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Submarine edition
hola fags
me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468729941756.webm
>>62265564
If I asked you if you were a bumder, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question (yes or no)?
did an order of papa johns
Reminder that Birmingham is the second city and it's prime location in the centre of the country guarantees it's future prominence
>>62265604
give them all to the NURSES
>>62265618
call centre manager
>>62265622
Who did they even shoot? They look like random civvies.
>>62265636
If only this place wasn't filled with scum of the earth
This BRITISH painting depicting BRITISH soldiers is currently held within the Victoria Museum of Australia. Since they hate us now they should kindly give it back, for I don't see the point of them still holding a painting about people despise.
Watching 28 Weeks Later
Sure glad all you bent wankers finally got killed off
>>62265636
reminder that birmingham is filled with pakis, niggers and lowerclass white scum.
Have we started the fire?
>>62265622
absolute belter of shot
>>62265621
alri, bet you live in west on the far side of the river
>>62265636
ah yes, cities as far from the sea as possible are sure to do well in the new export oriented brexit britain
>>62265661
good to know where you come from
Fucking Tories, cozying up to their submarine captain pals as always
OKAY "ATHEISTS"
YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS?
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UHLd_zxuo
>>62265658
all muslims are schrödingers civilians. until they are dead it is impossible to determine wether they are conmbattants or not.
>>62265644
stop ban evading Matthew
>>62265685
THE FIRE RISES
*increases the resonance*
*turns the filter down*
waheyyyyy
>>62265636
good lad, second enlightenment when?
>tfw new pannenkoek2012 video
>>62265690
West is the real rich area. I live in the north (XVIII)
>>62265658
can you not see they've all got guns? wtf man
Have yet to see a Marxist tribe
>>62265705
quiet runt or you'll be first in line for the slop grinder
>>62265604
We were looking for subs and you poofters didn't submit a single one, now we're buying shit from the French.
wild moggs
are >we team taytay or kim
>>62265741
I see what looks like one gun.
>>62265751
greenham common women's peace camp
BANG...
BANG...
BANG...
BLACK! ROD
>>62265772
wild moggs
Leaning on my leg so it tingles
>>62265781
Team Yeezy here.
who honestly gives a single fuck what the pope says?
>>62265772
>tfw started this gimmick
>>62265443
christ on a bike thats some visceral gurgling
>>62265505
martyrdom n that
>>62265797
mm you can bang me with your black rod any time x
me and the lads playing a video game
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468740449202.webm
>>62265772
>>62265800
nice samefag you idiot
>>62265839
True Catholics do not
>>62265781
Tay all day every day
OOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDEEEEEEEERRRRR
>>62265715
the fence is wobbling at the end where he drove over it and it bounced back up. Case closed.
>>62265870
no true Scotsman fallacy
>>62265839
If it's not said Ex Cathedra then it means precisely nothing.
>>62265907
>Le Reddit fallacy meme
Not an argument
*sidechains the bassline*
wew!
>>62265907
not an argument
Ah yes, if we binned our nukes it would surely be an inspiration for Putin and Kim Jong-un to follow our lead
Peter, peter, peter, peter...
Quincy, quincy, quincy, quincy...
TAGGART, taggart, taggart, taggart...
JASON NESMITH!
*cuts the midrange*
*drops the bass*
Fuck me lids
That p chem exam that I was feeling good about?
Made a fucking 75 on it and that caused my class average to go from an A to a B
I was fantasizing about having a shag with one of the fit birds in my class until I got news of my grade and now I'm proper angry with myself
Ugh
*does drugs*
>>62265946
>Le /pol/ man meme
fuck off yank
Imagine being reliant on France for nuclear deterrence in Europe
>>62265958
sell them south korea and ukraine
>>62266002
haha melt
sorry to hear lad can you bring it back up again?
>>62265795
Haven't seen it
>>62265958
It's amazing how the mind of early 21st century liberals work.
They truly believe their philosophies will remain unchallenged for the rest of human history.
>>62265782
if your criterion for combatants is stricter than "they are in a group of people in camo, one of whom is holding a gun" then please never join the FSA
popped some xans haha woooo
If we get rid of our nukes it is illegal under international law to attack a nation with no nukes, therefore protecting us
checkmate trident-cucks
Should we kick out the Jock bastards so the rest of us lads can go it alone into glory unimpeded by their faggotry?
>>62265636
Manchester's second city mate
>>62265946
personal incredulity fallacy
>>62266041
>in camo
Lad, you need new eyes.
A lady came into the store one day asking for a kitkat!
>>62266006
>using /pol/ as an insult
It's the words of Pokemon..."It's not very effective."
Why don't we invade France and annex them?
The pros outweigh the cons
>people actually think turkey will join the eu
>>62266057
Yeah
getting the daily dose of Ethan and Hila lads
>It's the words of Pokemon..."It's not very effective."
>>62266089
MY FOUR FINGERS SHE GOT
hmm
>>62266054
ah yes because no one has ever gone to war illegally before have they
had such a satisfying shit that I started to see fractals, no joke.
slaughter ur daughter
slaughter ur daught
21 21 21
>>62266090
erm... sorry honey, you missed the second line :) x
Fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3j-jo3OnMk
Post normie music
>possessing city-destroying weapons of terror is a desirable thing
Been hunting blairites all day for Peter
>It's the words of Pokemon..."It's not very effective."
>>62266054
who shall enforce this so-called international "law" you speak of?
>>62266066
sadly true, gib tall buildings plz
>>62266086
got some new eyes and they're still wearing camo
>>62266041
It doesn't need to be camo, just a distinctive uniform. And a lack of uniform doesn't mean you can't shoot them, it just changes the rules
>>62266171
https://youtu.be/zuuObGsB0No
>>62266197
>got some new eyes and they're still wearing camo
Get better eyes then.
