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first for everyone is gay
k-pop out
Bethany
>temperatures forecast to hit 30 degrees plus by midweek
JUST
http://poal.me/ln694f
http://poal.me/ln694f
http://poal.me/ln694f
STRAWPOAL
>new
>>62208486
fucking hope so
>>62208458
Not sure m8, try another spoof app
>>62208486
send help
>>62208486
fuck that, might pull a sicky (all week).
>>62208508
paki
>>62208486
Bringing the weather with me
Too warm
>>62208520
your snails are gonna be nice and warm now jacques
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>>62208486
Im dying atm
The humidity is too much
>sitting in kitchen
>hear people walking by talking
>hungover af so I don't want to hear that shit
>say 'shut the fuck up please' sort of to myself but actually quite loudly
>kitchen window is open
>they hear me and stare for a second
fucking kek
trolling /pol/ again
>>62208585
LOL
>>62208535
coming back to the old blighty thainonce? remember we frown on that sort of thing back home so you better tone it down
>>62208569
Memezy
>>62208596
u mad?
>25c tomorrow
Cannot cope
Thailad are you here?
I need to ask you a question about computers and downloading things from webpages.
>>62208600
Unless you're a celebrity or a paki*
>>62208614
am supportive
Lilith Lust today lads
>>62208616
alri then
tfw born explorer but everything is already explored
>>62208658
there's plenty of deep ocean to have a look at lad.
>>62208658
You can always explore my anus.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767662
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767662
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767662
hmmmmmmm
>>62208651
how do i conceal my vast collection of disgusting pornography?
>>62208658
>not exploring the far reaches of the human mind
Open your third eye my brother
>>62208685
literally gotta be a top 0.001% marine scientiest to ever get that opportunity, and as much as I hate to admit it i'm just not that good.
traversing through south american jungles documenting landscapes and fauna and flora though. that would be my shit
>nice and nephew watching some kids show based off the lion king
>lions chase these aardvark things out of their lands because they thought they were hyenas
>turns out they ate termites and now the lions trees start collapsing
>go to invite them back once they realized their mistake
>the aardvarks all have new york jew accents
ahh, yes. zionist allegories in kids shows
>>62208658
what about space x
>traversing through south american jungles documenting landscapes and fauna and flora though. that would be my shit
>>62208651
Alright I'll try to explain as best I can.
Some websites that host audio files don't just have a link to the file URL sitting in the page source. To get a link I have to click play, open Firefox's Inspector thing and then go to the network tab.
Within that tab I find a link that has been generated which has a key and a signature and all sorts of shit which provides access to the file. If I copy THAT link (with the sig, key etc) then I can download the file directly.
My question is, what do I need to learn about in order that I could write a program which could load a page and simulate a person clicking play in order to generate a link with a valid key + signature?
An example of what I am talking about:
This page hosts an audio:
>http://chirb.it/3ECcA4
But the URL of the file I had to find within the network tab of my browsers inspector is this:
>http://audio.chirbit.com/Pip_1468433205.mp3?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAIHJD7T6NGQMM2VCA&Expires=1468761795&Signature=CR3ITHLdYs3NUSSgrcv6PP5HY7o%3D
And the only way I could get that link was by actually pressing play.
Thanks.
literally the only reason I'm going to get out of bed today is to buy alcohol before tesco shuts at 5pm
>zionist allegories in kids shows
>>62208711
from whom?
>>62208730
well still, there's plenty of places in the world that may have been explored but still relatively undocumented.
haha woops
http://news.sky.com/story/idris-elba-film-pulled-after-lorry-massacre-10504237
>>62208756
same point as here
>>62208730
I will never get into nasa or ESA.
>>62208781
fuck off this doesn't even apply here
fucks sake she said "we should see eachother over summer" I said "okay let me know when you're out in town" she said "yeah let me know when you're out in town"
how the fuck am i meant to respond
>>62208419
very very very very very bad edition
Very low turn-out levels in my recent polls. Troubling.
>fuck off this doesn't even apply here
>There are ACTUALLY middle-class and lower people in this thread
Revolting
>>62208794
>his Tesco shuts at 5PM
What barren wasteland do you live in m8? My tesco is open to 22:00 literally every day.
>>62208808
>well still, there's plenty of places in the world that may have been explored but still relatively undocumented.
ok i'll try find them, maybe solve the mystery of easter island once and for all
>>62208730
Have you got a degree? Biology, ecology (with biological recording), geography, plant science or zoology could all lead you to doing something like that. Hell there are tons of horticultural bursaries for plant expeditions alone.
>>62208851
problem?
>>62208819
haha okay ill do
>>62208819
"actually scratch that, how about we just plan to go for a drink some time"
>>62208850
why you being such a negatron, man can't talk about his passion?
> gf is an adamant believer in "reflexology" to diagnose medical problems
oh fucking hell I thought she was normal
>>62208857
24 hours for me
>>62208857
It's Sunday you mong
>>62208857
what are sunday trading laws
you are no doubt referring to a small tesco convenience shop
>>62208791
You could write a macro script for something like that, this doesn't require any previous programming knowledge: https://www.autoitscript.com/site/autoit/
Just run it inside a virtual machine to target what you need and run the appropriate actions.
