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korean pop edition
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stop making these editions 2bqh..
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inb4 thread gets Jannied by the Tyrant custodian
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Aren't you banned matty boi?
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https://youtu.be/Mmtnq5hqpO4?list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0&t=41

>i'm ****** from ****** mental health
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>>62247706
he's not here in the morning
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oink
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>>62247631
I'm asking about his guitar playing not his piano you fucking piece of algae in my fish tank my sucker fish will gobble you up runt
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>>62247733
absolute banter
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>>62247733
pmsl will be dropping this one in the group chat
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I've seen all of tims videos
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>>62247733
howling
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cara 2bh lads
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>>62247825
You're as mental as him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZVL6xaQqd4

possible rival to tim hmmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZtbd-1tbEY

SECTIONED BEING SECTIONED GETTING SECTIONED lads
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>>62247852
exceptional post
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https://youtu.be/qBPF-qeDzbk?t=294

youtube is full of fucking loopers
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>>62247995

>Coffee morning chat. People don't like it when schizophrenics stab people. They can't get the blood of the carpet.. So how do we defeat the anti christ? How do we rescue Jesus from the secure psychiatric unit where he is being held hostage? How can the aliens help without actually invading? All ideas welcolme.
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>>62247995
She's exactly what I envision when I think of female psychiatric patients.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zlYzk_ydPE

people do not beliieve me that my psychiatric nurse in Rochdale sectioned an old lady in hospital for life.l Because when she visited her a cockroach flew in and sat next to a crisp she had dropped on the carpet. I am alone. I used to enjoy peoples compasny. However since I started getting sectioned under the mental hgealth act people keep saying I must be going out at weekends and stabbing people in town with glasses. I must be strangling cats. People will not beliueve me that I got sectioned under the mental health act for six months because a psychiatrist didn't approve of the clothing I was wearing when I was brought in front of him and that he thought my armpits were a bit wiffy and my hair was unkept

really makes u think

I would unironically shag her not even lying i'm that desperate
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Just got a new whip
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>>62248129
a whip?
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Having a laugh at this because some lad was talking about copping this hat here the other week.
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Business idea: have a fat wank and then eat some food
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Poleaboo will be off to the job centre in a bit
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>>62247662
could you stop?
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Business idea: high stakes bank robbery
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I see you lot started without me x
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>>62248306
I could
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is dole-scrounger expert lad here?

had a right old laugh watching Seasidemark and the gang yesterday
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willy juices all over my tummy :3 x
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m25 back round to the ends
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Jenna Haze 2bh lads
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>>62248125
>and that he thought my armpits were a bit wiffy
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>>62247733
VERY NICE
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>for example this psychiatric nurse *holds up frog* I turned her into a frog

quite sad but also funny
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*AAAAAAAAAAACHYOOOOOOO*

*sniffs*
sorry lads
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>>62248495
*looks at you out the corner of my eye and tuts*
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>>62248416

Im not the guy who discovered them but here are a few others i liked desu

Seaside mark has a black mate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu99IZUaAzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-bMKnUagc

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4RsqzWNZZuWFEnenmTFmuA/videos
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>>62248125
Find one person like this and you find the lot of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKoY7z9ddMQ
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This is too funny (wish int had sound)

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1468787976556.webm
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>>62248495
bless you
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https://youtu.be/qBPF-qeDzbk?t=525
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>>62248556
yeah I've seen Steve Punk and Fadge

I've never seen this Dark one though

can't imagine anything worse than living with these two cretins, Dark looks somewhat normal, how the fuck had he wound up with these weirdos

biggest cretins going
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ahh yes so this is summer
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>>62248607
ah yes
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did that yank ever send tim the photo of kev?
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Dad almost walked in on me wanking

Fortunately I had a strategic drawer open and the door banged into that! haha
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The so called queen of england
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>>62248607
and what have you done?
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Alri lads, just spent two hours doing some cheeky pokemon hunting, I went to my local library which is a pokestop, I put a lore there and was chilling across the street and I saw a fat glasses wearing girl with no make up on her phone smiling looking at her phone. I thought maybe i could talk to her and have a ugly autistic gf but then I realised the only pokemon I was getting were shitty so I left.