>He'd put his penis in an American female
DO YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO STANDARDS?
i'm having a w@nk, and going dogging my lad.
So many negroes out today lads. Is it the weather? I never realised there were so many around. Where do they all spend their time when the weather is different?
>>62266125
MY CHUNKY SHE GOT
>>62266232
yank girls are the best
>>62266024
I can bring it back up thankfully
I just hate how badly I buggered that exam
>wiping out millions of innocents is a valid war tactic
>>possessing city-destroying weapons of terror is a desirable thing
>>62266268
Yeah i know the feeling
>>62266171
fucking love this song to be aitch
>>62266207
>>62266229
sorry lads you are right, i guess i kinda meant obviously military-style clothing. @207, what does the civvie clothes change? aren't all adult males in evacuated areas considered fair game? the guys who shot the thing were muzzies anyway so they don't give af about rules of engagement
Why are footballers paid more than nuclear submarine captains?
>>62266174
why wouldn't it be?
creasing at all the sopping vaginas ITT
>>62266274
Implying it isnt
I mean, it's cruel and a last resort, but you know......it works
>>62266274
Are you implying it isn't?
>>62266248
they're at my house crushing my bollocks
>>62266274
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!
>>62266274
>innocents
Ian is such a fucking faggot, it's unbearable.
>>62266326
le edgy "millions dying doesn't sound bad to me at all" man
very cool, very cool, teach me how to be as emotionally detatched as you senpai
need a bomb that can destroy a whole country
>I wish to see my fellow whites wiped out by nuclear weapons
so called white supremacists quickly sell out their race for a mythical all-mighty "nation-state"
>>62266274
what is a "valid war" you mongrel?
Preferring the right over the left....that's everything wrong with Britain today
>>62266243
>tfw no articulated robot arm to program all day
What do I take up in UNI if I want to do this?
>>62265762
w-what about us? Big black phallic objects that shoot seamen out of the tip is a Swedish specialty.
>swedish subyard name: kockums
>>62266381
*unzips dick*
Business idea: Pay someone to pour liquid nitrogen on my knackers then hit them with a hammer
>>62266412
No one respects shoulder-slumpers
Silence is death. If you speak, you die. If you are silent, you die. So speak, and die.
>>62266274
Who is this semen demon?
>people unironically want to get rid of the one thing that keeps WW3 from happening
as a name, Mark is much better than Matthew
black gf is very sweaty at this moment
>>62266412
Dunno la I'm quite fond of colour photography.
>>62266380
why are the lives of people defending worth less than those attacking?
why is ok to be nuked but not to retaliate?
since when is war ever bloodless and detached, extreme measures require an equally extreme reaction else there is no drawback to consider on the part of those who wish to take those extreme measures in the first place.
>>62266316
Not wearing a distinctive uniform means you are not entitled to certain protections as a prisoner of war, and can instead be tried as a common criminal. It's legally classified as a type of perfidy because you're impersonating civpop
FOOTBALLERS BONUSES
>>62266381
need a bomb that can destroy my whole ballsack
>>62266419
im really really scared of submarines
Business idea: Fly to thailand and record myself having sex with transexuals
We need more military aircraft to deter nuclear powers from attacking us
>>62266437
did you watch T2 on syfy last night as well?
>>62266476
Literally the only thing better than a sweaty gf is a sweaty Black gf
>>62266467
these "people" are secular slaves with the mentality of slugs who think international laws mean anything in extreme circumstances.
>I would die for my nation
>We must protect our state at all cost
>le epic meme politican
the statist state of /brit/ lmao
Sat in me swim shorts with no keks on and I'm still in ball soup
Not looking forward to the 31 degreer tomorrow lads
Soldiers should be given footballers' wages reply to this post if you agree
how are these 2 the same
how do you get from the first one to the second
business idea: self-defense nukes for civilians
>>62266521
No.
SOO SALLY CAN WAIT! SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE!
>>62266580
just multiply it all out
Love how anti-Trident cucks argue that there will never be a conventional world war again thanks to globalism and economic interdependence. Have they even once opened a history book or even a newspaper? Do they seriously think that every country in the world is a progressive, liberal, pacifistic democracy that would never think of instigating a nuclear holocaust?
>>62266580
mate...
>>62266580
use arithmetic la
@62266572
No lmao
>>62266572
most soldiers don't do shit they just sit around all day
post slags
Business Idea: play Princes of the Universe at the start of each day so I can feel like how a young man should, proud and confident and in-control
>>62266637
Was I talking to you?
JUST CRUSH MY BALLS ALREADY !!!
We should have nuked Argentina lads, biggest missed opportunity in history I reckon
>>62266649
*posts your mum*
I use religion as a litmus test for morons.
Seriously, its so painfully obvious that there is no God and that religion is made to control people, and all roads of life
inevitably lead to this conclusion if followed far enough. I hope religion stays around another 100 years so
I can easily identify all of the idiots who haven't been folded out of the gene pool yet.
>>62266511
big machines underwater is scary as fuck
>>62266490
ahh interesting, cheers la
>>62266483
wasn't the original poster, was just agreeing with the point that the ability to destroy entire cities with one missile is not a good thing
>>62266666
nice quints
Question for everyone ITT:
Why do you post on /brit/?
>why yes I'm an enlightened atheist but I still desperately cling to christian moral ideas as ballast for my chaotic consumption based existence even though they make no sense now that God has no place in my life.
>the state is not necessary unless it for waging wars and strict border control
ok moleyneux, got it
didn't read a signle post in this thead
Lifestyle idea: Don't look back in anger, at least not today.
