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I fingered Saoirse Ronan when we were 15 outside a teenage disco in Carlow. Can't believe she got famous.
Poland
>breaking the rules
legalise weed or i swear i'll do something we'll all regret
i swear on me nan
what would happen if I started taking testosterone
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
Normie scum make me cry
They won't be laughing when they die
Though the heckle me and laugh
I'll dissolve them in the bath
No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
I'll bury them out in the woods
Blacks cunts fucking stink
The way they get on really makes you think
Day of rope is coming soon
Red blood under white moon
Business idea: teach myself to drive
>>62174986
What could he possibly need so many fedoras for?
>>62174996
your hair will fall out and your willy will shrink
>>62174999
Nerve racking but exciting too
Im a cis/pan/poly lefty lady looking for friendship or a strictly non-monogamous relationship with an interesting person of any gender
>>62174996
you'll grow another bollock
>>62174999
pretty nice
>>62175028
Sounds like you've got autipsm mate
>>62174999
awkward when teenager
more okay when adults
gonna change from tomorrow lads, been looking at this edgy shade of grey for like 3 years
what're your recommendations lads?
>>62174999
You cum 3 seconds after she starts removing her blouse
VICELAND have set up a hotline and i could say a funny message and get on tele. What should I say lads
>>62175060
At least I can spell.
>>62175066
Photon
>>62175066
WHAT
>>62175035
>>62175061
wasn't awkward for me at all at first tbqh
>>62175066
go for walks and drink lots of water
>>62174944
My girls.
yummy mummy with three beautiful darlings looking for tall, athletic man with a car to treat me like the princess I am
No time wasters, If you are under 6"2 swipe left
>>62175125
dont care
>>62175111
its more awkward laughing and sensuality
>>62175093
the orange clashes with the background colour and it's triggering me
>>62175117
lol
What does pashing a slag feel like boys?
Nothing cures a hangover like more alcohol
help a person out what should I say
>>62175131
*trips over tie and lands in a heap on the floor*
Is having a gf as comfy as it seems?
>>62175184
vegan fool enjoy your GMOs and xenoestrogens
>>62175090
AuTIPsm you runt
Wasted on you
>>62175184
She needs a good shagging straight up the shitter, that'll put her right
What does happiness feel like?
Anyone here interested in playing hockey? I myself travel from galway to Belfast to play and train, not getting home till around 4/5am I play for a team based in Dublin.
Be great to get a few interested.
>>62175184
They look very nice, they am also in London and a vegan, are them free this weekend?
>>62175184
Say you are a bender just to get in there lad
Then shag her when she's drunk
>>62175223
Are vegan shitters better or worse for anal?
>>62175229
bags of sand
>>62175125
hi yummy mummy, i'm 6"2/3 and am very much interested in you. though i am a virgin i have had the opportunity to have sex 8 (EIGHT) TIMES and am saving myself for someone special. message me!
t. lisicki's good looking 190cm master race tall lover
>>62175211
I've just been told it has it's up and downs and is grim when they hurt ya
>>62175229
Feels alright but I prefer self pity DESU
>>62175236
have you seen kev play hockey?
>he says "idiot" instead of "eejit"
>he says "awk" instead of "ach"
>he says "scared" instead of "asacared"
>he says "face" instead of "bake"
>he says "good" instead of "beezer"
>he says "how are you" instead of "bout ye"
>he says "grow up" instaed of "catch yerself on"
>he says "excellent" instead of "cracker"
>he says "walk" instead of "dander"
>he says "cigarettes" instead of "fegs"
>he says "that annoys me" instead of "does my head in"
>he says "messing about" instead of "faffin' about"
>he says "throw" instead "fire"
>he says "hold" instead of "haul"
>he says "rummage" instead of "hoak"
>he says "ice-cream" instead of poak"
>he says "are you ready" instead of "is that you?"
