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freshly rolled spliff edition
1st for /balt/
Jigglypugg
2nd for /brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>62206198
a bit rubbish innit?
C R U C I A L
poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767271
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767271
http://www.strawpoll.me/10767271
aye aye aye aye
ruff sound from the park
ay im with the mandem rite now *horns*
start the riddim aye aye *gunshots*
i roll deep with the mandem
i roll deep no mdma
i roll deep im on fire
dead mcs blud they talking
dead mcs we smuggling
with the ruff boys we in da park
robbin phones, watches, credit kards
the police killin the mandem blud leave me alone
aye aye aye stop the riddim
wish I could smoke weed but I still live with mummy.
WHERE DO YOU KNOW ME FROM
WHERE DO YOU KNOW ME FROM
Where do i find a girl like Rose?
>>62206221
moldova? more like romania light
>this is a beach in mouldover
just fucked the homemade fleshlight 3 times in a row. willy is red raw to say the least.
>yw always be cucked by 60 year old landlords
not fair
>>62206238
>Eton mess
???
Life is a prison sentence.....for life...soul trapped in flesh. Life is just temporary external stimuli. Life is like a box...you can take as much out of it that you want to but in the end it all goes back in the box...so why take out to begin with? In the end you leave with nothing; everything is on loan to us. We are nothing but dust in the wind. Life is one big fucking nuisance waiting for it to be over and be free.
Get it onboard I'll make the necessary phone calls
What did he mean by this?
I've rolled maybe like 10 mari ju anas in my life but that looks so bad.
Yo.
Couple man call me a backup dancer
On stage at the brits I'm a backup dancer
>>62206287
its a type of pudding
basically crushed up meringue with various berries thrown in
v nice if done right
>>62206307
ahh yes the fat white neckbeard listening to black people music
>>62206307
For the first time, I’ve come out of hiding
And the lights so bright
For a second I'm blind
I can't see the city, I can't see the cars
For a second I'm fine
>Life is a prison sentence.....for life...soul trapped in flesh. Life is just temporary external stimuli. Life is like a box...you can take as much out of it that you want to but in the end it all goes back in the box...so why take out to begin with? In the end you leave with nothing; everything is on loan to us. We are nothing but dust in the wind. Life is one big fucking nuisance waiting for it to be over and be free.
Drinking tea and eating biscuits desu.
I'm so London, I'm so south
>>62206315
stormzys got a neck beard
>>62206266
You could always become homeless instead lad. If it truly is so unfair, then society simply doesn't deserve you.
>>62206310
yes, but what relevance does a dessert have to the EU
>>62206315
>black people music
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>62206231
>Pozstralians
Actually quite rude
>>62206344
what's the point in listening to it if you don't tell everyone else?
I got broads in Atlanta
just popping out for tea and cakes with mamma bear #windsor #etongirls
>>62206346
maybe they are saying brexit is a mess caused by eton toffs
not accurate but these are lefties we talking about
https://youtu.be/IYw08GguyH4
A friend showed me this a while ago and it was fucking hilarious after posting on /brit/
POO
Wonder why 4chan was down for a bit.
We've only just begun to live
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
(We've only begun)
Before the risin' sun, we fly
So many roads to choose
We'll start out walkin' and learn to run
(And yes, we've just begun)
Sharing horizons that are new to us
Watching the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Workin' together day to day
Together
And when the evening comes, we smile
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to grow
(And yes, we've just begun)
>>62206351
Sorry about that.
>>62206368
Labour aren't Eton toffs and were overwhelmingly pro Remain.
Conservatives were closer to 60-40
Who else here already getting drunk as fuck? Day off lads, about to get started on breakfast.
>>62206346
They are saying it's the bloody tories fault which is not true seeing more than half of them were remain, and it was working class areas that voted leave heavily
>>62206397
is right same here
>>62206303
hownew.ru
business idea: import millions of terrorists who hate us because they might open kebab shops and british food is so icky heh
>>62206397
nah mate, got a monstrous hangover though hehe
>>62206397
lad its sunday
Just reported the local meth dealing sitting out in his car.