>>62266580
I'd try to help, but alas, I cannot read the writing
>>62266696
I like the atmosphere when I'm bored
>>62266696
because I have no life
>>62266684
no but technology is a Pandora's box and once something like that exists it will never go away
pretending you can just legislate it away is the epitome of naivety
>>62266696
People ITT are the only people in the world that I feel better than
>>62266746
good post
We need to remove all parts of our military that would only be used in an unjust war
>>62266697
ah yes, I believe we should all hate gays and not look at porn
>>62266696
bored, /brit/ occasionally makes me chuckle
gf rolled this toward me down a gentle slop
who /seppocunt/ here?
the nation state is simply a group immortality project borne out of the constant unconscious fear of personality mortality
>>62266696
because everyone here is cool and nice I think
just to cool down and get the steam out. can't do that on the french thread because they are weird and always angry. Need a place where I can just talk freely and about anything
>>62266696
I don't know I can't stop
Also this >>62266769
at first i thought the anti nuclear weapons posts were legit retards but now it's obvious it's just bait. ignore please
Really makes you think
>>62266696
Addicted to (You)s and have no friends or life.
planning a powerful orgasm later
>23 degrees right now
>24 forecast for tomorrow
Lads, what's the quickest way to kill myself?
>>62266830
she's not wrong
>>62266848
going to shove a trident missile up yer arse just before you cum?
>>62266860
go for a long run at midday tommorow
>>62266830
I went to Rushmore and then the Crazy Horse Memorial they're trying to build with donations alone. It's going to take them 500 years at the current rate of progress.
>>62266837
*indulges you*
Another question for everyone ITT:
Are all men born equal?
wow I really hate the state omg its so oppressive
we should give the state more power to control itself and us so that it can be less oppressive.
>>62266860
run into an airport with a balaclava and a big coat on and run around shouting allahu ackbar
Business idea: take the bankers pay and give it to the footballers, take the footballers pay and give it to the nurses, take the nurses pay and use it to pay for Trident, then pay the bankers in nuclear warheads
May I post a question about English here?
>>62266757
yeah, i support renewing trident 2bh, i think a 24/7 deterrent is literally the minimum you can have for it to be worth having them at all. Don't think they're good though, they create a big boys club which nutters e.g. kim family see as the way to be taken seriously, while any country that has nukes is way beyond the idea of ever using them except in a retaliatory strike
>>62266915
that depends
university challenge lads
>>62266931
turn off your proxy first
>>62266837
(You) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I'd be your friend
>>62266931
Sure go ahead.
>>62266924
I'm in Belfast. I'd have more luck shouting Tiocfaidh ár lá.
Been searching round the world trying to find someone like me who is also economically left wing and socially right wing
>>62266904
I've been there 10 years apart and I saw no fucking difference
business idea: nuclear bomb filled with LSD that will make the enemy aware of the beauty of the universal self
moi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc5lA8ADF1Y
>>62266931
No one can stop you.
>>62266915
its blatantly obvious they aren't
and with God out of the equation there is zero reason they should ever be.
>>62266969
rorke
>>62266925
what about the soldiers?
Oh my god lads.
I just remembered I have a jumbo pack of dark chocolate mcvities in the kitchen
>libertarians
@62266913
@62266961
thanks!
>>62266904
>Crazy Horse Memorial
yeah Donny Osmond is great
Got hairy nipples
>>62266274
>how did WW2 end?
>>62266904
Liberals do not understand that many of those Native Americans were legitimately what could only be properly called "savage", although that word has since been out-dated. Massacres among tribes was routine, to the point of normalcy
just took my ego round the back of the big bins behind Dixy and shot it in the back of the head with a WWII revolver
>>62266969
Hitler
Just became an atheist what political beliefs should I have?
>>62266969
ahh so you're racist, bigoted and want free shit paid for by rich people, very interesting, very interesting
>>62266696
Lots of people from /sp/ emigrated here so I emigrated too.
>>62266953
I don't use a proxy
>>62266963
thanks
>You are wise because you can speak English
Correct English
>It is wise of you that you can speak English
Correct English
>You are happy because you can speak English
Correct English
>It is happy of you that you can speak English
NOT Correct English
why isn't the last sentence correct?
>>62267065
capitalism
>>62266801
looks like trap
>>62267043
looks handsome in this pic
>>62267065
nihilism bro
>You are now aware that Malta had a referendum to integrate with the UK
>77% of people wanted to become a part of the UK
>It failed to pass however because it didn't reach the necessary 60% voter turnout
>It had 59.1% turnout
I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
fuck my armpits smell so bad
>>62266938
as technology improves, its also proliferates
nuclear weapons becoming more and more common/cheap to produce is a natural byproduct and they are already within the range of private groups.
MAD maintains control between nations as well as private enterprise.
if you can utterly destroy a groups holdings it becomes pointless for them to do so to you and risk it.
eventually we will see companies and political factions with nukes as bargaining chips, or as protection against abuse by bigger players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZFC1lsR_Dg
alice march is my new pornfu
>>62267065
Anarchism.
>>62267120
when was this m8
Why do we even need a government, we should get rid of it and use the money to pay for our NHS
>>62267065
you must go deeper.
>I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
>>62267065
Fedoraism.
But seriously, there's nothing stopping an Atheist being a Conservative Nationalist.
Last question for everyone ITT:
Would you do it all again?
>>62267158
i've already had her, enjoy your used goods
>>62266627
It's funny because right before WW1 all the countries were saying there would be no Great War because it would simply be too damaging to the world economy. Look how that turned out.
->62267012
you're one cheeky cunt m8 swear to christ
>>62267190
1956.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_United_Kingdom_integration_referendum,_1956
>>62267211
Rasheed
ED MILIBAAAND
>>62267120
fuck sake
>>62267216
do what mate
>I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
What are travelers lads?
