idea: fedora a completely random post for no apparent reason
>>62263171
I just wanna fuck and suck fuck and suck fuck and suck
I just wanna fuck and suck all through the night
Ooh I love cocaine, ooh I love cocaine
>>62263226
>Rally 'round the banner of your country
>Take the field with brothers o'er the foam
>On land or sea
>Wherever you be
>Keep your eye on Germany
>But England, home and beauty
>Have no cause to fear
>Should auld acquaintance be forgot
>No, no, no, no, no!
>Australia will be there
>Australia will be there
;^)
>>62263267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-qmZ_J7WGc
fire
https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/754930196378034176
VERY nice
>>62263267
bad lad
>>62263228
>How about some Fosters?
>>62263232
Sunny innit
moving to switzerland lads
touching myself
>>62263310
Lmao we Cucked them so bad
Me on the left
>>62263353
you 'avin a giggle m8
a 5 year old could drink that weak aussie piss and not even get a buzz on
when did baked beans become a thing in britain?
>>62263324
Gets BTFO in the first reply.
>>62263359
why would you want to do that
>>62263375
me on the leash
>>62263324
real knob move tbf
>>62263171
alri
>>62263392
wheyyy
>>62263392
>the in the audience that turns his head around
>>62263373
>Heav’n hath willed it
>Tis decreed world wide
>Rulers we the grand old breed
>We who have fought for freedom
>Scorning all things base
>Must fulfil our destiny
>To be the ruling race
:D
>>62263382
She has a bad taste
>>62262030
Patrician taste.
>>62263442
why do people who can't grow facial hair insist on growing facial hair?
>>62263382
>being a beer racist
>Taylor Swift topped Kim Kardashian West’s earnings by $119 million in the past year -- that's $326,027 more per day.
ah yes, very impressive
business idea: homeopathic parfume. 1 microlitre to lavander in 200ml of water
>>62263399
offered a country job there. why not? whats bad about it?
>>62263171
i like to put date rape drugs in stranger's drinks
>>62263171
>tennents
fucking hell
>>62263494
only poor people drink lager
>>62263504
>>62263399
comfy job not country job*******
business idea: homosexual parfume. 1 microlitre to pozvenom in 200ml of water
>>62263462
>fighting for race
Bit fascist lad
>>62263470
business idea: bogans out
>>62263392
WA A A A
Listening to Franz Ferdinand and thinking "they're not bad y'know"
ahhhh yes
>>62263534
In Scotland a pint of lager is more expensive than a pint of ale
2 in tha morning
and we still high assed out
screamin' 'thug till I die'
before I passed out
but now that your gone
i'm in tha zone
thinkin'
'I don't wanna die all alone'
but now ya gone
damn 2pac RIP thug nigga
>>62263600
>goys forever jealous at our success
ah yes
Can i come and work in your country?
i really can't think of anything bad about switzerland
their flag is hilariously small, i guess
was decent tbqh lads
>>62263620
fok
Feeling hopeless lads, like everything I do is pointless
>>62263629
yes
Who /toowarmforclothes/ here?
>>62263609
And all I got left is stinging memories
I love them niggas to death - I'm sipping hennesey
>>62263629
of course
grimsby I love you but you're bringing me down
business idea: dobby from peep show doing a wee in my gob
>>62263562
>The bugles are loudly calling
>The drums they are calling too
>So rally round the flag, my lads
>Show the world we’re Britons too
>Down with tyrants, now, forever
>Keep our dear old flag unfurled
>Show our foes the British Empire
>Is a big thing in this world
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is
Nah lad
>>62263462
>>62263310
>>62263127
<3 shame we let you down in WWII
it's definitely worth spending £179,000,000,000 on nuclear weapons lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468647886825.webm
>it's definitely worth spending £179,000,000,000 on nuclear weapons lads
>>62263682
Sorry about getting all you lads killed at Gallipoli, our bad
>>62263649
next time you do me mum plonk a tricorn on 'er thar head
why isnt anyone flipping out about theresa having a Fanny Shmelar when hillarys entire campaign is based around it
Why is Birmingham hotter than the south coast?
>>62263760
REALLY into this
>>62263760
>linking a picture to an image board
>>62263809
>wanting to attract Janny the Autist
>>62263681
god hooks dobby is a deciduous little vixen
id give her such a punt theyd have to amputate me leg at the knee
id suck so much delicious lubricant out of her fanny me face would closely resemble timmy byrne's
id rip her teeth out one by one with my own, rip the pulps out, stuff em all down the ol gobbaroonie like they was oysters, and distill a perfume out of the resultant faecal matter just to retain the lovely scent of her mouth
the things i'd do to that creature oh my goodness me dont tempt me
>>62263801
pakis radiate more heat , black body radiation desu
so if you meet a girl at a club or bar or whatever and she messages you on facebook after, you meet up with her at some point, right?
have been talking to this bird for over a month, not asking her if she wants to meet up
am going on holiday for a month in a few days too
never done this before hahahahahaha have no idea what im doing
shes not even that fit, dont really fancy meeting up with her
>>62263801
urban heat island or something idk
>>62263801
Curry
>>62263759
>Those boys of the Dardanelles,
>By the dear old flag with never a lag,
>Have fought and served it well.
>From scraping keel, with plunging steel,
>They quickly got to work.
>In khaki kit they did their bit,
>And soon were upon the Turk.
;^)
>>62263828
i've already called him
>>62263809
Why would I want to save an image to my hard disk drive, upload it then have to go through the hassle of deleting it when I can just link the image URL?
Why would I want to waste server space on hiroshima's hard-earned money hosting an identical image twice when I can just point to the first instance of the image?
>just upload the image from the URL
But I don't use 4chanX because I don't have autism you see.
>>62263828
too late aha
being a non-blowy people up muzzer looks quite comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ws-j09BDjk
i'm an only child and only have my mum f so the idea of chilling with all of your extended family, smoking shisha pipes with the lads looks quite fun
these are the sort of muzza's 90% of 4chan users i expect blindly hate too
>>62263801
looked like EU3 in the thumbnail
might need my eyes checked
>>62263801
wind mate, the coasts are very windy which means the sun rays take longer to get here.
>>62263760
>post deleted anyway
JANNY YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>62263846
>shes not even that fit
tell her to fuck off then tbqh
>>62263760
always thought nipples look a bit like dog biscuits