Did I fuck up lads? Am I going to get stabbed now?
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nK-okdwv09g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
smoking da finest
>>62206398
These are middle class champagne socialists.
They can't blame the working class because it's against everything they stand for.
It's like when a muslim blows something up they can say "WELL TONY BLAIR CAUSED THIS".
>>62206346
boris and big dave went to eton and they caused this mess
>>62206437
Labour shadow cabinet member
'splain
Might cop these
Opinions?
What's ironic about /pol/ bitching about muslims is most modern reactionaries by a very large margin are Muslim, and it's likely most posters on /pol/ are radical muslims working to recruit by socially engineering useful American idiots into doing their job for them
>>62206397
kill yourself
>>62206413
kill yourself
>>62206428
kill yourself
>>62206430
this
>>62206413
Right on bro. Have fun.
>>62206428
I hear ya, I'll prolly join you here later today
>>62206430
and? Just got off work 2 hours ago, got the next two days off.
The Green Party simultaneously wants us to reduce carbon emissions by 80% by 2050 whilst also having no border controls whatsoever
>>62206461
>bro
FOY
who /tourdefrance/ here
>>62206443
>it's against what they stand for
but they've literally been siding with big MNCs and banks over the working class in favour of the EU, they don't know what they stand for anymore
>>62206460
no u
>>62206461
Sunday is the Lord's day you cretinous cunt
Just found out the "shy nerdy" girl who's been interested in me recently only started warming up to me after she lost her virginity and was pumped and dumped by a popular LAD.
Pathetic desu, don't want some knobs cast off offal, should've come to me first.
>prostitute called me beautiful last night after sex
>>62206482
Why are these mutually inclusive?
>>62206482
And to completely avoid nuclear power
Delusional runts.
>mum listens to the radio at deaf-tier volumes
>goes out
>leaves it on
Why not just turn it off? Not only does it save electricity and cost her less money, it is polite to not force me to listen to third-eye-calcifying sounds for any longer than I have to.
>just move out you fucking manchild
ah yes, what an insightful and fresh reply
>>62206453
the boundary probably follows the historical course of the river. rivers change course over time. there was most likely a bend that became an oxbow lake that is now dried up.
>>62206501
Jesus turned water into wine. It's the day of rest. It's what I'm doing you cunt.
>>62206506
no idea what that flag is you thick yank fuck off
>>62206505
she wanted to have some experience so she wouldn't disappoint you once yall get naked haha
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>>62206482
Don't think there's a single reasonable Green Party in any cunt 2bh, they want all the good things without accepting the bad things that come with it. Living in fantasy land.
>>62206455
If you want shoes that look like Converse, just buy a pair of fucking converse.
Those look like a pair of shoes a mother would buy for her aspie son out of ASDA's George™ section.
>>62206537
Sure you do. It was before Northern Ireland join your pointless union.
>>62206524
I live with a house mate who does the same thing with the TV, sits about 2 metres away from it but has it on full fucking blast so I can hear it clearly upstairs. Fuck knows why.
>>62206541
Nah fairly sure she wanted some popular loud outgoing wanker for a bf and just got played.
>>62206505
I'd still fuck her desu, you're retarded if you think she's qt and don't
>>62206435
why would you do that? the poor bloke's just trying to make a living... but uncalled for unless he's ripping cunts off
Work tomorrow.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oq5BS8E5D0
>>62206494
That's true but one underlying theme 100% of the time is that the only people you can hate have to be ALL of these things
>White
>Straight
>Wealthy
>Powerful
>At least semi-intelligent
>Not disabled in anyway
That way it's punching up so you can do abhorrent things like send them death threats and it's fine because privilege and stuff.
>>62206566
I got a very unenthusiastic hand job off her where it felt like she was trying to pull my cock off. After that decided I couldn't be bothered. Didn't even try and finish me off either.