>he says "lucky" instead of "jammie"
>he says "car" instead of "jam jar"
>he says "keeping look-out" instead of "keeping dick"
>he says "boring bastard" instead of "melter"
>he says "unattractive person" instead of "minger"
>he says "ugly girl" instead of "munter"
>he says "friend" instead of "mucker"
>he says "off-license" instead of "offie"
>he says "fat lip" instead of "pastie-lip"
>he says "drunk" instead of "cream-crackererd"
>he says "angry" instead of "ragein"
>he says "disgusting" instead of "ratten"
>he says "embarassed" instead of "scundered"
>he says "flee" instead of "runner"
>he says "he is a nice guy" instead of "ach he's sound like"
>he says "speak" instead of "spake"
>he says "potatoes" instead of "spuds"
>he says "to" instead of "till"
>he says "small" instead of "wee"
>he says "shit" instead of "wick"
Fuck sake youse are all wick completely scundered for yes
>>62175266
that is a rather apt image
>>62175266
They're Irish
>>62175229
feels good but the crash is horrible
>>62175236
Where abouts in Belfast? field hockey or ice? I can't skate but im near the ice bowl desu
>>62175184
fuck off yank
>>62175251
worse. more plant fiber means messier shits. more animal protein gives you a more solid shit.
>>62175292
stfu barely anyone even uses half those terms you fuckin bampot.
>>62175312
left: munter
right: cute
>>62175125
Hello
I have just arrived from Nigeria and am looking for a wife
despite all my rage i am still just a neet in a cage
>>62174954
>I'll dissolve them in the bath
>No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
>I'll bury them out in the woods
Literally an oxymoron. Can't even do poetry neither mind walk to the shops without getting picked on you loner haha.
t. normie
>>62175339
wrong way round
>>62175300
same thing
worried about lorry crime lads
>>62175312
Check out zero-tits McGee on the right
>>62175332
Fuck up your Ma wears Fila trackies. Also where are you referring to?
>>62175292
beezer post
>>62175328
A more solid shit would make the arsehole stretch more, preparing it for the anal intercourse, yes?
Then for those of us with dinky wieners, perhaps we should go for vegan arses to achieve the pleasant tightness of anal we desire
>>62175362
right back at u cunt
>>62175391
ANYWHERE
Someone posts the ulsterman wearing the flag smoking with sunglasses on
>>62175359
They're two seperate groups, the hoods that pick on me are getting buried, and the normies are getting disolved
>>62175424
They do in my neck of the woods a neat little town called Belfast
>>62175410
sure, if you like getting poo on your willy, go for a vegan who shits diarrhea everyday
>>62174872
good edition, brits have ruined /brit/ 2bh
why does booze give me weird dreams?
why does booze make me wake up multiple times a night?
why does booze make me wake up feeling still tired?
I prefer weed
>tfw doxed qt i had been talking with
>tfw she was more impressed than creeped out
>tfw she wants to meet up in winter
what do i do when i don't have the safety of the internet to let me take time to come up with witty responses to what she says guys
just figured out why there's so much variation in the biological world lads
yanks refuse to believe me lol
>>62175459
Fair enough mate. Why don't you just work-out and get big and beat the shit out of them? 30 push-ups a day is all it takes for bigger arms and chest and shoulders
normie brother is listening to music loudly and has friends over
>>62175487
wtf
>>62175528
all me
>>62175502
Cheers big man;
>>62175518
>>62175487
just smile when you meet and don't be awkward mate jesus
>>62175528
shut up nerd haha
>>62175535
i missed out some context
she asked me to dox her to see if i could, and mentioned the meeting before that
still nervous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eo5TL5HR2j
Is there money to be made in Tim tribute acts
>>62175474
I enjoy the sloppy warmth of your sister's poop on my silly willy
Enjoying the Kevposting renaissance.
Paid fucking £3 for a box of Krave cereal and it tastes like arse
just back from climbing croagh patrick
fuck me was that hard
Hmm...
Starting to think the Earth might be flat lads
>>62175487
You're that beta that was posting his messages to Molly yesterday aren't you? Also most girls don't like wit really most of them like talking about feelings. Just talk about feelings with girls mate to win, girls are quite slow and not as witty so might look at you funny if she doesn't get what you said.