>>62208871
my degree is biological sciences but I just cannot seem to get work in the field, I don't have any connections. I have mates how go off to guyana and shit all the time doing jungle stuff but they hate me now and I honestly don't know where to begin. Might email some old tutors and see about volunteering or something
>>62208857
Sunday trading hours you mong
1. Upper middle class
2. Upper class
.
.
3. Elite
.
.
.
901. Middle class
90001. Lower class
.
.
9000999. Working class
>looking at porn site
>see The Jungle Book
>it's the disney movie in full for no particular reason
>people in the comments bewildered and angry
>why you being such a negatron, man can't talk about his passion?
havent had a wank in 2 months. not even on nofap or anything, jus not feeling it nahmean
>tfw realising I'm not talented enough to make something of myself and will be a middling desk jockey for the rest of my career
Someone post that really big juicy chebbed bbc reporter
Telling me not speak on MY OWN EXPERIENCE as a black woman from an oppressive culture, in another oppressive culture. Wow, okay. Cool.
>>62208791
fucking hell that audio is so nonce kill yourself
thaiboy what do you think of this lappy?
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/toshiba-satellite-c55-c-184-15-6-laptop-black-10141828-pdt.html
i'm blue
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
>>62208951
do working class even exist anymore?
>>62209000
cease this
*downs a bottle of absinthe*
bet you cant do that
>>62208857
paki
>tfw have 3 children
>they are all girls
WHY AM I CURSED WITH A WEAK SEED
watching some poor bloke get done up the bum by a madwoman with a dildo strapped to her
Playing some Super Stickman Golf 3 on my phone.
>>62209110
my mate drank absinthe at a party and kept thinking it was really funny to get his willy out
To be fair it was really funny
>>62209083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85QcRyKr4Xo
tell me where you from innit
>>62209083
its ok for the money. you could be posting nonsense on 4chan in no time at all
>>62209089
No, you're either middle class or underclass.
>>62209127
age?
follow up: why do you have so many kids at such a young age?
or
why the fuck are you on 4chan at your age
>>62209083
Stop cheaping out and get a MBP
*pop 6mg of xanax*
haha whats up
> cease this
Trying to think of a funny and witty post but I just can't do it.
How do you all come up with posts the way you do? Is it just practice? Is there a certain tone or prose?
>working class povvos trying their best to convince themselves they are middle class
oh honey...
>>62209070
it's a roleplay you melt
>>62209111
>white people
>working in factories and shit
yeah nah cunt
>>62209203
this
tired
>>62209170
LIVERPOOL
pic very related
Do you think recruiters will understand that the comic sans font of my CV is ironic?
>>62209221
>>62209246
kill yourself
>>62209265
my condolences
>8:56
>tim getting rude to people on bikes for the second time today
banter
https://youtu.be/nEHeZVkUFvw?t=535
>>62209222
you better stop or things about to get ugly
What class am I?
>From home counties
>sound quite posh
>state schooled
>top 5 uni
>parents both university educated
>their house worth ~900k
I assume you've all been to church today
>>62209239
/brit/ is just /brit/ innit
>>62209315
upper middle
>>62209221
Friend still has lots of Xanax. Thinking of trying it one day.
>>62209289
why? its a great city and I love it with all my heart
>>62209323
no in fact
i worked on my sunday
almost shit myself on the train
>>62209329
hmmmm good
>>62209315
Upper
>>62209334
it's great if its not taken too often
>>62209323
no because God isn't real
grow up child
>>62209323
can you still even do that?
how much does it cost to get in?
Could really do with a nice benzo right now
>>62209334
It's not like IVing heroin where you need to weigh up the cons and pros of trying it. Just pop a bar and get comfy lad.
>>62208486
christ no
>>62209315
Strictly middle class.
Anything above middle class requires more than just money. It's about money, power and status. You could have £2m in the bank and still be middle class.
Only middle class plebs larping as anything higher don't understand this
>>62209389
sitting on 180mg of valium that I actually don't want
absolutely gasping for a tall, cold glass of cum Tbh x
>>62209423
stick it in the post to me la?
>>62209297
why doesn't check his facebook friend requests/message/notifications?
>>62209423
Just inject it all in your arse in one and get rid of it
>tfw water cooling pump won't stay at a stable RPM making the noise prominent
reee shut up
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpNmsCMBrtc
once i was 7 years old
>>62209459
>water cooling
nice hat.
>>62209496
wish this tart would shut her trap
Just injected Bonjela into my veins. Ready for a wild ride haha
>>62209323
*hides prayer mat behind my back*
Of course haha
anyone watched Stranger Things on Netflix
>>62209534
bazooka that veruca mate
>tfw won £70 playing poker last night
just bought 2 8ths, and having dominos for tea. thank you based cards
>>62209544
i dont have netflix haha x
get paid on friday lads
gonna go on a mad spending spree
>>62209566
kill yourself
These 'youtubers' must have narcissistic personality disorder.