>>62206512
grim
>>62206569
dont like BBC news anymore
>>62206578
>Work Monday Wednesday Friday
>Volunteering Tuesday and Thursday
Literally working for free for two days.
>>62206453
Might be due to land ownership centuries ago. Something like they set out the official legislation setting up the border clearly but didnt want to/couldnt legally split someones land between England and Wales. Locals could probably tell you the real reason though
>>62206512
Referring to your penis or your face or your wallet?
why won't they put pictures of the dead kids in nice on the front of the papers like they did with the syrian kid
>EU migrants who come to the UK as Brexit nears may not be given the right to stay, David Davis has said.
>The new Brexit secretary told Sky News there might have to be a cut-off point if there was a "surge" in new arrivals.
Good lad
>>62206542
STORMZY INNIT
>>62206512
I'm sure she was being completely genuine lad and that it had nothing to do with the fact that you just paid her a wad of money and leaving a positive impression would increase her chances of you paying her more money in the future.
>spliff
We call those ugly things "bags"
>>62206569
like fucking pottery
https://youtu.be/4W8xjEFWrHg?t=154
2.35
>>62206573
bit*
>>62206588
Probably because she doesn't know what she's doing still, teach her a few things, girls aren't instantly amazing at sex
>>62206607
doesn't further the progressive cause
the last 2 years have been incredibly disillusioning for me
>>62206600
Unironically did 6+ months of volunteering 3 days a week when I was unemployed.
6 fucking months of unpaid work.
Remember when lefties were saying it benefits ISIS if we stop free movement with countries that have active terrorist cells
https://www.greenparty.org.uk/
is it not a bit racist that so many of The Green Party's elected are white?
>>62206578
No work tomorrow.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
>Scotland could stay in the UK and the EU, while the rest of the UK leaves the bloc, Nicola Sturgeon has said.
Kek is she a mong
Business idea: travel back in time and sell the headline "NO MORE MR NICE GUY"
>>62206637
The point I was trying to make, is she would rather have gone out with a popular clubbing type football lad than me and only fell back on me once she realised she was nothing but a meat sleeve to him. If she'd come to me first I might have considered it but she'd probably drop me in an instant if the other guy showed he changed his mind on her.
bit confused lads
I wake up in the morning and have a few red blotches on my bellend
I take a shower and then they disappear
It only happens in the morning and always disappears when i have a shower
>>62206665
not an argument
Might report my ex for harassment.
Would be a laugh.
>>62206665
scotland really are shameless parasites aren't they
they act all proud but really all they care about is snatching as much of everyone else's dosh as possible
Think I might be bi lads
ah yes, bring them in and they give them membership for cheaper.
employ price discrimination against the native population.
how self hating can you get?
>>62206665
>pakis pouring over hadrian's wall
no thanks
>>62206673
Bet you won't tell her any of this though lmoa
>>62206722
Have you yet broken a man's heart by leaving him for a woman?
>>62206723
fucking kek
>>62206723
Calm down on the racism mate
>>62206754
What does that even mean
>>62206673
well dont fucking talk to her then
>>62206734
What is with you Brexiters and thinking Pakis = EU?
>>62206198
That's a poor roll anon
>>62206655
I also get paid on Monday though.
>le smug bennybux frog who gets paid £2000 in autism bennies every month reply
yeah ok
>>62206763
>doesn't know the ways of sexuality jew
Oy vey.
>>62206772
Pakis has basically just become a term for foreigners desu
tights
business idea:
every single youtuber on planet earth is shot on sight and the human race will be saved by tuesday.
>>62206763
bisexual but you can just wake up and decide to be fully gay or fully straight that day then go back to being bi the next.
>>62206798
JANNY
>>62206798
i like that
>>62206723
The Greens here are always harping on about shutting down off-shore detention and boosting the amount we take from the 10,000 (or around about) we take now to 50,000 too
Think they might be mentally ill 2bh
>>62206823
ahh yes, very good
>>62206798
you know whats weird about having a fascist janny? right now he isn't here or he would absolutely goapeshit over this picture. so, based on that indicator of jannys absence, i might as well start spamming cp, right?
