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The North edition
korean pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjpiwCF9I0
another sweaty day ahead
milana
Hope there are no softies in this thread
>>62251786
got to get into my car soon
not looking forward to it
Sun City Girls 2bh lads
post high quality grime.
>tfw people think I'm a cuck because I have a mixed race son, but it's because my gf is black
>>62251751
why can't we have a south edition
reposting
>>62251523
>begs me to visit her for weeks
>i fly out to barcelona to visit her for a week
>it's saturday night, that means going out to the club
>don't know the city, the people we are with, the language
>ignores me the entire night and makes me feel shit and like i'm just in the way
>later gets mad at me for getting drunk and "flirting" with her friend just because she was the only one speaking to me the whole night
yeah fuck her
>>62251751
The south east of England is objectively the best part of the UK.
Love this bird and the man's laugh.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468826443581.webm
>>62251819
https://youtu.be/UlAvh1GpVKw
>>62251819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuJteASA60
>>62251872
> t. Ahmed bin Abdullullah
>>62251807
Hi, dennis, didn't expect to see you here.
been wanking without finishing to naturally raise my test
>>62251807
>>62251910
Business idea: Set nasher loose on my spuds
>>62251904
Mudslimes are what makes our food objectively the best as well
>>62251949
Say hello to your new orgasm denial fetish.
>>62251883
>come on you can say other stuff
>fuck off you twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PE2fzofJ4
>>62251997
He has the best type of laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RroMAnPm4sk
>>62252075
stop
>>62251981
please elaborate
>>62252079
YEEEE MYYYY LAAAAAADDDDDDDD
Is there any identify feeling in Northumbria or is just an ancient kingdom?
the cast of skins is younger than me.
feels weird 2bh
>>62252120
paco, limpia los banos por favor
My entire team at work has spent the whole morning, literally, doing a repetitive task that a basic Python script or similar could do in seconds.
Work for a very large, well known company as well. It's always a shambles behind the shiny outer veneer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyPpEzTm2Pc
the state of his toilet fucking hell
>I got banned for this
absolutely howling
>>62252229
what was the ban justification?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
what do you think of this catchy jolly tune friendos
doing some programming
>>62252229
Threats against the leader of a country or royalty always gets you in trouble. Shaykh Suleiman got in trouble for saying he was gonna kill Obama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77xu7ViSaWc
ah yes "mummy". ah yes "daddy". let's hide the TV remote somewhere in the so-called "living room" the night before we KNOW our princess is staying home all day eh yes you fucking pricks
>>62252229
literally reported you to MI5 for that
Velikobritaniya
>>62252229
post the report
me and the lads haha great bunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYnNznxCNSU
>>62252261
the janny can't understand nuance and ambiguous language i.e he's autistic
>>62251819
>cotton picker music
You're the reason why things are shit
Poleaboo is back from the job centre
New work coach, she seems nice
Trying to get me to do work experience but wants it to be something relevant to my long term goals
Wants me to forward my CV for some admin work down the street
Asked how likely it was that I'd go back to university this September, said 50/50
She doesn't know about my criminal record or bail conditions
>>62252356
i got banned for a month for making a joke that i was underaged and i have a static ip. i unironically got unbanned with the appeal by copying and pasting the diagnostic criteria for aspergers syndrome hahaha
>>62252370
ah yes let's be racist
>>62252106
>Mudslime food is some of the best in the world
>12.4% of London is mudslime
>London has the best food in the UK due to a mixture of mudslimes, chapatis and whatnot.
name one city in the UK that is better than London and one northern english city that isn't a shithole.
>>62252180
So why not tell this to your boss and get a potential promotion you tit?
do not give the currywog a nanosecond of your time
>>62252419
>it's edgy to point out how shit that whole mups de doo dat genre is
ok
doing a duolingo
>>62252474
what music do you like mate
>>62252434
what flag
>>62252509
experimental nu-choir
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>>62252427
>Mudslime food is some of the best in the world
delusional
cara 2bh lads
>>62252560
thunderman
>>62252616
exceptional post
Foul foul Norman neighbours making a ruckus in their smelly Norman garden
Leave me alone or i shall huff and puff and blow you away
Have a normbly merry christmas you vapid doe-eyed c-sheepios and have it out of my earsight before I show you a true billy goat gruff and plaster your putrid musical guts all over the evil walls of your feculent normbodian homestead, out, out I say
>>62252515
Macedonia, or Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
the world can be one together
cosmos without hatred
>>62252585
t. Trayvon LaDesha Shayqwan
>overcast
>nice and cool
>>62252687
Ultimate comfy.
