Submarine edition
hola fags
me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468729941756.webm
>>62265564
If I asked you if you were a bumder, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question (yes or no)?
did an order of papa johns
Reminder that Birmingham is the second city and it's prime location in the centre of the country guarantees it's future prominence
>>62265604
give them all to the NURSES
>>62265618
call centre manager
>>62265622
Who did they even shoot? They look like random civvies.
>>62265636
If only this place wasn't filled with scum of the earth
This BRITISH painting depicting BRITISH soldiers is currently held within the Victoria Museum of Australia. Since they hate us now they should kindly give it back, for I don't see the point of them still holding a painting about people despise.
Watching 28 Weeks Later
Sure glad all you bent wankers finally got killed off
>>62265636
reminder that birmingham is filled with pakis, niggers and lowerclass white scum.
Have we started the fire?
>>62265622
absolute belter of shot
>>62265621
alri, bet you live in west on the far side of the river
>>62265636
ah yes, cities as far from the sea as possible are sure to do well in the new export oriented brexit britain
>>62265661
good to know where you come from
Fucking Tories, cozying up to their submarine captain pals as always
OKAY "ATHEISTS"
YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS?
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UHLd_zxuo
>>62265658
all muslims are schrödingers civilians. until they are dead it is impossible to determine wether they are conmbattants or not.
>>62265644
stop ban evading Matthew
>>62265685
THE FIRE RISES
*increases the resonance*
*turns the filter down*
waheyyyyy
>>62265636
good lad, second enlightenment when?
>tfw new pannenkoek2012 video
>>62265690
West is the real rich area. I live in the north (XVIII)
>>62265658
can you not see they've all got guns? wtf man
Have yet to see a Marxist tribe
>>62265705
quiet runt or you'll be first in line for the slop grinder
>>62265604
We were looking for subs and you poofters didn't submit a single one, now we're buying shit from the French.
wild moggs
are >we team taytay or kim
>>62265741
I see what looks like one gun.
>>62265751
greenham common women's peace camp
BANG...
BANG...
BANG...
BLACK! ROD
>>62265772
wild moggs
Leaning on my leg so it tingles
>>62265781
Team Yeezy here.
who honestly gives a single fuck what the pope says?
>>62265772
>tfw started this gimmick
>>62265443
christ on a bike thats some visceral gurgling
>>62265505
martyrdom n that
>>62265797
mm you can bang me with your black rod any time x
me and the lads playing a video game
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468740449202.webm
>>62265772
>>62265800
nice samefag you idiot
>>62265839
True Catholics do not
>>62265781
Tay all day every day
OOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDEEEEEEEERRRRR
>>62265715
the fence is wobbling at the end where he drove over it and it bounced back up. Case closed.
>>62265870
no true Scotsman fallacy
>>62265839
If it's not said Ex Cathedra then it means precisely nothing.
>>62265907
>Le Reddit fallacy meme
Not an argument
*sidechains the bassline*
wew!
>>62265907
not an argument
Ah yes, if we binned our nukes it would surely be an inspiration for Putin and Kim Jong-un to follow our lead
Peter, peter, peter, peter...
Quincy, quincy, quincy, quincy...
TAGGART, taggart, taggart, taggart...
JASON NESMITH!
>>62265851
xo
*cuts the midrange*
*drops the bass*
Fuck me lids
That p chem exam that I was feeling good about?
Made a fucking 75 on it and that caused my class average to go from an A to a B
I was fantasizing about having a shag with one of the fit birds in my class until I got news of my grade and now I'm proper angry with myself
Ugh
*does drugs*
>>62265946
>Le /pol/ man meme
fuck off yank
Imagine being reliant on France for nuclear deterrence in Europe
>>62265958
sell them south korea and ukraine
>>62266002
haha melt
sorry to hear lad can you bring it back up again?
>>62265795
Haven't seen it
>>62265958
It's amazing how the mind of early 21st century liberals work.
They truly believe their philosophies will remain unchallenged for the rest of human history.
>>62265782
if your criterion for combatants is stricter than "they are in a group of people in camo, one of whom is holding a gun" then please never join the FSA
popped some xans haha woooo
If we get rid of our nukes it is illegal under international law to attack a nation with no nukes, therefore protecting us
checkmate trident-cucks
Should we kick out the Jock bastards so the rest of us lads can go it alone into glory unimpeded by their faggotry?