>harrison ford and dennis quaid are different people
why did nobody tell me this
>>62208419
Korean piggy go home
I don't get it lads. Labour don't like Corbyn yet I don't think there's anyone more pathetic and weak looking than Angela Eagle. She also voted to invade Iraq
>>62209323
no because i'm not a mindless sheep who unironically believes in a god for which there is no evidence for despite how much you may respond with young men wearing hats
>>62209565
enjoy your 4 16ths mate.....baka
>>62209588
have fun haha x
>>62209594
most get paid £££s though
>>62209609
kike go home
>>62209527
Too scared??!
installing xposed so i can install the module which stops pokemon go from seeing that i've mocked my location
>>62209369
>>62209394
Ye, alright.
>>62209323
No I ate a roast and drank an ale instead
Are you african or 90 years old?
>>62209640
that wasn't me
>>62209644
But Britain Senpai, I'm already home!
>>62209589
enjoy your adult fairytales
>>62209657
What's the module called
And what do you use to spoof your location la'
There's fuck all in Devon desu
Nicola Sturgeon thinks it's undemocratic that Scotland should be taken out of the EU against its will
But will take Scotland out of the UK against its will after Scotland voted to stay in the UK
What a lovely lass
>>62209708
mock mock location
any of the spoofing apps should work with it desu
pokemon go can detect you're mocking though without that module
>>62209678
>ate a roast and drank an ale
irony here
>>62209657
>>62209708
you need to root your phone first
>>62209763
no shit
hmm yes
detecting high levels of runt activity in this thread
I got a job in the UK. Also I have Aussie accent. Does anybody in Britain care about accent?
this thread is bare boring i can't belive you actually post in it day in day out
fuck man get some friends or a hobby or sometihng jesus
>>62209616
>Basing your politics on appearance
Third eye status: Sheeple
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767786
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767786
OI OI
ate a salad & some watermelon because im healthy haha ;)
>>62209736
Ta
Yeah, there's built in mock location detection in Android
>>62209763
No shit, if I was an unrooted pleb why would I ask about xposed jheez wasteman??
>>62209797
No, as-long as you have cheeky nandos with the lads it'll be fine m8
senpai das not me
>>62209712
if you had to choose between having sex with theresa may or nicola sturgeon who would you pick?
>>62209827
ye what i mean is that pokemon go can detect the built in mocking
this module makes it so it can't detect it
>>62209817
superb poll
>>62209712
Kinda want Scotland to go independent so they stop moaning and leeching money from us
But I know they'd be fucked without us and we have to help them just like hundreds of years ago when they went bankrupt trying to prop up colonies
Gonna go pleasure the ol dingaling
>>62209889
Sick senpai
>>62209817
>Dormers, Lisicki & Ribena
I would probably murder dormers if I had to see his gormless little mug all day
Lisicki is an annoying virgin bellend with shit bants
Ribena, where do I start
>SoA, Moly, PJC
SoA and PJC have annoying voices, would probably throttle them if they asked to borrow milk, Molyneux I just don't care about what he's got to say
>JG, LP & OJ
John and Owen would be relegated to the cuck sheds all day and we'd probably have a nice telly because of John's film and Youtube money , he could also introduce me to CARA
I'd be able to corrupt Laurie and shag her all day
>>62209929
also
turn your location to device only
and turn off bluetooth and wifi scanning too
>>62209946
>and turn off bluetooth and wifi scanning too
Both are off for battery purposes anyway
To spend all your money of a nuclear weapon for a war that won't happen is like spending all your money on insurance against alien abduction and then neglecting to insure your self against fire and theft
>>62209930
fucking kek
top post.
>>62209930
don't care
>>62208711
>how do i conceal my vast collection of disgusting pornography?
kek did some cleaning up of old backups on our lab group's NAS server and there was loads of filthy porn on one of the PhD student's space from three years ago.
bonus: she was female
gf told me she wants me to stir the paint
looked around the garage for a tin of paint for 20 minutes but can't find owt
the fuck is she on about?
>To spend all your money of a nuclear weapon for a war that won't happen is like spending all your money on insurance against alien abduction and then neglecting to insure your self against fire and theft
>>62209973
it was a shit post
going out farewell xx
anyone else actively avoid /brit/ while thailad is posting?
>>62209969
What's fire and theft in this laboured metaphor?
Will be Banishing anyone who disrespects me to the Shadow realm. look out
>>62209969
actually it's more like paying to ensure that alien abduction will not happen.
Learn something about strategic deterrence before you spout your meme opinions kiddo.
>>62210008
t. Dormers
fuck off rafi you miserable little scrote
>>62210031
you're trying too hard again
going to move to scotland, cant deal with the heat down here
>>62210027
>>62210015
was quoting Hitchens actually
>>62209930
>he could also introduce me to CARA
ah yes because meeting a woman who's been blacked more times than my sports direct mug and bandwaggons BLM/muslim solidarity nonsense is far more interesting than a conversation with the world's best known philosopher alive today
>>62210046
I know it may be a stretch for you to come up with bants that fiery but it really isn't difficult for me
now fuck off
>ah yes because meeting a woman who's been blacked more times than my sports direct mug and bandwaggons BLM/muslim solidarity nonsense is far more interesting than a conversation with the world's best known philosopher alive today
>Rafael Stone
you can't make this shit up
>>62210068
you're just proving what i said further
>>62210015
ground war
ravaging a box of heroes
If Pokemon Go weren't Pokemon it would literally be a 1/10 app
Constant, CONSTANT fucking freezing and glitching. I spend more time restarting the app than actually playing it
anyone posting grime is an 18 year old white kid trying too hard
>>62210130
There's another game that's the exact same thing but better, fully functional and not Pokemon
It makes fuck all
>>62209448
alri
>>62210148
called Callum?