Hope you have some snacks around.
might do a shave of my head
>british """"""""""weather""""""""""""
>>62252678
ah yes the epic non white name retort
>>62252613
>It's a lot fucking better than English food
What culture has the best food?
>in b4 muh roast beef
>>62252613
this desu, I don't think there's ever been an Indian restaurant in the world's top 100. They're either French (or french style), Italian , Spanish or Scandinavian mainly because they have the quality of ingredients. Not that I don't like a good curry but come on.
>>62252729
Give me another (You)
Literally cannot understand why any intelligent person wouldn't be a Communist 2bh lads
>>62252719
Reason?
Anyway do it you madman. Post before and after.
>>62252731
>It's a lot fucking better than English food
stop pretending to be british you paki fuck
>>62252669
stars like diamonds in your eyes...
>>62252731
>muh food
Ah yes, very much worth it to have a bunch of stone age towelheads in my country. Fuck off
Do I look like Kev?
why can't life just be all the nice parts?
Gimmick idea: post pictures of out poos
>>62252797
cause then the nice parts won't feel as nice
>>62252767
looks edgy
Just seen a fully black couple with two mulatto kids that were well lighter than both of them
Hahahahaha he got cucked by a white man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36823431
very good
>>62252799
did this before, got no (You)
>>62252616
Jenna 2bh lads
>>62252731
>What culture has the best food?
Austrian/Bavarian, French, Italian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-q2AcIZjDw
fucking love Alex Jones
>>62251819
https://youtu.be/9fT0c4q5Fa8
>>62252818
Saw a single black dad with a snow wight sprog a few weeks ago
Bizarre
>>62252824
me offering physical and emotional support
>>62252824
excellent
>>62252818
I'm pretty sure that can just happen because of genetics, like hair colour
got a job interview tomorrow lads
>>62252838
superb post
>>62252794
story behind this?
>>62252857
is that an honest attempt to spell the word white
>>62252824
>France changed Prime Minister
Wait, when did this happen?
>>62252838
>Austrian/Bavarian,
into le trash
>>62252838
can't watch any jenna haze video ever since that one with the tape worm coming out her arsehole
doing a poo
gimme a (You)
maybe two
doing a wank
give myself a little spank
i'm a stupid yank
lunch /brit/, you?
>>62252880
Happy and hopeful Ron ;_;
>>62252903
some american made a thread like a week ago saying "do I look like Kev" with this image
>>62252918
He means the snow wights from game of thrones
>>62251751
>The North edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuxksNkmFiw
>>62252918
Nah it was an ice zombie
>>62252981
mlukvai mangal
>>62252768
>implying
Sitting in the park on my lunch break sweating like tim after an encounter with the dentist
>>62253004
why is your blood so angry
>>62253004
look a bit brown to me lad
>>62252981
No wonder that Farage feels right at home when he visits Bulgaria's poorest ghetos.
>do you want to come to England?
>no
>how about coming and living in Englant?
>no
This video is hilarious.
How can I download British drama freely?
>>62252427
>one northern english city that isn't a shithole.
S T A N N E S
T
A
N
N
E
S
alri lads
>>62253004
RASHEED
Good morning
Nice, paris, paris #2, and orlando were all homegrown attackers weren't they?
really makes you think
>>62253064
FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>62253053
get out
Hold up, France have a President and Prime minister?
>>62253064
Well good morning. Bit sunny out
>>62252999
Make me Mehmed.
https://youtu.be/0DPlsVeOjpA
Ah yes. That takes me back........
>>62253084
It's hot out
>>62253093
continentals are strange
>>62252427
Harrogate desu
>>62253075
>Nice
stopped reading there.
Born: 3 January 1985 | M'saken, Sousse Governorate, Tunisia
>type up a really stupid post
>fail the captcha
>have second thoughts
>delete post
>>62253047
Not telling you
You must pay and support our economy
>>62253107
really enjoying it desu. proper summer finally.
>>62252932
>falling for the worm meme
It's a skin tag.