She could have been the one now I'll never know.
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>>62248652
how do people not hear others coming?
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>>62248657

>I went to my local library which is a pokestop

Seems like a Jewish plot to get you reading lad. STAY AWAY
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potential new doley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLymeUhWzMs

obvious /britfeel/ dweller
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Trying to memorise the lie i'm going to tell the jobseekers interviewer about what ive been doing to look for jobs
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>>62248682
ugh

why is 4chan so anti semitic
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>>62248683
the so called gay english jonah hill
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>>62248657
The number of kids I heard obviously on this while walking around Tesco the other day was staggering
>"...it buzzes when there's one near you and then you can..."
>"...I just need to catch one more..."
>*walks into a post*
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>>62248676
He was ironing about 5 metres away from the door and I had headphones on
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>>62248696
Why are the Jews so powerful?
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dark banter

accidentally put this in a /tv/ thread lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh025lIzzVo
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>>62248717
or as I've taken to calling him, Gaesh
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>>62248727

Why are white ''''''''''people''''''''' so weak?
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>>62248721
>wanking with headphones
bold

>>62248656
nothing
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>>62248761
I haven't been caught in my 3 years of wanking
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>>62248718
It's a lot of fun desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDsiJCQSmvk
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>>62248733
This guy looks like he has down syndrome lite.
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pls don't bully me and my other friends over at /britfeel/ lads

;_;
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>>62248774
>2 seconds in, matey tears out of his car like a rocket
>takes his fat mate three times as long to roll out the back seat and toddle off behind him
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>>62248795
wtf is this how the the trans guy looks? he will neverl ook like a legit female
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>>62248795
melt central that thread
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You won't believe me lads but I was literally in Nice for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the lorry was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the lorry, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the tarmac I turned over and I could see the lorry coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the cab but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The lorry was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs
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listening to loud drum & bass in my room
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slaughter gang shit
murder gang shit
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touching myself
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>>62248858
delete this c:
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>>62248859
very good post
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You Americans will not believe what sort of shows they put on British T.V. I am glad my television set has broken. Yes an afternoon show. Not even late night veiwing. A doctor at a sex circle party with his pregnant wife drinking wine watching two naked women performing naked sex acts on the floor. Then the exciting cliff hanger to leave us with until next week. Yes she is giving birth then it show her looking down at a black baby.
he says 'How did that happen?'
She says 'I don't remember I must have drunk'
He just says 'Never mind dear' and turns around and walks off.
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imagine how much better the country & world would be if everyone who posts in britfeel was eaten by bears
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>>62248892
twenty one
slaughter ur daughter
slaughter ur daughter
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>>62248900
the new /britfeel/ image was a mistake
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>>62248782
so he's australian? haha jks
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>>62248900
are holly :3
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>>62248949
this desu

>>62248971
:3
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>>62248968
bit rude
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me and the cat lads

off to the dole office soon, had another argument with sam today

kids don't look at me the same way
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>>62249108
>lost the house
>sam's going to kill me
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just had a think about how confusing these must be for yanks haha

>they're french fries but they're crisps
>I thought french fries were chips
>yeah they are but these aren't chip french fries, they're crisps called french fries
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business idea: write a script that gives you a (You) every time someone thinks about your post
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business idea: exchange goods and services for the total genocide of the white race
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>>62249138
really made me think
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>>62249108

Happy that Larry wasnt forced onto the Dole by Theresa desu.

Also Daily reminder that Palmerston is a pussy arse bitch
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I NEED a Portugese gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLLTVu7Qbnk
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business idea: offer (You)s in exchange for monetary compensation
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Bruce is this your mum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxcuSipGwiE
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>>62249165
PITT THE ELDER
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>>62249240
LORD PALMERSTON
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business plan: create a parenting licence, every couple that wants kids should do it before procreating then do it every 5 years to see if they're still able to raise kids
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>>62249275
fuck off commie scum
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>>62249264
*lays you the fuck out*
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>>62249275

>The Government regulates who i can stick my willy into

Not a fan
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>>62249275
>implying most parents know when they're gonna get pregnant far enough in advance to apply for a,license
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Britain is gay
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>>62249312
2 months into pregnancy then
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Business idea: Aussie /brit/ posters join the british army and do a cheeky coup to restore power to the monarchy
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>>62249349
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>>62249043
Q-Queen?
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>>62247995
>I have called on the vampire community to attack the psychiatric staff
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>>62249349
REALLY like this image

REALLY like this post
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Lads, a serious /fa/ request

WHERE can I cop these jeans, shoes and shirt?
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Lads, a serious /fa/ request