>>62210093
and yet you keep crawling back for more
If i had to listen to Paul Joseph Watson speak every day I've neck myself.
the gf
i really really hate Dormers
Why would anyone want to look like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m0hGHFbHXU
what the fuck is a dormers
>>62210203
She looks like a moron
>>62210202
ANON we're OUT of MILK. Will YOU run to the SHOPS and get some MORE? ALSO can YOU pick me up a YORKIE please? the CHANGE is on THE COUNTER.
Cunt I called the police on for dealing hard shit fucking got away tonight lads. The police drove past the address I gave, perhaps because I gave the wrong type of car description, and he fucked off not long after.
Before he left he briefly shined a torch light towards the windows of my place and the place next door, so I reckon I'm a suspect. Sweating harder than Thainonce in a daycare right now.
Me and my gf rate
>>62210224
to leave humantiy behind
snorting charlie while listening to charli lads
this song is literally harder than any grime """song""" in the last ten years tbqh
https://youtu.be/qfAqtFuGjWM
who /nevercaredforPokémon/ here?
>>62210280
that song is offensively bad
She's just some edgy slag with literally no musical talent.
dormers you are a fucking TWAT stop posting about yourself
need a gf with short dyed hair
>>62209969
There are few better ways to spend a country's money than getting nuclear weapons.
Without nuclear weapons you are essentially a hostage of powers which do have them.
Look at Ukraine, they gave up their nuclear weapons in the 90s in exchange for firm guarantees from other nuclear powers (including Russia) that their territorial integrity will be protected. Not worth the paper they were printed on.
>>62210257
my mate fingered her outside a pokecentre in Viridian city once
>>62210245
rat
>>62210245
Snitches get stitches , get gud
>32C projected for Tuesday
Jesus fuck no
>that song is offensively bad
>She's just some edgy slag with literally no musical talent.
>>62210311
fuck off jermaine
>>62210227
some stunted little rodent that screenshots /brit/ posts for reddit.
only way i could hate myself more is if i worked retail
just wrote an article
>named after a fucking ninja turtle
>the city of Dormers
>>62210338
>>62210340
Not having that shit happen in front of my place.
>>62210383
>Why haven't millenials fallen for De Beers' marketing shite?
>>62210280
>gif
would be a 10/10 post with a webm
>>62210311
delet
>>62210383
because it's a good day if I can afford a McChicken
>>62210383
worthless stones
>>62208486
>30*
fucking weak
Tuned into classic FM and its playing Minecraft music, fucking hell lad
>>62210414
you soil dwelling helminth
starting to believe david icke is pretty much correct about everything
>he isn't stacking up on gold right now
Enjoy not being prepared when the apocalypse comes
>>62210484
no regrats
hope they eventually catch up to the cunt
culture is a sewer
just got some reasonably positive ratings on /fa/
What's the best brand of chips to buy lads?
why can i only catch fucking drowzees
>don't know how you have so few subs compared to views
>also where did you meet your gf?
>>62210564
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I shall soon stomp you all out of existence
Listening to the Katawa Shoujo soundtrack again
>tfw no differently-abled gf
>>62210563
Lays
no more good movies on Netflix innit
pretty mad that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWjnPgSgTh8
Just ate all my Goldbears before the movie even started LMAO
>he isn't stacking up on grime right now
>year 2021
>Driving through post-apocalyptic England
>stumble across some pasty runt that tries to buy petrol off me with gold
>cave his skull in and take all his belongings
found a gps app that lets you spoof walking between two points at a pace of your choice
it's quite good desu
>>62210600
I mean like these
rate this post
>>62210621
fargo season 2
>>62210636
>not waiting for the movie to start before eating
animal
Why is Nintendo so shitty with anything online related?
>>62210640
>That post doesnt exist anymore
Janny is on the ball today
>>62210636
>movie
keep walking, Yankoid
>>62210684
works fine on my machine™
bumping some rhyme asylum guys
>>62210684
*Niantic
Nintendo has nothing to do with Go. Niantic make the game a The Pokemon Company provide the critters
>>62210651
What's it called?
>>62210714
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ru.gavrikov.mocklocations
>>62210709
So Nintendo couldn't have paid for better servers?
>>62210714
Pokemon Go
>>62210656
Expected a FOY to be honest
Been reading the Bible since a christfag posted a link showing how detronomical christianity was for preserving History and it's role in helping civilisation. I am an athest and was told to read The Book of Job and honestly it reads like a really beautiful poem or an ancient greek novel.
Read this as poetry;
“Who is this that obscures my plans
with words without knowledge?
3
Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.
4
“Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.
5
Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?
6
On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone—
7
while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels[a] shouted for joy?
8
“Who shut up the sea behind doors
when it burst forth from the womb,
9
when I made the clouds its garment
and wrapped it in thick darkness,
10
when I fixed limits for it
and set its doors and bars in place,
11
when I said, ‘This far you may come and no farther;
here is where your proud waves halt’?