>>62206772
Perhaps Germany letting millions of them in and the fact they'll have German passports within 5 years.
And countries like ireland and italy let loads of wogs and pakis in as they have very loose immigration requirements, and then they get EU passports and are free to move anywhere in the EU
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1468/55/1468556457549.webm
>>62206830
harlot
>>62206853
Don't start Thainonce off again please
>>62206840
One of the policies of our Green party is that women shouldn't go to jail. Ever. As in they would end prison for all women because "women don't do well in jail".
>>62206862
Shan't be clicking this FYI
who /cara/ here
Rate my shopping list
>minced beef
>adzuki beans
>borlotti beans
>onions
>mushrooms
>red pepper
>tinned tomatoes
>apples (braeburn master race)
>sea bass fillets
>smoked salmon
>bread (seeded granary loaf master race)
>0% fat yoghurt (fage master race)
>broccoli (frozen master race)
>maybe some cheeky pringles to quelle the hangover hehe
>>62206862
kek
>>62206873
do u have a sourcerino for a bold claim such as that, my friendß
>>62206862
Edgiest thing I've seen in a while
Kinda funny though
tim's just pumped out his first video of the day
https://youtu.be/xGFQqjKy4sg?t=538
8:58
>santa brought you a bicycle
>did he?
>i'm thrilled
cheeky tim is best tim
got a message from a girl
haven't read it lol
>>62206896
>quelle
Je suis an idiot.
>>62206918
their 2015 manifesto
Got super liked on tinder yesterday but instantly swiped left by accident so I didn't see her
hehe
>>62206922
Is that a reupload or does he just say the same shit in every video?
>>62206896
>>0% fat yoghurt (fage master race)
Enjoy your 50g of sugar
some lad didn't read my text message lads ;_;
>>62206918
https://policy.greenparty.org.uk/cj.html
>CJ381 Recognising the nature of the female prison population, with high levels of mental illness, experience of being a victim of crimes such as sexual assault and domestic violence, and caring responsibilities for children, the only women who should be in custody are those very few that commit serious and violent crimes and who present a threat to the public.
>CJ382 For the vast majority of women in the criminal justice system, solutions in the community are more appropriate. Community sentences must be designed to take account of women’s particular vulnerabilities and domestic and childcare commitments. The restrictions placed on sentencers around breaches of community orders must be made more flexible.
>CJ383 Existing women’s prisons should be replaced with suitable geographically dispersed, small, multi-functional custodial centres. More supported accommodation should be provided for women on release to break the cycle of repeat offending and custody.
>CJ384 Pregnant women in prison are particularly vulnerable and the scheme provided by the charity Birth Companions, which visits pregnant prisoners once a week, stays with them through birth and gives them support afterwards, should be extended to all women who wish to use it, with government funding.
>>62206922
Hes been getting proper Shirty the last week or so desu. Seems like hes talking about people under his breath in every video now
>>62206619
I am sexy tho. It was just nice to hear it from someone.
>>62206967
aaahh yes
>>62206873
They're almost the same here but don't think they've gone that far, fully on board with the feminist train though. Their main base of support is in Melbourne tho so it was kinda expected. Bit worrying though 'cause they've got a few senate seats.
>>62206993
>so
hahahahaha hohohohoho
Can anyone describe what having worms feel like? I'm hoping its just my anxiety. Never found ay in my stool, underwear and even when I did the tap on anus thing there were none but it feels if though they are sticking their heads out the hole.
>>62206961
He mostly says the same shit. he keeps goign on about the 21st of June in everyone of his 3 daily videos because the dentist waved at him and said he had a nice camera
Ayyyyy how's it going boys
>>62206989
kek
so basically a vacation for criminals?
>>62206896
>fage
m8 you can get the shop's own brand low-fat yoghurt which is exactly the same and less then half the price
>>62207048
Stop posting my gf please. Thank you.