Are they just in Ireland?
Found Marie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cMCOZNRF4
>>62267215
>conservatives who are atheists
bottom of the barrel scum they are
Who made this lololol
>>62267282
irish gypsies
>>62267283
>240p
howling
>>62267268
o-o-order order
>I want to snap the runtlet necks of the cunts who were responsible for that one. When I first found out I literally felt sick. Spackers gave away our empire.
>>62267093
>>>It is wise of you that you can speak English
>Correct English
While this is 'correct' in the sense that people will understand what you mean, it doesn't feel right.
These would be right:
>It was wise of you to learn English.
>It would be wise for you to learn English.
People probably wouldn't say "It is wise of you that".
The only time I can think of that people would say "It's wise of you" is in a sentence like this:
"It's wise of you [do something]".
>British "culture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ThlhlCS9c
>>62267291
kek
>>62267120
the question is how couldnt they convince even 60% of maltans to vote on such an important issue
>>62267282
we have them in france, they live in caravans and travel through france and rest their caravans on public property and commit crime. its a problem in the countryside but they dont look nice
>>62267093
I don't think it works with emotions
posting my alt-rightfu
once spoiled "The Usual Suspects" to a lad in my ICT class who I didn't like at school
would really like to do that again, was a satisfying feeling
>>62267381
>alt-rightfu
She is literally left wing
business idea: create a machine that can make other machines
>>62267271
Spackers literally gave away our empire. I can understand and support independence for thos who want it, but why the fuck did we leave go of Malta, Guyana, Singapore, Brunei, New Foundland and Labrador, the Arabian Territories which actually tried to bribe us to keep them. Not joking, they actually offered to pay us if we kept. SERIOUSLY.
>>62267410
that was me you cunt
>>62267381
absolute dog
>>62267367
petition for a new vote lads?
>>62267271
Malta is where all the refugee rafts end up.
I'd rather not have it.
>>62267376
Do they not work or anything?
>>62267381
>not a liberal feminist
she must be right wing then!! lmao @ u
Spoiled the entire season of Game of Thrones because my friend was being a cunt.
>>62267420
business idea: 2D printers
>>62267517
of course they don't work mate they don't even have an adress
they just park their shit in public places like football stadiums, steal the free water and electricity and commit house robbery to get money
they are also very proud and smug, despite their lack of manners and overall ape-ness
>>62267341
The point is why the last sentence is "grammatically" incorrect
Then, in other words I can say
>You are wise because you can speak English
Correct English
>It is wise of you to speak English
Correct English
>You are happy because you can speak English
Correct English
>It is happy of you to speak English
NOT Correct English
why isn't the last sentence correct?
>>62267282
They're literally scum
>>62267140
this is a terrible development
jihadis dont give a fuck if they die or if they martyr their entire people because they'll end up in heaven. The assumption that everyone will act rationally with nukes is equally naive as assuming they can be eradicated
SNP on suicide watch
spoiled the ending to titanic to the gf
>>62267431
*yawns*
More children's political opinions. Never change, /brit/
>>62267431
The yanks took a very anti-imperialist tone after WW2 simply because it suited their interest to condemn imperialism in order to weaken all the European powers, so it was probably their fault. It was only after the yanks started realising that all these places that got independence usually got in bed with the Soviets did they stop this nonsense.
>smell of BBQ wafting through my open window
wish I could go for a swim in the sea right now
>>62267544
> being a cunt.
how so?
>muh empire
imagine dedicated your life to crying over something that'll vanish in your life time
>>62267282
Irish pikey scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gSOUinuRCA
they often move onto green land, set up camp for a few years (can't get moved on because muh human rights) even though they aren't human and leave the place in an absolute tip
had a famous camp in essex once called Dale Farm, google it
Natalie Bennett @natalieben 10h
#Trident doesn't protect us from terrorism, stop #climatechange or promote human rights & democracy
what planet do greens live on
Pretty sure Gabriel Byrne is Keyser Soze lads.
>>62267279
>>62267324
>>62267611
Rasheeds who hate Britain please leave this site and this country.
>>62267617
I know that, but part of it was our governments unwillingness. Some places wanted to remain, and France for example kept their bit of South America.
>>62267670
It vanished before all of us were born you mong.
>>62267606
I'll never forgive you for doing that :|
>>62267412
No she isn't she's a pillar of alt-right thought
>>62267493
Bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDy6OXOnU0k
>>62267693
explain how they do any of those things
or are you saying those things are irrelevant
christians are weird as fuck
farted 10 minutes ago and then left where i was sitting and it's still hanging around when i got back
>>62267657
He was attempting to spoil the first three episodes for me all morning.
I'd seen the entire season, of course.
The UK gave full independence to countries that didn't want it but Ireland jumped the gun 20 years too early and didn't get all of their land back haha
>>62267714
The government was unwilling because the yanks would have went spare and cut our bennies. That's the sad state Britain was in post-WW2.
im going to the movies with my girlfriend tomorrow :)
very happy because going to the movies alone is shitty
ah, the muh bennies argument again
>>62267722
fucking autism
you realise you're being played by some 5/10 pandering to desperate alt-right anime dweebs?
Theresa May is ignoring her own government's report that Trident is no longer needed
Hura!
Russia, USA or the UK? Who has the most powerful fleet?
>>62267617
We've always had empire in mind
We just lowkey snuck into this position
>>62267722
>No she isn't she's a pillar of alt-right thought
The alt right don't think.
They call Ben Shapiro short and say MAGA and think they're politically informed.
hey ju-u-u-ude
>>62267768
Have fun.