Still feel hungover af
gonna go shop and get some sort of cold drink hehe
so if this guy was in fact a "bad" muslim who didn't pray or go to mosque etc, doesn't that simply tell us that ALL muslims should be considered dangerous, devout or not?
you can't trust any of them. lying to the enemy is integral to their culture; moderate muslims don't exist, they all support this shit.
>>62208730
Are you assuming you did not have to be in the top 0.001% of society to truly be an explorer? There was only so much Marco Polos you know.
>>62210684
Fine on my end. :^)
Can't escape pokemon go talk anywhere. Even normies at work are talking about it non stop, fucking hell.
gonna go shower lads
just been sitting at my computer in the dark in my boxers with my willy smelling like last night's wank still
bit disgusting really
Reeeeeee
Only just realised I make more £££ than my dad lads.
>>62208730
>such a narcissitic person that you wish to be an explorer
>not knowing the difference between an explorer and adventurer is that an explorist needs his ego fed by people knowing that his adventure was of utmost importance and that he was the first ever to do so
>>62210829
my starting salary is a few grand off my dad's retirement salary
wonder what he thinks about that desu
>Playboy model losing all her jobs because she was mean to someone
psml
Writing short stories used to be my favourite hobby until I submitted something to a writing competition and lost abysmally - haven't written since
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aldi added my picture to the 'Barred For Life' notice board at the entrance
>>62210823
I only just woke up since I was playing Civ5 with the lads until 4 a.m. haha.
>>62210798
different qualities needed, I believe I am elite in those required.
>>62210825
bus cunt
How do I be /fa/?
>>62210877
euuugh dress shoes without socks & short trouser legs is the worst fashion meme going.
>born explorer
Literally just told my crush/close female friend that I liked her and she's mugged me off, bit depressed desu lads ;_;
>>62210893
>>62210798
and even if i wasnt I would be happy enough being one of cortez's lackeys or assistants
>>62210893
So you are narcissitic then. A humble adventurer > a shitty egotistic explorer not in for the love but for fame
>>62210899
don't fucking get caught up in that drapery goth shit
2. don't listen to /fa/
3. watch a lot of movies
Arriving in my city centre, so many slags wearing skimpy outfits today hhnnnnnnnnggg
doing a morris dance
have been to 16 foreign countries in the past year lads
>>62210930
I don't want fame but I am justifiably narcissistic to some extent sure.
not sure why everyone is being so aggressive.
>>62210957
fuck off billionaire
>>62210868
haha
>>62210917
You need to be yourself more
>don't fucking get caught up in that drapery goth shit
>2. don't listen to /fa/
>3. watch a lot of movies
>Writing short stories used to be my favourite hobby
>>62210893
vapid little worm
>>62210825
Nice sunny day
Nothing like sitting on second floor on the bus haha
>>62210957
FOGYT
(fuck off gap year twat)
>>62210957
nice try but there's only like 10 countries on the planet
>>62210928
Yes just like cortez's lackeys or assistants or even military. When men go interstellar and if we do live that long to see that and IF we do find alien life. And just so for example there are space pirates akin to ones cortez would have encounter, then think of the chance that you could be a Space Guard or some shit guarding space explorers going into unknown territories.
Just giving you some hope
>>62210973
Fair enough, I'm sorry Brother. I'm having a bad day.
>>62210957
Have never left the UK in my life. Don't want to either, don't see why you would want to. JFs are too weird.
Just saw a skinny half cast girl with massive tits, must have been at least 34F
>>62210917
>my crush/close female friend
This is where you went wrong.
You don't let it get to that stage. As soon as you know you're interested in someone, you pursue them that way, making your intentions known.
>>62210825
povvo's out
>>62211017
is okay no worries at all friend
unburden your woes if you wish
>>62210988
>>62210994
hello little children
did you enjoy your petty little weak-minded game like the blundering half-wits you are?
hold still while I pulverize you into oblivion with my bare hands, would you?
naughty fedora worms deserve no other treatment than to be turned into dog food :) x
me in the middle
>>62210906
I wear special socks with them.
sort of half arsedly arranged to see her lads. Told her im around tomorrow, and if she wants to go out she should message me.
Idk if i even want to see her that much 2bh
>>62211096
me in your belly
>>62210957
Mate of mine's done that, he didn't want to but his gf said she was going with or without him, unlike any reasonable guy who would've told her to fuck off he followed.
Now he's back in the UK and still acting like her bitch, no self respect.
just saw a nigger eating a banana
howling
>>62211068
My car is at the mechanic atm
>>62211043
>he never went to disneyland in florida as a kid
>he never ate a delicious pizza in venice
>he never dicked about in the mediterranean sea off the coast of spain
>he never had a cheeky fag and pint at 14 in crete
you never lived
>>62211058
I know, I fucked up. At least now I can move on though.
saw the ex in a shop while I was buying some jeans lads haha x
>>62211043
>why would i leave a grey miserable island
WWWWOOOF WOOF
what should I get pissed on tonight?
>>62211128
whats wrong wi' it pal?
Do people actually like this weather?
What the fuck is enjoyable about this?