WHERE can I cop these jeans, shoes and shirt?
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take a sip of my secret potion
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>>62249493
hahahahaha fuck off you bellend
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>Turkey suspends 8000 police officers

Ahh yes, a country prone to terror attacks with a diminished police force.
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>>62249310
it already does
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Need you out of business sunshine
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>>62249510
Those aren't jeans
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>just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
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>>62249551
What's this from?
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>just caught a glimpse of myself in the future
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>>62249542
ripe for an IS invasion 2bh

police and military command all being arrested, army and country in chaos
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>>62249521
fuck off paki
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>>62249616
my life
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couple of cold ones to start my day off work with
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>>62249551

howling. Whats it from?
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>>62249639
>>62249616
nathan for you

one of the best comedies on tv desu. it's the most awkward show i've ever seen
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>>62249616
>>62249628
Nathan For You

great program where Nathan tries to help out failing businesses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbC0-tuYE2o
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>>62249551
i don't trust these links. why don't you just post a webm nornally
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>>62249638
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>>62249674
he's so cringe

10/10 tho
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tescos yes
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>>62249679
because /int/ doesn't allow sound and ususally the files are too big anyway, what do you mean you don't trust them? just click embed next to the link and you'll see it isn't that k-poop nonce
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>>62249638
who thought putting this in beer-resembling cans was a good idea
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>>62249638
A funny original post for once, shame I only have one (You) to give ya

stuck this in my group chat with baz and the boys and theyre all in stitches
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What is THAT?
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>>62249763
thanks for the gold kind stranger
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>>62249763
you know baz?
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>>62249638
going to have to agree with post #62249763 here

an incredibly witty and well thought out, yet simple post

you're a credit to this thread and to yourself, keep up the good word

A*
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>>62249726
ah right hairy muff
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>>62249767

AYY
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where is that /brit/ of the day lad and where is the series, feel like the 'cold ones' post would definitely make top spot
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Waheeey x
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>be american
>get shot

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468818109574.webm
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>>62249551
>tfw i still have video from my ex looking into my eyes and telling me she loves me

can't bring myself to watch it though
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Can any of you pop culture niggers tell me why my favourite Aryan princess is trending at #1 on twitter?

Everytime I look for the reason I just see general monkey talk like "shade" which I'm not fluent in.

Any of you know?
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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>>62249753
YOU'RE A STRANGE ANIMAL

THAT'S WHAT I KNOW
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>>62249886
You really ought to delete those things.
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>>62249867
nice try kiddo
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>>62249890
something to do with calvin harris and people thought they were having a fight and now kanye west and his entourage are laying into her because they can't let things go (after she said she didn't like kanyes lyrics about her in that song a while ago)

taytay did nothing wrong
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>>62249890
Kayne referenced her song is his song 'Famous." Tay Tay denied giving him permission to do so, but recently video surfaced showing that she did.
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>>62249890
Kim Kardashian leak a video of her on the phone to Kanye West giving Kanye West permission to mention her in a song, Taylor denied this happened. The video keeps getting taken down.
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>>62249890
you know she got annoyed because of the lyrics in Famous where Kanye says he's the one who made her famous so they might still have sex? she made some speech about it when she got an award

Kim released a video on snapchat of Taylor on the phone to Kanye approving the lyrics and saying how nice he is for asking her first
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>>62249708
this is his clothing website

http://www.summiticeapparel.com/
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>>62249914
can't lad

can't delete them can't watch them. even have them backed up on multiple harddrives in case one dies
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>>62249890

I tried and i have no fucking clue whats happening. Fuck celeb news

https://twitter.com/BiebsNetwork/status/754992085887922176
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>>62249886
Post it so I can put memes in it
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>mfw I'm up to date with this bullshit gossip
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>>62249943
>>62249945
>>62249955
>>62249959
Interesting.
Does this affect my chances of marrying her?
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>>62249932

What is the actual name of this kpoop group?
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>>62249867
fucking hell i trusted you again REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62249978
how exactly do you propose to put memes in it
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>>62250003
i want her to milk me
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>>62250002
I don't care 99.99% of the time.
Usually it's rapper x calling rapper y a nigger and sleeping with his girl and getting his sidebitch pregnant and who gives a fuck.

This is TayTay though.
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>>62250012
*moves the final piece*
check
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BANTERRRRR

https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/754930196378034176
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>>62250023
i want to milk you
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>>62250003
No
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>>62250004
tren-d
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>>62250037
twitter was a mistake
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getting the daily dose of Novara Media and Libertarian Socialist Rants
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>>62250044
bit gay
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>>62249890
Reminder that Kanyew is A GOD
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>>62250037
Imagine being a 19 year old self concious girl and having your arsehole shown to hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of people.