>>62267728
>that question at the end
literally the biggest appeal to emotion I've ever seen
>>62267714
>people who understand the geopolitical history of decolonisation are "rasheeds who hate britain"
What a waste of time you are
>>62267717
cry into your pillow rorck
>>62267597
That sentence structure doesn't work with emotions.
>>62267761
Only for the major nations dd they force our hand. We kept many places for DECADES after WW2, but we just gave them up.
>>62267768
can I come
>>62267801
Don't be afra-a-a-a-aid
>>62267824
>>62267827
Rasheed
*shows the railings of riley park*
My feeling is that if (((arms manufacturers))) couldn't make a profit from war, we'd have less armed conflicts
still stumped on this one lads
please help me simplify this, i cant do maths
>>62267777
He's been posting this shit every day for weeks. He's well past that.
>>62267758
>Ireland sacrificed some of its country in order to free the world
Fair play.
>>62267600
>he assumption that everyone will act rationally with nukes is equally naive as assuming they can be eradicated
either way there is no possible way to prevent them from getting their hands on nukes.
that's why the only recourse is to eradicate them.
the fact is that even jihadis are rational and don;t want to cause destruction if it means they themselves being obliterated, they use suicide and terror as a tool to achieve their aims, not throw themselves onto the pikeline in the hopes that someone gets through.
>>62267728
doesn't quite have big D's banter
>>62267290
muh atheists must be commies like me
>>62267840
of course mate
I'm sweating my dick off. Holy fucking shit.
sitcom when
>>62267793
>lowkey
bet you live in some irrelevant flyover state that only gets trends months too late
fuck off you boring Yank bellend
So how many weeks do you think Charles will outlive his mother by?
Do you think he will curse her name with his dying breath?
>>62267828
So I can't say
>I am glad to speak English
?
>>62267864
Nah the USA did more to change the UK's relationships with its colonies
OH FUCK BEN IS DEAD
>>62267863
multiply by (2+j)/(2+j) and expand all brackets gets rid of the imaginary units on denominator and should eventually come out quite cleanly
>>62267915
dont understand this
>>62267871
nah, you're just an unaware liberal voting for the tories. Doesn't make you conservative lmao
>>62267863
COmbine the top two
4+3j
then cancel out the bottom. You have one J on the bottom and 2.
2+2j
I could be wrong though LMAO!!!
>>62267940
>I am
*it is
>watching electronic programs play chess on youtube
>>62267915
lol
>>62267597
>>It is wise of you to speak English
>Correct English
This is interesting because this sentence is completely grammatically correct but I think you are thinking of it in the wrong way.
It's correct because it means this:
>It is wise of you [to make the decision] to speak English
It doesn't mean:
>You are wise because you can speak English.
The two sentences you have written with "wise" both make sense but they both mean different things. They are not the same.
That's why it doesn't work with "happy". I wish I could explain it better.
>>62267946
ben mitchell? what happened lad
>>62267962
good lad
>>62267868
>don't want to cause destruction if it means they themselves being obliterated
>what is martyrdom
>what is a suicide bomber
>what is religious fanaticism
the aims of most apocalyptic death cults like ISIS are to instigate the end-times. Allowing the proliferation of technology that makes this a real possibility is a bad thing
if they pull me over i be hoping they don't find the 9
>>62267940
That's a different sentence from the one you wrote before. You can say
>I am glad to speak English
You can't say
>It is glad of you to speak English
Got a date on thursday.
BRICKING IT.
First ever 'just a drink' date, so I have to rely on conversation from the get go. Also, on a weeknight so I can just get drunk and become outgoing like I usually do.
>>62268028
I don't fucking know, he's just died. Phil is in tears.
>>62268037
careful with the (-i)*i which is +1 not -1
havent done this shite since 1st year (4th now) so it's a bit hazy
>>62268037
why are you doing A-level maths at half 8 during summer?
>>62267970
>tories
>conservative
What do you think is their position on the renewal of the Trident nuclear weapons programme?
>>62268070
what kind of pub you going to?
>>62268075
OH FUCK IT WASNT BEN IT WAS HIS BOYFRIEND
>>62267940
>>62267985
A living thing can be glad, but a thing cannot.
So you could have:
>I am glad
>He is glad
>She is glad
>They are glad
But you wouldn't have:
>it is glad
>the chair is glad
aaa my finger is stuck in a glass bottle
>>62267777
1) I'm not being played
2) she's a 9/10
3) you're the anime dweeb
>>62268102
what are you beliefs based on then
your feelings?
Fucks sake you daft Scottish cunt, no one is saying nukes are supposed to stop terrorists
>>62268095
why is a negative * a positive a positive?
>yanks
>>62267944
Nothing would've ever changed with the colonies if not for Ireland's (mostly) successful rebellion.
>>62267799
Cuck >>62268117
How is preparation for /GF2017/ coming along lads?
>>62268117
I bet Sophie gives sloppy blowies.
Cannot WAIT for Scotland to leave the UK
>>62267381
Boxie has become a national socialist!?!?!?!?!?
>>62268154
bet you're one of those gamergate melts too
>>62268199
Me on the right
>supervisor away til friday on my 1st week of the placement
ah yes spent all day doing fuck all
>>62268172
assume j is the imaginary unit isn't it
(-j)*j is same as (-1)*(j^2) = (-1)^2 = +1
>>62268199
>those fat legs
trainwreck in 4 years max
>>62268117
whatever the media tells them
i'm considering a little expansion project. what to you think, lads?
>>62268212
/blackgf2016/ has already been achieved well ahead of schedule, therefore all planning for /gf2017/ has been suspended indefinitely
>>62268230
ah yes, our second and third largest exports won't be missed at all
>>62268230
Same, especially since Spain and Belgium said they would veto their EU membership
>>62268122
>his boyfriend
might have a wank. anyone opposed?