>>62175487
She sounds like just as much of a spacker as you are, should get along like runts in a blender.
>>62175575
why are you back
>>62175593
the kevposting renaissance was when everyone said he was lisicki to do his nut in 2bh
>>62175575
howling
Do Hey Jude next
might set up a troll twitter a/c and just post the most ridiculous lefty SJW nonsense imaginable
seems like it would be fun
>>62175575
When he stabs the dentist maybe
>>62175487
Sounds like an ambush to me mate.
>>62175582
alright, that's it, you gotta go buddy
*picks you up by the armpits and marches you out*
>>62175632
>haha I was only pretending to be retarded
>>62175632
Give an example of what you were thinking of posting
![the-last-kingdom-alfred-david-dawson[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FuVBoY0.jpg "the-last-kingdom-alfred-david-dawson[2]")
dont give a fuck anymore, deus vult and all that
>>62175572
that makes a lot more sense
It's pronounced Ah-loom-min-um. NOT Ah-loo-min-ee-um. Big dumb stupid idiots.
first week of work in 5 months
>>62175184
>jewish vegan transgender
@62175691
ok
>>62175691
two different words
reminder that canadians are yanks and must be treated as such
do not entertain the notion
>>62175691
Y*nks are starting to get to Canada lads, should deploy some boots on the ground and secure it for the Queen before they get too out of hand
>>62175734
*treats it to dinner and drinks*
post your finest memes lads
smoking a ciggy
>>62175487
post messages so you can get a second opinion laddy
>>62175666
It were just a laugh mate let me go I promise I won't insult his sister's smelly arse anymore
>>62175184
See if this works
>>62175615
Fuck away off Cronin you wee turd pusher.
>>62175789
cringe
>>62175599
Well duh, you don't actually think anyone's been to space, do you? I mean really
>No aliens
Doesn't seem legit desu
*hugs you against your will*
>>62175679
dunno. thinking a lot of #NotAllMuslims-type stuff. and LGBT(insert another 20 acronyms here) and 'die cis scum' stuff too
>>62175860
*pretends to try to escape but is actually very comfy*
fuckin tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycxq1oj3hcY
>>62175860
*gets an erection*
>>62175789
>49% match
misogynist bigot check your privilege
>>62175860
*pops an awkward stiffy*
>>62175830
>implying it doesn't work
>>62175830
cringe.gov.uk
>>62175604
that isn't me and i don't actually visit /brit/ often, but yeah i can get on board with the faux-sensitive shit thanks
>>62175608
rude
>>62175645
huh
>>62175775
it'd be a few hours of logs so nah
but she basically mentioned she was stopping in london before another flight (yes she's international) and wanted to spend the day there
>>62175631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iIvMmkV8W9
>>62175860
*hugs you against your willy*
>>62175620
nah that was the kev antiquity, thats how the whole thing started
middle ages was the edits/youtube videos/boards.ie stalking
haent seen anything like a renaissance yet in my public opinion
>>62175902
me on the left
>>62175898
actually wanna sign up for that but don't want to risk anyone i know seeing me on it
>>62175923
SCREECHING
turn on bbc
timmy shot up a school bus
Churchill bankrupted the British Empire and handed half of Europe over to Communist Stalin. Churchill was a Zionist tool
>>62175915
Sure it wasn't, callum
>>62175974
didnt he want to nuke the ussr?
Poor Tim, he needs help desu
>>62175923
lmao
>>62175902
>the fat girl they keep around to feel better about themselves
>literally can't even wear a normal swimsuit because she's so fat
i cant take you out
cause im never out
i go inside my house and i shut them out
*hands out capri suns*
stay hydrated boys
Ulster I'm in Edinburger. How's the test boost coming on big man? You splitting rocks yet Hercules?
>>62176026
Haha
Post important thinkers
>>62176045
Flab is all firmed up lad got a well hard stomach and joocy dad forearms
>>62176050
Literally liberal college indoctrinated thinking tier.