Incredible.
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>>62250014
Thailad style. I'm on an apprenticeship at his video editing/noncing business
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>>62250003
she unironically does nothing for me at all. fake as fuck in every respect.
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*orders this in Loughborough Revs*

loan came in

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467777689999.webm
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Would you lads have a go on this?
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>>62250135
WOW.

GAY.
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>>62250105
she reckons it ain't her and I don't think it is Tbh
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any racists here?

need you leave if you are x
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>>62250142
prob not 2bqh pham
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>>62250169
It isn't, when the actual photo of her was taken her bikini bottoms were blue
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>>62250142
*chucks grenade into it*

dangerous animals the japanese

remorseless
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Why do Brits wear skirts?
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>>62250179
I hate whites does that count babe? xo
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>>62250169
Doesn't matter.
The majority of people who saw that tweet wouldn't know that and the damage is done.
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Lads

I am a manchild with no idea how to function in society

I want to get just get some prescription skin cream from the nearby pharmacy.
How do I go about doing this? Do I go up to the counter and ask for it? Do I need an appointment? How do I know? If so, how do I book one?
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>>62250191
Scots aren't brits
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>>62250135

I feel the same desu. I prefer real women like Rose
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>>62250191
mouth has gone dry
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Does anyone here understand ISAs? Why have I made £0 in interest for the 2015/16 tax year even though its a 1.65% interest rate?
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>>62250118
well basically nah
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>>62250179
100% of Australians are racist and 100% of Australians should be racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
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>>62250207
phone up and they'll deliver it to you
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>>62250229
You need to put money in it
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>>62250207
Do you have your prescription?
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>>62250191
where is his ballbag
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>>62250191
>Mutilated penis
>Brits
Should we tell him lads?
>>
>>62250216
who the fuck is Rose?
>>
>>62250191
Scots are too fat to wear trousers.
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>>62250216
>real women
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refund STILL hasn't processed
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>>62250037
cant wait for the faggot on radio one in the morning to spend 10 minutes explaining this while dropping the word twitter/tweet as many times as he can
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>>62250249
there's over 6k in it
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>>62250207
You download the pharmacy app to do reserve and collect, just show them the confirmation on your phone when you go in
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just add to cart already !!!
>>
How is gf 2016 coming along lads?

Is it coming home?
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>>62250264
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>>62250196
nah you can stay x

>>62250237
>not appreciating this artistic creativity
troglodyte.
>>
meant >>62250294 for>>62250243
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>>62250314
>troglodyte.
YOU'RE ONLY CALLING ME THAT BECAUSE I'M BLACK
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>>62250308
given up and ive already spoken to more girls than i have in the past year. i think they can smell it when your desperate.
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>>62250308
came home late may haha x
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>>62250327
n-no I didn't mean it like that. no you were kings!
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>>62250308
Don't think its happening this year
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so deliberate how the street sweeper goes past tim's door (which looks like a dentists) while he is recording
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/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>
for fucks sake this is literally the most pleb fucking basic cretin music but I really like it

the jews have superglued my third eye shut and entombed by pineal gland in a layer of crust so that their radio frequencies are appealing to me

FUUUUUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
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Anyone here got a umi super chinkphone?
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two shots of vodka
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>>62250308
Choons are my gf
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listen to drum & bass while reading Deleuze and it feels like my third eye has finally opened lads
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>female youtube is literally just makeup tutorials and celeb bollix

giving them rights was a mistake
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MORNIN' GEORGE
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>>62250403
yep cheers pineal gland just went into chakra arrest listening to that
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>>62250386
*walks up to the thread, kicking any runts who get under my feet over the hedge as I go along*
*arrives at the thread*
Hmm... nobody here?
*realises those runts I kicked away on my way here must've been the thread's inhabitants*
Hahaha! Deary dear oh me.
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>>62250430
fuck i forgot those adverts existed
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>>62250437
>chakra arrest
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>>62250403
This filth wouldn't exist today if we'd just listened.
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>>62250403
That's dreadful.