>>62265636
Manchester's second city mate
>>62265946
personal incredulity fallacy
>>62266041
>in camo
Lad, you need new eyes.
A lady came into the store one day asking for a kitkat!
>>62266006
>using /pol/ as an insult
It's the words of Pokemon..."It's not very effective."
Why don't we invade France and annex them?
The pros outweigh the cons
>people actually think turkey will join the eu
>>62266057
Yeah
getting the daily dose of Ethan and Hila lads
>It's the words of Pokemon..."It's not very effective."
>>62266089
MY FOUR FINGERS SHE GOT
hmm
>>62266054
ah yes because no one has ever gone to war illegally before have they
had such a satisfying shit that I started to see fractals, no joke.
slaughter ur daughter
slaughter ur daught
21 21 21
>>62266090
erm... sorry honey, you missed the second line :) x
Fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3j-jo3OnMk
Post normie music
>possessing city-destroying weapons of terror is a desirable thing
Been hunting blairites all day for Peter
>It's the words of Pokemon..."It's not very effective."
>>62266054
who shall enforce this so-called international "law" you speak of?
>>62266066
sadly true, gib tall buildings plz
>>62266086
got some new eyes and they're still wearing camo
>>62266041
It doesn't need to be camo, just a distinctive uniform. And a lack of uniform doesn't mean you can't shoot them, it just changes the rules
>>62266171
https://youtu.be/zuuObGsB0No
>>62266197
>got some new eyes and they're still wearing camo
Get better eyes then.
>He'd put his penis in an American female
DO YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO STANDARDS?
i'm having a w@nk, and going dogging my lad.
So many negroes out today lads. Is it the weather? I never realised there were so many around. Where do they all spend their time when the weather is different?
>>62266125
MY CHUNKY SHE GOT
>>62266232
yank girls are the best
>>62266024
I can bring it back up thankfully
I just hate how badly I buggered that exam
>wiping out millions of innocents is a valid war tactic
>>possessing city-destroying weapons of terror is a desirable thing
>>62266268
Yeah i know the feeling
>>62266171
fucking love this song to be aitch
>>62266207
>>62266229
sorry lads you are right, i guess i kinda meant obviously military-style clothing. @207, what does the civvie clothes change? aren't all adult males in evacuated areas considered fair game? the guys who shot the thing were muzzies anyway so they don't give af about rules of engagement
Why are footballers paid more than nuclear submarine captains?
>>62266174
why wouldn't it be?
creasing at all the sopping vaginas ITT
>>62266274
Implying it isnt
I mean, it's cruel and a last resort, but you know......it works
>>62266274
Are you implying it isn't?
>>62266248
they're at my house crushing my bollocks
>>62266274
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!
>>62266274
>innocents
Ian is such a fucking faggot, it's unbearable.
>>62266326
le edgy "millions dying doesn't sound bad to me at all" man
very cool, very cool, teach me how to be as emotionally detatched as you senpai
need a bomb that can destroy a whole country
>I wish to see my fellow whites wiped out by nuclear weapons
so called white supremacists quickly sell out their race for a mythical all-mighty "nation-state"
>>62266274
what is a "valid war" you mongrel?
Preferring the right over the left....that's everything wrong with Britain today
>>62266243
>tfw no articulated robot arm to program all day
What do I take up in UNI if I want to do this?
>>62265762
w-what about us? Big black phallic objects that shoot seamen out of the tip is a Swedish specialty.
>swedish subyard name: kockums
>>62266381
*unzips dick*
Business idea: Pay someone to pour liquid nitrogen on my knackers then hit them with a hammer
>>62266412
No one respects shoulder-slumpers
Silence is death. If you speak, you die. If you are silent, you die. So speak, and die.
>>62266274
Who is this semen demon?
>people unironically want to get rid of the one thing that keeps WW3 from happening
as a name, Mark is much better than Matthew
black gf is very sweaty at this moment
>>62266412
Dunno la I'm quite fond of colour photography.
>>62266380
why are the lives of people defending worth less than those attacking?
why is ok to be nuked but not to retaliate?
since when is war ever bloodless and detached, extreme measures require an equally extreme reaction else there is no drawback to consider on the part of those who wish to take those extreme measures in the first place.