>>62206922
I wonder how long until he's actually sectioned, poor bloke.
>>62207040
Just eat a box of laundry powder and get it over with
>>62207032
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-17/black-lives-matter-rally-in-melbourne/7636082
>Lelbourne
>>62207053
not 3 bad not 3 bad
>>62207029
>all that calcium
Enjoy having your pineal gland get absolutely bilked.
Got a hangover lads
Read the Green Party's manifesto lads, here's a few gems:
Top-ups [will be] given for people with children or disabilities, or to pay rent and mortgages. No-one will see a reduction in benefits, and most will see a substantial increase. Parents will be entitled to two years’ paid leave from work.
The policy will enable people to “choose their own types and patterns of work”, and will allow people to take up “personally satisfying and socially useful work”. It will cost somewhere between £240-280 billion a year – more than double the current health budget, and ten times the defence budget.
SATS, early years tests and league tables will be abolished, and “creative” subjects given equal parity to the “academic”.
Independent schools will lose their charitable status and pay corporation tax, while church schools will be stripped of taxpayer funding. Religious instruction will be banned in school hours.
Merely being a member of al-Qaeda, the IRA and other currently proscribed terrorist groups will no longer be a criminal offence
Britain will leave NATO, end the special relationship with the US, and unilaterally abandon nuclear weapons. A standing army, navy and airforce is “unnecessary”. Bases will be turned into nature reserves and the arms industry “converted” to producing windturbines.
A Green Government will “progressively reduce” border controls, including an amnesty for illegal immigrants after five years.
Access to benefits, the right to vote and tax obligations will apply to everyone living on British soil, regardless of passport. The policy book states: “We will work to create a world of global inter-responsibility in which the concept of a ‘British national’ is irrelevant and outdated.”
Political parties will be funded by the state, and the electoral system changed. The monarchy will be abolished.
t w o ︃ ︃ p o i n t ︃ ︃ s i x ︃ ︃ g r a m s ︃ ︃ o f ︃ ︃ f i b r e
>>62207048
He thinks the dentist and everyone else is out to get him.
Is that schizo?
>>62207129
>the monarchy will be abolished
Ah yes I'm sure Her Maj will be happy to give them the go ahead forming a government.
>>62207129
This is fucking hilarious
Cooking bacon lads
gonna have a bacon and avo' 'wich
>>62207129
proofs?
>>62207129
As a single straight British guy earning a decent amount of money, is there anything the Green party will do for me?
>tfw qt I nearly shagged keeps sending me snapchats of her being qt
aaaahhh
>>62207188
Just had a bacon barmcake myself lad.
When you're eating it, it never seems like enough and you always feel like you could go another.
>>62206922
Genuinely wonder how Tim's managed to survive as long as he has. Wonder if he was ever normal or what, maybe he was medicated for a time
>>62207192
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/01/welcome-to-the-bonkers-world-of-the-green-party-manifesto/
>>62207073
She has obviously been claimed by me. Hands off
>>62207136
Probably. He has to meet occasionally with Oxford health. DOnt know what will happen if he moves far out of Marlow when he gets evicted
when was the last time you had a shower? don't lie
I KNOW YOU LIKE TO THINK YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK
>>62207212
Well he lives in a council house and gets free money just for existing. Given that he isn't actually stupid, just a paranoid schizophrenic, it's not hard to imagine him getting by.
>>62207212
Yeah he seemed to have a normal acting career or something before, it's why he keeps auditioning for tv talent shows
>>62206856
no we dont
>tfw no one will ever treat you as well as timmy treats moosey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piQyGPkjm_E
>>62207196
yes, they'll take your money and redistribute to rasheed and his family of 27
>>62207225
Want this runt on my farm. Need to breed it.
>>62207210
>barmcake
nice meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
Seriously considering signing up to the Undateables.
>>62207196
you shall be shot and killed or put into a camp
choose wisely
>>62207270
I think every political party wants to do that, even the conservatives.