This is good normie music though desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze6H75NCUs8
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i stay in my house every weekend, house every weekend
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>>62250476
no mate, that's fucking dogshit

advert tier music
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>>62250308

Absolutely fine. Got one in the pipeline
>>
Just put the gf under pimp arrest for reckless eyeballing

bitches don't respect the game like they used to

It used to be when a pimp came around a bitch had to look at the curb
>>
how many songs are in your winamp lads?
>>
>>62250506
GIVE ME YOUR LOVE
I NEED IT
GIVE ME YOUR HEART
I'M BLEEDING
GIVE ME YOUR LOVE
I NEED IT
UH UH YEAH
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR LOVE?
>>
wearing a tank top haha

>>62250532
I dont know but I have 600go of music
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>>62250510
fuck off yank
>>
>>62250403
what the fuck is that cringey accent she's putting on for that hook

fuck that's horrible
>>
>>62250532
8916
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEHqPCA_lzQ
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>>62250570
that's the only bit I like ffs

my chakras are dangerously misaligned
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>>62250597
you do not belong here
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>>>/wsg/1188974
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>>62250589
ONE
HIT
WONDER
>>
>>62250403
fuck off sizeist
>>
>>62250403
Who would want to be some repugnant, obese, average-looking whore like this... Meghan creature? I'm glad she'll be forgotten in a year or two, just like the overwhelming majority of these specks of filth.
>>
niiiiiigger
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>>62250636
just want to adopt her 2bh
>>
>>62250661
Me.
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>Who would want to be some repugnant, obese, average-looking whore like this... Meghan creature? I'm glad she'll be forgotten in a year or two, just like the overwhelming majority of these specks of filth.
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>>62250636
there is literally not one argument against taking in child refugees from Syria
>>
>>62250403
I can imagine she likes being ruthlessly fucked doggy style by the most degenerate nigger she can find.
>>
She said como esta?
She said konichiwa
She said pardon my french
I said bonjour madam
>>
i want to get rapey with.....you
i want to get filthy with......you
>>
>>62250636
>Feeling sorry for shitskins
>>
>>62250700
They grow up
>>
>>62250679
alri noncelad

been extradited to the uk then yeah?
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>google doesn't have a search function for me to find soundless webms with a small enough size to post on int
>>
>Been searching for part time jobs for an hour now and am already sick of it
>>
>>62250725
haha epic
screencap this!
>>
you are nothing and you will remain nothing
i am tired because of all this travelling
>>
>>62250637
>hounds of love
>Wuthering heights
>babooshka
>running up that hill


Aint gay lad, me ma listens to her.
>>
>>62250759
what jobs have you applied for
>>
>>62250741
potato famine
>>
she wants a man from brum
>>
>>62250792
One at five guy's that already has like 250 applicants.
>>
>>62250637
cloudbusting is great
>>
Thread idea: Below this post, absolutely everything must be posted in greentext.
>>
Poleaboo just bought 20 quid worth of hair removal stuff
>>
>>62250741
This, they'll just end up being problem yooouths and shit
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s
>>
really want to be an outback trucker
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>want to play pokemon go but don't want to look like an autist
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36821582
>>
>>62250946
the biggest fucking normies are playing it mate, go nuts
>>
Got me linen shorts on
>>
>>62250905
she sounds like the B-52's
>>
*goes nuts*
>>
*deez nuts*
>>
>>62250959
boomers don't know how good they had it
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fucking hell lads I'm desperate for a gf

just want to be wanted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvWAdGF0S0
>>
>>62250905
I liked this song but wasn't aware at how shit the music video was.
>>
*nuts*
>>
>>62250961
yeah but im old af
>>
>>62250982
because thats singer from the B-52s
>>
>>62251008
i'll examine your cranial nerve if you know what i mean
>>
>>62251013
Kek, I'm 24, don't give a fuck. I want pokemons.
>>
It's hot out lads going to have to get out the air cooler
>>
i have an intellectual disability -_-

that means you have to be nice to me
>>
just got verified on twitter lads

(no not really)

(what was the point of this post)

(i don't know)
>>
relate every song lyric to her lads

it's really unhealthy
>>
>>62251060
*pulls trousers down*
*bends over with my bare arse inches from your face*
*farts directly onto your bare skin*

There's your air cooler mate hahaha
>>
Is ASMR the hottest new maymay?
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>tfw you will never stop thinking about her
>>
so-called "capsicum"
>>
>>62251120
Well let's see
>not hot
>not new
>not a maymay
>fucking retarded
Hmm, doesn't look good, does it mate?
>>
me and the lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467772062850.webm
>>
>>62251154
or as I've taken to calling it, Spaesh
>>
>“Girls are born only to stay at home and to bring honour to the family by following family traditions but Qandeel had never done that,” Waseem said in a police press conference after his arrest.