>ahh yes being soaked with sweat, constantly having to drink water, and feeling like shit is lovely
>>62211043
ah yes, and you are the normal one
Travelling has made me more racist. Especially China, their culture is shit and the people are worthless.
she wants a man from brum
>>62211157
> le epic self hating meme it's just grey and miserable here XDD DRINK TEEAA LOOOLL
inhale gas
>>62210957
Here's where I went over the past 12 months:
1. Poo-in-loo land
2. France
3. Germany
4. Netherlands
5. Poland
6. China
7. United States
>>62211196
*farts and inhales*
waheeeeey
Anyone know where I can get steroids without having to try and talk to someone who looks shady at the gym and suggestively hint at roids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogiwIVFERc4 haha lads it's so true we talk about the weather and drink tea a lot hahahahaha x
>>62211231
>steroids
>>62211101
idgaf, it looks shite
I have never flown economy lads, is it as dreadful as it sounds?
>>62211169
The clutch and brakes are both a bit fucked
>>62211191
I went to Korea, the people were okay, a bit weird but the work culture there is bizarre. They make a point of being arseholes to each other in work.
Banana bread is rising!
>>62211271
Hey I'm an arsehole to my colleagues, maybe I'd fit in?
>>62211129
Don't like rollercoasters. They are boring. Do not like pizza (pleb food). Venice also looks like a dump. Italians aren't white either. Mediterraneans are filled with refugees and Spain is a shithole. Crete is literally just some village in Britain where chavs go where it's sunny.
>>62211157
Grey and miserable for you not me. I don't like sunny weather.
>>62211190
I was severly poor all my life up until now. Now I have the money I have no interest.
I don't even like leaving my city.
>>62211271
that's why they have such a massive suicide rate
>>62211265
Depends on the airline and the length of the flight.
Flew to Morocco with ryanair and it was fucking awful for example. Monarch to Egypt was shit too.
Ryanair to France is bearable as it's short.
My mate is a madman and has done economy to Sydney loads.
>>62211265
Depends on the airline. Virgin economy is decent
>>62211307
have you added the starter
>>62211238
Everyone knows someone that looks like this.
>>62211271
>They make a point of being arseholes to each other in work.
sounds just like us
Lads I think about suicide at least three times a day but I know I'd never go through with it really. Do you reckon I'm mentally ill?
>>62211317
>Don't like rollercoasters. They are boring. Do not like pizza (pleb food). Venice also looks like a dump. Italians aren't white either. Mediterraneans are filled with refugees and Spain is a shithole. Crete is literally just some village in Britain where chavs go where it's sunny.
How to write a load of utter shite: the post
>>62211231
Just get test boosters much safer and you can get natural ones. There's also legal s
>>62211267
the clutch is a "bit fucked"? like how? starting to slip?
>>62210873
no they didn't
>>62211265
>>62211340
I fly economy to California two or three times a year and it fucking sucks.
>>62211238
GAS all youtubers.
level 5 on pokemon go and haven't moved out of my chair
>>62211377
How do I go about this? If I go to my doctor then even if I have low enough test to get test prescribed it wont be enough to make a big difference will it?
>>62211313
>>62211354
They were many levels beyond us in prickishness trust me.
They didn't treat me too badly but whenever they switched to Korean to talk to my host you could tell they were giving him a bollocking for literally everything and anything.
>>62211265
Did an Easyjet economy and the seats were too close together so i got leg cramp. And the guy in front kept acting a cunt and accusing me of driving my knees into the chair when i wasnt. Luckily it was only to Berlin it would be fucking unbearable on a long trip desu
>>62211349
Is that the same as yeast? Because I added that in the beginning. Still pretty much new to breadmaking though. x
>>62211415
that sound like it's your fault
>>62211317
Miserable depressed self loathing cunt
>>62211391
I don't know the technical ins and outs of it but it's causing the car to stall when I come out of first gear
>>62211317
How old are you anon?
>>62211444
Checkd
>>62211402
from that mock location app?
>>62211349
>Yes, the sourdough rises!
How do I actually get a life when atm I have no friends lads? I'm not even an autist I have a great personality and am popular at uni it's just circumstances in my life have lead to me being a total loner at home
>>62211404
http://www.testofuel.com/uk/
>>62211396
what do you do in california?
>>62211396
foy!
>>62211364
Yes, get help.
>>62211479
>great personality
>popular
>no friends
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>62211396
>sucks
Fuck off yank
>>62211479
>I have a great personality and am popular at uni
kys Normington
>>62211516
I attend research conferences tbqh. Shame most unis only pay for economy flights.
>>62211558
>>62211518
I'm a kraut tbqh.
(Yanks in California take me for a Frenchman for some reason)
>>62211364
http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/07/18/reverse-psychology/
>>62211473
22
>>62211444
I'm actually happy as fuck. Which is why I don't see the reason to leave the UK. I don't see why I am miserable for or self-loathing for that post; I assume you mean for not liking sunny weather? I don't like Sunny Weather because I lived in the Shetland fucking Islands mate and any weather above 15c makes me way too uncomfortable.
I was also the one who said in my post that I do not find the UK grey or miserable you did so again how am I the miserable self loathing one you fucking contradicting absolute baffoon.
>>62211479
Clearly don't have a great personality if part of your personality is isolating yourself.