>>62175962
just do it mate, if they see you on it (which they probably won't) the worst they can do is take the piss out of you for, what, wanting to have companionship in your life? if they aren't in a relationship you can then call them sad and lonely and if they are they can't be taking the piss for you wanting to be in one too tbf
>Your County
>Do you support Paki murder?
risky business idea: let's watch Risky Business starring the evergreen Tom Cruise
>>62176050
I don't take advice from weed smokers
>>62175923
The signature Tim sliding the number one thing they tell you not to do in voice lessons
business idea: prevent the ultra-ultra-rich from forming and overriding democracy
>>62176089
define "murder"
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
>>62176097
Rebecca DeMornay is GOAT
>>62175923
inadequate technique iah
you're just doing a very slow vibrato, tim is basically hitting the mute button on his vocal cords over and over really fast
not so much "HeEeEeEy JuUuUuDE" as "HE E E E Y JU U U UDE"
>>62176106
I don't take advice from cocksuckers
>>62176125
Business idea: pockets on hats
>>62176126
What do you understand when somebody mentions the word "murder"
>>62176137
throwing toilet paper on a house
bubbly carbonated drinks
gym shoes
grandparents
wheeled contraption in which groceries (foy) are carried
tv channel changer
>>62176137
TP
pop
trainers
grandad/grandma
trolley
remote
Business idea :make opchan. Only op would be posted there, no replies
>>62175970
Holy shit, really?!?
>>62176137
dunno
pop
pls be original
nanny and grandad
trolley
zapper
>>62176137
not american so i don't do that
juice
gym shoes
grandad/gran
trolly
remote
>>62176075
Ticket. See your beard thicken out?
>>62176137
TP
soft drink
dunno, trainers? plimsolls? dont know what the fuck you fucking mean
nana/grandad
trolley
remote
>>62176122
>>62175966
>>62176026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFTmGDoLKU
>>62176143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tr0BOfQfxv
>>62176137
TPing
pop
SNEAKERS
Nanny and papa
Kart
Remote
>>62175923
Tim is tone deaf and doesn't change the pitch of his voice m8
>>62175970
no casualties reported
shooter allegedly said 'why the fuck did I do this on a saturday?'
>>62176089
No pakis are very good friends
>>62176211
excellent
cant wait to see future improvements
>>62176137
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
Being a shitebag
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
Fizzy juice
What do you call gym shoes?
Gutties
What do you call your grandparents?
Coffin dodgers
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
trolley
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
mokecantrol
>Calling shopping karts "trolleys"
You'd think the people who spawned the English language could actually speak it correctly
>>62176227
is this some kind of cruel, sick joke?
>Kart
>>62176267
fuck up wank
I don't understand. To pull off a military coup you must be almost certain you can do it otherwise you are absolutely fucked.
So why the fuck did 3000 soldiers think they could pull it off? Why were they so fucking stupid?
>>62176137
>What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
bilking
>>62176226
Nah it's cause he's schizophrenic. Schizophrenics have a monotone voice.
>>62176298
probably assumed the rest of the military or at least a good enough chunk would follow suit
>>62176298
Apparently the soldiers didnt even know what was going on, they got told it was a terrorist attack or some shit.
>>62176166
>>62176175
>>62176195
>>62176198
>>62176201
>>62176220
>>62176258
It's "fizzy drink" you Americanised mongos
im off my nut
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ya9WGd36Ym
kind of hard to not sing
>>62176275
want to ejaculate in their fannies
>>62176298
I still dont understand whats going on
theres a video on facebook of a tank smashing into a crowd of Turks
literally what is happening
*throws rocks at no 10 downing streets windows*
everyone stay indoors, i am assuming governance of the united kingdom
>>62176328
it's a "noose" you fucking anal felching bastard
Thanks to /brit/, I legitimately get triggered whenever I hear anyone use an americanism, such as sneakers, groceries or gasoline lads
>>62176371
VERY good lad
>>62176050
10 Commandments lad
>>62176332
lovely, just lovely
>>62176137
Is that even a thing?