>>62268199
That's our normal outfit. It's part of our culture
>>62268270
superb
>>62268263
Annex us.
>>62268263
Kek you got away with it before because Iceland was useful as a Cold War base. Now you have no cards to play :)
>>62267777
>5/10
Post what you think an 8/10 is because she's clearly above average
>>62268162
Past events
>>62268199
hip hop heads
hmm
how about an english independence referendum?
>>62268120
I've not thought that far ahead.
doing sausage sandwiches for dindins lads
Just submitted a Section 15.8/2(b) form to my local house sub-committee requisitioning the necessary planning permits for a wank sometime in the first quarter of 2017.
>>62268263
I hope all of your volcanoes erupt simultaneously
>>62268212
/qt gf from work/ is sealed after long negociations
>>62268340
hmm
how about a Cheshire independence referendum?
>>62268046
>>62268056
Okay I get it
>>62268127
but you can say "It is wise" though a thing can't be wise
>>62268199
There's a pic of that kid on reddit getting twerk'd on by a massive black woman.
He's a meme on /r/hiphopheads
>>62268340
kernow's turn next lad
can't hold back the white and black
>>62268392
this desu
>>62268325
great non-answer
will not be replying again
>>62268365
fail to prepare, prepare to fail tbqh
Poleaboo ate too much again
Diet will properly start tomorrow
Fantasising about being in a relationship with an older man
I look after his daughter, I become a step-mother to her
He however isn't particularly grateful and beats me often
Meanwhile I am having a much better time having returned to university
I'm friends with a few cis-females
They're concerned about the abuse I'm receiving
>>62268202
The UK's post war situation would have been mostly the same, bankrupt and dependent on US aid
REEEE SCRAP TRIDENT YOU FUCKING CIS WORMS
>>62268413
>It is wise of you to speak English
you can say that
>>62268320
>>62268385
hope the world is introduced to a extinction type disease. iceland will be the last remnant of human civilisation
Where's the best place to tie your shoe in an airport? help
>>62268452
Literally hate these useful idiots.
>>62267412
I think that's the joke, SJWism is to alt-rightism as Marxism is to Neoconservatism.
>>62268413
>a thing can't be wise
Abstract things can be though. Like a decision can be wise, a thought can be wise, an action can be wise.
>>62268452
>green politicians are anti-doomsday device
very surprising
>>62268500
how can you hate the greens?
>>62268484
then I think you can say "it is glad of you to speak English"
haha channel 5 doing a brexit debate now bit late eh
>>62268321
here's an 8
>>62268498
my balls desu
>>62268540
No that doesn't make sense.
>I am glad you can speak English
maybe
>>62268294
Do it into my mouth
>>62268423
where lad
>the sound of crickets chirping outside
>>62268540
you literally can't
glad is an emotion, wise is a quality
you can say "it is stupid of you to not speak english"
you cannot say "it is angry of you to not speak english"
>>62268540
When someone says "It is wise of you to speak English" this is what they mean:
>It is wise of you choose to speak English
It does not mean:
>You are wise because you can speak English
ISN'T IT FUNNY
just done a uni work submit ama x x
Business idea: teach English to the Japanese
>>62268635
That first greentext should be:
>It is wise of you to choose to speak English
>>62267937
The period of time will be so short that the exact definition of it shall be left to philosophers.
business idea: crush my bollocks
girl is sending me teasing videos lads
completely naked but covering herself as she gets in the shower
balls are gonna fuckin explode ;_;
>>62268449
good to hear you're back in uni :]
>>62268212
pretty shit, got ill and stopped going to the gym and now ive lost my routine and cant be motivated to go any more...
on the plus side ive got two job interviews this week so hopefully i can get a job to make me more appealing to women
>>62268540
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pronoun
Either say "You are glad you speak English" ...."It is glad you speak English"... "It is glad it speaks English"..."You are glad it speaks English."
Your pronouns have to match. Right now, you are using two pronouns to describe one thing, which is wrong
if you don't cut the fat off your bacon there's a good chance you're clinically obese and I will not be taking any of your posts seriously
>>62268661
will you do mine?
>>62268212
Talked to a qt in a pub the other day
Dunno how it was going but I know my m8s were taking the piss
Think they might have been jealous 2bh
business idea: expand japanese culture to foreign youth through the use of cartoons
wanking to ads of my local prozzies again lads
>>62268708
good luck m8
>>62265762
isn't it because you wanted diesel-electrics? We don't fuck around with cuck subs like that m8.
![08c35efd-d353-4c77-a355-6418f48bc6c7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UefzoMW.jpg "08c35efd-d353-4c77-a355-6418f48bc6c7[1]")
me and the lads
>>62268750
sounds like something I'd do
where are you looking at these ads?
>>62268557
She is objectively not as hot as June
>>62268743
Anime is but a drop in the umi (that means ocean, you cretin) of Nippon's vast and varied culture you uncouth little worm.
cut my ballsack into pieces
lads what is going to lectures in college like?
bricking it hope i dont call the teacher mommy again
>>62268712
If you need to cut the fat off your food to stay in shape there's a good chance you need to spend less time sitting on your arse.
>>62268520
sorry, not Marxism, meant Trotskyism, nothing to see here
>>62268814
dunno i never went haha
>>62268795
Amazing post
business idea: sacrifice all 5.5ft icelanders to the volcano to appease the gods
>>62268812
this is my first response
>>62268814
1. Walk in
2. Take notes
3. Leave
>>62268619
but you often say "happy news"
happy is an emotion but news is a thing
I can't get it
>>62268822
not even close to being an argument, fat boy
*blows up everything in Europe*
Haha I'm being Belgian lads
me when i read /brit/
>>62268867
never heard anyone say "happy news" people say "good news"
Surely he's not actually 5'5... is he?