>>62252921
no u
>>62253093
yes
>>62253019
Anon was implying
>>62253032
>>62253054
No sand in this kitchen
>>62253077
They're not laughing now.
The normies are learning lads
>>62253158
post a pic of those cupboard fronts
>>62253093
the president is also co-prince of andorra
>>62253180
>33 Million Million dollars
>>62253158
Those are Saracen floor tiles if I've ever seen any
>went for a run at midday
>get back, have a shower
>still sweating half hour after the shower
fuck me
Might die tomorrow lads
My pale white skin wasn't meant for this
>>62253222
j-just
my plan to stay awake until at least 6pm is looking less likely by the minute
>>62253244
>Brum
>pale white skin
Nice try rasheed
>>62253243
well only because you're asking nicely
>>62253180
Jewish Ubermensch reporting in, I can confirm that we are taking over the world from you.
>Control world politics
>Generally more rich and powerful than the average goy
>Literally killed the son of God
Mess with the best, and die like the rest, filthy gentile.
>>62253180
maybe he's just a rich guy who likes supporting left wing causes r-right lads?
>>62253132
What if I want to study English but I don't like UK?
I don't want to be jewed by them.
well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.
>ywn strangle both of these to death
>>62253290
>>62253305
two bombs wasn't enough
>>62253304
good post had me laughing
>>62253304
kek, always rated this gimmick
>>62253342
>>62253348
>>62253304
Reddit amused with a repost of a reddit gimmick.
27 degrees outside
off comes mr shirt
Love you
>>62253290
can't you just download the drama online?
>London
>>62253336
>confusing plastic gook with japanese
british empire has fallen
>>62253367
if I see Waleed Aly in public I will be forced to defend myself
>>62253377
Where can I download? please tell me
I don't want to pay
>>62253342
fuck off
>>62253093
most countries have a head of government and a head of state
>>62253121
but did he spend most of his life in france?
>>62253305
She's in London lad
Watching the russia doping report conference on bbc news
Imagine living in Britain when the anglo saxons invaded, must have been mental.
>>62253413
torrent websites?
>>62253367
sun's out, off-puttingly thin and pale arms out
>>62253470
pics
>>62253413
send me qt jap gf and ill fax them over to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39J0alpEgeQ&feature=youtu.be&t=25
@62253426
31-20 = 11 years in france.
now fuck off commie.
Fanny po poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
gf's a mong but can't be arsed to correct her because she'll just get upset and hissy for the rest of the day
might dump her but then I wouldn't have anyone to go to restaurants with or to suck my willy
going to go sit under a tree and play wonderwall on guitar
>>62253453
what a fascinating thought mr fedora sir
>>62252427
>Name one city in the UK that is better than London
There's literally only a few worse so...
business plan: pay someone to crush my balls
>>62253453
bit like me haha
HAVING A COFFY WOFFY COF COF COF HAK HAK HAK JOK JOK JOK SPUT SPUT SPUT GAG GAG GAG HYEEEEEERRRRGGKKKK
>>62253593
haha pls don't die haha x
>mfw tomato juice with chili, salt, and pepper
>>62253456
where? link
EPIC
>>62253621
Fuck off you mong
>>62253593
*picks you up with your head over my shoulder and pats your back*
>>62253618
bet it looks and tastes similar to your mums discharge
I know it's a guy but...
cut my ballsack into pieces
>>62253646
how rude
it isn't that hard work if you already know the link isn't it?
How does AR work without some kind of symbol to identify?
>>62253440
I don't know who this is
>>62253690
this is my last resort
>>62253618
tomato juice is dank
so are bloody marys
mmm.... bloody marys
*takes a single, clear breath*
Hfffffft.....haaaaaaaaaaaahh. That's better. Better coffed than noffed, as my dearest surrogate mothers used to say
>>62253645
snap
*snaps*
Owwwwwwch.....ooohhhhhhhh......owchies....... I ave snapped
why are the toilets here so weird looking haha how am I meant to shit in this
i saw Pregnancy homeless in london.
>>62253864
>shit
poo*
>>62253864
that's just for cleaning your arsehole, not shitting in
Just done a nasty poo
You know, the type you do when you're ill
>>62253880
wow that's amazing, tell us more
Masturbating on the living room floor for a living room laugh and gasp
>>62253864
Joke was funny the first time I heard it but this is like the tenth.
