thailad edition
first for a magic man in the sky tells me what to do
busting out the dyson lads
>>62243897
Me in the grey lads
im gonna go fucking mental
>>62243930
grim
>>62243930
wasnt funny the first time
>>62243918
Chris Hadfield?
>>62243946
Haha alri Tristan
>Come on then, where is this GOD you speak of. I've never seen him, and neither have you. Imbeciles
>literally supporting the killing of babys
unacceptable behaviour
>>62243946
Alri tristan
>>62243897
I thought thailad was a brit who moved to thailand
>>62243930
>talk to girl
>get seenzoned once
>struggle to ever want to make a convo with her again because my new message will be under my seenzoned one
this is one bold fella
>mfw some athiet claimed darwins theory of evolution is proof god doesnt exist
kek
having a productive Monday morning, lads?
me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467925849132.webm
>>62243984
He's a nonce who fled to thailand
>>62243886
when women are pregnant they say theyre pregnant with a child not with a clump of cells you dense cunt
>>62243984
that's the point
he lives there literally just to fuck children
>>62243994
depends on which god you're talking about. 5000+ recorded gods worshiped by people in history, but it is YOUR god who is the one that exists amiright
You lads up for some pokemon hunting today?
>>62243998
hey man, you're shaking it all wrong
>>62243993
if i friend someone and they dont accept within the day I'll delete the request
this lad is either retarded or doesnt give a fuck
>>62244024
which god isnt relevant to the post lad
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20-t_or8scQ
which one of you idiots sent pizzas to are tim
leave him alone
>>62244053
quite a few I'd assume
>>62244073
what
anime tbqh lads
>>62244061
howling
fuck tim, he needs to be locked up
>>62244080
no point in arguing with him lad
hes a proper idiot who thinks because hes an atheist hes smart
>>62244080
you asked which god isn't relevant to the post
*dives to save the dentist and gets shot in the goolies*
>>62243998
fuck sake lad im on a train and the qt next to me was wonderin what i was laughing at
be considerate next time you post something like that
ah yes, a jew from 2000 years ago is undoubtedly the physical incarnation of a superbeing
>>62244104
no i told you which god wasnt relevant you nigger
job centre today lads
going to collect me dole
get to see all the depressed wagey wagies as its monday after all
>>62244101
why am I an idiot?
>>62244061
>they know my brother's had mental problems
that's really sad, he was destined to end up like this
why yes, this bread and wine does undergo a theological/chemical reaction in my mouth transforming it into the body of a deity, which i then swallow and piss and shit out later
NEED an American gf
Interview today for a £35k security analyst job lads
couldn't be fucked doing any research just going to go in blind and bullshit my way in
>>62244150
it depends on which god because different gods adhere to different sets of beliefs, so how was I supposed to know if he was wrong or not asserting that evolution disproves god if I don't know which god? do you understand now, you fucking retard?
fuck lads looks like i pulled another all nighter for no reason
off to bed now
gn
>>62244196
REICHSTAAAAAAAAG
>>62244220
>it depends on which god
it doesnt
that jesus is a pretty cool guy. eh died for our sins and doesnt afraid of anything
>>62244249
kek
>>62244198
today is the day your mind will come up with the best bullshit it has ever concocted
i believe in you lad, just stay loose and be ready to react
god isnt real
god isn't real
>>62244086
bender cartoons
>>62244276
atsheictjvkveu I'm so fucking mad, fuck you dude god created everything he's amazing okay
>>62244196
she's saying
>TRISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN >>62243930
Allah is real
>>62244276
>>62244287
prove it lids
there is orderliness in the universe
>>62244312
the existence of ireland as a sovereign nation
Morning
>>62244196
Need a Keri Sable gf
>pal games are 50hz
why did we get royally shafted with our televisions?
>>62244328
t. cromwell
>>62244338
We avoided superior European methods
Can't navigate to save my life.
Recommend me a satnav
>>62244196
Who is this semen demon?
>>62244312
a book from 2000 years ago told me so
>>62244372
google maps sat nav
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36821582
fuckin gen x
>>62244380
are lia
>>62244415
>m-m-mummy knows best...