Go to a hobby club.
>>62211484
I tried it, but no pokestop or gyms were showing up, I was going through a city aswell?
>school trip to Thorpe Park
>go on Tidal Wave loads
and enjoy it
>never been on a rollercoaster
>people are pestering me to go on one
>finally I agree
>Nemesis Inferno
>can only remember clearly the drop before the loop
>rest is a fucking blur of just getting thrown around and people screaming
>can remember looking down and being unable to lift my head back up due to g forces
>ride ends
>picture at the end is me really miserable
Not for me desu
sucking a cock
>>62211619
are you getting any gps errors?
>drug users
Ahh yes
>>62211617
Hobby clubs are normally full of old men though so make sure you're alright with.
Also make sure you're actually interested in said hobby otherwise you waste money.
t.In old man clubs
>>62211637
you sound like a proper gimp
>>62211535
My school was quite far away from where I lived cos it was the closest grammar school, my mum doesn't have friends so I never had her friends' kids or anything like that, and I live on a main road where noone talks to each other so I don't have local friends. I do have a good personality, I have loads of friends at uni but they're too far to be friends outside of uni.
>>62211637
>not liking coasters
bit gay
>>62211677
Old men are unironically the coolest people in society.
>>62211681
most people make friends in school like normal individuals you cringe worthy little prick
>>62211681
see
>>62211617
And I don't really have hobbies and as >>62211677 said they're full of old men
>>62211660
think so, what are the steps you used?
>>62211670
I take it that you don't consume alcohol or coffee friend?
>>62211722
http://forum.xda-developers.com/xposed/modules/mod-hide-mock-location-t3418565
follow what he says on this for the pokemon go part
>grammar school
>>62211709
I had friends in school but they all lived too far away to remain close after school ended
>>62211679
I'm not, I just didn't enjoy it.
>>62211692
I reckon the wooden ones would be fun, but all those loops and corkscrews felt really unpleasant.
RCT2 is a fucking GOAT game though.
>>62211637
Went to Alton Towers when I was 16 and it was really mediocre, so was pleasure beach, and flamingo land.
>>62211717
Ah yes what a great personality! No hobbies I am so interesting!
>>62211707
>go to the docters tons of times
>never spoken to anyone there
>one time sat next to an old man
>he openly starts chatting about how my day was and about life
such a nice man
>>62211743
>"friends" who can't even be arsed to meet up once a week for a drink or something
>nobody has a car or something
yeah they didn't care about you
>>62211751
It's because they're all really lonely and their close family are mostly dead if they didn't have children. They just need someone to listen.
Really makes you think.
>>62211747
No, I think you are mate.
>>62211748
Most people my age who have friends don't have any real hobbies other than drinking either though
Look I know I can make friends in a setting like uni where everyone was in the same boat at the start and open to making new friends, I just don't know how to do that at home where everyone has their own friends
*blocks your path*
where do you think you're going kiddo?
>>62211727
Those are drinks not drugs mate
>tfw feel like I have nothing in common with most people my age
Proper fedora post I know but it seems like the only thing people in their 20s do is drink and that's it.
>>62211801
*fucks your arse*
>>62211751
fucking HATE when people do this
especially in situations when you can't really leave, like in a waiting room
>wake up
>woolworths is still dead
>>62211831
It was shite. Went out of business for a reason.
>>62211743
Alri porridge
>>62211797
Unironically drugs. When you start taking social drugs and use them socially like MDMA, LSD, weed, shrooms and the likes you make loads of friends. Especially on MDMA which makes you talk so much and about everything.
I have like 5 different friend groups with atleast 6 friends in each and it's mostly because of drugs.
>>62211845
Rasheed
>>62211807
i feel the same way. most people in their 20s have a social life, something i don't have
>>62211807
and play Fifa
I will not get drunk tonight I will not get drunk tonight I will not get drunk tonight
>>62211807
Why what would you suggest you and your friends do?
>>62211898
How about playing instruments? Fucking nobody plays an instrument or they go 'I play guitar' and they're fucking awful at it.
>>62211873
The founder of Woolworths was a yank and it was like a pre-wallmart thing. It's like saying you would miss wallmart if they had a shop here and then it went out of business.
Fuck off yank cunt.
>>62211479
>I have no friends
Probably cos you're full of yourself innit
>>62211845
fuck off
>>62211733
>Go to Android Settings -> Developer options -> turn on 'Allow mock locations' setting, open
can't find this on my phone
>>62211935
it's walmart you fucking pom
>>62211971
>>62211873
Nice arguments.
The shop was shite.
Cheap tat.
>>62211872
I'm open to using drugs I do them at uni, but how do I use them in a social setting when I'm never in any here?
>>62211938
I get why it seems that I'm full of myself but honestly I have the capacity to make friends and I didn't want people just thinking I'm an autist who doesn't have a chance
>>62211935
>It's like saying you would miss wallmart if they had a shop here
>What is ASDA
>>62211931
>Hey guys, let's not just drink like normal young people let's all play instruments together it'll be great?