Soda
Trainers
Nan and Granddad
Grocery Wheely
Buzz-buzz
>>62176371
Hang yourself continental ape
>>62176371
What do they call groceries? Shoppyfoodsnozzles?
>>62176364
*SHOOTS YOU FUCKING DEAD*
>>62176084
probably wouldn't have much success since im pretty socially awkward anyway. have you used it?
>>62176298
>doesn't know how coups work
Basically you just need a big force to start some trouble and then try and get your message across and hope that the public feel the same way as you do and join arms with you.
They thought the public would help them as probably because there was a successful coup in Turkey 30 years ago.
Hitler literally done a coup to gain power with even less, not even army just private guards and a few political party members and friends.
>>62176371
Does Switzerland live up to the memes?
>>62176371
One of my friends said "diaper" instead of nappy the other day and I said fuck off yank under my breath
>>62176371
>when karen uses americanisms
>>62176137
Don't have a word for this, I've only ever seen it in yank tv programmes.
Fizzy drink
Trainers
Grandad is dead, dad's mum and dad are long dead too, but Nonie and Grandee (don't ask)
Trolley
Bonker
>>62176137
tp
soda
sneakers
grandma grandpa
shopping cart
remote
Heading down to the gas station hopefully I'll pick up mail on the way and buy a soda pop at the store
>>62176137
Not an autistic yank, so don't do that.
Fizzy drink or pop. (most people just refer to it as what ever the brand name is though)
Trainers I'm pretty sure, Although I've never heard anyone really categorise them, just call them shoes tbf.
Grandad, Grandma (for my dads side), Nana (for my mums side).
Trolley
Controller
why is /brit/ full of absolute wanks right now
>>62176408
>Soda
What are you doing in the UK my American friend?
>>62176421
Bin yourself you Can'tnadian
>>62176475
boring as fuck
Absolutely bilking
>>62176441
Do you live in london
>>62176267
FOY
coating my finger in arse juice then huffing the smell
>>62176137
TPing
Pop
Runners or sneakers
Grandma and Grandpa
Shopping cart
Clicker or remote, sometimes "channel changer"
Tried to catch Pokedudes today but the servers were FUGGED
>>62176298
It was a false flag
>>62176479
Not going anywhere
>>62176408
>Soda
Fuck off yank
Is it weird to not have cried in nearing two years?
Think I'm emotionally shut down and I need to.
soviet science kino
They call it Berkshire because it's full of Berks haha
>>62176548
there was a turk in a thread saying this like an hour after the coup started
>>62176371
Top lad
>>62176332
nice attempt
>>62176427
nah but i tell you what lad, you recognise my leddit flag i assume, if it goes tits up with my friend tomorrow i'll make an account and give it a go
otherwise, even if you are socially awkward, that doesn't really matter in text format much, if you like each other from text and pictures it doesn't take much to go from there
>>62176371
Top lad
>>62176566
Men don't cry.
>>62176573
*cuts your dog's head off without killing it*
>>62176580
berkshire hunt
>>62176566
haven't cried in 2 years
RIGHT
*blocks exit to the thread*
me and deano hear theres a virgin in here haha nobodies getting out til we find out who it is!!!
>>62176580
tim on the top right
I'm a Slytherin. You've been warned
>>62176566
Before my dad died last year I hadn't cried for about 6 or 7 years. I'd forgotten what it felt like. It was horrible.
Actually before my dad's death I was a bit of a robot emotionally, but it all changed afterwards and now certain things can make me tear up or give me a lump in my throat or w/e.
>>62176421
Shopping. Doesn't make sense to call them groceries when we call a shop that sells vegetables and fruit a grocers.
>>62176627
Tommy the tit
>>62176627
i once fucked a vagina for 5 hours straight im not the virgin haha
>>62176620
fuck off with your autism, you slimo cunt
>>62176644
haha great banter
>>62176449
Alice is only good for pumping and dumping
>>62176580
Ah fuck! You just reminded me of Birkett house, hahahah those spackers, we used to have to sit with them, was a right madman back then.