>>62266316
Not wearing a distinctive uniform means you are not entitled to certain protections as a prisoner of war, and can instead be tried as a common criminal. It's legally classified as a type of perfidy because you're impersonating civpop
FOOTBALLERS BONUSES
>>62266381
need a bomb that can destroy my whole ballsack
>>62266419
im really really scared of submarines
Business idea: Fly to thailand and record myself having sex with transexuals
We need more military aircraft to deter nuclear powers from attacking us
>>62266437
did you watch T2 on syfy last night as well?
>>62266476
Literally the only thing better than a sweaty gf is a sweaty Black gf
>>62266467
these "people" are secular slaves with the mentality of slugs who think international laws mean anything in extreme circumstances.
>I would die for my nation
>We must protect our state at all cost
>le epic meme politican
the statist state of /brit/ lmao
Sat in me swim shorts with no keks on and I'm still in ball soup
Not looking forward to the 31 degreer tomorrow lads
Soldiers should be given footballers' wages reply to this post if you agree
how are these 2 the same
how do you get from the first one to the second
business idea: self-defense nukes for civilians
>>62266521
No.
SOO SALLY CAN WAIT! SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE!
>>62266580
just multiply it all out
Love how anti-Trident cucks argue that there will never be a conventional world war again thanks to globalism and economic interdependence. Have they even once opened a history book or even a newspaper? Do they seriously think that every country in the world is a progressive, liberal, pacifistic democracy that would never think of instigating a nuclear holocaust?
>>62266580
mate...
>>62266580
use arithmetic la
@62266572
No lmao
>>62266572
most soldiers don't do shit they just sit around all day
post slags
Business Idea: play Princes of the Universe at the start of each day so I can feel like how a young man should, proud and confident and in-control
>>62266637
Was I talking to you?
JUST CRUSH MY BALLS ALREADY !!!
We should have nuked Argentina lads, biggest missed opportunity in history I reckon
>>62266649
*posts your mum*
I use religion as a litmus test for morons.
Seriously, its so painfully obvious that there is no God and that religion is made to control people, and all roads of life
inevitably lead to this conclusion if followed far enough. I hope religion stays around another 100 years so
I can easily identify all of the idiots who haven't been folded out of the gene pool yet.
>>62266511
big machines underwater is scary as fuck
>>62266490
ahh interesting, cheers la
>>62266483
wasn't the original poster, was just agreeing with the point that the ability to destroy entire cities with one missile is not a good thing
>>62266666
nice quints
Question for everyone ITT:
Why do you post on /brit/?
>why yes I'm an enlightened atheist but I still desperately cling to christian moral ideas as ballast for my chaotic consumption based existence even though they make no sense now that God has no place in my life.
>the state is not necessary unless it for waging wars and strict border control
ok moleyneux, got it
didn't read a signle post in this thead
Lifestyle idea: Don't look back in anger, at least not today.
>>62266580
I'd try to help, but alas, I cannot read the writing
>>62266696
I like the atmosphere when I'm bored
>>62266696
because I have no life
>>62266684
no but technology is a Pandora's box and once something like that exists it will never go away
pretending you can just legislate it away is the epitome of naivety
>>62266696
People ITT are the only people in the world that I feel better than
>>62266746
good post
We need to remove all parts of our military that would only be used in an unjust war
>>62266697
ah yes, I believe we should all hate gays and not look at porn
>>62266696
bored, /brit/ occasionally makes me chuckle
gf rolled this toward me down a gentle slop
who /seppocunt/ here?
the nation state is simply a group immortality project borne out of the constant unconscious fear of personality mortality
>>62266696
because everyone here is cool and nice I think
just to cool down and get the steam out. can't do that on the french thread because they are weird and always angry. Need a place where I can just talk freely and about anything
>>62266696
I don't know I can't stop
Also this >>62266769
at first i thought the anti nuclear weapons posts were legit retards but now it's obvious it's just bait. ignore please
Really makes you think
>>62266696
Addicted to (You)s and have no friends or life.
planning a powerful orgasm later
>23 degrees right now
>24 forecast for tomorrow
Lads, what's the quickest way to kill myself?
>>62266830
she's not wrong
>>62266848
going to shove a trident missile up yer arse just before you cum?
>>62266860
go for a long run at midday tommorow
>>62266830
I went to Rushmore and then the Crazy Horse Memorial they're trying to build with donations alone. It's going to take them 500 years at the current rate of progress.
>>62266837
*indulges you*
Another question for everyone ITT:
Are all men born equal?
wow I really hate the state omg its so oppressive
we should give the state more power to control itself and us so that it can be less oppressive.