The Nice truck driver got absolutely fucked by the french police.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468412803795.webm
>>62244415
Baby boomers had it so good, I'm jelly desu
>>62244511
i trusted you...
>>62244523
like a fiddle
might unironically buy a fedora to tip at people
*yawns and stretches*
good morning lads
I'd like to be known around campus as "that guy with the fedora" to be honest
>>62244611
morning mate
is god real? need to know for an essay
They call me dark chocolate aka young sexy modafocka
>Doublemint Dave
>>62244611
still got that morning wood, do you?
>>62244657
Nah lad
>>62244674
nice one cheers
>>62244671
Maybe ;)
Got chest pains
VERY IMPORTANT POST
>>62244728
Not a fan of the hairiness
An American gf is required RIGHT NOW
>>62244728
Kick your face in
>>62244728
benis in agnus ;-dddddd
>>62244728
janny not up yet
Literally nothing matters or means anything
>>62244802
Taylor Swift is getting through most of the guys in the country. It should be your turn soon enough.
>>62244833
he's on paid holiday I believe
is religion the ultimate bluepill?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10774677
http://www.strawpoll.me/10774677
http://www.strawpoll.me/10774677
http://www.strawpoll.me/10774677
http://www.strawpoll.me/10774677
idea just popped into my head lads
If feminists are convincing young legal women it's perfectly fine to openly be a little skank and suck every cock in a 10 mile radius, is it really worth it to argue against them while they insult us but hold no actual power?
>>62244918
Very nice poll
>>62244898
/pol/ will tell you no because they are LARPing as Russian Orthodox to combat degeneracy
>tfw you eternally feel like you need a shit
Is there a worse feel?
>>62243998
Fuck lad I'm cracking up
>>62244987
cute right
>>62244921
Should have mulled that one over a few days for consideration before emitting it.
>>62245009
Got any more webms to entertain?
>Get a match
>Open Tinder
>"One person has removed you"
On the bus to work lads
Cba baka
>>62244921
But they are beginning to hold actual power by legislation forcing them into jobs/government positions they otherwise would never be able to get.
>>62245028
don't think that is a notification they use
>>62245025
>>>/wsg/
Lots of good stuff there.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468825562660.webm
>>62245069
>autism birdis funny
First day on /wsg/?
>>62245090
Hey don't be harsh on the kid. He's learning
>>62245069
Stick with my bucko and I'll show you the ropes
>>62245012
I mean here is my logic
Yes they're obnoxious
Yes they're usually some weird butch dyke with green hair from a city I don't like
No I probably don't give a fuck how they feel about much of anything
BUT
making it easier for me to get the succ isn't an entirely negative concept and it's not like these expect me to call them afterwards to listen to their moronic political ideals. I'm just tryna get off senpai
>>62245047
Maybe it's just because I'm from a state where we'll ban the enforcement of ridiculous left wing policies or just do it anyway but I'm not concerned with a trick in office as long as it isn't a Clinton
>>62245090
>why yes I do feel superior for something utterly inconsequential
>>62245119
ty famalam
1st day of placement
feel quite ill desu
Plan of the day: Go buy some trousers.
>>62245141
howling. get fucked you sickly little runt
>>62245139
>n-no bullying p-p-pls
THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT THROW THE BRIT IN THE PIT
Best place to buy smart shoes? Ones from Next fall apart after 6 months
>>62245165
>trousers
>not pants
>>62245069
>be australian
>get bullied by a bird
>>62245165
in enfield service station now
go see can i get some trousers
>>62245224
I have plenty of pants thank you Japfriend
>>62245219
Burtons
>>62245251
how big is your willy mate?