>>62176580
>being in the same county as Slough
>>62176648
You're literally wrong.
>So anxious for starting my new job I want to cry and never earn money
>>62176228
Suck a dick Currybastard
>>62176644
Didn't cry all my life and was basically a robot until Dad and Bro died too.
>>62176566
If nothing shitty has happened to you, no.
I mean if a loved one died, or your life started falling to shambles around you and you didn't get emotional, then maybe you've got a problem.
*cuts a yank's head off, killing it*
>>62176724
Take some codeine for the first week or so you'll be alright la
Worst case scenario you walk out
>>62176610
Fuck off.
>>62176625
Feelsbadman. I'm just numb at the moment.
>>62176644
Sorry about your dad anon. Crying to grieve is a more prolonged process so yeah I can see how it would be shit.
The last time I cried it was out of the blue talking to my mum about some personal things. Felt bad obviously, but the relief was immense once I had.
>>62176717
You're literally a leaf with some admixture of inuit, french trying to tell me how to speak English.
>Tell a Brit he's speaking his language wrong
>He unsheathes his scimitar
>>62176750
exquisite post
>>62176734
How old are you?
I swear down half of the people in this threads Fathers have passed
>>62176784
FUCK OFF INFIDEL AAAAAAH
>>62176772
cried every day for 2 weeks haha (kill me)
>>62176772
Men don't cry. Only women cry.
>>62176750
About time.
>>62176730
Post
>>62176802
21. Brother died when I was 12 and Dad died the following year after seeing him at my Brother's funeral for the first time in years and he told me he didn't have long left so he wanted to get closer with me. Only chance I had to get close to him and he died. Fucking cunt.
RIP:
>>62176783
My parents are bongs, fortunately they moved here and I learned to speak correctly and wasn't born with an accent.
>>62176089
>killing cockroaches
>murder
Fuck off, PETA.
>>62176865
you have a cuckadian accent though which is by far the worst
>>62176853
Raised by a single mother?
Shame about your Dad/Brother mate. Something we will all have to deal with sooner or later.
>>62176772
of course there was moments where I wanted to cry like a bitch but I refrained myself from doing so even when I was alone. too much pride to let tears fall
>>62176734
Sorry to hear that mate
>tfw there are old people that still have their dads and we have to deal with it when we're young
Felt like losing my dad aged me loads.
Loss is a fucking weird thing desu.
Also time heals is a load of shit. You get over the shock but you still miss them, I miss my dad more than ever and it's been over a year.
>>62176772
You can sometimes bring crying on as a release, other times it's just fucking random. You feel a bit of relief, but you also feel like shit, it depends how hard you cried desu.
Worst cries are the proper stomach aching, racking sobs which fucking hurt.
>>62176865
>My parents are bongs
muh heritage, fuck off yank!
>>62176865
how do you get born with an accent you fucking plankton
>>62176888
fuck off murderer
>>62176855
nice sauce willyhead
>>62176855
Where
>>62176865
>tfw my grandma has an accent but I don't
I don't want to speak like a Yank.
>>62176885
Well you played right into his hands
You gave him exactly what he wanted
>>62176889
All N.A accents are the worse, so fucking nasally and annoying.
This gave me food for thoughts
>>62176951
true, except on girls though they can be really fucking attractive
conversely most UK accents on girls sound horrible
Please stop Lemmy posting he's a cunt
Thanks
>>62176889
We don't have accents
>>62176906
I love muh heritaging. It bothers you lot.
>>62176982
Russia is a big country so they need a big guy
>>62176996
DENTAL PLAN
>>62176982
>women
>defence
>>62176951
>>62176985
You're the ones with the funny accents
>>62177070
I don't have an accent desu
>>62176982
Is Sweden's minister a tranny or just looks like a man?
I swear, it looks like Jim Carrey during his prime.
>>62177094
We don't have accents. You have accents.
when ya hit ya head
>>62176985
Northern accents on girls are disgusting desu
I don't have an accent because I'm mute irl
>>62176901
It's horrible that you've been taught to feel that way about it. From experiences in the past, albeit pretty rare, I've always almost found it therapeutic. It's human to cry.