>>62268840
business idea: pray to Tzeentch until all Icelanders are born with tumors pressing on their pituitary glands so they all naturally become Astartes
THE CROSSES OF ST. GEORGE ARE FLYING ALL AROUND ME
GARETH SOUTHGATE, THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU
OH IT'S SAVED! (SAVED, saved, saved...)
>>62268867
happy news is wrong lad
it's "good news" or "bad news", happy is an emotion not a quality. "Sad" can be both, however
>>62268867
It might help you to think of it as "good news" instead of "happy news". People don't really describe news as happy.
Good news can make a person feel happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KG8w6fm1R8
A daring synthesis of memes
9/11 was 15 years ago now lads, mental
>>62268899
he might be
it wouldn't be his choice either way
bully people for their ridiculous beliefs, not physical qualities they have no control over
>>62268963
*hovers over Embed and looks at the thumbnail*
Nah you're alright mate
new
>>62268942
>>62268942
>>62268942
>>62268942
>>62268987
t. manlet
>>62268993
The name was all I wanted you to view
>>62265839
Italians mostly I suppose
got all my karma on reddit wiped out with one comment
>>62268996
based janny deleting filthy yank threads
>>62268996
you never stood a chance
>>62269029
What was the comment?
>>62269029
what was the comment?
>>62269009
t. probably the same height as me
>>62268963
handsome lad that cyr
>>62269029
got my bollocks wiped out with one pair of scissors
*flies the english flag upside down*
ahah serves you benders right haha
>>62269057
>>62269060
>doxxing myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGxX4cvTmNg
who /rave/ here
>>62268983
When the military found Sadam Hussein burrowed deep into a hole like an insect...that was a good day for America.
When he was executed by hanging, we let him say the Islamic oath...He got about half way done when we decided to just drop him off the gallows. It was lol worthy. Fuck him
>>62268996
you dare question the power of the janny? begone
>>62269070
I'm 6. you?
>>62268787
adultwork
>>62268776
These people really need to get the shit kicked out of them so they can learn that not everybody is their friend and they need to be able to defend themselves.
*calls the teacher mom*
Edit: Meant to say mum
>>62268897
>>62268922
>>62268933
I didn't know that was a wrong phrase...
thank you very much, I love you guys
>When he was executed by hanging, we let him say the Islamic oath...He got about half way done when we decided to just drop him off the gallows. It was lol worthy. Fuck him
>tomorrow's forecast
>34c with no breeze in the day
>24 at night
buh-LIMEY
>>62269105
My long lost Viking cousin
>>62269112
5'11, put 6'0 on my tinder lmao
>>62269103
no not me
>>62269106
could america hang my bollocks?
>>62269144
based
love warm weather
New chase and status track lads
bit of a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn0_DC4M_Pw
>>62269137
love you too glorious nippon
>>62269144
Business idea: buy a fan
>>62269180
>>62269180
>>62269180
>>62269161
Lol, just had a conversation with a girl on Tinder that was pissed at how often men lie about their height.
What's the point? You have to meet them at some point and they'll realise you're not the height you said you were.
when will they learn
>>62269193
Literally 40°C here today
>>62269170
had a dream, lads. i dreamt is was walked to the gallows with a hood over my head, people were throwing rocks at me as i approached the gallows steps. as i stood there sightless with the hideous sound of westerners calling for my death. i stood there agonizingly long until silence suddenly befell the crowd. i could hear tapping sounds in the distance, like a two legged horse. the sounds grew closer and closer until i could recognize it as a pair of high heels, and eventually it stood besides me, something pulled off my hood and the first thing i could see were two large silicone breasts attached to a woman, as sexy as she was frightening. she grabbed the noose and moved it towards my neck, but lower she went, lower and lower until she reached my crouch, the dominatrix tore off my pants and yanked my wiener, which had shrunken in fright. she placed the noose around it and tightened it, strangling my scrotum. a glistening pearl of precum squeezed itself from the tip of my urethra. i stood there shaking while she slowly reached for the lever at her side, she grasped the lever and looked me dead in the eyes with a nefarious smirk on her lips, stroking the lever up and down, as if wanking a stronk. suddenly she pulled the lever forcefully and i dropped through the trapdoor. the world was black to my eyes from pure adrenaline, as i dropped and the rope uncoiled until i had reached it's full lenght. a horrible snapping sound resonated through the air as my testicles were torn clean off. never had i experienced such delicious pain before. a fountain of blood and sperm shot out from my crouch as i lay memberless in the scalding Texas sand. at this point i woke up hyperventilating , drenched in sweat and semen.
>>62269161
lmao absolute madman
got some absolutely belter 3rd eye opening posts for the next thread
>>62269216
Janny is FUCKING QUICK.
There is a doccy woccy on Donald Trump on Panorama right now.
>>62269216
>Janny btfo the yanks and the Irish
starting to like this guy
>>62269239
Isn't your third eye your nob end?
Warm weather during the day (assuming you don't have to work) = neat
Warm weather during the night (if you want to sleep) = VERY bad
somebody take this janitorium to the sanitorium because he's a bloody madman
HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
IT'S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOU BABY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
AND ALL THE OTHER BOYS
TRY TO CHASE ME
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
>>62269226
America is an exciting place :3
>>62269279
>>Janny btfo the yanks and the Irish
>starting to like this guy
>>62269216
like a flash
got some absolutely belter urethra opening posts for the next thread
this is getting fucking ridiculous
nicki minaj is underrated
Wikihow has the funniest fucking illustration.