>He added, “I am a drug addict but I was in my senses when I murdered her and I accept it with pride. Now everybody will remember me with honour that I have provided relief to my parents and brothers who were suffering for the last two decades because of her.”

so-called """honour"""
>>
>>62251158
That's just your opinion.

Also I'm not your 'mate', dude.
>>
10k for my arms to shine
>>
So called "Her Majesty's armed forces"
>>
got a trial shift on wednesday
last two days of being a NEET
>>
>>62251186
>dude
FOY
>>
>>62251218
where you working?
>>
>>62251235
JJB
>>
>>62251216
or as I've taken to calling them, The RAef
>>
>>62251235
games shop near me
>>
is it reall 10 to 1 or is my clock fucking up again?
>>
>>62251256
nah its 10 to 9 go back to bed lad
>>
people do not beliieve me that my psychiatric nurse in Rochdale sectioned an old lady in hospital for life.l Because when she visited her a cockroach flew in and sat next to a crisp she had dropped on the carpet. I am alone. I used to enjoy peoples compasny. However since I started getting sectioned under the mental hgealth act people keep saying I must be going out at weekends and stabbing people in town with glasses. I must be strangling cats. People will not beliueve me that I got sectioned under the mental health act for six months because a psychiatrist didn't approve of the clothing I was wearing when I was brought in front of him and that he thought my armpits were a bit wiffy and my hair was unkept
>>
>>62251256
it's 13:50 mate
>>
>>62251129
thought i'd escaped for about 6 months

she came back in my thoughts though ;_;
>>
woooOOOOOOOOOOOHwooooooooooooOOOOOOHooooHHOOOOO
>>
>>62251321
you probably think you're being smart by copying this post from /britfeel/, you probably thought it was genuine

what you don't know you little worm is that I've seen through your charade, I was the one who posted it and it's from a video we were discussing here earlier

out of my sight you little grub, you've lost slop privileges for 2 weeks
>>
>>62251008
But she looks like your typical American high school slag, bet she chats about wanting to fuck the top football jock.
>>
>>62251129
>>62251336
i think i'll stop thinking about her when i get a new gf
>>
>everyone else goes away and tells me that the little brown food waste bin the kitchen was empty
>Turns out its full

Ah yes.very nice waking up to the smell of rotting fruit
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It's fucking scorchio lads
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>>62251342
>>
>>62251388
you reckon? i've got a new one but still...

love is real lad and i felt it ;_;
>>
things you should never use against someone in an argument:
-gender
-sexuality
-mental illness
-weight
-disabilities
-insecurities
>>
Business idea: Move to New Zealand
>>
imma treat myself with fucking medicine
to feel something id do anything
>>
my house got broken into last night whilst i slept, i don't feel safe anymore desu lads
>>
>>62251455
yeah i reckon next time you're in love you stop thinking so much about the last time. Also i just try and remember when she was a fucking massive cunt
>new years eve
>massive party
>tells me she doesn't know if she loves me any more
ah yes
>>
>>62251498
>>
business idea: do it for free
>>
>>62251490
>-weight
>-insecurities
kek
>>
NEED NEW
>>
>>62251490
>Thing you should never publicly state that will particularly offend you
ftfy
>>
some fucker make A NEW THREAD
>>
>>62251535
>people still posts gifs in this day and age
>>
>>62251490
shut the fuck up you femmy little faggot and take your nutcase posts elsewhere you fat retarded fat thighs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjpiwCF9I0

Interesting interview with the Karmic Chemillian Ambassidor Jeremy Plantpot
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JUST
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>>62251628
clearly you didn't read what I posted otherwise you wouldn't have been so hurtful

ugh...
>>
>>62251648
Looks based 2bh
>>
>>62251624
>>62250755
>>
post high quality grime
>>
>>62251751
>>62251751
>>62251751
New
>>
why do slav women age so poorly
>>
>>62251523
>begs me to visit her for weeks
>i fly out to barcelona to visit her for a week
>it's saturday night, that means going out to the club
>don't know the city, the people we are with, the language
>ignores me the entire night and makes me feel shit and like i'm just in the way
>later gets mad at me for getting drunk and "flirting" with her friend just because she was the only one speaking to me the whole night

yeah fuck her
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