>>62245069
had a lol looking at protestors getting rekt
>nothing but wealthy children and broke redneck 40 year olds
/o/ is weird
>>62245272
Probably about average I guess.
gee bill, how come your government lets you have 2 referendums
Accidentally went on /jp/
>>62245317
we mustn't have got it right the first time
>>62245300
reckon lads with bigger todgers go through more undies because their willy expands it quite a bit and there is more skin contact
I don't want to go to work
Im very sad and stressed
My parents do not understand and I have no confidante to relay my troubles to
I think I'm very lonely but too stubborn to do anything about it
What's the best way to film people through net curtains (looking out)
>>62245345
try drugs
>>62245390
Just fuck off you horrible smelly yank i dont need your syrupy gibbering
>>62245345
talk to yourself.
not even memeing you.
>>62245425
alri tim
Charles tbqhwyl
>>62245344
Well I just bought some pants the other week so of course I wouldn't be running out yet
>>62245425
I have been doing that for years and it is no longer enough
Short of intentionally developing multiple personality disorder i don't see what's left to do
I need to tell someone about my problems and i just want them to give me a little sympathy and objective advice for once in my miserable life
feel really groggy
>>62245345
ring up Samaritans
>>62245482
try /brit/ desu
>>62245493
Oh and what the fuck are they going to do, try and talk me out of suicide? I'm not that weak willed
>>62245506
Been ODT since 2014
>>62245525
what is ODT?
This shit is taking longer than expected. I'm going to be late for work.
>>62245540
On dis ting
>>62245525
Here meant "not weak willed enough to top myself", not "not weak willed enough to let them stop me"
I'm not a coward
>>62245565
m8 just go to therapy. the problem people face with therapy is that they cannot acknowledge there is a problem or too proud to admit they can't solve it themselves.
you've surpassed both of those and openly admit you need another perspective to sympathetically guide you to appropriate action. that's literally what therapy is.
>I'm not a coward
>>62245641
I need a short term solution i didnt come here for life tips i need tactics not strategy do you hear me
I need the path from now to 13 minutes time illuminated, when i should be at work
>i need tactics not strategy do you hear me
>Been ODT since 2014
Get out.
Goolies are broiling in this heat I can't stop sweating
>>62245710
You will afford me the respect i deserve
>You will afford me the respect i deserve
You won't believe me lads but I was literally in Nice for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the lorry was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the lorry, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the tarmac I turned over and I could see the lorry coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the cab but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The lorry was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonizingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.
Fuck the lot of you useless arthropods im going to ask mummy for help
>>62245781
knew this was going to be a bollock busting post
*fires up patented automated ball buster*
Only a fiver a go! Guaranteed, your bollocks will never recover!
>>62245681
m8 if i had the advice that could get cunts like you to turn their life around in 15 minutes, i'd be posting from a penthouse balcony in the european sunshine.
>>62245887
I dont want to turn my life around you insidious oaf I just want to know whether or not to go to fucking work today
>>62245917
let's be honest, you know you are going. so put your pants on and get in the car you melodramatic little cunt
>>62245917
flip a coin
>>62245917
have a cheeky wank before work, youll feel better
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62245976
nod an argumend x--DDDD
i want to go to war with europe
>>62245956
I have to get the bus ergo im already guaranteed to be 20 minutes late
You've made an enemy today let me tell you
I am INCENSED
As for the rest of you you can go soak your heads too because i do not need your glib little mockeries
>>62245781
Howling
how does /int/ work? Is it just constant shitposting?
>>62245986
Europe is already occupied by you though
>>62246020
>thailad is thaimad
>>62246036
genuinely curious
>>62246020
what times the flight?
>>62246030
right but instead of occupying you i think we should just shoot guns at you because i do not like europe
>>62246068
Britain is not European, shoot the Germans they deserve it.
My extra strength Chinese laxatives have arrived lads
Going to be using these to condition the normies to never mess me around again.
>>62246083
>Britain is not European
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d8_1468779278
>>62246100
Shan't be clicking this FYI
>>62246100
RACE WAR
business idea: have sex with people in exchange for money
This is too funny (wish int had sound)
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1468787976556.webm
>>62246100
>>62246140
>(wish int had sound)
quite annoyed it doesn't 2bqh
Tongue piercings on girls: yes or no?
Why?
any tips for 1st day of a placement lads
don't really want to go tbf
>>62246100
third time I've heard Baton Rouge now
what happened and why is it a big deal?