Janny has great dedication
he must command quite a handsome salary for that type of hard work and dedication
>>62269222
girls don't really know how tall 6' is lad + i wear air maxes as a form of man-heel
just need to get your foot in the door really, so many vein wenches who consider themselves far too pretty for anyone not considerably above average height and 6' seems to be the mental cut off. kinda wished we used cm for only this reason
>americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBJhzfvdyKw
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so crash my bollocks
>>62269281
Confession: Up until about 2 years ago I thought it was called your 'chaps eye', not 'Japs eye'.. Because it's something only chaps have and my ears don't work.
>>62269213
If I buy one now we'll have no more hot days haha
black gf has intimated that she would like me to meet her parents at some point in the near future
hmmm
>>62269358
jamie oliver would not be happy
>>62269347
wasn't it originally a pencil?
>>62269358
fried mozzarella is quality
>>62269297
sike that's the wrong number
>>62269381
prepare for the beating of your life
>>62269358
important to have a balanced diet lads
*strikes out at you*
>>62269355
Well the girl I'm talking to is 5'11 so she can spot someone who is lying pretty quick. She said that men lie real bad though. Like, she's met up with people saying 5'11 who are clearly more like 5'9.
tomorrow I might revive my "keep your curtains and windows closed in hot weather" gimmick from a few months ago
it got good feedback at the time
>>62269383
MUH TURKEY TWIZZLERS
>>62269381
>black gf
are you white? If so disgusting
might shag this escort lads
>>62269381
i already met my gfs parent (she didnt met mine)
it was nice but its clear that she is really serious abt this relationship
>>62269380
I'm thinking of buying one tomorrow but I will literally top myself if this is the last week of hot weather we have. As I sit inside shivering under a blanket in August I'll be tortured by the thoughts of all the nice things I could have bought with that 20 quid.
>>62269439
Turkey Twizzlers and super noddles reminds me so much of childhood.
new thread
>>62269417
>>62269417
>>62269417
ps. janny don't delete we're over 600 posts
>>62269381
EY, A WHITE BOY?
HATE black people, by far the rudest minority
lads have a good old laugh about this yank literally crying because of some mick banter
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/3dpuxy/visiting_your_beautiful_country_this_weekend_want/?st=iqsgdw51&sh=fc4b5acb
Air ambulance is going nuts tonight lads
>>62269433
get some of these bad boys m8
>>62269459
You not so serious? Probably shouldn't have met the parent then..
>tfw no parents
At least that's one relationship thing I don't have to worry about.
Now if only I could form a relationship.. Hm...
>>62269487
err, excuse me, I have a black gf? could not not
>>62269433
ahaha, everytime i think about how annoying it is that girls prefer taller guys, i make myself happy with the thought that tall girls will princess themselves out of a bf cos they refuse to be with anyone who they're taller than in heels
>>62269433
I think some men have skewed views of how tall they are. My friend used to say i was 6'2 and he was 6' but he was actually 5'9 and said i was bigger to make himself look bigger
I don't think he was purposely, he actually thought he was taller than he was
>>62269528
kernow?
>>62269544
Well she's going on a date with me and I'm only 5'11 soooo.
Think it's pretty fair to be pissed off at someone for lying.
>>62269381
All the innumerable forms in which the life-urge of Nature manifests itself are subject to a fundamental law--one may call it an iron law of Nature--which compels the various species to keep within the definite limits of their own life-forms when propagating and multiplying their kind. Each animal mates only with one of its own species. The titmouse cohabits only with the titmouse, the finch with the finch, the stork with the stork, the field-mouse with the field-mouse, the house-mouse with the house-mouse, the wolf with the she-wolf, etc.
Every crossing between two breeds which are not quite equal results in a product which holds an intermediate place between the levels of the two parents. This means that the offspring will indeed be superior to the parent which stands in the biologically lower order of being, but not so high as the higher parent. For this reason it must eventually succumb in any struggle against the higher species. The stronger must dominate and not mate with the weaker.
This urge for the maintenance of the unmixed breed, which is a phenomenon that prevails throughout the whole of the natural world, results not only in the sharply defined outward distinction between one species and another but also in the internal similarity of characteristic qualities which are peculiar to each breed or species.
If Nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such a case all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile.
>>62269632
font
>>62269632
ahh, fair play lad. Guess if you're 5'11 as a girl you get over that complex kinda quickly
but yea, don't bully people for being short, it's not fair lad
Best cum you've ever had lads?
Mine
>Be me, 19 years old
>Have adorable 18 year old green eyed epileptic gf
>It's her birthday, 19 July
>We're drunk
>Start snogging on her bed
>She gets v dominant when she drinks
>pushes me down and starts sucking my cock
>Just as I'm about to cum, she squeezes my bollocks so hard I thought they exploded
Have never experienced anything comparable
I still miss her sometimes.
>tfw 5'11 but had tight achilles growing up so have disproportionately short legs
just fucking kill me now
>>62269697
Not bullying for being short. Bullying for lying.
Nothing wrong with being short. Some of my best mates are short, and one of them is a women magnet.
>>62269716
she ever have a fit riding your cock?
*accepts prize for "Shortest Anon ITT"*
>>62269544
It's usually short/average girls who care more about height IME. Picking up girls that are taller than you is surprisingly easy.
>>62268038
>>what is martyrdom
>>what is a suicide bomber
>>what is religious fanaticism
something that the leadership has their expendable operatives do
its hardly as if they all want to blow themselves up when they can convince plebs to do it.
>ISIS is a death cult
lol watch less TV
What are the new thread limit rules that Janny follows?
>>62269876
No, although I always kinda hoped she would.
She never took her meds if she could help it which got my hopes up.
Think I added too much rosemary to the stew lads.
You brits build some damn good submarines. Not on the level of the Ohio and Borei classes, but damned good ones nonetheless.