>>62207334
>>62207129
>The monarchy will be abolished
Lizzy's gonna do her NUT
>>62207301
Fugg :( was going to re download Men of war and replay it
business idea:
all public roads now include little obstacles that make driving fun again.
(moats, loopings, Big Swinging Metal Balls across the street, etc)
>Leave EU
>Remain in the EEA and retain free movement of people, paying the membership fee, abiding by EU law and having no say in the EU parliament
third eye status: wide awake
>>62207334
>keto
>cuckumbers
>>62207240
He's getting evicted because of complaints though, and him being paranoid schizo is what I was really getting at, I wasn't saying he was stupid. He harrasses neighbours and people in the street, he's run around Sainsbury's with his pants down.. Surely if he's been like this his whole life there would've come a time when the government just steps in and hospitalises him right?
business idea: turn a girl into a heroin junkie and whore her out in gangbangs for some money
>>62207357
good business idea
>>62207336
Poleaboo is a feminist
All women should be
>>62207365
Worst case it's something to snack on instead of crisps
i genuinely cannot believe it's 2016 and we still have a monarchy
More like
>bought cucumbers to shove up my arse
>>62206542
Nigel init
>>62207360
that would be the governments fault if it happens
business idea:
a monarchy, but i am the king
Stop replying to it.
>>62207129
>SATS, early years tests and league tables will be abolished, and “creative” subjects given equal parity to the “academic”.
>church schools will be stripped of taxpayer funding. Religious instruction will be banned in school hours.
>end the special relationship with the US
These are good policies.
>>62207380
Now that's not nice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QwKEwo4Bc
>>62207357
You're hired
>mansplaining
literally not an argument.
>>62207411
That's what will happen.
Leaving the single market is impossible and big business won't let it happen.
>>62207422
i put money over everything haha
https://youtu.be/x48sAB5LFYo
>Not an argument
that is not an argument.
>>62207393
yes but muh tourism
>>62207433
RAPE IS A CRIME DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY
who /roast beef/ for dinner here lads?
business idea:
genetically modify a strain of opiate to cause infertility in humans, produce and sell it at sub-market prices on the black market. let addiction solve itself.
>>62207393
You know what to do lad
>>62207419
>SATS, early years tests and league tables will be abolished, and “creative” subjects given equal parity to the “academic”.
ah yes because African Studies is just as important as Mathematics when trying to maintain a high IQ society for the future.
can't stop buying books
>>62207425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCycLETLrs
;^)
>>62207459
FOB
>>62207446
It's not supposed to be an argument
stay woke
>>62207393
the royal family should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity
>>62207480
>not knowing I'm Brit a broad
>>62207473
You probably don't even read them you pseud.
>>62207393
most people are cucks and act in the interest of the elites rather than themselves
the monarchy persecuted our ancestors for centuries and today people defend it
My cat ran away lads. Feeling pretty down atm.
Got any fresh memes to cheer me up?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36818055
bASED aUSSIES
new clean bandit tune is a banger
>>62207444
Capitalist
>can't stop buying books
>>62207459
>You eat frogs lol wtf m8?
>Yeah? w-well.. y-you eat..... Roast beef! h-ha!
It's like..
>m8 why are you wearing underwear on your head?
>well why are you wearing ... shoes! HA!
>>62207512
bizarro rorke
>>62207530
shit taste confirmed.
>>62207493
Not an argument
No respect for people who don't read a book a week
Look. Let's be clear about what's really going on.
'Democratic' is just a word that you can use to point at things, just like any other word.
Person A chooses to use the word 'democratic' to mean something like 'a system in which leaders are elected by a populace, and in the last resort, the populace CAN override the leaders even on specific points of policy'
Person B chooses to use the word 'democratic' to mean something like 'a system in which leaders are elected by a populace, and in the last resort, the populace CANNOT override the leaders on specific points of policy, because the leaders have been appointed to make those decisions'
Now A and B can happily argue all day long about whether the referendum being ignored is democratic or not, because they're using the word 'democratic' to mean different things. It's as silly as arguing over whether someone who is 5' 10" is tall or not, when person A uses 'tall' to mean over 6' and B uses 'tall' to mean over 5' 9".