>>62246186
just be yourself
Cold out
>>62246186
oh fuck off, it's not time for another flood of uni children, is it?
>>62246186
b urself
>>62246197
niggers are shooting cops because they think the police are racist
>>62243897
I'm back lads.
>>62246212
>>62246219
cheers
>>62246217
been posting here for years
>>62246167
Can be okay looking.
Aren't tongue piercings supposed to feel nice when getting a bj? Not that I'd know haha
Well then
Called my manager and she was VERY sympathetic
Think i was menstruating a bit back there (metaphorically of course) so apologies to anyone i might have offended with my famously acidic tongue and renowned connoisseur tastes for zesty putdowns
>>62246233
there has to be more to it than that
>>62246256
one of them was black and had a kid
>>62246256
there's really not, that's it.
Deswamping my bollocks and arse.
*enters thread*
hmm
*turns temperature down a bit*
*increases feed*
yes, that should do
*exits thread*
>>62246251
>>62246256
nope. that really is all there is to it.
blm thinks all cops are racists because of the shootings of black people by police under varying circumstances. police are beyond vilified. common enemy mixed with us vs them sentiment in things uncontrollable (i.e. race) causes morons to go out shooting police.
8 cops are dead in a week because of blm.
>>62246310
why
don't you like the smell
brb killing myself
>>62246330
ACAB
>>62246340
reddit.
>>62246331
It is unpleasant.
why dont the police just stop killing people
>>62246394
why don't you just stop being a jf
>>62246394
>guy robs a store
>police tell him to stop
>he has a gun so police shoot him
>fucken racists he was a good boy who dindu nuffin
>>62246394
They're American, they can't help it.
>>62246418
so true XD
>>62246394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhUP4097JM
>>62246394
americans
>>62246416
that's not true in all cases though
american police kill over 1000 people a year
I've been in more battles than anyone - here or otherwise - realises
A modicum of respect for the unseen struggle I have endured for these last 8 years would go down a treat if I'm being perfectly honest with you
>>62246436
I bet you're killing someone right now.
Yanks? nah, not a fan.
>>62246449
wont be watching this
>>62246499
why not
>>62246473
I'm not saying police should keep being allowed to execute people who are obviously unarmed on camera. That's stupid. But at the same time if you know the police are armed and trained to err on the side of caution if they suspect an armed assailant, then if you don't want to risk getting shot then stop committing fucking crimes.
It's funny how much more sinister #BlackLivesMatter sounds when you read it as BLM.
>>62246475
Or you could fuck off
>>62246522
Just the kind of ungrateful impudence I've come to expect from you fucking muggles
>>62246509
9Gag: the country
>>62246556
Alri Harry Potter
*sprays water into the krill tank*
yes... that'll keep them going until feeding time
Far too hot today
wish uni students would just fuck off 2bh
so many arrogant students outside making noise after their "massive sesh" from last night.
>Yanks? nah, not a fan.
Doing a cold bath.
Mmmm
>>62246659
isn't it a bit warm in bath this time of year
>>62243993
>>62244050
I feel the same way
drop and move on
what do we want?
when do we want it?
Chemistry exam in the morning
Feel good about it
>>62246709
brits to go the fuck back to britfa.gs
now
>>62246729
Tried chemistry but it didn't get a reaction out of me
>>62246686
i'll consider message them again, but it's just tough seeing that new message under the old one. i think it kind of depends why you were seenzoned and how deep into the convo.
i got seenzoned deep into a relatively boring conversation. so i don't think it's that bad. seenzoning out of the gate like that? nah give up
>>62246729
>>62246733
yanks, it's brit time now. fuck off like a good lad.
why isn't the world perfects after so many have tried to make it so?
daily reminder that your mum got spunked inside and that's literally the only reason you exist
uhh so apparently it's the middle of the fucking night in yankistan? soo can you yanks FUCK OFF
>>62246776
Because people won't listen.
>>62246800
I'm a test tube baby desu
>>62246776
revisionists
>>62246729
what kind of chem?
cold pizza is shit