>>62253907
wow you don't say
>>62253864
that's a bath you continental cretin
>>62253910
what ochre was it?
>>62253880
Homelessness is bad but its probably partially her own fault since 'Vulnerable' people especially pregnant women are given accomodation pretty quickly
>>62253750
say it one more time and you're fucked lad
>>62253864
Your supposed to wash your bollocks in it
>>62253927
In all seriousness I'm at a loss for why there is a bidet in a room with no toilet
how to make the size of a webm smaller? this 4mb limitation is truly getting on my nerves haha
>>62253961
what?
>>62253983
Which program are you using to make them?
Face it England you're basically German
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/the-anglo-saxon-invasion-britain-is-more-germanic-than-it-thinks-a-768706.html
was on ma way tae work wen ah saw a pufflychoo and canne not try to catch it had to explain to ma boss y ah was late XDD
>>62253980
Lel, I guess sometimes your booty hole just needs a splashing.
>>62253980
Some people just wipe whenever they shit and wash their arse with the bidet in the mornings.
the racist in greggs screencap literally just showed up in my newsfeed RRREEEEEEEE
taken too much modafinil, feel like im dying
reckon having a heart attack would get me off tomorrow's coursework deadline?
>>62254000
bloody mary
>>62253955
kek true
Alri
>>62251807
So how did Dennis the menace get away with being so openly violently homophobic?
Biggie smalls
>>62253864
went to a party once and took a giant solid shit in one of these. Who the fuck has a bidet but not a toilet in your upstairs bathroom?
Smally bigs
just got called a raciste in the boulangerie
>>62254124
You owe me fifty euro!
>>62254020
I use a website to convert a mp4 file to a webm I'm not good enough with computers to convert them myself
>>62254147
you shouldn't have called me a smelly rostbif
Going to travel to the UK one day to be called a racist in greggs for a laugh.
lol /shit/
>>62254177
how are you gonna get someone to call you a racist?
collect a rare
>>62251942
Just seen some ugly bald african woggies on the 'vision
>>62253913
I saw her トッテンナムコートstation. she had a board that says I'm a pregnant and need money. I don't know somehow but brits homeless often introduce themselves by using board lol
Pulled my first girl at a club lads
Feel a deep sense of shame
>>62254231
Is that because she didn't consent
me on the left
>>62254210
thats not even rare I saw it like yesterday
Ooer didnt mean to leave the old name field filled in - blame mr clover for that'un
>>62254208
Prob wave an English flag around.
If not strongly imply the cashier is a Jew for overcharging on a cinnamon bun.
>>62254225
cant you write Tottenham Court Road you fucking gook
>>62253289
But that's legitimately it.
There's always been philanthropic billionaires.
think I'm the super hans of my friend group lads
>>62254266
disole
>>62254262
in gregg's?
>>62254154
I use https://github.com/Cephel/4chan-webm-maker It's quite simple and made for 4chan
>>62254281
omfg was trying to say desole
Got called racist in ASDA lads
>>62254271
>not being a combination of mark, jeslz and shpttysb
>>62254283
yeah at greggs
>>62254325
>using a straight up .exe without any sourcefiles
wtf are you doing mate
Poleaboo has a driving lesson tomorrow and then a laser appointment the day after
The burn has not gone and I doubt it ever will
just want to mong out to some snow patrol lads
>>62254332
He's not フランス人
>>62254362
Huh? It works so w/e
watching swifts flitting about
wish i could fly
>>62254362
it's a frontend for ffmpeg
Will be going out later.
I try to go outside for a while at least once a day. Think it has a positive effect on my mental health.
Could be wrong though.
>>62254379
I am haha
>>62254471
Need to start doing this too. Been inside for far too long.
Downloaded PokemonGO as an incentive.
don't have any music for nice days like this
too much melancholia
>>62254481
"non"
>>62254537
What genres you into lad?
hope poleaboos transition goes swimmingly :)
my tea is still hot enough to burn my tongue after 8 hours
fucking thermoses, how do they work
>>62254537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VrVI-ru3Eg
>>62254590
I do haha
>>62254537
daft punk - discovery is a pretty great summer record
weezer - weezer too
No one gives me a free UK drama link yet... : (
I hate you all.