Now there is a separate point - is it BETTER to live in a system where the populace can override the leaders on specific points or not?
But for fuck's sake, let's debate the pros and cons of this directly instead of people going 'is democratic!' 'isn't democratic!' all day long.
alri thailad
>>62207519
VERY problematic image. why are there only white men? where are the queer black muslims that fought in ww2? battlefield one taught me, they are underrepresented here.
please delete this post immediately
alri
Red flag: When they don't have an extensive library of books in their house
>>62207519
she'll be back lad
>>62207535
maybe if you took more time to open a book instead of shitposting you wouldn't be such a retard haha xx
>>62207531
>2016
>being a filthy marxist
literally no excuse mate
GF gave an absolutely cracking blowie this morn
not gonna see her for 2 weeks, dunno what to do now, could do with another succ already
>>62207567
want to read but can't find anything decent and I'm too lazy to start reading although I used to enjoy reading
was like 200 degrees last night haha not a fan of heat
>Books
Normies, NORMIES
*scrabbles about on all fours, nose to the ground, sniffing furiously*
They're nearby....
>>62206850
>gender nazi
>maybe if you took more time to open a book instead of shitposting you wouldn't be such a retard haha xx
>>62207563
appeal to ridicule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5B5Kmb4nnY
can't stop composing opere
>>62207472
Yea that's correct.
>>62207617
you should go on /lit/. It's not an amazing board, but their charts are pretty solid and they have more knowledge on the board's subject than boards like /mu/ or other art boards
>tfw can't do one night stands because I have to know the girl ebfore I fuck them
Fucking failure of a bloke I am. jfmsu tbph
Wish I could catch a Charizard
>>62207617
Read The Illumatus! Trilogy
Red flag : they moved to thailand to avoid prosecution for being a nonce
red flag: you
>>62207702
hope you posted this through a vpn lad.
>>62207713
going to the UK tomorrow m8
>>62207702
reported mate
red and white flag: Austria
>>62207717
Thanks for the (You)
>>62207702
Sent this to GCHQ
>>62207617
>want to read but can't find anything decent
Here you go:
>Culture of Critique - Kevin MacDonald
>The secret behind communism - David Duke
>The International Jew - Henry Ford
>Jewish Supremacism - David Duke
>The Fate of Empires - Sir John Glubb
>The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
>200 Years Together - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Poleaboo is alone in the house and his dad told him to "Look after the place while he goes to work"
>>62207713
Why are you so obsessed with him?
>>62207595
I'm a post-memeist.
>>62207702
fuck sake now MI5 are in here
brb microwaving my hard drives
I regard all posts as (You)'s btw
Red flag : They dont listen to 67
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqxEhQBEx7E
>>62207741
By the way, I'm not even a rorke. I just understand that non-whites, non-Christians and women are destroying our civilisation.
>>62207702
on the phone to mi5 right now
>>62207730
>>62207735
>>62207740
cheers for the (You)'s lads hehe
>'s
fucking gas yourself
>>62207779
rorke in denial
>I just understand that non-whites, non-Christians and women are destroying our civilisation.
>>62207777
alri
in skengs we trust was good
>When they don't have any John Green novels on their shelf
Red flag.
Why are British parents so accepting of their children screaming? Do they enjoy it? Do they think I want to enjoy it?
no fuck off
>>62207741
>david duke
lmaoo
Financial Times>The Guardian>The Telegraph>The Independent>The Times
To be honest.
red flag : he's a 20yo+ virgin
Business id-
Actually this is a good one, going to keep this one for myself.
>>62207731
wahey how will we know it's you?
>>62207872
>Telegraph above the Times
meme ranking.