Do you even listen to yourself you fucking turbo sperg? No wonder you have no friends you fucking spastic
Haven't had proper friends since I was 12. Had mates in high school up until I was 14 and left, but it wasn't the same connection as in primary. Have struggled with friendships ever since. Each time I've gotten a tad close I distance myself and lose them.
found my old mp4 player from ~7 years ago
>dem old songs I haven't heard in ages
>dem old gifs/jpgs I forgot I even had
browsing /leftypol/
>>62212017
>mfw the day you realise you're friends are not actually friends, just people you drink with
>>62212021
pretty much the same thing i do
used to have close friends but they fucked off
bastards
ive now committed my life to destroying theirs
>>62212052
good subreddit that
>>62212072
bit mean
who the fuck is dormers
poo
What time do you lads normally eat Tea? usually around 7pm myself
>>62211931
I have a friend group that literally started a band and regularly play gigs. They don't just play guitar, they play bodhran, piano, tin whistle, some chinese string instrument, harmonica, drums, banjo, ukelele and just other shit I see lying about their house. They are obsessed with it.
Sounds like you have no clue what people are upto these days and only have a view of the world via what 4chan tells you. It's sad mate.
>>62212017
True the way he worded it made it sound like he wanted to play the skin flute.
Who /OxfordMethod/ here?
>>62212078
aye it's not bad
i can finally talk about leftism without having to talk about queer feminist people of colour
>/brit/ 4chan thread simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
haven't saw this one
>>62212057
Except no, I've known most of my friends for at least 10 years and although most often when we meet up we go for a drink we also go to see films, play poker, paintballing, go karting, camping etc. All sorts of shit
>>62211807
>>62211931
This video is you desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsnqhUuYoFo
>Sounds like you have no clue what people are upto these days and only have a view of the world via what 4chan tells you. It's sad mate.
>>62211997
>he doesn't like cheap pick n mix + DvDs
melt, fuck off
>>62212161
in this post >>62209930
>>62212157
>my post is in that
not sure how to feel desu
>>62212157
stop shilling your shit video
being asocial makes everything simpler
>>62212160
>Hey guys, let's not just drink like normal young people let's all go to see films, play poker, paintballing, go karting, camping etc. All sorts of shit it'll be great?
>>62212157
i made the 'Asians' post desu
>>62212052
hmmm, gonna browse this for a while to see if it brainwashes me the same way /pol/ did
will be an interesting experiment!
>>62212195
this lad you fucking mug >>62210547
is fatcam about?
>>62212200
>poker
hat
>paintballing
hat
>go karting
hat
>camping
alright
>>62212221
Matty.
>>62212177
That video is the whole of /brit/
>>62212157
that was shit
>>62212222
not possible, /pol/ is literally everywhere
>>62212212
Literally do all this my friends and I am an alcoholic drug addict
>>62212212
It was just the suggestion that people might suddenly want to play instruments for no reason that was ridiculous
new
>>62212308
>>62212308
>>62212308
>>62212157
>took a shit and now i have a pile
sliced open my ballbag
Whatever happened to Craven?
>>62212289
>for no reason
Ahh yes people play instruments for no reason.
What the fuck are you on about m8
>>62211978
http://www.androidcentral.com/how-enable-developer-settings-android-42
>>62212222
leftypol doesn't push agendas it won't brainwash you if you mean /his/.
/his/ is great because there is all sorts of people there; athiests, christians, muslims, jews, national-socialists, communists, epicureanism, darwinists, nihilists etc. etc. and everyone gets along and actually takes to counter eachothers argument instead of resorting to name calling and such as seen on /pol/. /pol/ is an echo chamber because it's concentrated on memes too much, /his/ is focused on quality posts, and as such is not an echochamber as the userbase all have different beliefs and views but also don't have biased points and all just want to debate not have an argument. It's chill.
Fucking HATE the janny lads
Looking at what happened through these last few months I'm staggered by the amount of arrogance and ignorance exhibited by our politicians. We had the best deal out of all the countries in the EU and yet we were always banging on the table about not being enough. It wasn't enough even after we got further concessions and we still voted leave after a campaign based on lies and hatred. Fair play, we want the sovereignty and we want to make our way in the world.
However, so many horrible things have been said during the campaign both about the EU and about a significant part of our society so no we have both economic and social uncertainty as well as racism on the street. And yet we never learn.
MATT
A
T
T
He's here..
BASED JANNY
KSHITTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Janny continues his Virgin rage fueled campaign against Asian qts
>>62212351
>Hey guys, I know you were planning on going out for a few beers and maybe a kebab after but how about we all stay in and learn the clarinet??
>>62212488
alri matty? how's the call centre treating you?
>>62212491
>hes never been in his friends house having a toke up and a few pints while he plays music for you and your friends
think that was a wise decision janny?
think again, runt
>>62212491
>he's never had a jam with other people
Feel sorry for you m8. it's about playing not learning.
Do you actually have any hobbies?
>>62212526
>crystal pepsi
what is this runt on about, crystal pepsi was yummy
>>62212526
>Will-enium
oh god I'd forgotten about that. jesus arse christ
>>62208569
I hate how popular Stormzy has become, I saw him live when he was supporting Wiley before he got big and he was so fucking shit, why anyone would pay money to watch him I'll never know.
>>62208658
We've only discovered like 20% of the earth's species. Go find the rest and name one after /brit/ :3