>>62254635
vacuums, the ultimate insulator
>>62254670
what do you want to watch you useless fuck
>>62254670
Just torrent it?
https://kat.cr/wolf-hall-season-1-s01-1080p-bluray-x264-shortbrehd-rick-t12125924.html
your mums a milf
your mums a milf
ohoohooo your mums a milf
>>62254615
Poleaboo is glad to have some support
>>62254670
I was recomended to watch Fresh Meat on this thread and it's AWESOME
if you have netflix ID, go!
wwaaanankkk meee offfff
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/36823453
woops
anyone know how this would work?
Lads
Freemasons aren't real right?
>>62254738
>Fresh Meat
never even heard of it lol
I know how tempting it is
I've been there
But do not reply to him
You will come to thank me one day
https://youtu.be/X-wwowz8Bro what a tune lads what a TUNE
What sites do you lads buy clothing from?
Need to up my effay game.
>>62254770
they're real
i used to work in a hotel and we would host their functions
they're just a bunch of useless drunks
>>62254099
>Homophobic
Walter was straight lad
>>62254644
which jap truck do you like best? suzuki? isuzu? lol
get OUT OF HERE FLY
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
browsing Aisha's new twitter
>>62254831
that was mean mate
but my favorite japanese car brand is subaru
might call poleaboo
>>62254772
It's basically The Inbetweeners: university edition.
Good afternoon lads
what is a coup?
>>62254908
post tagine
>>62254793
post some french rap (no memes )
Greetings denziens of Earth, I am glarbita of jigilas
>>62254925
Its being cooked as we speak
>>62254922
where you keep chickens innit
>>62254802
>sites
Don't be a mong. Clothes look good because they fit, and that means you need to go to a brick and mortar store and try stuff on. Unless you're that desperate to avoid social situations you'd rather deal with the hassle of ordering stuff, trying it on, sending it back when it doesn't fit, and repeating.
>>62254849
giz a link
>>62254941
alri
the bread is the nicest part of the burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>>62254963
do you not know what size you are before buying clothes?
>>62254759
who are the shopped heads?
>>62254999
there's size discrepancies though
an incorrect size -even small- makes a big difference to how clothes look
>>62254999
>all clothes of the same size fit the same
>>62254963
Exaggerating 2bh. As long as you know what size you are and can pick clothes to suit your physique you shouldn't have any real problems.
>>62254932
https://youtu.be/5XCALVXQkck
https://youtu.be/cSB6XtU_514
https://youtu.be/RJYCHHcUBsE
https://youtu.be/hON6WNiHsm4
https://youtu.be/cckn03gSK2E
I can post french trap if you like, this is more nostalgic stuff
>>62254999
A large in store A that has clothes made in a Vietnamese sweatshop will probably be different to a large in store B that has clothes made in a Bangladeshi sweatshop.
just bought a desk fan
I'm like an animal built for one purpose:
survive
I fucking love desks
t. desk fan
reddit really is a shitshow isn't it lads
>>62255081
Are they all north african?
>>62254965
it's private
>>62255088
>bought a desk fan
i thought buying people was illegal these days
>>62255120
you would know, faggot
>>62255067
And I can guarantee if you do that you're going to look like a fucking mong without even noticing. It's a large, guys! And the last time I bought a shirt eight months ago it was a large and it kind of fit ok so this one must be the same!
Not even a bender desu but you literally genuinely unironically *need to try clothes on* to see if they actually fit. There's no other way around it if you actually care about your appearance. And if you don't care I can guarantee that other people do.
>>62255132
TSN and aelpeacha are black
lunatic is one arab and one black
booba is black
ATK is black and whites
>>62255105
snake
>>62255120
4chan is a shitshow, anon
fucking look around you
>>62255169
me on the left
>>62255182
true 2bh
>>62250725
Rasheed.
>>62255169
they look pretty much the same except one is a full size larger than the other, which would very rarely happen buying online. also in one picture he is looking down and trying to look bad so
>>62255169
Look at this fucking melt giving a fuck about what Normans think of him
>>62252427
York and Leeds
wish i was english
>>62255142
how can you see it then
Lads, are cold water showers bad for you? second day I do it and it feels very refreshing and that feel when the cold water first washes over you is exhilarating.
>>62252427
York
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