>>62207896
You won't
>>62207872
>The Guardian
>not second to last above the Sport on Sunday
>>62207731
So the extradition finally came through? About fucking time.
>>62207872
FT Weekend is GOAT
>>62207896
he'll have an entourage of children
>he doesn't block cookies from the FT and read it for free via google news
loool
ah yes, making fun of white people is one of my favorite hobbies
>>62207777
someone please please please explain the appeal of these lads to me
they're not very good at rapping
all of these new london gangsta rappers aren't very good at rapping. nines is shite, section boyz are shite, 67 are shite, etc etc etc
Want to read (that's right, I read), but i'm too hungover.
>>62207977
no way this trick works
>>62207985
>nihilism
into the trash
>>62207985
Ah yes, a true scholar and modern thinker
>>62207985
it probably is t︃bh
>>62207985
>reddit.jpg
>>62207985
I hope she laughs at herself for being a white stereotype.
>>62207995
its a ruff man ting innit
>>62208012
ofc it does
Used to be a lot easier though, you could change your user ID string to appear as though you were google news and could browse freely.
Fixed that like 2 months ago.
>>62207985
>Diet Coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
western people are scum
>>62208048
Poleaboo how are GPS spoofing Pokemon go?
I can't get it to work
Have installed fake GPS as a system app and it still won't get my location
>>62208094
>hat a bloody joke
>>62208118
enable fake locations in developer menu
>>62208094
>implying she's not correct
>>62208137
I have
let's give communism another go
>>62207872
I only read Bedfordshire on Sunday.
business idea: L plates for language learners
dead mcs blud me alone
me n ur girl we talkin on the fone
>>62208148
turn off gps?
restart phone?
root?
Sh0eonhead just sent me this
drinking pure vape juice
steam keeps going down
>>62208192
Ye
Ye
Ye
Get "cannot detect location" when starting the app but when I Google search it shows my spoofed location at the bottom of the page
http://youtu.be/5ab5q-L_YU8
>>62207872
Nah should be FT > Guardian = telegraph
Sometimes I give (You)s to MYSELF.
>>62208200
well done spelling the name right
>>62208095
intended for >>62208058
Don't accept cookies and accessed it through Google News.
>>62208222
which app? there's more than one you could try.
had no problems with "fakegps"
>>62208200
cute boy
>>62208225
what percentage of that song do you understand?
>>62208275
95%~
>>62207985
>ekoo
fucking bin yourself my dear.
>>62208281
have you had your IQ tested officially?
>>62208304
never
>>62208236
delete all your FT cookies first lel
>>62208252
It's fake GPS
Got it to go past loading screen but now this happens
I'm not spoofing myself to the middle of water either
>>62208326
just how good are you at chess?
Playing FFX
Auron is such a typical edgy Jap protag
getting dry hits from my e-vape, what do?
>>62208328
i did :(
Business idea: London meetup while Thailad is home.
>>62208094
any excuse to douse themselves in blood
want drugs
listening to Dean Blunt for the very first time
>>62208330
you're at 0.0000, 0.0000~ by the looks of things. Be sure you're confirming the spoofed location correctly. Should be a button at the bottom after you've dragged to it.
>>62208336
If i played on a regular, you'd get yours :^)
thailad pls hire me as an apprentice in being an international playboy
>>62208338
Hope you're doing that Kimahri/Rikku no sphere grid run
>>62208347
Tip fedora
>>62208387
mentioned
>>62208419
>>62208419
>>62208419
>>62208419
done a new
>>62208338
>mfw trying to get 0 seconds at the Chocobo race
>>62208348
hmmm could be due to a cookie that isn't that doesn't feature the 'FT' in the title so you wont find it by searching to delete it.
Either delete all or download 'EditThisCookie' chrome add-on which allows you to delete all associated with a page whilst you're on it.
>>62208385
Got it to change to my actual spoofed location but I'm still getting the "cannot detect location" thing at the top and nothing appears on the map
>>62208465
pussy
>>62207702
Literally phoning Boris as we speak...
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