>>62176904
I dunno man, I just briefly clicked on to /r9k/ (a place I refuse to sink down to) and it triggered a little something in me. Need to truly realise I'm not happy where I'm at sort of thing.
>>62177127
Wrong it is me who doesn't have an accent
>>62176982
>implying ministers do anything and they don't hire civil servants
>>62177165
you are a cruel man
Don't think I've ever read a canadian post and then thought afterwards, "hmm yeah that was worth reading".
>>62177165
You're beneath me, Yank pig.
>>62177178
Don't go to /r9k/ for genuine feels mate, /r9k/ is a shithole full of pathetic NEETs wallowing in self pity who have the power to change themselves and their lives but don't.
why are women so confused
>>62177165
I hope your local McDonald's explodes and the fire spreads to your local Walmart.
Most certainly without a doubt have the thickest accent in /brit/.
>>62177232
If you read our posts, we win.
>>62177243
Sounds like a top lass desu
>>62176697
>Not working at the trading estate
>>62177243
how is matched.com lad?
Me outside A1 comics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAEhc-LqCFI
>>62177241
I used to unironically go to r9k
I'm now slightly less of a awkward weirdo and I got promoted to Brit
>>62176458
t. yankee
Newsaurs:
>>62177298
>>62177298
>>62177298
>>62177298
>>62177295
Yeah but they're not places of worship up here, like they are for you.
>>62177249
>Guinevere is black
>>62177249
>what is sherlock and luther
>>62177299
it's ok cupid
imagine they're all leafs and you got my state during winter
>>62177348
They look like your average Quebecois.
>>62177343
how is it lad? met any birds on it?
>>62177384
prefer not to say
Janny's nuts being done in again lads, careful now
>>62177421
So, no?
>>62177417
Don't go there it won't help.
Get outside, exercise, talk to people, volunteer somewhere, push yourself.
>>62177367
Silence, eskimo
fucking janny
>>62177241
I'm feeling like a pathetic NEET so it feels like the right place for me in a sense, lots of people to empathise with. But yeah, you've basically described why I don't lurk there at all. Unhealthy ideas and contentment with failure. Awful environment.
>>62177326
Awful shit for lolsoquirky tumblr cunts and a mediocre police procedural, respectively.
Milton Keynes
A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.
Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.
MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.
Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?
#milton #keynes #bletchley #grid #system
by Sam JB January 03, 2008
I absolutely despise this new janny
Describe in 1 word how this image makes you feel
want to go to the cinema monday & tuesday but im scared to go out haha...
doing a mass importation of low IQ unskilled third worlders
>>62177464
MILTON KEYNES MENTIONED
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Went there today desu
AMA
>>62177249
Oh, and Boardwalk Memepire, Oz, Game of Memes and Meme Detective are shite.
>>62177475
triggered
>>62177384
Janny Janny are you there
http://thetab.com/uk/2016/07/13/lcf-fashion-photographer-final-project-grindr-8171
teeny bit gay lads
>>62177475
Offended
>>62177320
how dare you post this rancid fart
>>62177538
>>62177475
Oppressed
>>62177460
Original Sherlock was "quirky" too, Sherlock was always an autistic sociopath.
>>62177551
just a bit gay really
aylesbury
Aylesbury is a small town located between Luton, Milton keynes and close to many shit places such as slough.
Aylesbury is overun by chavs, pakis and rudeboys.
Great place to go if you want to be beaten shitless. After 2 minutes of stepping into aylesbury you will most certanly be offered some of the finest e's and skunk, dealt by the jamaican community and the chavs. Places to avoid at night are stoke mandeville flats, bedgrove park where you WILL be accused of burgalry at least once. (personal expericances).
I lived in aylesbury for 15 years and now live inmaidstonewhich isnt much better, the only difference is in maidstone they are all white wannabes, pikeys, chavs and pricks in aylesbury it is mainly the asian community starting on people who enter the kabab shop they hang in and the black community who from the "hp20" who smack passers by with baseball bats, (again personal experiance).