>>62266860
run into an airport with a balaclava and a big coat on and run around shouting allahu ackbar
Business idea: take the bankers pay and give it to the footballers, take the footballers pay and give it to the nurses, take the nurses pay and use it to pay for Trident, then pay the bankers in nuclear warheads
May I post a question about English here?
>>62266757
yeah, i support renewing trident 2bh, i think a 24/7 deterrent is literally the minimum you can have for it to be worth having them at all. Don't think they're good though, they create a big boys club which nutters e.g. kim family see as the way to be taken seriously, while any country that has nukes is way beyond the idea of ever using them except in a retaliatory strike
>>62266915
that depends
university challenge lads
>>62266931
turn off your proxy first
>>62266837
(You) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I'd be your friend
>>62266931
Sure go ahead.
>>62266924
I'm in Belfast. I'd have more luck shouting Tiocfaidh ár lá.
Been searching round the world trying to find someone like me who is also economically left wing and socially right wing
>>62266904
I've been there 10 years apart and I saw no fucking difference
business idea: nuclear bomb filled with LSD that will make the enemy aware of the beauty of the universal self
moi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc5lA8ADF1Y
>>62266931
No one can stop you.
>>62266915
its blatantly obvious they aren't
and with God out of the equation there is zero reason they should ever be.
>>62266969
rorke
>>62266925
what about the soldiers?
Oh my god lads.
I just remembered I have a jumbo pack of dark chocolate mcvities in the kitchen
>libertarians
@62266913
@62266961
thanks!
>>62266904
>Crazy Horse Memorial
yeah Donny Osmond is great
Got hairy nipples
>>62266274
>how did WW2 end?
>>62266904
Liberals do not understand that many of those Native Americans were legitimately what could only be properly called "savage", although that word has since been out-dated. Massacres among tribes was routine, to the point of normalcy
just took my ego round the back of the big bins behind Dixy and shot it in the back of the head with a WWII revolver
>>62266969
Hitler
Just became an atheist what political beliefs should I have?
>>62266969
ahh so you're racist, bigoted and want free shit paid for by rich people, very interesting, very interesting
>>62266696
Lots of people from /sp/ emigrated here so I emigrated too.
>>62266953
I don't use a proxy
>>62266963
thanks
>You are wise because you can speak English
Correct English
>It is wise of you that you can speak English
Correct English
>You are happy because you can speak English
Correct English
>It is happy of you that you can speak English
NOT Correct English
why isn't the last sentence correct?
>>62267065
capitalism
>>62266801
looks like trap
>>62267043
looks handsome in this pic
>>62267065
nihilism bro
>You are now aware that Malta had a referendum to integrate with the UK
>77% of people wanted to become a part of the UK
>It failed to pass however because it didn't reach the necessary 60% voter turnout
>It had 59.1% turnout
I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
fuck my armpits smell so bad
>>62266938
as technology improves, its also proliferates
nuclear weapons becoming more and more common/cheap to produce is a natural byproduct and they are already within the range of private groups.
MAD maintains control between nations as well as private enterprise.
if you can utterly destroy a groups holdings it becomes pointless for them to do so to you and risk it.
eventually we will see companies and political factions with nukes as bargaining chips, or as protection against abuse by bigger players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZFC1lsR_Dg
alice march is my new pornfu
>>62267065
Anarchism.
>>62267120
when was this m8
Why do we even need a government, we should get rid of it and use the money to pay for our NHS
>>62267065
you must go deeper.
>I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
>>62267065
Fedoraism.
But seriously, there's nothing stopping an Atheist being a Conservative Nationalist.
Last question for everyone ITT:
Would you do it all again?
>>62267158
i've already had her, enjoy your used goods
>>62266627
It's funny because right before WW1 all the countries were saying there would be no Great War because it would simply be too damaging to the world economy. Look how that turned out.
->62267012
you're one cheeky cunt m8 swear to christ
>>62267190
1956.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_United_Kingdom_integration_referendum,_1956
>>62267211
Rasheed
ED MILIBAAAND
>>62267120
fuck sake
>>62267216
do what mate
>I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
What are travelers lads?
Are they just in Ireland?
Found Marie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cMCOZNRF4
>>62267215
>conservatives who are atheists
bottom of the barrel scum they are
Who made this lololol
>>62267282
irish gypsies
>>62267283
>240p
howling
>>62267268
o-o-order order
>I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.