The schools include The Grange which attempts to educate the asain community but ends up with a teacher getting stabbed with a chisel.
You can find most of the chavs hanging outside mc donalds smoking a spliff and starting on family shoppers.
"Im goin to aylesbury tomorrow"
"Wear a vest and stay hidden"
"oi blud, u got 10?"
"yh blud lets go"
"hi kids! want a tablet!?"
"yeah!"
#rude boy #chav #shithole #rudeboy #paki land
by (dvc) June 30, 2006
fags are gay
>>62177464
shithole meme town
Stopping at normanton
>>62042854
Capital City Of Northern Ireland
Integral Part Of The United Kingdom
Is Where The Titanic Was Built
It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.
Good Things
Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour
Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don't take it personally.
Strangers joining in in your conversations.
Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here
Bad Things
Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service have.
The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is
One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism & Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious Folk
Welcome To Belfast
We Don't Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.
We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here
how easy is it to make a plenty of fish account with some chad images to bait girls into sending me nudes
feel like a wank would be better if i've earned the pic, even if it's fraudulently
Janny just sits in the catalog and deletes them as they pop up, he's using caralad tactics
High Wycombe
A generic town in Buckinghamshire, England.
Used to be famous for chairs, now it's famous because the terrorists that planned to use liquids to blow up planes lived there.
It also has a new shopping centre which everyone whinged about when it opened, but it's still full of people all the time.
An important RAF command base is also nearby so if there's nuclear war, goodbye High Wycombe and all of the generally normal people that live there (except for all the chavs and druggies).
"I'm from High Wycombe."
"Where?"
#high wycombe #wycombe #chav #terrorism #drugs
by tekta October 10, 2009
Will never shop in cardfactory again not one member of staff in the shop all out the store room when I knocked the door and asked could we be served the girl said for f**k sake terrible way to speak to customers. I have written to head office too.
Every day is a fucking blur as a neet
Back from Chinese lads
>>62177446
How did you know?!
think she's really a fan of Hitler?
Hm, two /deutsch/ threads are up, the old one only at 323.
Should i go to the party tonight or should i stay in and shitpost
>maybe if i post interracial gay porn to mess with the janitor the lads on /brit/ will think i'm cool
>>62177694
Is that a rice-crisp apple pie?
Pokemon go still isn't working ARGHHHH
>>62177729
>haha i'll say adolf hitler, it'll make me look quirky and fun
>>62177739
Can I come with you to the party?
>>62177682
Full of pakis
>>62177729
>Poe
>Lovecraft
no, she is just le dark and edgy girl xd
Kill all women desu
>>62177791
>>62177813
guess you're right
>>62175229
getting drunk and wanking to huniepop
honestly the funnest time I've had in ages.
best pokeman you've caught?
>>62177795
>60% white british
Literally JUST
tick
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tick
tock
i hope you're prepared janny, because when the /brit/ coup comes for you, deleting threads because they're made 2 minutes early won't be enough
let this be a warning, swine
>>62177879
ur mum
>>62177879
Janny
*kicks cage*
>>62177894
A Snorlax, eh
>>62177879
I'm not playing it desu, am I missing out?
>>62177924
no theyre nerds
>>62177617
why
I think i've decided I won't go to the party. Would honestly be more fun to stay in and shitpost
can anyone help me decipher this message?
>>62177924
Not at all
>>62177975
she want the willy
>>62177975
She fucks niggers.
need a witty headline for my dating profile
*throws a kettle of water round the janny"
bastard
Around 600 people are murdered in the UK every year. That's roughly 11 murders every single week. How come we only ever hear about a fraction of them lads? What goes on with the rest?
>>62178082
Is "I love to rape bitches because that's the only thing women are good for. Feminism was a mistake, go back to kitchen dumb cunts." good?
>>62177744
>maybe if i complain about yanks on /brit/ they won't see me as a weeb loser
will womens fashion ever become less degenerate or are we on a downwards spiral until 50 years from now girls are walking around with stickers over their nipples and nothing else?
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